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What's with these doctors? They're
always showing off their diplomas. I
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it's like, ooh, I finished college. Ooh,
I completed med school.
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Ooh, I really know a good framer.
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Jim, he's the best fertility doctor in
town, and I find the diplomas
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You know what I find reassuring, Cheryl?
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Employees must wash hands.
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Good morning. Good morning, Dr. Gibson.
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Good morning, doctor. I'm Jim. Yeah,
Jim, we met last time. Yeah, I just,
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I thought maybe you didn't recognize me
with my pants on.
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I looked at your test results. Yes.
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And it seems that your sperm count has
increased.
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Yes! That's because you stayed away from
alcohol and the hot tub, just like you
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said. I even gave up the tighty
-whities.
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I'm riding commando right now.
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At ease, soldier.
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You're really doing great. Oh, thanks.
But even so, the numbers are still well
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below what we would like them.
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I'm afraid you're going to need to make
a few...
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Additional sacrifices.
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What else is there to give up? Jim, I'm
talking about frequency of activity.
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I think that we know what that means,
Cheryl.
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Wink, wink, nudge, boing.
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Yes, Jim, thank you for speaking in code
in front of the doctor.
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To maximize your chance of getting
pregnant, I'm advising that you refrain
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boing.
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What?
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Except during Cheryl's ovulation window.
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That's once a month.
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That's impossible.
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I mean, look at her.
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And that should be your only release.
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Are you freaking kidding me?
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I gave up the booze, cigars, hot tubs,
bicycle riding, and now I can't do what
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God built me for?
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Jim, do you have this kind of outburst
often?
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No, not really.
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Okay, let me ask you this.
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How well do you cope with stress?
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Very well. Whenever it comes up, I
identify the cause and I yell at it.
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When you do that, you raise your blood
pressure and release cortisol into your
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bloodstream. Yeah, I like that stuff. It
helps me yell louder.
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Jim, it's not good for your count, all
right?
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You should do whatever you can to avoid
any kind of outburst.
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Well, you know what that means?
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A prescription for no Dana.
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What's a Dana?
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Dana is my sister. She's kind of
sarcastic, and Jim finds her really,
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annoying. Really? Yeah.
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And she's single, if you're interested.
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A month without sex? Honey, that's like
a month without sex!
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Jim, I know it seems difficult now, but
the time's going to fly by. Is this a
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recent picture because she is fine?
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Yes, it is.
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Honey, honey, I know you're not happy
about this. No. And neither am I, but we
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both want this baby, right?
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Yes, yes. No, I want the baby.
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I know.
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It's so hard, a month.
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I know, sweetie.
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All right, well, if I'm not going to
release, then you've got to help me.
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No more late -night cable viewing.
Right. You've got to comb the newspapers
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you know, bra advertisements.
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Okay. And you keep Laverne and Shirley
under wraps.
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You've got great sperm.
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Mel Gibson?
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What? He's got like 30 kids.
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No, me.
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Hey, got you your favorite sandwich.
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Oh, my God, Italian beef?
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Uh -huh. Double dip with peppers?
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Uh -huh. Oh, I am starving.
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So, it went well, huh? Oh, yeah, it went
great. Yeah, feeling fantastic? Oh, I
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feel the top of the world. Oh, great.
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Remember that feeling, because Max is on
his way over with some stupid change to
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the model.
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Oh, man.
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Will you remind me why are we trying to
get this job again?
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Because he's loaded and you love money.
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Right, right.
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Kind of all days for him to come. Why,
what?
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My fertility doctor said if I get
stressed, I can't knock up your sister.
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Bet Mel Gibson could.
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Ellis!
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Max!
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What? No strippers?
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I guess you guys don't want the job.
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I'm kidding you. I'm kidding you. Come
on.
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I'm on a time crunch here, so let me
look at the new model and point out the
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things you did wrong, which is just
about everything.
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Oh, thank you.
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That's good.
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You should have one.
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I love the skylights.
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Those are air conditioning units.
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Could they be Skylight?
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Max, Max, please. This is the third
model we built for you.
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I know. My kids love playing with them.
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Which is why I'm close to hiring you
guys.
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How close?
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I'm as close to hiring you guys as you
could be to hiring you guys without
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actually hiring you guys. I mean... But
I gotta run.
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Good talking to you, Kat.
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What exactly do you want us to do to
make the model better? See?
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Exactly. Make the model better. You're
smart.
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You okay?
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Yeah. Come on.
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I passed that test.
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Hey,
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you want anything?
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You want a coffee? You want a donut?
Anything you want?
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Uh, no, no. I'm good. I'm just gonna
start off. a new model for Max.
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Uncle Andy and I are trying to do some
work here. Can you kindly settle down?
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We're sorry, Daddy.
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It's okay, baby. Thank you.
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Kids, kids, kids.
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Daddy needs some quiet, okay?
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Now, who wants to help Mommy and Aunt
Dana bake a cake?
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All right.
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Wow. And you guys want to try for a
fourth kid?
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If I were you, I'd be looking to sell
one of them.
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Cheryl, what are you doing in here
wearing that sexy outfit? You're driving
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crazy.
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Jim, it's a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
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Ponytail, ponytail!
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Cheryl,
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do you want a pole to do that on?
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that voice.
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Honey, honey, I know it's difficult.
It's hard for me, too.
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Oh, yeah.
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Coming from the woman who was in the
shower for 45 minutes this morning.
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I was pumicing.
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Whatever you want to call it, Cheryl.
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Oh.
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Honey, honey, honey, why don't you guys
just go work in the office? No, no, no.
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No, we can't go to the office. Why not?
I can't go to the office because Max
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always shows up.
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At the office with some stupid idea that
he gets while he's driving a stupid
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car. And then we got a stupidly
knotted... Oh, my God, what kind of
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that? You are driving me crazy.
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It's a dryer sheet. Calm down.
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I am calm. I'm trying to be calm. It's
very hard. We haven't been able to do
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special monkey hug.
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Welcome to my world, Jim.
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I haven't hugged a monkey in a long
time.
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I don't like this.
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I haven't seen you this stressed out
about work in a long time. It's okay.
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the money that this job is going to
bring in, this family can use.
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No, honey, we're fine.
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There's absolutely no reason for you to
kill yourself over this.
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Carol, think about it.
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We're talking about having a fourth
child, we've got three bedrooms, and all
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these kids are going to go to college.
That's expensive.
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Please.
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Gracie's going to be robbing gas
stations.
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Best case scenario, she gets caught and
becomes the state's problem.
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I'll get it.
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All right, maybe only three of them are
going to go to college, but it's still a
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lot of money. I'm going to put later
here.
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Max, what are you doing here?
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Max, how did you find out where we live?
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I got people that know people.
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You want to know where Oprah lives?
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I'll give you a little hint.
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Nowhere near here. That's where she is.
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I'm Max. Hey, I'm Jim's wife, Cheryl.
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Wow, nice work she is.
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Listen, you sneak me some Polaroids,
I'll get them after.
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Max, Max, Max, Max, Max. What do you
need, Max?
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Well, I'll tell you what. I was out
driving around today, and I think I came
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with a great idea.
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Oh, let me guess. We throw out the
skylights?
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Wrong. I love the skylights.
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For another building. But I want you to
put a second floor on this one.
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Max, you can't understand me. No, honey,
honey, honey. A second floor means more
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money, which is... Good, right?
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Right. Money.
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Right. Good.
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Right.
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See, the thing is, I want to hire you
guys, but I got to know you're my kind
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people. You know what I mean? Life is
too short to work with people you can't
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stand. You get used to it.
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So I was thinking that maybe we could
hang out together, you know, and crack a
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few cold ones.
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How about Sunday?
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Oh, Max, I don't know. Sunday is...
Sunday's really for family. Yeah,
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That's good. Family is good. You know, I
got two or three myself.
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Yeah. Well, that's too bad because now I
don't know what I'm going to do with
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these.
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Bears, green bait, tickets, and Lambeau
Field?
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It's the yard light.
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First class trip on my luxury party bus.
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Forget it. You got the family.
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I don't. I'll die alone.
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Me too.
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For your Trump family, honey.
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Oh, God. It's in our wedding vows.
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Well,
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then it's set. I guess I'll see you guys
tomorrow morning at nine o 'clock.
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Nine.
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Cool. Hey, will brunch be provided?
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I get a bit peckish around 11.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Peckish. That means horny, right?
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No.
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Then I got no idea what you're talking
about, man.
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What does he think brunch means?
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Doug, you guys are riding on a luxury
bus. Yeah. We made to watch the Packers
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-Bears game. And you're sitting on the
50 -yard line. Yes.
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Why didn't you get me a ticket?
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Because I want to have fun.
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Don't worry, sis. I told Max you're a
big Bears fan and would love to come.
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did? No, I want to have fun, too.
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You guys are jerks. Yeah, jerks with
tickets!
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Oh, Cheryl, Cheryl, that's the home game
figure. That's not the away game
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figure. Just forget it.
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Honey, honey, honey.
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If you went on this trip, you could stay
home. Yeah, you know, Cheryl's right.
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We all want that fourth child. I should
go in your place.
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Cheryl, I'm going to remain calm.
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I'm going to be calm.
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Come on, I'm going to be surrounded by a
bunch of Bears fans. How much more
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relaxing can that be?
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Jim? That's Max.
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Let's begin our journey on the luxury
bus that Dana won't be on.
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We're down, Chicago Bear.
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Make every way clear the way to victory.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Nice bus.
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Did we get these guys or what? Brandon,
grab the camera. Grab the camera.
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this bus has cheddar in their veins.
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Well, then why'd you invite us?
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Because winning isn't fun unless you can
rub it in someone's face.
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Oh, you must feel like crap.
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Brianna, quick, take another picture.
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Dana, what are you doing?
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Yeah!
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Why do I even smile?
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Load up! Hello, Christmas card.
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Dana, don't you dare!
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Oh, shut up!
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I'm going to find out if this guy really
does bleed cheese.
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No, no, no.
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What are you doing?
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No. Be cool, man. What are you doing?
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Make a fool out of him. Come on. Shh.
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I don't like this guy any more than you
do. But we can't kill him until we get
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the job.
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Or I score with one of these babes.
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At least the job's a possibility.
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You cannot get on a bus with a bunch of
Packer fans.
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Cheryl, I have to. The doctor said you
need to stay calm and not... Lose it.
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not going to lose it, okay?
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Five hours on a bus full of Packer fans.
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Jim, you explode after five minutes in
tight shoes.
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Joe, I think I can exercise a little bit
of self -control.
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Okay. We haven't had sex in weeks, and I
take a shower, and I don't even pumice.
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God, I think I was really pumicing.
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It's all right, as long as you were
thinking about me.
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That's when you get started. Want a
beer?
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I'm not drinking beer out of a Packer's
cozy.
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Unless there's a kiss involved.
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I carry me.
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Where?
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And so the dance begins.
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Jimmy, let's go. Get on the bus. Come
on.
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Jim, I don't like this.
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Maybe I can go with you. You know, Dana
could watch the kids.
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Cheryl, I'm a big boy now.
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Okay? I can handle this.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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beautiful woman.
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Let's go Packers!
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Let's go Packers!
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Let's go Packers!
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Come on, Jimmy, let's go! Let's go
Packers!
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Let's go Packers!
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Let's go Packers!
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Let's go Packers! Well, honey, thank you
for coming. Let's go Packers! I'm
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telling you, I would have been fine by
myself. I know.
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I know, but you've been doing a lot of
sacrificing for the family, and I can
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too. I'm just happy I could be here for
you.
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Cheryl, put a rub on my leg.
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Let's focus on something else. Close
your eyes and picture yourself in a
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of daisies.
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Daisies.
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Daisies.
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Honey?
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Do daisies look like boobs?
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Then I'm not in the field of daisies.
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Seriously, I carry mace.
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And yet you haven't used it. I'm seeing
green lights.
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Rivers!
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Jim, we just crossed the Wisconsin
border, so we're officially in
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Let's go!
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Love this one.
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Okay, here we go.
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Silly Sally, what'd you do today?
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Silly Sally, what'd you do today?
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Did you comb your hair with a... comb?
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Okay, okay, and you'd think so, but
Sally is silly, so it's something weird.
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A weird comb?
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Must be a beer. Yeah.
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How's it going with Brianna?
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Not good.
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No. Her eyes said yes, yes, but her
knees said take that, creepo. Oh.
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Just to eliminate any confusion, her
mouth said it too.
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Hey, there you guys are.
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You guys have been great sports. Have a
day, everybody.
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How long are you going to keep this up?
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Just until we get the job.
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Oh, oh, I've got to tell you, you
already got the job.
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Since when?
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I decided last week.
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Right.
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00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,380
Wait, last week?
316
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:58,940
What last week? You don't think I can
tell the difference between an air
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conditioner and a skylight?
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Come on.
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00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:08,840
No, no, wait a minute. So this whole
exercise on this bus ride was just to
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us look like jackasses?
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00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:13,630
You and your buddies can have a good
laugh. A good laugh. We had a million
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laughs.
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Tim, it's not worth it.
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We'll try for a baby next month.
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Really? Yes.
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Matt. Yes.
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I'm not going to blow up.
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But you know what? I have something to
say.
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And Andy here is going to say it the way
I mean it.
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You're some piece of work.
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You are some piece of work!
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00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:50,920
Nobody talks to me like that. Nobody
talks to him like that!
333
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:55,640
You know what? If you're not a stand -up
guy, then we don't want to work for you
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00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,640
anyway. You know why?
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Because I've made a good living without
you all these years, and I'll continue
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to make a good living without you. If
you can't be a stand -up guy through the
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years, you gotta keep them shorter, Jim!
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00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,820
Tony's a piece of crap. You, sir!
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are a worthless piece of crap.
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00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,540
I'm just speaking for myself now. Your
pasta salad sucks.
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Wow.
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00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,200
Anything else?
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00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,240
I don't know. We good?
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Spike the cheese head.
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I think that's funny, huh?
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That's great.
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You guys are great.
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You're weird cats, but I love you, man.
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You're my kind of people.
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00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,380
You still have the job? Of course you
have the job.
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00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,860
Let's start Monday morning. Bring the
plants over. Come on. And by the way,
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Brianna is a dude.
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Come on, buddy.
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00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,600
You know, honey, I think I know you. I
know I don't know you.
355
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,520
But self -control is very sexy.
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00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:10,360
Cheryl, you're waking up the beast in
the cellar.
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00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:15,389
Oh, yeah.
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00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,150
Oh, that works.
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00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,470
You do not look sexy at all.
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00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,010
You've got to keep that hat on.
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