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Hi, honey.
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Hi, mom.
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Listen, your birthday is coming up, and
I was like thinking that I will
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get some surprise for you, but I think I
want to be sure you're really getting
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what you really like, so I need your
help. Tell me what you really, really
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like to get it, what you're really happy
with it. I was thinking maybe a new
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guitar or...
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video game or you know those boombox in
your room what what what car I
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don't know what you live motor time mom
it's not 1985 okay kids we went
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something um well my friends have been
telling me about this thing that that
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they've been doing or getting okay like
my friends at school okay when we
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graduated they said they all get they
all get blow jobs what
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Yeah, and they said it feels really
good.
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Wait a minute. Say it again?
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They give blowjobs.
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I assume you know what a blowjob is. You
know, you're a mom and all.
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Well,
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wow. I mean, seriously, that's going on
nowadays?
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Wow.
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Yeah, so that's probably what I want for
my birthday.
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sure how to go ahead and get it but um
well um i
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think uh you better thinking about
something else and then i will thinking
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something okay and then okay i'm getting
back to you all right okay mom
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Okay, honey, I'm really thinking about
what you ask, and if you really, that's
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what you want, a blowjob? I was thinking
maybe we can order in to you the girls,
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you know, some prostitutes, and then...
What?
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Yeah, that's your wish for your
birthday?
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Mom, I don't want a disease or anything.
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I don't want to get a disease from a
prostitute.
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i mean that i i only i mean i don't know
any other idea you want anything else
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than this i mean maybe maybe some trip
somewhere thinking about it i have an
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idea and then it probably won't cost you
anything maybe just some therapy or
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something but how about you give me the
blowjob mom you're beautiful you have a
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nice lips and those right there they
just don't stop
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No way, your dad find out?
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This is a really bad idea. No way.
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The fact that you're worrying about dad
finding out means you may want to do it.
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No, no, you're wrong, you're wrong. I
just want a nice birthday for you and
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you happy, but no, that is too far.
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No, I don't think I can.
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No. So keep thinking something else,
okay? All right, I'll try to think of
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something else.
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Bye.
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Whoa, did you forget something? No, no,
I was thinking about your wishes
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and I think I decided I will give you a
door job.
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Whoa, are you serious?
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Yes.
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That's the best birthday present ever.
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Yeah, just because it's your birthday.
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Whoa, so big.
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Hmm.
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Looks like you changed your mind.
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Like it.
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I'm coming!
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Hi, honey. Oh, nice dress, huh?
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Listen, let's see.
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What?
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It happened yesterday.
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You have to forget it. You cannot tell
anyone.
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Not even your friends. What?
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If your dad finds out, they're both in
really big trouble.
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So... And anyway, it's not... We have to
forget it, okay? Let's pretend that
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nothing happened, okay?
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But that is really... It was a bad idea
yesterday.
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Why are you dressed like that in my
room?
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Oh, I'm just being out. What is this
mess here? I mean, seriously?
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All of your underwear, all over here.
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Behind the bed, everything.
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I mean, seriously?
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Can you clean up after yourself here?
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You're mortal.
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Look at me.
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What? You're bending over in front of me
like that, Mom?
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Listen, I'm tightening in your room.
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You forgot a shirt right there.
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You better lean over and pick it up.
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You're so bad.
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What are you doing?
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You cannot do that. Your dad is in the
other room.
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He's watching football. He won't even
hear anything.
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You are crazy.
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That just feels so good.
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Oh, we are in big trouble.
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Oh, my God, yeah.
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Guess you better get back to doing the
laundry before dad catches you.
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Okay, okay.
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Hi, honey.
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Morning, mom.
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Good morning.
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What are you doing?
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Watching TV.
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Stop. Stop, stop.
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Come on. What's this?
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Come on. Your dad can't be coming out
any minute. Stop that.
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He's sleeping.
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He sleeps like a...
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You never know.
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Come, come watch TV with me.
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You're not wearing underwear.
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Stop that.
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It's a good TV show.
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Oh, my
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God. It's so bad.
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You started it.
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If you're dead coming out.
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He's sleeping.
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Don't worry, I gave him a little extra
in his coffee.
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He won't be coming out.
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Great.
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Now we are really in big trouble.
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Not really.
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Out of trouble, let's make a call.
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You're getting what you want for sure.
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It's like it just disappears I
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don't
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want to stick it in the wrong hole
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Yes.
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You want some of your pussy?
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You can go back to your shows.
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Put your boobs away.
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Okay, okay.
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really creepy movie is just so much
adrenaline was up and down is like five
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people was killed
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Why are you sleeping naked?
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I'm just waiting.
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You're dead coming out of the shower.
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You don't know what you take showers
for. What?
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You take showers forever.
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He can be here any minute.
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Come on, you are crazy.
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Alright, I'll see you.
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Let the door open.
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Never, Buster.
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Spread your cheeks and your hands.
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You're on top?
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Dangerous, man.
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