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So, honey, when you're done in the
kitchen, would you mind lifting up the
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in the living room and buffing the
hardwood floors in there?
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This is a floor waxer? Yeah.
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Oh, I thought it was a mini Zamboni.
We're going to make an ice drink out in
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backyard.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Ooh, we waxing the floor for the cake
party?
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What? Nothing, nothing, Andy. Go home.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait
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a minute. What did he say? Nothing,
nothing. He's been drinking. Ooh, smell
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bourbon? No way. I brushed my teeth.
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Freeze right there, both of you.
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I thought I heard the P word.
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I thought you were going to T -E -L -L
space H -I -M. I didn't have a C -H -A
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-C -E.
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I don't care what you spell. I heard the
word party.
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Okay, honey, honey. Give me a chance to
explain.
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You see what I'm doing, Cheryl?
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You see how I'm gazing off into space?
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What am I doing, Cheryl?
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Checking your files. I'm checking my
files.
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And I don't see a party request form.
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I told you to file the forms.
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I was really looking forward to this
party, and now this jerk is going to
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it. See you, buddy.
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Come on. Okay, Jim, here's the thing.
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I'm having some people over on Saturday,
but I wouldn't really call it a party.
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What would you call it?
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A meeting of my cake decorating society.
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All right.
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And her husband. Oh, come on, Cheryl.
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You know I don't like parties. You know
I don't like people.
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And people at parties don't like me.
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Oh, honey, I like having people over. I
think it's fun.
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Fun.
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Was it fun in your birthday party,
Cheryl?
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Yeah!
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Okay.
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We're done here.
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Everybody out.
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Was it fun christening the twins?
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Okay. We're done here.
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Everybody out.
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I know, but... Was it fun at your game
night?
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Okay, we're done here. Everybody out.
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Tim, it's one night.
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It's cake and it's drinks and it's
really important to me. You know what's
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important to me, Cheryl?
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Filing the proper paperwork.
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But that's not as important as making me
happy, right?
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I don't know. Let me check the files.
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Well, can't find it in the files.
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Checking the W for wedding vows?
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Oh, I must have lost it in the fire.
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L for loving acts of kindness.
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Not there.
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H for half your stuff.
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There it is.
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Oh, baby.
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That's always smart.
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Before we start to review the
instructions. Chapter one. So you bought
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a new waxer. Chapter two. Jim turns it
on.
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your new waxer.
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Hey, buddy.
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How's your back?
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Cheryl said you were at the emergency
room for a couple hours.
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Thought maybe you could use a hug.
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So, say hi to Get Better Bear.
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Well, hello, Get Better Bear.
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Uh, Jim, are you okay?
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Mr. Bear, would you like some honey?
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I don't think we have any, but we got
lots of sugar.
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Uh, let me guess. Pain pills?
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Oh, don't mind if I do.
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Pain pills your dad's taking are making
him feel pretty good.
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So if you have any bad news, now's the
time.
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I quit baseball and never told you.
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That's okay, son. I never paid the
league fees.
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Sometimes I steal money from Mommy's
purse.
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to say before this thing wears off.
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Uh, Jim, a while ago, I rented a car on
the company credit card so I could take
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a girl on a date.
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That's great.
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I also rented the date.
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It's okay, Andy.
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It's only money.
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And I want you to be happy.
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I was thinking about my cake party, and
I was thinking maybe because you're
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hurt, I should postpone it.
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Why, honey? It's so important to you.
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Yeah, but maybe I should just cut down
the guest list.
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No.
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I think you should add to it.
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Really? Who?
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look some sugar for Mr.
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Bear.
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Ah, there's my buddy.
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Who's with his buddy.
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Hey, um, just a quick heads up. I'm
going to be playing golf Thursday
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so I'm going to be a little late to
work.
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I'll be in around noon on Monday.
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That is totally unacceptable.
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Oh, uh, no, I just thought that... Andy,
Andy, please, I am watching the game
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right now.
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What happened to you? Oh, come on, rap!
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That's the worst call I've ever... Oh,
my God, get better there!
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Let me guess, you're off the pain meds?
You're damn right I am. Why?
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Because I don't need them anymore.
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I'm not in pain.
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Why? You seem like you might be in pain.
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Geez, fine.
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I don't know why you're upset at me when
Kyle quit baseball and Ruby's stealing
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from Cheryl.
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I shouldn't, but I might.
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I want to, but I won't.
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just right.
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Well, here it is. The Sears Tower in
cake.
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What do you think?
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In a word, no.
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What? As an architect, may I point out
that the scale's completely off.
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The detail is horrendous, and it's
missing its trademark radio towers.
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I'll let you look at the knife. Oh,
hooray.
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Oh, Cheryl.
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Cheryl.
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I spotted this flower on my walk.
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It reminded me of you.
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Aw.
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It looks beautiful.
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It smells great.
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And it makes me happy when I look at it.
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Well, I was cheerful.
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What got into you?
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Is that the Sears Tower?
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Yeah. What a great likeness.
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Sucky cake, sucky cake.
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It's completely edible, even if the
security guard made it out of Marzipan.
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If you'll excuse me, I need to spend
some time with my kids.
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And then I'm going to clip the hair out
of my ear.
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Then taking his pain pills.
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Oh, really?
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Uh -huh. Well, maybe someone refilled
his prescription.
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What did you do?
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Nothing.
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You did something.
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Okay, I did do something.
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Something wonderful.
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Andy, you drugged him.
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Cheryl, drugged is such a terrible word.
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I medicated him.
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How could you do that?
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he was being a jerk.
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So, you know, some pills accidentally
found their way into his soda.
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Yesterday.
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And again today.
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Andy, that is dangerous and immoral.
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You can't give painkillers to someone
when they're not in pain.
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Sure. He tore the head off a defenseless
get -better bear.
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And, by the way, he's stealing money
from your purse.
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Ugh, so does Ruby.
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You're right. You're right. I mean,
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what's the big deal if he's not in a
good mood for your cake decorating
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No, no, no. Your guests will have a
great time from the moment they enter
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five minutes later when Jim yells at
them to leave.
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I can't give him painkillers?
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He's not even hurt?
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Well, then maybe we should hurt him.
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Okay, we're going to ask Jim to take
this cake box out to the fridge in the
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garage.
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Okay.
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The weight of the cinder blocks will
throw him off balance and he'll hurt his
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back.
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He'll be in so much pain he'll have to
take another pill.
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This is so much nicer than drugging him
for no reason.
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So when do we do it? When the other pill
wears off.
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Okay. Hey!
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Where's your remote?
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Who hid my remote?
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Oh. Oh.
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I found it. I'm sitting on it.
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I think it's time.
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Let me know how it goes.
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Well, where are you going?
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I can't be a part of this.
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Well, no. You thought of it. We're
calling it Cheryl Cinderblast.
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This is not a remote. This is a cell
phone.
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I press channel six and call my mother.
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Hey, I'm really glad you're here.
Listen, Cheryl would like you to take
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cake box out to the garage refrigerator.
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Why don't you take it?
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Yeah, because she wants you to take it.
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Well, I'm not telling you to take it.
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No, she told me to tell you to take it.
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Well, what does it matter who takes it?
Would you just take it?
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You're quite strong.
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You get the door for me?
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Why don't you get the door? Why do I
have to get the door?
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Fine. Take the cake. Fine.
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As long as you tell me what's going on
here. Oh, the pain, the pain.
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Relief is right here.
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What's with the cinder block?
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Ah, it's a new kind of cake. I don't
expect it'll catch on.
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No, no, no. Okay, Cheryl. Cheryl's
trying to hurt you.
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Why? She wants you to have to take pain
pills so you're not a jerk at the party.
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Her words, not mine.
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Andy, did you have anything to do with
this?
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Yes, yes, I did.
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I was in on it from the beginning. I
even helped name the plan.
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Andy, thank you for being honest.
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Oh!
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What'd you do that for?
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Because I'm a jerk without my pain
pills.
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She wants me hopped up on pills, does
she?
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Well then, you know what?
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I'm going to be hopped up on pills.
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And you know what? I'm going to have
nice, minty, fresh breath.
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I tripped coming up the steps.
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My husband hurt his back. He's been
taking some pain pills. Oh, yeah, about
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that, Cheryl.
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They're not really working, so I took a
couple more.
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What? How many?
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I don't know.
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Two?
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Four?
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You took too many. No, I just took like
this and put my hand like that. And I
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went like this.
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Jim, Jim, that is really, really bad.
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Jill, look at that.
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Wow.
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I know this one.
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This is that building in Washington.
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that even without pain pills, I'm a
pleasant guy.
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Okay, we're done here. Everybody out.
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Well, Cheryl, as usual, I've done some
of my best thinking in the shower.
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And I have decided not to press charges.
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As long as your apology is sincere and
at least five minutes long.
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I'm supposed to apologize to you? Wait,
wait, wait. Let me start the watch.
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You ruined my party and you embarrassed
me.
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You tried to drug me.
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Medicate you.
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I just didn't want another party to end
in a scene.
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Well, then don't invite me.
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Is it really that awful? Yes, Cheryl, it
is that awful. It is.
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I love you, I love the children, and I
tolerate Andy.
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That is it. I don't know why you don't
understand that. Why do you keep having
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these parties?
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I guess I just keep hoping you're going
to like the next one. Cheryl, Cheryl.
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At the wedding, what was the first thing
I said after I do?
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You turned to my father and you said,
take that, she's mine now.
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After that, after that.
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You said, can we skip the reception?
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See?
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I may be a jerk, honey, but I'm
consistent.
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All right, fine.
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For the rest of our lives, we'll never
go to another party.
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Thank you.
255
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I think that's the first fight I've ever
won.
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Wait, let me check my files.
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Yep, first one.
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Yes, Kim, you won. I did.
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So no more kids' birthday parties? Oh,
we can have kids' birthdays.
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No Thanksgiving or Christmas?
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Honey, those are holidays.
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We have turkey.
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That's different.
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Super Bowl?
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I invite a couple friends over.
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How about when you get a new grill?
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Oh, I love barbecues.
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Barbecues aren't parties.
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Yes, they are.
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We just don't call them that.
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Really? Yes.
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00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,280
Well, then maybe it's possible I just
don't like Meredith and Murph.
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Fine. They are dead to me. Kyle can get
a new godmother.
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But I still win, right?
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You totally win.
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You told me what's what, and I backed
down.
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Damn right.
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Now, you file a proper paperwork, and
I'll consider this fight
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over.
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You know, I think I have the proper
paperwork right here.
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Think I'd like that in triplicate,
please?
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