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God, my life would be so much easier if
only I liked girls.
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Yeah, you probably have the same set of
problems. There's no dicks, so what's
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the point?
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I love this club. I'm getting such a
good idea.
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How much work can there be in costuming
an episode about strippers anyway?
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You'd be surprised.
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The really exciting part is what they
wear before they come in to take it off.
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Oh, oh, look at that one. She's fucking
fabulous.
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Hi, hi. Come here.
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Oh, my God. Look at her body.
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Looking fantastic.
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I seriously need this lighting in my
bedroom.
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I love it.
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Real tits.
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Real ass.
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Real women. Oh, God.
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are Jewish?
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I'm only doing Jews from now on. Jewish
strippers?
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No, Jewish men. I mean, after waking up
next to that Nazi bobsledder, no one
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goes down on me unless they go to
temple.
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Oh my God, that's the hottest thing I've
ever seen.
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I need to learn how to do this.
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If you want to date a Jewish guy, you
should just go online.
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Internet dating and so desperate.
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I'm doing it.
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Oh, no, Rox, that's wonderful. Who is
it?
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Will. Tall, handsome, professional,
broad -minded, deep thing.
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Rox, is this for real?
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I don't know. Could be.
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You've turned up twice so far on time.
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My famous losing streak could be over.
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You should give it a try. Oh, no, Rick's
taking me out for my birthday tonight.
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I might meet someone.
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Your birthday? Isn't that a bit late?
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Yeah, well, you know, Rick, it's gonna
be fabulous. this inexpensive.
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Why have you taken me to a sex club?
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It's a swing club.
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Whatever. You were going to take me out
to eat.
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Well, there's a buffet.
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Gee, this is the hottest spot in town.
Do you know how much it costs to bring
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here, okay?
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Ricky, what makes you think that I would
want to come to a place like this?
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Why do you want to come here?
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I know, I know, I know. But that way we
can both enjoy ourselves, baby, okay?
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Come on, follow me.
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I'm
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gonna
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go. Gee, please stay.
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Please stay, okay? Don't go. You know I
only get off on straight boys, okay? And
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if you leave and I have to leave, those
are the rules.
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You don't have to do anything you don't
want to do.
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Okay? Come on, it's your birthday
present.
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I love birthday ghosts.
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It's not my birthday.
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Oh.
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I'll see you later.
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No one gets circumcised anymore.
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the same sheets and not a thread count
above 250.
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I'm telling you, I don't know what Rick
was thinking.
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Yeah, please. We know what Rick was
thinking.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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What else do you want your profile to
say?
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Uh, are you allowed to put that you want
big dick?
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No. Oh.
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Okay, so then, um, I don't know, put
what you think is good, but also put
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he has to like kissing and the Home
Depot.
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Oh, yeah.
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A big dick, too, you might find, but a
handy one? Uh -uh.
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Okay.
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All right. Welcome to J Hookup, your
internet gateway to Jewish singles
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adventure. Okay, let's see what we got.
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Oh. Well, this one looks like if Eugene
Levy and Meatloaf had a baby.
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Oh, okay, wait.
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No, him.
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Brad Gold, high -powered entertainment
lawyer.
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I like Mr. Gold.
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Okay, remember?
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They're all ten years older than the
picture and 20 pounds heavier.
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Hey, ladies.
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You found it.
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Gee, this is Will.
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How you doing?
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Hi. Hi. Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm a bit early. I'll wait for you
outside.
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Okay. I'll just be a minute.
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There's nothing wrong with him.
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I know.
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Okay, but that is my 114th attempt.
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On the first date, you do not commit to
anything more than a coffee or a drive
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-by, because you do not want to be stuck
with them if you don't like them.
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What's a drive -by?
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Gigi?
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Yeah, Brad?
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Yeah, uh, sorry, it's not gonna work
out.
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Psychiatry, I think I found my calling.
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Yeah, well, we all knew you'd put that
master's degree to good use.
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Where the hell did you find out about
this place? UCLA Continuing Education.
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Okay, that looks great, ladies. Now,
when you get into the third prep
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I want you to wrap your leg around the
pole.
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That's it.
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Throw your head back and let go. This is
where your upper body strength comes
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in. I don't have any upper body
strength.
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Going on another date. Ooh, that is
great.
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Well, you know what they say, you know,
it's always good to get back up on the
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horse.
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He's really cute. He looks like a Jewish
Dennis Quaid.
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Now, perhaps you'd like to demonstrate
the last combo for us. Since you were
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talking so much, I'm assuming you know
it really well.
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What, is this Catholic school? I can't
talk?
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We take our exotic dancing very
seriously.
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Uh -uh -uh.
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Go ahead, please.
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Oh, no, not on that pole.
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You can use that pole.
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I have to go in the corner?
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Hey, Clash, we're just going to take a
couple of minutes to watch as, uh... D
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.V.
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So Gigi's going to demonstrate that last
combo for us.
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Wrap those legs around the pole, Gigi.
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That's it. Hang on there. Now lift up
with that left leg.
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Lift it up. Lift it up. And lift up that
leg. I'm trying.
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Come on. Let go. Let go.
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And... Ow.
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Not quite like that.
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Okay, okay. Let's do this.
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I have a date tonight.
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Who's staying with Sasha?
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The babysitter, Lisa.
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Oh, Lisa the lesbian.
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Oh.
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He does look like a Jewish tennis
player.
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Yeah. Cute.
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He's taking me out to eat, but I told
him to meet me at the restaurant No More
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Cars. Oh, smart.
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Is everything okay down there? I hope
so.
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Yeah, I hope so, too.
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Hey, guys.
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Babysitter's here. Hi.
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What's going on? You're funny.
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Oh, miracle of miracles. We both have
dates, and we're checking them out
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I want to do this.
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Oh, they have gay sites.
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No, I want to do this one.
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How do I do it?
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Well, okay.
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We'll make you a profile.
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Put your picture in later.
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What do you want it to say?
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Just put, I'm a lesbian, but I love to
fuck men.
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Why don't we think of that?
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Oh, fuck. He's like 15 minutes late. I
don't know what to do.
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Sucks.
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Give him five more minutes and then
leave.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no.
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I think he's here.
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How bad? Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, you know, I was expecting Dennis.
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I think Randy just showed up.
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Oh, Jesus Christ, I think he's from
Toronto.
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Okay, you're having lunch, right? So get
a free meal out of it, and it's great
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practice.
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Got to go.
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Wow, easy.
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You look just like your pitcher.
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So I was real surprised to see you on
the website.
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I've rented a ton of your movies, and
you're Canadian, and I'm Canadian.
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I'm from Montreal. You're from Toronto.
They're rival cities.
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Oh.
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I really... I can't stay too long.
Sorry.
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But we have to have...
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Our flan, and I thought maybe we'd rent
one of your movies and go back to your
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place.
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I'm not hungry, and I really have to get
up early in the morning, so no, I
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really should be going.
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Okay.
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Are you done with these?
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Yeah.
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Look, can I at least contribute to my
fries?
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Can I have this wrapped up?
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I'm still working on those.
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Can I kiss you?
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No.
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Look, let me just give you a little word
of advice, okay?
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The next time you ask a woman out to
dinner, maybe you ought to spring for
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fries. Well, I thought women liked to be
independent and pay for themselves,
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especially on the first date.
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For themselves, perhaps, but not for
you?
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Right.
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Can I kiss your mouth?
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What's wrong with you?
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Well, there really wasn't any chemistry
for me anyway.
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Hey, babe.
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What are you doing here?
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How did you get past security?
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Oh, Rick, I'm sorry I didn't call first,
but you were the closest person to the
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restaurant, and I'm just so depressed. I
didn't want to go home.
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Gee, I have company coming over soon,
babe.
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Okay? You can't stay.
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Come on, let's go.
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You know, I thought I was your friend,
not just your beer, but you can't talk
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me? I mean, you don't even know what
it's like to hurt because you're not
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looking for love, Rick. You just want to
get off in the most sickest, fucked -up
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way possible.
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That is not true, and you know it. And
I'll have you know that I've been taking
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a real hard look at myself since we went
to that swing club the other night,
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okay? And I decided that I'm going to
get a little spiritual help, okay?
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Really? Come on. Yes.
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And that's why I'm taking private cabal
classes tonight.
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You're not the only Jew in town, baby,
okay?
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That's amazing!
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Yeah.
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Well, my rabbi says that Hashem, which
is God, says he sees it no matter where
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it is.
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I'm sorry, Rick. That's so great.
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Thank you. Okay. Oh, there he is. Come
on.
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Hi. Come on in.
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Hi.
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Salome.
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Salome.
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Hi.
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Okay. Okay.
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I'm so sorry about you.
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Please. Hi. Well...
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Great. Now, you guys have a good night.
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Okay, bye. Okay, and call me later,
okay?
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There you go.
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Okay. Whoa.
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Huh?
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Hello. Oh, hello.
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Hi.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. Not for
you. I don't think so. No.
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I have an STD.
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What? From who?
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I thought you didn't sleep with anybody.
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Not from a guy. From the pole.
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That's not possible.
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Well, according to my gyno it is. I have
garden orillia.
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What you got there? What'd they give
you?
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For God's sakes, Francesca, it's a pussy
pill.
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Okay? You're so weird, because I am
fine.
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Yeah, well, maybe your pole wasn't as
slutty as mine.
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Will has gone AWOL.
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No. Yeah, we have this great date, and
he calls two days later and says he's
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somebody else.
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Boy, that is such bull crap.
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He should be so lucky to have you.
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All right, ladies, I got this.
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Because I have the stripper show, Betty
Cash.
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Yeah, but it's probably all singles.
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Look, Mom, there's Lucy and your
boyfriend.
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I told you not to put the choose a
lesbian in her profile. Who the fuck
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compete with that?
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So my graduation's at this trip club.
You guys are coming, right? Will my pole
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be there? We're not on speaking terms.
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I know I'm going to be there flying
solo.
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I'll be your date.
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Thank you, baby.
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Well, no more internet dating for me. I
mean, two fiascos are more than enough.
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I'm just going to concentrate on my
spiritual life like Rick, and the rest
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come. Rick.
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Oh yeah, you guys don't know. He's had a
spiritual awakening.
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No, and I am telling you, we should all
be so lucky to find God like that.
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six feet tall, brown eyes, master's
degree, loves dogs, speaks four
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builds houses for a living, travels all
over the world, heads three charities,
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and wants to have babies in Italy?
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Well, what do you know?
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Hello, Joe.
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I'm having such a great time.
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And it's amazing, too, because I was
seconds away from giving up Jewish men.
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Really? Why?
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Well... I never met one like you before.
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Gigi, I'm... Well, I'm not Jewish.
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I'm an Italian Catholic.
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I don't understand. You were on Jay
Hookup.
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Oh.
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I like Jewish women.
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You don't have a problem with that, do
you?
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What do you care about religion, anyway?
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Well, I know. I never have, you know?
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And he's already introducing me to his
friend.
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Well, that's good, right?
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Mm -hmm.
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Where are you guys going?
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Oh, he's taking me to Shabbat dinner.
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He goes every Friday night.
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Oh, he could fall every Friday night.
Isn't that a little strange?
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There's not any stranger than my Baptist
friend speaking better Yiddish than
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Jackie Mason.
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All right, how does that feel, sweetie?
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They're good?
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Uh -huh.
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Fabulous.
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Next.
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So I spoke with Miriam, and she thought
of giving you the honor of saying the
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Boca.
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That's very nice, but I don't need to do
it. Thank you.
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Well, Ma, I'd really like you to do it.
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You don't turn me on.
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Okay.
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I haven't done this in summer camp,
so... All right.
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Let's eat.
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Okay,
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what are you wearing?
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Oh, I have on these heels. I'm like 6
'5". This is a total hoochie dress.
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Oh, that's so cool. It's going to be
such a blast.
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I know. Any excuse to dress like a hoe,
right? Oh, you know it.
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Oh, Joe's here. Come on in.
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Okay, I'll see you there.
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Oh, okay, babe. I will see you later,
okay? I can't wait to meet this man.
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Okay, bye.
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Hi. Wow.
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How are you? How come you're not
dressed? I told you we were all getting
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up for this.
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Yeah, um, I'm not going.
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How come?
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All my friends are dying to meet you.
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I don't know how to say this, but, uh...
Look, you're not Jewish enough.
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What?
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Joe, I'm the only actual Jew here.
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I know. It's just, uh... You're just not
Jewish enough for me.
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But, look, it's been great, so, you
know, I'll see ya.
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I'm sorry, did I miss her?
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No, she hasn't come on yet. Hey, you
should put them back. The whole fucking
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industry's here.
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Why are you late? Where's Jump?
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And so, long story, Emily has had an
incredible craving for pork.
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How do you lose a guy between your house
and the club?
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We need more drinks!
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And now, our star student who graduates,
Simma Kamala, please put your hands
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together for...
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Myra Finkelberg, I'm representing my
peeps
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This program is a work of fiction. Any
resemblance to events, persons or
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companies is entirely coincidental.
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