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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:14,080 Tonight on the Beaverton, Donald Trump escalates tensions with North Korea now 2 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,240 that Kim's missiles are capable of reaching Robert Mueller's office. 3 00:00:17,740 --> 00:00:21,660 I Love You Daddy is pulled from theaters to prevent any more of Louis C .K.'s 4 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:22,800 public masturbation. 5 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,780 And industry leaders warn that sexual misconduct allegations against Canadian 6 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:31,140 celebrities will happen as soon as Canada has celebrities. 7 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:40,980 Welcome to the Beaverton, the show your parents put on full volume so you don't 8 00:00:40,980 --> 00:00:41,980 hear them having sex. 9 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,240 I'm the boy who learned to knock Miguel Rivas. And I'm Emma Hunter barging right 10 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,240 in. 11 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:51,540 Our top story, after Saudi Arabia kidnapped the Prime Minister of Lebanon 12 00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:55,800 forced him to resign, Justin Trudeau says there's nothing we can do besides 13 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,420 Saudi Arabia even more arms. 14 00:00:58,270 --> 00:01:02,130 The Liberal government says that Saudi Arabia has been a key ally and valued 15 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,130 customer for years. 16 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:07,390 And while Canada may not agree with kidnapping heads of state, we have no 17 00:01:07,390 --> 00:01:08,430 but to profit from it. 18 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:12,550 However, Trudeau says that he's willing to look the other way on a simple coup. 19 00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:17,310 If Saudi Arabia starts a war, they will face severe sanctions, including coexist 20 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:22,190 bumper stickers attached to all new labs, no more free shipping, and a 21 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:23,190 worded coupon. 22 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:28,420 The comedy community was rocked this week by news of Louis C .K.'s sexual 23 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:32,580 misconduct. The revelations have left men in the industry grappling with the 24 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:36,460 shocking realization they'll have to behave themselves for like two or three 25 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:37,460 weeks. 26 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:41,940 In a statement, C .K. advised that he would now step back and take some time 27 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:45,580 listen and then write a gritty stand -up special that cashes in on the 28 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:46,580 controversy. 29 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:51,300 C .K. joins a slew of disgraced celebrities who have no problem 30 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:54,960 public eye after just a few years, including Sean Penn and Mel Gibson. 31 00:01:55,300 --> 00:02:00,360 In related news, all three are set to star in Daddy's Home 3 out Christmas 32 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:06,060 In the wake of his underage sex assault allegations, Senate candidate Roy Moore 33 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:10,060 is using canvassing as an opportunity to go door to door telling neighbors he's 34 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:11,060 a sex offender. 35 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:15,400 Moore says he's excited to talk to people face to face about immigration 36 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,920 economy, and also about that thing he may soon have to disclose to everyone 37 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,240 living in a three mile radius. 38 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:25,260 But the main issue Moore wants to discuss is family values, like how 39 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:28,940 it is these days for a 70 -year -old man to find a date to junior prom. 40 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:33,280 Moore's base is thrilled at the chance to meet their next senator and are 41 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,760 keeping their eyes peeled for his distinctive unmarked white campaign van. 42 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:42,800 Mark Zuckerberg says he was disturbed by Facebook's role in the 2016 election, 43 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:47,640 promising to never again help put an unqualified billionaire in office until 44 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:48,640 runs in 2020. 45 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:55,110 Zuckerberg vowed to crack down on fake news posts and only allow 100 % factual 46 00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:57,310 Zuckerberg -approved stories about the campaign. 47 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:03,260 Not to be outdone, Google CEO Sundar Pichai has also announced his candidacy, 48 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:07,600 promising not to manipulate search results to his advantage, unless it 49 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,880 like the other guy is winning. 50 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:14,700 2020 is seen as a two -horse race between Google and Facebook, especially 51 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:18,740 that the Bing campaign has dropped out after unsuccessfully asking dozens of 52 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,520 times if it could be America's default candidate. 53 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:26,530 Of course, thanks to Zuckerberg, Facebook is a great place to have 54 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:28,250 arguments with our acquaintances' relatives. 55 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:31,550 But now there's an easier way to get your point across. 56 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:34,130 For more, here's the Beaverton's Dave Barclay. 57 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:40,190 Imagine, finding out about a major world event, and you haven't posted about it 58 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:41,190 on social media. 59 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:45,330 Luckily, Facebook's here to help you look as woke as you want to be with 60 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:46,330 autofill activism. 61 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,620 When a topic starts trending, Facebook responds for you, letting you weigh in 62 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:54,500 everything in a way that says, this is an issue, and I'm aware of it. 63 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,800 Facebook stays on brand with your beliefs by using the personal 64 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,520 been quietly collecting for years. So you can rest assured that if there's a 65 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,060 shooting, Facebook will know which side of the debate you're on. 66 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:10,080 And best of all, you don't even need to sign in. Just sit back, relax, and let 67 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,940 Facebook stay on top of issues for you by changing your avatar to reflect your 68 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:18,000 support for causes, using vague but uplifting hashtags to indicate where you 69 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,680 stand, and letting people know how you're affected by the death of a 70 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:26,060 Even if there isn't a bandwagon to jump on, Facebook will remind people how 71 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:29,100 informed you are by reposting think pieces with the comment this. 72 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:33,430 Thanks to autofill activism, Facebook's finally able to become what it was 73 00:04:33,430 --> 00:04:38,570 always intended to be, a user -free utopia of endless content by and equally 74 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:39,549 no one. 75 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:42,250 For the Beaverton, I'm Dave Barclay. 76 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,010 Thanks, Dave. 77 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:48,410 As Justin Trudeau's recent visit to the APEC summit has shown, Canada has no 78 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:51,850 shortage of suitors eager to replace the U .S. as our primary trading partner 79 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:55,870 should Donald Trump decide to add NAFTA to his long list of costly divorces. 80 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:59,770 Joining us now with an update fresh from her seat at the negotiating table is 81 00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:01,370 our own Laura Silowitz. 82 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:07,510 Who, if I'm not mistaken, is wearing the same clothes I saw you in three days 83 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:09,830 ago? You are not mistaken. 84 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:15,420 Canada is out there and loving every second of our newfound freedom. This is 85 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:17,340 best thing that's ever happened to us. 86 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:22,340 Is it, though? I know that we in the U .S. are going through a rough patch 87 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:24,720 now, but they've been a pretty steady and reliable partner. 88 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,780 More like reliably unappreciative. 89 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,620 It's like, don't shit -talk our lumber to your friends at the U .N. and then 90 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:34,780 call us up late at night begging for some of that cheap good wood. 91 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,460 Have you tried talking to them? 92 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:39,969 Why bother? 93 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:43,750 They don't listen to our needs. They're only interested in one thing, laying 94 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:44,750 some pipeline. 95 00:05:45,730 --> 00:05:49,330 Granted, America is not without its flaws, but who else out there can 96 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,910 Canada's needs as a serial trade monogamist? 97 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:53,890 The United Kingdom, for one. 98 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:57,870 We've got a ton of history together. Plus, they're going through a messy 99 00:05:57,870 --> 00:06:00,890 of their own and looking to settle down with a new trading partner. 100 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:06,470 Red flag. You never use an ex to get over another ex. Plus, they're poor, and 101 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:07,470 we're practically related. 102 00:06:10,479 --> 00:06:13,080 Okay, um, well, what about Germany? 103 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,380 Ugh, the missionary position of trade? No thanks. 104 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,280 There's always South Korea. 105 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,960 Is there always going to be South Korea? 106 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:25,960 Good point. I mean... Good point. 107 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:30,040 Who are we even kidding? Miguel's right. We don't want to break up with America. 108 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:34,920 They're the ones that want to leave. And who can blame them? We're 150 years 109 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,920 old. 110 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,200 And frigid. 111 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,560 No wonder it's been years since I touched our oil sands. 112 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,479 Look, look. 113 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,860 America is just going through a midlife crisis. We just have to ride this out 114 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:47,860 until it passes. 115 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,260 But what if it doesn't? 116 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:54,400 Well, hey, hey. Then we'll just call up Mexico and convince them to have a trade 117 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,920 three -way with us in China. That'll make America crazy jealous. 118 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,320 I mean, I guess Canada could finally accept all those invites we keep getting 119 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,460 that TPP key party. 120 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,500 Exactly! But hey, look out for Japan. I hear they're into some weird exports. 121 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:09,820 Laura Silovitz, everyone. 122 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:16,740 When we come back, should U of T keep providing legitimacy to alt -right 123 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:20,740 ideologue Jordan Peterson? Or does that question contain its own answer? 124 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:37,440 You've seen the prairies, hiked the Rocky Mountains, and touched a 125 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:41,080 Now there's another reason to visit Canada, fresh water. 126 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:46,420 While our low population density makes us an unlikely target for things, 127 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,880 Canada's real jewel is its seemingly endless supply of the fresh, potable 128 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,560 humanity needs to survive what comes next. 129 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,360 Whatever that is. 130 00:07:57,700 --> 00:08:01,900 Kayak in it. Dive in it. Look across it for raiding parties. 131 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:04,860 all while remaining safe and properly hydrated. 132 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,860 Look, we're not saying an international crisis is going to happen. 133 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:14,920 But if it did, wouldn't you want to be in Canada already, instead of fighting 134 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,360 your way through gas gangs and radioactive cannibal cults to get here? 135 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:24,120 So take your next vacation in Canada, because, hey, anything can happen. 136 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:38,150 TD Bank is moving forward with a controversial plan to charge monthly 137 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,070 fees to people who don't bank with them. 138 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:44,590 The Financial Institute has been criticized for pushing unnecessary 139 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:45,590 onto their customers. 140 00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:48,170 Now they're targeting a new demographic, everyone else. 141 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:53,090 In a press release, TD said, For too long, too many people have enjoyed the 142 00:08:53,090 --> 00:08:55,690 convenience of paying no dollars to not bank with us. 143 00:08:56,690 --> 00:09:00,250 Meanwhile, BMO is also offering their own new product, a no -fee checking 144 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:03,130 account for any customers hiding over a million dollars offshore. 145 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:09,370 After an announced charter challenge, the Quebec government is scrambling to 146 00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:14,070 uphold its controversial niqab ban by amending the law to prevent anyone who 147 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:16,690 wears the niqab from suing them over the niqab ban. 148 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:23,330 Just as previous amendments clarify that Muslim women who wear the veil can 149 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:27,690 visit a public library but just not take out a book, the new one will clarify 150 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:31,130 that they can enter court, they just can't use it to defend their rights. 151 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:36,470 Added one spokesperson, it's also about identification. If they don't remove 152 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:40,130 their covering, how will we know which of the thousands of women we've 153 00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:41,130 is in the room? 154 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:45,530 A leak from the White House has revealed Donald Trump is miserable after 155 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:49,430 realizing that his entire presidency is just his family's way of putting him 156 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:50,430 into assisted living. 157 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:56,730 Speaking on condition of anonymity, the source added, Dad is a 70 -year -old man 158 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:57,870 prone to outbursts. 159 00:09:58,190 --> 00:10:00,690 Why do you think he keeps proposing the same failed legislation? 160 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:04,610 He literally doesn't remember that he's already tried multiple times. 161 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:09,870 Staff at the White Home for Seniors keep Donald busy with activities like social 162 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:13,950 hour, imagination time, and creative writing. 163 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:20,370 Of course, social conservatives are trying to create a big tent movement by 164 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:24,530 reaching beyond its current base of Baptists and gun -owning Baptists. 165 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:30,700 We now go to Donovan Stinson with a story on how that tent might be getting 166 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,700 bigger. 167 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:43,500 If the Canadian right wants to remain relevant, it has to broaden its base. 168 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:47,800 One of their unlikely targets of opportunity has become the LGBTQ 169 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:53,280 After learning I'd recently become a gay icon, I decided to see how the 170 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:57,080 conservatives plan on courting a group they've spent decades ostracizing. We've 171 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:01,660 evolved on homosexuality ever since we discovered that our position on the 172 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,040 marriage debate had become unelectable. 173 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:09,180 Sure. But are right -wing leaders doing anything tangible? I mean, other than 174 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:13,160 coming up with more plausible excuses not to attend pride parades? We have a 175 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,600 tried -and -true method of switching people to our team. It's called 176 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,190 therapy. Wait, we're still doing that? 177 00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:22,130 Yes. Amazingly, it's still legal in most provinces. 178 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:27,450 Really? The efficacy of conversion therapy has been universally disproved, 179 00:11:27,450 --> 00:11:31,250 Matthew is adapting the method for changing sexual orientation to focus 180 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,790 political orientation, converting gay men to vote conservative. 181 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:39,450 Gay men are statistically higher income earners and less likely to have 182 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:44,750 children. So why should they care about welfare or universal child care or 183 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:48,510 whatever perversions the left is peddling? Okay, well, that's not true. 184 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:52,370 I mean, the LGBTQ community is very diverse. 185 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:56,730 They're passionate about social justice, women's rights, intersectionality. To 186 00:11:56,730 --> 00:12:00,230 be clear, we're only focusing on the G part of the acronym. 187 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:03,430 Demonizing women issues is step one in our liberal aversion therapy. 188 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:09,400 No problem. I had to see for myself how Metamorphosis Cove was transposing their 189 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,260 techniques to political conversions. 190 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:16,660 The outdated, pseudoscientific methods ranged from ineffective... You believe 191 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,460 Quebec is right about the niqab. ...to horrifying. 192 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:24,100 Like the electroshocks I received to make me associate reading salon think 193 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,800 pieces on race relations with fearing pain. 194 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,680 Or their attempts to rid me of my beliefs in Keynesian economic theory. 195 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:36,770 But while this new form of conversion is just as ineffective and dangerous as 196 00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:40,650 the ex -gay movement, there was one positive that came out of this 197 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:41,650 experience. 198 00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:46,150 Meeting like -minded people with shared values and desires. 199 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:52,910 Like Kevin, my environmentalist roommate, together we're organizing a 200 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:56,790 effort to stop the Trans Mountain Pipeline. For the Beaverton, I'm Donovan 201 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:57,790 Stinson. 202 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:00,270 Thanks, Donovan. 203 00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:04,310 Here at the Beaverton, we aren't above cravenly hopping on the nostalgia 204 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:09,410 bandwagon. And that's why the Globe and Mail has described us as the Fuller 205 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:11,550 House of Canadian Basic Cable. 206 00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:16,070 Uh, I don't think that was a compliment. And that brings us to this week's 207 00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:17,690 edition of Way Back One Day. 208 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:23,730 Tonight, we take a trip back to 1994, the year Ace Ventura introduced us to 209 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:27,670 breakout star that went on to define the next decade of comedy, transphobia. 210 00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:33,140 Whether it was Jim Carrey vomiting when Einhorn was single, or Chandler using 211 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:37,880 Kathleen Turner's portrayal of his dad as a gay panic punchline, transphobia 212 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:43,160 everywhere. In fact, transphobia was the most bankable star since racism's 213 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,220 heartwarming performance in Ted Danson's blackface routine. 214 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:51,480 Its career got so hot, it became part of the legendary Hollywood hack pack, 215 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:55,620 alongside offensive accents, mocking the disabled, and Michael Richards. 216 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,600 But while transphobia's career may be on the downswing now that shows like 217 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:05,180 Transparent have made it seem passe, it still continues to find steady character 218 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,720 work with Seth MacFarlane. 219 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:12,800 Still, from hackneyed crying game references to naked gun sequels where 220 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:17,400 least objectionable thing is O .J. Simpson, the mid-'90s was a golden age 221 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,580 casual bigotry, and transphobia was its biggest star. 222 00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:24,890 When we come back, we'll examine the next comedic trope that will be 223 00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:28,830 we laughed at five years from now. At who impressions, prison rape jokes, but 224 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,590 mostly also still transphobia. 225 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:34,610 Coming up later on the Beaverton. 226 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,280 Canada Post celebrates the anniversary of the Halifax explosion with an 227 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,280 exploding stamp. 228 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:59,700 Leonardo DiCaprio marks the 20th anniversary of Titanic by dating a girl 229 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:00,700 the year it was released. 230 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:06,020 And PBS Kids unveils its gritty new series, Odd Squad Criminal Intent. 231 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:11,180 To the sports world now, from big hits to replaying big hits over and over 232 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:13,800 until violence is meaningless, we go to Luke and Pat. 233 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:23,130 Tonight on the show, Connor McDavid opens a hockey school for 234 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,170 Edmonton Oilers players. 235 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:28,150 NFL fans take comfort in the knowledge that the hit that will end Tom Brady's 236 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:29,390 career is creeping ever closer. 237 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:34,270 And Ottawa football fans are set to host the quietest Grey Cup ever. 238 00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:39,950 Welcome to BSN, I'm Luke and he's Pat. We're like a poor man's Jay and Dan or a 239 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:41,130 billionaire's Tim and Sid. 240 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,480 Up first, Alexander Ovechkin had thrown his support behind the re -election of 241 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,439 Vladimir Putin. 242 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,160 Ovi said he was particularly impressed with Putin's economic policy, foreign 243 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,080 policy, and not poisoning Ovechkin's family policy. 244 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:58,820 In a viral post, Ovechkin said, President Putin is strong leader. Also, 245 00:15:58,820 --> 00:15:59,840 don't hurt my babushka. 246 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:04,260 Ovechkin's pro -Putin ads have been well -received on Russia's most popular 247 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,420 social media platform, state -sponsored surveillance. 248 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,720 And finally tonight, hockey parents. 249 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,200 The backbone of Canadian sport and the full -down -seat minivan industry. 250 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:17,520 With the nation's minor hockey leagues in full swing, Luke went out to see how 251 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,840 new hockey parents are adjusting to the lifestyle. 252 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,460 For years, Canada's hockey parents have been livening up games with their fun 253 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,820 cheers and terrible behavior. 254 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,920 But with thousands of them taking their kids to rinks for the first time, how do 255 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,240 they learn the tricks of their new trade? 256 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,760 That's where Ty Dusseau comes in. He is the world's premier hockey parent coach. 257 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,480 Remember, you have to start screaming at the ref. 258 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:46,720 early linda let me hear you yell hey zebra get off your knees and stop 259 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:51,920 this game oh i'm not really comfortable saying those kinds of things god damn it 260 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:58,840 linda take a look i understand you personally created the technique 261 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:02,160 where you freeze your child out after losses but buy them ice cream after win 262 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,240 Yeah, but that's strictly for my AAA parents. 263 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,099 These house leaguers still got to learn the basics for creating a culture of 264 00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:09,099 toxic masculinity. 265 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,119 Pick up the baseline now! 266 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,440 When the other team has a two -on -one, you're going to want to blow on one of 267 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,819 these. Make them think that the linesman called them offside. 268 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:24,359 Now, for your last lesson, my new friend Luke has agreed to assist me. 269 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,860 Now, this is how you fight a parent from the other team. 270 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,220 What? And get in there with some of this. 271 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:36,410 Ty showed me his tricks for committing aggravated assaults, including a 272 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,890 technique for jerseying he believes won his estranged son's team the city 273 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:40,890 championship. 274 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:43,450 Linda! 275 00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:48,790 Photo time, let's go! For this coach, though, it isn't about trophies. You 276 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:49,709 better be smiling. 277 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,950 It's about seeing the joy in a 45 -year -old's face as he throws his coffee at a 278 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:53,950 chartered accountant. 279 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:56,010 That, and the $300 an hour he makes. 280 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,330 For BSN, I'm Luke Gordon -Field. 281 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,150 Great job, Luke. I am in a lot of pain. 282 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:06,620 Makes sense. Next week on BSN, we count down this NBA season's top 700 bounce 283 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:07,620 passes. 284 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,560 Welcome 285 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:23,540 back. 286 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:28,810 With the Liberals increasing funding for conservation areas and national parks, 287 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:32,230 the oil industry is accusing the government of being in the pocket of the 288 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,390 endangered species lobby. 289 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:38,230 According to one oil sand spokesperson, those subsidies should be going to job 290 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:41,970 creators like us, not these fat wildcats with their luxurious fur coats. 291 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:46,710 In related news, Environment Minister Catherine McKenna has not yet commented 292 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:50,370 accusations she was wined and dined at an upscale restaurant by a registered 293 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,710 beluga whale lobbyist. 294 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:53,850 Revenge porn. 295 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:57,570 where men post explicit images without permission of the women who were smart 296 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,570 enough to leave them. 297 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:02,450 But now a new website is turning the tables on the perpetrators. 298 00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:07,250 Revenge Revenge Porn allows you to watch offenders get double -teamed by the 299 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,790 criminal and justice system. 300 00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:13,850 Some of the site's most popular videos include Creepy Ex -Hubby Takes All Eight 301 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:18,950 Years of Hard Time, Barely Legal Dirtbag Gets Handcuffed in Front of Stepdad, 302 00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:22,870 and Nasty Perp Gets Slammed into Pavement by Big Black Cop. 303 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:27,560 Many clips are as long as 30 minutes, although most visitors admit they came 304 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560 after five. 305 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,520 This weekend, while Canadians from coast to coast spent Remembrance Day 306 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,200 commemorating our fallen soldiers, we looked past the fact that we're 307 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,000 screwing over the ones that are still alive. 308 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,200 And that is the subject of tonight's Between the Headlines. 309 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:46,200 In 2006, the Harper government abolished pensions for injured veterans, 310 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:49,640 presumably to use the money for more important things like silencing civil 311 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,560 servants and buying thousands of copies of Harper's Hockey Book. 312 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,080 Justin Trudeau promised to change all that in 2015. 313 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,220 Unfortunately, it was a campaign promise, meaning he's contractually 314 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,260 to not follow through. 315 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,640 It's easy to see why this hasn't been a priority. 316 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:09,560 Veterans' benefits are not as sexy as holding two pandas or as glamorous as 317 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:10,560 socks. 318 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,740 But that doesn't excuse their inaction, or the fact that they are now limiting 319 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,560 disability payments to active soldiers. 320 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,540 In fact, the liberal approach to Canada's veterans has not been so much 321 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,640 forget as it has been oops we forgot. 322 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,120 So while it's great that the PM doesn't want to send our troops into conflict 323 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,060 zones, maybe giving them back their pensions would help save the 2 ,000 324 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:34,760 veterans from an equally deadly environment, the streets of Canada in 325 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,760 wintertime. 326 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:39,510 Because the only people who should have to train hard, go through grueling 327 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:42,490 physical trials on behalf of our country, only to return to an 328 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:45,690 government that has cut their funding, are Canada's Olympic athletes. 329 00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:51,210 Well, that's our show. Join us next week when we explore how, for the first time 330 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,690 ever, a computer has beaten a human at mixed martial arts. 331 00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:26,610 I'm not joking with you. 32181

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