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Progress. See surplus door corner
People's Drive on 24th Street.

you this morning right up until 6 a .m
roger armandale with the traffic report

thanks for sticking with me through the
night if you've been up all night here's

the song for you those of you who just
got up here's how the other half lives

the immortal glenn miller

Give me some of that coffee.

How'd you sleep last night? Not a wink,
man. I was up at two, up at three. I

couldn't sleep. I was up cleaning my
gear, packing.

Where's Henry?

We're meeting him at the station house.

Oh, I said to myself, get me out of that
car. Get me out of that job. Get me

somewhere that matters. Come on. We'll
take it in the car.

Oh, my heart is in the highlands. My
heart is not here.

My heart is in the highlands, chasing
the deer.

White man, early 30s, medium length,
brown hair, blue windbreaker.

This is the third armed robbery.

Currency exchange last night, 18th and
Promontory. White male, medium height,

150 pounds.

Medium length, brown hair, blue
windbreaker.

There will be a bunch of Boy Scouts in
the house today.

The captain will be talking to them at
1100 hours on law enforcement as a

career.

would like to attend is... Law
enforcement as a hobby? That's in your

Flaherty. ...is welcome. Thank you,
Lieutenant.

Now, the captain was looking for you.

I would like you all to read and pay
attention to the recommendations

the carrying of a second or backup gun.
You must have the registration and

permission in your file, and you must
qualify with this gun as well as your

service revolver at the range.

We recommend the backup gun.

And we recommend practice.

The life you save may be your own.

Any questions? Why is Lieutenant
Goldblum going undercover?

Lieutenant Goldblum is not working
undercover.

For those of you who have kept pace with
the developments in your community,

Sergeant Tosh Jablonski, Metro Police
retired, is going hunting with several

our colleagues.

They're going out to kill Bambi.

They're going out to slaughter poor
defenseless creatures. Hey, if you can

it, you can kill it. Want to keep your
personal... left yourself the room.

The new rotation figures on the board.

Officer Catherine McBride, who was sent
to Polk Avenue for special duty, is back

with us for several days.

Please show her every kind courtesy.

And I thank you for your attention.

Around the corner, get the car gas.

Just fine, never better.

Hey, what's it like on the outside, huh?

You miss it? I miss what?

Police work. Worst 30 years of my life.
Time to feed the kitty. Hurry up. Let's

go. Let's go.

I mean, what do you do all day, huh? Eat
bonbons and buff my nails. Don't you

have work to do? Time to contribute to
the hunting fund.

Gas, oil, condiments. Lieutenant, thank
you very much. Thank you very much. I'll

see you later. I'll be back. I'll be
back.

Gotta have two words with the captain.

Oh, as quickly as you can, Henry. We
gotta pick up the keys to the hunting

lodge. Sergeant, I need a female officer
for an undercover slot. I don't have

one. Can you find me one? You check when
the next rotation comes in. Hey, I'm

jammed up with this. I can't create a
female out of thin air. If a guy could,

would make all my evenings more
interesting.

Tell you what else you can't create out
of thin air?

Deer. You've got the technology to kill
a deer. Sergeant Bates, if you would

allow me a minute.

Women bond together as they do to raise
their consciousness. To knit, to sew, to

discuss childbirth. That's fine.

Why do you find it ludicrous that men
would do the same?

Boys, clubs, hunting.

No girls allowed?

So destructive.

Oh, you want to come, Sarge? No, thank
you, no. Then what do you care? Hey,

McBride.

Good to see you.

Hello, Lieutenant.

What's new in the pool?

I got a minute? Buy me a cup of coffee,
huh? So, uh, what brings you back?

Flight duty, couple of days. Get you off
the street? You hot?

I knew they had you in soft clothes.

You know, I'm sorry you scooted out of
here. Bounce in, bounce out. Yeah, well,

I'm sorry, too.

Would have put you undercover here.

Could have used you.

You could pass for anything.

Listen, where are you strapped, by the
way, huh?

Where are you packing? I can't catch a
boat. How are you, Kate?

I'm doing okay.

Now, you see that?

That's what I'm talking about. This is
what I need here. Five hours, I'd say

she's not even carrying a gun on her.

She could pass for anything.

I got a little detail I'm putting
together. You got some time, Kate? You

go talk?

She is talking.

She's talking to me. I have to go sign
in.

Okay, take your time. I'll catch up with
you.

Now what did I say?

Did you see last night's occurrence
sheets from the phone?

All right, then what am I going to find?

She shot a man in a gunfight. I .D.
pulled her badge and her gun. Put her on

bow and arrow and detail until after the
hearing.

Did she kill him?

That's right.

That is a hard one.

What? Henry, if there were any other way
out of this, I'd take it. It's an

accident and I'm even here today.

I have two days off. I just stopped by
to drop off the rotation roster. I

understand. I know. I'm not going to
order you to do this, but I'm called

downtown and there are going to be 25
Boy Scouts here expecting a lecture.

Somebody has to do it. What about
Howard? Seems to have been made. He's

up with overtime monthlies. I'm sorry,
Henry.

You'll be through by 11 .30.

The men are waiting in the car.

Can't you drive up and meet them?

Henry. Yes, sir. Thank you. Thank you
very much.

Captain. I'm coming. Thank you, Henry.

Let's go, Bull. Here we go. I'm not
going out to meet you there. What?

I'm going to be tied up here till 11
.30.

I'll drive up and meet you there.

I'm just... I'm just... I'll meet you
there.

Get off on 201.

Go east two miles to the corner store.
Make a left.

Four or five miles, come to a yellow
house with a red barn on the right. You

take the next dirt road to the right.

You can't miss it.

Henry, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to
you.

Stan, how are you?

Captain, how are you? Sorry to take your
boy. Oh, he'll catch up.

We'd wait, but we have to get the keys
to the cabin. No, no, no. It's all

I'll meet you there.

I slept and dreamt that life was beauty.

I woke and found that life was duty.

Henry, since you're here, you want to
stalk the wild requests for overtime

me?

Nothing like a day in the woods, huh?

I'm standing there with a cup of coffee.

Guy comes out with a shotgun from under
his coat, and he starts to speak. I

cannot hear a word that he's saying.

Next thing I'm aware of, the paramedics
are taking him away. He's still jerking

like a fish.

Some guy in uniform takes my gun.

All I can think, guy with a shotgun,
what was he trying to say?

I mean, if you want to say something,
then speak up.

I've got the image of him. All I can
think, I want to tell him something.

Then the thought comes that he's dead.

And then the thought comes that I killed
him.

I think you're still in shock.

I'm in what?

I'm in something. I don't know.

You saw a psychiatrist?

Oh, yeah. The whole routine.

What'd he tell you?

He didn't tell me anything.

I didn't tell him anything.

It's terrible when something like this
happens. What happened to the guy or

happened to me?

We could... No.

No, I think I just want to sit here
until they decide if I'm a criminal or

What? Blue pickup, Michigan plates.

What about it? I think we have the
plates on the hot list. Wrong vehicle.

in neutral, my friend. Let yourself kick
back. Just say to yourself, a man who

is only his job, what is he? A machine.

Not even a machine. A cog in a machine.
We are not put on this earth just to

work. The word is recreation.

Re -cre -ation.

Meditate on that for a second. Until
roll call Monday morning, we are not

but men.

Men in the woods.

Men at one with themselves.

Give me a sandwich.

Coffee.

You guys think about the problem? I did.

Tell me.

Deer breaks cover, runs to the crest of
the ridge. We lay low.

That's obvious.

Unmoving. Wait till the deer's had time.
Right. No, that is what we do not want

to do.

Deer breaks cover, runs to the crest.

You've got the advantage.

Because? Because he can't hear you. He's
running too hard. The deer's heart is

pounding. He's terrified.

His perceptions are dull. For one
moment, he is playing your game.

The deer is running to the ridge. The
thing you do, you run to the ridge.

Odds are you'll get a shot at him when
he comes up on the other side.

Another thing. This stuff's good.

Deer breaks cover on the flat.

Now where are we?

Let's say we're in a brush. Here and
here.

Please put your hands on the dashboard.
Man in the back seat, put your hands on

the back of the seat in front of you.

Please do as I say right now, please.

We're a police officer. Right now,
please. Right now.

Oh.

I find an unfortunate aspect of our
society is the absence of an alternative

means of establishing status.

Uh -huh.

Yes. There is a certain status structure
in any job. Who is the boss? Who is the

underling? And a too close adherence to
that structure causes jealousy of those

above and an indifference towards those
below.

Which is why the company baseball
team... I've got to write a talk.

Well, let me just make this point, you
see. I think the fact that you are going

hunting with men below, while some may
say that it is a violation of the status

structure... I've got to talk.

25 Boy Scouts and half an hour.

Yes?

Would you talk to this woman, please?

I'm Lieutenant Goldblum.

I'm just... If you have just five
minutes, sir.

Miss... Fletcher.

Miss Fletcher, I have about five
minutes. I'll be brief.

I, uh... Many people are struck by the,
uh, by...

By what happens in the cities, you think
it will not affect you.

People cannot stand the stress.

And you look at people around you, and
you see what happens to them, and you

it won't happen to you.

Miss Fletcher, what specifically is your
complaint?

My... My boyfriend won't make love to
me.

They said the way to do it, they
developed a drill. The thing is, never

the gun. Statistics say never give up.
Never give up. That's what I'm saying.

they developed this drill. I've heard of
this. You know what I'm talking about.

A man gets a drop on your partner, gets
your partner's gun, you work out a

signal, call him by sign. Call him by a
strange name. Say, for example,

Clarence, give him what he wants.

Well, the word Clarence is the signal.

He drops. Your partner drops. Your
partner hears that word.

He drops to the ground, you draw and
fire. Chance that it's going to work?

idea is to die on your feet. That's
right. To die with a gun in your hand

than go out on your knees. I vote for
that. That situation can always get

Some sucker gets a drop on me, I'm going
to shoot it out right there. Okay,

where it is, my cousin says when you get
there, work your way back to the dry

creek. Three quarters of a mile back,
it's a broken down stone fence.

That's where he got his deer last year.
Hey, man, we appreciate it. My pleasure.

No, no, no, that's on us. Thanks for the
advice. Thank you. You just keep

looking for that stone fence.

And why did you pull us over?

Well, I... My partner thought you looked
a tad suspicious.

We've been having some burglaries. I
said, no, they're just going to a

party. Costumes? These are our hunting
clothes.

It's always good to show a little class
in the woods. Stone fence, three

-quarters of a mile back. Dry creek bed.
We better hit it. We've got to pick up

those keys.

Always glad to help a fellow officer.

My name is Henry Goldbloom. I'm a
lieutenant of the Metropolitan Police.

It might look as if I'm involved in some
undercover mission, but... I'm dressed

like this for a simpler reason.

It's my day off.

I'm speaking to you today because you
have expressed an interest in law

enforcement as a career. Law enforcement
as a career. Now, what does this mean?

It means many things.

It means a career which offers
friendship, loyalty from those around

to those around you, and pride.

service, and as I've been reminded here
today, duty.

And this is what I would like to say to
you.

I'm speaking to you not as children now,
but as men, because you've done us the

favor of coming here today to see the
way we live.

We are here to enforce the law, to serve
and protect a populace in need of

service and protection.

It is their will, the will of the
people, expressed in the laws of the

regulations of the department that
controls our life.

The bad cop, straining against that
will, he bends the laws, he flaunts the

rules of the department, and his life in
the force will be an unhappy one.

Because this man forgoes the one, the
only constant satisfaction

he could have.

Satisfaction...

Of doing his duty.

It's all locked.

Well, Daniel, why'd those skaters have
to stop us for anyway? We missed our

connection. Can we catch up with your
guy, get the keys? No, he's gone.

Where does he usually hide the keys? I
don't know. This is my first time here.

You've never been here before? The man's
my linesman from the old days at the

Polk. He says, use my cabin.

Gentlemen, I think the correct answer
here is break in.

We will break in. We will unlock the
door. Prior to leaving, we will seal the

window with wood and leave your friend
ample funds to re -glaze his window.

please.

Now the thing is, chopped wood. Chopped
wood for? For to heat the house, my

friend, for we are in the country now.

Boy, your friend from the post is doing
some well for himself.

Well, we're just going to have to take
the bitter with the better.

Let's get unpacked. Sam, does this mean
no chopping wood?

Man, I may not even go hunting tomorrow.

I might just stay right here and order
up a deer.

Break out the cards.

And let's get into this weekend.

Yeah. Lieutenant? Yeah, catch me later.

Look bright.

Yeah.

Hiya.

Hi.

How you feeling?

Nah, I can't, Nat. You feel like you
look... Uh, come here. I want to tell

something.

I read in the report how you shot that
guy last night.

I don't want to talk about the shooting.
Well, I do. So shut up or sign out and

go home, you got me?

You're a hero.

And then they treat you like you're a
dog.

Don't look down at me when I'm talking
to you.

You know what a hero is?

You are a hero.

What's it to you?

What's it to me?

What's it to me?

Two things.

One, at some point I need an undercover
female officer. When you spring out of

this, I'd like it to be you.

Two, I'm a cop.

And the only person in the whole world
gives a single damn about you, so why

don't you pack it away, kid, and stand
up straight.

This is a cop talking to you. This is
one of your own talking to you.

And I say, I may have to reach out for
you soon, so why don't you stand up

straight and shrug it off?

The IAD. The IAD is going to clear you.
How do you know?

How do I know?

Because I read the reports, and two, I
see it in your eyes.

You see what?

I see that you did the right thing.

I did the right thing.

That's right.

And why do I feel the way that I do?

You want me to tell you?

Yes.

Because you liked it.

Don't turn away. This is a lieutenant
talking to you, so you just listen to

I'm going to say.

You just got out of combat.

It lasted two minutes. It doesn't make a
difference.

You did something that few people in
this world do.

You stood up to another human being in
combat where it was his life or yours,

and you're the one that walked away.

I've been there, kid.

I've been where you've been. And the
guilty secret is, it is the greatest

exhilaration that it's possible to know.

Society says you go feel contrite so you
feel contrite. But deep down inside,

you say this.

My God, I'm afraid that I liked it.

I'm not done yet.

A healthy society, they'd say, thank
you, officer, for doing your duty. Thank

you very much. You put the thing behind
you.

Not here.

Here, they treat you like a criminal,
they shun you, and then you feel like

you're a monster.

You want ten years worth of
psychotherapy? Here, you say this to me.

You say, Norm, I liked it.

Come on, say it, because you know it's
true.

Norm, I liked it.

That's what you think, you dumb fool.

You were scared crazy, and you're lucky
that you're alive.

Lieutenant. But you did your duty, and
so I say, good for you.

Lieutenant. Here, come with me. Where
are we going?

We are going to quell the disturbance.

I'm supposed to... You do what you're
supposed to do. It's the mark of a

gentleman.

I am not here. I am going hunting. No,
no, no, Patrick, really. Whatever it is,

save it for tomorrow. I was just going
to wish you good shooting.

Thank you, Patrick.

Boy Scouts.

Boy Scouts.

Overtime.

You shoot them, Lieutenant, because they
do the same to you. Goodbye, goodbye.

Free at last.

Goodbye, wage slaves.

It's vacation time.

Two cards.

Two cards. Similarly.

Two cards for the man and the dealer
takes... Frighten off, as usual. And

will tell.

And Stan, I believe it's your bet.

My bet?

Mm -hmm. All right.

Discretion being the better part of
valor, I will bet... How much money you

in front of you?

$35. That's my bet.

$35.

Why did those ladies stop us in that
car?

I mean, I know they said some
burglaries. Come on, man. What is more

looking than a cop? Thief don't even
look as suspicious as a cop.

$35. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking about it.

That's your guy.

Sir.

What are you doing? Who are you? What
are you doing here?

Don't talk to them. Just call the
police. Hold on. We are police.

Hold it. Hold it. Hold it for God's
sake.

Now, who are you? Now, who are you?

We're friends of John Swoboda.

And who is John Swoboda?

Is this John Swoboda's cabin?

No, it's not. It's my cabin. And you
are?

Who I am? It's none of your business who
I am. You're in my home.

What are you guys, you're police
officers?

Yes, sir. I think you better give me
your names and badge numbers, guys.

Could I talk to you a moment, sir?

Could I talk with you a moment, please,
sir?

How did you get us out of there?

I had a wedding ring on.

The woman did not.

I thought he didn't kiss her like the
two of them were married.

So it seems we're all of us going to
forgive and forget.

So if we get the wrong place, how is
Henry going to find us? And where is our

hunting lodge?

Does anybody want to chop some wood?

I'm very sorry. Not at all, not at all.
I just don't know.

I don't know what happened to my life.
I'm sorry to embarrass you. No, you

didn't embarrass me. I'm sure nothing
will come of it. Nothing will come of

Of course nothing will come of it. In a
glassed -in room with an open door, he

was with his woman for something under
five minutes, and it wasn't full of you.

Look, I'm on my day off. Whatever the
thing is, let's talk about it if we have

to talk about it next week. Absolutely.

Can anybody lend me $20?

Can't... Let's not all rush up here at
once.

Look, people, I'm on vacation. I gave
Rinko my money. I have no money for gas.

Sorry to tell you.

Can anybody cash a check for me?

Yeah.

Oh,

working up a chill out there.

You think it's cold now?

Wait till 5 a .m. Well, this is the
life, man. I don't care, man. Henry, you

missing it. Yeah.

This is something more like hunting
here.

Thank you.

You don't want to drink too much, do
you? Nope. You want to hit the hay.

Ride that bushy tail at 4 a .m., get the
jump on some sleepy deer.

Funny how things come back.

What is it?

Sitting around here, cleaning the
rifles, wood and the fire.

Hmm.

Smell of oil. That's right.

I remember one time, 69, 70?

We were, a bunch of us, we were on a
ridge about 10 kilometers north.

There's nothing to talk about.

Hey, he's your brother, you tell him.

You tell him he can get someone else to
work nights.

It's four times in six months. Sir? I
don't need.

Sir? We'll find out. I'd like to cash a
check. Call me back.

Sir? Sir? Yeah, okay.

Sir, I'd like to cash a check. I don't
have an account here, but I'm a police

officer. Oh, thank God. Thank God. I
just... I was waiting. I just... I was

almost held up. No. Yes, I, uh... Look,
do you call it in?

What do you mean you were almost held
up? The circular. The, uh... The bandit.

He came in the store.

How long ago was this?

Ten minutes ago. He, uh... He's gone by
now.

I'm sure these officers... Lieutenant?

Fair coincidence.

I just walked in.

You boys know the drill. I want you to
pay special attention to this man's...

Thank you. Thank you, sir. Fine, fine.
Sir, if you could just... Before you...

If you could just do me the favor.

Drive me out of here.

Drive me out of here fast.

1943.

And we were, uh... We were dropped into
Yugoslavia.

Uh -huh. And we were captured.

Never knew you were with the airborne
stars. Well, I was. And I don't know

it was.

The pilot got it wrong. Intelligence was
wrong. But we ran into an advance unit

of the German V Corps.

And they, um... There was some talk
about it.

There were four of us that they caught.

And they told us they were going to, or
they tied us up.

They were in a barn, an old horse barn,
stone.

And we said, what are you going to do
with us?

And they said that the next day when
they left, they'd be taking us to their

base camp as prisoners.

They left us under the guard of this
young kid.

He was just a little younger than us.

Must have been 20.

And the kid was... He knew they were
going to kill us in the morning.

They were going to kill you?

They were an advanced unit of the
Armored Corps. They weren't going to

themselves with prisoners.

And the kid... We appealed to him.

Somebody said one thing they'd like, as
it was obvious this was the last time

we'd ever have it, was we'd like a
drink.

So the kid went up to the house. The
Germans were staying at the house, and

brought back a bottle.

He started a drink.

Got the kid drunk.

Well, you know, I...

I've told the story several times, as
you do.

And it occurs to me that... It occurs to
me that every time I would tell

it, I would say that we got the kid
drunk and we slipped out.

The truth... The truth was, of course,
we killed

him.

Somebody's going to have to die.

Tim, are you?

Yes, that's true.

We knew it was true.

Yeah, we're sorry you killed him.

I'm sorry every day I live.

But I wasn't going to let that man kill
me.

Well... Gentlemen, we're going hunting
in the morning.

I think we should get some rest.

Just drive.

Just keep on driving.

Where's all that junk back there?

I asked you a question.

I'm going hunting. Hunting.

It's hunting equipment.

That is very interesting.

What is that? What the hell is that? A
gun.

Why?

I'm a police officer.

I can't pick a cop.

All this stuff's already happened to me.
Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Pull the car over.

Look. I said pull over the car.

I think we ought to talk about this.

I said open the trunk.

And when you open it, then get in.

No, no.

Okay.

You start digging.

Take a grave

My

uncle was a cop

my dad was a cop

My dad was two cops.

I would have guessed he was a cop.

He would.

Hey, it runs in the family.

Some kind of genes.

He die in the line?

My uncle?

He died of cirrhosis.

Big deal.

Stress of a job.

No, he liked to drink. He'd have been a
drunk. He was a crossing guard.

My dad died in the line.

I'm sorry to hear that.

He was a hero.

I have no doubt that he was.

He was a hell of a man.

How old were you when he went down?

Fourteen.

Hell of a thing.

Did they get the guy that shot him? No.

No, no, of course not, no.

And there you have it, huh?

You know what I say?

You know what life is?

No. Life is when you're alive.

Hey, I'm a caveman. I don't care.

Some swell sits in an office all day
long. Well, fine.

Fine for him. That's what I'm saying.
Not for me. No, and that is your

right.

But, but... Leave it behind you. But if
you've done something, if you've...

Katie, Katie, look, look it.

There comes a time when a man, if he is
a man, you see what I'm saying?

He must decide for himself the way that
things are.

You follow? You follow me, huh? Yes.

Now, you shot that dude last night.

He threw down, and you beat him to the
punch. An armed robber, and he is dead.

Now, everyone else in this world is
going to suggest that you went and you

wrong. You somehow misused some right.

But you don't got the right to shoot
someone.

I don't. Nobody does.

What you did last night, it wasn't your
right. It was your duty.

Hey, now, that is a strange idea.

Yeah. Try that on for size.

I'll tell you what else.

I say that you, you are okay.

Okay?

They took your piece.

You want to hide our gun?

I'll give it to you.

You want to borrow a hundred bucks? You
just ask. It's yours.

You want someone to keep a secret for
you?

Lower them buns.

We've all been there together, pal.

I think I want one more drink.

Who rides decides.

Bartender.

So, uh, tell me about your dad.

Give me some of that.

Okay.

Stand in a wood smoke.

It'll hide any city scents that you have
on you.

The deer don't mind the smoke.

They'll run 15 miles from the scent of
aftershave. Well, some of us more

sartorial types have that problem.

Okay, that's enough.

What a beautiful morning.

You said it. I wish Henry was here.

Okay.

Let's move out.

No talking in the woods.

You got it.

That's it.

Now you're going to kill me?

Well, man, you know that I have to kill
you. You have to kill me.

Kidnap the cop, man. What about if you
didn't?

If you didn't kidnap the cop?

They... I know who you are. You know who
I am. They want you for those currency

exchange... What do you know about me?

Description. Description. We don't have
your name.

What are you telling me? I'm telling
you, no one has anything.

We have an M .O.

You lay off.

You move off and I'm going to let this
go.

You're going to let what go? I'm
supposed to be hunting.

No one knows where I am.

Nobody knows.

Nobody saw me get in that car.

No one knows where I am.

If I go back tomorrow, I can go back and
this never happened.

You take the car. Take the... Has guns
in.

Food. Take it.

I stopped by the road.

I'll say I stopped and you'll have ours.

Someone stole my car.

You hear what I'm saying?

I kidnapped you, man. No kidnapping, no.

No, I never saw you.

Look, what's in it for you?

No kidnapping, no federal, no capital
offense.

You know if you do this, you know
they'll find you.

I'm saying, go free.

Whatever it is you want, what you want
to do, you do it.

I'm saying.

I'm just saying, leave me here.

I'm begging you.

Whatever you want to do, you do it.

But I'm saying, this, this,

this is the right thing for us both.

You know that I can't believe you, man.

You don't want to kill me.

You don't want to.

Because you'd be killing us both.

Think about you.

I never saw you.

I never saw you.

I never saw you.

Bobby, what is it?

Bobby, what is it?

I've got a death!

Hell of an ending for a weekend in the
country.

This is happening, my man.

I should have looked where I was going.

Can't look where you're going and look
at the deer at the same time. Oh, yeah,

oh, yeah. Oh, man.

I'm going to get tetanus, get a shot,
walk with my foot in the cans for the

whole time. This is easier to set the
styles than to follow them. Come on, I'm

going to get you to the hospital. No.

I'm fine, I'm fine. Don't go making a
spectacle out of me. Let's...

Let's get the place straightened out,
and then we'll head back to town. You

know, I'm going to save this spike,
Bobby. He'll get it mounted on a big

wall plaque, hang it in your knotty pine
den as a memento of our hunting trip.

And wasn't that buck something?

Oh, had to go six points, 190 pounds.
190?

Are you guys nuts?

That there was a 10 -point buck over
205, 210 pounds. I got the glass on, and

blotted out the whole sky.

And he's still there, babe.

He's still there.

Next week.

When are we going to all get free time
together again?

Then we will bear him in our memory.

Oh, man, oh, man.

I've never been so sick in my whole
entire life.

Well, that's good.

Why is that good?

Because if it's inside you, it's got to
come out.

You making up the stairs?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, we solved those problems last
night, didn't we? I don't know.

I don't remember.

Oh, what am I going to do today?

I have to go sign in.

Call in. Take a personal day.

Stay home. Look out the window.

Fun? Yeah.

My friends call me Norm.

Norm? Yeah.

You really turn me around a bit.

Yeah, I know.

I'm glad to do it.

Thank you.

Hey, thank you.

Glad for the company.

Why did you reach out to me?

Two reasons.

One, I need a woman for an undercover
video.

What's the other one?

Well, everybody likes to be next to a
hero.

Lieutenant Goldblum, we didn't expect
you till... Well, you know, I, uh... I'd

like to form carrying a backup gun.
Could you please... Yes, sir. Everything

went well with your secret society of
hunters?

Yeah, my car was stolen. I never got
the... Your car was stolen?

Back early, Lieutenant.

Any luck? Not too much.

Form, backup revolver carrying out.

Thank you.

Sir, you're going to have to schedule
some time at the range and qualify. Yes,

let's do that right now. I cannot. Let's
do that right away.

Tell them I can come right down.

Morning, guys.

Hey, you get them all ready, Lieutenant?

Am I going to go out that door and see a
hundred twelve -point bucks strapped to

the appendage of your car? Are you free
to come down?

I'm free right now. Come down right now.
They said he was probably still in the

area. They said he was probably in the
area the whole time. You could have seen

him on the street. You could have even
gotten a look at him.

I didn't see him on the street. They
said, come down and look at mug books. I

said, yes, it's going to help you catch
that guy. You bet I will. Before he

kills someone.

Well, I still don't.

And you asked me. No, you didn't ask me.
I think that you should have stayed to

help.

Lieutenant. A 130 to 7 in range
qualifying special. Thank you. Can

me a form, please, for a stolen car?

Henry?

You're back early.

I, uh, well, you know.

I want to thank you for giving this
speech.

Mm -hmm.

I think it took a little bit of courage
to talk to those kids about some serious

stuff.

You all right?

What's up, old man?

Oh, thank you.

Manly nonsense.

And there's enough violence in the
world. It's only nonsense if it's not

thing. And what's his name calling? Oh,
not the deer.

Not if the deer is killed. Then it's not
name calling. No.

Come in.

I was kidnapped last night.

the last sweep of the area, then head
home.

Didn't even fire a shot.

Sometimes that's the way it is.

Leave it better than you found it.