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Oh, boober bottle.
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Bottle.
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Oh, thank God.
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So, how you doing?
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I'm exhausted, my back hurts, and my
life has been reduced to milk and poo
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What was it before, white wine and poo
-poo?
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Stop complaining.
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You know, I'm tired of hearing about how
I'm no fun anymore.
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Well, you're not any fun anymore.
Remember we used to kind of go at it all
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time? What happened to your spark?
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Well, I guess it's gone.
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Can you hold the baby for a second?
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Now, I'm getting some snacks here. Hold
on one second. I need you to hold the
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baby now!
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Hey,
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what's going on down here?
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Oh, Jim's just helping me get my spark
back.
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Well, he needs to be changed.
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Oh. Well, what do you expect?
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She scared me to death.
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His little mouth opens when he breathes.
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I want to go to bed.
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You'd rather go to bed early than watch
this tiny miracle?
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Unless there's some paint we can watch
dry.
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Another night, I'll never get back.
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Well, your mommy will never get tired of
looking at you.
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lovely evening. No, I think the evening
was ruined when you thought, I know,
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I'll take Jim to a musical where cats
are singing.
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You didn't even give it a chance.
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What are you talking about?
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You booed during the first song.
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I had a little logic problem.
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Cats were singing.
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It's a musical.
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You're a musical.
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Would it make more sense to you if a cat
sung it?
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You know what?
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800 people gave it a standing ovation.
They were applauding because it was over
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and they were standing because they were
excited to leave.
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So Jim didn't like cats. Who could have
possibly seen that coming?
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You know what?
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This is all your fault. If you hadn't
gotten pregnant, we'd be in the bar at
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Drake Hotel right now talking about what
a fabulous show it was and getting hit
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on by Japanese businessmen.
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You know what, Dana? This is all your
fault.
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If you didn't get pregnant, I'd be at
CBB's right now talking with Indy about
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how great the game is and flirting with
the Japanese waitresses.
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All right, you know what? You two can
find another babysitter for the next six
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musicals.
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Six musicals?
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Six more musicals? It's a series!
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Uh -huh.
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You know, we saved $10 by buying the
whole package.
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Oh!
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Oh, Cheryl.
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
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I will go to one more musical with you.
I want to go to the one that's entitled
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No Frickin' Way!
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No way am I going to six more musicals!
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Cheryl, just because Dana's got a little
baby doesn't mean you can turn me into
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your girlfriend.
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I don't want to make you into my
girlfriend.
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Yes, you do. No! You take me to
musicals. And then at halftime, you want
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gossip about all the people around.
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Intermission. Intermission, halftime, it
doesn't matter. Then you want to talk
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about it again on the way home.
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Oh, God, did you see her? Oh, her hair.
Oh, that hat.
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Come on.
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That's not me, honey. That's not me.
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It's so crazy that I want to go to a
gallery or a musical or go shopping.
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It's just crazy that you'd think I'd
want to do that with you, Cheryl.
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Just stay here with you in your cave
until Dana's kids grow up.
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You know what you need?
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You need a gay friend.
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Come on.
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No, that's what you need. Seriously, a
gay friend would be perfect for you. You
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guys could chat on the phone about
movies and book reviews, and then you
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could watch that show... Grey's Anatomy.
Grey's Anatomy.
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You could watch it together.
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That would be really great.
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Don't you think?
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Where am I going to meet a gay guy?
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At a musical.
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You know what? We should have had this
conversation at halftime.
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Intermission.
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Come on.
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What do you think?
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I can get you a gay guy.
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I can find you a gay guy. They're all
over the place.
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Oh, come on. What gay guy is going to
want to hang out with a boring suburban
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housewife? You know who thinks like
that?
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People who don't believe that cats can
sing.
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No freaking way.
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No freaking way.
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I'll find you a gay.
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You'd be so happy that I'll be dancing
like a cat.
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may not like what you... Whoa!
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Those guys are more than friends.
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Look at you two on a Friday morning.
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Hi, Gern. How are you? Hey.
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You bring by those tile samples?
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Yes, I did.
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But I don't think they can compete with
what you were just looking at.
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Totally his idea.
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Yeah. Just trying to find a way to help
my marriage.
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Sure.
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You know what? Just call me with your
tile choices.
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Personally, I think the Italian mosaic
is fantastico.
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Hey, Kurt's an interior designer. I see
where you're going. He's in a creative
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business. He might know a gay.
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Kurt!
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Kurt, maybe you can help me out.
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I'm looking for a guy to do things with
my wife that I don't want to do.
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Whoa!
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You can put an ad on Craigslist like
everybody else, okay?
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Besides, I'm gay, too.
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Two? Oh, you thought!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, no.
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That does make more sense.
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I mean, I've never gotten a gay vibe
from Jim before.
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You know what?
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Do you like musicals? Because maybe you
can help me out. My wife wants me to go
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to musicals, and I just don't want to go
to them.
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Oh, I adore musicals.
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Your wife actually thought a man like
you would enjoy them?
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Yeah.
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Women. What are you going to do with
them?
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Uh, not much.
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That's pretty good.
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Come on, Cheryl, hurry up.
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Gay guys are always on time.
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All right, all right, all right. What do
you think of outfit number eight?
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Better.
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But can you do something with the hair?
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What?
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It's just so Melrose Place.
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Okay, just calm down. Be cool, be cool,
be cool. Be cool!
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Cool, cool, cool.
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Cool.
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Hey.
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You have any trouble finding the place?
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No. The rainbow flag and the pink
balloons on your mailbox really help.
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Well, you are welcome here, sir. Please
come in.
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You must be Cheryl.
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Hi. Bert, it is so nice to meet you.
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Wow. Oh.
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I have to say, based on Jim, I was
expecting someone a little sturdier.
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Look at you. You're gorgeous.
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Oh, thank you.
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I picked out the outfit.
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I'm assuming that you haven't been to a
restaurant without a cowboy in the logo
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in some time.
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So what do you say to... I say yes. I
say yes, yes, yes, wherever it is. Take
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there. Oh, oh, and after the theater,
can we please go for cupcakes and
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There's candy.
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We are going to have
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fun tonight. Oh, I know.
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Wait, how is it that a girl like you
doesn't already have a gay friend?
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Oh, well, you know, I've got three kids
and I volunteer a lot. I figured once
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the kids were older, I'd pursue it.
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You didn't get that joke, did you? Nope.
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And tonight, I don't have to.
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All right, have a good time.
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Hey, Kurt, you bring her home after
midnight. You can keep the pink
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Okay, on the 15th, Kurt and I are going
to an art opening at the Jackson
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Gallery. Perfect. And Andy and I will
stay at home and watch the Blues
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Okay, and on the 18th, we're going to
the Arboretum for the Festival of
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That's perfect. Andy and I will stay at
home and watch the Festival of Ladies
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Volleyball.
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Great. I'm going to call Kurt and lock
in those plans.
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Be sure to say hi.
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You've got it made since Cheryl hooked
up with Kurt. Yeah, you know what?
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I should have got her a boyfriend the
day we got married.
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No, damn it! Why?
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What? What?
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The dream is dead. The dream is dead.
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What happened?
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Oh, Kurt just texted me. He's canceling
all our plans.
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up with him.
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Boyfriend? Pretty gay.
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So, I'm sorry, Jim. It looks like it's
you and me back at the musical.
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No, no, no.
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I fixed this problem. I don't want to go
back.
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Where's Kurt right now?
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Drowning in stars at Stefan B's.
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Well, maybe you don't want to fight for
your man, but I will.
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Andy, come on. We're going to a gay bar.
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Well, let me put on my special tight
pants.
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I don't like paying for my own drinks.
Oh, come on.
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Oh,
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wow.
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Look at these fancy menus, huh?
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Stefan Beef Tapas Cafe. Oh, I love
tapas. The gays have everything.
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They got 11 different kinds of martinis.
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Hey, look at this.
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One's called Pants Explosion.
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When he has to bartender how he makes a
pants explosion.
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Excuse me, sir. I was wondering... Hey,
that's not on the menu.
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Hey, there's Kurt right there.
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What are you guys doing here? Oh, Cheryl
told us you were here. She said you got
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dumped.
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And you know what?
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Maybe something will make you less
miserable.
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Like two tickets to less miserables?
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I'm too depressed to go to a musical.
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Too depressed to go to a musical? And
you call yourself gay?
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Hey, what are these?
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Oh, wasabi soy nuts. They're highly
addictive.
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Oh, my God, Jim. They're delicious.
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Yeah. That's it. I'm signing up. Hey,
guys. Guys. I'm in.
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Listen, man, you can't just give up like
this. You got to figure something out.
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Hey, why don't we find another guy for
you?
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All right, why don't we try that? Maybe
it'll make the other guy jealous and
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he'll come running back.
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Jim, please.
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I know everybody here and so does my ex.
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Well, how about Andy?
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He's cute and cuddly and he's kind of
curious about your world.
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Jim, how do I say this tactfully?
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I want Daryl to be jealous, not amused.
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I want to say, look how well I'm doing,
not look what you've reduced me to.
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I want to say success. Yeah, yeah, we
get it.
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I ain't come to a gay bar to get
rejected. I can get that at any bar.
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Excuse me?
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The gentleman at the bar would like to
offer you an undersea adventure.
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Oh, please tell me that's a drink.
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There is one kind of guy that would make
Daryl crazy with jealousy.
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Policeman?
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Cowboy?
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Indian chief?
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Actually, it would be construction
worker.
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Stop laughing, Cheryl.
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What is so damn funny?
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Okay, okay, okay. Let me get this
straight.
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To get out of going to a musical?
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You got yourself a boyfriend?
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No, I didn't, and I'm not doing it.
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Oh, come on. Why not?
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It's just a date. It's a night out with
a friend.
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Where I'm gay?
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Not actually gay.
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Pretending to be gay. Hey, just don't
let him get past second base.
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Sarah, I don't think the gays have
second base.
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Once you pick up the bat, it's a home
run.
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Look, this can get hurt back in our
lives. Is it really that bad?
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Cheryl, yes, it is.
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I mean, you may not know this, but I am
one hot piece of man candy.
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I am.
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If I go there, they're going to all hit
on me. One guy already did hit on me,
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and he was married.
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That made me feel like a piece of meat.
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You like getting hit on.
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By women, not men.
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With men, it's one thing.
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Wham, bam, thank you, Sam.
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What if I came along to protect you? I
don't know.
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Yeah, yeah. I can show you ways to sort
of deal with men.
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Like how?
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Well, like the flip and slide.
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I think that's what they want to do with
me.
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No, Jim, it's a way to get away from a
creep in a bar.
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Flip into the crowd and slide away.
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Flip into the crowd and slide away.
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And then...
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If they go to kiss you, chicken neck.
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You're just describing the night we met.
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Slip and slap.
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I don't know, Cheryl. Are we sure he can
pull this off?
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I think so. I told him to have a couple
drinks and relax.
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That's what we tell all the first
-timers.
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Hey, girlfriend.
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I am so sorry I am late.
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I mean, it took me forever to find a
parking meter with time still on it.
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What's the matter? I can't be gay and
cheap, too?
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Talk to your own date. She's mine.
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Oh, right, right, right, right. Oh, I
see Daryl.
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Oh, oh, okay. Remember.
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You met at yoga class. You have an all
-gay construction company. And you're
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thinking of adopting a refugee baby.
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Okay, got it.
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Does the baby know I'm gay?
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Well, hello, stranger.
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Oh, Daryl, oh, my God. I didn't even
know you'd be here.
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00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,310
And who's this charming bear of a man?
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Where are my manners?
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Daryl, this is my friend Jim.
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Enchante.
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00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:08,130
And these are my two friends Cheryl and
Dana. They're both...
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wickedly awesome lesbians.
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00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,819
Daryl, nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you.
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What's up?
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Well, see you around.
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00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,740
Well, that was a disaster.
294
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,520
Well, don't blame me. I bent over
backwards.
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00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:29,540
Maybe that was the wrong direction.
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00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:36,420
There's just no heat between us, Jim.
No... Look, I can do gay. I can't do
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00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:37,420
Zazazoo.
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00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:46,490
SportsCenter's on.
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00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:52,490
DeFonti's becomes Club Mandemonium.
300
00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:55,370
What the hell?
301
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,870
This is perfect.
302
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,270
They're playing our song.
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They're going to go crazy.
304
00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:01,850
What? Hey,
305
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,970
hey, hey, hey, you get up a little
higher there.
306
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,320
Fantastic. Here comes Daryl. Oh, God.
307
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:27,639
Excuse me.
308
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,020
Do you mind if I cut in? No, please do.
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00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,960
Whatever he did to get you, I'll do it
better.
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00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800
Flip and slide.
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Flip and slide.
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Flip and slide.
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All right, Kurt.
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00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,540
That's enough. Tell me what's going on.
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00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:52,780
What do you mean?
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Oh, please.
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00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,240
I have the best straight dar in town.
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He's not gay. She's not gay.
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00:18:58,340 --> 00:18:59,340
Her maybe.
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00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,320
Yes, I nailed it.
321
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,100
Well, if we're done here, I got breast
milk to pump.
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00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,080
I'm so embarrassed.
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00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,580
I brought Jim here to make you jealous.
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I'd do anything to get you back.
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00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,140
And it's you too.
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00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,000
Oh, come on.
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00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,600
Can't you guys work it out?
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00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,490
Not until Kurt learns to compromise.
329
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,810
Oh, don't bring up the stupid fight.
330
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:30,090
I have season tickets to the Cubs, and
he won't go to a single game. You
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00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:34,570
It takes two to compromise, Daryl.
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00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,730
Well, they're right behind the Cubs
dugout.
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00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:58,810
You know what you need?
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00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:00,830
You need a straight friend.
335
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:06,230
Yeah, why don't we go to the Cubs games
and let Kurt and Cheryl go to the
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00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:08,790
musicals? That is a great idea.
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00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:10,130
Not great.
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00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:11,790
Fabulous!
339
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:19,230
Well, I guess we could try that.
340
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,450
Yes!
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00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:23,080
Maybe it is asking too much of you to
like baseball.
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00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:28,380
Did you hear that, Cheryl?
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00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:35,580
I just helped two gay men find, you
know, whatever it is they have with each
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00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:36,580
other.
345
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:40,580
I think that deserves a kiss.
346
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,699
Chicken man.
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00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,700
Out.
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00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:44,740
Come on.
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00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,620
Yep, completely gay.
350
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,960
And mother won't let me have my trust
fund until the right girl can turn me
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00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:57,960
back.
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00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,360
Does she have to be born a woman?
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00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,020
What mama don't know won't hurt her.
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