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Come on, Ortiz. Quit dancing. It's a
cage match, not a tea party.
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Choke him out, Donnelly. You know what I
like about that, Donnelly? He's not in
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it for the money. He just likes to hurt
people.
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Okay, so explain to me again the
difference between ultimate cage
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regular boxing.
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Well, first of all, there's a cage,
which is an octagon.
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Instead of a ring.
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Which is square.
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And there's no rules, so it makes it
illegal everywhere except for Asia.
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And Alabama.
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As you can see, the crotch is in play.
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Right.
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Hey, Jim, are you expecting anyone?
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What? Like a friend?
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Come on, now!
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Come on, come on, come on! Oh, hi, Mr.
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Osgood! Oh, now, please, Cheryl, I told
you before, it's Bertram. Mr.
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Osgood was my father, and he's passed
on.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, I'm not. I hated him.
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Anyway,
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I got some of your mail again.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God!
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Two minutes, 75 bucks, it's over? That's
it?
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What's the matter? Can't you fight with
a compound fracture?
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Okay, Bertram, please, would you like to
come in? Thank you. Oh, you know what?
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I actually think this is yours.
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Opera tickets. Jim, Bertram has tickets
to Deflator Mouse.
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Is that the one where everyone thinks
the baby kangaroo is a giant mouse?
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Different classic, but just as good.
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Are you an opera fan, Cheryl?
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Oh, I've never actually gone, but I have
seen it on TV.
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I see a lot of fun things on TV that
I've never actually been to.
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I'm going to die in this house having
never been anywhere.
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Well, would you like my ticket? Oh, God,
yes!
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Dina! Friday!
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Huh? Oh, yeah, well, I have to check my
book, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing
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something that I wouldn't hate.
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Andy! Andy, opera, huh?
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Strauss, please.
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I like my coffee black, my women on the
rebound, and my opera Italian.
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Thank you, news.
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I won't even ask.
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Atta girl.
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Hey, why don't you, uh, why don't you go
with Bertram?
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Well, would that be okay with you?
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Well, I would be delighted. That is, if
you don't mind being seen on the arm of
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an old man.
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Please, I've been to better places with
worse.
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It's true.
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She's dated some real losers.
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Just one.
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Well, that's great then, Cheryl. I will
see you on Friday. Oh, and you're going
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to have to drive because I'm not allowed
to after dark. Oh, it would be my
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pleasure. Well,
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I am going to the opera.
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And I...
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Boy, are you asking the wrong guy.
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We're going to play house.
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Kyle's the baby.
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I lie down and they bring me food.
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Honey, that's not the baby.
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That's the daddy.
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Go on.
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Hey, would one of you get the dinger?
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No.
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Dinger, dinger.
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Cheryl, dinger.
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Oh, I know.
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Would it kill you to turn it off?
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Cheryl, that's your area. I'm just
trying to respect it.
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It's been a whole day. How long does
that opera buzz last?
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It is such a romantic story.
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You see, Alfred is still in love with
his old girlfriend, Rosalyn, but she is
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married to Gabrielle von Eisenstein.
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A love triangle.
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How fresh.
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And then afterwards, Bertram and I went
out and discussed it over tea.
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It'd be nice to go to something with you
that didn't involve the words nitro
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-burning.
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Or totally nude.
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You know, Cheryl, they have a British
dancer there. That's culture.
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Like this, honey, look.
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Look, there's a foreign film festival at
the Hillhurst.
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I don't know, Cheryl.
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Honey, come on, it'll be fun.
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Yeah, it might be fun, but then what
happens if we're going to spend the rest
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our lives chasing that hive with drugs
and alcohol?
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in this city. We should take advantage
of it. Why don't I take you to the zoo?
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Oh. All right, all right. I'll take you
to the forum, Phil.
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I hope it's subtitled. There's nothing I
like more than reading a good movie.
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Oh.
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Oh, hey, Bertram. How are you? Oh, Jim.
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Cheryl, I thought you might like this
CD. It's La Traviata with Hildegard
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It's a real barn burner.
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Thank you so much, and thank you for
taking me to the opera.
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You know what? I baked you some cookies.
I'm going to go pack them up for you.
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Well, come on in.
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Please, please.
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Here, here. Have a seat.
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Wherever you want, Bert.
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Do you mind I call you Bert?
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Actually, I'd rather you didn't. Bert
always reminds me of that puppet on
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Street.
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Who, uh... Ernie?
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Sure. Yeah?
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Great time last night. She's been
singing all day back there. Well, Cheryl
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delightful company. She is smart, and
she's funny, and she's considerate
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to spend time with an old man. Oh, come
on. How old are you? I'm 76.
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Holy... You want a shawl or a blanket or
something?
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Oh, look, the newspaper.
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Huh. That's funny.
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Five mornings out of seven, I never get
mine.
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That is funny.
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Hey, the Foreign Film Festival.
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Are you folks going?
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Yeah, my wife's dragging me to the
Bicycle Thief.
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Well, Jim, you're in for a real treat.
The Bicycle Thief is one of the great
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works of European cinema. Oh, I got a
few European films in a box in the
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Every once in a while, I have my own
festival.
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So you like the bicycle thief, huh? Oh,
I love it.
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Well,
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that's interesting.
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Why don't you take Cheryl to see the
bicycle thief?
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Really? Sure.
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You know what? It would make her happy,
and I like seeing her happy.
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And believe me, I don't want to be up
all night standing in the bathroom
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out tea.
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I hear that. Yeah.
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Well, I would really... love to take her
that is with your kind permission oh
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permission granted are you sure oh of
course i'm sure i'm the one who told you
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to do it so you wouldn't mind oh just
take my wife to the damn movie box
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Five by ten. Okay, okay, wait a minute.
Listen,
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I know you're going to be with Bertram,
but you're going downtown, so please
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park on the street, because I'm not
paying those parking structure rates.
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Who's Bertram? Oh, he's just a neighbor.
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Cheryl's going out on the town with
another dude?
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Oh, he's not another dude. He's just
some old guy. He takes her to the
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and, you know, the opera and all the
crap I hate.
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You think he'd take my wife to church?
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You know, Jim, an old man is still a
man. That's right.
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Please, knock it off. No, no.
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It's true. I once walked in on my
grandparents doing it.
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Yeah, yeah. They were in their 70s, but
Gramps was really putting Nana through
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her paces.
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Can we change the subject here?
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You know, they got these pills now.
It'll turn an old man into a teenager.
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Admiral Winky can sure stay on the
bridge a lot longer than he used to.
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I mean, they got four hour, six hour,
and now the new 36 hour.
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Hey, 80 is the new 60. They really are
the greatest generation.
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Jim, Jim, you ready?
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I'm counting off, man. Yeah, I'm
counting.
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Okay,
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hold on.
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Two, three, four.
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See, Bertram, you didn't have to walk me
through the door. I'm fine. Boy, you
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can't be too careful. I didn't like the
look of some of them squirrels out
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front. Oh!
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Oh!
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Jim!
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Did I?
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I'm sorry, my pet.
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I was waiting up for you and I must have
nodded off.
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What time is it?
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Oh, mercy me, it's after one.
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One? Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
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I should have called. I had no idea how
late it was.
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After the ballet, Bertram and I went to
this jazz club he knows about.
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Bertram. Yes.
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Bertram.
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Oh, what a night.
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Oh, my God, you must be just exhausted.
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Why don't you go upstairs to bed, honey?
I'll see Bertram out.
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Oh, thank you, sweetie.
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Bertram, thank you for a lovely, lovely
evening.
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So I'll see you on Saturday.
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Right, the symphony. I can't wait.
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All right, baby.
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I'll be up there in a second to take my
place beside you in our bed.
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All right.
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What was that?
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What? No, no, no. You just made a... You
just made a sound.
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Oh, I was just clearing my throat.
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No. No, no.
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You want... Clearing your throat is...
You
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just made the, I want to hit that noise.
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I'm sorry, Jim, but I don't understand
what you're saying.
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It's been a long night. I'm going home.
Well, you can stay home. Well, thank
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you. I live there.
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You listen to me, pal.
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Here's the deal.
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You and Cheryl...
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Are over.
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I don't want you to talk to her. I don't
want you to see her. I don't want you
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calling her. You got it? Yes, but I
don't understand what you're... Shh,
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shh, shh, shh, shh.
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I think you do understand.
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Just because a dog is droopy doesn't
mean he can't still hunt.
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Is this another Sesame Street thing?
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I want you out of here by the time I
count five or I'm going to turn that
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on you. But Jim, this was all your idea.
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No surprises this time.
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I'm confident about that.
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Hey. Hey, well, look at you. Hot date
tonight?
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Yeah, you.
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Didn't Jim tell you? I'm taking you to
the symphony.
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What? Where's Bertram? Yes, Bertram,
yes.
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He's a creep, honey.
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I'm going to have Andy take you on dates
from now on.
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What? The shoes stay on for an hour.
After that, no promises.
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who wants to get down on it. Oh, come
on.
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Cheryl, trust me, you should have seen
him when you were going up the stairs
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other night. He made the mmm sound.
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Mmm? No, no, no, no.
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Not mmm from the throat, mmm from the
loins.
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It's a guy thing, and honey, it is
uncontrollable. Oh. No, it's true,
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mmmed a meter maid at the DMV yesterday.
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What is it about those uniforms?
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Mmm. Oh!
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Fine. Next time, Jim, greenlight your
scheme with the wife before I squat the
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crease out of my suit.
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Jim, how dare you?
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Where's my friend?
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He's not your friend, Cheryl. He's a
guy.
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And you put a guy in a batter's box,
he's gonna take a swing.
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He's a 76 -year -old man.
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Man, Cheryl, that's the operative word.
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Man. I'll admit, I was fooled by the
age, too.
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But he's a man.
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And I'm a man. And I'm your husband.
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Therefore, it is my job to protect you.
I don't want to ruin your friendship.
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It's just my job.
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Deciding who I'm friends with is not
your job.
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That's a very common mistake, Cheryl.
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Lots of wives make that mistake.
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You know what? You're wrong about
Bertram. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes.
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By protector's permission.
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Granted.
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Cheryl, what are you doing here?
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Jim's not with you, is he?
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No, no.
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Look, I'm just going to give you the
standard speech I give all the
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Dear sir or madam, apparently my husband
has insert appalling action here.
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Well, this is by no means an admission
of guilt or legal liability on Jim's
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part.
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Please accept this green bean casserole
as a peace offering.
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I kind of stormed out, so I'm going to
have to owe you the casserole.
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Thank you.
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Please, come on. Oh, thank you.
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Bertram, would you please tell me what
happened between you and Jim? Well, I
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don't know. He just flew off the handle
the other night.
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He thinks you have ulterior motives.
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Oh, is that it?
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Man is so hard to read.
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He thinks you made an mmm noise?
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Cheryl, I'm 76 years old. I make all
kinds of noises.
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Look, please sit down.
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You look a little shook up. I was just
having a glass of wine. Would you like
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one? That would be great.
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Thank you.
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I'd love him to death, but I swear to
God, sometimes he's just a caveman.
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Oh.
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to the performing arts.
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Oh, that is
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lovely.
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Yes, well, that's a California Merlot. I
hope it's not too pedestrian.
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You know, I mean, I get to choose my own
friends. I just want someone I
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can do things with.
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It's very soothing, isn't it?
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Yes, you know it is.
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It's just, it's amazing to me. It's like
Jim really doesn't believe that a
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straight man can be friends with an
attractive woman.
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The man is a Neanderthal.
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No, no, no.
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He's a good guy. It's just that
sometimes he gets these crazy ideas.
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What smells so good?
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Oh, that's the candle.
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It's cold.
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Tropical passion.
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Those island nights.
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Okay.
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You know what?
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Jim is not going to ruin our symphony
date. So you go get your suit on and
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go. Oh, what's the rush? Why don't we
just sit and finish our wine?
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Oh, but we're going to be late for the
symphony.
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Just think how much better friends we'll
be when we see each other naked.
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Ow!
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Where are you going? Where am I going?
I'm going to the symphony.
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Alone.
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You know what the saddest part is?
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It's not just that our friendship is
over, which it is.
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The gym was right about you.
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Men aren't animals.
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Oh, no, Cheryl. Men aren't animals.
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Men are men at all ages.
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Ah, what an old fool I am.
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I went and ruined a great friendship.
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It's just that I've been so lonely since
my dear Adele died.
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Not working.
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All right, I'll see you.
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Commence firing.
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Come on, tuba player, stay still.
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Sweet!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I thought if you came alone, I'd
be your date. If you came with Bertrand,
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I'd kick his ass.
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Now I put my roll of dimes back in my
chain store.
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You were right.
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Bertram made his move.
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Go ahead.
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Do it.
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Well, well, well.
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Not this time, Cheryl.
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Although I am right.
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It is partly my fault.
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You set me up with him. It's all your
fault.
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Well, all is apart.
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You know, I realize when we do stuff
together, that's not really about the
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we do together.
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It's that we're together.
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Oh, honey.
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I've been together with you, too.
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And we're together at the symphony. I
finally got you here.
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Yes, the symphony.
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Since I'm new at this, you want to talk
me through it?
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Down there, those guys?
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Mm -hmm. They play music and we listen.
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Well, what am I supposed to look at?
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Cheryl.
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Yeah?
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You didn't park in the structure, did
you?
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You know, Jim, some people...
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