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Oh, here, here.
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Found it.
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Stop your search. I found something
we'll both enjoy.
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Look at this. Cop fights Dracula.
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Oh, and the cop's uniform is a bikini.
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Pass.
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Oh, here's one.
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Single dad finds love again.
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Let me guess.
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This kid wears glasses.
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And you're too big for his face. Is that
so cute?
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So cute. Pass.
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Oh. Here's my backup. Here.
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A cop and a dog fight the mafia.
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No.
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Oh, Jim. Oh, okay. Look, honey.
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The Bell of Portugal. It has something
for you and something for me. It's got
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romance for me and war for you. Give me
that.
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This isn't war.
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War is when Robert Mitchum is chewing on
a cigar, cutting down Nazis.
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No, this one just uses war to keep
lovers apart so they can look at each
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pictures and cry.
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Oh. No. Look at them. He's wounded and
she's wearing a big hat with a veil.
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It looks so sad. I love that.
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I don't get you women. You will pay
money to see something that you know is
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going to make you sad. Yeah? When you
can go to a funeral any day of the week
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here in town.
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For free.
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Honey, a good cry is like a... cleansing
rain that washes everything out of you.
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You should try it sometime.
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I do cry, Cheryl.
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I'm a Cubs and a Bears fan.
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No,
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no. Listen, you women always say that
you want a sensitive man, a vulnerable
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who cries.
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Trust me, Cheryl, you don't. What do you
know about what women want? I know
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plenty about women. I know they want a
strong man, a real man. The kind of guy
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who bottles up all his emotions inside.
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All I can tell you is that I would be
proud to be with a man with emotional
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depth and compassion.
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Wrong, Cheryl.
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Absolutely wrong.
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It upsets the natural order of things.
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It's like guys wearing clogs. Wrong!
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Well, I think it's sexy when a man's not
afraid to cry.
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Well, then let me let you in on a little
secret.
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What? There is one movie that tears me
up a bit.
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Really? What?
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Robot Warrior 2. Wow!
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It's the tender tale of a robot who
loves revenge.
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And a robot can't make it quick.
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I can't get through it. It's too much.
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Fine. Get your stupid robot movie.
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I am watching The Bells of Portugal.
Fine. Oh, oh, oh. How about this one?
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Kicked in the crotch. Ow.
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Minus the director's cut.
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Oh, kicked in the crotch. Very good
movie. Ow.
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Jim, Jim, would you get off it? No.
Anyone in my position would have done
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same thing. No, no, not anyone.
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If a bird pooped in my fries, I would
not eat around it.
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Hey, Ruby, ask your uncle Andy. Can't.
Got the leg. Gotta go.
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Hey, Greasy, do you know... Can't. Don't
care. Gotta go.
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Hey, Kyle, do you know that... Mommy
said I should get my rocket dog toy.
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Rocket dog, rocket dog.
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Rocket dog.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'm listening.
What did he do?
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I don't need your pity interest.
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Good. Frees up a lot of my day.
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Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Where
are you going? We got the DVDs to
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return here. Don't you want to take them
with you?
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Oh, honey, I haven't watched mine yet.
I'm going to return it tomorrow.
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Oh, all right.
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Well, I'll have the chauffeur drive the
butler to drop off the late fee.
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It's two dollars.
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Well, as long as it's going for a good
cause, Cheryl.
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Hollywood.
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Yeah, Jim, Tom Cruise would be living in
a box without your late fee.
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Sawyer 2, seen it.
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Acting C, violence and robot sex, A+.
Oh, my God,
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the bells of Portugal. I have to see
this. I heard it was fantastic.
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Yeah, if you have boobs.
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Hello.
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Well, hello, Miss Felicity.
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Charmed to meet you. My name is Nigel.
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Captain Nigel Ellis.
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Don't you find Paris rather dispiriting
these days, Captain Ellis?
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I'd really rather you call me Nigel.
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I'd really rather you shut up.
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Dear God, the Nazis are here!
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And they've got my father! He's got a
weak heart!
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Let him go, you monsters!
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Take that, Prince!
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That's for Scotty and Pete and the
Major!
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That's for every English life you've
ended too soon!
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Doctor, doctor, please.
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Give my morphine to Boswell.
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He needs it more than I.
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Damn your pride, man. We need you. The
crown needs you. Now rest.
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Rubbish. Don't worry about me.
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I'm in ripping good form.
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She met you under the bells like she
promised.
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Kiss her, Nigel.
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Kiss her.
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Oh, damn.
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Nazi scum.
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What happened?
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Is the movie over?
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No, you fell asleep, you big girl.
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So I put on a robot movie.
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Oh, well, can I borrow bells of
Portugal?
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No, no.
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I mean, Cheryl hasn't seen it yet.
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Here, here. How about this one?
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Kicked in the crotch.
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Seen it.
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Director's cut. Oh, gimme.
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Five minutes of never -before -seen
groin -kicking action.
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I may be late to work tomorrow.
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Oh, hey!
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Hey!
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Rocket dog!
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Rocket dog!
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Rocket dog!
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I'm going to bed. I have a headache.
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can never shut up.
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Hey, are your eyes red?
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Yes. Yeah? Yes, they are.
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You know, I was watching a robot movie,
and when I saw that action and violence,
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I forget to blink.
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Night, night. Night, night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
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Are you okay? You seem kind of weird.
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Oh, don't worry about me. I'm in ripping
good form.
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I mean, I'm fine.
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Goodnight. Goodnight.
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Felicity, there's something I must tell
you. What, Nigel, what?
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turn those DVDs. What? No, why?
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Why? Because you're going to start
complaining about the late fees and
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going to turn off the heat.
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You have plenty of sweaters in your
closet.
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What do you mean?
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The bells of Portugal?
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Oh, Chuck, what a load that was.
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You saw it?
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Oh, yeah.
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They got a thousand years of culture and
they give us this? Thanks for the crap,
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England.
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Oh, and the hero, Neil or somebody?
Nigel.
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It's an English movie. There's always a
Nigel.
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So, Nigel goes to meet Felicity under
the bells, and at the end... No, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Look, I don't think Cheryl wants to hear
about some stupid pact or meeting under
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some stupid bells.
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The robot destroyed the world, and you
know what? I loved it!
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Okay, so if I go out to the player right
now and pop out the DVD, it's going to
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be that robot movie?
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It is not sappy. It's a good movie.
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Sorry, but when a man behaves like a
lovesick teenage girl, I find it off
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-putting.
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You thought Nigel was like a girl?
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I wasn't talking about Nigel. I think
it's great that Jim watched a
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sensitive, emotional movie and
appreciated it.
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It's a whole new level for him.
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Ha! Face!
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And a whole new level of maturity for
us.
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Hey, Jim, a big sensitive guy.
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What do you say we put the kids to bed
early and watch the movie together?
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Delightful idea.
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Show yourself to the door, young Dana.
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No problem, and then I'll show myself
down to the bar and tell all your
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what a giant Nancy you are. Fake!
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You won't do that, Dana.
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Watch me.
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Fourth of July, Margaritas, Carlos the
lifeguard.
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I was told I could rely on your
discretion on that matter.
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Yeah. That one kind of got away from me.
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Then we'll say no more on the subject.
Good day.
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Picked the wrong time to fall in love.
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I suppose no one told our hearts there
was a war on.
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London may pin her hopes on you and
fight a command, Nigel, but the only
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for our love now is Portugal.
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You know what?
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You're absolutely right, Cheryl.
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I mean, I just feel totally cleansed.
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It's like...
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It's like all my pent -up anger stuck to
the snot and went right into my tissue.
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That's exactly what I've been saying, in
a much less disgusting way.
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Well, now that I'm absolutely in touch
with my emotions, I bet you never wanted
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me more.
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Oh, I'll want you more after you brush
your teeth.
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You know, Cheryl, I don't understand why
they didn't let Felicity and Nigel get
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together at the end of that film.
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I mean, just... It was just sad.
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I don't know. It's just a movie.
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Oh, damn it.
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The top of this toothpaste fell down a
drain. Now it's getting all clogged up.
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You know what I want to get?
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I want to get that pump toothpaste like
the kids have.
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Can you pick some up?
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What?
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Nothing.
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All right, then.
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Let's get down to some love.
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Yeah, you know what, honey?
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I really feel kind of emotionally
drained from that movie. Maybe we should
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go to sleep.
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What? You said you wanted me.
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I don't know how Cadillac man goes.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry, Jim. I got the bells
of Portugal theme running through my
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mind.
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I know how you like that.
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What do you know?
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I know plenty.
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Cheryl told you I cried?
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Cried? No.
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Dana told me you liked it. She didn't
say you cried.
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Dana.
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So, bitch. Big, tough Jim cried, huh?
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Hey, um, let me ask you, how are those
boobs coming along?
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Jim cried during the movie? Oh, God, I'd
love to see that. No, no, you wouldn't.
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That giant head holds a lot of tears.
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That was freaky.
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What happened to the woman who thought a
sensitive man was strong and sexy?
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Yeah, that looks good on paper, but when
it's blubbering next to you on the
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couch, yikes!
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Maybe one manly tear slid down my cheek.
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Kind of like that Indian who hated
pollution.
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You cried.
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Atta girl.
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Don't worry, I won't tell the guys.
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Hey, I've got nothing to be embarrassed
about here.
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But don't tell the guys anyway.
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Look, I think it's very healthy for our
marriage for me to be vulnerable and for
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Cheryl to see that. And you know what a
good cry felt really good.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought it was one
tear, Chief.
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Whatever. It was cathartic.
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And I learned a new word.
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Cathartic.
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Well, hey, buddy, you're going to be
real happy with this piece of news.
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I'm just glad it's over. And I'll tell
you something else. I am never watching
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another movie like that with him again.
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Cheryl! Cheryl!
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Cheryl! Guess what's playing down at the
mall.
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Oh, please be something with crotch
kicking.
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No. Portuguese cathedral.
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It's the sequel to our movie, Bells of
Portugal.
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And Nigel and Felicity have a second
chance at love.
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How could you do it, Nigel? How could
you let me think you dead?
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Get out!
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I hate you!
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I shouldn't wonder your anger, Felicity,
but you must understand it couldn't be
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helped. Life's a mistake.
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coming up, I'm afraid we'll have to put
our love on hold for the duration.
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Never put me first.
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old chump.
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You're talking nonsense.
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Damn straight, Nigel.
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Jim, I need to talk to you in the lobby.
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Well, we can't wait.
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I mean, Felicia, you'll wait for Nigel.
Mommy!
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Bad and sexy.
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And the movie ain't that bad either.
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Come on, come on. What was so important?
It's Felicity and Nigel up on the
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screen. This is hard.
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What? Okay, I'm going to start here.
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Honey, you're making me sick.
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I see, Cheryl.
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Can you be a little more specific?
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Yeah, I can't. It's the crying.
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Crying?
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At the movie? Yeah, yeah. You know, I
thought I wanted you to be more
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I really thought it was something I
wanted, but I don't.
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Sexy, Jim.
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No, because you see me as like a
girlfriend.
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Well, like a giant baby, but okay.
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Oh, you want to be married to a strong
guy who bottles up all his emotions.
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Exactly. So butch it up, would you?
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I knew it. You know what? I blame myself
for this.
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I gave you what you said you wanted
instead of what you needed. I know.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Because, honey.
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Because. I'll tell you why.
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It's very simple.
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I was going to teach you a lesson.
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You were faking? Yes.
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Come on, Cheryl. I don't care about
anybody's relationship. You think I give
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crap about them?
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Sometimes I forget who I'm married to.
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I'm so great.
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Now that you're my great big strong guy
again, I can go in and cry my eyes out
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at the rest of the movie.
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Wait, you want to go see the rest of the
movie now?
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The end is supposed to be devastating.
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Devastating?
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Yeah. What?
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You afraid you're going to cry?
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No!
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I was kidding.
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this kind of movie? I do because they
make me cry.
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It's, it's, I mean, today I become a
better person. I love you
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all.
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What kind of person refuses a hug?
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Please, you're a mess.
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What do you think?
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Well, it used to be rated R meant you'd
see some boobs.
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I think I dropped my keys.
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Oh, okay. I'll meet you in the lobby.
Okay.
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Portugal.
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I still hear the sound of my bittersweet
bells.
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