All language subtitles for if_my_mother_only_knew_80_s

I don't know why I call.

We always aggravate each other.

Just send the check.

Listen, I am not the one who walked out
on this marriage for America's junior

myth.

You don't dare talk to me like that.

Do you have any idea how long we have
been on this goddamn phone?

I'm going to tell you one more time.
Just send the fucking check.

I wonder if Hope has a clue that all
those times that you talked to her on

phone, there was a girl, what, a couple
years older than her, gracing your

bedside?

No.

No, Roger, you were a lousy stepfather.

Have you ever heard the word asshole,
Roger?

Asshole, that's right.

It's spelled A -S -S -H -O -L -E.

You're a prick.

That's right. Oh, you want me to spell
that too? P -R -I -C -K.

Unfortunately, darling, you don't have
any balls.

If you had any balls, you'd have stuck
it out with me.

Oh, here we go.

Here we go, Roger.

You're just like clockwork.

Sensitive Roger.

Oh, now we're getting sentimental,
Roger?

Sacrificing one.

That's just it. Roger you didn't give us
this the court did Yeah, okay.

Look you just get back to your
undeveloped jet set. Okay. I think

her waiting long enough

Kill him.

God, do you look beautiful.

Too bad it's all going to be wasted on
something as insignificant as a man.

She doesn't know what she's talking
about.

She never knew.

Well, you knew what you were talking
about.

God, you're in a good mood.

Don't you start on me, too.

Christ, Hope.

We're all adults here, you know? You
must have heard what I said to him.

You know, that son -of -a -bitch
stepfather of yours is the only living

being who can drive me nuts.

Yeah, but he's the only living human
being that you love besides me.

That'll make me feel good, huh?

Take my mind off this trouble.

Yep. Yeah. Uh -huh.

Going out with what's -his -name?
Robbie. Yes, I am.

Darling. I just hope your heart breaks
don't come as hard, fast, or as frequent

as mine did.

Give me a kiss.

Bye.

You sure your mother's not gonna come in
here? Oh, I'm positive.

That's why we're in here.

If we were in my room, she'd probably
hear.

But we're safe here.

Baby I want you to make love to me

I told you.

I did some inventory and I decided I
needed some new tops.

Some new tops?

You've got enough tops to supply an
army. Or at least you for the rest of

life.

What are these?

Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

You remember.

It was when I was a cheerleader at
Nordhoff and the football players gave

those panties with its...

to put a note attached to them about how
they'd most like to see me wear those

panties into my jumper.

I do remember how gauche I'd have bashed
them. I got mad.

Don't get mad. Get even.

Well, I was mad at first, but then I
thought it was kind of funny.

Do you want to go to a gadget concert
tonight?

I wish, but I already have a date with
Robbie.

Christ, you can do that any time, and
you do.

Well, why don't you take what's -his
-name from Robbie's party?

Dean, you must be shitting. A bit
primitive, don't you think?

I don't know.

I, um... Oh, hold on a second. I gotta
get this.

Hello? Oh, hi.

So, tell me.

Oh.

No, no, it's all right.

You have to work.

All right, you have to work, you have to
work.

No, I understand.

I don't know.

I may go to a concert.

Okay.

Talk to you then.

Bye.

Was it important?

You looked down.

It was Robbie.

Well, it's bad enough that he has to
work Saturdays.

But now he says he has to work late
tonight, and he doesn't know when he's

to be off.

It plays right into our hands.

Well, I was kind of wondering if the
invitation was still open.

Great, yeah.

You take a shower and all that and get
ready, and I'll pick you up at 7. I'm

going to go, okay?

To the side.

Shoulders down.

Keep going.

Work the chest.

Arm.

Breathe.

Release the tension.

Keep breathing.

Full stretch.

Finn?

Hi, good evening.

Is it Pope Paul?

Huh? It's Pope Paul.

Are you Santa?

Yeah, I said, is Hope... Sorry.

Is Hope home?

No.

She went to the concert with Lynn Ann.

She didn't think you were going to come.

I couldn't call. We were really busy.

I came over right after I got off work.

I'm sorry.

I'll tell her you were here.

We have some great plans, too.

Say, you wouldn't... Oh, forget it.

What?

You wouldn't consider going to the Tidal
Waves with me, would you?

You mean that club over on the
boulevard?

Didn't think I'd know where it was, huh?

No, no, thanks anyway, I appreciate it.
Come on, we'll have a great time.

We'll have a few drinks, a couple of
laughs.

No, I just don't think it'd be... Right?

Is that what you were going to say?

Yeah, I don't think it'd be right.

Well, it wouldn't be if we planned it,
but it's kind of like, you know, spur of

the moment.

Yeah, but I mean, you know, I'd have to
freshen up and change and... You're

saying you want to go. Come on, you'll
have a great time.

Get dressed.

You're serious, aren't you?

Mind if I make myself a drink?

You're on, kid.

Help yourself.

See?

Some people think I'm so attractive.

What about you, Teddy Bear?

What do you think?

You wanna go out with me?

Watch this.

I'm gonna pass for 18.

See you around, bastard.

My name is Dean the Dream, and I want to
welcome you along a stroll on the ocean

where all the rolls will be rolls of
love.

And if by some chance you should be
washed ashore, watch out for the rocks!

Yeah!

You want a drink?

Oh, I love you. Great.

Okay,

New Year, I'll be right back.

I can't dance to this kind of stuff.

Do you want to dance now?

Sure. I'll try anything now.

But I think you better go to the ladies.

Oh, okay. I'll walk you back in.

I've always been a follower from when I
first lost my cherry.

Until now, I mean, I didn't always suck
cock. But ever since I started, I go the

whole route.

That's not what I heard from Jason.

Oh, you're so low class.

I'll bet you're a spitter.

Maybe so, but I've taken the app to
compensate.

Take a finger full of this, put it on
your ass, and take it like a champ.

You're a maniac.

Don't put it down.

You should have tried Robbie Pearl.

Oh, God.

He begged and begged. I think he was
anally obsessed.

He's a honey, though.

Great bod.

Big cock.

How the hell would you know?

Listen to you.

Want to fight?

Just something I heard.

How long are you together?

A couple of months.

He's been going with what's -her -name?

Hope Russell.

Miss Congeniality.

Been going a while.

No wonder she's getting packed in the
ass. No wonder she's a swallower.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey people.

Good.

Thank you.

home.

I love you.

oh

uh

Great show, huh?

Fucking blow away. They were better than
when I saw them in 82.

Yeah, it was a great show.

But God, I'm really burned out now.

I wish Robbie was here.

You can't depend on him.

If I had a guy like that in my life, I'd
blow him off.

He really does love me.

If he loved you, he'd try to get off
work more often to see you, okay?

Oh, Lynn Ann.

Lynn Ann nothing.

I'm sorry.

I just don't like the way he treats you
sometimes.

You know something? You're more
protective than my mother.

He called. He said he'd try to see me
tonight.

Why worry about it? He probably worked
late.

Well, for all intents and purposes, here
you are on a Saturday night sleeping

alone.

Diane, is something wrong?

I don't want to hope to ever know about
this.

Does that mean that this will happen
again?

I don't know.

I don't know.

That's kind of bad.

I hope you know how much I want you.

Mom?

Mom?

Mom, are you here?

I'm in the tub.

Hi.

Hi yourself, stranger.

Where have you been?

I was so tired last night after the
show.

I just crashed out over there.

I tried to call, but no one was home.

Oh, um, I went out with Judy.

She called and was in one of those
desperate moods. You know, I've got to

drink. You know, she did.

I suppose.

So when did you leave?

I don't know. Why?

I was just wondering.

Anyway, did Robbie call?

No, he didn't call.

Oh, well.

Hope, I just can't stand the way you
look so desperate all the time, darling.

I mean...

You're just so depressed about this guy
who just continually stands you up.

You've got to have it out with him.

Mom, he's working late, and on weekends,
too.

Yeah, and that's what your father said,
too, and that's why I get alimony.

Bastard, he was working late, all right,
but on who?

I think I'll go lay down for a while.

When I woke up this morning, I felt
really worn out and tired.

All right, baby, so go on, lay down. You
want me to wake you for any calls?

Only Robbie's.

And now we return to All My Tomorrows.

Oh, Stephen, this is madness.

What if Bertram should find out about
us?

Why should he? We've been discreet.

Yes, I know, but still... Is your
conscience bothering you?

You know it is.

Dr. Ross says the bandage has come off
in two days.

Bertram has been so helpless these last
few months. I just couldn't bear to hurt

him. You're forgetting his little fling
with Janet Taylor.

While you sat in a hospital room, your
father in a coma. He was out water

and sipping martinis.

Yes, but he's changed since the
accident.

Mona, I love you. What else matters?

Oh, Stephen, I wish it were that simple.

Think of your position at Abercrombie at
first. Your reputation.

Think of us.

You're the best thing that's happened to
me in years.

I know you feel the same.

How could you throw that away?

Oh, I know, I know.

I wish we could sail to the South Seas
where no one knew us and we could start

all over again.

I do, too.

Darling. But until then, we'll have to
do all our spearfishing here.

Come here.

Oh, Stephen.

Robbie, it's me.

Diane? Yeah.

Did you just call about five minutes
ago?

No.

Look, I've got a stage night.

I know.

Me too.

It's all I've been thinking about.

Me too.

It's the first time in years.

Where? The same place. I'll meet you
there about eight.

I've got a date with Hope tonight.

Break it.

Robbie, are you seeing somebody else?

Come on, you know better than that.

Look, I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Okay, but you better.

Don't tell me, Robbie, you just called
to break another date tonight.

Look, if I could get out of it, I would,
but... Look, Robbie, this is the fourth

date in a row that you've broken.

Sorry, baby.

Hi, baby.

Judy and I are going to drive out to the
harbor this afternoon, and then we're

going to have dinner and drinks.

We probably won't be back till real
late.

You need anything?

No.

I was supposed to go out tonight, but I
wouldn't count on it.

Honey, dump that guy, would you?

You know, he reminds me more and more of
your father.

Aren't you a nice new boy?

Just have a good time, Mom.

Oh, I...

Coming. Hi. Hi, dear.

How you doing?

Where's your mother?

She's with Judy for the day.

Oh.

Boy, what are you doing?

I'm just doing a couple of errands.

Yeah? Yeah. Look, hey, you want to come
with me?

Sure. Well, get some stuff to put on you
whenever you need me. Let's go. Okay.

Well,

that's about it.

Look, I know I'm not around much, but I
think about you often.

Oh, look.

Can you make it up?

That's the Farallon Islands.

Oh, really? Yeah, that's about 20, 25
miles off.

That something?

Look, that character you're telling me
about, give him his walking papers.

Maybe he should have more consideration
for a young woman like yourself. I

would.

I know, but it hurts.

Anyway, I think you got the message
today.

Although I'm not so sure I mean it.

What?

I can't get over it. I mean, you were a
pretty baby, but you really turned into

some beauty.

Thank you.

I mean it. You turned out great.

Even though we gave you a rotten
childhood, your mother carrying on the

does would make anybody crazy.

Oh, Dad.

Please.

Let's start with Dad again.

Come on.

Now, you're right. We've played this
song before.

Listen, uh... If you get in trouble,
give me a call.

And don't be a stranger. You know where
I live.

Okay. I love you, Daddy.

I love you, too, sweetheart.

Come on.

Hey, baby.

What's happening?

Not much. How are you? Not much.

You look good. Thank you.

I like it when you kind of give love,
you know? It brings the place right up.

Thank you.

What's happening tonight?

Not much.

The usual stuff.

You didn't know Robbie and her were
happening?

Um, no, I didn't. Hey, well, be cool,
baby. It's all right. It's all right.

know, people go out. That's what
happens, you know? Okay, well, let me

on, and then I'll show you the rest of
the club, cool?

All right.

No,

Lynette,

I don't bring too many people here.

Kind of a special place with me. Really?

Real special, yeah.

Thank you.

You look so good, babe.

Be gentle.

Yeah, babe.

Yeah.

I love your tits, babe.

Oh, baby, I want you.

I want you too.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, babe.

Hey, baby, you want to suck my cock?

All right.

It's good.

Just grab it nice and soft.

That's right.

Suck it, baby. Take it all in.

That's right.

Yeah.

That's right, baby.

I bet you've done this a lot, haven't
you?

That's right.

That's right.

Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I know you like it, baby.

Oh, baby, I know you've done this
before.

That's right.

That's right, baby.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. Make a real hard day.

You have rhythm, baby. You have true
rhythm. I can feel it.

Come on, baby.

Come on.

You can take all of it, baby. I know
that. Come on.

Take all of it, baby.

That's right.

That's right.

Come on.

Yeah, make it real, honey.

Oh.

Time for some pleasure to yourself.

Come here, baby.

Come here.

That's right, baby.

That's right, baby.

Okay. Just go slow.

That's great.

Oh, yeah.

I should never have had a guy like me
before, baby.

Uh -uh.

Huh?

You're so tight.

You feel like a bird.

God,

you're tight.

Sure you'll do this one after?

Yeah. Oh, baby.

Go slower.

Slower, baby. Why should I go slower?

Oh, I love it.

Oh,

it's good.

Oh, baby.

Look, I got to get back to work. I'm
sorry, man. You wrecked it all, you

You're great.

You understand, don't you?

Yeah. Let me get my glasses here.

I'll see you outside, all right? Mm
-hmm.

Bad man.

Oh.

God.

like such a fool oh i know hon don't
don't feel like a fool

you know i saw your mom at at a club

with robbie a little while ago and i
meant to tell you oh god you really well

i didn't know if i should or not it's
all right guess what that same

night what

I tried it with Dean.

Yeah? And I didn't like it at all.

It was terrible.

Oh, I'm sorry, baby. I thought it would
be good. I thought it would be good for

you.

Hope, I think I'm gay.

Oh, my man.

Don't worry about that, honey.

I've always kind of suspected it anyway.

It doesn't matter.

You're my friend. I love you.

Will you take me to my daddy's house?

Yeah. I want to see him. I sure will.

I think you're full of shit. I don't
need them. When I commit... I know.

You, you have no qualms at all about
having every girl you meet come up here.

Listen.

Christ, you don't waste any time. Your
second string is here, you bastard.

Hi, baby.

Daddy?

I'm sorry, Daddy. I hope I didn't cause
this.

Oh, no, your timing couldn't have been
better, I'll tell you. No, that's fine.

I need to talk to you.

Oh, well, yeah, sure. I'm listening.

And that's it, Dad. Can you believe it?

I mean, I can believe almost anything
about your mother, but this, oh, that's

bad. That's bad.

So can I stay here?

Are you kidding? Of course you can stay.
You can stay as long as you like.

Here, get some sleep.

It's been a hectic day for both of us.

You know, I miss some of the most
important years of your life.

You're all grown up now.

Night.

Night, Dave.

Did Bobby call?

No, he didn't call.

I really don't like the way you've been
looking lately.

You're just so depressed about this guy
who just continually stands you up.

Why don't you find a new guy?

Going out with what's -his -name?
Robbie? Yes, I am.

Darling, I just hope your heartbreaks
don't come as hard, fast, or as frequent

as mine do.

Honey, dunk that guy, would ya?

He's beginning to remind me more and
more of your father.

Bye.

Oh.

What the hell?

Yes.

Ah!

I'm so worried.

Oh, my God, I was so worried about you,
babe.

Mom, I just had to think things out,
that's all.

Are we settled now?

I think so.

Good.

You know, Robbie left here right after
you did. He hasn't been back. He hasn't

even called.

It's just as well.

He was beginning to make me think more
and more of Roger.

I'm sorry.

Darling, I truly am sorry.

Mom, you've already said that. It
doesn't bother me anymore.

Besides, I've got somebody new now.

As a matter of fact, he should be here.
We're going to the harbor today.

You want to come?

Oh, I'm not dressed to go anywhere.
Thanks anyway, though.

Well, at least you got to meet him when
he comes in.

Honey, look at me. I look terrible.

Mom, it's nothing he's not going to
recognize.

Anyway. All I can tell you is he's a lot
better fuck than Robbie ever was.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.