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Hey, what are you doing out here? We're
supposed to watch the game.
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And why do I detect the faint smell of
gasoline in the air?
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Snow removal's a racket.
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Snow blowers are expensive.
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So, I put gas on the walkway.
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I don't follow, Jim. Well, I figure,
light it on fire, fire melts snow, snow
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makes water, water puts out fire, Jim
gets beer.
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Jim gets to watch the game.
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Oh, I like it.
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Hey, if Jim's flamethrower snowblower
works, we could sell it to the city for
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snow removal all over town.
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My God, Andy, we'd be rich.
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Hey, we could buy a snowblower.
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I'd like that sucker up.
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Okay, science, do your stuff.
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Sorry, Jim. I don't think it's going to
do anything. Whoa, look at that!
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It's working!
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What was that to neighbor's cat?
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Fluffy!
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Fluffy, run! Fluffy, run!
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No, no, no, don't run! Stop, drop, and
roll! Stop, drop, and roll!
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Run! But not under my car!
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Fluffy!
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Oh, Fluffy!
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You broke my car!
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At least the walkway is completely
clear.
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Oh,
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Fluffy!
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He's completely fine.
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A Christmas miracle.
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or that's the best we ever sounded.
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Oh, well, I have been practicing. Did
you guys check out my awesome new riff?
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You know, it's not funny when you guys
unplug my keyboard.
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Yes, it is.
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Daddy, guess what? You're never going to
believe this. What happened? Is
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somebody bleeding? Is Gracie hurt?
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I'm Gracie. Right, right, right. There
was a contest, and we entered a CD of
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your band.
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This band?
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Jamie McFame is doing a benefit concert
here in Chicago.
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And you're her backup band and we get to
meet her.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jamie McFame.
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Who the hell is Jamie McFame? What is
wrong with you?
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I think she's some singer who does dumb
kids movies. Dumb kids movies?
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All right, look, I'm not going to play
for some crummy kid.
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Some crummy kid?
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Video games? A cookbook, Jim Herfield,
Marsala.
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No. All right, this is a serious blues
band.
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We're now going to back up some lip
-syncing bubblegum pop star.
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I told you, a rich man like Daddy
doesn't care about $1 ,000.
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$1 ,000.
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All right, get out of here. We need to
practice.
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One, two, three.
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No sawdust on the floor, the waitresses
are cute, and it doesn't smell like
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puke. Hey, look.
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Jamie McFame and friends.
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We're the friends! We're the friends!
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There you are. Hi, I'm Sheila, Jamie's
manager.
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Oh, hi.
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You must be, um, Daddy and his creepy
buddy.
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Well, I'm Daddy, and the band name is
what my daughters put on the form.
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Unless you're looking for creepy.
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Because we can do creepy.
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Hey, guys. Look, it's my new band.
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What's with the camera?
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Jamie shoots a daily... Video diary for
a website. For $9 .95 a month, it's like
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you're on tour with her. I was right
there when she met the Des Moines
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of Commerce.
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Hi, guys.
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I'm Jamie. Hi. Are you going to help me
rock this place tomorrow night?
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We sure are, Jamie. You know, as U .S.
Americans... Cut!
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ask you a question on camera, you smile
and say yes.
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Well, I was just trying to... Trying to
what? Annoy me?
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You two, stand on my island.
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Dude, get a haircut.
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You... smell like sausage.
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Sheila! I'll be in my dressing room.
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Yes, Jamie.
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And I want them in costume.
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Believe that?
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I know.
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We get to work!
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Jamie's audience expect to hear the
songs exactly as they are on the CD.
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We McFamiacs are a demanding bunch.
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All right, well, let's just do the song
again.
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Not till you apologize.
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What?
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I'm sorry, Jamie. Please forgive me.
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Nothing wrong.
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Do not blow this for us.
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Apologize. I'm not going to apologize
for this.
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Think of the money, Jim.
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Gracie. Me.
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Hey, look.
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I didn't mean to upset you.
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And?
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And it won't happen again.
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Because?
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Because you're the star and we're the
band.
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Except when?
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Except...
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with this, Jamie.
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Then just say, I'm sorry, Jamie. It was
all my fault.
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I'm... I'm out of here.
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It's really hard to take you seriously
when you're wearing a belt made out of
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candy.
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Oh, my gosh. That is so awesome.
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That makes you Gregory Great.
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This is the greatest week ever. We
invited all of our friends to the
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It's like the rest of our lives are
going to be totally better because of
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Um, girls, I think there's been a slight
change of plans.
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What did you do?
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Jamie McFame and I had a little creative
difference.
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And the band isn't going to play the
show.
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I told you to hide his harmonica.
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Come on, she was being a little brat, so
I quit.
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You know, girls, it was the right thing
to do. You should be very proud of your
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daddy. Thank you.
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We have no daddy.
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a piece of your belt?
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Okay, here come the girls.
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When they walk by, say, I love you,
Daddy, really loud.
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I love you, Daddy, really loud.
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Should we try it again later, Daddy?
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I don't know.
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That's three times. Hasn't worked yet.
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Oh, Andy, great, great, great. Look,
when the girls come down, I want you to
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on my lap and say, ah, forget it. No,
Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. Can't you just suck
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up and apologize to Jamie McFann? No.
Please, Jim. I want to play that
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I want to be Barry Blueberry.
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I have my pride, Andy. And for the
record, Gregory Grape is way better than
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Barry Blueberry.
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Jim. It's like Jamie sings in her song.
When the cookies burn, you make more
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batter. That's what it takes to make
your life matter.
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What does it even mean?
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It means she's a nine -year -old Bob
Dylan and I want to be her friend.
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Jim. Please. No. I'll do anything. Here
comes that girl. What the hell?
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Get off of me. Not until you apologize
to Jamie McBain.
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Look, Jim, I know you're upset about the
way Jamie treated you, and I am on your
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side 100%. But... Cheryl, I am not going
to work for some out -of -control kid.
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I'm a rat.
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I'm a rat.
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She needs to be punished, Cheryl.
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Okay. But right now, the only people
being punished are your little girls.
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Right now, my little boys are being
punished.
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This concert is very important to my
daughters, and strangely enough, to my
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brother -in -law.
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Oh?
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Uh, so I'd like another chance to prove
I can be a good team player.
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And?
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And, uh, I would do anything to prove
that.
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Including, but not limited to?
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Um... Sheila, can you help me here?
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It's important to Jamie that you
apologize.
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Sorry.
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Here, what do you think?
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We don't have time to find another band.
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Good news, Jim, you can play.
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But we're not going to pay you.
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really for my girls so as long as they
can sit in the front row
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back row fine
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free back row seats are great
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I said, rich.
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You must be very rich.
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I got some of those online.
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Take a couple of these.
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Sequin headbands? What the fudge?
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Sorry we were mad at you, Daddy.
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Yeah, you're the best dad ever.
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I'm glad to hear it.
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I will savor this moment till you want
something else.
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Okay, let's go to our seats.
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You got us front row, right?
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Absolutely.
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Front row to the exit.
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And that's my cookie.
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I know.
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Would this be a good time to get one of
those sequin headbands?
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Right, later.
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I don't need a headband.
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Because I have your hairbrush!
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I'm sorry I touched your food. It won't
happen again.
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her parents she needs like the world's
longest time out actually i'm her mom
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seriously what attracted you to her
father
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the horns of the pitchfork why do you
put up with that she made 16 million
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dollars last year i don't care how much
money 16 million and you touched her
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cookies it doesn't matter how much she
makes
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No kid should act like that.
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I just wish there was someone around to
stand up to her.
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Uh, hello? You are her mother.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. The house is in
her name.
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My house is in my name. Let me take a
whack at her. Oh, I would love that.
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But make sure you really knock her out.
If you just stun her, she comes up
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biting.
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Oh, oh, you mean just talk to her? Oh,
okay.
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Yeah, but still, be careful about the
biting. Okay, okay, okay. Don't worry
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about me. Sit down, sit down.
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Okay, little girl, you are in a timeout.
You're not leaving this room until you
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apologize to your mother.
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Oh, boo -hoo.
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I'm on a timeout. You're fired.
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You know what?
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I bet you love going on that stage and
singing in front of that audience more
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than anything in the world.
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So what?
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So this.
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You're not going to do tonight's show or
any other show until you learn to show
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people respect.
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You're bluffing.
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Am I?
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Is she going to bite me?
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eyes roll back.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Jamie McFadden.
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I'm almost going to toss his breath.
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Are you going to apologize?
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No.
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I think I might play a little harmonica.
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I call this one Waiting for Jamie to
Apologize Blues.
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And?
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And I shouldn't talk to my mother like
that.
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Because?
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Because she works hard to take care of
me, and I should treat her as well as
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treats me.
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Despite any and all?
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Come here, Jamie.
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I don't care how famous you are, you're
still a nine -year -old kid.
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All right, I want you to apologize to
your mother when you give her a cookie
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a hug.
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I'm sorry, Sheila.
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Call her mom.
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Sorry, Mom.
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Okay. Now go get your jacket and have a
really good show.
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Okay, Mom.
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Wow.
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You're really a good father.
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Well, thank you, but you only think that
because you're a really bad mother.
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Oh, one more thing.
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The band doesn't have to wear these
crazy outfits, do we?
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Yeah, how about just the fat guy who
stole my brush?
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Deal.
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