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Oh, really?
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Does it have a guy with a ponytail on
the front?
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Yeah.
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That's mine.
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Hey, come on, no sad faces.
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Why don't you go check on the couch?
Maybe there's some money there.
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You know, if it's not mine.
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Hi.
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Hey. Ranger, where you been?
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Working. God, I miss unemployment.
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That's funny. That's what he used to
call you, Miss Unemployment.
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I found a dollar.
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Isn't that funny?
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I just lost a dollar.
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So, guess who I bumped into, an old beau
of yours.
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Who? Doug Stephen.
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Doug? Get out!
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How is he? How does he look?
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The truth, or you just want to feel
superior?
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Come on, I'm not like that.
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fat, bald, and rehab give me anything.
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He looks fantastic.
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In fact, he kind of, well, sort of asked
me out.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, isn't that something?
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So, uh, wouldn't it be too weird for
you?
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Please. We broke up like a million years
ago. Good, because we've been dating
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for the last two weeks.
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Okay, a month.
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And I really, really like him.
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Oh, wow.
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Good for you.
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You know, we should have him over here
for dinner. Oh, yeah, totally.
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You know, someday.
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You already invited him, didn't you?
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Saturday.
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Dana, I just don't know if dinner's such
a great idea.
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I mean, I'm totally fine with it, but...
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You know how jealous Jim gets around my
old boyfriend.
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Yeah, he does that victory dance. I got
her. You didn't. I got her. You lose
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her.
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Fine. I'll ask Jim. If he's okay with
it, then I'm fine. Great. Okay, girls.
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Third time's a charm.
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There might be some change underneath
Daddy's car seats. Go on.
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Jim. What?
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They got tiny little hands. I can't get
under them.
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Dana is dating one of my old boyfriends,
and she wants to have him over here for
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dinner, and I'm fine with it.
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But if you feel worried about it at all,
I totally, totally understand.
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What's for dinner?
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Steak. I'm good.
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I got her. You didn't. I got her. You
lose it.
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Oh, baby.
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Here, here, here, here.
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Try that.
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Amazing.
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You're an artist, you know that?
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Well, thank you, Doug.
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I do know that, but...
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It never hurts to hear it.
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Here, try another piece. Oh, I'm sorry.
Five -second rule. Yeah, you can have
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that.
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Isn't he wonderful? I think Doug's
wonderful.
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He's wonderful, isn't he? Yeah, yeah,
wonderful.
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Hey, Jim, did you know that Doug has
season tickets to the Cubs?
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No kidding.
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Yeah, right behind the dugout.
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You only have one seat.
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No, I have two seats.
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Try some of my famous three -bean salad.
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Yeah, she gets it at the store.
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You know, the Cardinals are coming in
next week. That's going to be a hell of
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homestand. You know it, my friend. Hey,
Cheryl, you want to get my buddy here an
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ale? Oh, I'd love to. Whatever Doug
wants. It is Doug's world.
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Okay, fine. I buy the three -bean salad
at the store, but I add an extra bean.
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That makes it four -bean salad.
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What's going on with you?
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Nothing. Is this about me not letting
you use the grill?
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Because we've already been over this.
Man tames fire, not woman.
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And yet you send me to relight the pilot
on the water heater.
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That's different. That basement's
crawling with spiders.
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You know what? You've been acting weird
with Doug all day.
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That's not true.
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Here's Doug's beer.
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Okay, I'm getting the feeling you're
having a problem with Doug. Well, maybe
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do. What?
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Doug is awesome.
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I don't even know why you broke up with
the guy.
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I didn't break up with him, okay? He
broke up with me.
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Well, well, well.
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This all makes sense.
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Ken dumped Barbie.
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No. Yes. No.
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I'm not upset that he dumped me, Jim.
I'm upset that he never told me why.
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It was just over. Like that. There was
no closure.
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Oh, great. Closure.
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Do I have to stay for the rest of this
conversation?
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Everything between us was going great.
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Yes, I do.
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And one day I asked him when I was going
to see him again, and he just said,
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don't worry about it.
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Life's long.
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And I never heard from him again.
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Nothing. I had no idea how to process.
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Carol, you women are insane about
processing.
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You know what? Men just move on.
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Are you telling me that when someone
broke up with you, you didn't want to
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why? Yeah, I just figured out it was
some personal failure on their part.
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Carol,
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men don't ask why. They ask what.
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Like, what's for dinner?
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You never hear them say, why dinner?
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I don't understand. No, I do understand.
No, no, I do understand. You have to
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let it go.
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Yeah, but... The guy dumped you 15 years
ago, Cheryl. Come on. Move on, baby.
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Okay, okay.
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Fine.
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Maybe Doug could be good for Dana.
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Well, he could be good for me, too.
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Doug's got box seats at the Cubs game.
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Yeah, yeah. And you know what?
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If things keep going the way they are,
and I'm getting all the signals...
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I think he's going to ask me to the game
this weekend.
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You know, honey, Wrigley Field is pretty
old. I hear those stands are infested
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with spiders.
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Don't even joke like that!
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Hey.
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What? Going to the game with Doug, huh?
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Yeah, yeah. It's going to be a good
game.
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Don't lend him any money, because you'll
never get it back.
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I think it's his treat.
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Okay. Well, that's good.
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That's what I thought 15 years ago.
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Good old Doug said, Hey, Andy, want to
tag along with me and Cheryl? We're
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to see Driving Miss Daisy.
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I was going to go work out, but I
figured, you know, what's the harm in
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one day?
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Andy, what is the point? The point, Jim.
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As we get to the box office, and guess
who conveniently forgets his wallet? Mr.
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Hair Product himself.
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He stiffed me. Do you realize how many
times I had to dance for my grandma to
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earn that ten spot?
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You danced for your grandmother for
money?
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That's not the point of the story!
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weird message from Doug.
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Really? What?
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Well, I haven't seen him in a few days,
and when I called him to ask him what
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was up for this weekend, he left me this
message back saying, don't worry about
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it. Life's long.
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What?
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What does that mean?
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It means he dumped you. I mean, I don't
know.
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Come here.
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Come here, sweetie. Sit down.
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It seems that that's Doug's way of
breaking up with people.
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He did the same thing to me, exact
words, life's long, and I never heard
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him again.
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I don't believe it. Doug dumped me? But
he didn't even give me a reason.
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I feel so awkward.
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I'm supposed to go to the game with a
guy who broke your heart.
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You're not blocking my car, are you?
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I've never been to every game at a
homestand before.
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You spoil me, Doug.
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Ah, well, extra innings, walk -off home
run.
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Doesn't get any better than that. Oh,
good stuff.
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Good stuff.
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I gotta say, you know, last couple
weeks, I've been really having a great
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Me too. Yeah.
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It's just that, you know, I've been to
games with other guys, but it's
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with you.
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I mean, you'd get me.
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Hey, you want to come in? Oh, no, I got
to get up early.
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Yeah, me too, me too. Yeah, very busy,
very, very, very busy.
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Oh, yeah, thank you.
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Thanks.
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So are we going to go to the game
Thursday, the Phillies game?
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I'll call you. Yeah, when, Tuesday,
Wednesday?
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Hey, don't worry about it.
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Life's long.
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Couldn't be better.
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He's a prince.
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Yeah.
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He doesn't owe you ten bucks. Yeah.
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Hey, Daddy, I found another one of your
dollars.
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Keep it.
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Why shouldn't I be? It was a good game.
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So then, why aren't you boring me
sentences with all the details I don't
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about?
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No big deal.
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It's just a ballgame.
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just unwind after a game?
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Fine.
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Fine, unwind.
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Fine.
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And then, excuse me, I'm going to go be
alone with my thoughts and soak in the
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tub.
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Men do, right?
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I know, but... Cheryl, I... I just
can't.
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Could it be that you're hurting?
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And maybe you need closure?
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No.
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Yes.
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I don't know.
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I just feel a little emotional right
now, all right?
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It feels pretty terrible, doesn't it?
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thing that can care what you've got. You
need to process.
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Hugs.
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Tighter.
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I don't want an apple martini. Why can't
I have a beer?
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You have to, honey. This is how we
process.
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I said...
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Come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh.
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Ooh, it tastes like jelly beans. Uh
-huh.
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See? Okay, now tell us your feelings.
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Do I have to? Yes, sweetie. What are you
feeling?
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All right.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck.
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Mm -hmm. Do you have an overwhelming
urge to get a new haircut?
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A little. Mm -hmm.
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Andy, get him another martini.
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Coming right up. You don't get over a
broken heart without a little liver
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damage.
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I just don't get it.
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My guy takes me to six games.
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He pays for everything.
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Then he just tosses me aside like what
we had meant nothing.
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You know what? You are too good for him.
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Oh, I don't know, Cheryl.
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I'm going to push too hard.
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My God, at the first game, I high -fived
him. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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What were you supposed to do? Guy buys
you a hot dog, you make assumptions.
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You know what?
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You want to get over him, this is what
you do.
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First, you call him on the phone, and
when he answers, you hang up. Then you
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it again, and again, and again.
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And then, when he finally changes his
number, you drive by his house, and you
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spy on him.
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Isn't that stalking?
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No, no, it's healthy.
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Also,
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you have to burn something he gave you.
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My foam finger?
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All right, may as well.
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It's not like I'm going to be going to
the Phillies game now.
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What if he's with someone else?
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Then you go with someone else. And then
when you accidentally bump into Doug,
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you snub him in front of the new guy.
It'll drive him crazy.
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Hey, hey, hey, I'll go. I'll be your new
friend.
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Oh, no.
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He'll recognize you. He won't recognize
me. I was a dork back then.
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Box seats. They're way too expensive. I
can't afford that. Oh, yes, you can. You
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get a broker and you pay what you have
to.
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I once spent $300 on a pair of shoes
because I knew I was going to see an ex
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with his new girlfriend. And then when I
did, I made sure to compliment her
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crappy shoes.
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That's good. That's good. Always
compliment the shoes. It shows you're
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bigger person.
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You know what?
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We should all go.
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Doug burned all of us. Yeah, he did.
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Yeah. Yeah. You know what? We should all
go.
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and show him he can't treat us like
dirt. Yeah.
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That's right. He can't take a prize like
me and just toss me away.
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Woo! You go, girl.
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You know, I was really into it till you
said that.
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Pardon me. Excuse me. My seat's running.
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Oh! Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Doug Stevens as I live and breathe!
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What are you doing here?
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I have season tickets.
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That's right. That's right, because I
came with you and I sat right there.
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Hey, Dana. Cheryl. Hi, Doug. This is one
of my friends, Alexander.
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Alexander Hamilton.
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I got a $10 bill.
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Yeah, yeah, we're very close. Best
friends. Best friends, this guy.
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Great. This is Oliver. Hi. Hey, Oliver.
How are you, Oliver? Nice to see you,
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Oliver. Excuse me.
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Good day at Wrigley Field, the friendly
confines.
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Hey, Ollie.
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Yeah. Nice shoes.
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He just stepped in gum.
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Yeah.
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I'm aware of that.
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Now what do we do? Hey, show me off. I'm
your boy toy.
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00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:52,350
No, no, no.
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We have to show Doug we're having a much
better time without him. Yeah, yeah,
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Jim. Say something and we'll pretend
it's hilarious and laugh really loud.
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Okay, okay.
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00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:03,210
Okay, I got something. I got something.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:13,960
You are such a rock on jerk.
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Cheryl, what a catch. You witty, witty
man.
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00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,020
It's not working.
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00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,620
Look at them over there. They make me
sick.
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00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,960
Show me.
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But I'm guessing it was more clever than
blah, blah, blah.
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00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:43,680
Hey, hey, hey, that's mine.
300
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:45,500
Hey, that's my ball.
301
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,540
Hey, new guy, that's my ball. Give me my
damn ball.
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00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,080
What are you talking about? You know
what I'm talking about.
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I should be him. That should be me
sitting next to you. That should be me
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you gave the ball to, not the guy you
dumped me for.
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00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,670
This is my wife right here.
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We like to do it.
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Jim, why don't you just sit down and
chill out, okay?
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No, no, you know what?
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00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:20,090
You will not chill out. Not until
everybody here knows how you treat
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That's right, Ollie. You better watch
out because you're next. That's right,
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that's right. Today it's fun and
peanuts. Tomorrow you'll be drinking
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martinis with your wife and sister -in
-law.
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00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:31,490
You know what? You want to know why, but
you never will because he's too much of
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a wuss to tell you. You're right.
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Do you want to know why I ended things
with you?
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Yes.
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I dumped you because you never let
things go.
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You overcompensate for your insecurities
with this obsessive need for
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perfection. Dana, you never emerge from
your sister's shadow. And the lack of
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maturity comes across as childish
sarcasm. Can't such good looks.
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And Jim, you never stop talking.
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00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:09,520
I don't need to hear your insane
theories. I just want to watch the game.
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I don't know the history of ham.
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Or why women are like oatmeal.
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You're a foolhard.
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And this is why men just move on.
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Well, we all know why Doug dumped us.
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And we've all had time to process.
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Who feels better?
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Anyone?
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00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,040
Anyone?
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00:20:56,740 --> 00:21:00,400
I am far too pretty to ever have to hear
why someone breaks up with me.
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00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,920
Childish sarcasm. Yeah, right.
334
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,480
Am I insecure?
335
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:10,580
Or is he insecure because I'm perfect?
336
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I am, aren't I?
337
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,540
I really wanted that $10.
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I'm driving Miss Daisy money that's like
three movies.
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00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,920
I think I've proven that this whole
processing thing is a bunch of crap.
340
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:28,700
We'll do it my way. We'll forget about
it and move on.
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00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,460
Let's egg his house. Toilet paper! Yeah!
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00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,920
Poopoo on his doorstep! Poopoo!
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