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Jim, Jim, I got a real problem. I'm
missing a lot of money from my online
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account. Hold on a second. What was the
name of that guinea pig you had when you
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were a kid?
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Oh, Butterscotch.
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Like Princess Di and James Dean, you
left us too soon.
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No.
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So you think someone's hacking into your
account?
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No, no, I'm very protective, and I'm
constantly changing my passwords. Yeah,
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know you are.
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Hey, how do you spell your mother's
maiden name?
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G -H -A -F -A -R -R -Y.
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Bingo!
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What do you mean?
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Uh, you know, uh... Bingo was her name
-o.
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Dad, your delivery from Steak of the
Month Club came.
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Bingo!
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And bingo was her steak -o.
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Heard that verse?
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Jim, I would not get into business with
the steak people. Do you know they
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charge me every month for meat I don't
get?
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Hey, listen, can you do me a favor?
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I can't seem to find that little three
-digit security code in the back of my
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credit card.
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Oh, it's that little number. Here, I'll
show you on your card. Can you show me
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on yours? Because mine's in my pocket
and I don't want to stand up.
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Sure, best friend.
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No, uh...
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Not that one, the gold card.
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You know, the one with the high limit?
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High limit?
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No limit.
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That's it.
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Got it.
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Bingo!
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And bingo was the number o -
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We volunteered to build that new rec
room at the Disabled Children's Center.
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Really? That doesn't sound like me.
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I signed us up. No, you can sign you up.
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Only I can sign me up.
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And I haven't signed up for anything
ever since that kid from Africa came
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here looking for his 35 cents a day.
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Come on.
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Volunteering is the right thing to do.
For once in your life, can you just take
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the high road?
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How dare you, Cheryl.
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I'm totally offended by that.
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Name one time you've done a good deed.
I've done it dozens of times.
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Okay, you want one time? Yeah, I do. All
right. You know what?
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Here's one.
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I am an organ donor.
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Right here. There's a sticker on my
license. Fine.
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You'll do one good deed when you're
dead.
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Yeah. Yeah, and you and the children
will enjoy a hefty chunk of change from
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states.
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Jim, they don't pay you for your organs.
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Well, forget it. They didn't make that
clear at the DMV.
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You see, you see, you see, that is
exactly the problem. You can't make a
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road person out of a low road person.
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Yeah, well, down here in the low road,
we don't need to feel good.
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No, no, we don't have to be nice to
people that we don't like.
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We're not afraid to hurt people or not
report all our income.
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And I am not ashamed to say that this
whole time I've been talking, I've been
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staring at your boobs.
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I'll tell you what.
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If you come with me to the children's
center, you can stare at them all day.
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How cold will it be there?
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This should cover the cost of all the
stuff I stole from you online.
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Trust me. It'll never happen again.
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You're damn right it won't.
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I will admit, you did teach me a good
lesson about the dangers of the
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Andy, that's why I did it.
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No, sir. You won't catch this guy
banking online.
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I do it all over the phone now with a
secret password.
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Not a dime goes out unless I say,
Afghanistan, Bananastan.
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Very smart.
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I know, right?
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Jim! Get in here!
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What? I just got a call from Mrs.
Kretzer at the Children's Center.
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Fine. I'll return the wheelchair.
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Jim.
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I've never seen that look on your face
before.
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What is it?
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Ginger is very impressed with the work
you did on the rec room.
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Oh, honey, come on. I was hanging
drywall with a blind kid and a guy with
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arm. Of course I'm going to look good.
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They're honoring you with their star
volunteer award.
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They want to give it to Dad? Yeah.
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There's an awards dinner.
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Dinner? Yeah.
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With people?
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And speeches and dancing.
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Oh, Cheryl, you know what? I'd love to
go, but unfortunately that night I'm
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reading to the blind.
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And then the next night I'm going to be
smelling for the noseless.
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Jim. Really?
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We're doing ketchup and rye and
cinnamon.
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You're going.
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Yes, I am.
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Jim came with a hammer, and he left with
our hearts.
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He put up drywall, but he didn't leave a
dry eye.
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He spackled with us. Could you wrap this
up, sweetie?
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Dancing with the Stars is on in ten
minutes.
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It turns my wife on, and I just want to
be there when that happens.
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Very well.
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Jim, thank you so much. And please,
accept the center's star volunteer.
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award, as well as this oversized check
for $1 ,000.
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I can't tell you how much
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this means to me.
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I only wish there were more disabled
children in the world so I could help
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all.
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those pictures of the kids.
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I have never been so proud of you. Oh,
and you're going to be prouder of me
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you see how fast I burned through that
thousand bucks.
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Andy, I am open to suggestions, please.
Okay. Hey, hey, I saw online where
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someone's selling Vince Lombardi's hat
from when the Packers won the first two
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Super Bowls. Oh, the Packers.
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I hate them.
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Well, buy it and burn it. Perfect. You
have to give the money back to the
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charity.
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What? It's their money.
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Uh, no, Cheryl.
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Jim.
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Pay to the order of Jimmy.
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You're supposed to give the money back
all the honorees to. It's understood.
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By whom?
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Everybody. Everybody returns the money.
It's a given. No, Cheryl.
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This was a given to me.
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I'm giving it back.
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No.
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Scoreboard. Thank you.
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How can you, in good conscience, take $1
,000 from a children's center? I'm not
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taking it. They gave it to me for the
reward of a lifetime of doing good
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What good deeds?
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Cheryl, I told you I work with the
noseless.
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After ten minutes on the high road, you
took the first exit.
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Why am I surprised?
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Okay, let's get online and get you that
hat. Forget it.
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Why? You know she's never going to let
me do that.
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God, why'd you marry her? There, I
finally said it.
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You know what Cheryl's problem is? She's
been on the high road too long.
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Yeah, up there tossing her hair, waving
her hand like Miss America and giving
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her organs away for free.
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I've been sick of her for years. Say it,
Jim.
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You hate her.
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I don't hate her.
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I hate giving this check back.
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Then don't.
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Cash the check.
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You can't cash cardboard, Andy.
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But we will cash the little check. Now
you're talking. Yeah, take that.
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It'll miss perfect.
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No, no, no.
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We'll cash the check and we're going to
take Cheryl on a little trip in the
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trunk of your car.
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No.
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No. Somewhere that's particularly lovely
this time of year.
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Epcot? No.
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Graceland? No.
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Dollywood? Australia?
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Epcot? No.
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Stop it.
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We're going to take you for a trip on
the low road.
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You know, there are a lot of places to
hide a body at Epcot.
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There she is!
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Yes, what a surprise. I'm in the
kitchen.
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You know what, Cheryl? I realized that
if there was anyone in this house that
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deserved the reward for doing good, it
is you.
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Oh, honey, not now.
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The kids are home and my back is killing
me.
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No, Cheryl.
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Although I like where you're going with
that.
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No? I bought you a gift.
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Oh, Jim, nothing you can buy me would
make... Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Is that a Stéphane baton?
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Well, look whose bat just got better.
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How did you know that every woman in the
world is dying to get their hands on
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this purse?
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I didn't. I asked Annie which purse she
liked.
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Jim, a Stéphane baton is not a purse.
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It's a vessel for a woman's soul.
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No, honey, it is an overpriced, very
expensive status symbol. But you know
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You deserve it, Cheryl.
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Because you, you're good.
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You're really good, honey, you are. No,
no, I can't, no.
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It belongs to charity. You're right,
Cheryl.
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So I'm going to just take this back to
the store right now.
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Well, I could return the bag tomorrow
because I've got a
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PTA meeting tonight. I mean, there's
nothing wrong with showing it off a
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Oh, yeah, why not?
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It's only one night. One magical night.
One magical night with hand -stitched
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Italian glory.
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Come on, Stefan Baton.
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We're going to build our outfit around
you. Yes, we are. Yes, we are.
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Hi, Andy.
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Here on the Low Road Tours, we pride
ourselves on on -time departure.
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You were right, Jim. This was way better
than killing her.
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Oh, I can't wait to see Cheryl's face
when she has to return that bag.
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Because it was the right thing to do.
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I'll call mall security and see if we
can buy the surveillance tape. Oh,
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great, great. And if she's crying on it,
we'll put it on the internet.
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Then we'll make her watch it and she'll
cry again.
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You've got a lot of unresolved anger
issues from your childhood.
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You got a problem with that dad?
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I mean, Jim.
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Couldn't do it.
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Oh, couldn't do it, huh?
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Well, I guess you can't turn a high road
person into a low road person.
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Go ahead, Cheryl.
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Say it. Say what?
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Say, I'm a low road person.
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Cheryl, say it!
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I'm a low road person.
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I'm a low road gal.
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Let me make her say it. I've heard
enough. Settle down. Okay, okay, okay.
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I like it down here.
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I feel a little dirty, but I got hand
sanitizer in my new bag.
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Well, Cheryl, I'm going to make this
easy for you because I love you so much.
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I'm going to take the bag back, return
it, and take the money and give it to
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charity. Yeah, here's the thing.
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I'm keeping the bag.
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What? I'm keeping it.
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I've done charity work my whole life. I
don't have a thing to show for it.
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Cheryl, that is not fair.
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Well, Jim, down here on the low road...
We don't play fair.
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Cheryl! I have spent 19 years in this
marriage with you on my arm. It's time
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an upgrade.
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Scoreboard Cheryl!
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Whose side are you on?
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The side of breezy banter.
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Andy, we've got to get that purse back.
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Forget about it. She's going to take
that thing everywhere she goes.
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Yes.
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Yes, but I've got news for Blondie.
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There's a road even lower than the low
road.
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The gym road.
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Not your best effort.
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Highway Gym 95?
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Attaboy!
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I just want to return the purse.
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And I've told you we can't accept
returns on a bag that's been used.
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It hasn't been used, you see. I gave it
to my wife and poor thing passed away.
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Thank God she was an organ donor.
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I mean, that way, you know, I'm covered
financially.
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So, as she died, she opened the bag and
put in lip balm, almonds.
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Pictures of kids?
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Oh, no, no, that came with the bag.
248
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You're in the pictures.
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I'm a model.
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No, I've been modeling for years. One
minute, sir.
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Andy, Andy, you're supposed to be
looking out for Cheryl.
252
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Sure, sure.
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Just a heads up, though, my chest is
kind of tight.
254
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What is your problem?
255
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,580
We stopped running two hours ago, the
car was parked around a corner, and you
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took a shower.
257
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Yeah, but the mall escalator was out.
258
00:17:04,369 --> 00:17:08,369
Andy, you've got to keep an eye out.
There he is. There is the man who stole
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bag. She's coming.
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Let me help her away from the bag, sir.
261
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No, no, officer, you have to understand
that that bag is mine.
262
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I have the receipt.
263
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The receipt was in the bag when he stole
it. It's mine.
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Officer, do you know CPR?
265
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Not now. This is a crisis.
266
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,850
Listen, officer, let me explain, all
right?
267
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You see, I won an award, and I wanted to
burn Vince Lombardi's hat. But instead,
268
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I bought her a purse and gave it to her
so she couldn't keep it.
269
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I'm trying to teach my wife a lesson.
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Your wife?
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Yes, I'm married to her.
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Him, me. Come on.
273
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Jeff! Andy!
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Do something!
275
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Andy, come on!
276
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:02,100
You've got to believe me. I was just
taking her on the long road.
277
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,380
Ha! In your face!
278
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:09,480
I'm about to go on break. Do you still
want to return this? Let me ask you
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something. If this bag looked this good
on you, would you return it?
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Oh!
281
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Good enough for the both of us.
282
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Scarborough.
283
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,260
Hi, honey. I'm home.
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From jail.
285
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:52,100
Here. I brought you some delousing soap.
286
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:54,230
Careful, it burns.
287
00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:56,930
How'd you make bail?
288
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,330
Two words, Cheryl.
289
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Afghanistan, Bananastan.
290
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:04,990
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
291
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I guess I just needed some time to
figure out what my priorities are.
292
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,670
Priorities?
293
00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:12,390
It's a purse!
294
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I'm your husband!
295
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I know.
296
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,450
That's why it took so long.
297
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:22,030
Cheryl, you know what? I take you for a
little test drive on the low road.
298
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:25,610
You steal a car, knock over a liquor
store, and run me over.
299
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I'm surprised, too.
300
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:29,910
I am really good at being bad.
301
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:31,390
Yeah,
302
00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:35,350
well, that is not good for our marriage.
From now on, one of us has to be on the
303
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high road at all times.
304
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One of us?
305
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,870
Yeah, you know, you.
306
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,449
Who's that?
307
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,470
Oh, the one phone call I had. I called
that lady from the children's shelter.
308
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Hi.
309
00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:54,470
Oh, Tim, you sounded upset on the phone.
Yeah, well, I'd gotten some soap in my
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eyes. But I'm nice free.
311
00:19:57,550 --> 00:19:58,550
Oh, great.
312
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:03,810
Come on in. We called because Cheryl and
I wanted to make a donation to the
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charity.
314
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:07,270
Cheryl?
315
00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:12,590
Here.
316
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:19,450
We thought maybe you could auction it
off at the next fundraiser.
317
00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:24,520
Oh, is this a Stefan baton? I never held
a real one.
318
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,680
It's so supple.
319
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,140
I wrote, I wrote, I wrote.
320
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,840
You know what? You should be able to get
a thousand bucks for that at the
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00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,860
auction. Yeah, of course.
322
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,760
Auction it.
323
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,420
Thank you.
324
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,000
Well, I better go.
325
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,700
The children need me.
326
00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:53,810
at the next fundraiser, will you?
327
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:56,310
There is no way that I'm going to be
there.
328
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,130
Excellent.
329
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:05,110
She's going to keep my bag.
330
00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:07,870
No way in hell. If we can't have it, she
can't have it.
331
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:09,130
Back to the logo?
332
00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:11,830
Put the ski mask on. We'll jack her in
the driveway.
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