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Carol? Yeah?
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I think Kyle needs you.
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Oh, honey.
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What he needs is to be changed. I know,
but you do it so well.
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All right, all right. But you need to
help Ruby with her valentines, okay?
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Okay, bye, Sneaky.
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Don't eat all the candy hearts.
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Mommy said don't eat them.
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Mommy said don't eat all of them.
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See?
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Listening is important.
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Watch this one here.
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Look at that, two turtles kissing.
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Shall you be mine?
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That's clever.
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Who's Brad?
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Her boyfriend.
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Shut up!
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Give me that.
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P .S.
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My dad is the boogeyman, and he knows
where you live.
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Oh. Yippity -dippity -doo.
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Oh, baby.
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What are you guys doing?
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We're mooses, and Daddy's a bear. Is he
chasing you?
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No, he's hibernating in his chair.
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I see.
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Sprint tire!
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They're gone.
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Oh, playing with these kids just wears
you out.
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I think I need a nap.
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So I've been thinking about Valentine's
Day. Oh, Valentine's Day. Come on,
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honey, that is such a racket.
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Created by women.
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Like salads.
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The ordering.
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Cuddling.
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Are you done?
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Yeah.
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I was thinking, maybe this year we
should just stay in, order a pizza, and
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a movie in our sweats.
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I have never been more in love with you
than I am right now.
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What did you get me? Oh, I got you
something really good.
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All right, because it's going to be hard
to top last year's smart mop.
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Well, I won't be needing that blouse for
Valentine's Day.
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Richard flaked on me. Shut up, Jim.
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Okay, I'll just save it for the next
guy.
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What happened?
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Everything was going great, you know,
but now that Valentine's Day is coming
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I can't even get him on the phone.
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Well, Dana, you know what that's about.
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Cheryl, if I may.
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Take it away, Professor.
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When did you start dating him?
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Right after New Year's. Okay, there's
your problem right there. You see,
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Christmas is the commitment cutoff. If
you were dating him before Christmas,
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Valentine's Day is a lock.
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After Christmas, he has no legal
obligation.
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Also, you talk too much.
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Okay, this bear is hitting the woods.
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I still don't know what I want to get
Jim for Valentine's Day. Do you have any
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idea? been listening to me, I'm going to
be alone for God's sake. Well, honey,
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we already know your Valentine's Day is
ruined.
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Can we focus on me?
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Okay. Let's see. What doesn't Jim have?
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Oh, I know. How about opposable thumbs?
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Dana, sometimes I think you forget he's
my husband.
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And that was very funny.
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Oh, I know. You know, a friend of mine
did something for her husband on his
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birthday. It was very romantic and sexy
and...
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Oh, never mind. You'd never do it.
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What? No, you'd never do it. Tell me.
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Well, she got someone to take these
boudoir photos. Oh, no!
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Gregarious. Okay, class. Oh, Cheryl,
I've so lost you.
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You know what? I could be the kind of
person who would take a sexy boudoir.
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she naked?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It was tasteful lingerie. It was soft
focus. Very classy.
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You know, that might be fun.
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I am going to consider that. Okay, well,
let me know when you're done
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considering it because we both know
there's a no coming.
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For your information, there is a yes
coming. Yes. You see? There it is.
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I'm a nut.
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I don't believe you.
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Well, do you believe this?
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Well, we have a couple days to work on
it.
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All right. In a red bag and everything.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Yeah, you got three emergency players.
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Wow. And look, there's little crackers
and cheese packing in case you get stuck
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in a ravine. Oh, that's great.
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Actually, let me take those now. I'll
replace it later.
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Okay, my turn, my turn, my turn, my
turn. Cheryl, calm down. There's only
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crackers.
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No, no, I need my present.
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You ready?
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Open it, open it.
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Well, it's not a home entertainment
center.
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Oh, I can't wait for you to see it.
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Oh. You're too much, baby.
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I want to marry it.
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But I did.
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I can't take my eyes off it.
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Well, maybe you can take your eyes off
of it for this.
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You see what happens when you play in
the black keys?
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Yeah, man.
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What got into you, huh? Little muse by
the name of Kelly.
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I met her on Valentine's Day. Now, I
don't like to kiss and tell, but let's
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say I kissed her.
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And now I'm telling.
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I will tell all.
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So, what happened, huh?
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I kissed her.
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That's it.
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Good story.
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This is my first Valentine's Day without
the ex -wife.
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I thought I'd be very sad, you know, but
I went out with this chick from work,
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had a great time.
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I didn't miss the ex -wife at all. Good
for you.
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How about you, Joe? What'd you do?
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Went out with your ex -wife.
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She doesn't miss you either.
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Jim, you're kind of quiet. What'd you
and Cheryl do? I'll tell you what they
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did. They sat around the couch in ratty
old sweatshirts covered in pizza sauce
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and baby spit. That's what they did.
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We all gotta know.
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Did you fall asleep in the bathtub or
the couch?
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What?
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All right. All right.
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You want to see what ten years brings?
I'll show you what ten years brings.
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Look at that.
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Wait. Oh, was that Cheryl?
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Well, yes, it was. Really?
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All right, take a long, long look at
that, boys.
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Lookie there.
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That's my wife's face.
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That's my wife's body.
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And that parasol?
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I think they gave that to her.
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Beautiful, huh?
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Stop doing that! That's my face!
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What are you doing?
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What's going on?
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Just a little band wrestling, you know.
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Give me that!
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Okay, you're busy. Get in here!
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I can't believe you showed this to them.
This was only for you.
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Oh. Okay, well, now I know.
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No, now you don't know.
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You never know. You are clueless.
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So we're cool, right?
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Right? You're an idiot.
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Cheryl, Cheryl, you don't understand.
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The guys were all bragging about how hot
their Valentine's Day was and how we
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were a boring couple, and I took umbrage
with it.
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You used it right. Thank you.
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Trust me. I was defending your honor.
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By showing half -naked pictures of me in
the garage?
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Yes, and it worked perfectly.
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You were showing off.
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So what? You show off all the time. You
brag about it, you know, to your friends
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when I get a big... or you'd tell the
neighbors how good I am in bed?
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I'm not telling them that.
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Somebody is.
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Jim, Jim, look at me.
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See these?
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Yes.
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These are my divorce eyes.
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You have no right to objectify me so you
can look like a big man in front of
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your friends.
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Cheryl, I think you are overreacting.
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Overreacting is painting the front door
black because the Cubs lost.
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They are going to win the World Series.
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Jim, all I'm asking is that you never
show that picture to anyone again.
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Okay.
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I will never show that picture to anyone
ever again.
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Okay? Thank you. You're welcome.
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Well, where did you get a wallet -sized
photo anyway?
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Oh, Kinko's.
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Are there any more?
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Just this coffee mug.
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Like it hot?
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Yeah, guess you came up with that. It's
cute.
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Cheryl!
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I'm keeping the key chain.
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Kyle finally went down. Good.
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So, what did you end up doing for
Valentine's Day?
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I went to Morton's alone.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, no, don't be.
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My waiter was drop -dead gorgeous. He
really clicked. We went out afterwards
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talked for like two hours.
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And then at the end of the night, he
gave me a single red rose.
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It was...
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One of the most romantic Valentine's
Days I've ever had.
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Honey, I'm so happy for you.
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When are you going to see him again?
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Cheryl, he's a waiter.
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Oh, my God. I have the same shoes as
Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Yeah, turn the page. Janet Reno has
them, too.
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Hey, Kenny. Hey, Cheryl.
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Just wanted to drop off this camisole
for Jim.
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What?
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Huh?
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You said camisole.
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Oh, it's a blueprint.
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Oh, all right. I'll give these to him.
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What?
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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What?
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You saw that picture of me, didn't you?
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No.
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Look, I'm totally late. Love you. I
mean, bye.
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What was with him?
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I have a pretty good idea.
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Daddy, do you have any fives?
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Lives?
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Girl, can you go upstairs?
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But we're playing with Daddy.
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Look, I'm not saying there's a pony in
your room, but I'm not saying there
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isn't. A pony!
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Yay!
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That's a good one with the ponies.
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Kenny from work was just here.
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That's weird. He's been dead for two
years.
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Yeah, they're coming.
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Oh, good.
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Because of dead Kenny, own money.
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Oh, I told him he could bring these by a
Monday. Yeah, he's so sweet. I guess he
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made a special trip so he could, you
know, gawk at me.
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Well, apparently in spite of our
conversation, you've been showing my
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the guys at work.
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Cheryl, I did not show that picture to
anybody else. I did not believe you.
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You know, I've been waiting for this
day.
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The day that I can actually truthfully
deny doing.
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What you're mad at me about.
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I did not show anybody else that
picture.
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Wow.
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Honesty.
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That feels... same.
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All right.
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I guess I believe you.
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You guess? Well, you had to see that
picture somewhere.
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Hey, pervert, keep your eyes on your
pants.
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You know what I mean.
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I told you, you can't block my window.
Now take your coat and get out of here.
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That scantily clad woman with the
parasol is my sister.
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Yeah, right.
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Let me see.
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You must be the owner of this smut shop,
huh?
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Yes, and it's a photography studio. That
is my half -naked wife hanging in your
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window next to a Dalmatian train
conductor.
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Oh, my God, that's adorable.
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How'd I miss that?
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Cheryl. Cheryl. Hi, Cheryl. Hey,
Michelle.
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Did you park in front of a meter? Don't
worry, honey, I put your paper bag over
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it.
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Oh, that's...
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Really big.
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Yeah, well, you don't have to worry
about it, honey.
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Because it's coming down right now.
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Really, I've gotten many compliments on
it. It's been great for business.
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Really? Oh, that is bull.
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Don't listen to her, honey.
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You remember that time we were in that
barbecue restaurant and they took a
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snapshot of me eating ribs? And then
they put it up in the window?
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Two weeks, bam, the place closed.
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Well, Jim, it looked like you were
eating a person.
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It was embarrassing.
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That thing is coming down. That is
coming down. Oh, wait, wait a minute.
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That people like the picture? Yeah, when
I tell the moms you have three kids,
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they sign right on.
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So, Michelle, you're telling me that I'm
like a poster girl for soccer moms?
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Okay, that's it. You stay real with your
brother. I'll handle this. All right,
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I'm done with the charm, okay? You, you,
keep moving, keep moving.
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I'm the husband. I am the boss.
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That photograph comes down.
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All right, I don't want to cause any
trouble. Michelle, leave it up.
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What?
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Cheryl, Michael Jordan is a role model.
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You don't see him running around in his
underpants?
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Actually, he does do those commercials.
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Are you a guy?
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Yeah. Then help me here.
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Okay. I can't believe that.
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Half -naked photo of you hanging in this
window in broad daylight in front of
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this town to see for these coops and
creeps. Go get that creep right there.
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at him. He's staring at me.
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You're killing me here.
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Come on. You can't do this. It's just
wrong, honey. And there's a million
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reasons.
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For example, like, first of all, like...
Privacy?
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Privacy is an issue, yes.
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Intimacy?
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There you have it. Interesting.
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And?
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And? And you probably shouldn't have
shown that picture to the guys because
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really private between a husband and
wife. Wife.
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Wife. Wife.
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I know those are hard words to hear, but
they needed to be said.
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Yeah, well, you were kind of rough with
me.
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Come on, you're killing me.
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I am serious.
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Look, I didn't even go down on my knee
when I proposed to you.
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No, no, you certainly didn't kneel in
gum.
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I am really serious here. I'm begging
you to take this photograph down.
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If you don't, I'm going to park myself
right in front of this photo shop 24
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hours a day, seven days a week.
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And then what's going to happen? I'm
going to lose my job.
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And then you know what?
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It's going to be a public embarrassment
for you and the children.
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And then when somebody asks you who your
husband is, you know what you're going
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to have to say? Oh, he's the sneaky guy
living in front of the Photoshop.
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You know, the cute one with the gum on
his knee.
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Come on, baby.
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Please.
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All right, Michelle, take it down.
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Oh, thank God.
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How much is that doggie in the window?
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$200. Oh, you saw me coming.
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You scared me. That's not fair.
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Oh, it's so fair.
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All over this photo. Hey, hello,
everybody.
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Nobody's going to see it. Oh, man.
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Hey, you know what? I think we've been
off with a free frame.
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Sweetheart, I want you to close your
eyes.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You can open them.
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I know you really love that emergency
road kit I gave you.
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And by the way, I'm going to replace the
crackers.
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But after you gave me such an amazing
gift, I just felt I needed to do
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more.
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So I got you this.
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Anybody you want.
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