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Can I bite, Daddy?
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No, thanks, honey.
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If Daddy's going to compete for the
Chicago Hot Dog Eating Championship,
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got to be hungry.
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Crazy hungry.
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Jim, just eat something.
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Last year, you passed out on the way to
the contest.
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I took a short nap.
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You were driving.
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Well, if you don't use those airbags,
it's a waste.
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I smell donuts.
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Hey.
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That's incredible.
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Well, when you starve yourself for two
days, your senses get heightened.
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You know, I'm like Ray Charles, but with
smelling.
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Cheryl, Dana, Offspring.
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Um, Mr. Second Place, is it?
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Excuse me. You expect to eat more hot
dogs than me when you fill your belly
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of donuts?
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It's my strategy.
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I'm stretching my stomach.
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Now, when did you start that strategy?
When you were 12?
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Yes, indeed. About the same time you
started losing your hair.
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Well, at least I have someone to share
my life with. I think your longest
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relationship was with Mrs.
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Butterworth.
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Who am I to think you're still seeing?
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All right, would you guys just stop it?
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Kids, go put your shoes on. We're going
to leave in a minute.
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So, you're going bald.
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You're sleeping with syrup, and go.
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Please stop the garbage talk.
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It's not called garbage talk. It's
called trash talk.
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It's part of competition, but you
wouldn't understand that because you're
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woman. Just like Andy. Advantage Jim!
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Okay, because I'm a woman?
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This never gets old.
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Women aren't natural competitors like
men. That's a fact, baby.
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Yay. Jim's first crackpot theory of the
day. Yay!
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See, you know I'm right, too.
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Hold on.
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A neighbor is cooking bacon.
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And muffins.
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Blueberry muffins. No, walnut.
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And the woman baking?
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Oh, baby.
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Contestant, take your seat.
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Welcome to the State Street Mall and
Demon Dog's annual hot dog eating
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Remember,
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the winner will become the spokesperson
for Demon Dogs in a local television
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commercial.
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My own commercial.
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Who says a demon can't go to heaven?
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Okay, 12 minutes stand between you and
glittering local fame.
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Contestants, raise your dogs.
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You are going down. Please. The only
thing going down is my life expectancy.
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Ready, set.
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Yeah.
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R .G. Anderson's married to a state
assemblyman.
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And the winner is... Oh, oh, oh, let me
direct that commercial because I have a
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vision for it.
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Yoki Hirosaki!
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I mean, that's impossible!
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No, she's like a tiny Asian meat
grinder. I wonder if she has room for a
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of handy pie.
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Jim, honey, I'm befuddled.
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You're a man, and yet you just got beat
by someone who isn't a man, which
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technically makes her a woman.
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Dana, that's impossible.
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Everybody knows women can't compete.
Hence, my befuddlement.
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Well, let me unbefuddle you, okay? It
was fixed!
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They rigged the contest because they
want a skinny woman to promote a better
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image. A better image than us?
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Doubtful. Excuse me, sir. Can I get a to
-go box for the ones I licked but
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didn't eat?
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What?
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Yes, my young boy, what?
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I'm going to the bathroom.
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Want to watch?
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Uh, no thank you, honey. I caught your
morning show.
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When we're watching the Cubs game, it's
going to be like we're in Wrigley Field.
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Check it out.
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Crap! Well, I'll wait till Andy gets
here.
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You know, he's good with his nerdy
stuff.
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Yeah, Jim, you're way too cool to do
this right.
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Hey, guys, you remember Yoki?
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Nice to see you, Yogi.
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Yoki.
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Oh, I'm sorry. My boo -boo.
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Yeah, um... Yoki and I struck up a
conversation after the contest, and now
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doing it.
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You know, dating.
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And doing it.
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Well, I'm telling you, you two are the
cutest couple.
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I bet you're hell on a buffet.
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It's a pleasure, but Andy and I are
going to be watching a game.
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Oh, actually, Jim, I'm going to head
over to Yoki's and watch it there.
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Yoki, you got a big screen TV?
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50 inches.
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60!
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And I'm putting in surround sound. I'm
putting it in right now.
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Jim, I'm not going over there for the
home theater experience.
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You're going to love surround sound. It
makes all the difference.
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Would you like some help hooking it up?
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Yeah, Yoki's great at this kind of
stuff, but she defragged my hard drive.
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And then she fixed my computer.
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Know what I'm saying?
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How could they not know what you're
saying?
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It'll only take me a second. I know this
unit.
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No, it's all right. My son's here. He
can help me. He's kind of an electronic
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genius, but thanks.
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Can somebody...
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The speaker leads reversed.
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What?
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Wow, it's like we're at the movie.
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Yoki, hey, it's your demon dog
commercial.
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Who says a demon can't go to heaven?
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Can you blame me? I had her in a devil
suit surrounded by hot dogs. I felt like
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F.
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not that good.
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It's not like I have a lot of time to
rehearse. I'm pretty busy between my
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liquor store and my pizza place.
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Welcome to the band.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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Oh, hey, honey.
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Hey, so we done here?
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We got another hour left of rehearsal.
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Fine, yeah, okay. Here, Yoki, have a
seat.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Normally these are closed rehearsals.
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No one's ever wanted to come, Jim.
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Five, two, three, four.
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Andy,
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listen, I know we sound better when
you're not playing, but what the hell?
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Well, it's just that we were thinking.
We?
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Yoki and I.
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Yeah, the song's in G, but you're
playing the A harp.
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Since when does your little friend there
know so much about blues harmonica?
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Well, I play a little bit.
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You do?
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Well, I'd love to hear that.
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Maybe I should just... No, no, no, no,
I'd really love to hear it. Come on, I
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insist, I insist.
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Come on, take a shot at it. Come on,
baby.
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Blow, blow, blow.
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All right.
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In E this time. In E.
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Let's kick this thing.
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Yoki, can you give us a minute?
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Hey, Yoki.
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Yoki, if you ever want to start a band,
here's my card.
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Out! Out, everybody!
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Jim, what the hell is wrong with you?
Why can't you be nice to her? I don't
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to be nice to her. Why?
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Because she beat you?
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The only reason she beat me is because
she's on steroids.
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You get her to pee in a cup and I'll
prove it to you.
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That is ridiculous.
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She's the enemy.
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What? It's like if I was dating Osama
Bin Laden.
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You hate him?
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I'd be fine with it. We'd get 25 mil for
turning him in.
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You would turn in my boyfriend?
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What if I loved him?
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Are you listening to yourself? I'm
listening to him myself.
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Jim, I'm dating again, and I'm ecstatic.
I thought you more than anyone would be
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happy for me.
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I don't like her. I don't like her. I
don't like her. And I don't like that
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messes up our rehearsals.
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Really? Yes. Oh, well, great.
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Because we're a box set.
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Oh, yeah?
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If you don't need her, then you
obviously don't need me. Hey!
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Hey, I got a friend who owns a liquor
store and a pizza joint. I don't need
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anybody.
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Your brother's a big, dumb jerk with a
tiny, dumb...
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Kyle, when he's throwing a tantrum.
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I am not five years old.
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You have a red one?
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Oh, you know what he brings? He ate the
last red one.
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Purple? No.
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Yellow? Sorry.
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What else do you have?
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Organic orange mango?
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Forget it!
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Forget it!
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He'll have a box full in his house and
beets smelling the whole house up.
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I'll take this one.
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Honey, do you want to talk about your
problem with Andy?
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I'm not having a problem with Andy.
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It's like Yoki.
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Okay, but since Andy's been seeing Yoki,
he's been around a lot less.
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Yeah.
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I'm just saying that deep down, you and
Andy... No, no, no. This is what you
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guys do. This is what you women do. This
is what you like to do.
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You like to dig deep down.
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And I could go underneath the surface.
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But anybody that knows me knows that
there's nothing there.
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So quit drilling.
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I hate Yoki.
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I hate beets. And I hate this popsicle.
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Is there some log in sugar?
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I just wish you told me sooner.
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You don't know about the beets. No.
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I invited Andy and Yoki to dinner
tomorrow night.
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You invite mine enemy to dinner?
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Cheryl, that is ridiculous.
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That's like, that's like if I... What if
I was dating Osama bin Laden and I
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brought him home for dinner?
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How would you feel about that?
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I don't know, honey. Is it serious?
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I wouldn't bring him home if it was just
a fling, Cheryl.
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Okay, Jim.
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If this is really about Yoki, I bet you
can beat her at being the bigger person.
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Huh?
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I bet my big, strong, handsome husband
can win at that.
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Huh?
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Well, I guess if I can force down this
frozen disaster, I
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can probably be the bigger man. No,
thank you, honey.
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No riddle. What a rip.
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Hey, Jim.
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Bigger man, bigger man.
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Glad you made it.
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Oh, thanks so much for having us over.
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That is really big of you.
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Hey, I'm a big man.
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You know what I was thinking?
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How about tomorrow we go out to lunch?
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Yeah, we go to the park, knock back a
few beers, fall asleep in the sun.
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It's been a long time since we've had a
hobo lunch.
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You know what, though? Yoki and Scotty
Pippin have a publicity thing at the hot
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dog place. I should really be there for
that.
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Yeah, hey.
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Great. It sounds like a lot of fun.
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I'm sure there's plenty of guys in the
park I can drink with.
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Hey, uh, there she is.
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Honey, your steak's almost done.
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It's thick and hot, just the way you
like it.
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All we've done is hold hands.
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That one's starting to burn.
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It's called searing.
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Hey,
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uh, Yoko, listen.
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Yoki. Yoki.
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I want to congratulate you on your
victory.
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Thank you. Yeah, and I'm really sorry
that it was marred with such
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What controversy?
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I won that fair and square.
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Oh, yeah.
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Grand jury's going to get a good laugh
on that one.
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Look, Jim, if you have a problem with
me, why don't you just say it? I don't
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have a problem with you.
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I'm really happy that Annie's got a girl
who's got, you know, a gift for
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freakish eating.
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Is that supposed to be a compliment?
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Of course it is.
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I'm a big man.
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With a little tiny stomach.
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That shows you it was a fluke the other
day.
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Wow, I heard that from all the way
inside.
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Biscuits?
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Two. Three.
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The bedpan.
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Hey.
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Hey, come in.
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Oh, it's you.
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It's weird seeing you in here when it's
not St. Patrick's Day.
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I'm not cuffed to the bed either.
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Hey, Yoki wanted me to tell you that
she's really hoping you're doing okay.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. She's a nice girl, Jim.
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She's okay, I guess.
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Well, if she's okay, man, then what's
the problem?
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There's no problem with that. No, no,
no. Something is going on.
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You went crazy today.
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They found a spoon in your x -ray.
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There's nothing going on. I told you.
Will you knock it off?
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Seems they pumped everything out of you,
including the guts to tell the truth.
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You know what? Now you're starting to
sound like Sheertle. All right, stop
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digging. There's nothing there. I'm all
shell.
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Okay. Well, I was doing some thinking.
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Actually, it was Yoki who pointed it
out.
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And, uh, it seems that I've been
spending too much time away from my
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that's why you're acting this way.
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Andy, you couldn't be more wrong if you
took the wrong train from Wrongville and
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had a three -wrong omelet.
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What's in this IV?
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thinks me hit the nerve.
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You miss me. I don't miss you. I don't
miss you, man. Don't miss men.
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It's just not the way it works, Andy.
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I mean, you know, I like hanging out
with you. That's all. Hanging out,
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a ball game or grilling steaks or, you
know, putting in surround sound or going
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to the park. Oh, The Great Escape is on
tomorrow afternoon.
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Actually, Yoki and I... Just forget it!
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Yoki and I were talking, and she agreed
that I should spend more time with my
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best friend.
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So, I can make the movie.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Hey, check this out, man. It's the
coolest bit I've ever seen.
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Look at that. It's got electric buttons,
man.
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Hot dog.
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Look, the front goes down, the back goes
down. I'll scoot over.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check out this button
right here.
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Yeah, we should get one of these for the
office.
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I saw some wheelchairs out there. Jim!
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