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Raus, raus!
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Schnell, schnell,
schnell, schnell!
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Mach schnell! Raus!
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Raus, raus, raus, raus!
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Welcome to the
Adolf Hitler Biltmore.
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Thank you, sir. Captain
Martin, Edward H.
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Colonel Hogan,
Senior P.O.W. Officer.
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It, uh... doesn't look
like much at first,
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but after you're here
awhile, you get to hate it.
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Please, Colonel Hogan,
you are not supposed to talk
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with the prisoner until he
has seen the Commandant.
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Sorry, Schultz.
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How kind of you to
remember, Schultz.
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Achtung!
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You were four hours
late bringing him here.
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Oh, Herr Kommandant,
it couldn't be helped.
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Take him to the
office right away.
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Hogan, I'll call you
when I need you.
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Captain?
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Name, rank and
serial number, that's all.
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Yes, sir.
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New prisoner, Colonel?
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Yeah.
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Why would Schultz be so
late getting him back here?
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Maybe they met a couple of girls
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in town, you know, went to a bar
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and had a couple of drinks.
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And then they...
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All right, Carter,
that's enough.
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Yeah, yeah, then what happened?
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See? See? You got
the natives restless.
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Uh, Kinch, is the coffee
pot in working order?
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It's all wired and
ready, Colonel.
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Okay. The next voice you hear
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will be that of Colonel Klink,
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direct from his office to you.
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His papers, Herr Kommandant.
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Mm-hmm.
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Shot down near Hamilburg.
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Captured by farmers.
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Turned over to the Gestapo.
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Assigned here.
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He didn't give us any
trouble, Herr Kommandant.
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Which is more than
I can say for you.
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Why were you late?
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In Hamilburg, they wouldn't let
us leave Gestapo Headquarters
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until the gold bars
were in the bank.
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Gold?
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What are you blabbering about?
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A big shipment of gold
bars which we stole
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from the Bank of France is
being shipped to Dusseldorf.
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Not stolen... confiscated!
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When you defeat a country,
you confiscate its gold.
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Stupid!
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I thought, if you take something
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that does not belong
to you, that is stealing.
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I'm stupid.
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I don't think you're so stupid.
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Silence!
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Captain, I want to inform you
that you have been assigned
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to the strictest P.O.W.
camp in Germany.
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No one has ever
escaped from Stalag 13.
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Oh, Colonel, let's
hear the rest of it.
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It's just Klink throwing
his weight around.
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Sure, you've heard it before.
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Und I warn you,
we are well-known
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for iron discipline here.
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One false move,
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and you will face
the consequences.
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Hey, that's great!
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You sure you're not
part German, Kinch?
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I don't think so.
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A shipment of gold...
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Be nice if we could
do something about it.
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Like what?
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Like take it out of
circulation, maybe.
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Well, how can we do that?
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The first problem would
be to get it into camp.
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Kinch, get me a map of
this area showing Hamilburg.
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Coming right up, um...
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Uh... Berlin, Hamburg,
Stuttgart Pittsburgh...
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Pittsburgh?! We ever have
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anybody escape to Pittsburgh?
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Not to... from.
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Ah, here it is.
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Good.
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Hamilburg and area.
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All right, now we
circle the center of town
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with a red pencil and attach
a bombardier's notation.
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Well, what's it going to say?
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Let's see.
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"Make bombing approach
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"from north to
avoid AA batteries.
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"Bank located center of town.
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Fly contact main road."
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Get that ready as
soon as you can.
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Klink will be calling
for me any minute.
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Right, I'll get
right on it, sir.
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Hey, Colonel, you
think we'll get a chance
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to get our hands on
some of those gold bars?
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It's worth a try.
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Think of their
embarrassment if we succeed.
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Hitler writes a
check, and it bounces.
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And the prisoner,
Captain Edward H. Martin,
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was delivered into our
custody as of this date,
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and appeared to be...
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Yes, come in.
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Herr Kommandant,
Colonel Hogan is here.
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Send him in. We will complete
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our dossier later,
Fraulein Helga.
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Yes, sir.
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How 'bout a little smile, baby?
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Sergeant Schultz,
attend to business.
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He's trying, Colonel.
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He can do that
outside. Dismissed!
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Colonel Hogan, this
is Captain Martin.
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I know. We've met.
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Well, Captain, how
do you like it so far?
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Well, it's about what...
I am not interested
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whether he likes it here or not.
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Great host, and serves
a wonderful buffet.
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The Captain has been
informed that no one
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has ever successfully
escaped from Stalag 13.
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Yeah, shameful. People
are beginning to talk.
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Captain, I warn you,
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do not be talked into
any foolish ventures.
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For those who try, we have
a reward known as the cooler.
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One of the smaller
rooms, without a view.
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All right, Captain,
turn out your pockets,
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quickly, everything you've got.
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Yes, sir.
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Here, uh, let me
help you, Captain.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Hey! Got one of those, huh?
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Whew!
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Oh-ho, hello there.
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One of the men at
the base gave it to me.
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What do you see?
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You know that famous picture
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of George Washington
crossing the Delaware?
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Yes, I'm familiar with it.
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This ain't it.
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Give me that.
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I must inspect it
for security reasons.
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Oh, I understand, sir, yeah.
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American foolishness.
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Wouldn't hurt you to distribute
a few of those, you know?
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Can you imagine a picture
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of Hermann Goring
in a bearskin rug?
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Great for morale.
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Oops.
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Mm-hmm.
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What is so interesting
about a piece of paper?
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Aha, a map!
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Didn't they teach you anything
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about destroying
military information?
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Why didn't you eat it?
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Sir, I...
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Do you realize,
before I was captured,
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I swallowed the entire
Air Force Survival Manual?
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It's not mine.
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Look, don't lie to a
commanding officer!
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You're in enough
trouble already!
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But, sir...
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Stand at attention, Captain.
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Aha! Hamilburg
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is circled in red?
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It means nothing.
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It's a bombardier
doodling, that's all.
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The memorandum:
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"Bombing approach from north.
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"Avoid AA batteries.
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Bank located center..."
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Bank?
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The gold!
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What gold?
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Big shipment was just
brought into the town.
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Oh, really? That's interesting.
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Why a bombing attack on a bank?
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Gold can't be
destroyed that way.
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What do you know about this?
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Well, I...
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Name, rank and serial
number. Period. Stop.
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You have an answer.
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Never mind. I figured
it out for myself.
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The bombing
attack is a diversion.
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Commandos are dropped,
and in the confusion,
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they steal the money.
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It's an old trick.
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You've got to
get up pretty early
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in the morning to
fool Colonel Klink.
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I must warn the Gestapo at once.
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They will move the
gold to Dusseldorf.
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So much for your
little air raid, Captain.
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Smart move, Colonel.
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Then they bomb
Dusseldorf and steal the gold.
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What? Oh, I'm glad
you didn't ask them
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to keep the gold here
for a couple of days.
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True, it's the safest
place in the world,
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and you'd be a big
man with the Gestapo,
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but why should you get involved?
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He's really got it
where it counts.
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Colonel Hogan, you have
given me an excellent idea.
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Fraulein Helga,
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get me Gestapo
Headquarters in Hamilburg.
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I want to talk to the officer
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who is in command
of the gold shipment.
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I will offer
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to keep the gold here.
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Hogan, I thank you
for your suggestion.
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Me and my big mouth.
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That is all.
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Dismissed.
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Amazing...
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So, how's it going, fellas?
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Compared to what, sir?
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They are working?!
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That's right.
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Without being ordered?!
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Volunteers, every
one of them, Schultz.
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Oh, boy, I think I'd better
get out of here schnell.
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I know nothing...
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There is nothing to know.
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But if there was
something, I know nothing.
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Nothing.
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All right, come on
fellas, get the lead out.
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Make way for the Commandant.
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What is going on here?
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Tidying up a bit,
sir. We want to make
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a good impression on the Gestapo
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when they bring
the gold into camp.
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Really, huh?
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After all, we're part
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of the Stalag 13
family, too, you know.
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That is a very
commendable attitude.
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Carry on.
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It's Schultz.
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We want Klink.
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Cover your ears.
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There may be a shock
wave when he crashes.
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LeBeau, you didn't
saw deep enough.
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But, Colonel, I'm sure I did.
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Help!
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Help, help!
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Help!
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These steps have collapsed.
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Where's my monocle?
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In your eye, sir.
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You never let go.
Perfect muscle control.
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Schultz, how did this happen?
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I know nothing, nothing,
Herr Kommandant.
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Sabotage. Someone
is trying to kill me.
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By any chance, has Germany
declared war on termites?
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Why should they
be any different?
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Then there's your sabotage, sir.
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The termites have eaten
right through the step.
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Uh-huh, this has been cut.
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Of course it has.
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Haven't you ever heard
of saw-tooth termites?
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Imagine that. Never
heard of saw-tooth termites.
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Sir, I had an uncle
with a wooden leg.
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00:11:17,294 --> 00:11:18,370
He went to bed one night,
264
00:11:18,394 --> 00:11:19,939
and in the morning
when he got up...
265
00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:21,174
well...
266
00:11:21,198 --> 00:11:22,831
Never mind!
267
00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:25,678
Schultz! Requisition some lumber
from the Quartermaster at once,
268
00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:28,147
and see to it that these
steps are rebuilt immediately.
269
00:11:28,171 --> 00:11:29,537
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
270
00:11:29,572 --> 00:11:31,639
Uh, we'll do the
job for you, Colonel.
271
00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:32,640
Thank you, Hogan.
272
00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:34,075
But not with wood.
273
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,878
I mean, we could spend
hours rebuilding the steps,
274
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,913
the termites eat,
the steps collapse,
275
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,481
and it's bad for our morale.
276
00:11:40,516 --> 00:11:41,782
That's true.
277
00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:43,451
Now, if we had, say, bricks,
278
00:11:43,486 --> 00:11:45,619
we could do a
beautiful job for you.
279
00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:47,800
All right, all right,
make it brick.
280
00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:49,357
Schultz, see to it at once!
281
00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:51,159
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
282
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,064
Well?
283
00:12:02,839 --> 00:12:04,172
Colonel Hogan,
284
00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:05,985
may I ask you a question?
285
00:12:06,009 --> 00:12:07,308
Sure, Schultz.
286
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:10,011
Why do you pile
the bricks up here
287
00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:13,381
when you're building
the steps over there?
288
00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:15,750
Oh, you see, if
we get too close,
289
00:12:15,785 --> 00:12:17,952
we can't see what we're doing.
290
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,988
Eh?
291
00:12:20,023 --> 00:12:21,956
Understand, Schultz?
292
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,892
Hmm?
293
00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:26,367
Give me time to think it over.
294
00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:27,428
Sure.
295
00:12:32,602 --> 00:12:35,270
Anybody order gold
from room service?
296
00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:51,552
Colonel Klink? Major Kreiger.
297
00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,955
Geheimstaatspolizei.
Heil Hitler.
298
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,523
Heil Hitler.
299
00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:57,926
Very good of you to
offer us your hospitality
300
00:12:57,961 --> 00:13:00,761
for our candy bars, Colonel.
301
00:13:00,797 --> 00:13:02,508
Glad to be of service, sir.
302
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,698
I won't fail to
mention your name
303
00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:06,467
to my superiors, Colonel.
304
00:13:06,502 --> 00:13:09,270
Oh, that won't be necessary,
305
00:13:09,306 --> 00:13:11,139
but I hope you do.
306
00:13:11,174 --> 00:13:12,484
Yes. Well, there is a shed
307
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:14,287
right behind Barracks Five...
308
00:13:14,311 --> 00:13:16,622
An ideal place for the truck.
309
00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:18,224
Excellent. I prefer
it to be out of sight.
310
00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:19,213
Yes, sir.
311
00:13:19,249 --> 00:13:20,681
Schultz!
312
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,860
Jawohl!
313
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,918
Guide the truck
behind Barracks Five.
314
00:13:23,954 --> 00:13:26,454
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
315
00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:28,367
They'll come this
way with the truck.
316
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,591
Newkirk, Kinch, inside.
317
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:30,592
You know what to do.
318
00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:31,593
Right. Right.
319
00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:33,795
Remember, timing
is very important.
320
00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:35,029
Wait until the truck stops.
321
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,141
Will do.
322
00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:37,543
Carter, LeBeau,
take your positions.
323
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,711
You got everything you need.
324
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,779
We're ready. Mm-hmm.
325
00:13:39,803 --> 00:13:44,772
Don't forget... the truck
exactly opposite the window.
326
00:13:44,808 --> 00:13:45,773
Right. Right.
327
00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:47,308
Good luck. Right.
328
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:50,011
Langsam.
329
00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:17,671
Langsam...
330
00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:19,607
Halt! Halt, halt, halt!
331
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:21,820
Hey, hold it a minute,
Schultz, will you?
332
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:22,910
What are you doing here?
333
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,911
We're just trying
334
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,426
to string our
clothesline, that's all.
335
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,698
Now.
336
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,803
Jolly good show.
337
00:14:35,859 --> 00:14:38,292
Proper coordination
of hand and eye
338
00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:39,927
is what does it, mate.
339
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,041
A fine time to worry
about your laundry.
340
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:44,032
We must keep
ourselves clean, Schultz.
341
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,467
For once, you could be dirty.
342
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,290
Kaput, Herr Major.
343
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,291
What is the matter?
344
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,403
Just a flat tire.
345
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,171
Have it repaired in no time.
346
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,330
Herr Major, the spring
is completely sheared off.
347
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,032
The weight of the gold, sir.
348
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,001
Fix it at once.
349
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,702
We will need new parts, sir.
350
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,271
There's a supply
depot in Hamilburg.
351
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,006
Schultz, send a
messenger at once
352
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,242
and give the Major
everything he requires.
353
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,821
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
354
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:13,855
Danke, Colonel.
355
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,857
We'll leave the
shipment where it is
356
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,993
and guard the truck while
the repairs are being made.
357
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,584
Yes, sir. Now, if there is
anything else you need,
358
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:21,585
just call on me.
359
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,087
Heil Hitler.
360
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,478
Achtung! Achtung!
361
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,927
We're all set down
below, Colonel. Any time.
362
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,951
Right, Kinch.
363
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,129
Schultz is headed this way.
364
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,587
All right.
365
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,367
Newkirk, LeBeau,
you know what to do.
366
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,791
Got the pills right here, sir.
367
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,158
Good.
368
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,830
Schultz, come here.
369
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,165
Get inside!
370
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:08,999
We got a brilliant idea.
371
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,335
We need your help.
372
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,703
It's an absolute smasher.
373
00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:17,592
Honest, when I think
about it, I choke up.
374
00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:19,137
What, what, what,
what, what is it?
375
00:16:19,161 --> 00:16:20,238
Look, Schultz,
376
00:16:20,262 --> 00:16:21,540
all that gold is sitting there,
377
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,942
and we don't do
anything about it.
378
00:16:22,966 --> 00:16:24,699
What, what...?
379
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,068
What do you want me to do?
380
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,136
Grab a few samples.
381
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:32,773
Just one of those bars
is worth 50,000 marks.
382
00:16:32,809 --> 00:16:35,087
Let's take three
of them, one each.
383
00:16:35,111 --> 00:16:36,410
One for each of us?
384
00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:40,648
50,000 marks?
385
00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,382
Are you crazy?
386
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,551
A bit greedy,
perhaps, but not crazy.
387
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,788
Either go back
or I'll report you.
388
00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:50,324
Trouble with you,
you've got no imagination.
389
00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:54,996
You're a very small man.
390
00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:56,174
They'll never miss it.
391
00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:57,776
After all, the gold was stolen
392
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,078
from the Bank of France.
393
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:02,970
Not stolen, confis...
394
00:17:03,006 --> 00:17:06,206
cated.
395
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,908
Oh, confiscated.
396
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,243
Ja. You're so stupid.
397
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,778
Now go back into the barracks.
398
00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,412
Schnell! Schnell!
399
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,888
Good night, Schultz.
400
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,392
Halt!
401
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,264
Ja. Danke.
402
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,299
Ja. Bitte.
403
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,905
Ja. Danke.
404
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,740
Ja.
405
00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:40,875
Gut, ja?
406
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:42,176
Gut.
407
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:43,177
Gut? Gute Nacht.
408
00:17:43,212 --> 00:17:44,912
Ja. Gute Nacht.
409
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,569
All right, any moment now,
they're going to go beddy-bye.
410
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,670
We got to move fast.
411
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,598
Hey, not bad, not bad.
412
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,967
You might get away with it.
413
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,046
Might?!
414
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,747
Colonel, what happens
if we're challenged?
415
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,072
Blimey! We could get
shot for this, you know.
416
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,919
Frankly, I hadn't
considered that.
417
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,187
Well, you will give it
some thought, won't you?
418
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,744
If I come with the answer,
you'll be the first to know.
419
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,791
Well, that makes me feel better.
420
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,614
All right, out you go.
421
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,128
Remember, open
the door of the truck
422
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,284
before you take the post.
423
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,352
Will do.
424
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,854
And you will keep thinking, sir.
425
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,255
I will, I will.
426
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,668
Hey, it's that Kraut Major!
427
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,971
It ain't Gracie Fields.
428
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,475
Quick!
429
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,318
Alles in Ordnung?
430
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,496
Ja, Herr Major.
431
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,752
Gut.
432
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,494
You did great.
433
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,564
If I had any sense,
I'd faint dead away.
434
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,766
I didn't know you spoke German.
435
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,236
I didn't either, till
about a minute ago.
436
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,172
Let's go.
437
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,265
Don't get 'em mixed up.
438
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,067
The bricks you dip in the gold,
439
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,531
and the gold you
dip in the red paint.
440
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,143
How's it going?
441
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:48,457
Well, everything's right
on schedule, Colonel.
442
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,115
This looks like J. P.
Morgan's playroom.
443
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,161
Colonel? Yeah?
444
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:55,219
Bet you can't tell which
is real and which is fake.
445
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,990
Eenie, meenie, miney... money.
446
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:02,393
Uh-huh. This is the real
one. Pretty good, eh?
447
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,939
You native craftsmen
are amazing.
448
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,941
Hey, don't put too
much gold in that stuff.
449
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,405
You'll put us in a
higher tax bracket.
450
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,297
Bon voyage.
451
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,523
Wake up, Fritz, wake up!
452
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,812
Was ist los?
453
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,159
You fell asleep on duty.
454
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,860
Oh, terrible! This is terrible!
455
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,063
Lucky an officer
didn't catch you.
456
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,619
Ja. Danke, Herr
Oberst. Danke, danke.
457
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,620
Anytime.
458
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,656
Ja.
459
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:11,695
Wake up, Dummkopf!
460
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,364
You fell asleep on duty.
461
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,933
Lucky for you an
officer didn't catch you.
462
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,234
Move!
463
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:37,571
So, as the sun sets
beyond the horizon,
464
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:41,508
we say "Farewell,
Major Kreiger."
465
00:22:41,544 --> 00:22:43,344
Colonel, we're
almost out of gold.
466
00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:45,212
What?!
467
00:22:45,247 --> 00:22:46,647
Bricks.
468
00:22:46,682 --> 00:22:49,383
Go draw some from the bank.
469
00:22:49,418 --> 00:22:50,451
The bank?
470
00:22:50,486 --> 00:22:51,726
Bricks.
471
00:22:51,754 --> 00:22:53,220
Oh.
472
00:22:56,325 --> 00:23:00,126
And although Stalag 13 is
known for its iron discipline,
473
00:23:00,162 --> 00:23:03,831
I must relax regulations
just long enough
474
00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:06,800
to thank you for
building these fine steps.
475
00:23:09,672 --> 00:23:12,072
Now, the real credit
for this achievement
476
00:23:12,107 --> 00:23:13,440
goes to Colonel Hogan.
477
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,042
In all fairness, I
must admit to you,
478
00:23:16,078 --> 00:23:18,929
I wanted these steps
made out of wood,
479
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:22,733
but he insisted that
they be built out of brick,
480
00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:24,868
and he was right.
481
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,404
And I know that
they will last forever.
482
00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:33,543
Yes, Herr Commandant.
483
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:37,181
Believe me when I tell you,
these steps are as good as gold.
484
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:49,326
Are you suggesting that
the gold may be here?
485
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,595
This was the last stop
before the bank in Dusseldorf.
486
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,880
When the shipment
was weighed, it was light.
487
00:23:53,915 --> 00:23:55,181
Some of the gold is missing.
488
00:23:55,217 --> 00:23:56,683
Oh, that's terrible.
489
00:23:56,719 --> 00:24:00,186
And unless it is
found, I will be missing.
490
00:24:00,222 --> 00:24:03,223
So, I assure you, I
am going to look for it.
491
00:24:03,259 --> 00:24:04,602
Sir, I resent the implication
492
00:24:04,626 --> 00:24:06,304
that there may be
thieves among us.
493
00:24:06,328 --> 00:24:07,328
So do I.
494
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:10,163
Do I have your
permission to search
495
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,010
or must I take this
matter over your head
496
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,267
to General Burkhalter?
497
00:24:13,302 --> 00:24:18,071
You may take this camp
apart building by building,
498
00:24:18,107 --> 00:24:21,708
and if you find one
ounce of that gold...
499
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,622
you may use this
gun to shoot me.
500
00:24:25,647 --> 00:24:28,848
I may just take
you up on that, sir.
501
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:35,689
Hogan, he's going to search.
502
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:36,834
This concerns you and your men.
503
00:24:36,858 --> 00:24:37,858
Aren't you coming?
504
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,003
If you don't mind,
505
00:24:39,027 --> 00:24:41,427
I'd like to sit this one out.
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