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Come in, come in.
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Ah, Hogan, you wanted to see me?
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Yes, sir.
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I have a few requests to
make on behalf of my men.
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All right.
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"A few requests"?
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Mm-hmm. "Request permission
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to build a miniature
golf course."
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Denied. Just another
means of digging tunnels.
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All right.
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"Request two extra
slices of bread daily."
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Denied.
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So much for the easy ones.
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"Request permission to
bring local girls into camp
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for weekend dances."
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That's marvelous!
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Glad you agree, sir.
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I do not agree.
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Girls in a POW camp...
That would be fantastic.
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It sure would.
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Denied.
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Glad I caught you
in a good mood.
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Major Kronman.
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I wish to speak
with Colonel Klink.
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He's in his office, Herr Major.
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Good. Eh... is there someplace
you can, uh, park my car?
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Out of sight of the road?
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I'll see to it.
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Behind the barracks.
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Excellent.
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I am here on a special mission.
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I know nothing! Nothing!
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What is your name?
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I know no... oh.
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Sergeant Schultz, Herr Major.
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Oh.
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Herr Kommandant, a
Major Kronman to see you.
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Kronman, Kronman...
That sounds familiar.
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Gestapo?
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No, sir.
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He seems like a nice fellow.
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Well, I have no time.
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Tell him I'm
busy, tell him to...
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Willy!
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Hans Kronman? Ja.
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Hans Kronman.
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Hansie! Willy!
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Why didn't you
give your full name?
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It's nice to see old
pals get together.
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Yeah, I'm all choked up.
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Major Kronman
and I are old friends.
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We took our military
training at Potsdam.
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Oh, by the way, may I present
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Colonel Hogan,
senior POW officer.
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Colonel Klink and I
were in the same class,
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but I am just a major.
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He pushed on ahead.
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He's still a great pusher.
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Yes.
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Well, the war has
been very good to me.
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Hansie, what brings you to
this part of the country, huh?
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Well, uh, there is
something rather important
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I wish to discuss with you.
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Good. I will speak
with you in a minute.
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Schultz?
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant?
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Escort Major Kronman
to the V.I.P. hut,
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and see to it that he
is given the quarters
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used by General Burkhalter.
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Danke schon.
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This way, Herr Major.
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One moment, please.
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This is getting to be
like the Wilhelmstrasse.
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Who are you?
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Captain Guenther. Gestapo.
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Major Hans Kronman?
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Yes?
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You're under arrest.
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Arrest?
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What is this?
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This man is
suspected of conspiracy
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to assassinate the Fuhrer.
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Assassinate the Fu...!
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I assure you there
is no truth to this.
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Take him out.
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Friend of yours, Colonel?
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Friend?
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Major, Major, Major...
what was his name?
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Kronman. Hansie Kronman.
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Silence. I hardly know him, sir.
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Colonel, you are not
to leave your command
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until you hear from the Gestapo.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil!
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Colonel, about the
weekend dances...
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"Hamilburg Hof number nine."
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That has got to be the key
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to a safety deposit
box in a hotel.
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Yeah, that'd be my
guess as well, Colonel.
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Why did he give
it to you, Colonel?
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He was arrested.
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Probably didn't want
them to find it on him.
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So, the box must have
something valuable.
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Colonel, if Kronman
and Klink were friends,
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why didn't he slip him the key?
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Carter, in Germany today,
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the one thing a German
cannot trust is another German.
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I wonder what's in that box.
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Oh, Colonel, here's
the reply from London.
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Thanks, Kinch.
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Mmm, looks good.
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Listen, listen.
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"Major Kronman
identity confirmed.
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Believed member of a
conspiracy to kill Hitler."
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He's all right, then, right?
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Kraut like that
can't be all bad.
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"Try making contact with Kronman
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and assist all possible ways."
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Sure, I'll call the Gestapo
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and ask if we can
take him to lunch.
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Yeah, that boat has sailed.
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For the major, it did.
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Got to write him off.
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But I wonder about this anti-
Hitler conspiracy they mention.
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Be nice if you could
take them to lunch.
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Wonder what's in that box.
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Aw, you can write that off, too.
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No, I don't think so.
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If we could only
get into the hotel,
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rifle all the safety
deposit boxes
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and make it look
like a burglary.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen!
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I hate to be a killjoy.
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Why? What's wrong?
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Hotel boxes are kept in a safe,
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most likely with a
combination lock.
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Depending on your
ten magic fingers.
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This fiddle is a bit
above my head, Colonel.
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Come on, you're
being modest, Newkirk.
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There is only one sure
way to crack a big safe.
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You've got to blast it.
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Nitroglycerin... that whole bit?
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Right. And it's very,
very touchy stuff.
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A professional job's
what we need, Colonel.
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All right.
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Kinch, you're familiar
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with the personnel
records here at camp.
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We got a safecracker here?
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Not a chance, Chief.
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We got mechanics and pool
hustlers and used car salesmen,
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but no safecrackers.
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Hey. Hey, Colonel,
I know one man
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who could do this job for us.
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Who?
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His name's, uh, Alfred Burke,
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alias Alfie the Artiste.
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Alfie the Artist?
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He's good, huh?
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Well, he's been
practicing for 40 years,
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with time off for bad behavior.
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He must be, uh, an
old geezer by now.
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But he's brilliant.
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He could crack the Bank of
England like a tin of sardines.
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But only his loyalty to the
Crown keeps him from it.
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I saw him work once.
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A right old wizard.
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His hands... what a touch.
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Oh, his mum and dad begged
him to be a brain surgeon.
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Let's get him.
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How?
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Have the R.A.F. fly
him over and drop him.
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Look, we can't
win the war alone.
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Kinch, Newkirk, into the tunnel.
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Tell London what we're doing.
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Right, sir.
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Say, uh, where do we find
this guy Alfie the Artiste?
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Just ask Scotland Yard.
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They know where
he is at all times.
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Just got word from
London, Colonel.
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They found Alfie the Artist.
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He was doing a little time
in the Pentonville Prison.
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That figures.
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Well, none of
us is perfect, sir.
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He's agreed to do the job.
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They're going to fly
him over tomorrow night.
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The drop will be at
"Y" 14 in the woods.
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Fine. Newkirk. Yes, sir?
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You go out and meet him,
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bring him in through
the emergency tunnel.
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All right.
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Watch it.
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Here comes our
beloved commandant.
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All right, I want to have a word
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with Old Blood
and Guts. Scatter.
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Colonel?
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Yes, Colonel Hogan, what is it?
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Uh, I'd like to talk to you.
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May we step into your office?
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More requests for
favors and privileges?
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Colonel Hogan, your
behavior in this camp
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does not warrant any
special consideration.
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Sir...
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All right, all right, let us
ask the sergeant here.
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Sergeant Schultz,
does their behavior
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merit any special consideration?
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Well, I...
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You see?
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Even Sergeant
Schultz agrees with me.
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Now, Colonel Hogan,
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you can do me
one great big favor
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by not wasting my
time and your time.
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What's that?
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Oh, just a key to a
safety deposit box
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that your friend Major
Kronman sneaked to me.
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Colonel Hogan,
your time is my time.
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There's a song by that title.
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I'll take that key,
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and if you refuse
to give it to me,
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I will call the guards
and I will resort to force.
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You have it.
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Oh.
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Of course, you'll turn it
over to the Gestapo at once.
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Of course.
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That way, if there's any
incriminating evidence
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found in the box,
you won't be involved.
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Exactly. And the
Gestapo will understand
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that I have no part in
Major Kronman's activities.
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Right.
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Even though you have the key
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to his safety deposit box.
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Right, even though I have
the key to... take it away!
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Something the matter, Colonel?
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If I give them the
key, they will assume
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that I'm trying to cover
up and appear innocent.
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You are, aren't you?
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I am a loyal officer
of the Third Reich.
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There can't be
anything in that box
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to connect me with Kronman.
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What did he mean when he said,
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"There's something I
want to discuss with you."
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Remember that?
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Now, that is the most
innocent thing for a man to say.
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Oh, sure, sure.
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That's what everybody says
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just before they're
arrested by the Gestapo.
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What am I to do?
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I can't go and
open the box myself.
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No, you'd be
arrested in two hours.
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Bite your tongue!
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Is that an order?
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No, it's against the Geneva
Prisoner of War Convention.
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To think that this
little piece of metal,
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this key, could lock or unlock
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a brilliant military
man's future.
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Forget Major
Kronman; he's finished.
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Not Kronman... me.
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Where can I turn for help
with this terrible problem?
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I'm glad you asked
me that question.
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I may be able to help you.
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Okay, now, I think I have
a plan that might work.
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It's going to require your
absolute cooperation.
263
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You may have to turn your back
on some things you see. Agreed?
264
00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:22,463
It's a trick to escape.
265
00:11:22,498 --> 00:11:23,742
Oh, come on, you have my word
266
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,111
as an officer and a gentleman.
267
00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:26,567
No escape.
268
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:29,042
Now, can we count
on your cooperation?
269
00:11:29,072 --> 00:11:32,840
Hogan, why are you
helping me, your enemy?
270
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:36,544
Colonel, you run the toughest
POW camp in all of Germany.
271
00:11:36,579 --> 00:11:39,880
There's never been an
escape from Stalag 13, right?
272
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,749
That's true.
273
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:46,921
If only he had a
few more like me.
274
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,958
Now, if the Gestapo
were to take you away,
275
00:11:49,993 --> 00:11:51,826
we'd get a new commandant
276
00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:55,296
who could never be as
hard as the Iron Colonel.
277
00:11:55,332 --> 00:11:56,831
Right again.
278
00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:58,532
We might attempt an escape.
279
00:11:58,568 --> 00:12:00,679
Somebody might
get hurt, or worse.
280
00:12:00,703 --> 00:12:02,982
If I can save you, I can
save some of my men.
281
00:12:03,006 --> 00:12:06,941
Then it is fortunate that
I am as tough as I am.
282
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:09,177
You're the toughest.
283
00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:22,524
Here we are, Alfie,
safe and sound.
284
00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:24,659
Ah, thank you very much.
285
00:12:24,694 --> 00:12:27,195
Oh, lovely tunnel, I must say.
286
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,242
Pity it doesn't
lead into a bank.
287
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,866
Now, would you make
yourself at home, Alfie?
288
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:34,035
And, uh, is there
anything I can get you?
289
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,714
Well, if it wouldn't
be imposing,
290
00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:37,872
I should like a nice cup of tea.
291
00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,274
Uh...
292
00:12:39,309 --> 00:12:41,543
Two spoons.
293
00:12:41,578 --> 00:12:43,545
Well, of course.
294
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:46,481
Oh, Alf, this is the
guv'nor, Colonel Hogan.
295
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,815
How do you do, sir?
296
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,151
Hi, welcome to Stalag
13. Enjoy your flight?
297
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,997
Oh, not too bad,
though I shouldn't care
298
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,821
to make a career of it.
299
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,823
Sorry we had to get
you out of a nice warm jail
300
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,158
into a cold P.O.W. camp.
301
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,826
Oh, not at all.
302
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,096
Times like these, we must all
put our shoulders to the wheel.
303
00:13:03,132 --> 00:13:04,832
Now, then...
304
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,768
what sort of mischief did
you have in mind for me?
305
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:12,356
We have the key to a
hotel safety deposit box.
306
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,692
We've got to get into
the safe to get to the box.
307
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:17,695
Sounds dreadfully important.
308
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:21,365
Hotel safe, hmm?
309
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,702
"Hofburg House, Hamilburg."
310
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:29,540
Nearest big city... Dusseldorf.
311
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:34,712
Dusseldorf... Schleswig
Offenbach Safe Company.
312
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,948
Make a cabinet-type safe,
313
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,983
3.4 gauge steel,
314
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,985
combination lock,
315
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,531
four interlocking tumblers...
316
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,656
No, five interlocking tumblers.
317
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,825
No electrical alarm system.
318
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,394
Shoddy business. Very shoddy.
319
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,129
Blimy.
320
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,314
Hats off, gentlemen.
321
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,149
We're in the
presence of a genius.
322
00:13:55,184 --> 00:13:57,318
Very kind of you, Colonel.
323
00:13:57,354 --> 00:14:00,655
Now, uh... for my
part of the caper,
324
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:02,501
I shall require
about 12 minutes...
325
00:14:02,525 --> 00:14:05,993
Uh-huh. and a... a nice
cup of tea when it's done.
326
00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:08,062
Yeah. Any special equipment?
327
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:12,166
Oh... a good surgeon is
always ready to operate
328
00:14:12,201 --> 00:14:13,868
and remove things.
329
00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:15,520
Somebody's coming!
330
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,722
All right, quick, your hat!
331
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,840
Was ist das?
332
00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:23,678
No, please, don't, don't...
333
00:14:23,713 --> 00:14:26,013
Oh, hi, Schultz. All present.
334
00:14:26,048 --> 00:14:27,515
Is that so?
335
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:30,518
One of the tower guards
reported he saw the Englander
336
00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:32,219
outside the wire, huh?
337
00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:35,390
Who, me? He's barmy.
I've been here all night,
338
00:14:35,425 --> 00:14:36,391
haven't I, Colonel?
339
00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:37,858
That's right.
340
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:40,361
One of these days the
guards are going to catch you
341
00:14:40,397 --> 00:14:43,531
with your monkey business,
and I won't be there to help you.
342
00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:45,466
I've been here every minute...
343
00:14:45,502 --> 00:14:49,270
singing songs, telling
stories, haven't I?
344
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:52,173
I warn you.
345
00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:01,649
Who is that?
346
00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:04,652
Him? Just one of the boys.
347
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,654
Boys?
348
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:09,990
What's your name, eh, sonny?
349
00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,327
Burke, Alfred,
private first class.
350
00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:14,340
I don't remember his
name on the roll call.
351
00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:15,996
Oh, sure you do,
Schultz. Think hard.
352
00:15:16,032 --> 00:15:17,810
What do you think I
am, nuts or something?
353
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,844
Who is that grandpa?
354
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:20,335
Just another one
of the prisoners,
355
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:21,669
captured like the rest of us.
356
00:15:21,705 --> 00:15:23,081
Who captured him, Der Kaiser?
357
00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:24,505
On your feet!
358
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,841
Attention! At ease.
359
00:15:26,876 --> 00:15:28,354
Schultz, where have you been?
360
00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:29,844
You left your post.
361
00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:32,513
Herr Kommandant, I came here
362
00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:37,719
to make an inspection,
and I made a discovery.
363
00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:39,186
You discovered something?
364
00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:41,522
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
365
00:15:41,558 --> 00:15:44,625
I came in here, and I
counted the prisoners...
366
00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:46,627
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf.
367
00:15:46,663 --> 00:15:51,131
All were present, and I
was just about to leave...
368
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,301
Guess what I found?
369
00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:56,136
There is one man...
370
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,652
Stop, stop. I am not
interested in your discovery.
371
00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:01,809
No, Herr Kommandant?
372
00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:04,156
For the first time since
I've taken command here,
373
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:09,851
I want to know
nothing... nothing!
374
00:16:13,356 --> 00:16:17,859
Schultz... the Iron
Colonel needs a vacation.
375
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:20,327
All right, gentlemen,
376
00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:22,329
a floor plan to the hotel.
377
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:23,998
Klink got it for me.
378
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:24,999
Really?
379
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,501
Man, he must be scared.
380
00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:29,336
Scared? Just 'cause he
wears his monocle in his ear?
381
00:16:29,372 --> 00:16:30,850
Let me have your attention now.
382
00:16:30,874 --> 00:16:32,840
This is the hotel lobby.
383
00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:35,175
This is the alcove,
and there's the safe.
384
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,677
Is that-that the window?
385
00:16:36,713 --> 00:16:39,179
That's right. Now, Kinch is
going to be our outside man.
386
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,026
He'll see that Alf gets
through the window
387
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:42,862
and back out
after the job, got it?
388
00:16:42,886 --> 00:16:44,797
Sure. All right.
389
00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:47,121
Now, Klink has agreed to
give a party tomorrow night
390
00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:49,167
for the local officers
and townspeople.
391
00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:50,302
That'll be the cover.
392
00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:52,806
The timing is very important.
393
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:57,298
Excuse me, Alf, we're
not disturbing you, I hope.
394
00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,134
Oh, not at all, old boy,
not at all. Do carry on.
395
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:04,305
Well... now, any
questions or comments?
396
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:05,885
No, everything's fine.
397
00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:09,376
Have a screen or curtain across
the alcove opening to cover us,
398
00:17:09,412 --> 00:17:10,978
make sure that the
window is unlocked
399
00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:13,013
and check road
conditions for the getaway.
400
00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:14,816
Is that all?
401
00:17:14,851 --> 00:17:17,819
Not quite.
402
00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:21,856
I'd dearly love
a nice cup of tea.
403
00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:37,338
Nice party, Colonel.
404
00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:39,507
Uh, thank you, thank
you, Herr Burgermeister.
405
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:42,877
Enjoy yourself.
406
00:17:42,912 --> 00:17:45,045
You sure nothing can go wrong?
407
00:17:45,081 --> 00:17:47,682
It's in the bag... unless
you get nervous and blow it.
408
00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:49,283
Don't worry about me.
409
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,252
I-I'm quite in control.
410
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,455
Maybe we ought
to get you a straw.
411
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,057
I am quite calm, thank you.
412
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,177
Waiter.
413
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,849
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
414
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,482
He does that every
time I come by.
415
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:10,905
Nobody else can get a drink.
416
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:13,641
Keep moving. It's almost time.
417
00:18:21,985 --> 00:18:23,161
You nervous, Alf?
418
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,986
Good heavens, no.
419
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,988
This affair is a lark.
420
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,489
As a matter of fact, old boy,
421
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,491
I could've telephoned
you the instructions
422
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,793
and stayed in England.
423
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,126
Ah, there goes the window.
424
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,294
That's our cue. Let's go.
425
00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:56,951
Righto. After you, old boy.
426
00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:59,586
After you.
427
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,807
Colonel, we're off and running.
428
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:07,044
Ten minutes more,
and we'll be home.
429
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,447
Will there... be much
noise when it happens?
430
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,317
Maybe. Just yell, "Air raid".
431
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:15,653
Air raid! Not now.
432
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,155
Come on, Colonel, you've
got to pull yourself together.
433
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,491
I'm trying, I'm trying.
434
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,327
And lay off the juice.
435
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,674
I may need you later in
case anything goes wrong.
436
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,831
Wrong? What could go wrong?
437
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,567
Sorry I mentioned it.
438
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,848
Our friendly
neighborhood monster.
439
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,082
Did you invite him, too?
440
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,173
Are you mad?
441
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,507
What am I to do?
442
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,688
That's what I was
just about to ask you.
443
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,146
Colonel.
444
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,193
Good evening, Captain.
445
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,049
Very nice gathering.
446
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,336
Thank you. Uh, just
a little put-up job...
447
00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:54,241
I mean, an impromptu...
an im-impromptu affair.
448
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,707
What is this prisoner
doing out of camp?
449
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,198
Oh... a little reward
450
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,201
in exchange for
some vital information.
451
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,070
Very unusual.
452
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,856
By the way, it may
interest you to know
453
00:20:08,891 --> 00:20:11,859
that the officer we
arrested was shot
454
00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:13,694
while trying to escape.
455
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,225
I'm glad he had a fair trial.
456
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,516
Obviously a traitor
to the Third Reich.
457
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,336
Yes... and the case
is by no means closed.
458
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,688
Now, gentlemen,
459
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,523
I'll just have a look around,
460
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,541
if you don't mind?
461
00:20:27,576 --> 00:20:30,044
Oh, by all means, sir, please.
462
00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:51,132
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
463
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,861
For our first
selection this evening,
464
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,185
we'd like to do a
number by Irving Berlin,
465
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,822
which is also the name of a
city in your wonderful country.
466
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:04,194
♪ This is the Army, Mr. Jones ♪
467
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,697
♪ No private rooms
or telephones ♪
468
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,867
♪ You had your
breakfast in bed before ♪
469
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:14,104
♪ But you won't have
it there anymore ♪
470
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,541
♪ This is the Army, Mr. Green ♪
471
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:21,211
♪ We like the barracks
nice and clean ♪
472
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,381
♪ You had a housemaid
to clean your floor ♪
473
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,750
♪ But she won't help
you out anymore ♪
474
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,722
♪ Do what the buglers command ♪
475
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,557
♪ They're in the Army ♪
476
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,392
♪ And not in a band ♪
477
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:38,829
♪ This is the Army, Mr. Brown ♪
478
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:42,232
♪ You and your
baby went to town ♪
479
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:45,336
♪ She had you
worried, but this is war ♪
480
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:48,372
♪ And she won't
worry you anymore ♪
481
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:54,511
♪ And she won't
worry you anymore! ♪
482
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:59,216
Our next number this evening...
483
00:22:33,736 --> 00:22:35,869
Air raid.
484
00:22:35,904 --> 00:22:38,264
Don't know what
we'd do without you.
485
00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:50,151
Colonel.
486
00:22:51,187 --> 00:22:53,821
"Tinkers to Evers to
Chance" is the play.
487
00:22:53,856 --> 00:22:56,523
You're only Evers. I'm Chance.
488
00:23:01,531 --> 00:23:03,008
Come in.
489
00:23:03,032 --> 00:23:06,667
Ah, Hogan, I've
been waiting for you.
490
00:23:06,702 --> 00:23:08,168
I'm sorry, sir.
491
00:23:08,203 --> 00:23:09,670
I just heard from the Gestapo.
492
00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:11,505
They are convinced
of my innocence.
493
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:12,840
Congratulations.
494
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,853
Now you can start
breathing again.
495
00:23:14,877 --> 00:23:18,012
They believe the explosions
were an attempt on my life.
496
00:23:18,047 --> 00:23:21,181
Ah, we leaders...
we're always in danger.
497
00:23:21,216 --> 00:23:23,851
All right, Hogan,
that list from the box.
498
00:23:23,886 --> 00:23:24,852
I'll take it now.
499
00:23:24,887 --> 00:23:27,521
Oh, yes, yes, that.
500
00:23:27,556 --> 00:23:30,190
This list, Colonel, is for sale.
501
00:23:30,225 --> 00:23:31,525
How much?
502
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,527
Two extra slices
of bread per day,
503
00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:35,863
all Red Cross packages
delivered on time,
504
00:23:35,898 --> 00:23:37,876
Granted. and an extra
shower every week
505
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:40,567
for everybody in camp. Granted.
506
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,376
My name. It's first!
507
00:23:49,411 --> 00:23:53,147
"General Burkhalter, Colonel
Mueller, Admiral Metzger..."
508
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:56,817
Kronman was obviously
going to contact all of us.
509
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,930
Sure, to get you
into the conspiracy.
510
00:23:58,954 --> 00:24:00,487
So much for that.
511
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,162
Hogan? Mm-hmm?
512
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,092
No one must ever
know about this.
513
00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:07,161
Yes, sir.
514
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,164
Uh... oh, by the way,
515
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:13,244
could we have our first extra
shower starting tomorrow?
516
00:24:13,268 --> 00:24:16,187
What extra shower?
517
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:20,157
All requests previously
granted are now denied.
518
00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:22,860
Oh, I see.
519
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,873
Colonel, what makes you so sure
520
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,675
I didn't make a
copy of that list?
521
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:28,866
A copy? Why,
that would be silly.
522
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No one would believe a copy...
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When you take that extra shower,
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just make sure your men
don't use too much water.
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Granted.
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