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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:12,420 Tonight on the Beaverton, faith groups are furious after Justin Trudeau cut off 2 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:15,020 summer program funding for the nation's snake handlers. 3 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:20,720 A huge scandal uncovers that the liberal gas plant cancellation may have reduced 4 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:21,720 carbon emissions. 5 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,500 And due to thin ice, the Rideau Canal has been shut down for everyone who 6 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,500 a big old chicken. 7 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:40,890 Welcome to the Beaverton, the only news show that can prevent forest fires. I'm 8 00:00:40,890 --> 00:00:43,730 your host, Miguel Rivas. And I'm serial arsonist Emma Hunter. 9 00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:45,970 We begin in Washington. 10 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:49,930 While a prolonged government shutdown was averted, Republican leaders are 11 00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:53,710 blasting the Democrats for not loving America enough to pass a bill that would 12 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:54,730 deport a bunch of children. 13 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:59,470 Despite controlling the House, Senate, and presidency, Paul Ryan is still 14 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:03,550 blaming Democrats for trying to protect dreamers, noting, It's a sad day for 15 00:01:03,550 --> 00:01:07,410 America when Congress can't do what our founding fathers intended, abandon our 16 00:01:07,410 --> 00:01:08,410 most vulnerable citizens. 17 00:01:09,390 --> 00:01:13,270 Thankfully, a deal was reached to extend a spending bill until February 8th. 18 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:16,790 Republicans in particular were pleased Democrats finally recognized the threat 19 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:18,870 posed by kids raised in the United States. 20 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,540 Now both sides of the aisle can put the shutdown behind them and hopefully work 21 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:25,660 together until the next shutdown in a couple weeks. 22 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:31,880 Twitter will inform users if they interacted with Russian trolls during 23 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:36,360 U .S. election, in a move experts are hailing as a little late and very 24 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,360 pointless. 25 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:43,400 A Twitter spokesperson defended the move, saying Russians might not be so 26 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:47,820 to use Twitter to attack our democracy once we take the bold move of letting 27 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:50,660 people know about it more than a year after it happened. 28 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:56,540 But Twitter's notification to 700 ,000 affected users may be undercut by a 29 00:01:56,540 --> 00:02:01,020 Russian troll notification to 300 million users warning them that Hillary 30 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,120 born in Kenya. 31 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:07,220 We now go to Davos, Switzerland, where attendees of the World Economic Forum 32 00:02:07,220 --> 00:02:10,960 working hard to... the problem suffered by the average attendee of the World 33 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,960 Economic Forum. 34 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:16,300 The participating business, political, and cultural elites say they're excited 35 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:20,160 someone is finally taking their problem seriously, with seminars on topics 36 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,680 ranging from corruption to world hunger to how hard it is to be a monarch these 37 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:29,880 days. But the summit is mainly concerned with one worrying trend, said WEF 38 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,260 founder Klaus Schwab. 39 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:36,380 The top 1 % earned 82 % of all wealth in 2017, and that is completely 40 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:40,320 unacceptable. Hopefully this conference will determine where that other 18 % 41 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,320 went. 42 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:46,420 Millions came together over the weekend in solidarity for the second annual 43 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:50,720 Women's March. This year, however, the U .S. flagship event was moved to the 44 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,640 country's hotbed of feminist thought, Las Vegas. 45 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:59,270 The Women's March 2, the legend of Curly's gold, was well attended, though 46 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:03,370 organizers had to ignore several Las Vegas bylaws, including a dress code 47 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:09,250 requiring high heels, a pricey cover charge of $80, and a mandatory DJ David 48 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,810 Guetta live mix during all protest chants. 49 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:16,730 Said one marcher, it was annoying that some bachelor party was hanging by the 50 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:20,310 entrance and followed us around for the rest of the march, so we used the 51 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:23,930 opportunity to talk to them about reproductive health and the wage gap. 52 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,200 Ultimately, the march was deemed a success. 53 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:31,160 Participants felt empowered, new voters were registered, and many went home with 54 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,660 selfies of their favorite oiled -up Chippendales models. 55 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:39,920 Last week, Serena Williams shared her harrowing postpartum experience, where 56 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:44,480 was left to self -diagnose a pulmonary embolism in her lungs after a nurse told 57 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:45,800 her she was just confused. 58 00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:50,850 Serena's story is one of many that sheds light on the institutionalized sexism 59 00:03:50,850 --> 00:03:54,770 in health care that puts women's lives at risk. Here to discuss are Dr. Jim 60 00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:57,070 Larson and one of his patients, Mary Watson. 61 00:03:57,310 --> 00:04:01,970 Thank you for having us. As a sufferer of endometriosis, I frequently feel my 62 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:05,070 symptoms go unnoticed by doctors, and I'd be happy to share those experiences. 63 00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:08,930 And I'm happy to clarify her interpretation of her experiences. 64 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:13,950 Mary, you claim doctors demonstrate an unconscious bias against women. 65 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:18,640 Absolutely, Emma. I've seen firsthand how stereotypes can affect treatment. 66 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:22,260 Women are perceived as exaggerating, so our symptoms are received with 67 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:24,560 skepticism. I don't know about that. 68 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:29,400 We all ask patients a thorough set of questions, like, really? 69 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:30,940 Are you sure? 70 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:32,980 Are you sure? 71 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,820 And finally, really? 72 00:04:37,450 --> 00:04:41,830 We have to convince our doctors what we're feeling is real. Often we're not 73 00:04:41,830 --> 00:04:44,950 seen until a man vouches for us. Oh, come on. No, she's right. 74 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:47,030 Interesting point, Miguel. 75 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:52,870 And if we do get treated, it's usually for emotional symptoms rather than 76 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:56,830 physical ones. When I was admitted to Dr. Larson's ER with severe abdominal 77 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,250 pain, he prescribed me sleepless in Seattle. 78 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,550 That's a great movie. 79 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:06,010 I feel like in a climate of believing women, you don't. 80 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:11,030 Emma, these things take time. You don't want to rush into treatment. It's 81 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:12,430 dangerous to jump to conclusions. 82 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:17,370 Also, doctors have to go by what we can observe. If a woman gets out of bed and 83 00:05:17,370 --> 00:05:20,550 comes all the way to the hospital, how much pain could she really be in? 84 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:25,130 Doctor, that's our secret. Women are always in pain. We just power through 85 00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:27,970 My heels are cutting into my ankles and my shoes are filled with blood. 86 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,530 Yeah, I've had a pounding migraine this entire interview. 87 00:05:32,510 --> 00:05:33,510 Really? 88 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,280 How can doctors overcome this unconscious bias? 89 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,800 Give women the benefit of the doubt by treating based on symptoms, not 90 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:47,240 assumptions. Well, I'll do my best to listen more carefully. In fact, here is 91 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,160 something that I think may help. 92 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:54,520 This just says you should smile more. 93 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,100 You would look so nice. Okay. 94 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:01,080 Okay, okay. I think we've heard enough. Thanks for your time. If you're a 95 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,960 professional mascot, getting beat up is all part of the job. 96 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,480 But that's not what you expect when you become a personal support worker. For 97 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,200 more, here's our own Aisha Alfa. 98 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:15,060 As manufacturing jobs are mechanized or outsourced, health care is one of the 99 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:19,140 few sectors of Canada's economy still hiring new workers to mistreat. But 100 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:22,440 because they've traditionally been viewed as women's work, men have been 101 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:26,480 unwilling to take on so -called pink -collar jobs in fields like personal 102 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,060 support work or nursing, sexy or otherwise. 103 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:33,520 But Linda Kwong of the Ontario Ministry of Health is changing all that. 104 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:36,920 What people need to realize is that personal support work is a physically 105 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,540 demanding, emotionally draining, and often dangerous profession. 106 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 That's terrible. 107 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,660 Is the Ministry of Health going to invest more funding to improve 108 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:46,740 frontline health care professionals? 109 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,079 Oh, no. 110 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:52,000 Never. In fact, we want to start leaning into those aspects. So the job appeals 111 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,980 to men who were raised in a culture of toxic masculinity. 112 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,980 Which is why the ministry made this recruitment video. 113 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:02,360 Are you looking for a job filled with non -stop adrenaline? 114 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:09,700 A job filled with drugs, nudity, and psychological trauma that takes a brutal 115 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,700 physical toll? 116 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,560 Then consider a career in personal support work, you homo. 117 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:21,380 PSW, the only job where you get to watch someone die. 118 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,520 Paid for by the Ontario Ministry of Health. 119 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,500 Thanks to this ad and a new sponsorship of elder care facilities by the energy 120 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:32,400 drink sector, men have started flocking to the field of personal support work. 121 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,600 So far, it has been a huge success. 122 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,500 Hundreds of former cops and dishonorably discharged soldiers now spend their 123 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:42,000 days describing Fast and Furious films to the infirm. But why aren't they 124 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,340 deterred by the low wages? 125 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:47,720 Weirdly, the moment men started doing the jobs, wages went up 23 cents on the 126 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,720 dollar. 127 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,080 Incredible. Yeah. 128 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:55,440 So, despite the many issues that remain for personal support workers, it's nice 129 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:59,320 to see the government finally taking action to level the playing field for 130 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:02,060 For the Beaverton, I'm Aisha Alfa. 131 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:08,380 Thanks, Aisha. When we return, Canada is totally unprepared for a worldwide flu 132 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:11,200 epidemic. We don't have a solution, we just wanted to remind you. 133 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,460 I've built a bunker. 134 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,240 A bunker? 135 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:27,350 Do you suffer from chronic pain, restlessness, or your back hurts 136 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:31,010 You may be a candidate for overprescribed opioids. 137 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:36,669 Overprescribed opioids target pain at the source by making sure your only 138 00:08:36,669 --> 00:08:38,970 problem is where to find more opioids. 139 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:44,450 Overprescribed opioids are not for everyone, but they are for almost 140 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:49,210 Side effects may include muscle aches, unemployment, electing a white 141 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:50,490 supremacist to the White House. 142 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:54,550 Four or five different kinds of death, ending up like bubbles from the wire, 143 00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:55,650 lots of money for us. 144 00:08:56,590 --> 00:09:01,010 Ask your doctor if over -prescribed opioids are right for you, and we'll 145 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:03,730 sure they have a financial incentive to say they are. 146 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:18,030 Coming up later, doctors warn the teenage brain could be negatively 147 00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:19,230 cannabis think pieces. 148 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:24,170 With Canadians facing record levels of household debt, the Bank of Canada is 149 00:09:24,170 --> 00:09:25,370 offering payday loans. 150 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:30,790 And in exchange for a new NAFTA deal, Justin Trudeau is offering the United 151 00:09:30,790 --> 00:09:32,750 States one night of passion with Quebec. 152 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:38,370 The volatility of Bitcoin has been a disaster for the millions of Canadians 153 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,270 being forced to listen to their friend explain Bitcoin. 154 00:09:42,970 --> 00:09:46,210 We're joined now by Laura Silovitz to discuss what it'll mean for Canadian 155 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:50,190 investors when Bitcoin spikes and or crashes by the end of this sentence. 156 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:53,030 Laura. Thanks, Emma. Sure. 157 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:58,490 Bitcoin fluctuations are concerning. If Bitcoin goes under, how will the richest 158 00:09:58,490 --> 00:10:00,790 criminals buy the most outlandish black market goods? 159 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:04,330 But, Laura, Bitcoin isn't just the currency of choice for criminals and 160 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:05,890 libertarians who want to destroy the government. 161 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,810 It's certainly gone more mainstream over the last year. 162 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:13,380 But the point remains. If Bitcoin crashes, we're all going to need some 163 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:17,460 way to buy our illegal guns and fentanyl. Maybe just don't buy those 164 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:22,740 People aren't just going to stop buying poisonous swords or people or forbidden 165 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:24,440 dark web toilet paper, Miguel. 166 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:29,620 Without Bitcoin, we'll need a new form of untraceable fuck -you government 167 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,620 money. 168 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,960 Okay, but it better have jargon. 169 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,300 Thankfully, it does. 170 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:39,000 The one I'm really excited about is blockchain, a new cryptocurrency where 171 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,740 number of blockchains is limited to the number of cryptocurrencies using the 172 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:43,740 blockchain. 173 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,540 I don't understand. 174 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:49,620 That's okay. Neither do the people who invented it. If nobody understands it, 175 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,920 why would we use this type of currency? 176 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:53,040 What currency would you like, Miguel? 177 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,120 Gold? Cigarettes? White rhino horns? 178 00:10:56,780 --> 00:11:01,140 Horns? It's a deflationary currency, Miguel. You can't mint new horns. 179 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,040 It's like the Bitcoin at Savannah. 180 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:04,870 They're nearly extinct. 181 00:11:05,470 --> 00:11:09,290 Well, leave it up to Miguel to find something objectionable about trading in 182 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:10,209 rhino horns. 183 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:13,790 I just think we shouldn't place our faith in abstract institutions that make 184 00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:15,210 people rich at the expense of others. 185 00:11:15,610 --> 00:11:18,030 Well, you just described the stock market. 186 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,830 So, Laura Silovitz, everybody. 187 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:27,960 Justin Timberlake is gearing up for the Super Bowl halftime show, his first time 188 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:33,160 back since 2004's infamous Nipplegate. But the pop sensation isn't sure how to 189 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:37,280 shock people in a world that's been made numb by a giant racist man -baby. 190 00:11:40,069 --> 00:11:42,530 Timberlake explained his plan to cause a controversy. 191 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,990 We have to think outside the bra on this one. 192 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:50,550 Maybe mid -show I bring out that porn star Trump had sex with, change the 193 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:55,350 to sexy back to indicate I'm a flat earther, then go out with a bang by 194 00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:57,110 in front of the flag with my wang out. 195 00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:01,810 Timberlake is determined to pull off this scandal, citing that while it's a 196 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:05,790 different era, one thing will always remain true. Somehow they'll find a way 197 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:07,050 blame this whole thing on a woman. 198 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:12,430 From bone -crushing tackles to thunderous slap shots to the quiet 199 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:16,090 bounce pass, we go now to Luke and Pat at the Beaverton Sports Network. 200 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:22,990 Coming up on BSN, the NBA will increase parity next season by having every team 201 00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:24,030 share LeBron James. 202 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,510 The Oilers' struggles have led GM Peter Cirelli to rethink his trade -away 203 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:29,830 talent -for -nothing strategy. 204 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:34,950 Blue Jays signed Al Albuquerque, Yeng Barris, Delarte, and Giff Nagope to 205 00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:37,630 up the organization's depth in guys with amazing names. 206 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:42,270 Welcome to BSN. I'm Luke, and this is my son's biological father, Pat. 207 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:44,370 Little Jaden does not suspect a thing. 208 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,260 Up first, Kid Rock will headline the NHL's All -Star festivities this weekend 209 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:52,200 the league makes good on its promise to deliver fans the pimpin 'est 210 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:56,900 entertainment 2003 has to offer. In addition to Rock's performance, the game 211 00:12:56,900 --> 00:13:00,660 will feature between -period mud wrestling, a wet t -shirt contest, and a 212 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:04,220 demolition derby in fun -filled events for everyone, from trailer park meth 213 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:05,960 heads to garden variety carnies. 214 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:09,530 Personally, I think this kind of finger -on -the -pulse programming will help 215 00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:13,270 the NHL maintain their position as North America's most successful sports brand, 216 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:19,310 behind only the NBA, NFL, MLB, PGA, and PokerStars .net. I think you forgot the 217 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,890 World Series of Darts. Ooh, bullseye. 218 00:13:21,850 --> 00:13:25,230 Ice dance pair and Canada sweetheart's Virtue and Moyer have been named as flag 219 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:28,970 bearers for the 2018 Olympic Games. It's part of Sports Canada's scheme to make 220 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:31,430 these crazy kids finally realize they're in love. 221 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:35,010 The organization hopes that marching in together under the lights, their fingers 222 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:38,230 caressed around the flagpole, will finally do the trick after their 223 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:42,350 schemes all failed, including betting Scott he couldn't transform ugly 224 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:45,670 Tessa into the prom queen, forcing them to share a plate of spaghetti with no 225 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:49,110 fork and a single meatball, and having them spend 20 years simulating 226 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:50,110 in their dances. 227 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:53,530 Sport Canada added they're hoping the two will at least do what all athletes 228 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:56,850 staying in Olympic villages do, have hot, flexible sex. 229 00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:01,390 Finally tonight, after the past weekend's conference championships, it 230 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:05,030 like this year's Super Bowl will be an epic showdown for the ages between two 231 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:08,950 the sport's fiercest competitors, the New England Patriots' Tom Brady versus 232 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:11,390 longtime rival and coach, Bill Belichick. 233 00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:15,150 Fans are looking forward to hate -watching this titanic grudge match 234 00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,070 two most despised men in the NFL. 235 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,250 Said one analyst, it's impressive. 236 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:23,170 In a league that includes rapists, domestic abusers, and the occasional dog 237 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:27,450 -fighting enthusiast, the two least popular figures still manage to be a 238 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,590 who thinks drinking water prevents sunburn and an old grouch. 239 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,830 Hey, Luke, do you think we could ever have a falling out like Brady and 240 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,590 Belichick? No, as long as we pay for James College, we're good, man. 241 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:40,350 Sounds like a plan. 242 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:45,520 That'll do it for this BSN update. Join us next week when we discuss how the IOC 243 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,280 has banned a new performance -enhancing drug that helps athletes believe they 244 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,360 could do it all along. 245 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:52,400 Coming up later. 246 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,820 Economists predict Canada's housing market will be a thing economists talk a 247 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:10,820 about in 2018. 248 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,420 With food waste on the rise, experts wonder if you're going to finish that. 249 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:20,720 And 2017 was the third hottest year on record, thanks to carbon emissions and 250 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,740 Despacito. Thousands died. 251 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:28,920 Jagmeet Singh is being criticized for using his wedding proposal as a 252 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:33,360 stunt. But sources claim the NDP leader only did it that way to finally get all 253 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,680 his aunties off his back. 254 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:39,720 The normally private Singh spoke out, saying, My family is so happy that I'm 255 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:44,040 finally settling down. Once we get through the next 18 months of nonstop 256 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,660 planning, I should be free from the nagging. By then, we'll be ready for the 257 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,760 baby nagging phase. 258 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,660 While he's publicly happy about the news, Justin Trudeau has reportedly 259 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:57,480 to colleagues that Singh's just manipulating the media to get good PR, 260 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,660 Hey, that's my thing. 261 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,940 Justin Trudeau looks good on paper, as proven by his centerfold in the UN 262 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:04,940 climate report. 263 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,560 But how does he keep capturing the imagination of the Internet? 264 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,240 Donovan Stinson investigates the making of our most upvoted prime minister. 265 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:24,020 Two years into his term, Prime Minister Trudeau is mostly known for being the 266 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:27,900 most viral politician since that one town in Minnesota elected a French 267 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,900 mayor. 268 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:32,480 It seems like barely a week goes by before Justin does something that gets 269 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,460 American website cream in their jeans. 270 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,100 But could all these stunts really be spontaneous? 271 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:41,620 No, we can't just have Justin hold three pandas this time. Look, we need 272 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:42,660 original ideas. 273 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:47,500 Alice Hansen heads the PMO's integrated voter marketing team. It's her job to 274 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,680 carefully plan each one of Trudeau's impromptu viral moments. 275 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,640 Everyone thinks it's so easy to trend on Twitter, but it takes a lot of time and 276 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,500 effort to plan these moments of spontaneity, like photobombing a hike. I 277 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,020 this photo. Yeah, everyone does. 278 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,840 We had to analyze which province to use, rig the lighting, hire an attractive 279 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:07,040 family, bribe them not to tell. The whole thing took months to plan. 280 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,399 Plus it costs millions. 281 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,358 What? 282 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:13,780 What if Justin leaves a big tip for, like, a waitress somewhere? 283 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:17,099 Too cutesy. What's next? Okay, we could set it up somewhere in the country so 284 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:21,140 that a car breaks down and Justin happens by and fixes it. No! Enough 285 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,520 around. Give me your best idea. 286 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,300 He could finally address the boil water advisory on reserve. 287 00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:28,679 Get out. 288 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:33,800 People, this is not about policy. It's about leadership, which means getting 289 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,860 Justin on the front page of BuzzFeed. So somebody. 290 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,890 Give me something we can work with. 291 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:47,330 Yeah. What if Justin did the splits while straddling two canoes like Jean 292 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,330 -Claude Van Damme did? 293 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:52,990 Not bad. 294 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:54,409 Thank you. Great. 295 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:58,410 Our team is fighting hard to keep Trudeau from being overtaken by the new 296 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,990 media darlings like the NDP's Jagmeet Singh. 297 00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:05,050 Fortunately, the conservatives continue to lag as their recent stunt where 298 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:09,090 Andrew Scheer milked a cow and then drank it was removed from Facebook for 299 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,090 inappropriate content. 300 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,690 For the Beaverton, Donovan Stinson, signing off. 301 00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:15,570 Thanks, Donovan. 302 00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:19,890 When we return, our sex expert says things that make me feel very 303 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:20,910 on national television. 304 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,550 I hope they're not having sex. You want to take this story? 305 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,750 Yeah. 306 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,640 Welcome back. 307 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:44,900 At yesterday's Oscar nominations, the Academy announced changes to this year's 308 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:48,740 show. All male winners will be given an extra 30 seconds for their acceptance 309 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:51,220 speeches to allow room for a mandatory apology. 310 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:55,940 This will be a chance for men to say sorry for their recent sexual harassment 311 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:59,820 to get ahead of any scandal that the public does not yet know about but most 312 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,360 certainly will within a week. 313 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:05,840 A special exemption has been made in the case of James Franco ending up on 314 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,780 stage. He's been granted all the time in the world to explain himself, plus an 315 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,800 option to phone a friend or lawyer. 316 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:18,340 The backlash to the MeToo movement has exposed a significant generational 317 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:22,600 between young feminists and older women who've been surfing every feminist wave 318 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,600 since before women had the right to surf. 319 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:29,170 Under fire for their open letters on the topic are Margaret Atwood and French 320 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:33,210 screen legend Catherine Deneuve. These septuagenarians have taken controversial 321 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:37,150 positions, which younger intersectional feminists are calling pretty unchill AF. 322 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,970 To which they responded, who is this AF and why are they telling me what to do? 323 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:46,170 The divide has some observers alarmed that the movement will lose its full 324 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:50,230 impact, and there's a need to unite women on each side, which is just the 325 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,630 side, but doesn't look that way because it's a patriarchal parlor trick. 326 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:58,770 Experts suggest that increased empathy may help women to gracefully straddle 327 00:19:58,770 --> 00:20:01,950 line between being a young bomb -ass bitch and distinguished gilf. 328 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:06,370 The younger generation are asked to understand that the Catherine Deneuves 329 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:10,030 the world have fond memories of being Pepe Le Pewed because that type of 330 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:12,010 harassment was once acceptable behavior. 331 00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:16,590 Kind of like how we used to be okay with having Pepe Le Pew be a character in 332 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,590 children's cartoons. 333 00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:22,450 For the members of the older generation, the fastest way to understand the 334 00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:26,590 changing face of sexual politics is to sign up for Tinder and navigate that 335 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:28,430 universe of unsolicited dick pics. 336 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:33,480 Let's remember that we are all dragging our fatigue. war -torn bodies through 337 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:37,680 the muds of oppression past Matt Damon's tower of opinions no one asked for 338 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,500 towards the ultimate finish line of gender equality. 339 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,940 We are losing sight of why women started this movement anyway. 340 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,480 These guys. 341 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:49,240 Hey, what did I do? You know what I mean, the royal these guys. 342 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:51,760 Well, that's our show. 343 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:56,260 Join us next week for more light, sound, and if we're lucky, color. 344 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:06,520 I just like you so viscerally. I can't hear a certain or any type of... You 345 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,460 like me so viscerally? That's weird. 346 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,180 No, viscerally. 347 00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:13,320 Oh. Yeah. That's actually how you figure it out. 348 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:14,820 Well, yeah. 349 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,380 You're right, I'm a woman. 350 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,500 Have I told you about my point of action? 351 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,360 I have two blue nose guys. 352 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,080 I told you. It's definitely nice. 353 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,540 You told me. You have a great name, too. 33961

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