All language subtitles for G Spot s01e01 Gigi

Thank you.

I'm an actress, I swear.

I mean, maybe you just recognize me from
one of my movies. I mean, honestly,

I've been in a ton of movies. I mean,
all over the world, you know.

I mean, not lately, but... Give me the
shirt, too.

Why are you making me do this?

We have you trafficking in and out of
the country numerous times in the past

months. Jesus, people, I come from
Canada, not... Ma 'am, I'm going to need

to drop your drawers.

I'll recognize you.

Roxy, I got strip -searched.

Again? Oh, please. They all think they
recognize me from some Most Wanted

poster. Little do they know it's from
cable.

Well, hey, it's more attention than I've
had in a while.

Listen, can you come back? Because I,
like, lost my bra again, and I have to

at that meeting in, like, 20 minutes,
and I've got to go home and change

Babe, I can't. I'm sorry, but I have to
be at Sasha's school for some parent

-teacher thing by 11, and then I have
this insurance claim on this condo.

Oh, my God.

Do I have to take a cab?

No, no, no, no. I hooked you up.

Francesca should be there any second.

I don't see her.

Fuck you, you motherfucking prick -ass
hoe! Where'd you learn to drive?

Oh, thank you, Kirsten. That's
wonderful.

Hey, we are so glad you're back. Knock
them dead at your meeting.

I will. I'm back.

Watch out, Hollywood. Here I come.

Hi. Hi.

Thank you so much for picking me up.

Did you get my pills?

252s, you are so lucky they didn't find
me.

I must say, I'm mildly relieved these
did not come out of your twat.

Cody, over at the fucking counter. Your
fucking country is brilliant.

Hey, congrats. I heard that Crazy for
Mickey got picked up for another season.

That's so good. My dad loves that show.

Another 23 episodes of me stuffing her
brisket ass into couture. I'm telling

you, I can't possibly do these wardrobe
fittings straight.

Bra?

Hot bitch, asswipe! No bra.

I have not had sex with Anton for
months. It's like the fucking eight

itch. I'm minutes away from stuffing the
lighting guy at work.

Honey, do you really think that's such a
good idea?

Oi.

That's a fabulous idea.

Okay.

I can do this.

I am pretty enough.

I'm talented enough.

And... My breasts are covered up now.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck it.

Hi,

Scott. Sorry I'm late.

Uh, what are you drinking?

Um, water's fine.

Excuse me.

I asked for a clean fork.

Scott, the reason that I wanted to see
you today... Wait, what did you say?

I know that I've been gone a lot this
past year, and I haven't been working

much, you know, with my mom dying.

Yeah,

I just wanted to get my head together,
but I want you to know that I'm good,

back, and... No, no, no, Pat.

Yeah.

No, no, I'll call him back.

Go on.

Me? Hmm?

Well, I just want you to know that I'm
willing to do anything to get my career

back. I will pre -read, I will post
-read, I'll do a play.

Gigi, Peter's dead.

Besides, at your age, the chances of
getting your career back are one in a

million. Forbidden Shadow was eight
years ago?

God, I'm 28 years old. Exactly.

Surely there have been...

greater miracles on this planet than
resurrecting my career. I mean, people

done it. Who's done it? Fran Drescher?
She's done it. She's the only one. One

a million. Yo, I ordered salad. You want
salad?

Fork?

Who do you have to lay in this town to
get a clean fork?

Excuse me!

Mrs. Matthews?

Yes, Ms.

Matthews. Well, Ms.

Matthews, I'm so glad to have this
opportunity to sit and talk with you.

Is Mr.

Matthews gone?

Is everything okay with Sasha? I mean,
she's doing well, isn't she?

Oh, yes. Sasha's a brilliant student.

But are you aware that Sasha's been
making some racial slurs to some of the

African -American students?

What? Sometimes this happens with kids,
unfortunately. But in this situation,

it's rather alarming.

Sasha, what color are you?

I'm white.

No, you're not. You're black.

I'm not. See?

Sasha, I'm black. If I'm black, you're
black.

Okay?

So, what is this about you saying racist
things at school?

I didn't.

Yeah, you did, and I want to know why.

I don't know.

I just don't like black people.

Hey, babe, it's Wanda Cooper from Cooper
Schwartz Management.

I'm good, I'm good.

Listen, I really think you should see
Stella for this project. I mean, she's

perfect for it, and we just got her back
from New York.

What do you mean she's not supermodel
pretty enough? I mean, the role's over

prison warden.

Okay, well, good to talk to you,
sweetie. Bye -bye.

Assholes.

Hi, Stella.

Oh, my God. Hi, honey. She's back. The
Nook of the North is home.

Oh, so good to see you. Thank you so
much for watching the plays. It was

I don't know how you do that. Oh, what?
Being around a Koopa and hearing what

casting directors really think of me?

It ain't worth the 10 % commission I'm
paying myself.

Mm, nice hit.

Yeah. So, how's Dad?

Where are you going? What are you doing?
When are you coming home?

He's 85 and losing it.

And meeting with your agent.

Oh, great.

Yeah, he said that I was too old and had
no chance of making it. But

that's him thinking that I'm five years
younger than I actually am.

He's going to throw me a movie of the
week audition.

Oh.

Heartthrob Rick Radcliffe brings his New
York heat to the silver screen.

So closeted.

What about being gay?

Stop being Canadian, New York. He's from
fucking South Katoon.

You're still going to go to that
premiere with him tonight, right? Yeah,

to go.

He booked me a month ago.

Well, you know, good beard works hard to
come by.

Plus, it will keep your mind off pain.

Still, a week after my mother dies, he's
fucking some body double. I'm over him.

Besides, he changed his number.

Well, at least you will have fun
tonight.

Oh, shit, I gotta call the producer from
CSI.

Oh, my God.

Are you auditioning for it?

No, both him and Rhonda have kids in
rehab, so, you know, we're gonna bond.

Your imaginary manager has an imaginary
kid now?

Yeah, Tracy. She's 21.

Heroin.

Okay, let us not forget Danny. That was
a complete fucking disaster.

No, I know. I just can't fuck my
friends. It's just too weird. Yes, yes,

should definitely stick.

To fucking your enemy.

You really think this is an appropriate
conversation for a nine -year -old?

What's wrong with Sasha? Didn't she get
enough attention today?

Oh, it seems Sasha has a problem with
black people.

What? Holy shit.

Gee, don't swear.

Sasha, is this true?

No. Mom, stop it. I just think they're
different.

Well, I'm different. Do you have a
problem with me?

Gee, you're just Jewish. I have no real
problem with that.

Yes, that's right. The girl that came up
from 312 has given birth to a racist.

But that's all right, because we've got,
yep, mac and cheese, fried chicken,

some grits, some collard greens, some...
Mom, I can't eat all of that. You will

love it.

Hi. Hi, Hattie.

Hi, Hattie.

Oh, coming through.

Sorry.

Tight dress.

Beautiful. Thank you.

This is Stefan.

Hi, Stefan.

Nice to meet you.

They say you were home in Canada.

I heard it's beautiful there.

I don't know. I've never been.

Well, it's so nice of you to do this.

Oh, it's okay.

She loves doing this.

Okay. Good for her to be seen with me.
She needs all the closure she can get.

Well, yes.

Let's ask June.

Okay, so my publisher says my fans are
going crazy.

Okay, so stay close this time.

Why do you smell like fried chicken?

Okay, we gotta go. You ready?

I'm out of my list. I don't know you.

You can't go in.

but she's been in a lot of movies.

Not any good movies, but, you know, what
do you call those movies?

B -movies?

No?

Forbidden Shadow.

You know that one?

No, I have absolutely no idea who you're
talking about.

Ah, well.

Hey, you're not missing much.

I mean, but I gotta tell you, she has
got... The sweetest ass.

Is this what my career has come to?

Strangers jerking off to my movies at 3
o 'clock in the morning?

He didn't even know my name.

Could have been worse. I mean, could
have thought you were Jennifer Love

Okay, what is it?

Is it pain?

Adele, everybody thought that I was
going to be a superstar by the time I

19, right?

I've been 19 for 13 years. Something has
gone terribly wrong.

Okay, yeah, but while those little
starlets were buying Porsches, you were

buying nurses for your mom. Okay, you
did good. You bought the house.

Yeah, I bought it with my mediocre
movies.

I'm just, I'm just upset.

I mean, not to mention the fact that my
ex is, like, fucking everything that

moved.

And...

But the person that I love the most in
this world is gone.

Okay.

You know your mama is looking down on
you and she is so proud.

Just upset because the one year
anniversary is coming up.

Yeah.

Which is understandable.

Now, as far as pain is concerned, one
day he's going to be lying in bed

TV with like Halle Berry or something.

And one of your films is going to come
on.

And he be the one jerking off to you.

Thanks, I feel much better now.

Servus, Gigi is Doddy. You have a great
horoscope today. Now listen.

Ares, your profession power is off the
chart. You will be in great demand.

Members of the opposite sex find you
irresistible, and don't worry, you'll

sleep alone.

Gigi, by the way, what time is it there?

I did this film with Ben Affleck, and he
is

so hot, obviously, but he takes his art
really seriously.

He's like a master or something.

Am I not retired yet?

Hi, Gigi. Big fan.

I'm a little concerned about your
accent.

I haven't said anything yet. I don't
have an accent. Sure you do. You're

Canadian. Oot and a boot. Hoose. Moose.

Haven't seen you in a little while. What
sort of things have you been up to

lately?

I've become a woman.

Was that for Universal?

No, I... I mean that I've become a woman
me.

Ah.

Have you had a chance to read the
materials?

Because, you know, if you like it, we'd
really love you to do it for us.

Yes. No, I've enjoyed it.

And, you know, this is sort of a rite of
passage for me because it's my first

time auditioning for a mother role.

Oh, really?

Really? Yeah.

No, I guess I'm not an ingenue anymore,
right?

I don't know, maybe we should take a
moment of silence.

You make me laugh so much.

You know that?

You're just like the strongest and the
smartest.

You're my big brave man, aren't you?

I've got to go away.

And I'm going to need you to be even
braver.

Okay?

And you remember what I told you.

That no matter what, no matter where,
I'm always going to be

with you.

Okay?

That's a wrap on Timmy.

What about my coverage?

Bring in the devil.

Mama, mama.

I could do this for free.

All right, let's rehearse one.

Oh, Timmy, I... I love you

so much.

So much

Feel

like I'm going on a slow boat to China

Slow boat to China

Okay, okay.

I say fucking it. Who cares about Monday
anyways? Okay, let's just, come on,

let's go.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's
Day. Happy Valentine's Day. Blink,

blink, blink, blink. No Monday, hey.

Happy Valentine's Day. Stella, you owe
me a dollar.

Sorry, Sam.

You solved your little problem. Oh, it
was just this one kid in the class who

put gum in her hair.

But after ballet class, we had a Denzel
retrospective. She knows every line of

craft freedom.

Thank you, Jesus, because I was this
close to putting her little ass up for

Is Rick coming tonight?

Oh, no.

This is way too much estrogen for him.

Fuck! You owe me a dollar.

No, no, no, it's okay. She's just a
little bit on edge.

She had a pain spotting.

Oh, my God. What did you do?

I bought these.

Very nice.

He's such a dick.

Another dollar?

You know, he's at Fred Siegel's with his
new girlfriend, right? I bet he was

buying her something expensive for
Valentine's Day.

He never bought me anything from Fred
Siegel.

He never bought you anything.

He's such an asshole.

Gigi, now that's three dollars.

Okay, you know what?

Here's a twenty.

It's going to be a long night.

Okay, leave it to my beautiful mother.

to pass away on Valentine's Day.

And as she would say, you can never have
enough love, you can never have enough

sex, and you can never have enough sex.

May we all do our best to live up to
that.

Amen.

Amen.

Hi! Hi!

Oh my god!

Good for you, baby.

Hi, Ricky!

My favorite girl in the world.

Valentine.

And I'm taking all you girls out on the
town tonight, okay?

Let's go, girls. The limo's waiting.

Oh, Rob,

I wish you could come. I know, but I
gotta get her home, so have fun. Oh, I

know.

Okay, let's do it again.

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