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Ugh! Come on, come on, come on, come on!
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You know, this is what I hate about the
holidays. There's no parking spaces
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anywhere. Sounds like somebody could be
the little Christmas spirit. Oh, Cheryl.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish
you a Merry Christmas.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas. Okay,
okay, okay, I got the stupid spirit now.
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Oh,
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look, there's a lady with some bags. Ask
her if she's leaving.
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Cheryl, I'm not going to ask her
anything. She's old. She's going to want
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talk.
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All right. Shut it off. Shut it off.
Excuse me, ma 'am.
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Alan, is that you?
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That bird house you built me fell down.
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Yeah.
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Don't worry. I'll be over tomorrow to
fix it.
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I don't know why I ever listen to anyone
but me.
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Oh, look. There's a spot. That guy's
leaving. Oh, good eye. Good eye. Good
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Hey, you see that? That shirt just took
my parking spot. I know. I know. We'll
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find another one. No, but I found it
first. It's mine. It's mine. It's my
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Mine.
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It's Christmas.
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Let it go.
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By next Halloween, your egg in the house
is with me.
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Hey.
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Hey. He just hit my car.
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He's a dead man.
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Honey, count to ten. Count to ten.
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Ten. Ten.
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Ten.
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Let's not make Mr.
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Christmas have to bail you out of jail.
Cheryl, that jerk just backed right into
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us. It's the holiday season.
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This is the time of year to be our
better self.
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Cheryl, why is it always my job to be
the better self? Why can't it be his
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Why can't it be the season for him not
to be a sucky driver?
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Jim, I want you to be nice because it's
important to me.
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Fine.
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Merry Christmas.
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Idiot! Get back into my van!
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Hey, I'm sorry. I was listening to
Howard's turn. He's got two strippers
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kissing.
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You guys okay?
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Do we look okay?
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Yeah, you look fine. Look, we're fine.
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But my car's not fine. You just banged
the hell out of it.
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Well, I'll have a look -see. You're
gonna have a look -see. Okay.
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You look, and you'll see. I'll see.
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Right there.
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Yeah, you're right. Looks like I kind of
tagged you a little bit there, didn't
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I? Sure.
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That's an admission of guilt. Note the
time.
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I'll just write out my insurance
information for you. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Insurance is for having, not for using.
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I want cash.
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No, no, no. Now. No, Jim, that is not
how it works. Sure. But we'll take your
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insurance information and we'll be on
our way.
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Well, thanks for being so understanding.
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And hey, that's a really swell Christmas
scarf you got there.
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Oh, thank you. You know, I knitted it
myself.
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My brooch, my brooch. It's like... Sure,
no.
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Okay, so, uh...
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You guys have a super -duper Christmas.
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Aw, thank you.
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Super -duper Christmas?
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Who says something like that?
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Super -duper... It's Merry Christmas or
Happy Holidays. Have a little spark for
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Christmas, you jackass!
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So Jacob Marley said to Scrooge, I am
here this night to warn you. You will be
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haunted by three spirits.
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What are spirits?
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You know, ghosts.
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We don't like ghosts.
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No ghosts!
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Okay, um, what do you like?
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Hilary Duff. Little Romeo.
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Ice cream.
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Okay. You will be haunted by Hilary
Duff, Lil' Romeo, and ice
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cream. What flavor?
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Oh, do you guys want me to read this or
not?
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We told you we did it.
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Fine. A two -year -old Christmas
tradition is dead.
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Well, the tradition of you boring people
out of the room is alive.
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Well, well, well, Cheryl, I hope you're
happy.
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Well, how could I not be? It's
Christmas.
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Get by my musical brooch. Did you look
underneath my hammer?
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Cheryl, just got off the phone with the
insurance agent.
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You know that guy that hit us in the
parking lot? He gave me fake
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No. Yes, Cheryl.
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Isn't that super duper?
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Yes, Cheryl. Once again, your blind
faith in humanity has bitten us in the
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I should have just handled it the way I
wanted to handle it. Throw his shirt
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over his head and pants him?
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Yes! I should have married you. Oh.
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Now Cheryl's going to cost us five big
ones to fix it.
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$5 ,000?
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Well, five medium ones.
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$500, Cheryl. We're out $500.
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Well, I hope you like love because
that's all I can afford this year.
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Well, it's better than that lawnmower
you got her last year.
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She got a lot of use out of that
lawnmower.
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Look, Jim.
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You're right, okay? That guy was a jerk.
That guy was a jerk, and I'm really
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sorry about the money. But you know
what?
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I am not going to let him or you or
anybody else ruin Christmas for this
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Here, I'm sorry. That's already
happened. It's already done. Hey, hey,
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It's never too late for Christmas.
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Now, I want you to take your kids down
to the mall, put them in Santa's lap,
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get some frickin' Christmas spirit. Now!
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You know...
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I'm the last one to point fingers here,
but it's pretty stupid of you not to
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write down that Joker's license plate. I
mean, what were you thinking?
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Hey!
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That reminds me, I gotta go order my
ham.
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I just started ringing the bell, and now
it's here, too.
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That's a good question, honey. And even
though I've explained it three times
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since the parking lot, I'm going to tell
you again.
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All the Santas you see are Santa's
helpers, and they report to the real
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because he signs their paycheck.
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Is this kind of candy cane?
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Honey, why don't you give Daddy a break
and just stand over there?
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Cruising the food court for hot moms.
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And? No bites, just some nibbles.
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It's okay. I got nothing but time.
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I wouldn't bet on it.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Have a super -duper Christmas!
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Super -duper Christmas?
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That's him!
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Who? Santa!
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No, it's Santa's helper.
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That's the guy that hit our car in the
parking lot. He owes me money.
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Well, you best handle your business, my
man.
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You watch the kids. I'm going to talk to
them.
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Okay, next.
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Whoa.
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You're a little big to be sitting in
Santa's lap.
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Yeah, well, you're a little big to be
wearing those fruity shoes.
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me, Santa?
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Or do you need the sound of scraping
metal to jog your memory?
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Santa doesn't know what the hell you're
talking about.
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I think you do.
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You owe me five big ones to fix my
minivan. Now, come on. Five?
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Five thousand dollars?
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Five hundred. Since when did big mean a
thousand?
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Come on, cough it up.
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Fake information.
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Give me my money. I got my checkbook
right here. Give me the check. I want
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money. It better not bounce.
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Wouldn't mind unwrapping you Christmas
morning.
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Wow.
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My Christmas kitty plays rough.
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Dana, would you give me some help here?
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I don't know if you're going to knit me
one of your handmade Christmas cards
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again this year.
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Yes, I am.
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Not any real authority, you know.
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Now she has met us, and we're not going
to get any presents.
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Because Santa's helpers are going to
tell him. Now we're going to get coal in
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our stockings.
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What's coal?
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Oh, honey, don't even worry about that.
Mommy and Daddy are going to take care
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of everything now.
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Why don't you go inside and see if Aunt
Dana will make you some cocoa?
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Yeah.
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Yes, I did.
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I certainly did. You know who's saying
it turned out to be? The guy who ran his
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car into our minivan.
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Yeah, the crook, the criminal, the guy
who ripped us off. But your macho man
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five big ones.
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Five medium ones, baby, and I'm going to
go celebrate.
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I'm going to go celebrate, wait in line
for a little hot cuckoo.
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the Christmas spirit. He's Santa.
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I'm just a civilian.
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Come on, Cheryl. Give me a break. You
know, the kids think Christmas is
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No, they don't. Maybe they think that
their father doesn't take crap from
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anyone, even Santa.
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They don't care about that.
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They care about Christmas.
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Don't you love seeing their little faces
light up with excitement when they
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think Santa's on his way?
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Honey, their face lights up with
excitement when they pull a little toy
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their cereal box.
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So does yours.
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Jim, you need to get in the car, take
those kids down to the mall, and make
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in front of Santa.
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Oh, Cheryl.
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You know what?
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That kind of thinking is why you married
down.
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Come on. Come on.
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I know Christmas, Jim.
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and in a food court.
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Bit of a dust -up at the card shop.
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Long story short, if a big angry husband
comes over here, you and I are a
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couple.
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What happened to Coleman and Newspaper
for Widows? That seemed to work for a
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while.
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Not really. They always cried during
sex, and that's kind of my thing.
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You excited about seeing Santa?
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Yeah, because Daddy and Santa are going
to be friends again.
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That's right. And you guys are going to
get all your presents.
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Yay!
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Okay, next.
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Okay, I'm going to go talk to Santa.
Watch him.
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Hey. Oh, no. It's you again.
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No, no, no. No, I'm going to call
security.
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No, no, no. Wait a minute. You don't
have to do that. I just want to talk to
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Santa, okay?
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All I want to do is shake hands with him
and make everything cool for the kids.
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Yeah, kids are great.
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Mine need new shoes, and they run about
20 bucks.
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20 bucks.
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You're short, mean, and cheap.
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You must be catnip for the ladies.
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Hey, Santa.
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Oh, no, not you. But just go away.
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Where's my elf? Elf to the throne. No,
no, no, no, wait a minute. Please,
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please, I don't want any trouble. I
don't want any trouble at all.
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Okay, I just...
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I just want to shake hands and wave to
the kids, and we'll be on our way. Well,
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forget it. I'm not shaking your hand.
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Santa's not a five.
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Wait a minute. Come on.
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Think down a little deeper, huh? Try to
find your better self. It's Christmas.
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I'll find my better self at happy hour.
Now, get out of here. Not until you
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shake my hand. Hey, kids, look it. I
fixed things with Santa.
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the Easter Bunny's ass.
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I got no problem with the bunny. He
drops off the chocolate, leaves nice and
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quiet.
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It's not funny.
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It's Christmas Eve and you got into a
fight with Santa.
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You went to mall jail.
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I tried everything with the guy. I tried
talking with him. I bribed his elf. I
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even swapped spit with your brother.
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Next time, no garlic pretzels for you.
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Next time...
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drinking coffee.
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You can't have coffee.
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Coffee's for grown -ups. Give me that.
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You're going to be up all night.
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But we have to stay up and talk to
Santa.
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If we don't, he'll leave coal in our
stockings. I did not make my bed every
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this month for coal.
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Watch coal!
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Don't have to worry about it. Santa's
going to come. He's going to give you
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gifts. You'll have plenty of presents in
the morning.
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You're right. They're going to be fine.
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But at least you got your money.
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It's you.
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Just relax, okay?
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All I want are your clothes.
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What?
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I mean, your Santa suit.
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I mean, it's Christmas Eve. I couldn't
find one anywhere in town. I don't care.
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I already gave you your dough. Get out
of my car.
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Listen to me.
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It's for the kids. Oh, for the kids.
Yeah.
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I hate kids.
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Look, I tell you what.
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I'll give you the Santa suit for 500
bucks.
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Are you crazy? I don't have 500 bucks on
me.
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I've still got my check.
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There you go. It's a pleasure doing
business with you.
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Hey, I hope you and the fat guy and your
three kids have a super duper
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Christmas. We will.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, pardon me. I'm sorry.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll put in a good word with Santa for
you. Yeah.
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And while you're talking to him, you
might want to ask him for a new
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cab.
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bucks for a Santa suit. They're asleep.
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This thing is itchy.
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I swear, if there's something crawling
around in this thing...
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A little leftover roast beef for
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Santa.
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Isn't he lucky?
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Santa!
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Oh!
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Oh! You caught Santa between bites
there.
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Don't you want milk and cookies?
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Well, Santa's on Atkins right now.
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Come on.
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Sit on Santa's lap.
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Now, Santa knows you and Ruby and the
little one.
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Gracie. Gracie.
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I know that you think you're not getting
any presents this year.
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Here's the deal.
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That's not true.
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You are getting presents.
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Okay?
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So, go upstairs now and go to bed.
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What?
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What are you waiting for? I told you
you're getting presents.
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But could you give some of my presents
to my daddy?
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Your daddy, why?
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Because he got in a fight with your
helper, and I don't think he's getting
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presents.
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You mean you're willing to give up your
toys so your daddy has a good Christmas?
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Yeah, but not the walkie -talkies. I was
pretty good.
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Well, Santa's starting to get that
better self thing.
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You don't worry about your daddy.
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He's the luckiest man in the world.
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He's going to get presents.
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He won't get coal in his stocking this
year.
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What's coal?
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Well, it's like a rock that burns.
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Cool. I want coal.
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Wow.
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Who's this?
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Mommy. It's Santa Claus.
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What? Oh, it's very nice to meet you,
Santa.
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Nice to meet you.
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You know, I named one of my reindeer
after you.
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Foxy.
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Vixen? Yeah, Vixen, Foxy, whatever.
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Santa has a lot of work to do. I really
think you need to go to bed.
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No, I want to hang out with Santa.
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Did I just hear you say no to your
mommy?
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Where's my naughty list?
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Okay, I'm going.
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Wow.
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That kid is really good.
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Where did that come from?
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Me.
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He's an amazing father.
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Wow.
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Little girl.
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Would you like to sit on Santa's lap?
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I would.
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How would you like to be naughty and
nice?
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You know, Santa, my husband's going to
be pretty upset when he sees you've
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his roast beef.
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He's going to be more upset when he sees
Santa in bed with his wife.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish
you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a
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Merry Christmas.
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