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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:38,372 Thank you. 3 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,474 Now, would anyone else like to share? 4 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:45,713 I'm Tami. 5 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,381 -Hi, Tami. -Hi. 6 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:50,552 Things have been okay. 7 00:00:51,019 --> 00:00:52,687 Yeah. Um... 8 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,424 Still really hoping to get a bigger car. 9 00:00:57,525 --> 00:01:00,494 It's one of our goals for TSDY. 10 00:01:00,595 --> 00:01:01,428 Uh, sorry. 11 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:04,431 Um... Try Something Different Year. 12 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:08,135 It's like a thing we found online. 13 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:11,039 We decided to try it out once I got better. 14 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:12,306 Um... 15 00:01:14,676 --> 00:01:15,677 Uh... 16 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,581 I've been cancer-free for 12 months. 17 00:01:21,783 --> 00:01:23,651 But, um... 18 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,620 You know, I still just live with the terror 19 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,721 that it's gonna come back. 20 00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:29,557 It's not coming back. 21 00:01:32,994 --> 00:01:34,428 He always says that, but, you know, 22 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:36,430 I just have a lot of anxiety. 23 00:01:37,732 --> 00:01:40,300 Focusing on my business really helps. 24 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,401 Um... 25 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:46,306 My friend Devin makes me laugh hard. 26 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,643 -So... -Devin? 27 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:51,512 Yeah, my ex. The firefighter. 28 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,116 Um, rekindling that friendship has... 29 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,886 it's really helped me. 30 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:01,388 You know, community is so important. 31 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:04,859 But I worry. 32 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,630 Will I ever see my son graduate? 33 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,300 Will I ever orgasm again? 34 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,073 Sorry. This is, uh, not so exciting, 35 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,943 but this group really helps, so, thank you. 36 00:02:22,043 --> 00:02:23,310 -Yeah. -Hmm. 37 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:24,912 Craig. 38 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:27,414 Anything you wanna share? 39 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,686 Everything is really awesome. 40 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:34,689 Tami deserves a parade. 41 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,325 And I'm orgasming fine. 42 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:46,701 I'll share, I'll share. 43 00:02:46,801 --> 00:02:50,905 Um... this has been a great week for me. 44 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,076 Craig. 45 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,679 The mailman screwed up again. 46 00:02:57,779 --> 00:02:59,614 Can you bring the package to the neighbor's? 47 00:03:08,089 --> 00:03:09,289 Craig Waterman. 48 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:11,059 Yeah. 49 00:03:11,159 --> 00:03:13,127 Yeah. I'm in the car now. 50 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:14,562 Actually, I'm in the parking lot. 51 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,296 I'll be up there in two seconds. 52 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,398 Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Bye. 53 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,251 Hello? 54 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:40,955 Hello? 55 00:03:48,129 --> 00:03:49,697 Hi. 56 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:50,832 Howdy. 57 00:03:50,932 --> 00:03:52,934 Are you... Austin? 58 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:54,969 Guilty. 59 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:57,638 Yeah, the, uh, mailman screwed up. 60 00:03:57,739 --> 00:04:00,575 Uh, I'm down there at the end of the block there. 61 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,211 Oh, with the "for sale" sign? 62 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,180 Yeah. About to leave the neighborhood. 63 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,548 It's a bummer. Wish I could've gotten 64 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,917 to know you, but yeah, we're leaving. 65 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,185 Sorry about this. 66 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:12,252 Oh, not your fault. 67 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:14,122 It's the mailman, he always messes up. 68 00:04:14,222 --> 00:04:16,289 Oh, well, it's gonna happen, I guess. 69 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,325 Yeah. I didn't open it or look in or anything. 70 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,327 -I know that that's illegal. -Oh. 71 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,396 -Thank you. -Yep. No worries. 72 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,932 Hey, I didn't catch your name, by the way. 73 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,334 Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman. 74 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,404 Stay curious, Craig Waterman. 75 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:33,908 You too, Austin. 76 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,464 Full mug coming through here. 77 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,066 Careful, careful, careful. 78 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:00,333 Full mug. 79 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,439 Hey, java king! 80 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,509 Fuckin' moron. 81 00:05:11,946 --> 00:05:13,413 Nicholas from Serotonin Solutions. 82 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,715 Sam is on. 83 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:16,150 How was everyone's weekend? 84 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,375 I need to get a bigger car. 85 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,611 I know. Let's sell the house first. 86 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,712 I can't fit this stuff. 87 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,614 Look what happened, it fell over. 88 00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:50,017 Hey, Shannon. Hey, gang. 89 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:50,885 Hi. 90 00:05:50,985 --> 00:05:53,020 You didn't steal anything, did you? 91 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,556 House has got good bones, right? 92 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,092 Sorry my wife's stuff was everywhere. 93 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,227 Yeah. 94 00:05:59,327 --> 00:06:00,528 -Beautiful neighborhood too. -Yeah. 95 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,096 Nice people there. 96 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,898 Really good people there. 97 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,334 You have a good day. 98 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:07,602 Awesome. 99 00:06:09,237 --> 00:06:10,403 Shit. 100 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,773 Didn't even fucking talk to me. 101 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:14,342 Can you put that in the front? 102 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:15,543 Like, try and find a spot? 103 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:16,744 I don't know where to put it. 104 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,446 Yes, yes, yes. Ow, I got water on me! 105 00:06:20,982 --> 00:06:22,016 Stevie. 106 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,018 Can you pass me that, please? 107 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,026 Super beautiful. 108 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:33,493 -Thank you. -What are those? 109 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,730 Oh, honey. The new neighbor Austin, 110 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,798 he brought these over for us earlier. 111 00:06:37,899 --> 00:06:40,234 He also invited you over for a drink 112 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:42,503 at 8:00 tonight. I said you'd go. 113 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:45,039 You don't know my schedule. 114 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,474 You sit there every night. 115 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:48,609 It might be nice to have a pal, 116 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,777 you know, a bud. 117 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,445 Hello, Tami's Florals. Steven speaking. 118 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,181 Just welcome him to the neighborhood. 119 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:55,448 There's a new Marvel out 120 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,051 that's supposed to be nuts. 121 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,352 We should go see that. 122 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,922 Uh, my ex-boyfriend Devin, 123 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:04,025 he invited me out for a drink tonight. 124 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,660 Thank you so much. 125 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,362 Okay. Two Luna arrangements for a 90th. 126 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,496 Extra lavender. 127 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,899 Stevie, your mom's abandoning us. 128 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:12,767 It's just you and I. 129 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,568 We gotta go see that Marvel tonight. 130 00:07:14,669 --> 00:07:15,836 I already saw it. It's sort of... 131 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:18,339 Ah! Don't spoil it. Do not spoil it. 132 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,707 What's going on? 133 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:21,976 Honey. 134 00:07:22,076 --> 00:07:23,945 Please don't go out with this fucking 135 00:07:24,045 --> 00:07:25,413 dumb clown tonight. 136 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,648 You and I, we'll go see this new Marvel. 137 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,717 People are saying it's actually nuts. 138 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,018 It's driving people crazy. 139 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:34,487 It's nacho, nacho time! 140 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,223 Never... 141 00:07:36,324 --> 00:07:37,358 Never underestimate the nacho. 142 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,160 Yummy. Oh, good work. 143 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:40,428 Mwah! 144 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,529 Delicious, huh? 145 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:42,663 -It's good. -Anyway, I gotta go. 146 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,432 -But I love you. -Have fun. 147 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,866 See you later. Thank you. 148 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,468 You guys kiss each other on the lips? 149 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,905 Honey. Go. 150 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:52,573 You... 151 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,923 Mmm. 152 00:08:11,459 --> 00:08:13,361 Oh, you know, I, uh, 153 00:08:13,461 --> 00:08:15,296 I actually got those speed bumps 154 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:17,198 put in on our street. 155 00:08:17,298 --> 00:08:18,666 Yeah. It was a frickin' nightmare 156 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,434 dealing with the city. 157 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:21,702 But now the whole neighborhood's 158 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,604 not a goddamn racetrack. 159 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,039 Well, thank you. 160 00:08:25,139 --> 00:08:26,007 Welcome. 161 00:08:26,107 --> 00:08:27,608 Well, what do you do for a living? 162 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,711 Well, I dabble in a few things, but, uh, 163 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,413 I pay those criminals at the bank 164 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,248 by covering the weather for Channel Three. 165 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,985 You're a weatherman? 166 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,421 I usually work evenings, 167 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,123 but I got tonight off. 168 00:08:42,223 --> 00:08:43,491 I knew you looked familiar. 169 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,060 That's so awesome. 170 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:48,362 What do you do for a living? 171 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:51,432 I work for a company called Universal Digital Innovations. 172 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:52,500 We work with clients 173 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,001 who are trying to make their products 174 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:54,902 more habit forming. 175 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,771 I work with apps, specifically. 176 00:08:56,871 --> 00:08:58,072 Like... 177 00:08:58,172 --> 00:09:00,241 trying to get people addicted to products? 178 00:09:00,341 --> 00:09:04,178 Uh... we prefer to use the term "habit forming." 179 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:07,481 It appeals to the most primal aspects of the brain. 180 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,216 So when the person tries to detach themselves 181 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,386 from the product, they become extremely displeased 182 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,355 and they just continue using it. 183 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,657 Fucking brutal. 184 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:19,927 Yeah, it's brutal. 185 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,897 I got a product you might like. 186 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:25,833 All right. 187 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,602 Porno mag? 188 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:31,138 Better. 189 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,807 Look familiar? 190 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,242 That's the box from my yard. 191 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,150 What's this? 192 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,420 That's a 400,000-year-old 193 00:09:46,521 --> 00:09:50,559 stone hand axe carved by Homo Erectus. 194 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,928 These are the first human objects ever made. 195 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,297 You're holding the very same tool 196 00:09:56,397 --> 00:10:01,602 that some ancient person held on in East African Savannah. 197 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:06,541 As they paused in awe to watch the land 198 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:11,245 swallow the burning golden ball in the sky. 199 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,057 Whoa, buddy. 200 00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:25,159 Oh! 201 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:26,260 Oh... 202 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,928 Shoot! Uh... 203 00:10:28,496 --> 00:10:29,964 Oh, I'm so sorry. 204 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,499 I am so sorry. This never... 205 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,168 Oh, fuck. 206 00:10:34,268 --> 00:10:35,936 Let's go somewhere. 207 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:36,871 Uh... 208 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:38,806 It's a school night for me. 209 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,774 I'll get you a clean shirt. 210 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,013 Okay. 211 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,248 All right. 212 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:03,598 What's here? 213 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,798 Come on, come on. 214 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:08,702 This way. 215 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,344 Quick! 216 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,613 Before the pigs see us. 217 00:11:55,684 --> 00:11:56,651 It's the Aqueduct. 218 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,320 It was built in 1837. Look at this. 219 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:00,888 It connects the entire city. 220 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,624 Oh, my God. 221 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,391 Aw, fuck! 222 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,760 I got stuff all over me. 223 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,029 Ah, it looks like OVD's gonna get 224 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,831 a little bit more of my money. 225 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,100 -OV what? -Ocean View Dining. 226 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,169 It's the only clothes that fit me just right. 227 00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:16,571 Hmm. 228 00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:18,506 -Wow. Looks good. -Yeah. 229 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,040 Yeah, this is all OVD. 230 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:20,908 Nice. 231 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,010 -All this is. Yeah. -All right. 232 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,778 They even make food. 233 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,084 This way. 234 00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:44,365 All right. 235 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,636 There you go. 236 00:12:47,736 --> 00:12:49,436 Come on. You got it. 237 00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:52,806 Grab my hand. 238 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,576 There you go. There you go. 239 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:56,977 You okay? You got it. 240 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,412 Pull up, pull up. Pull up. 241 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,782 You got it. 242 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:02,916 -There you go. -Oh... 243 00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,051 You okay? 244 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,452 -You all right? -Yeah. 245 00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:07,454 All right. 246 00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:08,657 Nice job. 247 00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:09,957 Thank you. 248 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,327 What's wrong? 249 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,496 Lost my shoe. 250 00:13:16,531 --> 00:13:17,632 Oh. 251 00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:19,266 Ah, we'll get it on the way back. 252 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:20,934 Come on. 253 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,610 This is so cool. 254 00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:31,812 Oh, yeah, there's a way into the building through here. 255 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,058 Oh, my God! 256 00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,859 Oh... I thought that was a guy. 257 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,362 Where the hell are we? 258 00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:49,798 City Hall. Come on. 259 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,231 What? 260 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,173 Oh. 261 00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:03,578 It's a normal ciggie, it's not cannabis. 262 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,479 Oh. Excellent. 263 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,116 Oh, hey. 264 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,351 My band's playing tomorrow night. 265 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:11,218 Bring Tami. 266 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,822 Your frickin' band? You're in a band? 267 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,790 Yeah, it's gonna be a big show. 268 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,760 Hopefully my boss doesn't make me work. 269 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:19,828 I tell ya... 270 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,596 I am so over nightly news. 271 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:22,863 I wanna do mornings. 272 00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:24,498 Why don't you just ask? 273 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,602 I wanted my own office at work. 274 00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:28,969 I just asked. 275 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,839 Did you get it? 276 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,973 Eat in there alone every single day. 277 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,409 I can eat whatever the hell I want. 278 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:37,044 Something big and messy. 279 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:40,782 Something really embarrassing I don't want anybody to see. 280 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,282 Something that stinks. 281 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,386 All you gotta do is ask. 282 00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:50,625 You'll be on the list tomorrow night, rock star. 283 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,126 I'll be there, rock star. 284 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,528 All right. 285 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:56,897 Eh! 286 00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,801 -You crack me up. -I do? 287 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,669 You crack me up. 288 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,437 Yeah! 289 00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:04,806 Yeah! 290 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,577 All right, friends. That's it. 291 00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:10,779 That's our national forecast. 292 00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:12,379 Take care of yourselves out there 293 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,248 and we'll see you tomorrow night. 294 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,985 I'm not clicking anything. 295 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,789 I think my clicker ran out of batteries. 296 00:15:20,889 --> 00:15:21,955 I tell ya, sometimes I feel like 297 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,157 I've run out of batteries. 298 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,192 I gotta go change my double A's. 299 00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:27,294 See ya tomorrow night. 300 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:33,735 All right. 301 00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:34,836 How y'all doing? 302 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,006 Sorry about the tie, I just got off work. 303 00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:41,208 We're Mayor Nichols Sucks. 304 00:15:43,912 --> 00:15:45,713 This song goes out to my wife, Bianca. 305 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,991 I feel like we need to add something that 306 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,695 makes the user feel expressed or judged. 307 00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:37,030 So they keep coming back to use it over and over again. 308 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,031 Like... like, here. 309 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,199 You see the... 310 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,935 They have the key emoji down there. 311 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,002 See that key? 312 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,204 Someone named Austin Neighbor Weatherman 313 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,339 is calling you. 314 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,709 One second. Pardon me. 315 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,309 Hey, buddy. 316 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,211 Hey, Craigy. Hey, whatcha up to? 317 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,648 Just boring old crap, really. 318 00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:54,849 I hear you. 319 00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:58,085 Hey, quick question. You up for going on an adventure? 320 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,053 -When? -When? Right now. 321 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,421 -Right now? -Yes. 322 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:03,791 Smooth cap. 323 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,693 Forked gills along the stipe. 324 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,630 Throw that on your grill with a little butter, 325 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,364 got yourself a meal. 326 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,431 Go on, smell it. 327 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,537 Oh, wow. That's vanilla. 328 00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:18,773 You know, I can't stop thinking about your band. 329 00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:20,942 That's so fucking amazing. 330 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,442 Thanks, bud. 331 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:23,678 You play anything? 332 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:26,714 Nah, I always wanted to play drums, but just... 333 00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:28,115 didn't. 334 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,517 Get yourself a set. We'll jam. 335 00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:31,586 Play some punk music or something. 336 00:17:31,686 --> 00:17:34,421 Look, it isn't about how well you play. 337 00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,558 It's about how passionate you are. 338 00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:39,794 Oh, wow. Drums. 339 00:17:39,894 --> 00:17:41,061 Yeah. Well... 340 00:17:41,796 --> 00:17:43,297 What color would I get? 341 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,533 I guess it probably doesn't matter what col... 342 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:46,768 Well, actually, it might matter... 343 00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:47,969 Oh, shit! 344 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,004 Oh, shit! Help! 345 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,172 Help me! Help me! Oh, my God, help! 346 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,375 -I got you. -Oh, Jesus! 347 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,879 What the hell? 348 00:17:57,979 --> 00:18:00,113 Well, looks like Ocean View Dining's 349 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,583 gonna get more of your money. 350 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,587 Yeah. Honestly though, their new fall collection, 351 00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:07,120 it looks superb. 352 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,189 I'm really excited about it. 353 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,993 Oh, shit, my phone! 354 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,596 Oh, fuck! My phone! 355 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,496 Can... Can you call it? 356 00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,800 -Can you call it? -I don't have a phone. 357 00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:21,168 Are you insane? 358 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,504 I'm looking at a free man right now. 359 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,239 Come on. 360 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:33,548 Look at this. 361 00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:34,582 Oh... 362 00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:36,651 -Yeah. -Crap. 363 00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,920 Oh, look at this. 364 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,321 Oh, man, that's cherry. 365 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,523 Whoa! 366 00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:43,725 Oh, yeah. 367 00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:44,792 Oh! 368 00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:46,360 This is my dream car. 369 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,196 I hope you get it one day. 370 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,833 This thing is absolutely cherry. 371 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,034 Yeah. 372 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,302 Well, it might happen sooner than you think. 373 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,471 I took your advice. 374 00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:59,841 They offered me the morning news slot. 375 00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:01,274 Oh, my God! 376 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,044 -Really? -Yep. 377 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,046 Congratulations! Holy crap. 378 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,480 Thank you, buddy. Truly. 379 00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,215 Now, if I get this stupid car, 380 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,851 you're going for the first ride. 381 00:19:09,951 --> 00:19:11,753 I promise. You're good luck. 382 00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:13,621 I'm good luck. 383 00:19:14,122 --> 00:19:15,089 Yes, you are. 384 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,829 I can see the future. 385 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,570 It's full of pals. 386 00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:32,239 My husband! 387 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,842 Somebody help us, please! 388 00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,443 Helping pals. 389 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,680 I got you, buddy. 390 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,954 Thank you, Craig. 391 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,957 Oh, it's so cold out there. 392 00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:52,960 And being a boss. 393 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,063 Civilization has collapsed. 394 00:19:55,163 --> 00:19:57,464 But Craig has led us to the future. 395 00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:58,566 To Craig! 396 00:19:58,666 --> 00:19:59,801 To Craig! 397 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,505 The neighborhood would be a racetrack without you. 398 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,416 I'm on the edge of life... 399 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,954 and the view is gorgeous. 400 00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,302 What the... 401 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,437 What are you doing? 402 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,541 Can I wake you up with a lick? 403 00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,310 -A lick? -Yeah. 404 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,179 -Is the door locked? -Yeah. 405 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,246 -Yeah. -Okay. 406 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,447 Something's burning! 407 00:20:47,548 --> 00:20:49,416 -Fuck! -Something's burning? 408 00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:04,264 What did you do? 409 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,901 I hope you like wild mushrooms on toast, honey. 410 00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:08,970 What? 411 00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:10,738 What? 412 00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:12,807 Seriously, what? What happened? What'd you do? 413 00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:13,975 Nothing. 414 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,779 -Hi. -Good morning. 415 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:18,880 You like this? 416 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:19,947 -Punk? -Yeah. 417 00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:21,149 Oh, yeah, I like punk. 418 00:21:21,249 --> 00:21:22,583 Fuck yeah. 419 00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:24,018 You don't listen to music. 420 00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:25,418 Yeah, I do. I listen to punk. 421 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,922 I even took a walk this morning. 422 00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:30,525 Got up. Went for a full walk. 423 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,627 Picked some of those flowers right there. 424 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,629 You made these? 425 00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:35,730 Yeah. 426 00:21:36,697 --> 00:21:38,065 Oh, shit, tastes like McDonald's. 427 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,269 -I love it. So good. -Thanks. 428 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,937 Okay, I'll see you guys. 429 00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:44,304 -Love you. -Love you. 430 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,606 Austin invited me to hang out 431 00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:48,009 with some of his buddies tonight. 432 00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:49,911 They seem like pretty cool guys. 433 00:21:50,011 --> 00:21:51,078 Wow, honey. 434 00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:06,027 You boys want a drink? 435 00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:07,427 It might be all night. 436 00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:09,030 -Hey, how are you? -Good. 437 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:11,065 I'm Craig. Austin invited me. 438 00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,000 Oh, there he is! 439 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,769 All right. Hey, guys. 440 00:22:14,869 --> 00:22:17,638 This is my neighbor, Craig. He's the best. 441 00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:20,241 Hey, hey! To the new morning weatherman! 442 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,677 Aw! You guys, aw. 443 00:22:22,777 --> 00:22:23,744 This is the one! 444 00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:25,478 I'll drink to that. I'll drink to that. 445 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,048 -Appreciate it. -All right. 446 00:22:27,148 --> 00:22:28,348 It's great to talk to you, Chris. 447 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,851 Hey, I'm... I'm gonna grab another brew. 448 00:22:29,951 --> 00:22:31,519 All right. Yeah, for sure. 449 00:22:31,619 --> 00:22:32,854 I'll see you inside, all right. 450 00:22:32,954 --> 00:22:33,955 Yeah. 451 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,092 You're smart. 452 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,728 You have a good job. 453 00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,930 There's nothing to be nervous about. 454 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,131 Just be yourself. 455 00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,766 You're a frickin' prince. 456 00:23:02,183 --> 00:23:03,383 You okay? 457 00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:06,187 Thought it was open. 458 00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,623 You... you hit that hard. 459 00:23:08,723 --> 00:23:10,024 Can I use your restroom really fast? 460 00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,603 So how'd y'all meet? 461 00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:40,988 That reminds me, Zed ran into me at the mall 462 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,290 and I was all stressed out. 463 00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:44,859 I was buying a bra for my daughter. 464 00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:47,628 I mean, she's 13 and she's already a size C. 465 00:23:47,728 --> 00:23:49,964 And, uh, you know, I was just spiraling. 466 00:23:50,064 --> 00:23:53,701 But I just... I see the way that guys look at her. 467 00:23:53,801 --> 00:23:55,803 You know, I'm just... I'm scared. 468 00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:58,372 Hmm. I'm sorry you're going through that, man. 469 00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,874 You know we're here for you anytime. 470 00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:02,276 Right? Sheila's lucky to have a dad like you. 471 00:24:02,376 --> 00:24:03,377 Ah. 472 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,179 Yeah. Yeah, man. 473 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,229 All right. Who's next? Who's next? 474 00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:57,198 Yo! Let's get the new guy in there. 475 00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:58,265 Hey. 476 00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,467 Get him, Craig. Hit him! 477 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:00,634 -All right, all right. -Come on! 478 00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:03,137 -Get him! -All right. Here we go. 479 00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:04,405 All right! 480 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:05,906 Everybody watch out for my face. 481 00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:08,476 Some of us have calls with CEOs tomorrow. 482 00:25:09,777 --> 00:25:11,012 We got a big shot in the house. 483 00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:12,113 Focus. 484 00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:13,214 Come on, Craig! 485 00:25:13,314 --> 00:25:15,049 -All right, all right. -To a good match. 486 00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:16,817 Yeah, heavyweights, make it rain. Let's go. 487 00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,419 Ding, ding, ding! 488 00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:20,888 The first punch. Damn! 489 00:25:20,988 --> 00:25:22,390 You okay? You all right, Craig? 490 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:23,657 You all right, buddy? 491 00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:25,159 -You okay? -Sure. 492 00:25:25,259 --> 00:25:26,360 -Yeah. -All right. 493 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:27,528 -Yeah. -Sorry about that. 494 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:29,563 Let's, uh, both try to be a little safer. 495 00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:31,298 -Absolutely. -Excellent. 496 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:32,433 You and me, pal. Okay. 497 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:33,534 Yes, yes. 498 00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:34,769 -Friend to friend. -Friend. 499 00:25:34,869 --> 00:25:36,404 -Here we go. All right. -Let's go, Craig. 500 00:25:36,505 --> 00:25:37,705 -Ding, ding, ding. -You've got this, 501 00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,206 -like you did the last time. -Yeah. 502 00:25:39,306 --> 00:25:40,341 You didn't want that. Oh! 503 00:25:40,441 --> 00:25:41,976 -Hands up. -Yeah, yeah! 504 00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:47,148 -This fight's over. -Fuck! 505 00:25:47,248 --> 00:25:48,916 -Oh... You all right? -Oh, my God. 506 00:25:49,016 --> 00:25:49,984 This guy can't take it, Austin. 507 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:51,052 You gotta stop. 508 00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:52,453 All right. Okay, great. All right. 509 00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,321 Maybe you should sit this one out then, Craig. 510 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,556 Sorry about that. 511 00:25:55,656 --> 00:25:57,324 You're okay. All right. Let's... 512 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:58,459 Anyone else wanna go? 513 00:26:00,961 --> 00:26:03,297 What the fuck, man? 514 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,331 Are you all right? 515 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,599 -Winner! -You okay? 516 00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:06,867 You knocked him out, idiot. 517 00:26:06,967 --> 00:26:08,102 Whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy. 518 00:26:08,202 --> 00:26:09,637 -Nah, he's good. -Guys, help him up. 519 00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:11,238 No, you're good. He's solid. 520 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:12,440 He's good. I'm all right. 521 00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:13,607 Hey, am I bleeding at all? 522 00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:14,775 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 523 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,010 What the fuck is wrong with you, jackass? 524 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:18,112 Cheap shot bullshit, man. That was fucking bullshit. 525 00:26:18,212 --> 00:26:19,046 Sucker punch, man! 526 00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:20,281 -Bullshit. -What the fuck! 527 00:26:20,381 --> 00:26:21,382 It's all right. Get them off. 528 00:26:21,482 --> 00:26:22,551 -There we go. -Get them off me. 529 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:23,784 -Take this off. -Get it off the back. 530 00:26:23,884 --> 00:26:25,554 Okay. Easy, easy, easy. 531 00:26:25,653 --> 00:26:27,054 -I'm okay. -You good? 532 00:26:27,154 --> 00:26:27,988 Yeah, yeah. 533 00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:31,859 I think, uh... I think maybe, uh... uh... 534 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,195 we call it on boxing for tonight, huh? 535 00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:36,330 Yeah, that's a good idea. 536 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,665 Hey, hey! 537 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:39,633 Look... 538 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,303 I know my punishment. 539 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:44,705 I know my punishment. 540 00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:46,373 I messed up. 541 00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:51,312 I'm a bad boy. 542 00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:54,982 I'm sorry. 543 00:26:55,082 --> 00:26:56,518 What'd I do? 544 00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:58,619 What did I do? 545 00:27:05,326 --> 00:27:07,194 I'm such a bad boy. 546 00:27:09,096 --> 00:27:10,197 I'm sorry. 547 00:27:10,931 --> 00:27:12,733 I'm really sorry. 548 00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:23,677 All right. I gotta go home now. 549 00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:25,379 -Yeah, me too. -Yeah. 550 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:26,680 He's gonna call his... 551 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,015 All right. Yeah, yeah. 552 00:27:28,115 --> 00:27:29,683 -You sure? Are you okay? -Fucking idiot, man. 553 00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:30,851 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 554 00:27:30,951 --> 00:27:32,587 -You call somebody. -I'm okay. I'm all right. 555 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:33,787 Just watch your back. Watch your back. 556 00:27:33,888 --> 00:27:35,422 -Motherfucker. -Watch out for this guy. 557 00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:36,525 Yeah, thanks. 558 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:38,225 It's all right. 559 00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:39,193 All right. So long, fellas. 560 00:27:39,293 --> 00:27:40,961 -See you, guys. -See ya, man. 561 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:46,568 Okay. 562 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:47,868 Sure you know how to get home? 563 00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:49,571 I'll do my best. 564 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,739 -Okay. -All right. 565 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,341 Hey, man. Nice job, you fucking cock. 566 00:27:57,978 --> 00:27:59,146 All right. 567 00:28:30,077 --> 00:28:32,146 You've reached Austin and Bianca, 568 00:28:32,246 --> 00:28:34,248 you know what to do. 569 00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,826 And with us today is our newest edition 570 00:28:45,926 --> 00:28:47,761 to the Rise 'N Shine family. 571 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:50,599 He's someone you're probably already familiar with. 572 00:28:50,699 --> 00:28:53,767 Austin Carmichael, our new meteorologist. 573 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:55,236 Howdy, folks. 574 00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:56,638 Happy to be her. 575 00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:58,573 H... Here. Happy to be here. 576 00:28:59,873 --> 00:29:01,742 Looks like I could use another cup of java. 577 00:29:01,842 --> 00:29:03,678 Better make it a big one. 578 00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:04,845 When we come back, 579 00:29:04,945 --> 00:29:06,380 Austin will join us as we talk with what 580 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,984 some people are calling a six-year-old Tiger Woods. 581 00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:17,825 All right, we're back live in 60 seconds. 582 00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:19,628 -Hey, man. -That... 583 00:29:19,728 --> 00:29:22,463 I watched that. That was awesome. 584 00:29:23,632 --> 00:29:25,432 How'd you... How'd you get in here? 585 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,401 I have a meeting here. 586 00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:30,572 Who's your meeting with? 587 00:29:30,672 --> 00:29:32,773 Just some dickhead or whatever. 588 00:29:32,873 --> 00:29:34,709 Oh, I have a check for you. 589 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,877 I gotta give it to you next time we hang out. 590 00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:38,846 Are you wearing makeup? 591 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:40,414 I'm not gonna tell your wife. 592 00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:41,949 What was up with that stumble? 593 00:29:42,049 --> 00:29:44,885 Oh, uh... Yeah. Sorry about that. 594 00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:47,955 Um, new job jitters. It won't happen again. 595 00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:49,490 It better fucking not. 596 00:29:50,491 --> 00:29:51,492 This your father? 597 00:29:51,593 --> 00:29:52,893 Uh, no. It's my neighbor. 598 00:29:52,993 --> 00:29:54,995 Not really sure why he's here. 599 00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,198 Hey, what are you doing after this? 600 00:29:58,299 --> 00:30:01,035 I was gonna go to Rick's Bar. I wanna try this new thing. 601 00:30:01,135 --> 00:30:03,270 They have a SEAL Team Six lunch. 602 00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:06,608 I guess that's what the guys ate after they killed Osama. 603 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:08,842 It's 22,000 calories. 604 00:30:08,942 --> 00:30:12,413 It's got four racks of ribs, mac and cheese, 605 00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:13,447 Caesar salad. 606 00:30:13,548 --> 00:30:15,482 Look, it's really distracting that you're here. 607 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:17,652 I need to focus. Okay? 608 00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:18,720 Hey, buddy. 609 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,254 Looking good. I like it. 610 00:30:20,354 --> 00:30:23,223 Oh! You're dressed as a little doll? 611 00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:25,760 Wanna smoke a cigarette with us, little doll? 612 00:30:25,859 --> 00:30:28,028 Hey. Look, you gotta go. All right? 613 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,798 I'm under a lot of pressure here. 614 00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:32,166 It's a lot harder than nights. You could just... 615 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:35,936 Just please leave. Thank you. 616 00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:37,371 You have a phone? 617 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:39,840 Yeah, of course I have a phone. 618 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,141 Back live in 10 seconds. 619 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:42,711 Let's get Austin on his mark. 620 00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:44,546 I'll hang out with you soon. 621 00:30:50,451 --> 00:30:52,920 And did you wanna upgrade to the Hero Plan? 622 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:55,289 It's unlimited talk, text and data. 623 00:30:55,389 --> 00:30:59,360 Plus, you get one of these five limited phone cases. 624 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,663 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 625 00:31:01,763 --> 00:31:02,963 Yeah, that sounds great. 626 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:05,199 Uh... I'm gonna do... Oh, Mars Rover. 627 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:06,367 Oh... 628 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,571 Twins! 629 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,974 Beer drinking time, huh? 630 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:16,143 Yeah, I mean... or something else. 631 00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:18,078 Hey, is that, uh, 632 00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,247 bar across the plaza any good? 633 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,248 I've never been. 634 00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:23,283 I've seen a few gnarly fights outside, though. 635 00:31:23,384 --> 00:31:26,353 Yeah. I might step over there and have a sip, 636 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:29,390 or a few, if you wanna join me. It'd be cool. 637 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:32,226 Oh. I'm 18. 638 00:31:32,326 --> 00:31:33,460 Ugh. 639 00:31:35,229 --> 00:31:36,765 Teenage girls these days, they look like 640 00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:38,399 they're 25 years old. 641 00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:40,602 I guess it's the same with the guys too. 642 00:31:44,773 --> 00:31:46,407 Receipt in the bag? 643 00:31:46,508 --> 00:31:48,610 I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah. 644 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:52,980 All right. 645 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,381 Oh, and, Sir... 646 00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:57,084 If you ever want something 647 00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:58,787 a little stronger than a few drinks, 648 00:31:58,887 --> 00:32:00,320 you let me know. 649 00:32:03,525 --> 00:32:04,692 Stay curious. 650 00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:11,566 You may begin to detach 651 00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:14,334 from realities you had claimed as your own. 652 00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:16,704 Are you okay? 653 00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:18,640 Yeah. 654 00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,308 A package came for you. 655 00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:23,444 Oh, yes! 656 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,282 Oh, my God. Holy shit! 657 00:32:28,382 --> 00:32:29,784 Ooh, that's exciting. 658 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:30,852 Holy shit! 659 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:32,986 These are fucking awesome! 660 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:35,422 -These for you? -Oh, yeah. 661 00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:45,466 Hey, hey! Is your better half here? 662 00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:48,168 One moment. 663 00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,939 Honey. 664 00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,307 Um, there's someone at the door for you. 665 00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:54,576 It's Craig. 666 00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:56,310 All right. 667 00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,045 Dude. 668 00:32:58,646 --> 00:33:00,481 Check it out. 669 00:33:04,418 --> 00:33:06,921 Wow. You, uh, you got the expensive ones. 670 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,989 Yeah. I got green to match your guitar. 671 00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:10,090 Let's jam. 672 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,092 -Um... -Whoa. You look awesome! 673 00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:13,193 Oh, thank you. 674 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,663 Uh... Look, uh, Craig... 675 00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:19,601 We had a couple of really nice hangs, 676 00:33:19,701 --> 00:33:23,103 but I think it best that we go our separate ways. 677 00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:26,306 Is it 'cause of the sliding glass door? 678 00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:28,342 I told you I'd pay for it, buddy. 679 00:33:28,442 --> 00:33:30,143 No, Friday night was really strange 680 00:33:30,244 --> 00:33:32,647 for me and the guys and I don't wish to continue 681 00:33:32,747 --> 00:33:34,616 this friendship at the moment. 682 00:33:36,985 --> 00:33:39,119 You made me feel too free. 683 00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:41,221 You all accepted me way too fast. 684 00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:42,924 -You can't do that. -All right. 685 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,424 People need rules. 686 00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:47,762 I've gotta get to this Renaissance Fair. 687 00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:51,031 I'm doing a segment for work. 688 00:33:51,131 --> 00:33:53,433 Um... much luck selling the house. 689 00:33:56,971 --> 00:33:58,438 Austin, come on. 690 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,182 Craigy, isn't it beautiful? 691 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,285 Doesn't seeing this make you certain 692 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:47,254 that some unknowable intelligence 693 00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:49,089 is behind all things? 694 00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:52,092 Thank you, Rebecca. 695 00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:54,596 Uh, my producers told me that there was 696 00:34:54,696 --> 00:34:56,864 a Renaissance Festival here today. 697 00:34:56,965 --> 00:34:58,131 And, uh, 698 00:34:58,231 --> 00:35:00,334 clearly I'm the only one dressed up, so... 699 00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:03,037 It's a fun... fun prank on the new guy. Ma'am. 700 00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:04,505 All right, Mama, I'm taking off. 701 00:35:04,606 --> 00:35:06,373 Did you see that video I sent you? 702 00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:14,582 Stevie, come on. 703 00:35:14,682 --> 00:35:16,918 There's nothing over there. Come here. 704 00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:18,185 Look. 705 00:35:24,058 --> 00:35:25,593 Free food. 706 00:35:25,693 --> 00:35:28,328 That's ancient stuff you're holding there. 707 00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:29,897 People have been doing this 708 00:35:29,998 --> 00:35:32,132 for hundreds of thousands of years. 709 00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:34,736 Cool, huh? Take a bite. 710 00:35:34,836 --> 00:35:37,839 No. How do you know they're not poisonous? 711 00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:39,139 I'll show you. 712 00:35:43,276 --> 00:35:44,912 This one needs a little ranch. 713 00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:56,256 This is fun. 714 00:35:58,526 --> 00:36:00,795 Hanging out at the mall, this is fun. 715 00:36:15,576 --> 00:36:17,745 Got any crushes at school? 716 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,714 Of course, Dad. 717 00:36:23,117 --> 00:36:24,919 That guy on that pig was flying. 718 00:36:25,019 --> 00:36:26,286 What the hell? 719 00:36:26,888 --> 00:36:28,089 That was crazy. 720 00:36:30,892 --> 00:36:31,859 God! 721 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:34,028 I told you those mushrooms were poisonous, Dad. 722 00:36:34,128 --> 00:36:35,295 I told you. 723 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,467 Fuck. 724 00:36:40,568 --> 00:36:43,270 Jesus Christ, there's fuckin' blood in it. 725 00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:56,184 Couldn't believe that. You know? 726 00:36:56,283 --> 00:36:57,752 Fuckin' hell, dude. 727 00:36:58,619 --> 00:36:59,921 Fellas. 728 00:37:00,788 --> 00:37:01,823 How we doing? 729 00:37:01,923 --> 00:37:03,290 'Sup, man? 730 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,927 We're the smokers, we're the smokers. 731 00:37:07,161 --> 00:37:08,361 It was awesome. 732 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:10,430 Anybody need a light? 733 00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,833 Anybody need a light? 734 00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:13,935 Good? 735 00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:18,305 Beers at my house this Friday. 736 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,008 Heck yeah. I'll stock the fridge. 737 00:37:21,109 --> 00:37:22,510 Let's do a boys night. 738 00:37:23,044 --> 00:37:24,145 Can my wife come? 739 00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:28,015 You know what I'm saying? 740 00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:29,751 No, you don't know her. 741 00:37:29,851 --> 00:37:30,885 You never met her. 742 00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:31,753 No, no. 743 00:37:31,853 --> 00:37:33,386 No, let's keep it a boy's night. 744 00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:35,288 I gotta call my wife. 745 00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:37,792 Tell her things might get a little rowdy 746 00:37:37,892 --> 00:37:39,359 this Friday night. 747 00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:53,641 This is a sword. 748 00:37:54,542 --> 00:37:56,944 From Europe, 1700's. 749 00:37:57,044 --> 00:37:58,311 Let me see this thing. 750 00:37:58,411 --> 00:37:59,680 Hey, don't rip it outta my hands. 751 00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:01,582 It's priceless, actually. Be careful with that, okay? 752 00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:04,986 Dude, you scared the fuck outta me, 753 00:38:05,086 --> 00:38:06,988 like, so easily. 754 00:38:07,088 --> 00:38:08,055 Now imagine. 755 00:38:09,023 --> 00:38:10,323 You're a knight. 756 00:38:11,092 --> 00:38:12,660 Staring out... 757 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,896 at the enemy army coming at you. 758 00:38:14,996 --> 00:38:15,797 Your heart is racing. 759 00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:17,430 Why are you showing us this thing? 760 00:38:17,532 --> 00:38:18,498 'Cause it's cool. 761 00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:19,901 I collect stuff like that. 762 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:21,301 It's so small, dude. 763 00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:22,937 It's like... for babies. 764 00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:25,273 This is a sword for babies, dude. 765 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,841 It's not for a baby, it's for a knight. 766 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:28,976 It's like when Thanos drinks the elixir. 767 00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:32,445 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 768 00:38:32,547 --> 00:38:33,548 I gotta stop you. I gotta stop you. 769 00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:36,416 This is a, uh, no Marvel spoiler garage. 770 00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:37,919 Sorry, it's a little rule here. 771 00:38:38,019 --> 00:38:38,920 I apologize. 772 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,721 Dude. When that ship fucking comes in and... 773 00:38:40,822 --> 00:38:42,824 ...the Tesseract's like... 774 00:38:42,924 --> 00:38:43,691 I'm dead serious. 775 00:38:43,791 --> 00:38:45,593 I'm dead serious. No Marvel spoilers. 776 00:38:45,693 --> 00:38:47,929 -I like to go in fresh, so... -All right. 777 00:38:48,029 --> 00:38:49,230 Yeah, yeah. No worries. 778 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,898 No worries. Yeah. 779 00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:52,767 Are those your wife's drums? 780 00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:54,869 That's really funny, I already told you they're mine. 781 00:38:54,969 --> 00:38:57,437 Well, they look like no one's even touched them, bitch. 782 00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:59,040 Why don't you jam for us, Coltrane. 783 00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:01,108 Give us a little taste. Come on, man, don't hide. 784 00:39:01,209 --> 00:39:02,176 Don't use the knife like that. 785 00:39:02,276 --> 00:39:03,376 Don't point the knife at people. 786 00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:11,319 Dude, he's like the Hulk, man. 787 00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:14,088 Get the fuck out! 788 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:15,656 Get the fucking hell outta here. 789 00:39:15,756 --> 00:39:17,658 I said no spoilers. Let's go. Get up. 790 00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:18,893 We've been here, like, 40 minutes. 791 00:39:18,993 --> 00:39:20,328 -Move, move, move! -All right, all right. 792 00:39:43,951 --> 00:39:45,418 Yeah, yeah. 793 00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:46,888 There he is. 794 00:39:46,988 --> 00:39:48,656 Jesus Christ. 795 00:39:48,756 --> 00:39:49,891 Craig. 796 00:39:49,991 --> 00:39:52,660 My key card mysteriously stopped working. 797 00:39:53,895 --> 00:39:56,330 Uh, do you need to change? 798 00:39:56,429 --> 00:39:57,565 -No. -You sure? 799 00:39:57,665 --> 00:39:59,399 Yeah. I've been through worse. 800 00:40:00,301 --> 00:40:03,470 Okay. Well, um... We have a new client 801 00:40:03,571 --> 00:40:06,207 that I'm really, really excited about. 802 00:40:06,307 --> 00:40:09,076 Mr. Mayor Seth Nichols. 803 00:40:09,176 --> 00:40:12,179 Seth Nichols is about trust. 804 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,181 Now, he wants us to modernize 805 00:40:14,282 --> 00:40:15,383 his reelection campaign. 806 00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:16,884 Make it much more interactive. 807 00:40:16,984 --> 00:40:19,720 Now, Craig, who do you want on your team? 808 00:40:20,988 --> 00:40:22,056 Besides a towel? 809 00:40:24,926 --> 00:40:27,161 I'll just be a lone wolf on this one, I think. 810 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:33,901 Honey. 811 00:40:34,402 --> 00:40:35,603 You're home? 812 00:40:35,703 --> 00:40:37,772 Yeah. I don't trust my lunch in the work fridge. 813 00:40:37,872 --> 00:40:39,373 I think somebody's fucking with it. 814 00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:41,375 -Can you help me load these? -Yeah. 815 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:42,510 I gotta scarf, though. 816 00:40:42,610 --> 00:40:44,477 I gotta get on a call with the mayor 817 00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:45,713 about the mayor thing or whatever. 818 00:40:45,813 --> 00:40:48,749 Oh, the... The mail guy screwed up again. 819 00:40:57,425 --> 00:40:58,693 Craig. 820 00:40:58,993 --> 00:41:00,094 Your nose. 821 00:41:00,194 --> 00:41:01,963 -Oh. Yeah. -I've never... 822 00:41:02,063 --> 00:41:03,531 I've never seen you get a bloody nose before. 823 00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:05,366 No, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it. 824 00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:07,335 -You okay? Here. -Yeah, I'm fine. 825 00:41:07,435 --> 00:41:08,936 I'm fine. Let's get these in. 826 00:41:09,036 --> 00:41:10,004 Be careful with that. 827 00:41:10,104 --> 00:41:11,105 Pick it up from the base. 828 00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:12,472 Yeah, yeah. I gotta go. 829 00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,508 I gotta have a fast lunch. I have a big call. 830 00:41:14,608 --> 00:41:18,512 Honey. I'm sick of struggling, I need a bigger car. 831 00:41:18,612 --> 00:41:19,613 I... I gotta go! 832 00:41:19,714 --> 00:41:20,982 You still have blood on your nose. 833 00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:23,150 -That's fine, that's fine. -Wipe it off. 834 00:41:24,251 --> 00:41:25,820 Bye! Bye, bye, bye. 835 00:42:50,037 --> 00:42:51,305 Motherfucker. 836 00:44:46,053 --> 00:44:47,054 Hey, hey. 837 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:49,056 Putting you through to the mayor's office. 838 00:44:49,156 --> 00:44:50,559 Jen's on. 839 00:44:50,659 --> 00:44:52,493 Joanna and Monkey See Inc. are on. 840 00:44:52,594 --> 00:44:54,195 Barry from Digitonis. 841 00:44:54,295 --> 00:44:56,830 Craig Waterman is on. 842 00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:58,799 So, Craig, before we start, 843 00:44:58,899 --> 00:45:00,467 I wanna clear something up. 844 00:45:00,569 --> 00:45:01,769 Austin? 845 00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:03,737 Honey? 846 00:45:03,837 --> 00:45:05,306 Hello? 847 00:45:05,406 --> 00:45:06,675 Craig? Hello? 848 00:45:06,774 --> 00:45:08,142 Hello, hello. 849 00:45:09,611 --> 00:45:11,212 I've heard the craziest thing 850 00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:12,913 that you do not have a cell phone. 851 00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:15,650 -Um... -Somebody knocked on the door. 852 00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:17,652 -Hey, baby. -Come on, that can't be true. 853 00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:18,786 Come snuggle. 854 00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:20,387 I know it's funny. Are you there? 855 00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:21,690 It's nap time. Mmm. 856 00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:23,023 Did we lose Craig? Is Craig there? 857 00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:24,491 Chad from Dopamine 858 00:45:24,593 --> 00:45:26,327 Unlimited is on. 859 00:45:26,427 --> 00:45:28,162 Well, he's probably not responding 860 00:45:28,262 --> 00:45:30,699 'cause he doesn't have a cell phone. 861 00:45:30,798 --> 00:45:31,799 -Craig? -Yeah. 862 00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:32,933 Oh, there you are. 863 00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:34,603 For a short period, I didn't have a phone, 864 00:45:34,703 --> 00:45:35,736 but it was an experiment. 865 00:45:35,836 --> 00:45:36,837 Man, that is... 866 00:45:36,937 --> 00:45:38,138 Now, where would you like to start? 867 00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,407 That is really brave of you, that is crazy. 868 00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:43,344 I cannot imagine. I'm looking at this thing constantly. 869 00:45:43,444 --> 00:45:44,445 Uh-huh. 870 00:45:46,715 --> 00:45:48,082 Hello? 871 00:45:56,824 --> 00:45:58,092 Craig? 872 00:45:58,192 --> 00:46:01,095 Hey. I tried calling you. I need you to go to the store. 873 00:46:01,762 --> 00:46:03,632 I had a nuts day. 874 00:46:03,732 --> 00:46:04,999 No, honey. 875 00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:06,834 Tonight, 876 00:46:06,934 --> 00:46:08,969 it's Austin and Bianca's housewarming thing. 877 00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:11,005 I need you to get some things. 878 00:46:11,372 --> 00:46:12,373 That's tonight? 879 00:46:12,473 --> 00:46:14,275 Oh, maybe I can borrow some things from them? 880 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:15,809 Do you have their number? 881 00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:17,311 Uh, yeah, I'll call 'em. 882 00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:18,747 What do you need? 883 00:46:18,846 --> 00:46:22,416 Um, I need vanilla extract. I need brown sugar. 884 00:46:22,517 --> 00:46:25,553 If they have powdered sugar that'd be really great. 885 00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:33,762 Hey, Austin, what's going on? 886 00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:36,096 Yeah, yeah. We're about to head over, actually. 887 00:46:37,498 --> 00:46:38,700 Oh. 888 00:46:38,799 --> 00:46:40,568 Oh, for real? 889 00:46:40,669 --> 00:46:43,404 Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry. 890 00:46:43,505 --> 00:46:46,840 Yeah, actually, uh, have a bad case myself right now. 891 00:46:48,142 --> 00:46:50,411 No worries at all. No worries at all. 892 00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:51,579 Yeah. 893 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,880 Okay, we'll... 894 00:46:53,682 --> 00:46:55,149 Okay, we'll talk to you soon. 895 00:46:55,249 --> 00:46:56,250 Bye. 896 00:46:58,919 --> 00:47:00,254 I guess Bianca came down 897 00:47:00,354 --> 00:47:02,189 with a really bad case of diarrhea. 898 00:47:03,157 --> 00:47:04,191 Oh, God. 899 00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:05,292 Yeah. 900 00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:07,595 Maybe I should make her some chicken broth. 901 00:47:07,696 --> 00:47:08,797 I wouldn't do that. 902 00:47:08,896 --> 00:47:10,598 It'd probably just rip right through her. 903 00:47:10,699 --> 00:47:12,199 Let's just invite people over. 904 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:14,602 Maybe Devin's available. 905 00:47:15,836 --> 00:47:17,004 Devin? 906 00:47:19,406 --> 00:47:20,908 Do you ever listen? 907 00:47:53,641 --> 00:47:55,543 Hey. Hey! 908 00:47:55,643 --> 00:47:57,545 Turn those burners off. 909 00:47:57,645 --> 00:47:59,279 We're going on an adventure. 910 00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:11,225 Craig. Absolutely not. 911 00:48:18,031 --> 00:48:20,535 This was built in 1837. 912 00:48:20,635 --> 00:48:23,605 Goes all over the city. It's called an aqueduct. 913 00:48:23,705 --> 00:48:24,773 Is this piss? 914 00:48:24,873 --> 00:48:27,809 Some of it. Wait... 915 00:48:28,342 --> 00:48:29,644 Yes, this is it. This is it. 916 00:48:29,744 --> 00:48:31,178 This is it. Yes! 917 00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:34,649 Ugh. 918 00:48:34,749 --> 00:48:36,316 Oh, my God. 919 00:48:40,655 --> 00:48:41,422 Are we lost? 920 00:48:41,523 --> 00:48:43,490 No, no, no. This way. 921 00:48:45,025 --> 00:48:46,193 Craig, there's a bat. 922 00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:47,995 -Where? -Right there! 923 00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:49,329 All right. Yeah, let's go this way. 924 00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:52,065 We're not going that way, so that's not a problem. 925 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,836 Who showed you this? 926 00:48:54,935 --> 00:48:57,137 I found it myself. Come on. 927 00:48:57,237 --> 00:48:58,807 Seriously, who showed you this place? 928 00:48:58,907 --> 00:49:01,810 -Was it Austin? -No, I found it. Come on. 929 00:49:01,910 --> 00:49:03,110 You go up here and there's some really... 930 00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:04,846 -I'm not going up there. -...beautiful shit... 931 00:49:04,945 --> 00:49:05,914 I wanna go home! 932 00:49:06,013 --> 00:49:07,080 Well, the bat's back there. 933 00:49:07,181 --> 00:49:09,116 I don't wanna walk by that bat again. 934 00:49:09,216 --> 00:49:10,552 Come on. There you go. 935 00:49:10,652 --> 00:49:11,786 There you go. Go, go, go! 936 00:49:11,886 --> 00:49:13,487 Perfect. Perfect. 937 00:49:17,224 --> 00:49:18,860 Okay, this is insane. I wanna go. 938 00:49:18,959 --> 00:49:20,394 Help me down. 939 00:49:20,494 --> 00:49:22,095 Christ almighty. 940 00:49:22,196 --> 00:49:24,331 Can you just give this a chance? 941 00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:28,570 You're always complaining that we don't do anything new. 942 00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:30,237 Well, we're here now. 943 00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:34,107 You're healthy and we're here now. 944 00:49:35,042 --> 00:49:36,477 So... Jesus! 945 00:49:36,578 --> 00:49:40,280 Just go ahead and I'll catch up to you in a sec. 946 00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:50,424 Thank you. 947 00:49:51,992 --> 00:49:53,327 Okay. 948 00:49:56,764 --> 00:49:59,767 Shit! 949 00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:01,368 Where the fuck is it? 950 00:50:01,936 --> 00:50:03,170 Fuck it. 951 00:50:09,878 --> 00:50:12,279 Oh, God damn it. 952 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:21,656 Don't worry, honey. We're really close. 953 00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:30,464 Tami? 954 00:50:32,232 --> 00:50:34,301 Tami? 955 00:50:34,401 --> 00:50:37,505 Tami, where are you? Where did you go? 956 00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:39,373 Tami. 957 00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,441 Tami! 958 00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:42,610 Tami! 959 00:50:43,110 --> 00:50:45,780 Tami! 960 00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:02,931 Please hang up, and... 961 00:51:03,031 --> 00:51:03,998 No! 962 00:51:07,669 --> 00:51:08,670 My phone! 963 00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:10,337 Where the fuck is it? 964 00:51:10,939 --> 00:51:11,906 Fuck! 965 00:51:16,644 --> 00:51:20,548 Tami! 966 00:51:25,053 --> 00:51:26,186 We are currently cruising 967 00:51:26,286 --> 00:51:27,354 at an altitude of 1,000 feet, 968 00:51:27,454 --> 00:51:31,091 at an air speed of 4,100 miles per hour. 969 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,326 400 miles per hour. 970 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:34,028 You make me a little nervous sometimes. 971 00:51:34,127 --> 00:51:36,463 Are you still there? 972 00:51:36,564 --> 00:51:37,932 Who's in the background? 973 00:51:38,032 --> 00:51:39,166 Is that your step-dad? Crazy. 974 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:40,467 Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah, I was just asking. 975 00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:42,169 I'll keep going. 976 00:51:42,269 --> 00:51:44,237 My co-pilot Josh with us tonight, 977 00:51:44,338 --> 00:51:46,173 hope you've had a nice first-class flight with us. 978 00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:47,508 Uh, the weather is pleasant 979 00:51:47,609 --> 00:51:49,544 with light turbulence here and there. 980 00:51:50,678 --> 00:51:51,546 I need to use the phone. 981 00:51:51,646 --> 00:51:53,047 I'm in the middle of something, let me finish. 982 00:51:53,146 --> 00:51:54,749 I need to use the phone, Stevie. 983 00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:01,990 What the hell is going on? 984 00:52:02,090 --> 00:52:03,891 -Sir, do you live here? -Austin? 985 00:52:05,359 --> 00:52:06,761 How's the party going, bud? 986 00:52:08,228 --> 00:52:09,864 We had to cancel it 'cause someone broke in. 987 00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:11,065 Okay. Okay. 988 00:52:11,164 --> 00:52:13,166 I don't know, so why don't you tell me, bud? 989 00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:14,501 What the hell's going on with him? 990 00:52:14,602 --> 00:52:16,403 Sir, are you the primary resident? 991 00:52:17,371 --> 00:52:20,041 Jesus! Yes, I am. What is this about? 992 00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,375 We had a break-in down the street. 993 00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:23,143 The dog picked up a scent that led us here. 994 00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:24,679 So you think my house 995 00:52:24,779 --> 00:52:27,447 got broken into by the same person? What? 996 00:52:27,548 --> 00:52:29,182 -You broke into my house! -Whoa, whoa, wait. 997 00:52:29,282 --> 00:52:31,151 -Hey! -Hold him back. Do your job. 998 00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,352 You broke into my house! 999 00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:34,822 What do I pay taxes for? Hold him! 1000 00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:37,692 Sir, are you and your sons the only ones who live here? 1001 00:52:40,728 --> 00:52:42,096 My wife does too. 1002 00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:43,965 -Was she here today? -She was here all day. 1003 00:52:44,464 --> 00:52:45,933 Well, can we speak to her? 1004 00:52:46,034 --> 00:52:47,467 -She's not here. -Where is she? 1005 00:52:49,003 --> 00:52:50,404 She's in the sewer. 1006 00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:53,741 What? What'd you say? 1007 00:52:55,175 --> 00:52:57,477 -She's where? -I said she's in the sewer. 1008 00:53:04,919 --> 00:53:06,621 And what happened next? 1009 00:53:06,721 --> 00:53:08,523 We were trying to go to City Hall. 1010 00:53:08,623 --> 00:53:10,792 You can get there through the basement. Right? 1011 00:53:10,892 --> 00:53:13,695 Well, yeah, but it's... it's tricky. 1012 00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,830 Why'd you come down here on your own? 1013 00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:17,464 Attempted trespassing. 1014 00:53:17,565 --> 00:53:19,734 No, it's not trespassing. It's adventure. 1015 00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:23,403 I was showing my wife a fun night. We beat cancer. 1016 00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,338 How you doing? You look really good. 1017 00:53:25,439 --> 00:53:26,674 I know these pipes. 1018 00:53:26,774 --> 00:53:28,241 Do you mind if I take the lead? 1019 00:53:28,341 --> 00:53:30,578 -You know the pipes? -I do. 1020 00:53:30,678 --> 00:53:31,746 I explore. 1021 00:53:31,846 --> 00:53:34,314 Wait, that's trespassing. That's Penal Code 602. 1022 00:53:34,414 --> 00:53:35,683 All right, we don't have time for this. 1023 00:53:35,783 --> 00:53:37,685 I need everybody to meet me on the next level. 1024 00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:38,619 Yeah, I agree. 1025 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,420 It's time to practice teamwork right now. 1026 00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:42,322 Oh, no, just take him in. 1027 00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:44,257 Take me in? What are you talking about? 1028 00:53:44,357 --> 00:53:47,528 I'm a program manager at Universal Digital Innovations. 1029 00:53:47,628 --> 00:53:49,262 This fucker showed me this place. 1030 00:53:49,362 --> 00:53:50,397 He picked the lock. 1031 00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:52,033 We broke into City Hall! 1032 00:53:52,133 --> 00:53:53,735 He called you guys fucking pigs. 1033 00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:55,502 He called all you guys fucking pigs! 1034 00:53:55,603 --> 00:53:58,305 -Take it easy. -You're fucking pigs! 1035 00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,807 Let go! 1036 00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:03,811 -I'm a bit nervous. -Nervous. 1037 00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:04,879 Fuck, man. 1038 00:54:04,979 --> 00:54:05,980 Not at all. 1039 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,247 Hey, I'm a little bit nervous too. 1040 00:54:07,347 --> 00:54:08,850 Nice to meet you, Jason. 1041 00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,283 Austin, Channel Three. 1042 00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,153 -Okay. -I appreciate your service. 1043 00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:13,921 Yeah, man. No problem. 1044 00:54:14,021 --> 00:54:15,623 Let me ask you a question. 1045 00:54:15,723 --> 00:54:17,390 You, uh, mind if we get a picture together? 1046 00:54:17,491 --> 00:54:18,492 -Of course. -Yeah? 1047 00:54:18,593 --> 00:54:20,360 -All right. Be right back. -All right. 1048 00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:29,103 This is... 1049 00:54:29,203 --> 00:54:31,438 This is literally the last thing I need. 1050 00:54:31,539 --> 00:54:34,175 Do you have any idea how much pressure it is 1051 00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,777 to be on morning news? 1052 00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:36,711 No, of course you don't. 1053 00:54:36,811 --> 00:54:38,311 You don't because you're a child. 1054 00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:39,479 You're just a boy. 1055 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,549 Come on, Austin. I'm a man. 1056 00:54:41,649 --> 00:54:43,551 Do you have any idea the kind of stress I'm under? 1057 00:54:43,651 --> 00:54:46,353 It's cutthroat and they're so mean to me. 1058 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:47,922 Go back to night. 1059 00:54:48,022 --> 00:54:49,657 I can't! That position is filled, 1060 00:54:49,757 --> 00:54:52,193 Jerry Pulmas is in it, and he's good. 1061 00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:53,393 So I'm stuck. 1062 00:54:53,493 --> 00:54:54,929 Plus, they made me quit my band. 1063 00:54:55,029 --> 00:54:56,097 They said it was a bad look. 1064 00:54:56,197 --> 00:54:58,633 Ah... shit, man. You guys rock. 1065 00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:01,135 You could've been a little more punk, though. 1066 00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:02,970 Just get outta my life. 1067 00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:04,071 Oh, piss! 1068 00:55:04,806 --> 00:55:05,773 Fuck! 1069 00:55:19,253 --> 00:55:20,588 Shit. Shit. 1070 00:55:24,058 --> 00:55:25,626 There. Is it good? Is it good? 1071 00:55:26,027 --> 00:55:26,994 Yeah. 1072 00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:28,930 -What? -Yeah. 1073 00:55:30,298 --> 00:55:31,632 What? Do I... 1074 00:55:31,732 --> 00:55:33,000 Yeah. 1075 00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,703 See, fellas, told you it's him. 1076 00:55:35,803 --> 00:55:37,271 Okay, let's get the selfie now. 1077 00:55:37,370 --> 00:55:39,140 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1078 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,275 All right. All right. 1079 00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:42,844 -Over here. -Yeah. 1080 00:55:42,944 --> 00:55:44,545 Right in the middle. Let's do this. 1081 00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:46,247 By the way, my mom loves you, man. 1082 00:55:46,346 --> 00:55:47,480 -Aww! -She watches every day. 1083 00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:48,883 Aww. Tell her thank you. 1084 00:55:48,983 --> 00:55:50,117 I appreciate that. 1085 00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:06,534 Steven? 1086 00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:13,975 Hi. 1087 00:56:17,444 --> 00:56:19,614 -Hi. -Hello. 1088 00:56:20,848 --> 00:56:21,849 Hi. 1089 00:56:24,518 --> 00:56:26,220 Replaced your mother already, huh? 1090 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,855 Sorry, just messing around. 1091 00:56:27,955 --> 00:56:29,523 Congratulations. 1092 00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:31,125 Any news? 1093 00:56:31,826 --> 00:56:33,928 Everybody's looking for her, all right? 1094 00:56:34,629 --> 00:56:36,264 You gonna go to school? 1095 00:56:36,364 --> 00:56:37,832 My mother's missing. 1096 00:56:38,299 --> 00:56:39,667 Are you going to work? 1097 00:56:40,801 --> 00:56:41,802 I have to. 1098 00:56:42,837 --> 00:56:44,672 You should be out there looking for her. 1099 00:56:57,985 --> 00:56:58,953 Hold on. 1100 00:57:01,322 --> 00:57:03,090 Sorry about that. Tami's Florals. 1101 00:57:04,558 --> 00:57:05,927 Oh, wow. Yeah. 1102 00:57:06,027 --> 00:57:08,062 Uh, she's actually never done a bar mitzvah before. 1103 00:57:08,162 --> 00:57:09,664 So let me get your info here. 1104 00:57:23,544 --> 00:57:24,545 Hello? 1105 00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:26,747 Hello? 1106 00:57:38,392 --> 00:57:39,727 Craig. Um... 1107 00:57:39,827 --> 00:57:41,762 I'm really sorry about this Tami situation. 1108 00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:45,166 I can't help but feel some sort of blame for this. 1109 00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:48,302 Oh. No, it's... it's okay. It's all right. 1110 00:57:48,736 --> 00:57:50,771 Also, um... 1111 00:57:51,405 --> 00:57:53,874 Last night is our secret, right? 1112 00:57:53,975 --> 00:57:56,444 I mean, I could lose it all if that leaks out. 1113 00:57:56,544 --> 00:57:58,079 Yeah, man. It's our secret. 1114 00:57:58,179 --> 00:57:59,146 I trust you. 1115 00:58:01,415 --> 00:58:03,150 -I trust you too. -Be well. 1116 00:58:03,250 --> 00:58:04,652 You be well as well. 1117 00:58:06,287 --> 00:58:09,123 What do people want more than anything in the whole world? 1118 00:58:10,758 --> 00:58:12,126 A good relationship. 1119 00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:13,427 So I propose, 1120 00:58:13,527 --> 00:58:16,097 we don't frame you as a politician. 1121 00:58:17,231 --> 00:58:19,734 We frame you as a friend. 1122 00:58:19,834 --> 00:58:22,303 Digital applications will make it so people 1123 00:58:22,403 --> 00:58:24,305 can interact with their new friend. 1124 00:58:24,405 --> 00:58:25,639 You. 1125 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:29,377 The trick is, you gotta get these people... 1126 00:58:29,477 --> 00:58:31,012 What the fuck is it? 1127 00:58:35,816 --> 00:58:38,152 Uh, the trick with these things 1128 00:58:38,252 --> 00:58:39,387 is you gotta give people 1129 00:58:39,487 --> 00:58:41,555 the illusion of self-expression. 1130 00:58:41,655 --> 00:58:42,857 That's all these people have. 1131 00:58:42,957 --> 00:58:44,458 And that is definitely, definitely 1132 00:58:44,592 --> 00:58:46,093 something that we can build off of. 1133 00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:47,461 Craig, thank you. 1134 00:58:47,561 --> 00:58:48,729 I've also asked Ian here 1135 00:58:48,829 --> 00:58:50,931 to put together a second pitch. Ian? 1136 00:58:51,032 --> 00:58:52,500 -Yeah. Hey, thank you, Craig. -Yeah. 1137 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:53,768 Great. 1138 00:58:57,772 --> 00:59:01,375 So... piggy-backing off that, 1139 00:59:01,475 --> 00:59:03,577 why don't we flip this thing on its head? 1140 00:59:03,677 --> 00:59:05,980 Mayor Seth Nichols. Superhero. 1141 00:59:08,182 --> 00:59:09,083 I look like a Marvel. 1142 00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:11,485 Like Hulk, remember him? 1143 00:59:11,585 --> 00:59:13,587 You wanna know what this looks like? 1144 00:59:14,523 --> 00:59:15,923 Another four years. 1145 00:59:17,725 --> 00:59:20,828 Yeah, I just had a great moment of inspiration. 1146 00:59:21,462 --> 00:59:22,730 This might be it. 1147 00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:24,865 How about this? 1148 00:59:25,499 --> 00:59:27,101 Mayor Nichols. 1149 00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:29,870 Coward. Pig. Fuck. 1150 00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:31,839 Uh, his wife is missing, sir. 1151 00:59:31,939 --> 00:59:34,675 You only care about yourself, you sack of shit. 1152 00:59:34,775 --> 00:59:36,444 You don't care about the city. 1153 00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:38,079 I had to go to war with the city 1154 00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:39,046 to put in a speed bump. 1155 00:59:39,146 --> 00:59:40,481 I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you. 1156 00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:42,116 -No, no, no! -You motherfucker. 1157 00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:43,217 Get the fuck off me! 1158 00:59:43,317 --> 00:59:44,685 -I'm gonna beat the shit... -Let's get him out. 1159 00:59:44,785 --> 00:59:47,655 Don't pick me up, Ian. This is embarrassing. 1160 00:59:47,755 --> 00:59:49,757 Do not... Watch out for my chair! 1161 00:59:49,857 --> 00:59:50,991 Watch out for my chair! 1162 00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:52,760 Ah! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! 1163 00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:54,128 -Get him out! -No! 1164 00:59:54,228 --> 00:59:56,063 Oh, you spilled that water. 1165 00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:57,031 You spilled water. 1166 00:59:58,732 --> 01:00:00,569 If it was you actually doing it, 1167 01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:02,236 I would be afraid. But he's all like... 1168 01:00:03,804 --> 01:00:06,340 Yeah. 1169 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,542 Craig. 1170 01:00:07,641 --> 01:00:08,976 Craig, get your stuff. 1171 01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:12,379 -Right now. -I was joking around. 1172 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,315 Craig, leave. 1173 01:00:16,150 --> 01:00:16,951 Craig Waterman. 1174 01:00:17,051 --> 01:00:19,653 Craig, Detective Persons here. 1175 01:00:20,187 --> 01:00:21,155 We found Tami. 1176 01:00:23,491 --> 01:00:25,759 Is she... alive? 1177 01:00:34,435 --> 01:00:35,669 -Here, Mom. -Thank you. 1178 01:00:35,769 --> 01:00:37,238 It's hot, be careful. 1179 01:01:00,629 --> 01:01:01,596 Blasting the heat. 1180 01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:03,797 It's so fucking hot in here. 1181 01:01:08,702 --> 01:01:09,937 What tea did Stevie give you? 1182 01:01:10,037 --> 01:01:12,740 Is that... that apple berry? 1183 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,910 It's really good right after a bite of fudge. 1184 01:01:18,045 --> 01:01:19,780 I'm going to get dressed. 1185 01:01:21,015 --> 01:01:23,184 We have people coming over tomorrow. 1186 01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:29,890 What people? 1187 01:01:31,392 --> 01:01:32,893 -Hey, welcome back, Tami. -Welcome back, Tami! 1188 01:01:48,976 --> 01:01:50,077 Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 1189 01:01:50,177 --> 01:01:52,614 Is, uh, is there a bathroom around? 1190 01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:53,847 -Hey. -Hey, man. 1191 01:01:53,948 --> 01:01:55,449 You're the husband, right? 1192 01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:56,850 Yeah. Yeah. I'm Craig Waterman. 1193 01:01:56,951 --> 01:01:58,385 -This is my house. -Oh, cool, cool. 1194 01:01:58,485 --> 01:01:59,453 The bathroom's right there. 1195 01:01:59,554 --> 01:02:01,355 Oh, awesome. Thanks. Yeah. 1196 01:02:01,455 --> 01:02:02,524 Dude. Cool drums, man. 1197 01:02:02,624 --> 01:02:03,592 Oh, thank you, man. 1198 01:02:03,692 --> 01:02:04,892 Yeah, these things are fucking awesome. 1199 01:02:04,992 --> 01:02:06,794 You don't see a lot of green drums. 1200 01:02:06,894 --> 01:02:08,395 You know what I mean, kind of like '70's type. 1201 01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,665 '70's. That's what I was going for, '70's vibe. 1202 01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:12,299 -That's a cool decade. -Very cool. 1203 01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:13,867 Got a lot of good music. A lot of good music. 1204 01:02:13,968 --> 01:02:15,135 A lot of good music. A lot of good music. 1205 01:02:15,236 --> 01:02:17,338 Yeah. Economically, could've been better. 1206 01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:21,809 -Absolutely. Yeah. -Yeah. 1207 01:02:21,909 --> 01:02:23,612 But we came back. 1208 01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:27,214 Hey, I gotta ask you, man. How does it feel? 1209 01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:28,583 Oh, to have Tami back? 1210 01:02:28,683 --> 01:02:31,952 It's honestly, uh, an incredible relief. 1211 01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:34,288 No, how does it feel to ditch your wife? 1212 01:02:36,658 --> 01:02:37,692 You can't use my fucking toilet. 1213 01:02:37,825 --> 01:02:38,926 You know what I would do? 1214 01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:41,696 I... I look at your wife and I say, "Oh, my God. 1215 01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:42,731 "I would love to just even be 1216 01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:44,798 "a non-sexual partner with her." 1217 01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:45,899 You know what I mean? 1218 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,134 In business or something like that. 1219 01:02:47,234 --> 01:02:49,436 And I would never say, "Hey, come into a sewer 1220 01:02:49,537 --> 01:02:51,005 "so I can... fucking kill you." 1221 01:02:51,105 --> 01:02:52,773 I didn't try and kill her in the sewer. 1222 01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:55,142 -It was an adventure. -You should be dead! 1223 01:02:55,242 --> 01:02:56,745 -You shouldn't even be alive. -You... Fucking... 1224 01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:58,212 You don't even know me, get the fuck outta here! 1225 01:02:58,312 --> 01:02:59,980 Hey! Hey! Don't do that! 1226 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,517 Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit! 1227 01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:04,653 She's so beautiful! 1228 01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,854 -Get the fuck outta my garage! -Fuck you! 1229 01:03:06,954 --> 01:03:09,123 Fuck you, you psycho! Who are you? 1230 01:03:30,745 --> 01:03:31,746 Excuse me. 1231 01:03:32,913 --> 01:03:34,281 Excuse me. 1232 01:03:34,381 --> 01:03:35,916 Hey! 1233 01:03:36,016 --> 01:03:39,320 Sorry about that. Uh... just, uh... 1234 01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,889 wanted to give a little speech to the, um, 1235 01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:45,225 the guest of honor, my wife Tami Waterman. 1236 01:03:46,026 --> 01:03:47,595 When we went to those tunnels, 1237 01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:49,496 it was for adventure. 1238 01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:51,065 You know, most people think getting dessert 1239 01:03:51,165 --> 01:03:52,933 at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild. 1240 01:03:53,033 --> 01:03:56,203 Well, Tami and I do things a little bit differently. 1241 01:03:56,870 --> 01:03:59,139 And, uh, this one, just... 1242 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,575 this one got away from us. 1243 01:04:00,675 --> 01:04:04,011 But here we are. On the edge of life. 1244 01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:05,879 And the view... 1245 01:04:06,681 --> 01:04:08,516 is absolutely gorgeous. 1246 01:04:08,616 --> 01:04:09,617 To Tami. 1247 01:04:09,718 --> 01:04:10,819 Tami. 1248 01:04:10,918 --> 01:04:12,486 Thank you. 1249 01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:14,589 Austin. Austin. 1250 01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:15,889 Look, I got up here. 1251 01:04:15,989 --> 01:04:18,225 Come on, you should get up here if you wanna talk. 1252 01:04:19,426 --> 01:04:22,463 Since we're doing toasts, um... 1253 01:04:22,564 --> 01:04:25,567 Man, my heart is overflowing with relief 1254 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,134 that one of the brightest souls 1255 01:04:27,234 --> 01:04:29,937 in this dark world is still with us. 1256 01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:31,138 When she was lost, 1257 01:04:31,238 --> 01:04:33,641 I was like a caveman who lost his fire. 1258 01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:34,743 No pun intended. 1259 01:04:35,909 --> 01:04:37,010 This is a special woman right here. 1260 01:04:37,111 --> 01:04:38,879 She's a... she's a warrior. She's a healer. 1261 01:04:38,979 --> 01:04:40,347 She's a... 1262 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,317 a mother, um... 1263 01:04:44,151 --> 01:04:46,086 Me and my crew was up all night looking for her. 1264 01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:47,589 I'm just so lucky that she's safe, you know, 1265 01:04:47,689 --> 01:04:49,657 because I don't know what I would be without you. 1266 01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:51,392 To Tami Pinto. 1267 01:04:51,492 --> 01:04:54,395 Uh, Tami Waterman. It's actually Tami Waterman, 1268 01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:56,531 for 16 years. That's my best friend. 1269 01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:59,967 I just wanna thank you all so much for coming. 1270 01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:02,871 You are all like my family. 1271 01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:04,905 You're my friends, but really, you're my family. 1272 01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:06,273 Okay, this has turned into 1273 01:05:06,373 --> 01:05:07,675 a little bit of a free for all. 1274 01:05:07,776 --> 01:05:09,778 Uh, if you wanna talk... 1275 01:05:09,878 --> 01:05:11,746 uh, please get on the chair. 1276 01:05:11,846 --> 01:05:13,247 And you can form a line here 1277 01:05:13,347 --> 01:05:15,115 by the dips and spreads. Okay? 1278 01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:17,951 You know what? We should maybe even kick it up a notch. 1279 01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:19,353 Let's kick it up a notch, huh? 1280 01:05:19,453 --> 01:05:21,823 How about a parade? Wouldn't that be fun? 1281 01:05:21,922 --> 01:05:24,091 A parade for Tami. Come on, folks! 1282 01:05:28,061 --> 01:05:29,196 Come on, Tami. 1283 01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,601 People are gonna say, what the fuck-- 1284 01:05:33,701 --> 01:05:35,603 Uh, my name's Patton. 1285 01:05:35,703 --> 01:05:37,371 Um, I just wanna get up here. 1286 01:05:37,471 --> 01:05:41,442 Uh, I'm so like, suddenly so nervous. Um... 1287 01:05:43,711 --> 01:05:45,279 Come on, everybody! 1288 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,617 Fucking little rats. 1289 01:06:11,773 --> 01:06:14,174 We're just so happy that you made it out 1290 01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:16,043 and, uh, the world's a better place. 1291 01:06:16,143 --> 01:06:17,812 I'll leave you guys with this. 1292 01:06:17,912 --> 01:06:19,446 We should still be in Afghanistan 1293 01:06:19,547 --> 01:06:21,883 and I don't know why we pulled out 1294 01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:23,050 in the way we did, 1295 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:24,451 it was a shame. 1296 01:06:43,571 --> 01:06:45,673 Hey there, and welcome back. 1297 01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:47,675 We are very lucky today. 1298 01:06:47,775 --> 01:06:49,009 Joining us now... 1299 01:06:49,109 --> 01:06:50,979 Hey, Stevie. Where's your mom? 1300 01:06:51,078 --> 01:06:52,947 Let's take a look at that seven-day forecast. 1301 01:06:53,046 --> 01:06:56,049 And... Whoa! Look at all that sun. 1302 01:06:57,284 --> 01:06:58,385 It is on the way. 1303 01:06:58,485 --> 01:07:00,254 It is absolutely on the way. 1304 01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:01,288 Whoa! 1305 01:07:01,388 --> 01:07:02,891 Did you just nut your OVDs? 1306 01:07:02,991 --> 01:07:05,158 Come on, Stevie. I didn't nut my OVDs. 1307 01:07:05,259 --> 01:07:06,995 Take a picture, your mom's on the TV. 1308 01:07:07,094 --> 01:07:08,295 It's okay. 1309 01:07:08,395 --> 01:07:10,397 -And that means a storm is... -Heading out. 1310 01:07:10,497 --> 01:07:11,966 That's right. It's heading out. 1311 01:07:12,065 --> 01:07:13,233 It is heading out. 1312 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,903 -You are doing a terrific job. - No. 1313 01:07:15,003 --> 01:07:16,436 I tell ya. Are we hiring? 1314 01:07:17,639 --> 01:07:18,573 'Cause I think we've got a candidate right here. 1315 01:07:18,673 --> 01:07:19,674 Oh, no. 1316 01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,509 Thank you, Austin and Tami. 1317 01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:24,311 Back with much more after this. 1318 01:07:24,411 --> 01:07:27,682 Oh, I love this commercial. This guy's really funny. 1319 01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:30,018 Hey. I got the day off. 1320 01:07:30,117 --> 01:07:32,152 Wanna do something? Go to Rick's Bar? 1321 01:07:32,252 --> 01:07:35,155 Rick's Bar? It's 7:30 in the morning. 1322 01:07:35,255 --> 01:07:36,223 And we're 16. 1323 01:07:38,826 --> 01:07:42,129 Oh, you can have my drums. They're yours now. 1324 01:07:42,229 --> 01:07:44,164 Thank you. I gotta go to school. 1325 01:07:44,264 --> 01:07:46,266 Um, you ready? 1326 01:07:49,003 --> 01:07:50,738 Thanks for the baked potato. 1327 01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:52,172 Yep. 1328 01:07:52,272 --> 01:07:54,042 Didn't even know you had it. 1329 01:07:57,679 --> 01:08:00,080 So just keep peeling them back. 1330 01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:01,148 Okay. 1331 01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:02,316 You know, as many as you'd like. 1332 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:03,818 Oh, I feel so... I'm a little nervous. 1333 01:08:03,918 --> 01:08:04,886 Are you? 1334 01:08:04,986 --> 01:08:06,286 I'mma say I'm a little nervous. 1335 01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:07,622 It does look like you're shaking just a little bit. 1336 01:08:07,722 --> 01:08:09,791 Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I know that. 1337 01:08:09,891 --> 01:08:11,059 I had a banana this morning 1338 01:08:11,158 --> 01:08:12,527 and I'm afraid I'm gonna overdo it. 1339 01:08:13,962 --> 01:08:15,329 You're too funny. 1340 01:08:15,429 --> 01:08:17,364 So, I just want you to take a look 1341 01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:19,667 right here at this gorgeous flower. 1342 01:08:20,602 --> 01:08:21,669 Wow. 1343 01:08:21,769 --> 01:08:24,471 Tell me. Doesn't it look like an artist painted that? 1344 01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:26,273 Okay, you know what? 1345 01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:27,909 You just gave me goosebumps. 1346 01:08:28,009 --> 01:08:29,677 I love how you see the world. 1347 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:32,880 I love how you see the world. 1348 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:50,497 You've reached Tami's Florals. 1349 01:08:50,598 --> 01:08:52,366 Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 1350 01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:54,969 Hey, honey, it's me again. 1351 01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:57,605 Craig. Craig Waterman. 1352 01:08:58,205 --> 01:09:00,008 Said my fucking last name to you. 1353 01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,611 Uh, sorry. I've already had a few boots to drink, 1354 01:09:03,711 --> 01:09:04,779 to be honest with you. 1355 01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:06,948 Um... 1356 01:09:07,048 --> 01:09:09,517 I... I made us a reservation. 1357 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:13,087 Under the last name Fudge. 1358 01:09:13,186 --> 01:09:15,523 So we're gonna have to show up and say, uh, 1359 01:09:15,623 --> 01:09:16,423 we're the Fudges. 1360 01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:18,693 Okay. Call me at Rick's Bar. 1361 01:09:18,793 --> 01:09:19,761 Love ya. 1362 01:09:41,049 --> 01:09:43,084 Honey? Hey. 1363 01:09:43,183 --> 01:09:44,351 I was worried about you. 1364 01:09:44,451 --> 01:09:45,987 Come on, let's go to dinner. 1365 01:09:46,087 --> 01:09:48,089 I told you I had plans tonight. 1366 01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:49,791 You did? 1367 01:09:49,891 --> 01:09:51,425 Was that someone else? 1368 01:09:52,392 --> 01:09:54,028 I sent you a voicemail too. 1369 01:09:54,128 --> 01:09:56,263 I made us a little reservation. 1370 01:09:56,363 --> 01:09:58,766 I'm fine to just order in too, if you want. 1371 01:09:59,299 --> 01:10:00,367 How was your day? 1372 01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:02,804 It was amazing. 1373 01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:06,574 Yeah, I saw... I saw you chatting up 1374 01:10:06,674 --> 01:10:09,110 with everybody on the idiot box. 1375 01:10:09,209 --> 01:10:11,445 My heart is still racing. 1376 01:10:12,279 --> 01:10:14,582 I met so many great people. 1377 01:10:14,682 --> 01:10:15,650 Austin. 1378 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:17,618 So sweet. 1379 01:10:17,719 --> 01:10:18,786 Yeah. 1380 01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:20,822 You looked so good on there. 1381 01:10:20,922 --> 01:10:22,355 You looked beautiful. 1382 01:10:23,691 --> 01:10:25,560 Oh, I think I might... I'm think I might try 1383 01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:28,563 to make those biscuits I made... tomorrow too. 1384 01:10:28,663 --> 01:10:31,632 You're wearing, like, a perfume? 1385 01:10:31,733 --> 01:10:32,967 It's a cologne. 1386 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:34,001 Huh. 1387 01:10:34,102 --> 01:10:35,103 Yeah, it's a cologne. 1388 01:10:45,813 --> 01:10:46,814 Hi. 1389 01:10:47,548 --> 01:10:49,316 Uh-huh. Okay. 1390 01:10:49,817 --> 01:10:50,818 Okay. Bye, hun. 1391 01:10:53,121 --> 01:10:54,421 Wrong number? 1392 01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:58,425 If we're gonna go to dinner, 1393 01:10:58,526 --> 01:11:00,628 we should probably go right now. 1394 01:11:00,728 --> 01:11:02,597 I have... I have a dinner with the TV people. 1395 01:11:02,697 --> 01:11:04,132 They're gonna be here any minute. 1396 01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:07,602 Well, is there room for one more? 1397 01:11:08,468 --> 01:11:10,004 I didn't know you were free. 1398 01:11:10,104 --> 01:11:11,706 Yes, I'm free. Of course I'm free. 1399 01:11:11,806 --> 01:11:12,807 I'm always free. 1400 01:11:14,742 --> 01:11:16,177 And, you know, 1401 01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:17,912 you wouldn't be a big TV star 1402 01:11:18,012 --> 01:11:20,915 if I didn't take you to that little cool place. 1403 01:11:23,751 --> 01:11:24,752 Mmm-hmm. 1404 01:11:24,852 --> 01:11:25,953 Okay. 1405 01:11:26,053 --> 01:11:27,354 Sorry. 1406 01:11:33,661 --> 01:11:34,629 I... 1407 01:11:37,532 --> 01:11:40,300 I had an orgasm in the sewer system. 1408 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:53,915 That's great. 1409 01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:56,449 -Yeah. -That's great. 1410 01:11:56,551 --> 01:11:58,786 Congratulations. That's really good. 1411 01:12:02,890 --> 01:12:03,891 How? 1412 01:12:06,194 --> 01:12:07,862 I was just, you know, 1413 01:12:08,763 --> 01:12:11,098 sitting there in the dark and, uh... 1414 01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:16,037 I had this... realization. 1415 01:12:17,605 --> 01:12:19,941 And then this release. 1416 01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:22,610 And boom. Just, uh... 1417 01:12:23,544 --> 01:12:25,613 my whole, my whole body was vibrating. 1418 01:12:25,713 --> 01:12:26,747 I mean... 1419 01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:30,417 Wow. 1420 01:12:31,219 --> 01:12:32,452 It wasn't as fun for me. 1421 01:12:32,553 --> 01:12:35,355 I just lost my phone and I got arrested by the pigs. 1422 01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:38,425 You know, 1423 01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:41,095 that my mom never left my narcissistic dad. 1424 01:12:42,263 --> 01:12:44,431 I'm not gonna let that happen to me. 1425 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:48,401 I'm gonna go stay in Devin's pool house. 1426 01:12:49,337 --> 01:12:51,706 Until I can find a place of my own. 1427 01:12:57,678 --> 01:12:58,646 Who? 1428 01:13:18,032 --> 01:13:19,432 Become a hero, 1429 01:13:19,533 --> 01:13:21,102 with the new Zenith mobile Hero Plan. 1430 01:13:21,202 --> 01:13:23,503 Ask your store representative how they can help you 1431 01:13:23,604 --> 01:13:25,373 on your journey to greatness. 1432 01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:27,108 I was able to get you the last one. 1433 01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:28,542 Oh. 1434 01:13:28,643 --> 01:13:31,245 Did you wanna do another Mars Rover case with that? 1435 01:13:31,345 --> 01:13:32,947 Yeah. Um... 1436 01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:41,488 I want something a little stronger than beer. 1437 01:13:41,589 --> 01:13:43,524 Last time I was here, you said you'd give me 1438 01:13:43,624 --> 01:13:45,425 something that's stronger. 1439 01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,229 Ramon. 1440 01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:49,797 I'm on break. 1441 01:13:50,898 --> 01:13:51,899 Come with me. 1442 01:13:54,368 --> 01:13:56,237 My name's Tony, but when my hair's down, 1443 01:13:56,337 --> 01:13:57,705 people call me T-Boy. 1444 01:13:57,805 --> 01:13:59,073 What are you looking for? 1445 01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:01,742 I'm stuck. 1446 01:14:02,710 --> 01:14:04,979 I'm about to lose everything. 1447 01:14:05,079 --> 01:14:08,983 I can give you weed, X, uh... shrooms. 1448 01:14:09,417 --> 01:14:10,651 Adderall. 1449 01:14:10,751 --> 01:14:11,519 Um... 1450 01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:14,588 Do you have, uh, do you have ayahuasca? 1451 01:14:14,689 --> 01:14:16,390 Oh, no. 1452 01:14:16,489 --> 01:14:19,760 Uh... but I do have Toad. 1453 01:14:20,127 --> 01:14:21,662 -Toad? -Yeah. 1454 01:14:26,734 --> 01:14:29,303 The Buffalo River toad. 1455 01:14:29,403 --> 01:14:31,372 You, uh, you lick the psychedelic venom 1456 01:14:31,471 --> 01:14:33,674 that it excretes off its rear glands. 1457 01:14:33,774 --> 01:14:37,044 He's similar to ayahuasca, but the trip is way faster. 1458 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,151 How much is the frog? 1459 01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:45,252 The toad. 1460 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:46,887 $100. 1461 01:14:49,590 --> 01:14:50,725 What the hell am I supposed to feed him? 1462 01:14:50,825 --> 01:14:54,161 No. It's $100 for a lick, man. 1463 01:15:00,067 --> 01:15:01,501 I'm out of ideas, man. 1464 01:15:04,038 --> 01:15:05,072 Lick a toad. 1465 01:15:06,474 --> 01:15:08,275 Sorry, my money kinda smells really bad 1466 01:15:08,376 --> 01:15:09,610 for some reason. 1467 01:15:09,710 --> 01:15:11,746 The bank gave it to me and it smelled really bad. 1468 01:15:14,615 --> 01:15:16,784 Here. You gave me too much. 1469 01:15:16,884 --> 01:15:18,052 Oh. 1470 01:15:18,152 --> 01:15:19,653 That was sweet of you. 1471 01:15:20,454 --> 01:15:21,722 You ready? 1472 01:15:21,822 --> 01:15:23,691 I don't know. I don't know. 1473 01:15:28,429 --> 01:15:29,830 Here's a little pillow. 1474 01:15:29,930 --> 01:15:30,898 Thank you. 1475 01:15:37,405 --> 01:15:39,707 Your mind is about to disintegrate. 1476 01:15:39,807 --> 01:15:41,475 And then your consciousness is gonna expand 1477 01:15:41,575 --> 01:15:43,744 to become all of infinity. 1478 01:15:43,844 --> 01:15:45,446 You will feel a pain unlike anything 1479 01:15:45,546 --> 01:15:46,781 you've ever felt before, 1480 01:15:46,881 --> 01:15:50,151 followed by a bliss, which... can't even be described. 1481 01:15:51,719 --> 01:15:55,022 You will die and be reborn. 1482 01:15:55,122 --> 01:15:57,358 I'm gonna turn off the lights for you. 1483 01:15:57,458 --> 01:15:58,592 I'm gonna put on some music 1484 01:15:58,692 --> 01:16:00,161 and I'm gonna go get some lunch 1485 01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:01,729 because it's my lunch break. 1486 01:16:02,997 --> 01:16:05,332 You're gonna have such an incredible journey. 1487 01:16:07,034 --> 01:16:08,402 I love you. 1488 01:16:21,550 --> 01:16:24,018 It is like ice cream on a hot summer day. 1489 01:16:27,421 --> 01:16:28,389 Don't pop him. 1490 01:16:28,489 --> 01:16:30,257 You look like you're gonna pop him. 1491 01:16:31,926 --> 01:16:35,029 Can you... Can you stay with me? 1492 01:16:35,129 --> 01:16:36,163 I'm sorry. 1493 01:16:36,263 --> 01:16:38,966 I need to go get some Rolos and a Red Bull. 1494 01:16:39,066 --> 01:16:41,202 It's time for you to touch God. 1495 01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:53,314 Oh, big lick. 1496 01:16:54,215 --> 01:16:55,282 Was that too big? 1497 01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:57,818 Fuck. Was that too big? 1498 01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:09,763 I love you, toad boy. 1499 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,701 It's T-Boy. 1500 01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:15,736 I love you, T-Boy. 1501 01:17:17,938 --> 01:17:18,806 Hey. 1502 01:17:18,906 --> 01:17:21,275 I actually did a little work for Red Bull. 1503 01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,144 They were so mean to me. 1504 01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:31,412 Oh, hey. How you doing, man? 1505 01:18:32,614 --> 01:18:34,348 What's for lunch today? 1506 01:18:34,448 --> 01:18:36,250 Black Forest ham. 1507 01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:37,652 Perfect choice. 1508 01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:39,554 What kind of bread? 1509 01:18:39,654 --> 01:18:43,724 Let's go with... Italian herb and cheese. 1510 01:18:43,824 --> 01:18:45,125 All right. 1511 01:18:51,932 --> 01:18:53,167 Foot long, right? 1512 01:18:53,267 --> 01:18:54,603 Yes. 1513 01:18:54,703 --> 01:18:56,503 Usual toppings? 1514 01:18:56,605 --> 01:18:58,472 Foot long cookie on the side. 1515 01:18:58,573 --> 01:19:00,174 Yes, please. 1516 01:19:00,274 --> 01:19:01,375 Thank you. 1517 01:19:04,912 --> 01:19:06,247 Not toasted, right? 1518 01:19:07,982 --> 01:19:10,484 Eh, let's be wild. Toast it. 1519 01:19:16,056 --> 01:19:17,825 Welcome back, Craig. 1520 01:19:22,196 --> 01:19:24,431 -Is it over? -Yeah, it's over. 1521 01:19:24,532 --> 01:19:27,434 How long did your trip feel? Four or five months? 1522 01:19:27,535 --> 01:19:29,136 It was like a minute. 1523 01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:30,672 I went to Subway. 1524 01:19:30,771 --> 01:19:31,805 The eatery? 1525 01:19:31,905 --> 01:19:33,274 What happened? 1526 01:19:33,374 --> 01:19:34,942 I ordered. 1527 01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:37,011 Did you get the answer you were looking for? 1528 01:19:37,111 --> 01:19:39,780 No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway! 1529 01:19:41,616 --> 01:19:43,317 The toad is mysterious. 1530 01:19:45,052 --> 01:19:46,987 That frog ripped me off. 1531 01:19:48,088 --> 01:19:50,057 Little asshole, little fucker. 1532 01:20:06,775 --> 01:20:08,876 Welcome to your new life. 1533 01:20:33,467 --> 01:20:36,837 This is why guys shouldn't have friends. 1534 01:20:40,274 --> 01:20:43,043 It'll get you in a ton of trouble. 1535 01:20:47,881 --> 01:20:49,617 People need rules. 1536 01:20:50,618 --> 01:20:52,119 All I need are goals. 1537 01:20:52,219 --> 01:20:55,523 Like trying to eat the full SEAL Team Six lunch 1538 01:20:55,623 --> 01:20:56,591 at Rick's Bar. 1539 01:20:56,691 --> 01:20:58,258 Oh, my God. 1540 01:21:00,461 --> 01:21:03,130 I can't fucking finish all this stuff. 1541 01:21:03,230 --> 01:21:06,100 It's the meal the guys ate after they killed Osama 1542 01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:10,104 and buried him at sea. It's 22,000 calories. 1543 01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:12,306 Yeah, eat up. 1544 01:21:12,406 --> 01:21:13,374 I'm Craig. 1545 01:21:13,474 --> 01:21:15,577 You're gonna grow up to be a beautiful old guy. 1546 01:21:16,845 --> 01:21:17,812 Thank you, Steven. 1547 01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:19,380 I hope you're serious about that. 1548 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:22,015 If you want a pal, just have a son. 1549 01:21:24,051 --> 01:21:27,354 At the end of the day, I'm a lone wolf. 1550 01:21:27,856 --> 01:21:29,289 I accept that. 1551 01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:37,565 Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them it was my birthday, did you? 1552 01:21:37,665 --> 01:21:39,366 Of course not. Did you? 1553 01:21:39,466 --> 01:21:40,769 Mmm-mmm. No. 1554 01:21:40,869 --> 01:21:42,670 Okay good, 'cause you know I hate that shit. 1555 01:21:42,771 --> 01:21:44,739 I mean, you know I hate that shit. 1556 01:21:44,839 --> 01:21:46,106 Anyway, I'm gonna go get a waiver. 1557 01:21:46,206 --> 01:21:47,642 -What's it called? -It's an application. 1558 01:21:47,742 --> 01:21:49,910 Application. 'Cause, like, literally, 1559 01:21:50,010 --> 01:21:52,179 having two girlfriends is killing me financially. 1560 01:21:59,888 --> 01:22:04,692 How's, uh, Devin's and the pool house now? 1561 01:22:04,793 --> 01:22:06,728 Oh, I saw him, uh, on the news. 1562 01:22:06,828 --> 01:22:08,362 -I saw Devin on the news. -Hmm. 1563 01:22:08,462 --> 01:22:10,397 They interviewed him 'cause one of his friends 1564 01:22:10,497 --> 01:22:11,699 got all burnt up. 1565 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,033 He looked good. 1566 01:22:14,234 --> 01:22:15,603 -Devin looked good? -Devin looked good. 1567 01:22:15,703 --> 01:22:17,438 Is Dad talking to you about that wild hike we went on 1568 01:22:17,539 --> 01:22:18,972 where he ate all those bad mushrooms again? 1569 01:22:19,072 --> 01:22:20,441 Oh, my God! 1570 01:22:24,378 --> 01:22:25,245 Are you okay? 1571 01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:27,682 Yeah, I'm fine. That just, that scared me. 1572 01:22:31,084 --> 01:22:32,286 It's fine. 1573 01:22:34,722 --> 01:22:36,223 -Sir. -No, no, it's fine. 1574 01:22:36,323 --> 01:22:38,459 Sir? 1575 01:22:39,894 --> 01:22:41,995 You just bumped into this young lady here 1576 01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:44,298 and I think you should apologize. 1577 01:22:45,767 --> 01:22:47,000 Did I? 1578 01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:48,703 Yeah, you did. 1579 01:22:48,803 --> 01:22:52,139 She almost spilled her stuffed pepper all over herself. 1580 01:22:52,239 --> 01:22:54,174 Can you please apologize? 1581 01:22:58,212 --> 01:22:59,647 I'm not scared of you. 1582 01:22:59,747 --> 01:23:01,181 I bought a van today. 1583 01:23:06,955 --> 01:23:08,422 Apologies, ma'am. 1584 01:23:09,223 --> 01:23:11,559 Enjoy your peppers. 1585 01:23:11,659 --> 01:23:12,660 Thank you. 1586 01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:18,031 You bought a van? 1587 01:23:20,434 --> 01:23:22,737 I think we gotta get the fuck outta here. 1588 01:23:22,837 --> 01:23:23,838 What? 1589 01:23:23,938 --> 01:23:26,039 I think we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1590 01:23:26,139 --> 01:23:27,542 Oh, come on. 1591 01:23:27,642 --> 01:23:29,443 Let's all enjoy our meals. 1592 01:23:29,544 --> 01:23:32,079 -What the hell did I just do? -It's fine. 1593 01:23:32,179 --> 01:23:33,447 Oh, you motherfuckers. 1594 01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:35,415 You motherfuckers. 1595 01:23:35,517 --> 01:23:37,384 Happy birthday! 1596 01:23:39,086 --> 01:23:40,487 Blow it out. Come on, we gotta go. 1597 01:23:52,199 --> 01:23:55,637 Craig... this is too much. 1598 01:23:55,737 --> 01:23:58,740 Well, you needed it and you deserve it. 1599 01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:02,142 Hey, Mom, do you wanna come inside after this 1600 01:24:02,242 --> 01:24:03,477 and watch a movie or something? 1601 01:24:03,945 --> 01:24:05,580 Um... 1602 01:24:07,381 --> 01:24:08,282 Yeah. 1603 01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:11,418 Yes. Whatever you want, birthday boy. 1604 01:24:11,519 --> 01:24:12,486 Cool. 1605 01:24:15,322 --> 01:24:17,324 Oh! Austin got a new car. 1606 01:24:17,424 --> 01:24:18,660 Sick. 1607 01:24:21,261 --> 01:24:23,731 Whoa. That is so fucking pimp. 1608 01:24:23,831 --> 01:24:25,767 There's lots of cars. 1609 01:24:25,867 --> 01:24:27,602 They must be having a party. 1610 01:24:29,671 --> 01:24:31,138 Oh, by the way. 1611 01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:34,241 This came. Um... it's the wrong address again. 1612 01:24:40,715 --> 01:24:43,017 All right. Can you run it down to him? 1613 01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:44,953 -I'm gonna give Ma the tour. -Yeah. Okay. 1614 01:24:45,053 --> 01:24:47,622 Oh! By the way, there's a new Marvel we should totally rent. 1615 01:24:47,722 --> 01:24:49,023 I heard it's pretty crazy. 1616 01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:51,124 Yeah, that'd be... that'd be really nice. 1617 01:25:02,971 --> 01:25:04,171 Craig. 1618 01:25:05,138 --> 01:25:07,008 I can't believe you got me that van. 1619 01:25:07,107 --> 01:25:10,143 Seriously. It is... it's so... 1620 01:25:10,243 --> 01:25:12,547 I should've done it a long time ago. 1621 01:25:15,550 --> 01:25:19,119 I wasted so much time doing nothing. 1622 01:25:25,927 --> 01:25:26,894 Hey. 1623 01:25:28,395 --> 01:25:29,764 You been working out? 1624 01:25:31,365 --> 01:25:32,399 I'm just losing weight 1625 01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:33,935 'cause I walk all day, every single day, 1626 01:25:34,035 --> 01:25:36,871 and everybody screams at me. Everybody fucking hates me. 1627 01:25:36,971 --> 01:25:38,338 Huh. 1628 01:25:38,438 --> 01:25:40,273 You look like you've been working out. 1629 01:25:41,976 --> 01:25:43,243 You been working out? 1630 01:25:43,343 --> 01:25:45,178 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1631 01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:47,180 Yeah. You wanna feel my abs? 1632 01:25:48,215 --> 01:25:49,584 Yeah, if that's all right. 1633 01:25:49,684 --> 01:25:52,152 Yeah. 1634 01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:53,855 Okay. I don't know how to do it. 1635 01:25:53,955 --> 01:25:55,590 -No, do it hard! -All right. 1636 01:25:55,690 --> 01:25:56,691 I can't. Oh! Ouch! 1637 01:25:56,791 --> 01:25:58,926 -This is good, right? -Well, I didn't say hit me! 1638 01:25:59,027 --> 01:26:00,128 Hi. 1639 01:26:00,227 --> 01:26:01,629 What, are you guys punching each other? 1640 01:26:02,830 --> 01:26:04,098 Oh, shit. 1641 01:26:04,197 --> 01:26:06,868 I forgot to get candles. I gotta get candles. 1642 01:26:06,968 --> 01:26:08,903 All right. We'll do presents in about five minutes. 1643 01:26:09,003 --> 01:26:10,437 All right? You little heartbreaker. 1644 01:26:14,042 --> 01:26:15,208 Hey, Craig. 1645 01:26:16,044 --> 01:26:17,545 You wanna take it for a spin? 1646 01:26:17,645 --> 01:26:18,780 Yeah. Hell yeah. 1647 01:26:20,815 --> 01:26:23,518 It's really nice having you in the house. 1648 01:26:25,086 --> 01:26:26,353 I'll see you soon. 1649 01:26:27,922 --> 01:26:29,322 All right, I'll be back. 1650 01:28:24,038 --> 01:28:25,305 Who's he? 1651 01:28:26,641 --> 01:28:27,809 Hey, Zed! 1652 01:28:27,909 --> 01:28:29,110 Look at this. 1653 01:28:29,210 --> 01:28:30,310 We're just getting started 1654 01:28:30,410 --> 01:28:31,846 and I'm already double-fisting. 1655 01:28:31,946 --> 01:28:33,247 Hey, everybody. It's been a minute. 1656 01:28:33,346 --> 01:28:34,982 Craig. 1657 01:28:35,082 --> 01:28:36,050 You can't just come in here. 1658 01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:37,450 I just came to congratulate you 1659 01:28:37,552 --> 01:28:39,987 on that hot rod. That thing is pimp! 1660 01:28:40,087 --> 01:28:41,289 My God! 1661 01:28:41,388 --> 01:28:42,355 Heck, yeah. 1662 01:28:42,455 --> 01:28:43,558 Come on, why don't we, uh... 1663 01:28:43,658 --> 01:28:44,792 I actually got a new car myself. 1664 01:28:44,892 --> 01:28:47,494 I got a Town and Country, midnight envy green, 1665 01:28:47,595 --> 01:28:49,462 -gently used. It's so cool. -Let's go catch up... 1666 01:28:49,564 --> 01:28:51,299 -I should bring mine... -Why don't we... 1667 01:28:51,398 --> 01:28:54,001 Hey! Snacks are going all out tonight. 1668 01:28:58,039 --> 01:28:59,173 Oh, Garrett. 1669 01:28:59,273 --> 01:29:00,473 I've been thinking so much 1670 01:29:00,575 --> 01:29:02,143 about your little busty daughter 1671 01:29:02,243 --> 01:29:03,544 who everybody keeps staring at. 1672 01:29:03,644 --> 01:29:05,613 Why are people such bad people? 1673 01:29:10,051 --> 01:29:11,052 All right. 1674 01:29:12,452 --> 01:29:14,755 I'll be outta your hair in just a sec. 1675 01:29:15,990 --> 01:29:17,424 I just wanted to apologize 1676 01:29:17,525 --> 01:29:20,261 for how I acted the last time we hung out. 1677 01:29:21,162 --> 01:29:24,397 I wanna say sorry to Austin for popping you and... 1678 01:29:24,497 --> 01:29:27,101 making the night weird and have to end early. 1679 01:29:28,336 --> 01:29:29,604 I just think it's... 1680 01:29:30,638 --> 01:29:32,472 a lot of stress I'm dealing with right now 1681 01:29:32,573 --> 01:29:34,141 and it came out in that way, I'm sorry. 1682 01:29:35,776 --> 01:29:37,979 Well, look, hey, we appreciate that, Craig. 1683 01:29:38,079 --> 01:29:39,714 Honestly. Come on. 1684 01:29:39,814 --> 01:29:41,883 Let me show you the hot rod. Come on. 1685 01:29:42,950 --> 01:29:44,417 Is it cool if I stay? 1686 01:29:44,518 --> 01:29:45,686 I apologized. 1687 01:29:50,858 --> 01:29:52,360 So, that's it. 1688 01:29:52,459 --> 01:29:55,129 I did one strange thing and I'm toast? 1689 01:29:55,229 --> 01:29:56,697 One thing. 1690 01:29:56,797 --> 01:29:59,600 That's it. One thing and you throw me out. 1691 01:29:59,700 --> 01:30:01,969 Maybe you guys are the bad guys, huh? 1692 01:30:02,069 --> 01:30:03,971 Are you guys the bad guys? 1693 01:30:04,071 --> 01:30:05,573 I mean, I know you're not. 1694 01:30:05,673 --> 01:30:08,276 But can you give me a second chance? 1695 01:30:08,376 --> 01:30:10,111 Give me a second chance. 1696 01:30:10,477 --> 01:30:11,779 Get to know me. 1697 01:30:11,879 --> 01:30:13,648 Ask me something. Get to know me. 1698 01:30:13,748 --> 01:30:16,050 All right, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 1699 01:30:16,150 --> 01:30:17,450 Come on! Ask me something. 1700 01:30:17,551 --> 01:30:18,619 Whoa, whoa! 1701 01:30:18,719 --> 01:30:21,454 Get to know me, come on! Get to know me! 1702 01:30:21,555 --> 01:30:22,857 Ask me something! 1703 01:30:22,957 --> 01:30:25,026 I got great "Would you rathers!" 1704 01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:28,062 Don't I, Austin? 1705 01:30:28,162 --> 01:30:29,363 Would you rathers? 1706 01:30:29,462 --> 01:30:31,299 Would you rather, like... 1707 01:30:31,399 --> 01:30:33,801 Oh, would you rather, uh, do stand up 1708 01:30:33,901 --> 01:30:36,103 for one whole year just for your dad, 1709 01:30:36,203 --> 01:30:39,573 or would you rather fucking... I don't know. 1710 01:30:39,674 --> 01:30:42,510 I can't think of anything! I'm too nervous! 1711 01:30:42,610 --> 01:30:44,879 I'm too nervous and stressed! 1712 01:30:46,580 --> 01:30:48,215 You. 1713 01:30:48,316 --> 01:30:49,917 Ask me something. Ask me something! 1714 01:30:50,017 --> 01:30:51,319 All right, uh... 1715 01:30:51,419 --> 01:30:52,485 What... 1716 01:30:52,586 --> 01:30:54,088 What's your favorite food? 1717 01:30:56,157 --> 01:30:58,559 Fuck, I can't fucking think of anything! 1718 01:30:58,659 --> 01:31:00,493 I'm too nervous! 1719 01:31:00,594 --> 01:31:02,096 Somebody else ask me! 1720 01:31:02,663 --> 01:31:03,931 You! 1721 01:31:04,031 --> 01:31:05,465 Who the hell are you? 1722 01:31:05,566 --> 01:31:07,335 You guys got a new guy? 1723 01:31:07,435 --> 01:31:09,502 There's a new guy? 1724 01:31:09,603 --> 01:31:11,138 -What's your name? -Jimp. 1725 01:31:11,238 --> 01:31:12,807 I got two twin girls. 1726 01:31:12,907 --> 01:31:13,841 Jim? 1727 01:31:13,941 --> 01:31:14,742 No, Jimp. 1728 01:31:14,842 --> 01:31:17,078 It's like jump with an "I." 1729 01:31:17,511 --> 01:31:19,246 -Jimp? -Jimp. Yeah. 1730 01:31:26,287 --> 01:31:27,254 I'm sorry. 1731 01:31:29,390 --> 01:31:31,125 This is fucking insane. 1732 01:31:31,225 --> 01:31:33,260 This is insane. 1733 01:31:34,295 --> 01:31:35,529 I'm sorry. 1734 01:31:38,532 --> 01:31:39,934 Should we just sing? 1735 01:31:42,502 --> 01:31:43,704 Let's sing. 1736 01:32:03,858 --> 01:32:05,292 Fuck! 1737 01:32:14,735 --> 01:32:16,537 Everybody, get the fuck on the ground! 1738 01:32:16,637 --> 01:32:19,907 I'm in charge now! I'm the one in charge! 1739 01:32:20,007 --> 01:32:21,675 Don't even fucking look at me! 1740 01:32:21,776 --> 01:32:24,311 Keep your heads down! 1741 01:32:24,412 --> 01:32:26,647 Your hair. 1742 01:32:28,649 --> 01:32:31,052 I'll blow your heads off! 1743 01:32:31,152 --> 01:32:32,186 Keep 'em down! 1744 01:32:32,286 --> 01:32:35,056 Garrett, I wanna blow your fat fucking head off! 1745 01:32:35,156 --> 01:32:38,426 You demand attention! I'm sick of it! 1746 01:32:38,527 --> 01:32:41,328 You rich babies! 1747 01:32:41,429 --> 01:32:42,863 You're good. 1748 01:32:44,231 --> 01:32:45,199 All right, folks. 1749 01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:48,035 This has been a blast. 1750 01:32:49,136 --> 01:32:50,638 But unfortunately, 1751 01:32:50,738 --> 01:32:53,107 it's a school night for your daddy. 1752 01:32:56,043 --> 01:32:56,844 You rats! 1753 01:32:56,944 --> 01:32:58,813 You called the fucking cops? 1754 01:33:32,980 --> 01:33:35,850 -Great hanging, Craigy. -So fun, dude. 1755 01:33:35,950 --> 01:33:37,418 Great to see you guys. 1756 01:33:37,519 --> 01:33:39,420 Great to see you, man. 1757 01:33:39,521 --> 01:33:41,055 Of course, of course. 1758 01:33:41,155 --> 01:33:43,858 -I'll see you Friday night. -Yes. Yes. I'll be there. 1759 01:33:43,958 --> 01:33:45,960 -I'll call you later. -Yeah, see ya. See ya. 1760 01:33:46,060 --> 01:33:46,827 Yeah. 1761 01:33:46,927 --> 01:33:50,064 All right. All right. 1762 01:33:51,065 --> 01:33:51,932 Hey. 1763 01:33:52,032 --> 01:33:53,400 You know how to get home, right? 1764 01:33:53,501 --> 01:33:54,536 I'll do my best. 1765 01:33:56,270 --> 01:33:57,338 Hey. 1766 01:33:58,272 --> 01:33:59,773 I love you, rock star. 1767 01:34:00,875 --> 01:34:02,243 I love you, Craigy. 1767 01:34:03,305 --> 01:35:03,819 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.MY-SUBS.com ]=- 119508