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Very well.
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I didn't want to resort to this.
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Listen
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to
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my mixtape.
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What? I beg you, listen to my mixtape.
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No, I don't want to listen to your
mixtape. Do you like music?
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Yeah, you look like you like trap music,
mumble rap, little bit of electronic
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jazz funk soul. I don't like the sound
of any of these things.
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Brother, I got you.
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You're good, you're good, you're good.
What is this?
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Oh, this is terrible.
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What the fuck is this shit now?
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I don't like...
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Let him listen to track four. That is
really shit.
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Fantastic Igusi Tutorials presents...
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Let's learn how to act, shall we?
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This new, original, and totally
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you all the tricks to become the premier
actor of Nigeria.
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I'm a very good driver.
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Definitely a good driver.
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You see, I can even do the special
needs.
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Learn how to do the dramatics.
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Yeah. And tenderness.
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Yeah.
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And anger.
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Yeah.
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Incredulity. What the fuck is
incredulity?
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Incredulity. Sad, happy, go again,
dickhead. What's your problem?
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Embarrassing me. My friend, go again.
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Learn how to collaborate with your film
crew.
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Yes!
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I want hot chocolate with marshmallows.
Where are my marshmallows? Get out of my
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sight, bastard!
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Learn how to do your own stunts.
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Yeah!
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And exclusive bonus feature, playing
gay. We could have had a real good life
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together.
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I wish I knew how to quit, dude.
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Start your journey today.
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So I was thinking, maybe we should go
look for some girlfriends or something.
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Not again.
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Is your lack of education holding you
back? There is Lassif University.
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has courses in a wide range of topics at
a fraction of the cost of a traditional
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college. Yours, Professor Alusi, is like
this.
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Delete!
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But why?
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Why is no one joining my online
university?
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It has cost me a bloody way of fortune.
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It is better than all of your...
Horsbridge and your half -hours, I have
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the best teachers in the world.
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Oh, well, I guess all I can do is
continue my own lecture in Cinebib.
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Okay, let's do this.
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So, the process by which a plant is
turned to water is called osmosis.
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Are you getting there?
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Come on, pay attention, because I know
you like when I answer attention.
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What is your business?
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Will you face forward?
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Tonight on WPS.
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Who do you think you are?
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I am the President of the United States.
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A brand new series about a strong,
powerful woman.
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You bring those soldiers home, whatever
it takes.
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Being strong and powerful and womanly.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Andre.
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Well, I had a lovely time, too. In a
show written...
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entirely by men.
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This fall, the leader of the free
world... Oh, my God!
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I just broke a nail!
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...will behave in a way that a team of
male writers imagined she might, because
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she's a woman.
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I may be the most powerful person in the
world, but sometimes I just feel like
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there's something missing in my life.
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I just need you to pick a judge for the
Supreme Court.
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She looks nice. And be given storylines
that would never have been thought up if
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she was a man.
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I want an economy that works for
everybody, not just the rich. And above
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everything else, I want a baby.
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Woman President, tonight on WBS.
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Ain't nothing important.
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The Stratford Soldiers are in your arms
and I don't see you faggots doing
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nothing about it.
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Stratford Soldiers.
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We find the word faggot.
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Very offensive.
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Especially to my boy Erkan here.
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Yeah, listen, he's recently made the
boldest move to come out as gay. Do you
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know how much courage that takes?
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Especially, yeah, with the deeply
homophobic views of most of these little
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street crews.
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You understand that?
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Message over.
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E -Night and Posse, we're sorry for any
offence we've caused and we wish Erkan
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the best.
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In fact, Erkan's story has inspired one
of our own. Chris here, raise your hand,
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Chris.
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to come out himself.
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Not easy, but he has our full support.
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So respect to Chris here and to your
Erkan.
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Message over.
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Hey, yo, Chris.
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It's actually brave what you did, you
know?
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See my boy Erkan here?
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He's actually kind of feeling you. He
thinks that you're kind of cute.
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So obviously he's asking me to ask you
if you'd like to go on a little date
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night. That's cool with us as well.
You've got a hood pass. You've got a
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pass, yeah?
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Yeah. All right, say nothing, say
nothing.
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That's a bold move from Erkan. But I've
had a chat with Chrissie, and he thanks
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Erkan for his interest, but says Erkan's
not really his type. Message over.
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No, he's tight.
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Are you fucking mad?
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My man's out of your league, you know?
You understand that? Before my man came
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out, he was getting basic.
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Now he's getting basic.
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Are you fucking mad? Hey, yo, you're
dirty.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for
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the bride and groom to dance with their
family. So it's time for you to show
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your generosity.
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Hey, which of your relatives has the
deepest pockets, huh? So just flash the
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gun!
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Shame. Shame.
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It's not even real gold. Yeah, it's
thick, thickness.
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What is it?
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I'm so excited.
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Wow.
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Slippers. Best dad in the world. You
know what? I'm going to share a photo of
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this incredible gift on Instagram. Show
the world how blessed I really am.
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Or you could cut your cake.
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Won't take a minute, dear.
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The cake me and the kids have spent all
day baking.
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And it uploaded.
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Good.
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OK, so now you can put the phone down.
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Oh, look.
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It's Cardi B's birthday too.
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What a coincidence.
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An off -bed has bought her a jet ski.
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Darling. A Porsche.
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Peter. And a jet. A private jet.
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I tell you, forever damned to spend
eternity in suffering and surrounded by
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children.
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Children I never even wanted in the
first place.
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The slippers.
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Remember the slippers?
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Shove them up your arse!
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I wanted jewellery.
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£100 ,000 worth of jewellery on my
wrist, just like Post Malone does.
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Is that too much to ask?
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Literally everyone has a better life
than me, according to Instagram.
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I don't believe it.
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I just got a comment on my photo.
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Cool slippers, bro.
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Who said that?
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Biscuit from Bat Chat.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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You know how I feel.
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That gender pay gap's real.
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And it makes me feel so angry, baby.
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Did you know that women are more likely
to get interrupted by a man in a
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meeting? Of course you did.
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And I just may explain that to you.
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Listen,
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baby.
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It gets me so mad, so mad, that only 23
% of chief
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executives are women.
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Ready? Ready.
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Wow,
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Barry. You're so fucking woke.
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Barry Woke Sexual Equality, featuring
the hit singles Baby It's Cold Outside
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I'm Happy To Call You An Uber. No means
no, even if you say it's sexy.
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And of course, you're my first, my last,
my whatever you self -identify as.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, brothers and sisters, how you doing?
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I've got some very exciting news for y
'all.
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Thanks to your very general donations,
we have now raised a staggering $500
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,000.
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Which now means we only need another
$500 ,000 and then I can buy my very own
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private jet.
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Now, a lot of you are wondering why does
a pastor need his very own private jet?
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And I will tell you for why. I had a
dream and in that dream Jesus came to me
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and he said, Pastor, I need you to
spread my word far and wide. And I said,
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Jesus. How can I spread your word far
and wide if I have not been blessed with
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wangs? And then Jesus, he said to me...
Hey,
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it's
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me, Jesus.
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Um... Yeah, look, don't give this guy
any more money.
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He's a dick.
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Seriously.
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Peace.
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Fuckin' day at work.
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Hey, what up? This is Fuckboy. About to
drop my new album featuring my new
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single, Fuckin' Day at Work.
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Fuckboy a real trapper, yeah, real gun
clapper, yeah, money in the trap, yeah,
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boys are like bad kids.
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Got to get another face tattoo up in
this motherfucker right now. Mark the
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occasion and shit.
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So there we are. The loan has been put
in place, and in the information packs
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provided, you will find the various
repayment plans we can offer.
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But please, do feel free to ask me any
questions that you may have.
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Bearing in mind that I have already
explained the face tattoo and my brief
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career in the music industry in quite
some detail.
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Okie dokie. Let me print the loan
certificate and then you are good to go.
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Oh, this? Yeah, me.
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The African savannah and the continent's
abundant wildlife.
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It's fucking mad, bruh!
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It's time for some African wildlife TV.
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with a man like me.
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It's even more violent than Catford.
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And it's filled with more sex than all
the websites I've bookmarked on my mum's
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laptop. I really hope she doesn't figure
out how to see that shit. Please, mum.
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Even birds are more interesting in
Africa.
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Look at my man trying to beat.
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Are you mad, thirsty blood?
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Play it cool, man. Play it cool.
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Wanga, wanga, wanga, wanga, wanga,
wanga, wanga. I didn't even fancy you
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These African cows are butters.
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And who could forget our closest living
relative, the chimpanzee.
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Although my dick looks nothing like
that.
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You want to get that checked out, cuz.
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And hey, if you thought McGregor and
Mayweather was a mad link -up, look at
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giraffe like these lions.
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Go on, my long -necked soldier.
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I believe in you, G.
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You can do it. You can.
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Ah, lucky, cuz.
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But nature isn't always cruel. This
leopard is actually protecting this
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impala from... Oh, no, he's eating him.
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Hey, you man, remember that bit in Lion
King where Simba and Nala linked up,
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yeah? Yeah, well, they missed this shit
out, innit? My girls are nip.
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So, yeah, if you're planning a trip on
safari, be prepared.
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Because fuck road men, Africa's got road
elephants.
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Yeah, I'd rather just go hackney farm.
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It's cheaper still.
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That's all the African wildlife TV.
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From man like Rick, Scribbler P.
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Inspector Hardwick, Internal Affairs.
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Interview commencing Tuesday 4th of
December.
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Would the interviewee please state your
name?
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Detective Moses Moundtree, reporting for
duty.
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Now, what is it I can help you
internally investigate? Ready?
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Detective Moundtree, you have been
accused... of having sexual relations
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345 suspects.
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Guilty! You have also been accused of
using the term honky 2
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,081 times while on duty.
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Yeah, I know.
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Man, you gotta do better.
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It should be double!
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Honky, honky, honky!
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Honky, honky, honky!
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Honky, honky, honky! Honky, honky,
honky! Honky!
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I promise I'll do better next time.
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That's your word.
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You have also been accused of using the
term nigger while... Whoa, whoa, what
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the fuck is wrong with you?
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I didn't say that shit. You got the
wrong man.
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Thistle June, you said, and I quote, God
damn, I said get me a vanilla latte,
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not this pumpkin spice shit. What type
of work experience nigger is you?
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I said nigger, N -I -G -G -A.
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Ain't nobody add the E -R on the end of
that motherfucker.
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You should be ashamed of yourself using
that kind of language.
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Bitch.
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These are very serious accusations,
Detective Moundtree. Serious?
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You want to stay serious?
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What about the man?
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The man want to see Moundtree get
serious? I'm a nice bitch! Detective
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Moundtree, the man is not watching us.
Who do you think I'm, motherfucking
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stupid?
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I could have sworn it was one of those,
uh... Two -way? Two -way? Hell yeah, I
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want a two -way. The fuck you short this
one?
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You want a three -way?
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Mirror?
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I was talking about a two -way mirror.
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Why didn't you say something then?
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You got me fucking holding my breath for
my motherfucking freeze frame. You
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ain't even my goddamn type.
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So by this point, I had been looking for
hours, and I was just so over it. But
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then I saw P. Diddy, and I was like,
hey, that's my jacket.
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We had the same jacket. Can you believe
it? It was so funny.
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Oh,
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you're working. Yeah, got to work. Busy,
busy, busy. Okay, I'll leave you to it.
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All right, I'll see you. See you soon.
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I actually have to go this way, so I'm
going to go this way.
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Hello?
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A .O .J.
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Look, I really don't have time to be
talking right now.
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I tagged you in the B, cuz.
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What?
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I tagged you with a beam, cuz.
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You see it?
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No. It's funny, though.
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Is it?
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I had my creases drilled.
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I'm not doing it.
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Fuck your meme, bruv.
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53 people died in a bomb blast in
central London today.
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Also among the dead was Jason Stevens, a
bomb disposal expert.
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Confusion has arisen as to why Stevens
was typing a comment on a meme only
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seconds before the blast.
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Though, in fairness, this particular
meme, featuring a cat wearing a
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with the words, Nope, wasn't me, you
must have fed a completely different
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is pretty hilarious.
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Our thoughts and prayers are with the
families.
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Night, fellas.
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Oh, night, Suzanne.
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Bye.
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Fuck a day of work.
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Fuck a day of work.
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Ah,
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Mr. Henderson.
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Good evening, sir. I was just, uh...
Uh... Sorry.
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We'll be right back.
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