Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:02:24,268 --> 00:02:25,394
We shouldn't be doing this.
2
00:02:26,228 --> 00:02:28,981
The fuzz might consider it
to be breaking and entering.
3
00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,443
Sometimes I think you're more of
an old woman than my mother.
4
00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:35,196
I just don't like to think of
going to jail.
5
00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,281
We're invited guests.
6
00:02:37,531 --> 00:02:39,116
Then where's the invitee?
7
00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:42,411
Oh, be quiet and close the door.
8
00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:52,171
Any minute I expect
Bela Lugosi as Dracula!
9
00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,722
Good Lord!
10
00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,934
You can say that again.
11
00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,352
Good Lord!
12
00:03:07,603 --> 00:03:09,897
What in the hell have you
gotten me into?
13
00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:12,066
What have I gotten myself into?
14
00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,903
You are Danny and Shirley Carpenter?
15
00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,241
I am Tanya.
16
00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:23,953
- She's Tanya.
- Quiet!
17
00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,080
We're the Carpenters.
18
00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,082
You are expected.
19
00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:33,129
But Madam Heles does not
receive visitors
20
00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,507
until the hour of
midnight is upon us.
21
00:03:38,008 --> 00:03:40,219
The Dracula bit again.
22
00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:47,017
We will attempt to make your stay
comfortable for the next two days.
23
00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,687
We are very anxious to meet
Madame Heles.
24
00:03:49,937 --> 00:03:54,191
Most are. But not until
the hour of midnight.
25
00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:55,985
You will be called.
26
00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:02,616
It's 2:30 in the afternoon! What in the
hell are we supposed to do in the meantime?
27
00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,245
A room has been assigned to you. Come!
28
00:04:29,977 --> 00:04:33,606
I trust you will make
yourselves at home.
29
00:04:34,231 --> 00:04:38,527
We came here for that purpose,
but we can't make it at home.
30
00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:39,695
Agh!
31
00:04:40,988 --> 00:04:45,743
Madame Heles feels her
guests must be pleased.
32
00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,999
You will have these to service you.
33
00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:59,256
All you must do is squeeze
this little dong for attention.
34
00:05:01,008 --> 00:05:03,969
- Thank you.
- Until midnight.
35
00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:09,391
That's weird.
36
00:05:11,685 --> 00:05:14,104
I don't like this whole setup.
37
00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:20,027
I admit it's a strange place, but strange
happenings come from strange happenings.
38
00:05:22,863 --> 00:05:26,158
But what's gonna happen if they
find out we're not really married?
39
00:05:26,408 --> 00:05:28,744
They won't if you don't tell them!
40
00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:33,332
Ancl besides, we won't be if you
don't find out what it's all about,
41
00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,627
and what it takes to make a
woman happy in her sex life.
42
00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:41,048
I never heard any complaints
before you came along, you mother!
43
00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:45,177
- Did you say something?
- Aw, shut up!
44
00:05:54,186 --> 00:05:55,688
Feels inviting.
45
00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,441
You wouldn't know what to
do with the bed if you did try it out!
46
00:06:00,317 --> 00:06:04,154
I sure wish you'd stop
trying to insult my manhood!
47
00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,907
Manhood? Ha!
48
00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:11,620
That's what we came here for!
To get you in a manhood!
49
00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:15,040
A witch! Bullshit!
50
00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:23,007
Madame Heles is not a witch,
she's a necromancer.
51
00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:29,763
That ill spells witch to
me! st W-I-T-C-H, WITCH!
52
00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:33,434
How do you think such a
creature can do anything for me?
53
00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:36,562
Well, she better, Danny, because
it's your last chance!
54
00:06:36,812 --> 00:06:39,773
If you can't satisfy me by the
time we leave here,
55
00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:44,737
I'm going my way and you can
go your own soft way!
56
00:06:45,195 --> 00:06:47,698
Aw, Honey! Don't say that!
57
00:06:48,073 --> 00:06:53,370
Dammit, I mean it! I'm not gonna spend my
life loving some guy who can't satisfy me!
58
00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,583
Necromancers have all kinds of
potions and things to help you!
59
00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,585
You mean like dope?
60
00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:04,256
- You know I don't take dope.
- The only dope around here is you.
61
00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:08,010
Now, you're gonna do what I say
or I'm leaving right now!
62
00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:12,348
Aw, honey, stay. I'll go through with it!
63
00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:16,477
I promised you. I'll keep my promise.
64
00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:19,063
Oh, Danny.
65
00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:50,839
They are as you suspected:
not married.
66
00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:56,303
They are now ripe for our purpose.
67
00:10:12,736 --> 00:10:16,573
- Tanya?
- Yes, Carl?
68
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,367
Isn't it time?
69
00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:23,997
Carl, I do believe you have
become insatiable.
70
00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:27,459
Only because you taught
me to be that way.
71
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,462
I suppose I have.
72
00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:36,343
But there are others in the house now,
and others to be serviced.
73
00:10:37,427 --> 00:10:40,556
But I wanna be first!
I must come first!
74
00:10:41,723 --> 00:10:45,811
I paid plenty to be first.
To be completely cured.
75
00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:53,360
Very well. You are a quickie artist.
76
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,948
I suppose I can spare the time.
77
00:10:59,074 --> 00:11:03,370
But Madame Heles will have to speak
to you about further servicing.
78
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:07,875
That will come later.
Now is the time!
79
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,670
It must be now!
- Come!
80
00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:14,798
Hey!
81
00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:16,466
I thought I taught you
haste makes waste!
82
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,594
Baby, I don't waste a thing!
83
00:14:57,604 --> 00:14:59,356
You wanna make love?
84
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,400
Oh, come on!
85
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,611
Come on, I can.
I promise.
86
00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:10,659
Just give me a chance, okay?
I don't need that witch.
87
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,537
- Show me.
- Yeah?
88
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,851
You're so beautiful.
89
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,855
I'd just be nothing without you.
90
00:18:56,051 --> 00:19:00,096
Damn. I might just as well
have watched television.
91
00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:02,599
That's how much of a charge
you give me.
92
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,935
You just don't try hard enough.
93
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:09,397
"Hard." That's the whole problem.
94
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,526
I'm gonna take a look around.
95
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:20,450
Do you think your Madame Heles is gonna like
you wandering around all over her house?
96
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,871
She'll like our money. She's
not gonna give me any trouble.
97
00:19:31,878 --> 00:19:33,213
Have fun.
98
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,340
Same to you.
99
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,691
Oh!
100
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:57,570
You nearly made me wet
my nightgown, old boy.
101
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,406
It's new, too.
102
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,287
He died of rabies, you know.
103
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,206
Oh.
104
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,999
I'm Barb.
105
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,044
I'm one of the inmates.
106
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,295
Inmates?
107
00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:18,049
Yes. Like, "you're in, you can't get out."
108
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,344
I must say, you're a good-looking one.
109
00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:58,783
Apparently, you like that.
110
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,327
Something came over me.
111
00:27:03,329 --> 00:27:04,747
You learn fast.
112
00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:17,385
Sure it's not like that with Danny?
113
00:27:21,347 --> 00:27:23,015
You know my husband?
114
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:25,560
You mean your lover?
115
00:27:26,477 --> 00:27:29,772
- You know?
- Everyone knows...
116
00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:34,360
That you're not married.
117
00:27:39,365 --> 00:27:44,078
Besides, Danny will be taken
care of. So will you.
118
00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,977
Aw, shit.
119
00:28:09,937 --> 00:28:12,231
I'd better go find her.
120
00:28:45,514 --> 00:28:47,516
Wait for me, my darling.
121
00:28:59,528 --> 00:29:01,072
I feel so strange.
122
00:29:01,530 --> 00:29:05,451
It is to be expected.
Do you like me?
123
00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:07,620
Very much.
124
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:09,580
Then trust in me.
125
00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:13,709
Put your whole body and soul
into my hands.
126
00:29:53,207 --> 00:29:55,376
I've never felt this way before.
127
00:29:55,626 --> 00:29:58,587
It's only a start, my darling.
Only a start.
128
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:40,046
Your wife was much more demonstrative
when she saw the Wolf Mummy.
129
00:30:40,504 --> 00:30:41,756
Yeah.
130
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,968
I've wanted you.
131
00:30:47,261 --> 00:30:48,971
But what about my wife?
132
00:30:49,388 --> 00:30:51,307
You mean your Shirley?
133
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,976
Oh, yeah. I, uh...
134
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:57,313
Forgot she was your lover
not your wife?
135
00:30:58,105 --> 00:30:59,231
Something like that.
136
00:31:00,566 --> 00:31:02,526
You'd never forget me.
137
00:31:15,706 --> 00:31:17,875
This could prove to be
very interesting.
138
00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:20,211
I'm sure it will be.
139
00:31:25,966 --> 00:31:29,970
- You learn quickly.
- I have a good teacher.
140
00:31:38,854 --> 00:31:41,816
- So does your lover.
- Danny's in training?
141
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:44,902
Bet your sweet bippy!
142
00:31:46,737 --> 00:31:51,659
I didn't think anything like this was
supposed to happen until after we met
143
00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:53,285
Madame Heles.
144
00:31:53,911 --> 00:32:00,209
There are always preparations
before Madame Heles makes her entrance.
145
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,504
This is all very confusing.
146
00:32:05,172 --> 00:32:08,551
You were confused before you came here.
147
00:32:09,593 --> 00:32:15,224
But soon you will be confused no longer.
148
00:32:40,082 --> 00:32:44,003
- Shirley, I want you!
- Oh, Barb...
149
00:32:55,389 --> 00:32:57,349
A union of two bodies...
150
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,730
That is what we strive for.
151
00:33:18,412 --> 00:33:21,373
Love me, Shirley, love me!
152
00:34:07,044 --> 00:34:08,879
Oh, God!
153
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,216
Oh, I sure didn't expect this!
154
00:34:18,013 --> 00:34:20,474
You taste so good!
155
00:34:22,017 --> 00:34:23,269
Damn!
156
00:36:44,284 --> 00:36:46,370
Don't stop, Shirley. Don't stop!
157
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,670
Thank you, Shirley.
I love you.
158
00:37:16,608 --> 00:37:18,318
Let me make you cum.
159
00:37:28,078 --> 00:37:29,997
Oh, yeah.
160
00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:55,856
Lick me!
Taste me!
161
00:38:19,546 --> 00:38:22,508
(moaning)
162
00:38:51,411 --> 00:38:54,373
It is time.
Bring me the patients.
163
00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:02,714
- What's that?
- It is time.
164
00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:07,970
- I'm scared.
- Don't be frightened. There's nothing wrong.
165
00:39:08,595 --> 00:39:11,223
- Will you be there?
- I'll be with you.
166
00:39:12,015 --> 00:39:15,811
Is everything else around here
done on such a startling scale?
167
00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:22,484
- You must admit it is effective.
- Sure, if you wanna scare the hell outta somebody.
168
00:39:23,735 --> 00:39:28,949
It is only to scare the devils and
inhibitions from the mortal souls.
169
00:39:29,491 --> 00:39:32,911
- What happens now?
- We shall return to the Red Room.
170
00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:37,124
- And once there?
- You shall know when the time comes.
171
00:39:40,627 --> 00:39:44,423
For such a fancy setting, you think these
are conventional enough?
172
00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:47,676
The word "conventional" has many
connotations...
173
00:39:49,469 --> 00:39:52,431
Nevermore so than in this
establishment.
174
00:39:57,185 --> 00:39:59,354
There's no reason for nerves.
175
00:40:00,063 --> 00:40:01,648
That's kind of hard to accept.
176
00:40:02,107 --> 00:40:06,194
You're the most interesting pupil. I don't
think you have anything to worry about.
177
00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:11,325
Shall we go now?
- Okay.
178
00:40:14,536 --> 00:40:17,497
Come here, I want to
show you something.
179
00:40:48,987 --> 00:40:52,240
Not all react to the
treatment successfully.
180
00:40:53,241 --> 00:41:00,290
There are those who will never find
satisfaction in their universal language.
181
00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:11,009
- Universal language?
- Sex.
182
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:15,722
Some want too much.
Others too little.
183
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:18,642
I didn't react very well, did I?
184
00:41:25,023 --> 00:41:27,192
There is always the future.
185
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,320
Like them in their future?
186
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:32,864
Not like them.
187
00:41:33,156 --> 00:41:36,827
They are lost forever.
Not like them.
188
00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:41,581
They can never return to a
world which will reject them.
189
00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:46,336
They're happy here.
190
00:41:46,878 --> 00:41:50,590
Come. We mustn't keep the
Madame waiting any longer.
191
00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:16,366
- Where have you been?
- I could ask you the same question.
192
00:42:17,242 --> 00:42:19,327
Well, I had a delightful time.
193
00:42:19,619 --> 00:42:21,371
Yes, but did she?
194
00:46:39,212 --> 00:46:40,880
I don't dig any of this crap.
195
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:44,467
What's the matter, can't you
handle the problems again?
196
00:46:45,510 --> 00:46:51,349
I might have problems. But it looks like these people
got a helluva lot more problems than me.
197
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:55,520
Nobody's got more problems than you.
And that's the truth.
198
00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:43,234
We await your appearance,
oh, Madame Heles!
199
00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:02,295
(moaning)
200
00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:07,759
(moaning)
201
00:48:31,741 --> 00:48:34,702
(moaning)
202
00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:37,872
How have they worked out?
203
00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:42,168
She's been a tremendous student.
She's learned her sex well.
204
00:48:42,877 --> 00:48:45,839
Then she shall be removed.
205
00:48:46,756 --> 00:48:52,971
Henceforth, she will live for sex
and sex alone.
206
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,933
You've graduated.
207
00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:11,197
Hey, what about me?
208
00:49:12,740 --> 00:49:15,869
We still have some work
to do on you.
209
00:49:19,497 --> 00:49:25,628
Then he needs the personal sex
teachings of Madame Heles!
210
00:49:46,858 --> 00:49:49,235
Hey! What're you guys doing?
211
00:49:49,611 --> 00:49:52,322
Quit it! Hey! Quit it!
212
00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:55,700
Stop! Don't put me in there!
I'll freak!
213
00:49:56,075 --> 00:50:00,872
Ah! Not with her! Quit it!
No! God! Quit it!
214
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,750
Get me outta here!
215
00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:06,628
Let me go!
216
00:50:13,718 --> 00:50:20,934
No! No! No! Stop!
(muffled cries)
217
00:50:33,988 --> 00:50:38,034
I'm a man! I'm a man,
I'm great!
16313
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof