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620, give me that job, I'm calling you.

Okay, you two just have a seat over
there for a minute, please.

Okay.

Really inconvenient.

Okay.

Um, let me get your name, birthday...
What?

For what?

Crispy Stevens.

What is this about?

And what about you, young man?

Dylan. We have a boat to catch.

In like, what, 30 minutes? Yeah, all our
stuff is on there.

We've been planning this for like six
months. I don't want to miss that.

Okay, Dylan, and what's your last name?

Stevens.

Okay, so what's your relation?

He's my stepson.

What is this about?

Okay, very good.

Can I get your birth dates?

September 12th? But why do you need this
information?

Well, I have reason to believe that you
shoplifted from our store.

Wow.

Where did you know that? One of our
employees came to me and said that they

believe they saw someone wearing orange
putting items from the shelves into the

bag. Okay. Well, we didn't do that.

A lot of people are at the cruise.

And your birthday?

It's actually tomorrow. That's why we're
going on the cruise.

Yeah, we're trying to celebrate his
birthday.

Really don't want to miss that.

Well, just stay in tight. If you didn't
feel anything, I'm sure you'll be out of

here in no time. Yeah.

Want a handcuff necessary?

Want to be criminal?

Potentially. Would you mind if I
searched your bag now?

Of course.

I'm having to hide. There's no reason to
because we didn't feel anything.

Well, if you didn't feel anything, then
there's no reason to worry about me

going through the bag, right? We just
need to get to the boat. Yeah, go ahead.

Please. Please search.

Let us get back to our cruise.

Well, I think this is yours.

Yes, that's mine. Okay.

Let's see here.

What about that?

Was that yours?

What about these?

Were the tags still on them?

No.

Well, the tag's off, but maybe it was
like another family accidentally brought

their stuff in my bag.

What about this item? Were the tags
still on it?

How did these get in your bag?

I honestly have no idea.

Huh, what?

I really have no idea how those got.

Is someone setting us up?

How do you get set up? It's just a
little fashion store.

Wait, wait a second. Another tag?

Are those the clothes you were wanting
to buy your girlfriend?

I...

I said you had to wait.

I said maybe.

I was going to buy them for you for your
birthday.

Why would you steal them?

Well, unfortunately now, I'm going to
have to do a full report about this.

Look, obviously...

You know, it's his birthday tomorrow.

I promise I'll... Well, happy birthday
in advance. I'll pay for them soon.

It doesn't work like that.

Stealing is stealing.

Unfortunately, now that we know that
there are stolen goods in your property,

it's going to take a while. I'm going to
have to call my supervisor down here.

A while? How long?

I mean, it takes a while. Hey, trust me.

Our passports are on the boat.
Everything we have is on the boat.

Can you call the captain? Why didn't you
bring that and buy the stuff? Can you

call the captain, please?

We don't have time for this. Like,
everything is on the boat. Our

luggage. Please, is there anything? And
it's about to leave.

Is there anything at all?

I'm sorry, but rules are rules.

I can call the captain down here for you
from the boat. Thank you. At least

bring our stuff back. Yeah, we just need
our stuff.

I can't believe we're missing.

Well, now you know how dangerous it is
to shoplift without the security.

There's no way we can just get back on
the boat.

Not yet. Not until we do.

Not until we get all the protocols done.
Just hang tight. It's going to take a

little bit.

Share a thought about that before you
start stealing stuff, young man.

He raised you better than him.

Your dad, your father raised you better
than him.

Mike, could you grab Captain Jack from
the boat and come on down to the office?

We've got some shoplifters.

Unfortunately,

I still have to search you.

anything anywhere else do you it's just
in the bag it should be i'll be the

judge of that well that's what we said
about the bag right

when you have stolen property absolutely

if you didn't have anything on you then
no so we'll start with you buddy

come on up here

Yeah, do you have any weapons on you or
anything I need to know about before I

start putting hands on you? Of course
not.

All right.

All

right,

have a seat.

I have nothing. All right, ma 'am,
you're up next.

Hat off? Yeah, let's check that.

Yeah, she puts stuff in her hat. Yeah.

Really? There's nothing in there.

You never know.

Oh, God.

You did it to yourself.

I didn't do it.

Okay, arms up for me.

really necessary? Absolutely.

You never know.

You never know. Quiet down over there.

Um, excuse me.

Is that really necessary? Lie down over
there.

Anything in between or underneath?

What is this, the TSA?

Yeah, we're not at the airport. It's a
gift shop. Like,

come on, bro.

Um, I'm pretty sure you text everywhere.

Yeah, not you.

This has to be breaking some type of...
This has to be a violation or breaking

some kind of rules or code.

It's my job to make sure that I conduct
a thorough search.

Okay, that's... Alright. Yeah, that's...
Yeah.

That's not convincing.

That's... You know... Quite enough.

I'm gonna need you to take this dress
off.

Why is that necessary?

Because I can't, uh, properly see
everything underneath.

You can't make me do that.

Quiet down over there. Yep, we're gonna
have to go to the cabinet of search,

unfortunately.

What? Is this even... Is this even...
What, are you doing a health check? Is

this even legal?

Dreadful, please.

Seriously? Where's the warrant?

Your camera's on, right?

Good. You want me to take it off?

The quicker you go, the quicker maybe
you get back on the boat. Quiet down

there.

What?

Speaking to your superior.

He'll be here in a minute.

This can't be legal.

That looks immediate.

Yeah, it does.

I'm already pissed off.

Yeah, put your hands by your side.

Put your hands by your side.

There's nothing.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, dude. This is ridiculous,
bro.

I think you said... That is... Quite

unnecessary.

Okay, and open your mouth for me,
please. Say ah.

I thought the captain was coming. Yeah,
where's the captain?

We wanted to see the captain.

Didn't you say you called him?

I'm sure he's coming.

Put your hands on the table for me.

For what?

Shut up. Exactly. Four.

Okay.

As they say, assume the position.

Oh, right on time. Oh, thank God.

Captain.

He's a captain, right?

Yes, yes. I'm the captain of the ship
here. Mike told me exactly what's going

on. The paperwork said, you know, you're
responsible for everyone, and I think

he's taking advantage of me.

Well, unfortunately, gentlemen.

Quite a bit of contraband from our
store.

It was a misunderstanding.

It turns out that her stepson has a
girlfriend and didn't want to pay for

the souvenirs. But as you can see,
fellas, it's quite the payday for them.

eventually pay for it. All my stuff is
on the boat still. You know, I'll be

honest. It's not in my hands as a
captain. He's the security here. If he

you with stolen merchandise, he's going
to do his job. He's got a job to do.

I'll tell you what. I'll stay here with
you so you don't feel like you're being

taken advantage of.

I'll make sure he's doing everything
proper. Is this really necessary?

Yes, it is. We have a very strict policy
here. You don't play around.

What? It's a strict protocol. This has
to be a violation of some... All right,

well, man. You better do what the
gentleman said.

You better have a closer look at this.
We're a little...

Assume the position, let go, bend over.

This is ridiculous, guard.

Just so you know, us guards here are
like, hey, bend over and face that way

while I'm talking to the captain. Hands
on the table.

Yes, come down, let's go. What we like
to do here as us guards when we catch a

perp in this situation like this, when
she's very vulnerable, we like to have a

little bit of fun.

You know what I mean?

I mean, yeah, you might as well make
light of your job.

So... What do you mean, fun?

I'm sorry, we were speaking here, man.
You can just sit down.

You know, you can have a little fun. So
if you're willing to work with us, you

know, maybe we can let you in on the
fun.

Well, I mean... It doesn't feel very fun
for me.

Hey, be quiet!

You got the evidence right there. You're
already in trouble. You want us to call

the cops and arrest you?

No, right? That isn't always an option,
right? It's a clear option here.

Man, I think you better just listen to
what these gentlemen have to say.

All right, so now bend over.

And I'm going to see if there's anything
else left in there, okay?

And I'm even going to be nice. I'm going
to move my hand up. Oh, my God. Hey,

hey, hey. Settle down. Nip it, young
man.

You're the one who put your mom.

This is your mom, right? Correct?

Stepmom. Okay, all right.

Don't look, sweetie. In this situation,
right?

No, no. He's going to watch to see what
he did to you, okay? Yeah, he's totally

right. You put you in the situation,
right?

Are you watching, son?

Just going to say yes. I know we're just
like that for me. Thank you.

You might want to call the ship.

Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, they can't
leave without me having to capture them.

That's true. I've never heard of... You
better let them know you might be a

little late.

I'll call my first mate.

Just going to search in there to see
what's in there, okay? Just making sure

didn't stick anything up here, all
right?

I obviously didn't. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey.

Quiet, all right? Too much talking back
there.

Let me call this in real quick. All
right.

There we go. Hey, this is Captain Vegas.

Yeah, we're just going to be a few
minutes.

Hold the people down.

There's a little bit of a show.

I can't really tell. Maybe a little 15,
20 minutes.

Hey. All right, I don't think there's
anything in there.

Hey, hey, hey.

Are you the security guard here? How
would you know that? All right, Paul

Barber. Do you want to put your finger
in there?

No. Okay.

I'm having a little trouble really
getting in there. Um, Kathy, do you mind

spreading her ass open a little bit?
Thank you.

All right. Okay, there you go. Hey, hey,
hey, you keep your eyes on the prize,

all right?

Okay,

right there. Just want to make sure.

It looks like that one's a little tight,
so I don't really think she's getting

anything in there.

I mean, if you really want, maybe a
sniff test, a lick test.

Sometimes it leaves residue at the end,
all right?

You can go, Captain. You want to try a
little bit? But don't you already check?

Okay. There's obviously nothing in
there.

What?

Captain, I thought you were supposed to
be helping us.

Well, I am. I'm trying to get you out of
here as quick as possible. You know

what I mean?

You already did the... It's hard to
process it, you gentlemen tell me. It

You already did the... That's how you do
it.

You want to get in there, Gardner?

Take a closer look. There we go.

You might just need a little bit more.

There we go.

Guard Goodluck is pretty good doing
these type of searches.

I've never actually been this close to
you.

I think she likes it.

Well, you know, we like to do things
differently here, so.

Captain. I just wanted you to know,
there's really not too much I can do, ma

'am. I mean, these two gentlemen have a
job to do. You're supposed to be helping

us, though. I mean,

you've helped a lot.

And I'm more than willing to really do.
I'm only a... But I didn't, and I don't

understand why I... There you go. Make
sure nothing's in there. I don't

I don't under...

I reached in my steps and... I don't
understand either. I mean, you're hardly

holding a sentence. You seem to be... I
didn't... Are you... I didn't steal

anything.

Well,

you know, like you said, man, the
captain can't leave any passengers

so... That's true.

He's doing his job right now, actually.

There's not too much more I can do.
He'll take us back on the cruise.

Well, one of these men are done doing
their job. I mean, I...

Oh, there's more to be done. Is there
anything else in there? No, I think

good, guys. I think we're ready to go.

All right. I think we're done right here
for now.

Ma 'am, why don't you take your seat
back?

Can I put my clothes back on?

No, no, no, no.

What? Why?

We're done. We're clearly done. No,
we're not.

Just so you know.

I mean, he's told me the sob story, and
you feel really bad.

I mean, your fucking stepson did this to
you. He's like an asshole,

unfortunately. He made a mistake.

Yeah, exactly.

And I feel like today could be your day,
and I think we're going to let you two

go, because I understand how much of a
stepson can be an asshole and everything

like that, and I totally get it being
here. Thank you. I promise we'll pay you

for everything.

You don't have to pay for it, actually,
either. So we can go.

there you go you don't have to pay for
it but hey hey hey sit down but your

mom here um give me the dress yeah yeah
that's hers i know i i get that part

don't worry about that okay but you know
i was talking to my guard here and

i won't be talking and you know i'm
captain outside and we figured um

Since your mom's in this situation, you
really want to get your stepson out of

this. Yeah. Right?

You're in trouble, aren't you? Yeah, I
know.

Is that a record?

No, no, no. You want to get him out of
trouble, right?

Yes. I figured maybe you could help off
three of us. How about that?

Yeah, that seems about right.

Help you?

Yeah, I mean.

Needs to, ma 'am. Yeah, we have.

Jobs where we... Do you need a
volunteer?

No. I think this is a volunteer thing,
right? We have jobs where we work long,

long hours.

Yeah. I'm a captain of a ship. I don't
see too many women.

I'm a security guard. Who the fuck wants
to date a security guard at the mall,

right? Does dating have to do with it?

We're lonely.

Yeah, we're lonely.

It does,

but you're bombing.

here to uh she's not lonely no no no but
we want you to if you take care of us

we'll let you guys off the hook let me
just make it that easy exactly i think

you know yourself you

help

us

Are you sure there's nothing else to do?
I mean, I don't think... I have a

husband. I can't do this. Yeah,

but I just don't want to do this. I
mean, do you think you're going to have

husband while you're in jail? Do you
think he's going to want to be stayed

married to you?

Yeah. Well, there must be something
else. The quicker you take care of it,

quicker you're going to have it.
Anything else I can do? No, no.

Honestly,

you know what? Fine, fine. Good luck.
Can you just pick up the phone and call

the cops?

All right.

Okay.

Okay.

Please don't tell your dad about this.

Yeah, no.

This is ridiculous.

He can't find out. He would be so hurt.

You better do a good enough job for us.

You've been backed up forever.

You're going to have to make every one
of us come in this room.

That's a good idea.

You know what?

That's a wonderful idea. Yes, it is.

Is that good?

That's enough, guys. Let's go. That's
enough.

That's enough.

I'm sure it's not the worst thing that's
happened to you.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you're so nurturing.

Hey, hey, hey.

Keep watching, all right? Oh, no.

No, no, no.

Hey, hey, keep your eyes on the car. You
think that mother's willing to do for

you? She's just your stepmom.

You ungrateful little shit.

Please don't make him watch.

Come on, he's watching.

Don't worry. Yeah, yeah. Keep looking at
me.

You probably fucking like it.

Your stepmom's hot as fuck, dude. Oh,
yeah, man. Come on.

Get over it. Get the fuck over it. I was
dreaming about this.

My stepmom would have thought I'd be
fucking.

Mike, you gave me a good idea.

Oh, did I, now? You did.

Hey, you.

On your feet.

On my feet? Yeah, you're going to get
out on the ship. Oh, I see what you're

doing. Yeah.

Come on.

You're learning a lesson here.

Yeah, you do.

Obey an order from the captain.

Yeah, you want to get back on my ship?

It's okay.

It's okay.

Guys. It'll be fine.

You're going to join in. What if you
want to swim home?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

put it in your mom's mouth there you go

You got three dicks there.

Come on.

How can you get a bigger cock than your
dad?

Oh, I don't... Do I really have to?

Yes, you do.

She's really good. You'll be fine. Yeah,
you'll be fine. Don't worry about it.

Just never speak of this to your father.

Yeah. Don't.

Oh, God.

That's a very good one.

Oh, God.

All three of those guys.

Hey, get up there.

oh

Yeah.

Yeah, that's enough, guys. Can I go now?

Actually, yeah, just come right here.

Right over the desk.

Let's go.

On the desk. I'm out of here.

There you go.

You guys are going anywhere.

No, you're not.

You're not done.

A whole lot of them?

Yeah, you should be able to come.

The blowjob's just not going in, so
we're going to find other ways to do it,

okay?

Daddy, can you blowjob? No, no, no, no.
There's other ways to make it come.

You're actually going to be next, my
friend.

You're gonna love it.

Okay.

There we go.

Whoops.

Sorry. Look back at yourself.

Don't worry, Betty, you'll never find
out.

Yeah. Do you really have to make me do
it?

Oh,

he's already in there.

You can do anything, man. The option's
been all yours.

Oh, man.

It's good, huh?

Better than my girlfriend's. I really
am.

All right, all right, no hogging, no
hogging, no hogging, no hogging.

This is what the body cam comes in handy
for.

So is that what you guys use that for?

Yup.

Wow.

Welcome to the collection.

There's cameras all over this place,
man.

I think we're good now, right?

No, no, no. Hop back in there.

Actually, give the captain a turn, huh?

Why don't you go in front of your mom
there, huh?

There you go.

Put her back into your mom's arms.

oh that's great your little girlfriend
was worth it you said your pussy's

You said it.

It's an important bonding moment. She
figured out she's got a better dick than

her old man.

And you figured out that stepmom's got
better pussy than her old man. That's

beautiful.

Can you just ride your dad out there,
boy?

It's getting better and better. We're
kind of late now.

It's a family therapy session also, huh?

Just air out all your dirty hoodies.

Let me get on over here.

This

is

going to be an all afternoon process.
Let me give you a leg.

We're getting old, don't you worry.

You're on vacation.

Enjoy yourself.

Why don't you grab a handful of your
mom's kids there, all right?

There you go.

Feel all these knives. These knives are
so soft.

Yeah, they are nice.

Yeah.

Okay.

Good right there.

Yeah. There you go.

There you go. There you go. You can make
her calm. Look at that.

See, she's not laughing. She's even
turning her head right now, too. Look at

that.

Yeah. There you go.

There you

go, son. There you go, son.

Boys make their son go laugh.

It's not so bad.

Ah, yeah.

Yeah.

I think we're good.

Isn't there a ship waiting for us? No,
no, no, no, no. We're not going anywhere

without the captain.

Calm down.

I guess you're right. You have the
fucking captain with you.

We're being nervous.

Your dick's not nervous.

Yeah.

Come, baby. Come, baby.

Oh, I like it. I like it.

You should feel shit more often.

You're doing

great, baby.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to get it from your mother's
side.

There's some flowers, boy.

There we go.

Give it to me, mother. So I'm not going
to come on you and talk like everybody

else.

There we go.

That's the look of her. Oh, it's fucking
awesome.

Oh, it's fucking awesome.

Oh, it's fucking awesome. Oh, it's
fucking awesome.

Oh, it's fucking awesome. Oh, it's
fucking awesome.

Oh, it's fucking awesome.

Oh, it's fucking awesome.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I need to

hit this. Hold up, U -turn.

Yeah, make a U -turn.

Just grab the balls from here, just like
that. Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

There you go.

That's so good.

We've been doing all the work here. I'm
going to have her climb on top.

Don't be bashful.

Make sure she never lets her son steal
ever again, huh?

Let her ride her son, huh?

Let's have our little special mom

So you can show you how she rides your
dad, huh?

There you go. Show him how you ride his
dad, huh?

There you go.

You're going to have to get it.

You're going to have to make sure it's
in the other stills.

I've got to get him to go.

Yeah, you know.

You're responsible for your son's
accident.

Even though he did it, you are the adult
and you're responsible for it.

He's the adult.

All right, I'll turn you around on her,
huh?

Yep. All right, sounds good.

Turn around on your son.

There we go. Just like that.

Yeah, I can.

Tell your stepmom how good that pussy
is.

It feels great, honestly.

That was good.

That is my girlfriend's for sure.

I feel like we've, uh, we've tortured
your mom enough on the table. Why don't

lay her back down, huh?

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit.

Keep it in there.

Keep it in there just like that.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

All right, fellas, you know what to do.

Fucking come on here.

Use your mom like a little fucking toy
and come all over, all right?

Oh yeah, paint that face, Captain.

Come on, beg for your son's time. Let's
hear it.

Like I said, we're lonely and very
backed up.

That way you guys can get some really
close face -to -face contact. This will

a nice little family moment here, huh?

There you go. Come all over your
mother's face.

Uh -huh.

That's enough.

There you go.

This will be a moment you two will never
forget.

Okay.

There you go.

All right. You two can go. All right?

And look in that fucking camera and say,
I will never steal ever again.

I'll never steal ever again.

All right. Now get the fuck out of here,
all right?

Let's go. Hurry up. Don't cut all day.

Get up.