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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,230 --> 00:00:05,989 Hi, girls. 2 00:00:05,990 --> 00:00:06,990 Hi, Dad. 3 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:10,030 Dad, 4 00:00:13,470 --> 00:00:15,990 stop trying to get on America's Funniest Home Videos. 5 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:20,990 I need that $10 ,000. Five grand each for your college fund. 6 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:23,150 Sorry, Kyle. 7 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:24,710 Oh, 8 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:28,310 your Uncle Andy's coming. 9 00:00:28,470 --> 00:00:29,950 Demon Boy, back in the closet. 10 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,000 What's with the camera? 11 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:37,640 We're doing a school project on morbid obesity. 12 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,060 So just act natural. 13 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,780 Hi, hilarious. 14 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,020 You know, girls, we share some DNA. 15 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,740 Odds are one of you two gets these thighs. 16 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,160 Hand me my candy. 17 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,400 Oh, baby. 18 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:56,000 Come on, girls. It's $10 ,000. 19 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,200 They don't just give it away. 20 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:01,220 But I like the effort. 21 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,920 You know what? When your mommy comes back from visiting Aunt Dana, we'll try 22 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,199 fake dog poop in the bed. 23 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,030 I don't have a dog. 24 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:12,430 You have a brother. 25 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:24,850 Scat! 26 00:02:27,350 --> 00:02:28,530 Jim, Jim. 27 00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:33,990 Oh, I gotta talk to you. This is big news. Major life decision here. 28 00:02:35,050 --> 00:02:37,150 So I should mute Wheel of Fortune? 29 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:40,570 Yes, please. 30 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:46,250 What? I'm going to propose to Emily. I'm going to ask her to marry me. Bad move. 31 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:49,790 So what do you think? Worst idea of your life. 32 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:52,170 So you're on the fence? 33 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:55,350 Disaster, train wreck, car crash. 34 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:56,870 Don't do it. 35 00:02:57,330 --> 00:03:00,630 Oh, Guns of Navarone, got it. To waste my time, seasack. 36 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:06,250 I don't get it, Jim. I love Emily. She loves me. I've been carrying around a 37 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,210 ring for weeks looking for the right moment. 38 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:11,190 Andy, trust me, I am a great reader of people. 39 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:12,910 Emily is not ready. 40 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:18,150 Well, I am. No, Andy, you are a desperate, lonely man who doesn't want 41 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:19,150 alone. 42 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:24,170 Desperate, lonely people can get married, too. Yeah, but if you ask her 43 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,450 soon, you're going to blow it. 44 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:28,370 Remember the time you proposed to that woman on the plane? 45 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:31,310 We had a connection. She gave me peanuts. 46 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:34,770 Andy, she was the flight attendant. 47 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:40,000 You think you have a connection with everybody? You think you even connect to 48 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 women at red lights? 49 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,560 Oh, remember that one? She really gave me the eye. 50 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,420 She was a cop and you were drinking. 51 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,500 When she patted me down, she lingered. 52 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:57,000 Jim, Jim, no, I'm telling you, Emily is the one. 53 00:03:57,260 --> 00:04:01,260 I really want her to be my wife. Well, then don't propose to her too early. 54 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,160 Otherwise, you're going to blow it. 55 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:06,690 You're going to lose her. You know, you only get one shot at this, Andy. 56 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:09,510 Okay, okay. 57 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:10,948 Thanks, buddy. 58 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,310 Good, good, good. 59 00:04:12,530 --> 00:04:13,550 Don't rush things. Oh, yeah. 60 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:16,690 And what did you buy the ring? 61 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:19,950 Oh, it's an antique that belonged to my grandmother. 62 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:23,610 Mom overnighted it when she heard I had a second date with Emily. 63 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,310 Andy, you ready to go shopping? 64 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:33,690 My Andy man needs new undie pants. 65 00:04:34,430 --> 00:04:35,430 Oh, 66 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:40,150 going underwear shopping, huh? Well, elastic has a shelf life. I mean, I've 67 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:41,650 fallen out of the hammock once or twice. 68 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:46,730 Oh, honey, bat in the cave. 69 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:47,989 Oh, dear. 70 00:04:47,990 --> 00:04:49,790 No, I got it. I got it. 71 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:51,950 Okay, 72 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:53,190 blow. 73 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:55,510 Other side. 74 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:56,990 Big finish. 75 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:04,650 That is the sweetest, most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. 76 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,430 Andy, you got a minute? 77 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:08,290 I'd like to talk to you in the kitchen. Yeah. 78 00:05:08,690 --> 00:05:09,690 Oh, one second. 79 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:13,490 Well, 80 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,650 Andy. 81 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,610 You have to propose to that woman. 82 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:22,630 What? Yeah. 83 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,370 She's ready. She's practically begging. 84 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:26,490 You just told me it was too soon. 85 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:27,910 I didn't know all the facts. 86 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:30,430 know about the nose blowing and underwear buying? 87 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,830 I mean, if you want me to help you, I gotta know this information. 88 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:37,750 I didn't think it was relevant. It's nothing. It's like when she trims my 89 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:38,750 eyebrows. 90 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:41,830 She's trimming your eyebrows? 91 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,030 How long has this been going on? 92 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:45,370 Six weeks. 93 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,590 Andy, six weeks. 94 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:50,510 Andy. Andy, do I offend you? 95 00:05:50,990 --> 00:05:53,590 Have I offended you? You cut me out of your life like this? 96 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:00,640 She's been trimming your eyebrows for six weeks. She's... My God. 97 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,260 I think it's too late. 98 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,880 Too late? Too late for what? To propose to her. 99 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,860 Well, you've been ignoring her signals for so long. She's probably tired of it. 100 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:11,499 You know what? 101 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,880 I bet she's on to the next man. 102 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,160 Oh, God. 103 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,940 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, I'm going to lose her. I'm going to lose her. Not if you 104 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:22,560 propose to her this very minute. Really? Yes, trust me. I'm a great reader of 105 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,140 people. But that's not true, Jim. 106 00:06:24,570 --> 00:06:27,290 You're not a great reader of people. You're just louder than everyone else. 107 00:06:27,410 --> 00:06:28,410 Andy! 108 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:31,170 Okay, just listen to me. 109 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:32,870 Okay? 110 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:35,250 I don't want to scare you. 111 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:40,410 But this is your very last shot at happiness ever. 112 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:43,210 Oh, my God. 113 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:48,030 So now get in there and propose to that woman and make her your wife. Okay. 114 00:06:48,730 --> 00:06:50,750 Now I really do need new underpants. Come on. 115 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:57,060 Honey, I just need to hit the bathroom and then we can go. There's no time for 116 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,300 this. Oh, but I really do need to... This can't wait. 117 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,000 I have something very important to ask you. Jim has something very important to 118 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 ask you. 119 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,280 Emily, 120 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,300 I love you. 121 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:16,960 Put this ring on your finger and say you'll be my wife. 122 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:20,060 Oh, my God. 123 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,320 You're the only woman for me. 124 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:27,340 Yeah, I want you to blow my nose and trim my eyebrows forever. 125 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,380 Yes. Yes, you'll marry me or yes, you'll blow my nose. 126 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,040 Yes, I'll marry you and I'll blow your nose and I'll trim your eyebrows and 127 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,040 pluck your back hair. 128 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:41,140 But right now I'm about to pee my pants. 129 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:45,480 I've wanted to hear those words for so long. 130 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Thank you, Jim. 131 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,620 Thank you for guiding me. 132 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,260 Actually, you're making a big mistake. 133 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:04,640 A mistake? 134 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:07,520 You just told me she was ready. 135 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,820 And, and she said yes. 136 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:12,840 Andy, trust me. I'm a great reader of people. 137 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:17,140 Emily was not excited about getting married. When a woman is excited, she 138 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:17,819 like this. 139 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,260 Yes, yes, oh my God, oh my God. 140 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:28,950 That's not her style. 141 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:32,370 Yeah. She's a 40 -year -old woman with two kids. She should be doing naked 142 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:33,370 cartwheels. 143 00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:35,650 I'm telling you, man. 144 00:08:43,409 --> 00:08:45,330 There's my guy. There's my girl. 145 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:47,350 Wash your hands? Yes. 146 00:08:48,630 --> 00:08:51,290 With soap and hot water? Yes. Then come here. 147 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:56,450 Oh, let's go out tonight and celebrate, huh? This is the first night of the rest 148 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:57,450 of our lives. 149 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,060 Tonight's a bad night for me. Oh, really? 150 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,560 Why? 151 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:03,060 I have a business meeting. 152 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,600 With whom? 153 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,660 A friend of mine. 154 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,460 Let's make tomorrow the first night of the rest of our lives. 155 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,500 Okay, yeah, we'll start tomorrow. That's what I do with my diet. 156 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,960 Yeah, those always work. 157 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,680 Okay, laters. 158 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,220 Ooh, I almost forgot my ring. 159 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:25,100 Uh, Emily. 160 00:09:25,550 --> 00:09:27,890 Oh, don't forget to wash my fingers before I put it on. 161 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:30,210 You're going to make such a good wife. 162 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:36,590 Too bad I really liked her, too. 163 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:38,370 What is wrong with you? 164 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:40,490 Nothing wrong with me. It's her. 165 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,350 All the signals are wrong. 166 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:47,210 What about this dinner thing? No, no. I think she wants out. Can I be happy for 167 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:48,450 five seconds, please? 168 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:50,170 Fine. 169 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:59,330 She's probably seen somebody else. Damn it! 170 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:03,090 Hey, listen. You want to know the truth? Let's just follow her to dinner and 171 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,090 find out the truth. No! 172 00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:09,230 Absolutely not. I love her. I trust her. I asked her to marry me. She said yes. 173 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:11,030 I don't need to know anything more. 174 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,790 Andy, if you trust her... 175 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:30,760 Passwords or e -mails? Come on. You want to check something? 176 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,000 I knew it. 177 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:53,980 Oh, excuse me. 178 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:59,340 Can you get the people to turn the music down? I'm having trouble eavesdropping 179 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,340 on my friends. 180 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,600 Turn up your hearing aid, Gramps. 181 00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:03,030 how much I care about you. 182 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:04,910 I know you do. 183 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:06,810 And I care about you. 184 00:12:07,150 --> 00:12:08,150 God, you look great. 185 00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:09,690 Thanks. 186 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:12,190 Jerry? Yeah? 187 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,930 I really, really want to do this. 188 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:17,990 Let's not wait another second. 189 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,030 Really? 190 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:24,090 Right here in the restaurant? Don't you want a little privacy? 191 00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:27,930 I suppose we could go back to my place. 192 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:39,139 Who is this guy? 193 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,340 Who is this guy? 194 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:43,420 I can't believe you're cheating on Andy with this guy. 195 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:47,480 I'm not cheating on Andy with Jerry. I'm technically cheating on Jerry with 196 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,420 Andy. Who's Andy? Who are you? 197 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,500 This is my husband. He owns the place. 198 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,080 You mean ex -husband? 199 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,520 Um, no. 200 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:04,360 This is very complicated. 201 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:09,330 I suppose we should just order. 202 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:19,970 Jerry and I separated two years ago, but I'm not actually technically legally 203 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:25,330 divorced. And then I met Andy and I really liked him and kind of sort of 204 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:29,610 lied about being actually technically legally divorced. 205 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:35,950 So doesn't that make you kind of legally technically skanky? 206 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:42,470 I know it looks bad, but I'm here tonight to finally make Jerry sign the 207 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:44,590 papers. Well, then what's stopping you? 208 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,990 I don't like to hurt people's feelings, and he's going to cry. 209 00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:50,710 Cry? So what? 210 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:55,650 Oh, it's not just crying. It's sobbing, convulsing, can't catch your breath. I 211 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:57,210 might throw up weeping. 212 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,650 Look, he just needs a man to talk to. 213 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:05,530 He'll be fine. Trust me. I'm a great reader of people. 214 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,230 Why don't you just sign and date her right here? 215 00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:25,370 Listen, 216 00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,330 I can tell that you're upset, man. 217 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,110 Take those away! 218 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:37,690 Listen, listen, you are a man. You've got to start acting like one. 219 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:54,530 celebrate. We could have some fries, maybe a shrimp basket. That's right. 220 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:57,050 I should be more of a man. 221 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:33,540 I need to talk to you. I need to speak to you. And I need to speak to you. And 222 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:35,860 need to speak to you. I would like to speak to you first. I'd like to speak to 223 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:36,539 Emily first. 224 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:39,400 And then I'd like to speak to you, then Emily, then you again. I can go first or 225 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,400 third, but I can't go second. 226 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,140 Everything okay? Yeah, great! 227 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,600 Fine, fine. You okay? 228 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,800 Oh, I'm terrific. 229 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,240 Hey, 230 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,460 why don't you wait in the kitchen? Why the kitchen? You want a beer. 231 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,360 Oh, you're right. I do want a beer. 232 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,040 Everything's better when you're engaged. 233 00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,560 Emily, we got a problem. 234 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,560 I talked to Jerry for hours and I couldn't get him to sign it. Oh, poo. 235 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,840 Poo? 236 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,220 Poo, you are engaged and married. 237 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,380 I think it warrants more than that and maybe a crap or a holy crap. 238 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,820 Emily, you have got to tell Andy about this. Oh, but that would crush him and I 239 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,040 don't want to hurt his feelings. 240 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:23,160 Look, either you tell him or I'm going to tell him. And Jerry said you owe him 241 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,400 $1 ,200 for that screen. 242 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,260 Sheriff, it's not my turn to speak. I can't wait any longer. Emily, I have 243 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,540 tickets on the next flight to Vegas. Let's get married. 244 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:38,560 Oh, yeah, Emily, what do you say to making Andy your one and only husband? 245 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:48,420 I say I can't wait to get married. 246 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,620 Let's go. 247 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:54,280 You know what? You two deserve each other. Oh, he's right. He's a great 248 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,280 of people. 249 00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:59,030 tracked you down. Is this him? 250 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:03,030 Well, you're a little bigger than I thought you'd be. 251 00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:06,569 Stay away from my wife! 252 00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:08,329 Who the hell is your wife? 253 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:09,670 I am. 254 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:13,490 This is Jerry, my not -quite -ex -husband. 255 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:16,670 Oh, my God. 256 00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:18,630 You're not divorced? 257 00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:23,150 I'm shocked, Emily. 258 00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:25,849 What do you mean you're not divorced? 259 00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:30,910 Not actually technically, legally, but emotionally, there's nothing between us. 260 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:32,530 Nothing but my heart and soul. 261 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:33,730 I love you. 262 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,260 you guys are in this mess is because Emily here is afraid to hurt people's 263 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,260 feelings. 264 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,960 And thank the Lord that he put me on this earth. 265 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,780 It's true. It's his gift. 266 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,740 Andy and Emily are engaged. 267 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,820 She does not love you. 268 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,820 And you are not leaving this house until you sign those divorce papers. 269 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,760 And Andy and Emily have agreed to split the $1 ,200. 270 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,120 Is this true, Emily? 271 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,960 You're engaged? 272 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:49,140 Yes. 273 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,600 I love him and I want to marry him. 274 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:52,880 What happens to me? 275 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:59,060 I don't give a poo what happens to you. 276 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:03,320 Look, Emily, we're adults here. 277 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:04,540 Enough with the poo. 278 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,680 I don't give a holy crap what happens to you. 279 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,420 Please sign these papers so I can get on with my life. 280 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:25,660 Okay. 281 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,300 I guess I have to accept that. 282 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:34,760 That's it? No crying? 283 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:36,900 No. 284 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:41,460 I'm a man, and it's about time I started acting like one. 285 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,040 I'm very happy for you two. 286 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,320 Gee, 287 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,760 did you let that one go? 288 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,040 Thanks, Jim. 289 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,660 So it's settled. We're getting married. 290 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,580 Whoa. Hold on. 291 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:12,700 A lot has just dropped in my lap here. Could I have five seconds to process the 292 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,240 fact that you're still married and you lied to me? 293 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,300 Fine. 294 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,140 Okay, Vegas, here we come. 295 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,300 What do you say? Bet Midler, then marriage? 296 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,020 What are you, too, crazy? 297 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,179 Oh, Jim's right. 298 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,400 Marriage, then Midler. You build to Midler. 299 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,500 Yes, let's go. Let's go. 300 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,220 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 301 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,360 Bad move. 302 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,540 Would you stop saying that? I'm going to kill you. 303 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,400 Listen, I can tell. 304 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:45,900 She wants to have a real wedding. She doesn't want to go to Vegas. 305 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,180 Really? 306 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,060 Jim's right. 307 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:52,060 Jerry and I got married in Vegas. 308 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,519 See? 309 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,360 And Carl, my first husband. 310 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,280 Carl? 311 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,100 Carl? 312 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,560 I didn't see that coming. 313 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,800 And I'm a good reader of people. 314 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,380 I never heard about Carl! 22061