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Ah, grade school.
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Really takes me back.
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Spelling bees, the book reports.
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Patching kids in the playground.
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Blowing up toilets.
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It was a magical time.
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Okay, girls, come on, let's go.
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Bye, Dad. Oh, my little boy, sweetheart,
you have fun today, all right?
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No pressure, princess, but you better
get all A's like I did.
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But you didn't get one in gym.
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Her evil's growing stronger, Jim, I can
feel it.
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Come on, baby, let's go.
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Hey, see that sign there?
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Father -daughter dance, Saturday night.
Are you ready to bogey and party with
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your daddy?
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Could you please not do that?
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Oh, okay, we'll save it for Saturday
night.
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All right, now give your dad a big kiss,
because I've got to go to work and earn
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that money to put you through public
school.
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No.
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Why not?
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I just don't want to.
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Come on, you always kiss me goodbye.
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I've got to go.
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I did not flunk Jim, okay? I took an
incomplete because I didn't want to
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with the boys.
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I don't like man sweat.
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I'm getting a throat.
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Dana,
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I need you to take these low -carb
brownies I made and tell me if you think
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will know the difference.
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Um...
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Not if you put ice cream on it and
smother it in chocolate sauce.
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But deep fry it first just to make sure.
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Hey, honey, how was work?
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My work was fine. It's your work that
I'm worried about.
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What did you do to Ruby?
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What are you talking about?
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She's moody, she's surly, and her
attitude stinks.
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Oh, I didn't do anything.
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Well, I'm not the bad parent because I'm
never around here.
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She would not kiss me goodbye today at
school.
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And while we're at it, Gracie's not a
day at the beach either.
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Can you guys just calm down? I am her
daddy.
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She's supposed to kiss me. What's going
on here?
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Jim, there comes a time in every woman's
life when they realize you're creepy.
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You know, there comes a time in every
woman's life that they should go home
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get their own life.
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Jim,
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I know what Ruby did.
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You know, you just can't take it
personally.
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That's easy for you to say. She isn't
your daughter.
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Yeah, I mean, she kind of is.
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She's just being a nine -year -old girl.
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You know, she's right. I read about this
in my parenting books.
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It's the classic first step towards
independence. It's very healthy.
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But is it healthy for a single childless
woman to have parenting books?
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Mom sends them to me, okay?
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Just like she sends you those Russian
bride catalogs.
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Yeah, but I don't use them the way she
wants me to.
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You guys know what I mean when I say
that?
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Jim, if it helps any, it's not just you.
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When I take her to the mall, she's
embarrassed to be seen doing these, so
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walks like 20 feet ahead.
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All right, that's shit.
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That's the end of this era.
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I'm going to go nip it in the butt.
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It's bud.
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It's a gardening reference.
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Oh, famous sayings. It's always my
Achilles tendon.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Come on, sit down.
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Sit down. I am telling you, it's
perfectly normal. I did the exact same
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my father.
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Oh, and look where he is. He's dead.
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It had nothing to do with me. He was hit
by a bus. Yeah, or did he fling himself
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in front of the bus because you didn't
kiss him goodbye?
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Jim. All right, all right, all right.
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Well, what are we supposed to do with
Ruby? Well, sometimes the best thing to
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is nothing. Nothing? Yes, you need to
leave it alone.
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Ruby's going through a phase.
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Oh, I know all about those. Remember
that summer fling I had with Edith
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Anderson? Yeah.
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What's it like getting dumped by a 75
-year -old woman?
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She didn't dump me. She forgot who I
was.
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All right, say I take your advice and do
nothing. Well, I'm guessing Ruby will
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just come around.
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She doesn't kill me first.
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Look at it this way.
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She'll get hers when she has her own
kids.
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Sweet.
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All right, I guess I could just take a
deep breath and just not let her get to
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me, that's all.
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Exactly. I mean, come on, I'm the adult
here, right? Yes, you are.
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You are my great big adult.
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Now, would you go upstairs and get Ruby
for dinner? Yeah, sure.
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What's this? You're throwing up brownies
now?
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Hello, Carl.
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Oh, carry on.
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What are you going to wear to the dance
Saturday night?
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My dress is pink.
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So don't wear pink.
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Hey, Rue. Time for dinner.
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What? I'm on the phone.
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Well, I can see that, honey, but it's
time to hang up now. Come on.
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Hold on.
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No. I'm telling Ashley something
important.
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I hear that.
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But perhaps you can continue your
conversation after we dine.
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Hey, just go away.
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So anyway, Madison says she has some
sparkling nail polish. I'm going to
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on my lip gloss for her nail polish.
Hey!
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Goodbye, Ashley.
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You can't talk to me like that. I'm your
father. I'm not your Uncle Andy.
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Well, you can't just...
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Tomorrow, you're going to kiss me
goodbye at school again.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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You're not the boss of me. I certainly
am the boss of you.
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I put food on the table. I buy you those
Justin Timberwolf albums.
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So you're going to listen to me, young
lady, and you're going to start loving
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me.
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in your seat next to Daddy?
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No, I want to sit here now, next to
Uncle Andy.
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If I could bottle this charisma, I'd be
a millionaire.
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What the hell's this?
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I'm not sitting next to Jim.
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I did my time in this seat. Now I'm not
going back.
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Sit.
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Hey, Ruby, watch it. Uncle Andy steals
food off your plate.
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Yeah, and toilet paper from your
apartment.
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If you're going to spring for the aloe
stuff, you should lock it up.
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Hey, what the hell is this? What's she
doing sitting next to me?
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Where's Ruby? Hey, I don't like it any
more than you do. Ruby took my seat.
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Oh.
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Ruby doesn't want to sit next to Daddy,
huh?
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Well, okay, that's fine.
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Could somebody please pass the cheese?
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Ruby, it's right next to you.
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That's okay.
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It's okay. I'm not the boss of her
anymore. Right, Ruby?
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There it is again.
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What the hell is that? You teach her
that?
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All righty. Well, I'm going to go into
the kitchen and talk. And just so I
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look crazy, you want to join me, Jim?
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What? This could be a long one.
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I went upstairs to get Ruby for dinner.
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Did anything happen?
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She started it.
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Oh, God, what happened?
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Well, I went up there and she became
impossible.
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I told her to knock it off and I ordered
her to love me.
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You know that only works with Andy.
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Cheryl, we have two different kinds of
parenting styles, all right? I'm a busy
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man. I work all day. I don't have time
to write out a phase.
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You need to just eat. Leave it alone.
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I tried to, but you weren't there. She
called me a dumbass.
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She was?
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You know, with her eyes.
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Look, Jim, I know this isn't going to be
easy, but really, we just have to, we
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just have to ride this out. Give her
some time.
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Yeah, time, time, right?
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That's not going to work for me.
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I have a better idea.
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Hey, hey, honey, just for fun, you want
to run that plan by me real quick?
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Cheryl, you're going to have to watch.
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And learn. She wants to mess with me, I
can mess with her. Okay, but just think
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about this one thing.
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Ruby makes a much better nine -year -old
than you do.
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We'll see.
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Is it me, or is this spaghetti not her
best effort?
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It's better than her brownies.
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Well, well, well, Cheryl.
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Everything looks so delicious.
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From here, from where I'm sitting, it's
something else.
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Hey, Gracie, why don't you come up here
and sit on Daddy's lap?
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Why?
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Because I love you.
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Come on, sit on my lap.
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Hey, Gracie, look at this.
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You like the view?
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Get used to it.
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Because one day this could all be yours.
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When in the future, you become head of
the family.
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But I want to live underwater with all
the mermaids.
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Yeah, I'd hitch your wagon to that
dream.
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Jim?
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Honey, what are you doing?
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Oh, I'm just loving my daughter.
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How about that? How was your day today?
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I made a house out of macaroni.
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Isn't that funny?
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I build houses, and I eat macaroni.
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appreciative laughter, music to my ears.
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Go ahead, baby, go ahead.
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Okay, so my teacher took out this huge
box full of different colored macaronis,
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and I got to pick. I picked a bunch of
orange ones. Orange, what a great story,
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orange.
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But I'm not done. Oh, we can fill in the
blanks, honey.
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Now give Daddy a little kiss on the
cheek.
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I'll kiss you, Daddy. Of course you
will, because I'm your father, and it's
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cool, baby.
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Come on up here and sit on my lap. Son,
there's room for two of us. Yeah, at
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least.
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Oh, Daddy.
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Yes, my dear, my dove, my young love.
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I know what you're doing, and it's so
lame.
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Ruby. And I'm not going to that school
dance with you either.
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It's okay. Just relax.
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Gotta wait it out. She doesn't want to
miss that dance.
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Okay, get off my lap. Off my lap.
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30, the dance starts in half an hour.
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So? So.
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You said that Ruby would come around.
She hasn't, so you need to go up there
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talk to her. Cheryl, will you relax?
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She's going to crack.
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Believe me.
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You know what your problem is? You don't
understand the female mind.
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And you do.
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Absolutely not.
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No one does. It's a bee's nest up there.
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But I do understand my daughter.
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And she wants to go to that father
-daughter dance. Believe me.
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Guess what?
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I just came from Ruby's room where she
asked me to do her hair for the dance.
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Oh, my God. What time is it?
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Right o 'clock.
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Good thing Daddy didn't forget to get a
corsage.
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Amateur.
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Amateur. Time for me to put my suit on.
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You know what? I do understand children.
Maybe I should write a book.
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Maybe you should read one first.
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I'll draw.
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You must keep your goldfish in stitches.
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Wow.
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Look at you.
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All ready for the dance?
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Yep. Well, I'm going to put my suit on
and I'll be down in a minute.
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I'm not going with you. I have somebody
else.
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Look who's got her sense of humor back.
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Hello?
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What are you doing out of bed? Ruby said
you were really sick and... Why does
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everybody look at me so weird?
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Ruby?
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What are you doing?
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I was about to go to this dance with
Daddy.
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Well, I want to go with Uncle Andy.
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Oh, Jim, I swear I had no idea.
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God, I hate these awkward silences. I'm
just going to talk until someone
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interrupts me and then... Dana, shut up.
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I don't want to be late.
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No, no, stop.
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Nobody's going anywhere.
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Jim.
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Well, it's obvious that she wants to go
to the dance with her Uncle Andy.
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Just let her go.
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Jim, I can't take it.
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Take her to the dance.
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It's this god awful. charisma all right
i
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guess you should go to the dance that's
what you want is that what you want
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Well, at least the tradition of Andy
taking a relative to the dance is alive
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well.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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How you doing?
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Oh, I'm not loving being a parent right
now.
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I've been there.
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She dumped me for Andy.
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Can you believe that? That guy can't
even dance. Have you seen him dance?
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joke.
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She wanted to go with you.
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Well, then why did she pick Andy?
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Why is she pushing me away?
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Because she's trying to grow up.
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She's trying to be your own person.
Isn't that what you want? No.
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I want my little girl who says I love
you, Danny, and gives me lots of kisses.
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Oh, I know.
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That'll always be a part of her. It's
just...
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Gonna be a little bit more on her terms.
No, not terms.
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She's too young for terms.
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You know what the thing is, Jim? I mean,
she's gonna push.
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She just needs to know we're gonna be
there.
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Yeah. I don't get that.
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Okay.
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What's the first thing you do when you
buy a belt?
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Oh. I bend over and tie my shoes to make
sure the belt can take the strain.
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But you don't really want it to break
because you need it to support you.
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You're good, lady.
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You are really good.
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I'm the belt, right?
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Hi, Ashley.
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Where's your dad?
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He's not here.
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So who brought you?
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Oh, uh, nobody.
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Hey, Ruby, come on out.
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I hope you are programmed to boogie.
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00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:06,890
That weird guy knows your name.
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You should tell a chaperone.
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00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,500
Hey.
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00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:26,859
What are you doing here?
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00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:32,140
Oh, I was taking a walk in my suit and I
heard some music, so I thought I'd come
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in.
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00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,200
You know, if you dumped that guy, nobody
would blame you.
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00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,160
I would, but he's my ride.
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00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,180
I got wheels, baby.
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00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,280
I'm here, Stan.
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00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,220
You can hang with me. What do you say?
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00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:13,640
Well... Can we dance while you think
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about it?
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I guess.
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00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,600
Yeah.
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00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,280
I'm not a very good dancer, okay?
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00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:24,870
So if I step on your toes, you'll tell
me?
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00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,470
It's okay. Uncle Andy stepped on my
back.
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00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,110
You know what, Ruby?
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Look, if you don't want to kiss me when
I drop you off at school anymore, or
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whatever, it's okay.
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00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:48,370
Is there any time that it would be okay,
though?
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00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:53,500
Well... I guess you can kiss me at
bedtime or when I'm sick.
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Or when you come home from work.
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How about when your friends are over?
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00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,680
No.
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00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,800
What if they walk in the other room?
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00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,220
Way too risky.
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00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,720
I get it.
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Ruby, Tuesday, look at you.
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00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,340
Do you know that you are the most
beautiful girl here tonight?
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Thank you, Daddy.
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00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,480
And you look so grown up. You know why?
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00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:22,810
Because you kind of are.
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00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:25,150
You think I look 12?
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00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:27,590
Oh, 13, easy.
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00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:34,230
Hey, Ruby, want to go hang out at the
snack table with me, Beth, and Aaron?
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00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:39,070
Well, I'm kind of dancing with my dad.
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00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:40,290
No, no, no, that's okay.
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00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:41,870
No, go ahead.
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Look, we got your whole life to dance.
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Go ahead.
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00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:49,990
But just remember, when you come back,
I'll still be here.
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00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,220
But, honey, bring me some cookies.
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00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Hey.
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00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:12,480
You know, I've had eight of those jello
shots.
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00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,460
I think they're just jello.
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00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:21,170
So, everything okay with you and Ruth?
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00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:22,390
Yeah, for now.
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00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,370
You see, I'm the belt.
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00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,970
And I'm also the pair of pants, you see.
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00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:36,130
And then I bend over and, uh... You
know, you gotta talk to Cheryl about
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00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:40,910
All I know is from now on, I gotta
really work hard at not embarrassing the
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little girl.
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00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:42,790
I hear that, my friend.
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00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:49,130
Let's kick this pig!
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00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:51,370
Let's bump butts!
355
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,410
Down low!
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00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:56,370
Up high!
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00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:58,230
Get around!
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Is this too much?
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00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:02,130
Not enough.
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