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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Okay, if she does not introduce us, I am
going to kill myself.
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He is so gorgeous.
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She is, like, glowing.
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Two and a half hours she's been with
him. Two and a half hours.
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Jesus, if that had been me, I'd be
impregnated by now.
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I'd like to be referred to as Mrs.
Clooney from now on.
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I cannot
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believe
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you did not introduce us. Why couldn't
he? He wouldn't stop talking to me.
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he looked absolutely smitten. I know.
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He's seen every movie I've ever done.
Every one.
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George is a fan, and I'm unemployed.
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How cool is that?
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What are you talking about? We had so
much in common. I'm from Montreal, and
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loves Montreal, and he has a house in
Italy, and I want to have babies in
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Oh, my God. He's got your number.
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No.
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Why not?
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Well, I just think that he didn't want
to belittle this magical connection we
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had by, you know, hitting on me.
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But he invited me to Lake Como.
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How is he going to take you to Lake Como
if he doesn't have your number?
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He's fucking George.
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I mean, if he wants to find me, he can
find me, Rox. I mean, you know, he'll
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call me. I'm sure he'll call me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's been five days. Why hasn't he
called?
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I don't know. I mean, maybe because you
didn't give him your number?
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Mm -hmm.
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And you owe me a massage.
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Why? Because I strained my neck trying
to get a peek at him.
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I know the Sabbath massage guy. He's
incredible.
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He comes to your house.
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Although I got a warning. It looks like
Paul.
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Paul Roxy Beck?
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Mm -hmm.
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Um, Sasha's on a school trip. Give me
his number.
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Hi.
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Hey. Hi, honey. You want coffee?
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No. I am detoxifying.
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Yeah. No solid food for three weeks.
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This stuff is supposed to get it all out
of my system. All the drugs. Out of my
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system.
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What is this?
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It's good.
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Okay, anyways, um, Mrs.
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Clooney. I'm sorry.
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What are you... Yum.
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What are you up to today? Well, you
know, since George isn't supporting me
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I'm going to have to rent out my guest
house.
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Do you think that you could do the
interviews with me still?
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Well, as much as I would love to
interview a bunch of starlets with three
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-picture deals that want to live in your
guest house, I can't.
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I'm taking Sherman Statler's acting
seminar.
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Whoa, whoa.
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I thought you had somebody in there.
What happened to her?
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Oh, she got a three -picture deal.
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So, Sherman Statler, he's like a guru,
right?
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To be or not to be?
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That was the act of question.
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Well, that was then, and this is now,
and this is reality, and this, my
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is Hollywood.
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If you want to work, show them that you
don't care.
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To care is to be, but to not care is to
work.
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Nice.
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Look, I don't know. You know,
something's got to give, because I'm
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working. It's breaking my heart.
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What's for lunch?
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So, no pets and, of course, no smoking.
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I'm just going to ask you a couple of
questions.
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Mandy. Mandy Slice. Cindy. Cindy Mauve.
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Texas. Iowa.
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About ten days now, yeah.
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Two days.
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Oh, I'm an actress.
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Actor.
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Fifteen, sixteen hundred dollars?
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Yeah, sure.
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Daddy's paying.
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All I can pay is $7 .50.
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I smoke.
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I have a cat, but I don't make any
noise. All I need is a place to pee and
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and a home for my friend.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that an Oscar?
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Lady Rising.
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Screenwriting. 1979.
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I'm working on a new script right now.
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Yeah, and you know, you would be just
perfect for it.
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You could be my muse.
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It's yours.
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Hi.
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I'm here for your massage.
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Is everything okay?
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Sorry.
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You look like somebody that I used to
know.
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Come on in.
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Does that feel better?
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I've been working deep for about an hour
now.
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How do you feel about some energy work?
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experience I've never had before.
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He serviced to me for hours.
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I paid him like a whore, kicked him out.
It was fucking fabulous.
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But you didn't do anything back?
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Not a goddamn thing. I just lay back and
let it happen.
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That's amazing.
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I mean, you know, he never did that to
me.
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Francesca, honey, why are you here? This
must be torture for you.
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No, I can do it.
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I can do it.
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So, just thanks. You were fabulous. Can
I get out? That's all? Well, I don't
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think he wanted to leave.
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That's because you didn't care.
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Sherman's technique works for
everything. I mean, like with fame and
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sex.
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Yeah, well, I wish I didn't care that
George hasn't called.
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Franny, you can't sniff through cans.
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Look, there is something very powerful
about paying for sex.
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Now I understand why men do it.
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Uh, is that cash or charge?
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I don't care.
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Well, what would you prefer?
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I said I don't care.
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Okay.
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Cash?
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Look, I don't usually do this, but can I
have your number?
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I love this script.
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It's the most amazing story.
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It's about this young woman who finds
out on her mother's deathbed that she's
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the product of an affair, so she travels
all over the world where her mother
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lived and loved to find out who her real
father is.
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Oh, and when she broke his, what
happened? How did it end?
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I don't know, but I'm going to go find
out.
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Should I call you back?
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No, I'm watching porn.
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Really?
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Mm -hmm.
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The Food Channel.
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That's a new one.
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Oh.
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Oh, boy, base.
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I gotta go. I'm gonna lose my shit.
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Bye.
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So, did you have a chance to read the
script?
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No.
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Are you not interested in the part?
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I don't really care.
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You don't care?
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No.
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Yeah, very nice, Stella.
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Very nice.
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I just came to tell you how much I love,
love the script.
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You read it?
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Read it? I practically lived it.
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My mom died a year ago, and on her
deathbed, she told me that I might be
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product of an affair, but I never got to
find out because it was too late.
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So now every time I meet a European man,
I don't know whether he's going to be
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my husband or my father.
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I've been working on that ending for I
don't know how long.
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And now, oh, my God, now I can see my
way forward.
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Oh, thank you. You really are my muse.
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Oh, Chris. Oh, watch out.
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It's not a cat. Yeah, a lot of cats.
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But no back end.
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It's the most incredible script, I'm
telling you, and it could make anybody a
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star. And the writer.
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Writer? Molly Maudsley.
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The Lady Rising. Oscar, 1979 for
screenwriting.
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Oscar? Yes.
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Okay, Miramax.
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I'll set up a meeting.
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Where's the script?
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That's almost finished, but there's the
most amazing part for George. Hey,
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Murray. Yeah, listen, I got this
brilliant script.
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Yeah, it's... Ow!
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No, I read it. I loved it. It's, uh...
Molly Maudsley, you know.
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Lady Rising, Oscar, 79.
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Two words.
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Gigi, George.
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Yeah. Okay, uh, uh, different words.
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George attached.
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Better get that script over to me before
somebody nabs it for Lindsay Lohan.
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So what do you say?
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Excellent.
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We up for lunch Thursday?
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Could you do that a little harder,
please?
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Jeez.
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Hi, Roxy.
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Hi. Oh, um...
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Did you forget something?
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I want to see you again.
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I gotta go get my daughter.
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I'd really like to give you another
massage.
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Oh.
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And then today we went on that school
trip that I was telling you about. And
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saw killer whales.
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We saw seals.
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We saw dolphins.
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Molly.
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Dude, thanks.
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Hey, have a little respect for your
elders, okay?
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Molly, are you there?
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Molly?
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Molly! Oh, sorry. It's just me and my
friend's daughter.
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Me? For what?
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The ending.
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And? It was in my head.
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And now it's gone!
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Because of you!
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Don't you ever come down here and
interrupt me when I'm writing. What, you
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to ruin the script?
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God, no, I'm sorry. Do you hear me?
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Never, under any circumstances,
interrupt me.
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Until I'm done!
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This is your fault.
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You've got a nice ass.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, no.
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Thanks.
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You don't have to pay me.
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Yeah, actually, no, I do have to pay
you.
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When can I see you again?
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Um, you know, you really are reminding
me of someone, and it's freaking me out.
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Well, who?
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I like you.
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This isn't about business.
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Sweetheart, it's all about business.
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Okay, I need you to get out of the bed.
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Now, please, get just... Please.
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Doc!
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Yeah!
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Hi.
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Here she is.
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Thanks.
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Been lifted.
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With our therapist.
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Hi. Hello.
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Thanks for coming.
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You guys have a good day.
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Bye.
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Oh, my God, Rock. You look just like
him.
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Nobody.
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motherfucker ring i got a job
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what happened well i
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just didn't care and now i am the third
lead in a studio film oh my
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god awesome i know thank you sherman i
just did what he said and it worked oh
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man that is so cool still i'm gonna tell
you if i meant up my mirror mask
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meeting i'm gonna fuck up my life for
the rest of it i'm sure of it perfect
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opportunity to practice sherman's
technique okay okay you just need to
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out i'll show you exactly what i did and
then you will get this project and you
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will get george fucking hell it stinks
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in here my god it's rant You've got to
talk to her, Jane. No, no, no, no, no. I
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cannot disturb her. I will just light
another incense and we'll be fine.
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We'll be fine.
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Smell, look, better.
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No, it's bucket stink.
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Inhale the incense. It's all right.
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I can't go down there.
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You okay?
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You know, there's no smoking in here.
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I don't care.
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You don't care?
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How about you just want to tell us about
the script?
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Uh, no, not really.
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Excuse me?
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You don't want to tell us about the
script?
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Then why are you here?
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You don't care if Miramax wants your
project?
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No.
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Well, good.
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Then you won't care if this meeting is
over.
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I care.
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I care.
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God,
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I know.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Hey. Hey.
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Gee, this is disgusting.
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Oh, my God.
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Get up. We're going out. No, I have got
to get that script from Molly. It is the
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only thing that's going to make things
right.
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Gee, no. Get dressed. We're going out.
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Why are you so dressed up?
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We're celebrating.
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Stella's got the job, and Franny can
finally eat today.
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Yeah, I can finally eat today after
three weeks, but Kenea, Hora, I'm
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you, the smell from this house, I think
it's killed my appetite, so please go
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get dressed.
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Let's go outside.
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Okay. We're going to wait outside!
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Del, when do you have to be back on set?
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Now.
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Yesterday I came in about two hours
after call. I mean, you know, if they
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want me, they can wait.
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Franny, you are not eating the food.
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Oh, the smell totally fucked up my
appetite. I can't eat.
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That's in a smoking pot.
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A smoking pot?
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You don't have to smoke pot. All you
need is some dessert.
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Excuse me.
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Can we have two pieces of the chocolate?
No, three. Three pieces.
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Three pieces of the chocolate cake with
ice cream.
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Here's my card. And keep it shaking,
pretty.
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Ross, that was totally inappropriate.
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Oh, please.
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We're paying them.
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Besides, men have been doing this to
women for years.
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You're just not used to it because it's
not the norm.
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Miss Gensler, the studio just called.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I know. I know. I'm
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Just tell them I'll be there in a
minute.
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No worry. They say you can take as much
time as you want because you're fired.
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pretend that I don't care because I'm a
deeply caring person.
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We were all pretending to be something.
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Yeah.
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Something that we weren't.
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What was I pretending to be?
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It's over!
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Gee!
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Oh, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee.
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I found a spot that doesn't smell.
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I did.
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My house
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is stanky.
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Did anyone notice that guy that fired
Del looked just like George Clooney?
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If George called right now, I would tell
him that he could just take his fucking
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Lake Como and he could shove it up his
ass!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Good
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evening,
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ma 'am.
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Do you know why we're here?
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No.
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Haven't you noticed the smell?
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Incense. I don't know how you couldn't
have noticed.
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But we think you may have a dead body
downstairs.
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We're going to need you to identify the
body.
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If you can make it, come, join me.
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And I hear you have the script.
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This program is a work of fiction. Any
resemblance to events, persons, or
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companies is entirely coincidental.
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