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Oh, you're making Halloween costumes.
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I can't wait till I have kids.
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You know, handmade costumes are really
the way to go. Yeah, I gotta tell you,
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it's a lot of work.
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Oh, Cheryl, I'd pay you.
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Dana, you know, when they're your own
kids and you see them looking up at you
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with those sweet little faces and you
hear them talking to you in those sweet
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little voices.
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Gracie, will you just stop jumping off
the freaking stairs?
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So, what are you going to have for
Halloween?
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Desirable woman going to waste?
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I have to work.
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Oh, you're not going to come trick -or
-treating with us?
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No, there's a project due, and everyone
with kids gets to go home early, so it's
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just me and the lesbian in accounting.
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Whoa, you guys talking about lesbians?
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Yeah, Jim, we talk about lesbians
whenever you're not in the room.
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I knew it!
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Did you take the trash out?
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Well, uh, kind of. All right, don't say
no yet.
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The bag broke.
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And I was going to pick up the chicken
bones.
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And I thought, wait a minute.
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Chicken graveyard.
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It's spooky.
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What do you think?
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I think you get more into Halloween than
the kids do.
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Oh, I love it.
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I do, I do. It's all that free candy,
baby, you know.
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Sticking it to the man.
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No matter how much our neighbors hate
me.
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When they see me with my kids at the
door, they have to give me candy.
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It's the law.
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Mommy, Daddy, there's dogs on our front
lawn.
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Damn it. They're eating my decorations.
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Gracie?
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Did you jump off the stairs again?
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No.
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I think you did.
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And I have told you a hundred times not
to. Jim, would you tell her not to jump
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off the stairs?
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Don't jump off the stairs.
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Thank you.
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Now, that's a hundred and one.
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If you do it again, young lady, you are
going to be very sorry.
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Why can't I jump?
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Oh, honey, because you could fall down
and hurt yourself like Mommy did.
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Well, so much for my chicken graveyard.
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Oh, don't worry, Jim. I'm sure you can
make another one by lunch.
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That's really funny.
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Yet no man wants you.
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Dog vomit all over the lawn. I know.
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I know. Don't touch it.
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I've got an idea.
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Halloween, nerd.
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You know, we got a meeting with the
Fergusons in an hour.
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I thought that was tomorrow.
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Well, it was, till I changed it.
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Hey!
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Here.
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That cane for you is in the front.
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Someday you'll be mine forever, a secret
admirer.
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Ooh, secret admirer.
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Stud Muffin, you're the man.
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Thanks for pretending to care. You're
welcome.
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It's a doll.
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Of me.
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Wow.
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Some freak went through a lot of trouble
for this. I think it's sweet. Someone
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really wants me.
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Dead.
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Wow.
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Ferguson's an owl, right?
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You girls look great.
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So you're a waiter?
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Yes, I am. Would you like to look at our
special tonight?
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Oh, my goodness,
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it's my favorite dish, Gracie Face.
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You know what, sweetie? It's a little
chilly out. Would you go upstairs and
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your sweater?
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All right, girl.
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Thank you.
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Wow, Cheryl, you look great.
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No, I mean you really look great.
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You do, too. Really? You like it? My
wedding tux still fits.
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Yeah, like a paint job.
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Hey, Kyle, my man.
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This is your first Halloween.
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What is he? Isn't he adorable?
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He's a peapod.
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A peapod? I mean an evil body -snatching
pod.
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Oh, good.
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That's better.
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Don't even think about it, Gracie.
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Don't even think about it.
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You don't think I'm serious? Just try
me. I am the adult here. I am the boss.
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I'm the boss.
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You are really pushing it, young lady.
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Don't you dare jump off that step.
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All right!
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That's it. I warned you.
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No trick -or -treating!
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What was that about?
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I don't know. I was mad. It just came
out.
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But you saw her. She's totally out of
control.
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I know, but it's Halloween.
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It's trick -or -treating.
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Jim, I have begged. I have pleaded. I've
given her time out. Nothing worked. I
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had to do something.
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I know, but you don't take away a
religious holiday.
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Hey,
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how you doing, Brad?
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Good, Jim.
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What's that in your front yard?
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That's a ghost.
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With shoes.
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Spooky, huh?
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You know what? Al Kranis across the
street, he's got a skeleton in the
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Yeah, well, he's also got a son in a
drag show.
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Happy Halloween!
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Hello, Ground Up Design, Andy speaking.
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Hello, Andy.
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Who is this?
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You took me out five years ago.
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That could be anybody.
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You took me to dinner and a movie.
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Claudia?
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Yes? I never heard from you again.
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Why didn't you call me, Andy? You should
have called me.
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I'm sorry. You seemed a little, well,
nuts.
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And you know what? I think I made a good
call on that one.
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Hello?
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Nice costume.
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I think my life is in danger.
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There's this girl who's sending me love
notes and smiley faces and dolls.
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Yes, thank you. Wait a minute. There's
no Valentine squad.
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I don't know why I'm being
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punished.
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I didn't do anything wrong.
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I mean, our costumes are great.
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I don't even know if this is going to
fit next year.
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Come on, Grapes, don't be sad.
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Hey, ready for a corn chip race?
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One, two, three, go!
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Oh, come on, I'm winning!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Don't be mad at me. This is your mom's
thing.
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She's the bad guy.
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Hey, you want to hear a joke?
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I can't tell you that one.
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Maybe if I clean it up.
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No, I can't.
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Trick -or -treaters!
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Come on, let's go get some candy.
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Come on, Gracie, come on, get in your
thing.
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Come on, get in your thing.
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And remember...
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When I say special tonight, you say?
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Boo. Boo, that's right.
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Trick or treat.
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Oh, wow, you scared me.
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Well, would you be interested in our
special tonight?
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Boo.
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Hi, Gracie.
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Hi, Emma.
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Oh, you guys are really brave.
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I mean, you walked right past that ghost
with shoes.
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My dad says you're crazy.
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Where did he tell you that? In a bar?
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Daddy, when can we go to Gertrude Dean
again?
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Oh, I don't know, honey.
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Maybe next year.
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How many minutes is a year?
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I don't know.
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Nobody knows.
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Oh, you're killing me, baby.
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Maybe we can go to one house.
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Really?
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I don't know. Mom said no trick -or
-treating.
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Okay.
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You know what, though?
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If we just go to one house and show them
our costume, that's not trick -or
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-treating technically.
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And if they give us candy,
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it would be rude not to take it, right?
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I love you, Daddy!
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I love candy! Let's go!
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All right, honey, we went through a few
more houses than I thought we should,
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but good news is we beat Mom home.
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Trick or treat.
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You,
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upstairs. You're the boss.
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Not you.
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Really? Because it looked like you were
looking at me.
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Maybe because she's... No.
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You.
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Let me ask you something.
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On what planet is trick -or -treating
considered a punishment?
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Oh, come on, Cheryl. We just went to a
couple of houses.
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We took that from a kid.
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Tim, you have completely undermined my
authority.
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Come on, Cheryl. It's not like she's
going to be doing this the rest of her
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life. It's just the stage. She's going
to grow out of it. You know what?
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I'm sick of being the bad guy.
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Well, then why don't you try being a
little nicer?
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And you know what?
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This would be a good time to start.
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You know, I'm home alone with them all
day, just trying to set some boundaries.
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And you come home after work and you
just tear them down.
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Mr. Fun...
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with your jokes and your games and your
secret jelly donuts before dinner.
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How do you know about those?
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I empty your pockets before I do the
wash.
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I need you to back me up more and
enforce my rules.
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Well, honey, what if I don't agree with
all your rules? It doesn't matter.
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We need to present a united front or the
kids are going to take over our house.
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Oh, come on, honey. Take over the house.
You're overreacting.
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How come every time we disagree, I'm
overreacting?
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Because you're the bad guy.
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So he goes behind my back, but somehow
I'm the one who's overreacting.
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Can you believe that? I still can't
believe you went on a second date with
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Okay, Cheryl.
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Problem is solved.
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I just talked to Gracie, and I told her
even though we went trick -or -treating,
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she still has to listen to her mother.
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Oh, good. I'm sure that solved
everything.
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So you can thank me and thank him.
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Please, put those away.
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What are you doing here?
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Slept in the back room. I'm afraid the
stalker will show up at my place.
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Damn this body.
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It's a freak magnet.
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It's almost too easy.
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What is?
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Hey, fans.
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This is Claudia.
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You're dead.
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the stalker?
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Why would you do this to him? Because he
is so mean to me. Last April Fools, he
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called me and told me Aunt Charlotte
died.
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She did.
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Oh.
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Well, I'm in a groove. I can't stop now.
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That could be anything.
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My house suddenly.
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I'm going, I'm going.
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Gracie?
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Gracie, did you knock over the lamp I
hate?
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No.
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Are you lying?
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No. Ruby?
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She did it. Nobody likes to snitch.
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All right, Gracie.
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Go up to your room.
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No.
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Gracie, I'm not going to tell you again.
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One. Two.
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I count.
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You don't count.
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All right, that's it. That's it. Nope,
you're in a timeout, and you're not
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to Brittany's birthday party on
Saturday.
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I hate you!
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Yeah? Well, get in line.
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Is that my hate you I just heard? Yeah.
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Oh, then you did it right. Thank you,
honey.
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What'd you do?
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Give her a timeout. Good.
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And I told her she can't go to
Brittany's birthday party on Saturday.
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No, no, Jim. Jim, you can't do that.
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Brittany just moved in. She only has two
friends.
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Gracie's half the party.
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What's that Ruby?
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She doesn't even know Ruby.
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Come on, they're little girls. They all
look alike.
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Now, Tim, really, the whole family is
going to hate us. You have to undo this.
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Cheryl, don't ask me to do something,
then tell me the way I did it was wrong.
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I mean, it's like our honeymoon all over
again.
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Oh, I know. I'm sorry. I know Brittany's
very upset.
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Hey, you know, I have an older daughter
who could come.
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Yeah, I'll hold her.
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What a mess.
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What's going on?
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Well, the other little girl got sick, so
now if Gracie doesn't go, they have to
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cancel Brittany's party.
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No, I don't care.
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Yeah, hi. Hi, Donna.
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Oh, I know.
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I know.
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I know.
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Give me the phone. Let me handle this.
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Hello? Yes, this is Gracie's father.
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Yeah, listen.
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Please don't do that.
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Hi, Brittany.
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Happy birthday, sweetie.
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No, no, Gracie doesn't hate you.
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No, she doesn't.
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No, she doesn't.
300
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No, she doesn't.
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Brittany, please don't cry.
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Okay, Gracie will be there Saturday.
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Okay, new plan.
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All right.
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All right, well, tell Gracie she can go
to Brittany's birthday on Saturday, but
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no soccer on Sunday. Oh, that's good.
She loves soccer.
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Okay. Gracie, come here, sweetie.
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Okay, you want to tell her or you want
me to do it? No, you do it. You need to
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practice. I'll tell you what, you do it
and I'll take out the trash. No, you
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won't. I know.
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Gracie, come on in here.
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Sit on the couch, Gracie.
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Mommy and Daddy want to tell you
something.
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We're going to let you go to Brittany's
birthday party.
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Yay! Don't yay so fast, okay?
316
00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:08,000
Because you're still being punished for
not listening to mommy and daddy.
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So, no soccer on Sunday.
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Wait, we can't do that. Sunday's trophy
day.
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00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:15,140
What do you got Monday?
320
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Karate. No karate.
321
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:18,459
She hates karate.
322
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,760
Then by God, you're going to karate.
323
00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:22,680
This isn't working.
324
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,440
Why don't we take away Friday night?
325
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:28,700
Friday? We can't do that. That's
spaghetti factory night.
326
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,170
Yeah, circle.
327
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,390
Well, all right.
328
00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:40,970
What do you think?
329
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:45,010
I think I'm going to try the ravioli
this time.
330
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,010
Oh, what is she doing now? You know
what? I give up. No, no, no.
331
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,630
No, Cheryl. No, you don't give up.
332
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,210
You got to think.
333
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:00,910
Think.
334
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,060
What would good parents do?
335
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,980
Hi, we're sorry to bother you. Yeah, we
live down the block.
336
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,099
Oh, yeah.
337
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,220
You're the guy that stole my newspaper
last year.
338
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,500
Uh, I thought you were out of town.
339
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,600
Why'd you run away?
340
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,200
No, that was another guy.
341
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:28,360
You know, if he was running it, it
really wasn't Jim.
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00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,820
Listen, the reason we're here is that my
daughter Gracie would like to say
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something. Gracie?
344
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,840
I'm bad. Here's the candy.
345
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,640
I don't get it.
346
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:49,800
Well, she's bad, and we're giving her
Halloween candy back to teach her a
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lesson.
348
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,580
Well, would you just take the candy?
349
00:18:54,540 --> 00:19:00,120
No. Come on, man. Just take the candy.
Hey, don't drag me into your freak show.
350
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,120
Look, just take some candy back, man.
351
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,900
I don't like candy. I don't eat it.
352
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,940
Well, you're eating something, pork
chop.
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00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,960
Hold it. Gracie, would you sit right
there for a minute, please?
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You go.
355
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,680
I always go. You go.
356
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:27,980
You never go. I know.
357
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:30,860
Gracie.
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00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:36,210
Listen, do you know why we gave the
candy back?
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00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,050
I don't know.
360
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,190
Can I wear my pink pants tomorrow?
361
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:43,550
Sure, honey.
362
00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:44,590
Yay!
363
00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:47,710
Should I say no?
364
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:50,190
I don't know, honey.
365
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:02,960
eat that whole thing.
366
00:20:36,899 --> 00:20:38,060
What is this about?
367
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:42,920
He was harassing a woman, Claudia
Noonan. Oh, my God.
368
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,920
I went to her place just to talk.
369
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,680
She wouldn't answer the door, so I
kicked it in.
370
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,840
Then she goes ahead and calls the cops
like, I'm the nut job.
371
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,860
It was me.
372
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:57,520
What? It was a Halloween prank. Claudia
wasn't stalking you. I was.
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00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,460
You're going to have to come down to the
station with me. What?
374
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,320
Wait a minute.
375
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,220
It's okay, honey. We'll follow you.
376
00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,010
He's a stripper.
377
00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:28,510
Really?
378
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:29,810
I didn't say he was good.
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