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Come on, come on, come on, come on, come
on.
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Hey, honey.
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Hey.
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You stuck like that?
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Yeah, kind of.
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See, an hour ago, the Cubs were losing,
and I put my foot on the table, and
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Ramirez hit a home run.
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Then 20 minutes later, I put my hand on
the chair to balance myself.
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Derek Lee drives two runs in.
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Well, honey, I hope your Cubs win. Oh,
thank you, ma 'am.
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And that's a single up the middle, and
the Cubs have died the game.
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Don't move.
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And that's the ball game. Guns clear.
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Guns clear. Yes!
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We did it. We did it. We did it. We did
it. We did it. Thank you, baby.
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And game two of our doubleheader will
begin in 20 minutes.
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All right. Come on.
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But I have to go to the bathroom.
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In three hours, Kyle.
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Come on, Mom. It's just the mall.
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All the other kids are going, but no
parents are going. You're too young.
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I'm 14.
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In biblical times, 14 -year -olds were
mothers.
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why you're not going.
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God, Mom, how can you be so uncool?
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Years of practice.
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Yeah, a lot of years.
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You should hope you got this going on
when you're my age.
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No, no, it's just the mall, Jim. All the
other guys are going.
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No, no way. It's a work day.
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Axis Power of Evil 3 comes out at 10 a
.m. It's the biggest video game of the
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year. I'm going to camp out all night so
I'm first in line.
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Andy, no way you're going to do that.
You're going to sleep at work all day.
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I am 34 years old. I can make my own
decisions.
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You know, in biblical times, I'd be dead
by now.
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Andy, you wouldn't be dead, but two of
every animal would be trying to board
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you.
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is not good what are they fighting about
i don't know and i don't care ruby's
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going through one of those difficult
times that all girls go through you know
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between the ages of 14 and 80 well
aren't you gonna do something no way no
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way do you get between a daughter and a
mother fighting only thing you do is
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hose them down
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war zone here.
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Yeah, get the hose.
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Speaking of war zones, Axis Power of
Evil 3 has five customizable levels of
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multiplayer carnage.
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Forget it, Andy!
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I'll let you be Hitler.
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Stalin?
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Hugo Chavez, you like him.
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I don't like him, I just think he
dresses well.
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Now, You're not going to the mall.
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Fine.
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Ruby, this is your father. Get down here
right now. I need to talk to you.
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Hey, what the hell?
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You forced my hand, Jim, so take that.
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What does that mean?
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Oh, it's a little something I'm trying
to see if it'll catch on. And I'm
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out at the mall.
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You're going to vacuum?
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You're so funny and so easy to talk to.
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Ruby, stop trying to butter me up.
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I just wish Mom could be cool like you.
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What's on your mind, sweetheart?
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You know what's great about you, Dad?
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You just go with the flow. You don't get
all worked up about stuff.
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Yeah, that is great about me.
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I mean, you're on a list of many great
things.
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Exactly. Why can't Mom be that cool?
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Can you believe she won't let me go to
the mall because there aren't going to
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any parents around?
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That is so her.
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Totally. Totally.
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With her, everything has to be like an
epic freakout.
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Let me explain something to you, Ruby.
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Moms go through this thing called the
change, where they go from cool to
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And sometimes they get hot for no reason
at all.
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I guess there's just no way to change
her mind about this. I mean, you know.
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She's not the cool one.
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I'll talk to her for you. Oh, my God,
you would?
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Yeah.
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You're the coolest dad ever. I hope you
never go through the change.
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Well, the change is a little different
for dads.
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When they go through the change.
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They get a young girlfriend and a fast
car.
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I'll talk to your mom.
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Let me do my little gym magic.
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Oh, hey, Cheryl.
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I just got home.
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You did not.
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I saw you cowering by the door when I
was fighting with Ruby.
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I was not cowering. Oh, yeah? Why were
you holding hands with Andy?
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Because I was scared.
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Because your daughter is out of control.
Okay, now wait a minute. I just talked
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to her, all right?
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Oh, yeah? Yeah. And you know what?
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Possibly the small thing, you could
relax a little bit.
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Relax?
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Not relax. Not that word.
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Or calm down.
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Any of those words that you hate. Not
that.
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Okay. What did Ruby say to you?
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Nothing. Huh?
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Nothing at all.
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It's just that...
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You know, her friends are going. The
mall's a safe place. You don't need an
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freakout here.
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Epic freakout, Jim? Yeah. What, did Ruby
write down the exact words she wanted
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you to say to me?
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No, Cheryl.
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Huh? You know, just maybe I know how to
talk to kids.
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Oh. Yeah.
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And it turns out that I might be just a
little cooler than you.
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You're cooler than me.
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That's what I've been told.
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Yeah.
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By who?
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People.
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My peeps.
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Your peeps? My peeps. They're out there.
Just ask them.
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You know what I'm going to ask? I'm
going to ask Ruby.
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Because she's working you like a hand
puppet, and you don't even know it.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Well... What is that?
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Look who's not so cool now.
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freak out i guess that means i can't go
i guess mom's the boss hold
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it she is not the boss she is middle
management i am the ceo the cfo
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the mvp and the ayatollah of rock and
roller daddy what are you saying i am
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saying you're going to the
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I'll just tell your mom I'm taking you
to your friend's house to study.
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And then us cool people will have a cool
secret.
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Are you cool with that?
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Totally.
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All right. Just so I know what I'm
talking about here.
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Just the mall, right?
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Yes. Are there going to be any boys
there?
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Probably.
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Any drugs?
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I have no idea.
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Okay. As long as I've asked the tough
questions.
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Where Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez
addressed the United Nations.
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What was he wearing? What was he
wearing?
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Hey, my beautiful young doll.
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Did he have fun?
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Yeah, it was awesome.
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Were there boys there?
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Yeah.
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Any drugs?
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No. Yes.
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Thank you for making your old man look
so good. I knew I was right to trust
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Thanks for believing in me, Dad. Aw,
baby.
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Me and my friends were talking, and you
got voted second coolest dad.
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Aw, baby, thanks.
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Wait a minute.
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Second?
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I let you roam around a mall infested
with boys and drugs, and I'm second?
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Number two's good.
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Come on, what do I got to do to be
number one?
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I mean, I'm already in a band.
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Aaron's dad lets her drive his car
sometimes.
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All right.
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Hands at ten and two.
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Very good.
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Okay, now, just give it a little gas.
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This is so cool.
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Epically cool?
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Epically cool would be if I could drive
without you in the car.
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I think I'm good with just regular cool.
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Can I do donuts?
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No.
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How about a bootlegger's turn with the e
-brake?
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I don't even know what that is.
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How about I scare that nerd?
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As long as you got your seatbelt on.
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Ten and two. Ten and two.
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It was.
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All right, listen.
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This stays between you and me, right?
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Got it. All right, because believe me,
if your mom's not cool enough to let you
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go to the mall, she's not cool enough to
let you drive at night, underage,
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without a license.
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But hey, we're not drinking.
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And you finished all your homework.
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Most of it. Yes!
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Most of your homework.
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Can I borrow it?
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Go to the mall and get your own.
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Oh, hell no.
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No, no, no. Three days ago, some maniacs
tried to run me down. I think they were
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on drugs.
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So, Jim, when are you going to tell me?
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Right now.
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I love you, Cheryl.
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You backed into my van with your truck.
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I didn't know I did that.
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Was I hurt?
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Oh.
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Jim, how many times have I warned you
about backing out of the garage without
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looking? I always look.
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No, you don't. You're always messing
with the radio or putting sugar in your
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coffee. Or plucking nose hairs. I've
seen it.
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You know, all I hear are accusations. I
see no hard evidence.
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Okay. There's a dent in the back of your
truck that exactly matches a dent in
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the front of my van.
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That's pretty good evidence.
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And I'm guessing your truck didn't drive
itself.
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Oh, I see.
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So you didn't do it.
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And no one else in this family has a
license.
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Right.
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So I guess logically, then, it would be
me.
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Jim. Can't believe you'd do that to a
member of your own family.
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Kyle, look, Santa Claus.
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Afternoon.
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Wait.
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Tony, you have something to say to me?
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Yeah.
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We're out of apple juice.
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I can't believe you're leaving me
hanging with your accident.
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My accident? There's plenty of hard
evidence that it's your accident.
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Knock it off.
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Sit down.
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Now, I know you backed my truck into
Mom's van.
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I wanted to practice driving.
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You and Mom went for a walk, and the
keys were just sitting there. Look.
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Mistakes were made.
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Yeah, I think having you might have been
one of them.
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Now, you've got to come clean, and
you've got to tell your mom everything.
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Everything? Yes, everything.
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Can I back your truck into her van? Yes.
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Because you let me drive the truck the
other night?
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Hold on, Missy.
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I know what you're trying to do here,
and it's not working.
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Oh, really? Yes, really.
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cool dad but i didn't feel cool at all
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oh
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wow you know a father looks forward to
those
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moments in his daughter's life the first
words the first steps not the first
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blackmail well here's one for your photo
album an 11th grader is having a party
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Saturday night, and guess who's decided
she's going?
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You're kidding me.
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Nope. And you're driving me.
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What?
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Unless you want me to go talk to Mom.
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What, have you lost your mind?
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Oh, Jim.
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Jim!
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You got me handcuffed, girl.
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Nice job.
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Makes you feel any better?
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I feel really bad jacking you up like
this.
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That is a lie.
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Wow, look at that.
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You're so cool you can recognize that
I'm lying to you.
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Ruby!
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And I'll text you with the address of
your new foster home.
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Perhaps you've forgotten.
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I've got you handcuffed.
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Yeah, you know, I was thinking about
that.
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You do have me handcuffed.
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And now, I have you handcuffed. You
can't do that to me! Yes, I can!
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Oh my gosh, Ruby. I'll just talk to
Zach. He was totally asking about you.
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That is totally epically awesome!
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Let's go see if Zach wants to dance.
Josh, do you really think Zach wants to
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dance? Totally.
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Totally? Let's go dance, baby. Come on,
let's go dance.
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Could you guys give me a second? I need
to pay my cab driver.
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Do I look like a cab driver?
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Take me home.
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Take you home? What do you want to go
now for? We just got here. I'm not going
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to let you embarrass me in front of all
my friends. How can I embarrass you,
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Ruby? I'm the second coolest dad going.
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Come on. Let's dance.
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Wow.
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Start talking.
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Do I have to?
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Unless you want to be handcuffed to me
at the prom, start talking.
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Oh, come on, Ruby. You're a good kid. I
don't know why you're acting like this
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all of a sudden.
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Because lately, Mom won't let me do
anything.
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And I'm not a little kid anymore.
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That's true.
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You lie like an adult.
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And you blackmail like the Russian mob.
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I wasn't totally making it up.
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You are kind of the cool one.
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I just mean I can talk to you.
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And that's the kind of reward I get for
being cool?
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You take advantage of me?
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I know.
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I shouldn't have done that.
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But it was so easy.
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Oh.
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Well, you know, it's my fault too.
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I mean, I shouldn't have lied to your
mother for you.
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I know.
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I mean, it's wrong, it doesn't help, and
how the hell are you going to learn to
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lie for yourself?
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What am I supposed to do?
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You want my advice?
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Leave me the hell out of it.
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I mean, come on, face it.
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I've got to take your mom's side on
these things, Ruby.
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Why?
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We're a team.
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And when you leave the house, you're not
going to take half my stuff.
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Great. Be prepared for a lot of
screaming then.
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Ruby, if things get bad, I'll be there
for you.
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I mean, I can't do anything or help you,
but I'll be there for you.
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I'm never going to fight with my
daughter.
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All right.
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Wait until she takes your car without
permission and crashes into your other
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car. All I'm hearing is I've got two
cars.
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Honey, you just gotta give it some time.
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Trust me.
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You and your mom will work things out.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You are cool.
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Yeah.
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Hey!
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What the hell was that?
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Oh my God, you hit Mom's car!
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We need to talk.
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Okay.
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The thing is, we can't... Ruby, let me
handle this. Why don't you go upstairs
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and hit the sack?
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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That was unexpected.
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You know, Cheryl, maybe I don't say this
enough, but...
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You're a good mother.
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Even more unexpected.
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You know, Cheryl, I need to talk to you
about your car.
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I am just tired of hiding the truth.
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Well, Jim, I am very happy to hear that.
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I didn't hit it.
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And he did.
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Both times.
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What do you mean both times?
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Well, again tonight.
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Really? Yes.
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Oh, my God. And to think I felt so bad
for him when he almost got run over at
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the mall.
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He makes those stories up. I think he's
on drugs. Oh, my God.
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