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Here you go.
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Jim, would you zip up Kyle's jacket,
please?
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I'm right in the middle of a very
important sandwich.
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All right, come here, my young man.
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Mommy, do you have a swimming space?
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I do, I do. I have the carrot for his
nose, the cookies for his eyes, and what
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happened to the licorice for his mouth?
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Now, remember, take the snow off the
driveway, not the lawn.
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You can't make the kids shovel the
driveway for you.
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Cheryl, they're a little young to use a
snowblower, don't you think?
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He's right, Cheryl. They lose a finger
at this age, they'll always be afraid of
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machinery.
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Did you guys settle on a
China pattern for your registry?
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Oh, we're so close. Yeah, after running
around all the entire city, we've
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narrowed it down to ten patterns.
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It's a Lindsmore pattern, one of them?
Nice!
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And tomorrow we're spending the entire
day looking for a set of flatware.
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Hey, Don.
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You know what you need a set of?
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Yeah, Jim.
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You've done that joke before. Many
times.
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I want to show you this article I found
on bridal hairstyles. I'm thinking a
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wavy half -up, half -down dupe with a
tiara. Oh, my God.
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I just said the same exact thing to Ryan
in the car just now.
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No way.
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I had to turn down the game to listen.
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Mother of Pearl Handel? From France? Oh,
yeah.
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Jim, you look like a gun owner.
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Will you please put me out of my misery?
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You know what?
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If you want to survive a marriage,
you've got to remember one thing.
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There's always a way out. No matter what
the situation, there's always a way
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out. You've just got to look for it. But
sometimes... There's always a way out!
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And that is my wedding gift.
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To you.
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Don't respect anything else.
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He's not kidding.
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For my 30th birthday, he gave me, God
never gives you more than you can
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I traded in for the lemons and lemonade
thing.
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Sweetie, look at all these bridal
magazines Cheryl got for us. Well, thank
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Cheryl. You must have gone to a freaking
bookstore.
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I did. I did.
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Okay, and here's our wedding album. It
is full of great ideas.
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Wow. Hey,
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I've been looking at cakes.
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We have to have fondant icing.
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I wanted to show you this picture.
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Oh, darn. Look, I just got paged. Yeah,
I just got paged from the hospital
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because I'm a doctor and they page
doctors and I just got paged.
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Oh, shoot. All right. Well, I'm going to
go ahead and put post -its on
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everything that I like and you can add
yours later.
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Okay. I just hope I don't get paged
while I do it.
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See ya.
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Why is the word proof stamped across
every photo?
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Because proof means free.
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Hey, I don't pay for memories. I pay for
stuff.
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Look at your wedding dress. It was so
perfect. I know, wasn't it? The lace and
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the pearl. Remember how it folded up
into a buckle on the back? All I
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is it took 45 minutes to get it off you.
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That's nothing. Usually takes me five or
six dates.
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And my fake law degree.
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I just hope I can find something this
beautiful.
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You know, it is good luck to wear
something borrowed on your wedding day.
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What do you mean?
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There's something I've been thinking
about, and now that you bring it up, I
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just going to say it.
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Why don't you wear my wedding dress?
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Oh, my God.
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You'll be okay with that? Are you
kidding?
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I would be honored.
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Oh, my God. I think I'm going to cry.
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You want to try it on?
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I can't work the ladder thingy. Would
you go up in the attic and get my dress?
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Two weeks ago, the Bulls won the
championship.
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Cheryl is my lucky charm.
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Oh, never mind. I got to take that
wedding dress first. You deserve it.
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I thought you did that like two weeks
ago.
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It's still in my trunk.
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I was going to take it, but I didn't.
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But you told her you did. You think it's
okay to just lie to your wife? Ah,
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relax. It's just this one time.
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It's not like I'm going to ever do it
again.
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Look at him. Reports now coming in that
riots have broken out. Oh, look.
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Some poor guy's car's getting torn.
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No, Lord, it's just a piece of crap.
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That's my piece of crap!
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My car is on fire!
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My body -by -jig videos are in there!
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Charles, what are you doing?
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should know that it's rude to leave the
room when you're entertaining a guest.
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Is he?
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He's like furniture.
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Still, Sarah, it would just be bad
manners to leave me here all alone.
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Andy, can I interest you in sampling a
variety of canned cheeses?
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I'm not hungry, but I could eat.
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Have you thought about crab puffs for
appetizers? I've thought about nothing
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else for the last three days.
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out of this.
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There's always a way out. We just gotta
think of something.
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We?
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No, I was a doe -eyed 19 -year -old with
a future full of dreams and a pretty
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serious workout regimen until my faves
went up in flames.
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You were with me, so you are officially
an accomplice. No way, man.
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You were the one that was stuck with a
burnt dress, then put it in a box, and
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then told your wife it was a perfectly
preserved wedding gown. Oh, what's this?
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A bill. It's from the piper.
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Stop dragging me down with you this
time. No way. I'm telling Cheryl. Come
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Come here.
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Come on. We've kept this lie alive for
14 years. There's no reason to throw it
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out like you threw out your commitment
to fitness.
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If I had those tapes six minutes a day
for 14 years, you know how cut I'd be?
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Andy, you didn't think there was a way
out in 91, but I found it, didn't I?
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Because there's always a way out, Andy.
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Say it.
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Say it with me.
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There's always a way.
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There's always a way out. That's right,
my good friend. So you don't worry about
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a thing. I got it all figured out.
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So what's the plan? I don't know.
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It's got to be something to do with Dana
not wanting to wear the dress.
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Or something.
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Great plan.
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Shall we synchronize our watches, Mr.
Bond?
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Wait, you guys. What's going on? I'm
still waiting for you to get that dress
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of the attic.
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Come on, Dana. Cheryl's not here. She's
dropping the kids off at a play date.
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You can drop the act.
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What are you talking about? Oh, sis.
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Come on.
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We all love Cheryl, but she does have
her faults.
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Come on, Dana, let's be honest.
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It's really Cheryl's wedding, isn't it?
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No, it's my wedding.
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Right, right.
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Because when you were a little girl, you
dreamt of wearing your sister's hand
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-me -down on your big day.
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You guys just don't get it. There's a
big difference between a hand -me -down
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and passing on a family tradition. Yes,
you're right, you're right.
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You know, a lesser person might think
that Cheryl was trying to relive the
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of her own wedding through yours.
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But...
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You know.
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What are you doing?
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Well, I just thought it might be a
little chilly in your world living in
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sister's shadow all the time.
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Like when you had to wear her old
cheerleading outfit in junior high?
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Or go out with her old boyfriend?
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I guess Dana can't have anything new.
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It's a shame, too, because you know
what?
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I think you really deserve it.
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I stopped by the shop where I got my
bridesmaid's dresses and I got fabric
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samples.
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Oh.
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So you're not going to wear Dana's old
bridesmaid dress?
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Of course not. I'm getting something
new.
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Look at this.
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Is this green beautiful?
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What do you think, Dana? Cheryl
obviously loves it.
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Huh?
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Well, it's nice, but...
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I was thinking more of a lavender.
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No, you know, green is beautiful.
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Come on, just go with me on this.
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No.
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What?
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Well, it's my wedding, and I don't like
green.
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You're wearing green. Well, I don't like
this.
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Okay, whoa, whoa, calm down. Just relax
here, Dana.
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You know what? Everybody would be much
happier if you just let Cheryl make all
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the decisions.
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Yeah, yeah. She's the oldest. She knows
best.
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Cheryl, you've had your wedding, okay?
Let me have mine.
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And, and... And what?
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And I want to wear my own wedding dress.
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Okay, wait a minute.
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I thought you loved that dress.
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Well, I did.
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In 1991.
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What? Well...
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A little outdated.
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I'm sorry.
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I guess I thought you'd get married a
decade ago.
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Well, that's just because I didn't marry
the first husky guy in a flannel shirt
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to come along.
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Okay. Remember, I am not the enemy.
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Continue.
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Okay. Are you saying that I pushed my
dress on you? Yeah, just like you're
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pushing everything on me. Chicken or
fish? Chicken or fish? What is what?
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suggesting you've made that makes any
sense. Well, and it's the last.
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Thank you. No, no, no. You know what?
You know what?
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Thank you.
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Mission accomplished.
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You know, Andy, it's like having dinner
theater in your own living room.
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I can't believe that.
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What? That was so stupid. I gotta go
talk to her. Wait, wait, what are you
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doing?
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Dana's right.
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Dana's right. I really, I crossed the
line. I pushed my dress on her, and I
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shouldn't have.
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She doesn't want your wedding dress. She
wants her own. Just let her get it.
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Yeah, you did everything you could.
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You've been a good sister. You made a
very touching gesture.
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But you know what? It was too big a
gesture. I need to pull everything back
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offer her something smaller, like my
veil.
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There's something you don't see every
day.
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I
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know,
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I get it. You're excited about the
wedding.
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No, no, no, Cheryl. Now we're just mad.
Yes, mad as hell.
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You can't give her that feel.
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feeding a monster.
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What do you mean?
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Cheryl, your sister, Dina, is selfish.
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Yeah, yeah, well, yeah. What about the
time that she started dating your old
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boyfriend in high school? Did she even
bother to ask you how you felt about
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that? No. No! No!
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Listen, I don't want to be the one to
influence your thinking, you know?
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No, I really was just trying to help.
Damn right you were, honey.
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She's just...
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She's spoiled.
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Always has been. You should cut the
cord, honey. Yeah, you'd be a fool not
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See?
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Cheryl, a man like me doesn't think.
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He knows.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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You're right. You know what? I wouldn't
give her that dress now if she begged me
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for it. Atta girl.
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That's right, baby. You're calling the
shots now.
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Mission re -accomplished.
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out of my magazine?
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Oh, uh, secrets for a successful
wedding. It's for my someday file.
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It's a really great way to keep your
goals organized.
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Until, of course, they're refiled into
the one called pipe dreams.
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Hey. Hey.
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What brings you by?
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I'm going with green.
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Just like you said.
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But you hate green.
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But I love you.
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I love you, too.
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I'd be honored to wear your wedding
dress.
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Jim,
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you're missing a special moment.
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Are you sure you want to wear my dress?
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I wouldn't want to wear any other dress.
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Jim, seriously, right now!
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What? What's going on? Look at this.
Dana and Cheryl have made up, and now
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wants to wear the dress.
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Let me see how foolish this whole
argument was.
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Oh, he did!
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Well, good for you, Ryan!
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Come on, I'm going to put on some
coffee, because I need to talk to you
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centerpiece. Oh, and if we have time,
can we talk about linens? Well, for
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linens, I'll make time.
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What the hell did he do?
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I took your advice.
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We're in the store looking at shoes, and
I'm standing there thinking, you know,
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I could jab this heel in my eye. Yeah,
it'd kill me, but not quick enough.
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Then all of a sudden I heard your voice
saying, there's always a way out.
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There's always a way out. Just the voice
or floating head?
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Floating head. Yeah, I get that. At
least once a week.
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Well, look, they're going to be in there
for hours. I'm going to go catch a
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movie. Thank you so much. A really, wow.
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It's just, I, you know.
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Wow.
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No, I'm going to kill him. I'm going to
kill him.
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Hey, I got a better idea.
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Next time, instead of free advice, you
might want to give someone a real
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present. Shut up.
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Gotta be way out of this.
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We gotta figure out what we need. That's
all. What do we need?
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I don't know. Maybe go in, tell Cheryl
the truth. The truth?
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No!
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We need a wedding dress is what we need.
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So, we gotta get a wedding dress.
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And where do you get a wedding dress?
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I'm serious. Where do you get a wedding
dress?
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Yes, you can.
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I'm looking for a wedding dress that
looks just like this.
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Um, sorry, we don't have anything like
that.
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Sorry. Sure, I mean, I've been looking
all over town. Do you have anything even
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close? Jim, hey, I think I got it. We
take the top from this one, the sleeves
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from this one, and the bottom from this.
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I think it'll work.
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Okay, we need it in about five minutes.
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All right, all right, 30 minutes, we can
catch a bite.
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Sir, we don't really sell our gowns in
part.
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But we could custom make you a gown like
your photo.
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Hey! Cool!
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What's that run, a couple hundred bucks?
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Try about $5 ,000.
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Uh,
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I'm a member of Triple A.
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We're just going to have to break them
up.
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That way there'll be no wedding.
297
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,240
For the love of God, Jim, I'm not
sleeping with my sister.
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Hey, where were you guys?
299
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We were just driving around talking
about our hopes and dreams.
300
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Oddly, my dream was coming home and not
getting a third degree.
301
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I'm sorry, honey, but Dana is waiting to
try on the dress. Yes. Can you go get
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it, please? The dress, the dress, right,
the dress. I'm going to go get it right
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now. Just call me Johnny Dressgetter.
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are you talking about?
305
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You got a box full of ashes. It's over,
dress getter. We're screwed.
306
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We are not screwed.
307
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You see, that's the difference between
evil genius and a common liar.
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You stand back, watch the master.
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By the time I get upstairs to that
attic, I will have come up with a way to
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out of this.
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There's no way out.
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There's no way out.
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There's no way out.
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Jim?
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What are you doing out there?
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Can't tell you.
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Is that my wedding dress?
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Yes.
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Can I have it?
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No.
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00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,190
Why?
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Can't tell you.
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Is it because you don't want Dana
wearing it? Yes.
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Why?
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Can't tell you.
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Is it because it's my dress and it won't
be as special if someone else wears it?
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Yeah, that's good.
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00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:12,510
I mean, that's really good that you
figured it out without me having to tell
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you.
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00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:21,380
I had no idea you felt this
passionately. about this? Well, you
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No one ever asked me anything in the
house.
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I'd rather torch this dress and have
someone else wear it.
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00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,520
Look at me.
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It's so sweet.
335
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,240
I'll tell you what.
336
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We are going to put this dress away and
never talk about it again.
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00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:42,260
Never ever?
338
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You know, just when I think I know you,
I don't know you. I know.
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I surprise myself sometimes.
340
00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:01,250
Looks like another sunny day today.
341
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Lately, they've all been sunny.
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Mommy? Yeah? I have a question.
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Sure. When I get married, can I wear
your wedding dress?
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There's nothing wrong with just living
with a guy.
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