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Is that Bullwinkle?
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How do they blow up those big balloons?
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Wow. Fantasy number five. I can cross
that off my list.
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You want to know my fantasy?
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Mm -hmm.
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You putting those groceries away?
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Oh, I'll put them away as soon as you
make them into a meal.
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All right, I hope I got everything here.
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Oh, honey, cinnamon sticks. I
specifically said brown cinnamon.
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Well, grind them up.
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You can't just grind it up. You clearly
have no idea how cinnamon works.
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Please don't tell the fellas.
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Hey, Kyle, your first Thanksgiving.
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All kinds of new foods you can throw up.
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Happy Thanksgiving, all.
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Oh, Andy, thank you.
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Wow, look at this.
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Marshmallows, graham crackers. I'm going
to make a turkey s'more.
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Then you wonder why your pants don't
fit. That's because you leave them in
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dryer way too long.
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Give me a look at my hand turkey.
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Wow, that is the turkiest hand I've ever
seen.
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Daddy, you and Uncle Landy are twins.
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Yeah, what's with the bowling shirts?
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Well, uh... I don't know.
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It's just fun.
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fun thing.
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Jim? Yes, Cheryl?
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Are you and Andy going bowling?
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Yes, we are, Cheryl.
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We're going to recreate the first
Thanksgiving.
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Where the Indians and the Pilgrims
bowled together.
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You know, honey, I need you here.
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to carve the turkey, and we're going to
do a photo for the Christmas card.
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And you know what? It is Kyle's first
Thanksgiving.
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I know, honey, but this is a Toys for
Tots charity thing. It's a bowl -a
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and I gotta go. I gotta go. I just gotta
go. You don't even have a toy!
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You're never too young to learn about
giving.
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And you know what, Cheryl? Besides that,
you should be thankful that we're
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going. I mean, you know, you gotta focus
on your cooking. You don't need all
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this distraction.
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You know, last year the turkey was a
little dry.
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Thank you, honey. You know, you're right
about those distractions.
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Girls, you want to go bowling with Daddy
and Uncle Andy?
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Yay!
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That turkey better be moist.
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See you later.
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Come here, Gracie.
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Now, I got...
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Four out of a possible ten, so I put
down four.
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You only got four?
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Yeah, four's not bad.
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Actually, four's pretty good.
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Are you going to cry, baby?
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Are you?
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Hey.
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Gracie, never talk to your Aunt Andy
like that.
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Uncle Andy, Uncle Andy.
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Go ahead, honey.
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All right, everybody happy?
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Gracie, Gracie, Gracie.
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Come here, sweetheart. Let me help you
here.
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Here. Now just pick it up.
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That's it. Spread your legs a little
bit.
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Look way down there. That's what you
want to hit.
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Okay, then all you do is you just let it
go.
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That four's looking pretty good right
now, isn't it?
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Andy?
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Gracie?
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Gracie, look at the puppy!
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Ran away.
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Five!
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Five.
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Game's not over, princess.
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Okay, everybody happy?
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All right, I'm going to go to that
little dark room over there and watch
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with some very sad Irish guys.
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Daddy, watch me.
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Okay, honey.
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Me?
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All right, all right, I can bowl one.
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Good luck, Daddy.
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A good luck kiss. Thank you, baby.
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cream cheese brownies and a pumpkin nut
loaf with enough walnuts to make Jim
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itchy but not enough to kill him.
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Wow. You must have been baking all
night. Yeah.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Just that I'm going to die
shriveled and alone.
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Try the brownies.
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What did I tell you last holiday season
when you were like this?
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Oh, some crap about how I'm smart and
beautiful and any guy would be lucky to
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have me. Blah, blah, blah. Where's the
wine?
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You know, Dana... it's not easy to find
the right guy.
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You have to think of it like a marathon.
You know, it starts off with thousands
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and then ends up with just a few good
ones out front.
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The point is, you gotta keep running and
you'll win the race.
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Or hit the wall and crap yourself.
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Chris, Tony, hi.
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Uh, Jim's not here. He took the girls
bowling, so... Bye.
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I'm gonna...
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Close the door now.
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I guess Tim didn't tell you. He invited
us for Thanksgiving.
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Oh, isn't Carol with you?
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No, Carol left me a couple months ago.
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Oh. Yeah, I know. It's been pretty
rough.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Dana.
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Hi.
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So, would you guys like... Yeah, sure.
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So you like comic books?
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Okay, five strikes in a row, I'm on
fire!
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Daddy! Not really, girls, not really.
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Five strikes equals 130 points.
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How many do you have, McGlady? Shh,
quiet. Father's bowling.
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Remember, folks, everything's got to be
exactly the way it was before each ball.
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Okay?
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Good luck, Kiss.
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Good luck, Daddy. Thank you, baby.
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Okay.
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Something isn't right.
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Gracie, were you drinking that soda
before?
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No. Throw it out.
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That's too bad. What a shame. It looked
very refreshing.
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Andy, eat the hot dog.
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and four.
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Eat it!
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Okay.
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Yes!
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Okay, who's your daddy?
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You are.
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Yeah, yeah. The word on the land, baby,
is that you are halfway to a perfect
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game. That's right.
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That's right, Lewis.
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Hey, well, good luck, Jim. It's been a
long while since we added somebody to
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wall of fame. Yeah, I know, I know.
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Yeah, baby, and to do it on Thanksgiving
would be special.
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Yes, it would.
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I really haven't had much of a
Thanksgiving since the missus died.
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Do you know that when I was going to
the... Lewis, Lewis, Lewis.
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Huh? I'm trying to bowl here.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, man. Go ahead, go ahead.
Okay.
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She'll still be there tomorrow.
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Thank you.
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Your dad gets 300.
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A perfect game.
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One more.
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One more.
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Uh,
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God? Hi, it's me, Jim.
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I really, really, really want to strike.
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I promise I won't ask for anything
again.
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And, by the way, thanks for all the
great creations that you've made.
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Like bacon.
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Pork chops.
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You know, the pig in general is really
great.
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Amen. Wow.
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The power's off.
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Tournament's over.
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What about my game?
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Oh, yeah.
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290. Nice effort, Jim.
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Wow. So that's how Spider -Man got his
powers.
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Huh?
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Bitten by a radioactive spider.
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What bit Wonder Woman?
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I heard it was Iron Man, but I think
that's just an ugly rule.
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Dana, can I see you in here? I'm having
a crisis with the plates.
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Coming, Mom.
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So cute.
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Dana, you have met Chris a hundred
times. You always make fun of him. But
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suddenly, holiday season plus glass and
a half of wine equals Chris is so cute.
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You just don't understand Chris the way
I do.
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We're simple folk.
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Well, I wonder if you'll see Chris the
same way when you take off your
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Chardonnay goggles.
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Fine. No more wine. But you can fix the
plates yourself.
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And you know what else? No more wine.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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You know, this is kind of a special day.
I just really don't want anything to
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ruin it.
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Hey, oh good, there you are. I was just
going to call dinner's ready.
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Where's Ruby?
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With Jim, for good luck.
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Good luck for what?
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Funny story.
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Jim, you know, it's Thanksgiving. The
whole family's here. Please come home.
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Cheryl, I can't.
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But, honey, Andy said that the power's
out and it's hopeless.
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Honey, I am one strike away from a
perfect game, and the league says if I
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it's over.
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Hey, did you know that Chris and Tony
are here?
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Sorry. Careful, everybody. Broken glass.
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You know what? It is Kyle's first
Thanksgiving. Doesn't that matter to
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Come on, honey. He's just a baby. He
doesn't even know who I am.
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family photo and that stupid pilgrim
story with the pie fight.
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You know, honey, who's going to carve
the turkey?
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Cheryl, I don't expect you to understand
this, but I just need to do this one
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thing. Bring my Ruby home.
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One more thing.
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Ruby can't leave. What?
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She's got to kiss me before I bowl. It's
a good luck thing.
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But she's missing Thanksgiving dinner.
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Daddy, my hair's stuck in the candy
machine.
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Honey, nobody likes a quitter.
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I gotta go. Bye.
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Did you get anything?
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Jim?
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Great. Jim's not coming and my
daughter's eating candy for
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You hear that?
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Ruby's eating candy.
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No, don't cry.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't cry.
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Andy, what did you do?
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She misses her dad.
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Why would you even tell me a joke like
that?
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I thought we were getting closer.
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How old are you?
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What happened to the great sense of
humor you had about an hour ago? I peed
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out.
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Sorry.
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Careful, everybody. Broken glass. Stop
crying.
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Cheryl,
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I'm not coming home. I'm right in my
mojo zone.
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Don't worry. I'm just trying to get
Ruthie. I don't want to hear about your
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or your mojo. And by the way,
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You use the word mojo.
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Well, you know what? I don't like some
of the words you use.
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Like I hate it when you call a pickle a
gherkin.
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A gherkin is a very special pickle.
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Cheryl, can you please just be mad at me
for one thing at a time?
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Okay.
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Sit down.
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Cheryl, did you ever do anything
perfect?
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I married you.
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I'm kidding.
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All right, look.
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There's nothing special about me, okay?
I mean, I was never the captain of a
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football team.
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I wasn't the kid who got straight A's at
school.
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I mean, I even remember this one time in
Mrs. Pearson's math class.
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There was this boy who got 100 on every
test.
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Perfect.
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100, Cheryl.
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And I used to look at that test, that
100.
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And I would think to myself,
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wow, I wish I was that kid.
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I mean, I didn't want to be Chinese.
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Do you kind of get where I'm going here,
honey? I'm listening.
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I'm a very lucky person.
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But I was an average kid, grew up to be
an average man.
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But you know, today, I got a shot.
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I got a shot here.
255
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:43,180
I mean, I feel like a kid who suddenly
has a chance to pitch in the World
256
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:46,800
or to go to the moon or to be king of
the United States.
257
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,820
We have presidents, Jim.
258
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,260
I know. I want to be king.
259
00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:01,240
Cheryl, do you realize a 300 in bowling
is a perfect score?
260
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,500
Perfect, Cheryl.
261
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,770
All they can do is tie me.
262
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:10,230
They can never beat me.
263
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,390
I think you should take Ruby home.
264
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:36,970
All this just to get your picture on the
wall with seven fat guys?
265
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,170
I'm gonna make it eight.
266
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,400
I want to get two beers, officer.
267
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:08,700
Lewis.
268
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:12,080
All right, I came in here, officer, to
take a little nap.
269
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:15,020
Man, what time is it?
270
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,720
Hey, what's up with the power thing?
271
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,600
The white man still has it.
272
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:25,300
Oh, you mean the system. No, my system's
still fried, man.
273
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,560
Ain't nothing happening tonight, Jeff.
274
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,360
All right.
275
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200
I'm going.
276
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,440
but you give it up.
277
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,300
Yeah, I got a wife and family waiting
for me at home.
278
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,640
And I got a beautiful wife waiting for
me up in heaven.
279
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,360
We're both lucky then, huh?
280
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:52,160
You know, Lewis, I was this close to
being perfect.
281
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,240
Yes, you were.
282
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,080
should spend his first Thanksgiving
watching his father bowl a perfect game.
283
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,640
Thanks.
284
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:24,840
Do it up, Jim.
285
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,880
Good luck, Big Jim.
286
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:37,020
Mmm. Smells delicious.
287
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:42,800
I haven't had a Thanksgiving dinner
since... Oh, I'm sorry.
288
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:45,620
What's wrong with Louis?
289
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,520
Beats me.
290
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,400
Good luck, Daddy.
291
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,620
Thank you.
292
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:57,220
Take a picture for the wall of fame with
my dead wife's camera.
293
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,160
Wait,
294
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,420
wait, wait, wait. No, no, come on,
everybody.
295
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,160
Everybody, come here.
296
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,160
Hey, Tony, grab me that leg, would you?
297
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:10,960
Here you are, Kyle, on your first
Thanksgiving.
298
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,420
Cheese.
299
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,380
Honey, I can't believe you did this.
300
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,000
I mean, the candles, the dinner. You're
just like the greatest wife ever.
301
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,960
Wait. Good luck, Kiss.
302
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,160
Oh.
303
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,620
Go get him.
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