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CBS presents this
program in color.
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By order of Commandant
Wilhelm Klink,
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all prisoners have to stay
away from doors and windows,
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and are not allowed
to leave the barracks
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for no reason whatsoever
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until further notice.
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You can't do that.
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It's against the Geneva
Prisoner of War Convention.
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And the rules of
organized warfare.
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And don't forget the Interstate
Commerce Commission.
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I have given the order.
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Every time I tell
them something,
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they always give me trouble.
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Good-bye, Schultz!
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Good-bye, old Shultz.
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Hey, Colonel, what's happening?
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We're gonna find out right now.
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Carter, watch the door.
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Hey, they just
brought in a civilian.
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Anybody we know?
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He's guarded by
two Kraut officers.
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They put him in
that storage building
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they've been cleaning
out all this week.
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Must be important.
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I could sneak out and
find out, maybe. No?
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Nah, nah, nah.
Got a better idea.
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Schultz probably
knows what's going on.
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Carter, go tell him
there's a seat open
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in the blackjack game.
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Newkirk, start the
blackjack game.
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21. Name of the game, gents.
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Wieder ein-und-swanzig.
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He beats me again.
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He's knocking my brains out.
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Tough luck, old chap.
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Care for another go?
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What do you think?
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You think I'm a sucker?
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You think I just got off
the bus from Dusseldorf?
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Hmm. I bet 25 marks...
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on the cuff.
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Sorry, Schultz.
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You've already had
300 marks on tick.
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You'll have to get the
okay from... Colonel Hogan.
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What's the problem, Schultz?
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Oh, our friend here
wants more credit, Colonel,
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but he's already
into us for quite a bit.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, Schultz, you owe us money
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and, obviously, you can't pay.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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I'm going to make a comeback.
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Don't you worry.
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Gambling is against the rules,
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especially with prisoners.
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Now, if Colonel
Klink should find out...
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say hello to the gang at
the Russian front, baby.
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Oh, Colonel, please
give him a chance.
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Yeah, Colonel,
take it easy on him.
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He's not a bad
sort... for a goon.
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All right. I'll tell you what.
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You can get even and
back into the game, Schultz.
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Tell us who the civilian was
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that they brought
into camp tonight.
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You want me to give you
a secret for 300 marks?!
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He who dances
must pay the fiddler.
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Who's dancing?
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My answer is no.
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Oh, Colonel...
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I just overheard those
two guards talking.
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Guess who that man is
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that they brought
in here tonight?
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Who?
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Who do you think I am, a
Dummkopf or something?
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Using that old corny trick.
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I'm the only one that
Commandant Klink told
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that the man is a captured
French scien... tist.
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French scientist, Schultz?
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What's his name?
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I say no more.
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It slipped out.
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I have witnesses.
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The Russian front, baby...
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Combing your hair with
an ice pick every morning.
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Come on, Schultz,
you're in too deep.
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What's his name?
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His name is Henry DuBois.
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Deal me in.
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He was brought here
for some experiments.
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Deal me in.
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Deal me in.
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Hit me. Hit me.
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Deal me...
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Ah!
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Ein-und-zwanzing!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Hey, here's the answer on
DuBois from London, Colonel.
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Okay, Kinch.
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"DuBois synthetic fuel expert.
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"Reported collaborating.
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"Valuable man.
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"Try get him our side.
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Failing, eliminate
DuBois and work."
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Sounds like a big job, huh?
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Must be. They
went over ten words.
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May I ask how you found
out that Henry DuBois is here?
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Colonel, a POW camp
is like a beauty parlor...
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Gossip, loose talk,
rumors about such things
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as who's being transferred
to the Russian front.
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They wouldn't dare.
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I am needed here.
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Of course. Of course.
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But, just in case,
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the boys are knitting
you a beautiful muffler.
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And what is this about LeBeau?
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Oh, yeah.
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Monsieur DuBois caught
sight of him this morning
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and immediately asked
him to work in his laboratory.
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But why LeBeau?
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You have never
heard of Louis LeBeau?
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The man they
called Mr. Test Tube
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at the École de Chimie in Paris?
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He's a chemist?
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In France, he's known for
the discovery of hemolac.
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He... Hemolac?
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What is hemolac?
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That's a problem for after
the war: What is hemolac?
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But he's a cook who
works for the prisoners.
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You know what they
say at the universities:
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You show me a chemist,
and I'll show you a great chef.
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What's the difference whether
you have hydrochloric acid
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or a pot roast cooking
on a Bunsen burner?
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I can't believe it.
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Just think how great
it would be for you
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if you got the credit
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for speeding up Monsieur
DuBois' experiments.
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Yes! I can see where
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General Burkhalter
would be very pleased.
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It's amazing how far ahead of me
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you are at times. Amazing.
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So...
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LeBeau refuses
to work for him, eh?
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That little cockroach.
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I'll show him who's in command
of Stalag 13. Bring him in!
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Monsieur LeBeau, from
the École de Chimie in Paris.
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I will not do it.
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I will not.
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We have ways of
making you obey orders.
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I'm only required
to give my name,
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rank and serial number.
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I am Louis LeBeau, Corporal,
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and my serial number
is H-1-2-4-9-7...
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H-1-2...
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4...
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H...
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The man who invented hemolac
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can't even remember
his own serial number.
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They're all that way.
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Einstein once left the
house without his pants.
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That means nothing to me.
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It meant something to him.
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Corporal LeBeau,
you are hereby ordered
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to report to Monsieur DuBois
and assist him as requested.
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Dismissed.
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Monsieur DuBois?
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Oui.
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I am Corporal Louis LeBeau.
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I've been ordered to assist you
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in your experiments.
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I have no need for an assistant.
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I did not ask for one.
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This is the order
of the commandant,
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Colonel Wilhelm Klink.
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Then I have no choice.
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Yes, you do have a
choice, Monsieur DuBois.
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Cochon!
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Your choice is work
for the allies or die!
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And I will see to that myself.
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Collaborator!
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Collaborator?
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Yes!
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Do you think I do
this because I want to?
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They are holding my
daughter at the hotel in town.
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If I do not do as they say,
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who knows what
might happen to her?
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You didn't volunteer?
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I'm loyal to our country.
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My daughter and I were
captured when France fell.
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The Germans force
me to work for them.
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I have been delaying,
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making little
useless experiments.
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Frankly, I... I don't know
what to make anymore.
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I have an idea for you.
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Yes?
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How about crêpes suzette?
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Crêpe su...?
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LeBeau told me
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DuBois said he wouldn't
leave without his daughter.
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We'll never get
her out of that hotel.
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They've got half the German
army guarding the girl.
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We'll just have
to rescue the girl.
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"We'll just have
to rescue the girl."
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Great. But how?
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How many men would
be guarding a prisoner
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in a place like the Hausner Hof?
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Two or three squads.
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Maybe a captain
and even a major.
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What difference does it make?
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Might as well be
a bleeding general.
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Why not a general?
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I mean, if a general showed
up at the Hausner Hof
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and demanded the girl...
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Where are we going to
get somebody like that?
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He comes up with ideas, I..
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You will stand at attention
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when General Von
Himmelburger addresses you!
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Jawohl, Herr Gener...
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Thank you, Putzi.
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We are the Hausner
Hof Hotel, Herr General.
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Danke schon, Putzi.
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I hate to read signs
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unless it's
absolutely necessary.
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Achtung!
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Achtung!
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Achtung! Achtung!
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Schnell, Dummkopf!
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Achtung! Achtung!
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This is General Von
Himmelburger of the fuhrer's staff.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Depressing. Depressing.
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Putzi, until this moment,
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I thought we had a
chance to win the war.
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But don't quote me.
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At your orders, Herr General.
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You are holding a prisoner here,
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a girl named...
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Marie DuBois, Herr General.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Marie DuBois.
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I want her taken outside,
put in my machine at once.
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But Herr General...
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Herr General...
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Take this man's name,
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have him transferred
to the Russian front.
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Jawohl, Herr General.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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May I be of assistance,
Herr General?
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This man is to be
court-martialed and shot!
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But, Herr General, I have
not even greeted you yet.
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That's why... you're too slow.
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Will you never learn?!
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General Himmelburger,
may I be of assistance?
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You may not!
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Take this man's name, Putzi.
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Transfer to the
Russian front, sir,
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or court-martialed to be shot?
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I don't know. Mix 'em up.
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Jawohl, Herr General.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Sir, I regret, we must
have written authorization
265
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to release the prisoner.
266
00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:39,707
You dare to
question the authority
267
00:12:39,743 --> 00:12:41,809
of General Von, Von, Von...
268
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:42,744
Himmelburger.
269
00:12:42,779 --> 00:12:44,044
Himmelburger?
270
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,682
This man will be
court-martialed, shot
271
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:49,629
and sent to the Russian front!
272
00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,919
Now, listen to me, all of you.
273
00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,524
My patience is at an end.
274
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,464
I want this girl brought
down and put in my machine.
275
00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:05,966
In five minutes.
276
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,369
Repeat, five minutes.
277
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:11,284
If you do not follow my orders
278
00:13:12,309 --> 00:13:13,274
within that time,
279
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:15,142
you will all be transferred
280
00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:16,611
to the Russian front.
281
00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:19,079
Including the hotel itself.
282
00:13:22,151 --> 00:13:24,302
Do you hear me?!
283
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,603
Aah!
284
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,743
Yaah!
285
00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:49,510
He means it.
286
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:50,945
I know him.
287
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,506
What do we do if they
don't bring the girl out?
288
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,687
We go to the Russian front.
289
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,043
Wish they'd hurry up, then.
290
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,946
Got to get the motorcycle
back to the pool.
291
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:09,982
Watch it.
292
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,450
Where are you taking me?
293
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,451
Silence.
294
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,798
The girl, Herr General.
295
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,454
Very good.
296
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,668
You made it with
40 seconds to spare.
297
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,726
General.
298
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,128
Uh-huh. Ah...
299
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,631
Danke, Putzi.
300
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,099
The girl.
301
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,466
Fraulein?
302
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,905
I wish to question the girl,
303
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,258
and we may as
well be comfortable.
304
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,059
Heil Hitler.
305
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,374
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
306
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,297
They change the dogs
307
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,732
so they won't get too
friendly with the prisoners.
308
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,140
Are they dangerous?
309
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,642
Oh, only to the Germans.
310
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,843
Au revoir.
311
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,158
Au revoir.
312
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,880
Merci, huh?
313
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,483
Merci beaucoup.
314
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,485
Enough already.
315
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,801
Au revoir.
316
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,303
Papa!
317
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,637
Marie.
318
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,140
Oh... Marie...
319
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,475
Pardon me?
320
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,687
We've only got 24 hours
321
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,789
to make contact
with that British sub.
322
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,091
We got to get cracking.
323
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,348
Cracking?
324
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,917
Uh, follow me,
uh, s'il vous plaît.
325
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,419
Oui. Allez, Marie, allez.
326
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,899
Mama Bear to Goldilocks.
327
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,522
Mama Bear to Goldilocks.
328
00:15:58,557 --> 00:15:59,924
Confirming.
329
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,659
Will pick up two packages...
One large, one small...
330
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,930
At point Y-14 in 24 hours.
331
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,994
Over and out.
332
00:16:08,018 --> 00:16:09,150
Escaped?!
333
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,518
DuBois escaped?!
334
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,164
Yes, sir. LeBeau
went to his laboratory
335
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,100
a couple of minutes ago,
and DuBois was gone.
336
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:15,567
I hate to get you
out of bed, sir.
337
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:16,902
Gee, this is a beautiful robe.
338
00:16:16,926 --> 00:16:18,159
Oh, danke.
339
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,327
This is impossible.
340
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:20,606
No one escapes from Stalag 13.
341
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:21,840
Yeah, looks like
342
00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:23,542
you got a first on
your hands, sir.
343
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,311
You know something
about this, cockroach?
344
00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:26,778
Oh, come on. If he helped DuBois
345
00:16:26,802 --> 00:16:28,580
to escape, would
he tell you anything?
346
00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:29,737
Perhaps not.
347
00:16:29,772 --> 00:16:31,639
Oh, this is terrible, terrible.
348
00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:33,119
I know how you must feel, sir.
349
00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:34,775
No, you don't.
350
00:16:36,112 --> 00:16:37,690
I have been informed by Berlin
351
00:16:37,714 --> 00:16:39,659
that a Professor Altman
is coming here tomorrow
352
00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:40,648
to meet with DuBois
353
00:16:40,684 --> 00:16:41,927
and check on the experiments!
354
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:44,063
There is no DuBois,
and they will hold me
355
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,865
personally responsible for this.
356
00:16:45,889 --> 00:16:48,489
Yes, sir, they can be
mean when they want to.
357
00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:50,491
I must find DuBois at once.
358
00:16:50,527 --> 00:16:52,726
Now, we will search
this countryside
359
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,728
inch by inch tonight.
360
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:55,941
We need 24 hours.
361
00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,176
What?!
362
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,133
He means we'll be
glad to join in the search,
363
00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:01,702
but we'll never find DuBois
in time to meet Altman.
364
00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:03,204
Hmm... in that case,
365
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,705
I am finished.
366
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,820
I have a suggestion, Colonel.
367
00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:10,445
We have to stall
for time, right?
368
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,048
Now, Altman has
never met DuBois.
369
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:16,850
Why not have LeBeau
stand in for him?
370
00:17:21,424 --> 00:17:23,157
Can you do it, cockroach?
371
00:17:23,193 --> 00:17:24,603
Well, he's been
working with him.
372
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,904
He knows all the experiments.
373
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:28,429
I do? Oh, yes, sir, I do.
374
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,164
All right, I have
no other choice.
375
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,399
But if anything goes wrong,
376
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,568
I will hold you
personally responsible,
377
00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:35,069
and you will take
the consequences.
378
00:17:35,105 --> 00:17:36,248
Yes, sir.
379
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,572
You heard him.
380
00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:39,518
He's going to hold me
personally responsible,
381
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,752
and if anything goes wrong...
382
00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:42,743
I will take the consequences.
383
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,792
Didn't you learn
anything from DuBois?
384
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,985
Well, most of the time, we
just made crêpes suzettes.
385
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,420
We've got to stall long enough
386
00:17:52,455 --> 00:17:54,755
for DuBois and the girl
to get started for England.
387
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:57,258
Carter, you know chemistry.
388
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,426
I know what?
389
00:17:58,461 --> 00:17:59,671
Well, you ran a chemist shop.
390
00:17:59,695 --> 00:18:00,828
Well, I ran a drugstore.
391
00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:02,408
I ran a drugstore
in Muncie, Indiana.
392
00:18:02,432 --> 00:18:03,709
All right.
393
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:05,444
I want you to teach
LeBeau some chemistry
394
00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:06,512
by 9:00 tomorrow morning.
395
00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:07,913
Some words and
phrases and stuff.
396
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:08,937
I can't.
397
00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:10,382
Look, you're
wasting time, Carter.
398
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:11,817
We got about six-
and-a-half hours,
399
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:12,951
and a lot depends on this.
400
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:14,375
I can't teach him any chemistry.
401
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:15,643
Why not?
402
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,745
Look, Colonel, I
ran a drugstore.
403
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,282
You know, like candy,
uh, cigarettes, cosmetics,
404
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,484
liquor, beach chairs...
405
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,053
You know, a drugstore.
406
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:27,988
Wait a minute, I got this.
407
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,158
Maybe he can look through
this and find something.
408
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,260
Handbook of Pharmacy, huh?
409
00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:34,128
Yeah, I've been
carrying it for two years.
410
00:18:34,164 --> 00:18:35,963
I'm going to take the
exam when I get home.
411
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:37,731
Oh, swell.
412
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,450
Start reading.
413
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,623
Professor DuBois,
414
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,057
I have the honor to present
415
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:50,292
Professor Altman
and Captain Krug.
416
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,274
Professor DuBois,
417
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,009
I have heard a
great deal about you.
418
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,134
I trust your experiments
justify your reputation.
419
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,537
So do I.
420
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,738
Berlin is expecting progress.
421
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:05,176
It would be unfortunate
if they are disappointed.
422
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,580
Well, I shall leave you
two great friends together.
423
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,015
Good luck.
424
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,823
Uh, sit down, gentlemen, please.
425
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,623
Now, uh, before we begin,
426
00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:26,525
I-I would like you to
meet my assistant.
427
00:19:26,549 --> 00:19:27,860
This is my assistant,
428
00:19:27,884 --> 00:19:29,028
Monsieur LeBeau.
429
00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:30,501
Bonjour.
430
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,236
We have a saying in France.
431
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,671
A little refreshment
makes the job easier.
432
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,558
It's only a saying.
433
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,770
A votre santé.
434
00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:39,927
Prosit.
435
00:19:39,962 --> 00:19:41,229
Prosit.
436
00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:45,077
Now, as you know, gentlemen,
437
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,512
the problem has been
438
00:19:46,536 --> 00:19:49,303
to produce a
workable synthetic fuel.
439
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:51,617
That's a problem
440
00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:54,609
that has been
stopping us for years.
441
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:57,411
In preparing, uh, an emulsion,
442
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,630
uh, careful measurement
443
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,533
of quantities used
is most important.
444
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,868
An emulsion?
445
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,737
An emulsion!
446
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,806
Oh, we have never approached
the problem from that angle.
447
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:13,261
Brilliant conception,
and so simple.
448
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,512
Merci.
449
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,814
Tell me, Professor,
did you use positive
450
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,150
or negative ions
in the processing?
451
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,380
What a question.
452
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:22,882
Forgive me, Professor,
453
00:20:22,906 --> 00:20:25,817
but don't they teach you
fellows anything in Berlin?
454
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:28,776
I beg your pardon,
Professor DuBois.
455
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,412
Obviously, he's way ahead of us.
456
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,657
As I was saying,
457
00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:34,526
in preparing an emulsion,
458
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:36,428
the steps are as follows.
459
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,702
Number one: Select components
460
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,239
as listed by doctor
in prescription?
461
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,391
Doctor?
462
00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:44,692
Prescription?
463
00:20:44,727 --> 00:20:47,027
Uh, oh, I am also an M.D.,
464
00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:49,430
and it's easier for me
to think in those terms.
465
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,594
Number two:
466
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,630
After selecting components,
467
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,065
make accurate measurements.
468
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,523
Number three: Select
469
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,993
vessel in which mixing
process will be made.
470
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,599
And number four: Uh...
471
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,935
wash hands before beginning.
472
00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:15,634
The good ones...
473
00:21:15,658 --> 00:21:18,292
They are always so sanitary.
474
00:21:18,328 --> 00:21:19,577
Ja, ja, ja.
475
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,123
Goldilocks to Mama Bear,
Goldilocks to Mama Bear.
476
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,814
Advise without delay
477
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,727
when two packages are picked up.
478
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,913
But only, do-do
you mean to tell me
479
00:21:27,937 --> 00:21:29,615
that you have actually been able
480
00:21:29,639 --> 00:21:31,983
to mix these two substances?
481
00:21:32,007 --> 00:21:33,974
That's right, Hans.
482
00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:37,745
Cynogenic acid
and Palmer's alkali.
483
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,747
Wunderbar.
484
00:21:39,782 --> 00:21:41,081
But my dear boy,
485
00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:42,594
I-I find it difficult to believe
486
00:21:42,618 --> 00:21:44,697
that these two could
act as a catalyst.
487
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,154
Oh, not only as
a catalyst, but...
488
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:52,326
the mixture also relieves
nasal congestion?
489
00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:54,428
Wunderbar!
490
00:21:54,464 --> 00:21:57,030
It's a ruddy miracle.
491
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,067
Ja, ja, ja, ja.
492
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,530
Mama Bear to Goldilocks,
Mama Bear to Goldilocks.
493
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:04,321
Have picked up two packages...
494
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,134
One large, one
small... As arranged.
495
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,524
Will now proceed to post office.
496
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:08,726
Over and out.
497
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:09,727
That's it.
498
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,239
They've picked up
DuBois and his daughter.
499
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,583
Carter, get going. Right.
500
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,065
Frankly, mon ami,
501
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,668
I-I was a little worried
about the catalytic factor,
502
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,503
but... you say it works.
503
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:20,888
Yes, Liebchen,
504
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:24,692
and also breaks
up nasal congestion.
505
00:22:24,727 --> 00:22:28,362
Ah, he is ein genius.
506
00:22:28,398 --> 00:22:32,700
Oh, you've saved us
hundreds of hours of testing.
507
00:22:32,735 --> 00:22:34,034
I think.
508
00:22:34,069 --> 00:22:35,903
Professor DuBois...
509
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,616
How dare you
enter this laboratory!
510
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,618
Don't you know we have
a conference going on?!
511
00:22:39,642 --> 00:22:40,775
I'm sorry, sir.
512
00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:42,276
I, uh, just wanted
to let you know
513
00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:44,812
that two packages
have arrived safely.
514
00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:46,580
And not a minute too soon.
515
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,043
New chemicals we ordered.
516
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,199
Oh, yeah.
517
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:50,512
Uh, we must no longer keep you
518
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,579
from your experiments.
519
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:52,603
Uh, Captain,
520
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:53,904
we are going.
521
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,139
Ja, ja, ja, ja.
522
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,707
Oh, thank you. Ja, ja.
523
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:58,909
Danke schon, Herr
Professor, and I can see
524
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,578
that everything
here is going nicely.
525
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:03,747
Uh, indeed, it is.
526
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:04,926
And we'll be back tomorrow
527
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:06,078
for some more refreshments.
528
00:23:06,102 --> 00:23:08,280
Ah! I mean, information.
529
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,515
And you can demonstrate
530
00:23:09,539 --> 00:23:11,366
for us your new process, huh?
531
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,723
Ja? Ja.
532
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:13,857
Auf Wiedersehen.
533
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,109
Wiedersehen.
534
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,643
Auf Wiedersehen.
535
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,995
Auf Wiedersehen.
536
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,396
You brought it off!
537
00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:20,764
You were smashing!
538
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,778
And that's how you feel, huh?
539
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,445
Oh...
540
00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,087
Uh, Professor DuBois,
541
00:23:26,122 --> 00:23:27,621
one more thing.
542
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:28,922
A favor.
543
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:31,092
If you have any more
of that emulsion left,
544
00:23:31,127 --> 00:23:33,527
would you be so kind
as to save it for me?
545
00:23:33,563 --> 00:23:34,803
Yes, but...
546
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:37,147
I have a little
nasal congestion.
547
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,350
Auf Wiedersehen.
548
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:40,562
LeBEAU: Auf Wiedersehen.
549
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,830
Auf Wiedersehen.
550
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,821
You know something?
551
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,356
It's a crazy war.
552
00:23:58,053 --> 00:23:59,352
All right, all right.
553
00:23:59,388 --> 00:24:00,832
We got away with it, as you say,
554
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,500
but I still haven't
found DuBois,
555
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:03,935
and Altman will be here tomorrow
556
00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:06,526
for another inspection
and a demonstration.
557
00:24:16,105 --> 00:24:17,771
Colonel, you worry too much.
558
00:24:17,807 --> 00:24:19,050
I worry?
559
00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:20,185
Your life is easy.
560
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,486
You're only a prisoner of war.
561
00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:23,610
No problem whatsoever.
562
00:24:23,645 --> 00:24:25,312
As Professor DuBois was killed
563
00:24:25,347 --> 00:24:27,815
in an explosion
in his laboratory.
564
00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:29,861
Well, in that case, you are...
565
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,063
Killed in his laboratory? When?
566
00:24:32,087 --> 00:24:34,454
Five, four,
567
00:24:34,489 --> 00:24:36,957
three, two, one.
568
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,463
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