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Come on, girl. We're going to be late.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Oops.
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Honey, you want to do something about
that?
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See, honey, you'll be back in 20
minutes.
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Jim.
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We got
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20
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minutes. Eat up.
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It was a lot cuter eight years ago.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh,
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Jim. Jim. Dana and Ryan are here.
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Oh, great, honey. Thanks for the heads
up. I'll be in the garage.
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Jim.
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You know what?
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Tell them I'm in bed.
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Better yet, tell them I'm dead.
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Jim, this is the first time my sister's
been back since they moved to
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California. Would it kill you to act
excited?
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Cheryl, you know who you married. Unless
it's about sports, steaks, or
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fireworks, I don't get excited.
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Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Ryan.
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Dana.
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Jim.
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Okay, I guess we're done here, right?
No, stop it.
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Let's sit down and relax.
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Wait, wait, wait. We have some very big
news first.
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Andy and I have some very big news.
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How? Hey, Dana.
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Hey, Andy. My news first. No, no, no,
no. My news first.
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Well, what's the news?
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Come on. You finally got a girl to go on
a second date with you, so you got
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engaged. Oh, and we're so excited.
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Dana couldn't lose her baby weight, so
she got pregnant.
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And I'm going to the garage.
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No, no, no. Stop it.
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Fine, fine, fine. I'm excited. I'm
excited. I am so excited.
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Oh, what do you do?
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Oh, do you have a date set yet? Is it a
boy or a girl?
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Don't you go wedding dress shopping
without me? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
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God. Oh, my God.
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I'm so excited.
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How's that?
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I think Tim wants to play charades.
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Cheryl, I think he's choking.
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What?
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and I hug you around the waist. I'll put
my hands on your shoulders. No, no.
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Listen, man.
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I got some good news and some bad news
for you. Great, great. What's the good
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news? We're going to be hanging out
together all the time. Yes!
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What's the bad news?
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We're dead.
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Dead?
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Deany, I was having this great year, and
then I choked, and it's over.
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I feel like I'm the Cubs.
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You are going to love it up here. Yeah?
The beer's free, the band's always
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great, and you get to ride your
motorcycle without a helmet. Oh, great.
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how did you die?
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Riding my motorcycle without a helmet.
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Go and check in with that guy there.
I'll see you for dinner.
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We're at Harry Carey's table. All right,
I'll be sure to bring my liver.
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That's the other thing about up here.
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Take a welcome bag.
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Enjoy heaven.
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Take a welcome bag.
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Enjoy heaven.
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Take a welcome bag.
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Enjoy heaven.
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Take a welcome bag.
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So how did you go?
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Took a bullet saving my family. How
about you? Enjoy heaven.
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Yeah, same thing.
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Enjoy heaven.
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Take a welcome bag.
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How you doing?
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with the welcome bag.
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You think I can get two?
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Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did I win
something?
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Am I like the millionth customer?
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Apparently you've been red flagged.
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Oh, hell.
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Potentially, yes.
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Now where am I?
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God, is that you?
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Yes, God, oh.
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God, I gotta talk to you. They won't let
me into heaven.
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Can you say a few words for me? You know
a guy?
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Jim, I am the guy.
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What's this all about, then?
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Oh, I get it.
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I get it. I can't go into heaven until I
do jury duty, right?
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I need to review the merits of your
life, and if everything checks out, we'd
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happy to have you in heaven, but... Of
course, if it doesn't, then all hell
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break loose, David.
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See what I did? I came in at just the
right time. Woo -hoo!
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Uh, does, uh, hell have a gift bag?
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For you.
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Nice color.
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Jeff, Jim will be the person who loves
you most in the world. Oh, thank God. I
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mean, thank you.
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I'm here for you, Jim!
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Wait a minute, where's Cheryl?
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She loves you, but not the most.
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Andy, are you dead?
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No, no, I'm fine. God just borrowed my
soul.
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I got decades before I kick it, right,
God? We really should get started here.
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Hey, Jim, are you my case?
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will be the person who despises you
most.
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There's my girl.
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And how's that baby of mine doing?
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Tab, stop.
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You're so bad.
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How could you be with someone so evil?
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He's not that bad. I'm talking to him.
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You know, Jim, for years I've been
telling you to go to hell.
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This time it really means something.
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Come on, Ian.
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Do something. Hey, don't worry, buddy. I
got your defense all planned out.
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God, I'd like to call to the stand your
son, Jesus.
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Jesus? You can't call Jesus.
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I used his name in vain at the Super
Bowl.
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Not a problem. He forgives everybody.
Plus, I'm hoping he autographs my Bible.
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God, God, permission to smack my lawyer
in the back of the head?
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That's not exactly the sort of thing
that will get you into heaven.
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It was worth it.
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Actually, the lady goes first. Call your
witness.
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Kyle, tell us about the butler incident.
Think back.
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Will there be anything else, sir?
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Well, we may be going out later, so...
Have the car washed.
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Very good, sir.
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He made his eight -year -old son work as
his butler. Oh, come on, Dina.
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You know Kyle and I like to play Batman.
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He likes to be offered.
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Which is great, because then I'm Robin.
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Oh, sweet.
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You expect us to believe that a little
kid enjoys pretending to be a butler?
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Ooh, it's three o 'clock. God, shall I
make you some tea?
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Sure. Long Island.
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Hi, girls.
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Hiya, Dana.
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I brought you something really nice from
California.
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Objection!
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She didn't bring me back anything from
California.
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Let's talk about your dad and the pizza
man.
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Uh, that's 35 minutes.
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Pizza's free, right? Well, I'm a little
bit on time, but your house doesn't have
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any numbers.
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None of the houses on your street have
numbers.
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Damn neighborhood kids.
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Try delivering pizzas. Get the numbers
right.
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All right, he's gone. Girls, come here,
quick.
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Help me put these numbers back before
your mother gets here. Wait, but won't
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pizza get cold?
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You're right.
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Put this pizza in the oven, Alfred.
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What rules?
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If it's not delivered in 30 minutes,
it's free.
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They even call it the challenge.
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You hid your house numbers.
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That's what makes it a challenge.
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Hey, if loving pizza is a reason to send
someone to hell, send us both.
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Andy, you're not helping me here.
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Hey, Ryan.
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Hey, honey. How's my little bun in the
oven?
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Oh, he's a little devil.
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You're terrible.
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Brian, you and Jim are friends, right?
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We've met.
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Tell us about how he's evil incarnate.
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Oh, well, I wouldn't say he... Do it!
He's tried to ruin my marriage multiple
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times. Odd number anniversaries just
aren't that important.
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It is your duty to make your wife cry
every six weeks.
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Never, ever call your wife by her first
name.
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Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving?
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He even made me grow this stupid goatee
and I hate it.
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Nice job.
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Crybaby.
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Hold on a second. I can defend each and
every one of those statements.
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Okay, what's the problem with
Thanksgiving?
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Thanksgiving?
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You mean the day that we set aside each
year to give thanks for all the gifts
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that you have given?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Hey, don't worry about it. The old Andy
man's got some moves left.
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Your Honor, I'd like to call to the
stand a great man.
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Me.
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Can I do that?
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Well, it's a Hail Mary, but I can't get
enough of those.
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a little bit about your friend Jim.
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Well, he's not just my friend, he's my
best friend.
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Wouldn't you say he's your only friend?
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No, not at all. I have lots of other
friends. Like who?
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Your mom?
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Your dead father?
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The robot you built to play chess with
you? Shut up! Just shut up!
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to look for a check and make ass of a
bi...
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Objection! To what?
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To him as my lawyer!
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God, I would like to represent myself.
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Well, a man who acts as his own lawyer
has a fool for a client.
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Yeah, well, whoever said that didn't
have him as a lawyer.
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I would like to call...
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Cheryl to the stand.
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Hi, baby.
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What are they, dude?
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That's your wife?
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I know what you're thinking.
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I married the hot sister.
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Cheryl, tell everybody what a great guy
I am.
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I have the perfect story.
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I bet you have thousands of stories.
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I've got the perfect story.
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Last year, our church needed a new roof,
and Jim offered to put one on at cost.
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He did a great job, and our house of
worship, your house, was warm and dry
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again.
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That's right.
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I fix churches.
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That's the kind of guy I am.
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I'm a church fixer.
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I can't have a church fix in hell.
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Cool it, Sally.
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You say that he did a good job.
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Is the roof still there?
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Well, sadly, a few weeks later, the roof
was ripped off by a windstorm.
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Oh, really?
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Was it named Hurricane Jim?
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into heaven.
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God, can I have a sidebar with my
witness?
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I'd say that's probably a good idea.
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Carol, come here.
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You're supposed to tell a story that
emphasizes the good part of me. I
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that's what I was doing. You've got to
fudge a few details. Take a little deep
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breath. Squeeze out some tears.
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And remember, God is a guy.
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So pop a couple buttons.
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We're going to move on here. I've got a
tea time I want to make.
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I'm playing with Bob Hope. That guy's
wild.
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So, Cheryl, is there another story you'd
like to tell?
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I don't know about you, but is it me?
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Is it getting a little hot in here?
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Yes, I guess it is a little warm.
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Please continue, Cheryl.
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Okay, um...
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So, the other day, Jim was, uh,
vacuuming.
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And exactly why was I vacuuming? Uh, you
were vacuuming because we were having
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guests over.
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Orphans. Hey, come on in.
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Come on in.
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Well, well, well, what can I get you,
kid? Something to drink?
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A snack, maybe? Or maybe some parents?
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During the ventriloquist show.
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Ventriloquist show?
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One of the parents needed an emergency
tracheotomy.
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Luckily, Jim was carrying a pen.
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I'm starting to think you asked your
wife to lie to me.
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Well, in my defense, I thought she'd do
a better job.
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way to tell them how you like to moon
the neighbors.
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Oh, old lady Nelson?
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Oh, come on, she gets a thrill out of
it. I kept her alive for the last ten
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years.
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I think we heard enough.
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The guy's a bum.
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God, give him to me. Let me have him.
I'm sorry, Jim, but I think it's time
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you to go.
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Wait, God, can I ask Jim one question?
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Fine, but you're explaining this to Bob
Hope.
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Jim, think back.
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Do you remember what we fought about
last Saturday night?
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Why should I stop moaning old lady
Nelson?
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She doesn't like it.
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She still looks.
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Look, Cheryl, you know who you married.
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Stop trying to change me.
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And the fight we had the week before
that?
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Cheryl. Cheryl. It is not tax evasion
when I use a false identity.
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Come on, baby. You know who you married.
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Stop trying to change me.
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And last fall?
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Thanksgiving?
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Thanksgiving?
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Cheryl, you know who you married.
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Stop trying to change me.
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It's what you've said in every fight
we've ever had.
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And you know what, God?
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He's right.
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That's why I accept him for who he is.
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Well, then you're better than me,
Cheryl.
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I just can't, lady man. Come on, let's
go. No, no, no, no, no.
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You get your hand off him, mister.
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Ay,
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mamita.
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I did pick the wrong sister.
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Cheryl.
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Cheryl. That's okay. You try.
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And if I gotta go to hell, at least I
got to hear you say I was right one last
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time. Oh.
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You know what?
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If he's going to hell, I'm going with
him.
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What? Oh, yeah. When I get down to
Earth, I'm going to rob a bank, kick a
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and moon old lady Nelson.
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But you really do love me, don't you?
But not as much as me.
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I'm going to hell, too.
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Let's all go to hell. Yeah.
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Does hell have a welcome bag?
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Seriously? You don't want to go to hell
for Jim?
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I guess we'll be the happiest family in
hell.
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Objection! You can't have a happy family
in hell.
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Yeah, that'll ruin everything.
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I can't have him up here with me.
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Well, I guess I got no choice but to
send you back to Earth.
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Yay!
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Oh, Cheryl, thank you. Oh, honey.
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You know there's no way you're getting
to heaven without me.
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That's the reason I married you. Oh,
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Jim!
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the country for that.
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Are you all right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Thought for a second there I was a
goner.
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Yeah. It's a good thing Andy was here to
jump in front of the doctor to give you
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the Heimlich.
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You don't understand.
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I was in heaven and God was deciding
whether I should go to heaven or hell.
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Wish I'd been there. I could have told
him some stories.
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You were there.
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Everybody was there.
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It was like a trial.
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And in the end, God decided to give me a
second chance.
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Wow. So now you're going to live your
life differently and be nicer to
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And always tell the truth?
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And set a good example with acts of
kindness?
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And treat us with dignity and respect?
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And learn to treat life like the gift
that it is?
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Because you never know when it might be
your last?
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Oh, wow. We're all going, um, drink
plenty of fluids.
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No, I'm going to stay just the way I am.
Well,
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God don't want me.
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The devil won't have me the way I figure
it. If I never change.
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