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Hi, girls.
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Hi, Dad.
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Dad,
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stop trying to get on America's Funniest
Home Videos.
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I need that $10 ,000. Five grand each
for your college fund.
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Sorry, Kyle.
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Oh,
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your Uncle Andy's coming.
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Demon Boy, back in the closet.
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What's with the camera?
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We're doing a school project on morbid
obesity.
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So just act natural.
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Hi, hilarious.
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You know, girls, we share some DNA.
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Odds are one of you two gets these
thighs.
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Hand me my candy.
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Oh, baby.
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Come on, girls. It's $10 ,000.
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They don't just give it away.
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But I like the effort.
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You know what? When your mommy comes
back from visiting Aunt Dana, we'll try
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fake dog poop in the bed.
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I don't have a dog.
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You have a brother.
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Scat!
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Jim, Jim.
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Oh, I gotta talk to you.
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This is big news. Major life decision
here.
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So I should mute Wheel of Fortune?
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Yes, please.
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What? I'm going to propose to Emily. I'm
going to ask her to marry me. Bad move.
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So, what do you think? Worst idea of
your life.
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So, you're on the fence?
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Disaster, train wreck, car crash.
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Don't do it.
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Oh, Guns of Navarone. Got it. To waste
my time, C -Shack.
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I don't get it, Jim. I love Emily. She
loves me. I've been carrying around a
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ring for weeks looking for the right
moment.
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Andy, trust me, I am a great reader of
people.
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Emily is not ready.
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Well, I am. No, Andy, you are a
desperate, lonely man who doesn't want
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alone.
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Desperate, lonely people can get
married, too. Yeah, but if you ask her
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soon, you're going to blow it.
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Remember the time you proposed to that
woman on the plane?
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We had a connection. She gave me
peanuts.
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Andy, she was the flight attendant.
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You think you have a connection with
everybody? You think you even connect to
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women at red lights?
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Oh, remember that one? She really gave
me the eye.
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She was a cop and you were drinking.
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When she patted me down, she lingered.
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Jim, Jim, no, I'm telling you, Emily is
the one.
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I really want her to be my wife. Well,
then don't propose to her too early.
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Otherwise, you're going to blow it.
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You're going to lose her. You know, you
only get one shot at this, Andy.
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Okay, okay.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Good, good, good.
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Don't rush things. Oh, yeah.
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And what did you buy the ring?
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Oh, it's an antique that belonged to my
grandmother.
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Mom overnighted it when she heard I had
a second date with Emily.
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Andy, you ready to go shopping?
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My Andy man needs new undie pants.
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Oh,
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going underwear shopping, huh? Well,
elastic has a shelf life. I mean, I've
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fallen out of the hammock once or twice.
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Oh, honey, bat in the cave.
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Oh, dear.
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No, I got it. I got it.
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Okay,
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blow.
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Other side.
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Big finish.
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That is the sweetest, most disgusting
thing I've ever seen in my life.
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Andy, you got a minute?
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I'd like to talk to you in the kitchen.
Yeah.
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Oh, one second.
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Well,
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Andy.
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You have to propose to that woman.
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What? Yeah.
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She's ready. She's practically begging.
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You just told me it was too soon.
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I didn't know all the facts.
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know about the nose blowing and
underwear buying?
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I mean, if you want me to help you, I
gotta know this information.
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I didn't think it was relevant. It's
nothing. It's like when she trims my
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eyebrows.
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She's trimming your eyebrows?
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How long has this been going on?
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Six weeks.
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Andy, six weeks.
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Andy. Andy, do I offend you?
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Have I offended you? You cut me out of
your life like this?
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She's been trimming your eyebrows for
six weeks. She's... My God.
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I think it's too late.
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Too late? Too late for what? To propose
to her.
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Well, you've been ignoring her signals
for so long. She's probably tired of it.
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You know what?
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I bet she's on to the next man.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, I'm going to lose
her. I'm going to lose her. Not if you
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propose to her this very minute. Really?
Yes, trust me. I'm a great reader of
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people. But that's not true, Jim.
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You're not a great reader of people.
You're just louder than everyone else.
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Andy!
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Okay, just listen to me.
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Okay?
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I don't want to scare you.
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But this is your very last shot at
happiness ever.
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Oh, my God.
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So now get in there and propose to that
woman and make her your wife. Okay.
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Now I really do need new underpants.
Come on.
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Honey, I just need to hit the bathroom
and then we can go. There's no time for
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this. Oh, but I really do need to...
This can't wait.
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I have something very important to ask
you. Jim has something very important to
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ask you.
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Emily,
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I love you.
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Put this ring on your finger and say
you'll be my wife.
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Oh, my God.
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You're the only woman for me.
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Yeah, I want you to blow my nose and
trim my eyebrows forever.
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Yes. Yes, you'll marry me or yes, you'll
blow my nose.
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Yes, I'll marry you and I'll blow your
nose and I'll trim your eyebrows and
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pluck your back hair.
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But right now I'm about to pee my pants.
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I've wanted to hear those words for so
long.
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Thank you, Jim.
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Thank you for guiding me.
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Actually, you're making a big mistake.
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A mistake?
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You just told me she was ready.
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And, and she said yes.
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Andy, trust me. I'm a great reader of
people.
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Emily was not excited about getting
married. When a woman is excited, she
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like this.
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Yes, yes, oh my God, oh my God.
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Yeah, that's not her style.
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Yeah. She's a 40 -year -old woman with
two kids. She should be doing naked
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cartwheels.
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I'm telling you, man.
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There's my guy. There's my girl.
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Wash your hands? Yes.
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With soap and hot water? Yeah. Then come
here.
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Oh, let's go out tonight and celebrate,
huh? This is the first night of the rest
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of our lives.
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Tonight's a bad night for me. Oh,
really?
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Why?
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I have a business meeting.
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With whom?
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A friend of mine.
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Let's make tomorrow the first night of
the rest of our lives.
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Okay, yeah, we'll start tomorrow. That's
what I do with my diet.
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Yeah, those always work.
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Okay, laters.
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Ooh, I almost forgot my ring.
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Uh, Emily.
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Oh, don't forget to wash my fingers
before I put it on.
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You're going to make such a good wife.
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Too bad I really liked her, too.
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What is wrong with you?
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Nothing wrong with me. It's her.
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All the signals are wrong.
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What about this dinner thing? No, no. I
think she wants out. Can I be happy for
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five seconds, please?
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Fine.
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She's probably seen somebody else. Damn
it!
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Hey, listen. You want to know the truth?
Let's just follow her to dinner and
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find out the truth. No!
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Absolutely not. I love her. I trust her.
I asked her to marry me. She said yes.
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I don't need to know anything more.
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Andy, if you trust her...
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Or passwords or emails? Come on, you
want to check something?
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You know what?
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Oh, excuse me.
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Can you get the people to turn the music
down? I'm having trouble eavesdropping
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on my friends.
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Turn up your hearing aid, Gramps.
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much I care about you.
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I know you do.
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And I care about you.
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God, you look great.
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Thanks.
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Jerry. Yeah.
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I really, really want to do this.
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Let's not wait another second.
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Really?
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Right here in the restaurant? Don't you
want a little privacy?
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I suppose we could go back to my place.
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you're cheating on Andy with this guy.
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I'm not cheating on Andy with Jerry. I'm
technically cheating on Jerry with
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Andy. Who's Andy? Who are you?
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This is my husband. He owns the place.
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You mean ex -husband?
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Um, no.
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This is very complicated.
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I suppose we should just order.
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and I separated two years ago, but I'm
not actually technically legally
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divorced. And then I met Andy and I
really liked him and kind of sort of
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lied about being actually technically
legally divorced.
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So doesn't that make you kind of legally
technically skanky?
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I know it looks bad, but I'm here
tonight to finally make Jerry sign the
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papers. Well, then what's stopping you?
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I don't like to hurt people's feelings,
and he's going to cry.
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Cry? So what?
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Oh, it's not just crying. It's sobbing,
convulsing, can't catch your breath. I
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might throw up weeping.
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Look, he just needs a man to talk to.
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He'll be fine. Trust me. I'm a great
reader of people.
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Why don't you just sign and date her
right here?
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Listen,
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I can tell that you're upset, man.
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Take those away!
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Listen, listen, you are a man. You've
got to start acting like one.
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celebrate. We could have some fries,
maybe a shrimp basket. That's right.
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I should be more of a man.
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I need to talk to you. I need to speak
to you. And I need to speak to you. And
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need to speak to you. I would like to
speak to you first. I'd like to speak to
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Emily first.
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And then I'd like to speak to you, then
Emily, then you again. I can go first or
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third, but I can't go second.
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Everything okay? Yeah, great!
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Fine, fine. You okay?
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Oh, I'm terrific.
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Hey,
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why don't you wait in the kitchen? Why
the kitchen? You want a beer.
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Oh, you're right. I do want a beer.
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Everything's better when you're engaged.
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Emily, we got a problem.
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I talked to Jerry for hours and I
couldn't get him to sign it. Oh, poo.
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Poo?
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Poo, you are engaged and married.
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I think it warrants more than that and
maybe a crap or a holy crap.
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Emily, you have got to tell Andy about
this. Oh, but that would crush him and I
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don't want to hurt his feelings.
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Look, either you tell him or I'm going
to tell him. And Jerry said you owe him
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$1 ,200 for that screen.
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Sheriff, it's not my turn to speak. I
can't wait any longer. Emily, I have
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tickets on the next flight to Vegas.
Let's get married.
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Oh, yeah, Emily, what do you say to
making Andy your one and only husband?
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I say I can't wait to get married.
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Let's go.
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You know what? You two deserve each
other. Oh, he's right. He's a great
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of people.
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tracked you down. Is this him?
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Well, you're a little bigger than I
thought you'd be.
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Stay away from my wife!
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Who the hell is your wife?
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I am.
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This is Jerry, my not -quite -ex
-husband.
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Oh, my God.
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You're not divorced?
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I'm shocked, Emily.
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What do you mean you're not divorced?
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Not actually technically, legally, but
emotionally, there's nothing between us.
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Nothing but my heart and soul.
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I love you.
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you guys are in this mess is because
Emily here is afraid to hurt people's
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feelings.
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And thank the Lord that he put me on
this earth.
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It's true. It's his gift.
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Andy and Emily are engaged.
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She does not love you.
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And you are not leaving this house until
you sign those divorce papers.
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And Andy and Emily have agreed to split
the $1 ,200.
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Is this true, Emily?
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You're engaged?
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Yes.
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I love him and I want to marry him.
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What happens to me?
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I don't give a poo what happens to you.
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Look, Emily, we're adults here.
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Enough with the poo.
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I don't give a holy crap what happens to
you.
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Please sign these papers so I can get on
with my life.
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Okay.
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I guess I have to accept that.
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That's it? No crying?
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No.
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I'm a man, and it's about time I started
acting like one.
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I'm very happy for you two.
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Gee,
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did you let that one go?
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Thanks, Jim.
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So it's settled. We're getting married.
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Whoa. Oh, man. Hold on.
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A lot has just dropped in my lap here.
Could I have five seconds to process the
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fact that you're still married and you
lied to me?
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Fine.
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Okay, Vegas, here we come.
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What do you say? Bet Midler, then
marriage?
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What are you, too, crazy?
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Oh, Jim's right. Marriage, then Midler.
You build to Midler.
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Yes, let's go. Let's go.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Bad move.
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Would you stop saying that? I'm going to
kill you.
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Listen, I can tell.
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She wants to have a real wedding. She
doesn't want to go to Vegas.
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Really?
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Jim's right.
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Jerry and I got married in Vegas.
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See?
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And Carl, my first husband.
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Carl?
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Carl?
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I didn't see that coming.
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And I'm a good reader of people.
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I never heard about Carl!
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