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What's wrong, honey?
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I forgot why I came downstairs.
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To apologize to your wife for years of
boorish behavior?
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No.
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Apologize to me for years of boorish
behavior?
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No, it doesn't sound like me.
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Well, honey, what were you doing?
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I was flossing.
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Okay, while you were flossing, you
realized the floss wasn't treading in
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teeth, which meant that I bought the
brand only millionaires can afford.
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Which led you to think about all the
other ways that money is thrown away
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this house. So you started wandering
around upstairs, turning down the
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thermostat and turning off light. While
you were packing a bag of Kyle's clothes
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to sell at the swap meet, you remember
that Ruby said she dropped a handful of
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coins in the kitchen and a quarter had
rolled behind the refrigerator, so you
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came downstairs to move the fridge to
get it.
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Thank you.
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Oh, baby.
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All right, Gracie, come on. Blow out the
candles.
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Oh, we should wait for Uncle Annie's
date.
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Oh, wait.
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Candles don't burn that long.
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The sun won't burn that long.
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Yep, I've got no date. Very funny. You
know what else I don't have?
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A gift for my snide young niece.
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How's that crap sandwich taste, birthday
angel?
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Andy, nice job!
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You just got beat up by a ten -year
-old.
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She's eleven.
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Just ignore what I wrote in your card,
Gracie.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Blow out the candles. Make a wish.
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Hey! This house is rockin'! So we're not
knock...
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Otherwise, we would have locked the
door.
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Hey, Timmy, Timmy, Coco, Bob, looks like
we're just in time for a B -Day party.
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I see that, Pirates of the Syndibian.
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Luckily, I always travel with a party in
my pants.
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Okay,
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Grishy, I'm going to relight these
candles, and you make a wish for them to
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leave.
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Tim. Cindy, we're kind of in the middle
of something, so I don't want to be
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rude. I will. Go!
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Don't mind us, right? It's like we're
not even here.
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Yeah, sure.
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Until Captain Banana Hammock rips off
his pants.
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Yikes, Dana.
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You might want to lay out the cake.
Looks like it wasn't all baby in that
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-tum tummy.
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I am five pounds over my pre -baby
weight. Well, how come Andy looks like
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skinny one, hmm?
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Hey, I got a riddle for you guys. Oh, we
love riddles. Yeah, what is it? Go, go.
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What wears matching tracksuits and needs
to get out of my house?
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You just crack us up.
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It's going to be really hard for one of
us to never see you ever again.
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I'm listening.
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I'll stop.
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I'll stop.
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We. Are.
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Getting. A.
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Divorce.
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Divorce? This is my best birthday ever.
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The lawyer told us to divide everything
in half.
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Even the bad news.
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You guys just seem to right through each
other and wrong for anyone else.
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True. But we've already worked out the
divorce settlement.
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Who gets the 3 ,000 matching tracksuits?
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Oh, hey, do you want... Because they'll
stretch to cover that.
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But we just can't decide who should get
our two bestest friends in the whole
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world. Jesus and Santa?
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No, silly.
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MC Cheryl and DJ Jazzy Jim.
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So we decided to have you pick. Who do
you want to be friends with, huh?
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Are we allowed to pick?
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Neither.
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Giggle Puss. Now, who do you want?
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Hot time summer in the Cindy?
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Or the hunt for red -ock timber?
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I
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choose
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Cindy.
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Cindy would be fine.
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Ten -letter word for flying reptile.
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Is it across or down?
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Down.
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I don't do down. Never have, never will.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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What do you say on this fine, fine day?
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I say the same thing I said yesterday
and the day before.
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Get out and stay out.
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You're always on.
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I love it.
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This place is fun.
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Even for a gay to...
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Let's go dance in leather pants, gay.
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Having leather pants doesn't make... I'm
not gay.
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Really? Then explain the haircut.
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Well, I'm going to go to the kitchen.
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Why? Why?
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I'm out of beer.
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You went there yesterday.
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At the bank.
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It's closed.
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Mexico?
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Cheryl, if you're going to go to Mexico,
the least you can do is kill me first.
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You're right.
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I can't leave you here alone.
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Oh, damn. We're out of
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beer. I've got to go to the store and
get some more.
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Can't last forever. I mean, Cindy's
lonely right now, but pretty soon she'll
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latch on to some poor sap and be out of
our lives forever.
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You promise?
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Yes, honey, I promise. How do we ever
get into this? Of course I promise. I
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can't stand it anymore.
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Instruction worker totally whistled at
me.
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Um, honey, are those your pregnancy
underwear?
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What? Yeah, I can see your whole
backyard.
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Yeah, you might want to go borrow some
sweat.
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I went to the mall.
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Hey, honey, how was your day?
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Hell. Cheryl, hell. Pure hell.
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Andy, on Monday.
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just chattered all day long about Cindy.
Oh, that's cute.
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Tuesday was take Cindy to work day.
Sweet.
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And today was take Cindy at work day.
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All right, that I did not need to hear.
Here.
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I had to walk in on it.
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Kim, it's new law. No, it's not, Cheryl.
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It's a disease.
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Andy's changed.
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He's changed the way he walks, the way
he talks, the way he's dressed. He's
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becoming a devlet.
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You're excellent.
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He's possessed. He is possessed.
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What do you say on this fine, fine day?
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Hey, you two.
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Sorry about hogging the space shuttle at
Landy this week.
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We'll make it up to him, Salt Lake
Cindy.
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We wanted to invite you two cats.
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do some hot tub and apologize for being
such strangers. Oh, yeah. I don't think
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we're going to be able to make that. Why
not?
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I have no desire to go.
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Of course we'll come to your party. Hey,
great!
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Now, if only I could remember what time
the party starts.
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I know.
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your place. Can I have a piggyback ride?
No, but you can have a piggy front
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ride.
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I have an excuse
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for my butt hanging out. What's his?
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That's it, Cheryl. Put a pot of coffee
on. I'm getting a piece of paper and a
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pen, and we're going to map out a
strategy to break those two up. No, no,
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Nobody's breaking anybody up.
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Andy is family, and if he's happy, we
should be happy. Happy?
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How can you be happy? He's dating
someone we totally hate. What world do
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live in?
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The same world I've been trapped in
since the first day you two met.
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Only Andy decides who he dates. Yeah, I
agree, but the guy that just pranced out
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of here squealing like a pig is not
Andy.
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No, it's like a zombie movie.
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You know, we should cut off his head and
burn it in a ditch.
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Jim, you know what we're going to do?
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We're going to go to that party, and
you're going to behave, and it's going
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be over before you know it.
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Honey, Andy's relationships are like his
diet.
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Over by lunch and followed by days of
shame.
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Now, I'm sticking to my plan and my map.
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Here we go.
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Here's Andy's house.
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Here's his mailbox.
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And here's a cobra.
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You know what? Everything looks like
Andy's butt now.
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That's just terrific.
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You know what, Cheryl?
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I can reach back, grab that CD player,
yank it in the water, and end this now.
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Look at us, huh, buddy? We got us a
couple foxy ladies,
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don't we, Jim?
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Aren't you glad you let me wax you?
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Did I really let you?
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Or did you sneak up on me while I was
napping?
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Yep, she's a sneaky one.
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Caught me yesterday.
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Tell you one thing, you wake up
refreshed.
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Refreshed and slick as a whistle. Hey,
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I got an idea.
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Why don't we see which one of you guys
can hold their breath the longest?
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Oh, sounds like a hoot.
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Can't you see we have to break them up?
We are not breaking them up. They're in
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love, and it's none of our business.
Yes, it is our business. He's my best
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friend, and she is going to ruin his
life.
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You know what people said to me about
you? And if I'd listened, we would not
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here today.
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Well, you should have listened.
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You could have done much better.
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Who won?
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It was a tie.
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Do over.
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I've never seen him happier. Back off.
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I'm not going to back off. I'm not going
to back off. I want my buddy back.
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The way he was. The Vatican alone?
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Yes. I love that guy.
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What were you trying to say under there?
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I said, will you marry me?
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Marry you?
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That seems kind of quick.
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But not as quick as this. Of course I'll
marry you. I love you so much. Have my
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children. Let's start now.
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No, no, no, no. They're getting married.
She is the devil.
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Where's that bathing cap? She's hiding
her horns.
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No.
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Okay,
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I admit she's annoying. She is. But Andy
loves her. I love her. Sure. And I
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think she's licking my leg.
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That could be Andy. Oh, and that's
better.
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Is that Andy's bathing suit?
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First dibs on the shower. My suit!
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glutes non -stop during dinner. Watch me
now.
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Clench. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I feel?
Yeah.
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Clench. Release.
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Clench. Whoa, whoa. Release.
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I can bend a fork between my cheeks.
Yeah.
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Jim, lend me your fork. Oh, sure.
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No.
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I have to put up with her. At least let
me see the show.
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There you go.
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I did it. No, no. I did it. I did it.
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I couldn't take enough. They're sucking
in there. I know. The last thing I need
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is for another one of my siblings to
marry someone I can't stand.
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How do you put up with it? Oh, we've got
to have them break up. I've got a plan
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right now. What?
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Tim Devlin.
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You're brilliant.
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That's not my first rodeo, baby.
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Hey, here's those hot tub pamphlets you
wanted.
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Don't know why you needed them at
exactly 7 .30, but there you go, Jim.
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thank you.
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You mean Jim Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
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Yeah, no, the cutesy nicknames were kind
of Cindy thing. Since we've split up,
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I've tried to be a little less... Like
someone you want to strangle?
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Good one.
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I've always liked you, Jim.
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What? I've never liked you. Come on in.
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Listen, the reason I brought you here is
because I wanted you to know from us,
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from the family, that Andy and Cindy are
engaged.
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Wow. Yeah, they're getting married next
week.
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That's terrible.
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Oh, no, that's why I wanted you to come
back, because we think you should go in
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there and fight for your woman. Yeah.
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No, I mean, it's terrible because I'm
going to be out of town next week.
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Deanna and I are going to Maui.
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Deanna? New girlfriend.
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Swimsuit model.
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I'm older, got a little money. It's not
that hard, Jim.
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Come here.
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That's her out in the car.
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Yeah. I don't like to brag, but I'm
hitting that.
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Nice job.
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Hey, why don't you bring her in so she
can meet the family?
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Sure thing, but we can't stay long
because she and his friends are having a
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party and I'm the only one old enough to
buy the booze. Okay.
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Bring her in, bring her in.
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Great idea. So when Cindy sees Tim's new
girlfriend, she'll lose it.
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No, I just wanted to get a good look at
her.
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But that's a good idea.
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Thanks for the swell engagement dinner.
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Well, look who it is. Tim Devlin. What a
surprise.
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And who is this? Sienna?
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Your new girlfriend, a swimsuit model?
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Wow, Tim. When you said swimsuit model,
I didn't realize that you meant someone
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who was a lot younger and much hotter
than Cindy.
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Jim, I can't believe you would do that.
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Golly. Oh, I am so sorry you got dragged
into this, Timmy Changa Conqueso.
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You silly boots.
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You need to wake up and smell the yummy
hot cup of java.
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You're not going to break up me and WKRP
and Cindy Natty.
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We're like seahorses.
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What? They mate for life. I saw it in a
cartoon. There were two seahorses that
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got married and they got lost.
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You thought bringing sympathy for the
devil here in this house was going to
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change things? No.
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I got to send you guys a telegram.
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Cindy loves Andy.
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Stop. Nothing's ever going to break us
up. Stop. Oh, God. Take me back. Take me
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back. Stop.
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You know you're still my Mr. Timberman.
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Aren't I still your breakfast of tips,
Cindy?
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Listen to me.
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You are a wonderful and kind and strange
woman.
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But if I've learned anything from my
three days with Sienna, it's that I like
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having sex with her.
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So you take care, okay?
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Hold it right there, mister.
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You kiss me one more time and then tell
me you're ready to walk away.
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Okay, take care.
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Can I drive? Can I drive? I need to
practice.
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I'm hitting that.
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Okay, so where were we? Oh, wedding
plans.
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DJ or band?
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Say something to him and ruin his day.
Or keep your mouth shut and ruin his
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life. Annie, if we have a boy, can we
name him Tim Jr.? If you marry...
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burning in a ditch, but go ahead.
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Andy, she just asked her ex -husband to
take her back right in front of you. I
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think in a healthy relationship, you
need to pick your battles. Look at me.
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You're not in love. You're sick.
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You've got devlinitis.
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Wow, sounds like someone doesn't want to
be matron of honor. Dana, how about
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you? Can you be thin by Thursday?
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Cindy, honey, I really think maybe you
need to be alone for a little while.
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Is that Tim coming back?
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Oh, Homer Timpson, you came back. I love
you, too.
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I was testing you.
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Oh, I didn't get that.
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Oh, do it again.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Maybe you should go.
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Really? Are you sure you wouldn't
rather... I suppose
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I got ten minutes, right? I mean, no,
no.
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It was in over my head.
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It was just nice having someone around.
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Someone around?
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You mean an annoying lunatic who was
trying to steal your soul?
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He didn't let me finish.
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I mean having someone around this
general area.
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We want you to be happy, but you've got
to find someone who lets you be you.
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There's a special girl out there for
you.
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Probably in Russia, scrubbing floors.
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Thanks, guys. You're the best.
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Well, let's go back to being that guy
that you were, huh?
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Forget the Devlins. You're done with the
Devlins.
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You're right.
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Yeah, Andy Ham Lincoln doesn't wear
these anymore.
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I, uh, I'm not wearing my Speedo, am I?
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She did do a good job on that waxing.
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