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CBS presents this
program in color.
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All ready?
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Yes, sir.
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Newkirk.
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LeBeau's ready to move out.
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We need a diversion.
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Righto. Righto, Colonel.
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Sleepy, Grandma?
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Leave off.
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Get going. Be careful.
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Don't get yourself shot.
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In this outfit, could
you blame 'em?
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Halt!
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Halt!
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Nein, nein, nein.
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The Englander.
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He's sleep-walking.
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Wake up, Newkirk.
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Newkirk...
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Wake up.
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Oh, Fraulein.
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Oh, Fraulein, ich
liebe dich. Ich...
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No, no, stop.
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You can't come with me.
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I'm only going to
dig for mushrooms.
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Bismarck...
Kaiser... sit, sit, sit.
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Good, now stay.
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If you're good, I'm going
to bring you back a cat.
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All right, boys and
girls, to the kennel.
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Guten Abend.
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Ich bin Deutsch?
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Your German is terrible.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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All right, sound off, buddy.
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Who are you?
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Corporal LeBeau.
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I'm digging for mushrooms.
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That's cute.
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No, it's true.
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Every Friday we have
sauce La Champignon
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on our boiled potatoes.
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I'm a P.O.W.
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Yeah? Who won the
World Series in 1940?
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"Who won the World Series..."
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How do I know?
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Ask me who was at the
Folies Bergere in l940.
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That I know.
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You're a P.O.W.?
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Yes. Stalag 13.
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Braden. This is Mills. Hi.
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Hi, Mills.
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We tunneled out of Stalag 9
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a couple of hours ago.
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We've got to get in
touch with Colonel Hogan.
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Colonel Hogan?
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Our escape officer
told us about him.
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Now, why didn't he notify
us through the underground?
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We took off on our own.
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We need fake I.D. cards,
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civilian clothes,
maps and money.
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How about it?
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That's possible.
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Do you have a reservation?
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You mean a guy has to make
a reservation for an escape?
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Well, we're booked right
through New Year's Eve.
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We tunneled through
400 feet of rock and mud.
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We're not going to stop now.
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Okay, I'll take you to Hogan.
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What did you do?
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Dig your tunnel
through Times Square?
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Cominskey, Corporal Walter.
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Cominskey, Corporal Walter.
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Palmer, Sergeant John.
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Hackensack, New Jersey.
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Palmer, Sergeant John.
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Hey, any mail for me?
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That's all of them, Colonel.
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Could be it's
only the first wave.
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I make it, uh, 20 men.
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That's just enough
for a marching band.
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All right, let me
have your attention.
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Welcome to Stalag 13, fellas.
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For your information, we're
in the escape business.
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Oh, this must be the place.
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You said it. We didn't
know you were coming,
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so it's going to
be a little tough.
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Too many to handle, Colonel?
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Generally we
handle two or three.
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This is our first venture
in the wholesale business.
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Newkirk, we'll need civilian
clothes for everybody.
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Right, Colonel.
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We'll also need some
forged papers, Carter.
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All right. The first
ten men report to me
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tomorrow at 0930 hours
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in tunnel number four.
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I'll take your pictures
for German I.D. cards.
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All right, look, fellas,
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when we're ready, we'll
move 'em out of the tunnel
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in hut number three.
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Kinch, get on the
radio to London.
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Arrange a pick-up point.
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Tell 'em to send
a big submarine...
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uh, with a trailer.
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All right, are there
any questions?
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Colonel...
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all this organization you got
here sounds great, sir, but...
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We're an old established firm.
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But it's going to take
an awful long time
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to outfit 20 guys.
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He's rock happy, Colonel.
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We'll move you out
as soon as we can.
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Yeah, I know, sir,
but wouldn't it be bet...
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You have any complaints,
see the Auto Club, huh?
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Hey, if it comes out okay,
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I want a couple of dozen prints.
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Hey, come on, knock it off.
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Now, don't smile.
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Try to look as
German as possible.
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All right, next.
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Waist, 26 inches.
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26?
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What are you, in the
Army or the Cub Scouts?
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I was drafted.
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No wonder it's taken
us so long to win the war.
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Yes, Herr General.
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I heard the news.
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A most regrettable business.
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20 men escaping from Stalag 9.
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The Commandant,
Colonel Smeckler,
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is a personal friend of mine.
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I must telephone him immediately
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and express my
deepest sympathy, yes.
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What? Oh, yes...
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Long distance to
Russia is very expensive.
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Yes, Herr General, I understand.
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I understand
completely, Herr General.
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Don't do that, Colonel Hogan.
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It leaves me weak.
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How weak?
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Very.
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What's the Colonel
want to see me about?
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I can't tell you.
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I'm not supposed to tell you.
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No...
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Honey, I've got all day.
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What was the question?
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I forget.
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You may rest
assured, Herr General,
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we are always on the alert here.
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You know our proud boast.
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No one has ever
escaped from Stalag 13.
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Goodbye, Herr General.
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What?
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Oh, yes, of
course... Heil Hitler.
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You know, it is most gratifying
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to have the confidence
of one's superior officer.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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Too bad that's not the
case with you, Schultz.
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I'm only a humble
Sergeant, Herr Kommandant.
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Yes, an accident of war.
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Now, where is Hogan?
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I sent for him 20 minutes ago.
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At once.
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Colonel Hogan!
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Sit down, Colonel.
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Hogan, I sent for you
because it is necessary
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for us to have a little chat.
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Chat away.
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Undoubtedly you are aware
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that there is another
Stalag not too far from here.
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Yeah, Stalag 9.
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I'm not going to be
transferred, am I?
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Why? You like it here?
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"Like" is hardly the word.
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I mean, it's like a
home away from home.
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Schultz, did you hear that?
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There's a war on,
he's a prisoner,
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yet he calls it a home.
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I think he's stir crazy.
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Silence! You will speak
only when you're spoken to.
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You spoke to me,
Herr Kommandant.
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Next time don't answer.
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Oh!
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Colonel Hogan,
I want to give you
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some information
and a little advice.
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First, there has been
an escape from Stalag 9.
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There has?
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Hey, that's wonderful.
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Schultz, you never
tell us anything.
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I know nothing.
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I warn you... don't be
encouraged by this news
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to try something foolish.
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Who'd want to escape
from all this beauty?
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All this beauty.
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Silence.
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Things have been
awfully quiet around here.
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You're up to something.
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I am watching you every minute.
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Dismissed.
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Incidentally, Colonel,
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how did the boys
of Stalag 9 get out?
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A tunnel.
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And again I advise
you not to try it.
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Oh, come on, we
wouldn't dig a tunnel.
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Good.
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Go out in a helicopter
with parachutes.
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Insolence.
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Somewhere we can drop
you, like the Russian Front?
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Out!
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All guards are to go on
special alert immediately.
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I will spot check
the huts personally.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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A helicopter, indeed.
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What a clever idea.
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Shut up.
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Mills, Mills, wake up. Hmm...
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Wake up. Hmm!
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You awake? Yes.
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Listen, a guy told me
there's a road construction
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a few miles from here,
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and every day they send
a tank truck to get water
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inside the gate.
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I saw it.
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Okay, they open
the top hatch to fill it.
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The goons always
watch the driver.
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If we come on the blind side...
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And what about the driver?
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He's a civilian Kraut.
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Once we're inside, we
can hear him climbing up.
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Then we go under the
water till he closes the hatch.
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You with me?
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I don't know.
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Hogan said he'd get us out.
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That might take weeks.
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20 guys... papers, clothes...
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Yeah, but if we blow it,
they might grab everybody.
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Look, I got you out
of Stalag 9, didn't I?
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Well, yeah.
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Okay, we go tomorrow.
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Gin.
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Hi, Kinch.
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Any word from London?
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Yeah. The sub will be
standing by every night
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beginning tomorrow.
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Newkirk?
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Civilian clothes are
finished, Colonel.
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Fitting tonight.
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The I.D. cards will be
finished this afternoon.
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All right, we'll move
'em out tomorrow night.
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We'll use the tunnel
in hut number three.
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All right, all right.
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Yeah, I bet a truck like that
holds maybe a thousand gallons.
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Make a lovely dry martini.
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Where would you
get a 50-pound olive?
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Now, you take
a truck like that...
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hey, there's Braden and Mills.
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What are they doing out?
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Going for the truck.
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They're barmy.
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Hey, let's get
them. No, no, hold it.
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If they get caught,
they'll ruin it for the lot.
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Klink's worried 'cause things
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have been too quiet.
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Let's just change
that right now.
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Move in when I give the okay.
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Schultz, what would
you say if I told you
267
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,873
there were a couple of prisoners
268
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,108
in that water tank, huh?
269
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,910
Good luck to them.
270
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,923
What would they
be doing in there?
271
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,380
What's the first thing
that comes to your mind?
272
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,715
They are thirsty?
273
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:08,519
No, come on, think
of something crazy.
274
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,188
They're trying to escape?
275
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,858
That's why you're a sergeant.
276
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,196
Raus! Raus!
277
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,199
Out! Out! Out with you! Out!
278
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:27,071
Ha! Ha! Hahahaha!
279
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,546
Oh, how could you do this to me?
280
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:32,327
You cannot trust
anybody anymore!
281
00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:33,494
Bad boys!
282
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,103
Barnes, Davis.
283
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,367
You clods go hide in my office.
284
00:14:01,391 --> 00:14:02,823
I'm sorry, Colonel.
285
00:14:02,859 --> 00:14:04,626
Go!
286
00:14:04,661 --> 00:14:05,627
What's up Colonel?
287
00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:07,595
All right, the Krauts
will be here in a minute
288
00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:08,829
looking for Braden and Mills.
289
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:09,964
That's for sure.
290
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,799
We can't give 'em up,
otherwise we'll blow
291
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:12,978
the whole operation, right?
292
00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:14,179
Sure, Colonel. So.
293
00:14:14,203 --> 00:14:15,703
Colonel! What's that for?
294
00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:18,306
That's for trying to hide
out in the water truck.
295
00:14:22,412 --> 00:14:24,523
So you wouldn't take
my advice, eh, Hogan?
296
00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:25,725
Where are the two prisoners
297
00:14:25,749 --> 00:14:26,714
who tried to escape?
298
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,283
If you stood any closer to them,
299
00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:29,950
your Iron Cross would get rusty.
300
00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:33,187
Oh, you fools.
301
00:14:33,222 --> 00:14:34,855
Here's my reward.
302
00:14:34,891 --> 00:14:36,291
30 days in the cooler.
303
00:14:36,326 --> 00:14:37,674
Take them away.
304
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,879
30 days is a cruel, inhuman,
unjustified punishment,
305
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,181
to be inflicted
only by a sadist.
306
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:48,319
Flattery will gain you
nothing, my dear, Colonel.
307
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,636
30 days. Boy, that's
a bum rap, Colonel.
308
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,826
It's shocking.
309
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,639
All right, Klink's
had his fun for today.
310
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:58,796
Now he'll relax.
311
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,765
We move the Stalag 9
boys out tonight, ready or not.
312
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,900
Yes, Colonel.
313
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:03,901
One last detail, sir?
314
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:04,902
What is it, Lebeau?
315
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,015
Permission to punch
316
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,439
Braden and Mills in the nose.
317
00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:19,933
Here he comes now.
318
00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:28,209
Anybody tell you fellows
319
00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:29,588
we have an escape going tonight?
320
00:15:29,612 --> 00:15:30,711
Yeah, we're ready.
321
00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:31,712
What about the tunnel?
322
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:32,991
You were gonna fix the trap.
323
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,915
He's behind the times.
324
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:36,717
He's an officer, you know.
325
00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:38,464
It was finished hours ago.
326
00:15:38,488 --> 00:15:39,987
Sure, we even
moved the entrance.
327
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,056
Oh. Uh-huh. I see.
328
00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,558
We're going to play games, huh?
329
00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,859
You want me to find
where the new entrance is?
330
00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:47,606
No wonder he's a colonel.
331
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,675
Catches on... just like that.
332
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,665
Okay, I'll play.
333
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,578
We figure if you can't find it,
334
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:53,612
the goons won't.
335
00:15:53,636 --> 00:15:55,303
Watch.
336
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,251
Very, very old
fashioned, that colonel.
337
00:16:20,597 --> 00:16:21,896
Ah.
338
00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:24,031
I can tell by your face, Carter.
339
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,232
Wrong.
340
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:27,868
That's the sauerbraten
I had for lunch.
341
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,888
Okay, I give up. You win.
342
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:34,192
Will you follow us, please?
343
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,940
Excuse me a minute, old man?
344
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:41,364
So, you'll be five
minutes late for the ball.
345
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,803
Ta-ta-dah.
346
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,839
Gee, Dad, it's a tunnel.
347
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:48,939
You never had a chance.
348
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:49,940
You do good work.
349
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:50,941
You really do.
350
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,343
Well, let's face it, Colonel.
351
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,745
What would you do without us?
352
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,890
Yeah. That's right.
353
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,659
You fellows wouldn't be mad
354
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,950
if I told you I-I knew it
was there all the time?
355
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,219
Yes, I would.
356
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,135
All right, then,
I won't tell you.
357
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,595
You're a fine-looking
bunch of Krauts.
358
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,431
Hey!
359
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,567
Colonel, I'd like to report
a peeping Tom, here.
360
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,902
All right, all right.
361
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,571
Now, you got your identity
papers and your rations.
362
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,106
You're going to travel in twos.
363
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,173
Got your maps?
364
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,387
They got everything.
365
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,088
All right, LeBeau,
you're gonna be in charge
366
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,923
of the other end to get
them through the hole.
367
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,124
Yes, sir. I'm ready.
368
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,247
It's time. They're gonna be
369
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,116
changing the guards
in a couple of minutes.
370
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,851
All right, saddle
up. Here we go.
371
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,653
Let's go, let's go.
372
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,801
Now don't leave anything behind.
373
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,525
Take care. Watch
that first step.
374
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,037
All right, come
on, keep it moving.
375
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,193
I'm after the lady.
376
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,194
Come on, you should've...
377
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,270
You should've done
that long before, now.
378
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,437
Come on.
379
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,938
Now, get all your stuff.
380
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,706
Don't even look. Pick it up.
381
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,976
Don't leave anything behind.
382
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,318
Shh. Silence. Quiet.
383
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,153
Knock it off, huh?
384
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,189
I'm going up.
385
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,032
Two goons.
386
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,167
How close?
387
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,504
I could read "Made in
Japan" on their boots.
388
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,773
Go tell Hogan we
can't use the hole.
389
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,221
Keep it moving down there, huh?
390
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,590
Hey, what's going on down there?
391
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,624
They just passed the word
392
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,659
we can't use the tunnel.
393
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,648
Goons in the way.
394
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:38,716
Oh, great.
395
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,996
We're going to run out
of time and darkness.
396
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,653
Simultaneously, I should think.
397
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,700
You, better wash it
out for tonight, Colonel.
398
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,935
The way Klink's been acting?
399
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,202
Spot checks, special alerts.
400
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,704
He's relaxed. We've gotta move.
401
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,208
Yeah, but how do we
get past those goons?
402
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,966
Trade him one end of
the tunnel for the other.
403
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,879
Carter and Newkirk,
into the tunnel.
404
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:57,869
Right, okay.
405
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,471
Break through and
give yourselves up.
406
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,140
You're having a
go at us, aren't you?
407
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,208
You heard me.
408
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,688
Break through,
give yourselves up.
409
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,823
We got to let 'em know
where we are. Come on.
410
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,327
He's mad, you know. He's mad.
411
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,628
Sir, I'd like to
request a transfer
412
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,932
to the paratroops.
413
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,823
Braden...
414
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,603
the rest of your men down there,
415
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,092
stay underneath the floor.
416
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,238
When you hear this...
417
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,375
move 'em out fast and quiet.
418
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,598
Two taps. Got it.
419
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,844
You're brilliant.
420
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,308
I'm going to recommend
you for officer's training.
421
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,559
The colonel wants us
to give ourselves up.
422
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,238
Let the goons capture us?
423
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,163
That's what the man said.
424
00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:45,866
What happens in your
army if you shoot a colonel?
425
00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:50,671
In my army, we get
the Croix de Guerre.
426
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,634
Lafayette, I am here.
427
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:13,343
Alone, I'm all alone.
428
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,657
Raus! Schnell!
429
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,348
Halt! Halt!
430
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:32,813
After them! After them!
431
00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:44,124
How would you like to buy a
couple of nice German shepherds?
432
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,459
I was only exercising them.
433
00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:55,836
Aha, a tunnel, eh?
434
00:20:55,872 --> 00:20:57,238
Did you get them all?
435
00:20:57,273 --> 00:20:59,874
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
436
00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:03,777
All right, let's not
waste any time.
437
00:21:03,812 --> 00:21:06,313
Where did this
tunnel start, huh?
438
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,082
You'll never find out,
439
00:21:08,117 --> 00:21:10,262
no matter what you do to us.
440
00:21:10,286 --> 00:21:11,685
That goes for me, too.
441
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,965
My lips are sealed.
442
00:21:12,989 --> 00:21:14,989
Oh, no. We have
ways to make you talk,
443
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,190
and we will use them!
444
00:21:16,225 --> 00:21:19,126
Oh! Oh! All
right, I'll tell you.
445
00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:21,795
The tunnel starts
in hut number three.
446
00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:23,163
Hut number three?
447
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,164
Dirty squealer!
448
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,244
I never could stand pain.
449
00:21:25,268 --> 00:21:26,867
I knew I'd get it out of them.
450
00:21:26,903 --> 00:21:28,002
Hut number three.
451
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,003
Hut number three!
452
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,271
Hut number three!
453
00:21:30,306 --> 00:21:33,374
Let's get it! Go! I
knew it! I knew it!
454
00:21:37,246 --> 00:21:41,115
When I give you the word,
stamp twice... pow, pow.
455
00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:42,150
Gotcha.
456
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,953
Here they come.
457
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:52,492
Aha, aha, aha.
458
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,206
So, caught you
with the goods, huh?
459
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,898
Hogan, I have warned you
many times and again you try.
460
00:21:57,934 --> 00:22:00,367
I have had enough of this.
461
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,814
Herr Kommandant, please, may I?
462
00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:05,539
No one, but no one, ever
escapes from Stalag 13.
463
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,419
Oh, Herr Kommandant,
464
00:22:07,443 --> 00:22:09,955
your foot's swelled
by the excitement.
465
00:22:09,979 --> 00:22:11,211
Dummkopf.
466
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,247
Jawohl.
467
00:22:14,383 --> 00:22:15,663
Cancel that order.
468
00:22:34,736 --> 00:22:38,322
A nice little tunnel.
469
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,924
Colonel Hogan, what
happened to your helicopter, huh?
470
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,462
We're waiting for spare parts.
471
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,697
I will not forget this madness.
472
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,833
Schultz, they're to
begin work immediately
473
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,167
filling in this tunnel.
474
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,770
A little hard labor all
night won't hurt them.
475
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,137
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
476
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,073
And then tomorrow,
when the job is done,
477
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:59,243
we will take the next
corrective measure.
478
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:02,713
What do you think of
that, Colonel Hogan?
479
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:06,216
Well, look at this way...
You can't win 'em all.
480
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:07,951
Of course not.
481
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,053
But you can try.
482
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:25,619
Job's finished, Colonel.
Tunnel's all filled in.
483
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,387
Oh, Newkirk.
484
00:23:27,422 --> 00:23:28,989
Yes, it's me.
485
00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:30,557
Boys must be tired, huh?
486
00:23:30,592 --> 00:23:32,225
Nah, not at all. We
could have carried on
487
00:23:32,261 --> 00:23:33,894
for at least another
five minutes.
488
00:23:38,734 --> 00:23:40,834
I have to see the big shot.
489
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:42,402
Well, he's on the phone,
490
00:23:42,437 --> 00:23:43,682
but he'll be out in a minute.
491
00:23:43,706 --> 00:23:45,973
I can wait, baby.
492
00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:49,877
Bluebirds have all
flown the coop, sir.
493
00:23:49,912 --> 00:23:50,922
All 20?
494
00:23:50,946 --> 00:23:53,446
Should be over the white
cliffs of Dover by now.
495
00:23:53,482 --> 00:23:55,460
And what are you mumbling about?
496
00:23:55,484 --> 00:23:58,652
We're just saying if you
lost a little weight, Schultz,
497
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:00,187
you'd look 20 years younger.
498
00:24:00,222 --> 00:24:01,933
Forget it. I'm
handsome as it is.
499
00:24:01,957 --> 00:24:04,257
Am I right, Helga, baby?
500
00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:08,361
Well, we're all happy
this morning, huh?
501
00:24:08,397 --> 00:24:09,841
Herr Kommandant,
I have to report
502
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,332
the tunnel has been filled
in. It is completely kaput.
503
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:15,535
Excellent, Schultz.
504
00:24:15,571 --> 00:24:16,815
And now, Hogan,
for the punishment
505
00:24:16,839 --> 00:24:17,983
I promised you.
506
00:24:18,007 --> 00:24:20,674
30 days in the cooler
for all your men.
507
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,788
Schultz, the formation at once.
508
00:24:22,812 --> 00:24:24,578
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
509
00:24:24,613 --> 00:24:26,524
Colonel Hogan, are you going
510
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:29,516
to parade your men to the cells?
511
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:30,517
You must be kidding.
512
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,030
Well, knowing you as I do,
513
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,299
I thought you might like to
join your men in the cooler
514
00:24:34,323 --> 00:24:35,333
as a gesture.
515
00:24:35,357 --> 00:24:37,958
Actually, there's
nothing I'd enjoy more,
516
00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:38,959
but I can't.
517
00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:40,327
And why not?
518
00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:42,495
Somebody's got to
warm up the helicopter.
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