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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,600 Previously on According to Jim. Well, I have a romantic ace in the hole right 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,180 here. Is that the tape? 3 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:12,220 The mixtape that Cheryl made for me on our third date. And over the years, this 4 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:14,900 tape became the soundtrack for our fairytale lives. 5 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:16,380 Remember this? 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,680 Oh my God! 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,860 Jim, is that our mixtape? Yeah! 8 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:21,300 This is amazing! 9 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:23,260 Come on, let's hear it. 10 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,000 Oh, honey, that's just CD. We don't have a tape deck. 11 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:32,460 I had it made into a CD. They just boosted all the levels. It sounds really 12 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,360 clear. I love you, Cheryl. 13 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:36,780 That's my ex -boyfriend, Chad. 14 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:41,580 Why is Chad on a mixtape you made for Jim? Because I didn't make it for Jim. 15 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,500 Chad made it for me. 16 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:51,940 Oh, baby. 17 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:58,300 Why did you give Jim a mixtape that your ex -boyfriend made for you? I didn't. 18 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:01,520 Jim came to pick me up for a date and he was just sitting there. 19 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,040 Blues for my baby? 20 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:11,780 Wow. 21 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,640 Elbert Cowan? 22 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,080 Delbert McClinton? 23 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:17,100 That a James? 24 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:23,080 Joe, this is the nicest thing anyone's ever made for me. 25 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,480 Thank you. 26 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,460 You should have seen the look on his face. 27 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:33,180 It really touched me. 28 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,940 The look on his face? 29 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:37,320 Cheryl, couldn't you just get a house full of cats? 30 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,480 They make faces and they're clean. 31 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:42,860 Seriously. 32 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,820 I saw something in Jim I hadn't seen before. 33 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,480 I couldn't tell him Chad made the tape for me. He would have felt awful. 34 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:53,140 Well, not as awful as he's going to feel when he hears the new bonus track, I 35 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,140 love you, Cheryl. 36 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,900 Yeah, I dated Elmer Fudd. We hunted Wabbit. 37 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:01,100 What am I going to do? 38 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,020 Gas tank full in the minivan? 39 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,560 I'm not running away. 40 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,940 Are you sure, Cheryl? Women with husbands a lot better than yours do it 41 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:09,940 day. 42 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,860 All right. 43 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:16,700 How about... 44 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,560 You and Jim don't get along. 45 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:40,480 Jim, something horrible happened. 46 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,220 Honey, I lit a match. 47 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:48,840 I was making you a smoothie, and the CD fell in the blender. It's ruined 48 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,840 forever. 49 00:02:51,060 --> 00:02:53,440 Oh, baby, don't you worry about that. 50 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:58,640 You know what? It costs the same amount of money to make one copy of the CD as 51 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:59,640 it was to make... 52 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:07,770 I sold one to Andy and the whole thing paid for itself. 53 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,810 Wow, 50 copies, huh? 54 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,250 Wow, you really thought everything. 55 00:03:15,450 --> 00:03:16,670 Your man is a genius. 56 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:22,510 Now, where were we? Ah, yes. 57 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:24,610 We were talking about romance. 58 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,270 Shall we continue? 59 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:32,430 We shall. 60 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,580 Wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? 61 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,360 This is a very special moment. 62 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,760 I want it, dear. 63 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,100 Okay, you need to. 64 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:43,860 I feel like the music's too loud. 65 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,280 It has to be. 66 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,480 Remember last week, Cal thought we had a bear living in here? 67 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,540 Cheryl, come on. You are hard to handle. 68 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,600 You know what, honey? 69 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:11,120 I can't wait longer. 70 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:12,420 Take me now. 71 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,880 Honey, that is too low. I'm going to hear my knee creak. 72 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:24,900 Cheryl, you know what? 73 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:30,520 I should say this more often, but... I love you, Cheryl. 74 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:51,000 too jim what was that you said i love you cheryl and 75 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:57,040 i said i love you too you didn't say i love you cheryl what 76 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:02,700 why not you love me now i'm upset 77 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:07,580 cheryl i did not say i love you cheryl that wasn't me 78 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,360 That wasn't me saying I love you, Cheryl. 79 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,660 I love you, Cheryl. 80 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,820 I love you, Cheryl. 81 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:38,980 You, Cheryl. 82 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:46,500 Okay. You know how they say every time you laugh, it adds seven minutes to your 83 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,500 life? 84 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:50,240 Well, this is going to add like two weeks. 85 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:54,070 voice on the tape? 86 00:05:54,510 --> 00:05:56,450 It was my ex -boyfriend, Chad. 87 00:05:57,950 --> 00:06:02,350 Because, because, because, wait, because I didn't make that tape for you. 88 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:04,590 Chad made it for me. 89 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:12,330 It doesn't work if you keep all those laughs inside. 90 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:17,070 Chairman, you gave me this tape. 91 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:23,580 No, actually, you found it and assumed it was for you. Now, Let's have a good 92 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:24,820 laugh, then go have sex. 93 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,140 Oh, oh, I know. 94 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,280 Sandwich. 95 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:36,260 Cheryl, our whole lives have been centered around this tape. Every special 96 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:39,860 moment. And now you're telling me this tape is a lie? 97 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:42,220 What else in our life is a lie? 98 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,860 The children, are they mine? 99 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:48,260 I knew they were too good looking. 100 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:52,660 Mama, I know I should have told you about the tape, but... 101 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,640 loved it so much and you know the more we listened to it the more it really did 102 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:03,160 become our tape please believe me i'd like to believe you if i knew who you 103 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:09,620 seriously cheryl for all i know you could be reporting our whole life to 104 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:15,360 handler in moscow are you not a communist spy oh right 105 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,980 conrad 106 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,720 of Russia, I'm just a little too smart for her. 107 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,260 Do you even listen to yourself? 108 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,840 Oh, come on, honey. 109 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:34,500 Can't we just forget this and resume our romantic evening? 110 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:38,040 Cheryl, I will be in the backyard destroying these CDs. 111 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,620 The dream is dead. 112 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:46,800 Oh. 113 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:48,060 My. 114 00:07:51,950 --> 00:07:53,430 There never was a smoothie, was there? 115 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:09,130 Sounded pretty good. 116 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:10,950 Yeah, we found it pretty good. 117 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:14,010 You stopped singing halfway through and just stared at your shoes. 118 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:16,930 It's a blues song. 119 00:08:17,170 --> 00:08:18,170 I got depressed. 120 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:21,980 What do you guys want to play next? 121 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,420 I want If You Love Me Like You Say. 122 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:24,980 Pick another song. 123 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:27,240 Um, what about I Want Your Love? 124 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,260 Let's try another one. How about I'm With You? 125 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:32,419 Let's just pick another damn song. 126 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,200 Oh, I get it. 127 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:37,679 Those songs make you miss Chad. 128 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,580 I told you that in confidence. 129 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,980 Yeah, I know, but they're your friends, Jim. I thought they might heal your 130 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:48,980 pain. 131 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,840 Also, I thought it'd be really funny. 132 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,560 What does it matter who made some stupid mixtape? 133 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:58,660 I don't know, guys. 134 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:04,720 Jim, if I may, man, this is just like Flashdance. 135 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:11,300 Flashdance gets into a big ballet company, and then she realizes it's all 136 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,360 because her rich boyfriend pulled some strings. 137 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,080 Is that it, Jim? 138 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:17,900 Is it like Flashdance? 139 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:21,880 Kind of. 140 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:24,820 What did Flashdance do? 141 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:30,180 I'll tell you what she did. She put on some leg warmers and danced her heart 142 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:31,180 out. 143 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,780 There you go, Jim, the answer to your problems. 144 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,120 Oh, come on. 145 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,040 Go ahead, Jim. Be a maniac. 146 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,680 You guys aren't helping me at all. 147 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,620 Knock it off! 148 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,759 Come on! 149 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,860 Jim, you can't expect us not to laugh at this story. 150 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,840 You don't know the whole story. 151 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,360 Neither does Cheryl. 152 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,780 And I'm going to tell her. Andy, the door. 153 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,520 What a feeling. 154 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,020 Cheryl? 155 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,440 We need to talk. 156 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,960 I know, honey. I should have told you about the tape. No, no, no, no. Stop 157 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,320 there. There's something I've been wanting to get off my chest. 158 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:22,670 I was hoping I'd never have to tell you, but there's another reason that tape is 159 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:23,670 important to me. 160 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:26,230 Party! 161 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:27,730 Okay. 162 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:29,310 Suzy, sit down. Sit down. 163 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,950 All right, look. You sit tight, all right? 164 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:34,490 I've got to go talk to this chick Cheryl for a second. 165 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:42,050 Hey, what's a sensitive way of saying I'm dumping you because you won't put 166 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:44,710 I wouldn't know. 167 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,600 But you wouldn't. 168 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,640 That's why you're here. 169 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:55,840 Hey. 170 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:58,640 Wait till they get a load of me. 171 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000 What? 172 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,160 The Joker. From Batman. Don't you get it? 173 00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:08,820 Oh, right. 174 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,420 It's hilarious. 175 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:14,860 Hey, Mr. Queenie. 176 00:11:16,569 --> 00:11:17,630 Beanie. Beanie. 177 00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:20,710 I really love cats. 178 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:25,250 Hey, Cheryl, I was thinking. 179 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,170 Me too. 180 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:29,570 Is that out of James' plane? 181 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:31,890 Oh, it's a mixtape. 182 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:37,130 If it weren't for that tape, I would have said, I'm thinking we should see 183 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,550 people who aren't each other. Hasta la vista, baby. 184 00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:43,430 You were going to dump me? 185 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:45,590 Yeah. 186 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:51,800 I mean, I figured we'd part as friends and leave the door open for a 2 a .m. 187 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,800 booty call, you know. 188 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,640 Wow. Wow, yeah. 189 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,880 Well, I just thought you deserved to know the whole story. 190 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:01,940 No more secrets. 191 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:04,220 Right, good. 192 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:11,280 You know, as long as we're being honest, there's something you should know. 193 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,340 Okay, how's that? 194 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:16,330 I think he needs to be higher. I want to look just like Debbie Gibson. 195 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:21,510 Well, you can have her ponytail, but only God hands out that kind of talent. 196 00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:24,850 Oh, I can't wait for the second album. 197 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:28,950 Can we go already? 198 00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:34,990 WrestleMania 2 starts in less than an hour, and this Hulkamaniac doesn't want 199 00:12:34,990 --> 00:12:36,470 be in the back of the line with all the losers. 200 00:12:37,859 --> 00:12:40,200 Yeah, you know, you guys should probably go anyway, because Jim's going to be 201 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,780 here to pick me up soon. Oh, relax, Cheryl. It's not like we're going to be 202 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,360 hanging around you the rest of our lives. 203 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,900 What you going to do, brother? 204 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:53,780 Huh? What you going to do when the largest arms in the world go wild on 205 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,740 Why don't you take the back stairs? 206 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:03,160 Want me to show you the atomic leg drop? Don't touch me. 207 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,260 Don't worry, Mr. Feeney. 208 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:09,310 One day I'll get married and take you away from those two. 209 00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:15,410 Hello? Oh, hey, Mom. 210 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,570 Nothing. I'm just waiting for that guy, Jim, to pick me up. 211 00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:21,870 I don't know. Probably back to the arcade to play Frogger. 212 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:24,310 Yeah, I know. 213 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:25,990 I'm breaking up with him tonight. 214 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:29,670 He's cute, but I just really want a guy with more depth, you know? 215 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:34,610 That's a great idea. I'm totally going to give him Dana's number. 216 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,210 Okay, I gotta go. Okay, bye -bye. 217 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:42,470 Excuse me, Mr. Bean. 218 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:45,870 I really thought I was gonna break up with you. 219 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,470 But I just wasn't sure. 220 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:49,570 Hey. 221 00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:52,090 Wait till they get a load of me. 222 00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:57,690 I knew I was making the right decision when you did the whole Batman thing. 223 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:02,030 But then you found the tape and I saw a whole new side of you. 224 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:06,070 I mean, the way you talked about music made me realize there was a depth to you 225 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:07,070 I just hadn't seen before. 226 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:09,430 This music is so great. 227 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:13,990 I mean, it's just powerful and sexy and passionate. 228 00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:20,250 It's honest. It's raw. It's painful. It's humorous. It's just... When I 229 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,630 to it, I just... I feel it all through my body. 230 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:27,450 I can't tell you what this means to me. 231 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:31,930 I started thinking, I'm not going to dump this guy. 232 00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:34,410 I'm going to fall for this guy. 233 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,570 And I did. 234 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,780 Keep... those lips away from me just about. 235 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,800 What's wrong? 236 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,680 You were going to dump me? 237 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:47,980 Well, you were going to dump me too, remember? 238 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,400 I was lying. 239 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:54,280 Hey, Tony, guess where I'm calling you from? 240 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,120 The car. 241 00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,460 Yeah, I'm a new cellular phone. 242 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,120 Hey, listen, I'm not going to make band practice tonight. I got a date with 243 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,120 Cheryl. 244 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,780 I know, I know the band is on the brink of greatness, but Cheryl's a stone -cold 245 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,780 fox. 246 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,740 Yeah. Well, I just hope she's as into it as I am. 247 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:20,580 What? 248 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,100 Well, that's hysterical. 249 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,020 Yeah, I'll use it. 250 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,860 Wait till they get a load of me. 251 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,600 Yeah, yeah, that's gonna kill. 252 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:41,710 something up to make me feel bad? I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, 253 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,390 I was trying to make myself feel better. 254 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,310 Now we both feel bad. Are we even? 255 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:52,770 Well, technically, you lied about the tape and then you were going to dump me. 256 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,610 So you're ahead two to one. 257 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:59,450 You didn't stop doing that Batman thing for five years. 258 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,370 Trust me, we're even. 259 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,050 Why did he get a load of me? 260 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:11,960 That's funny. 261 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:25,860 What you reading? 262 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,720 Secret Life of Bees. 263 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,420 Oh, good. 264 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:33,060 Somebody's got to keep an eye on those bees. 265 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,320 Them and the dolphins. 266 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,020 They're always smiling like they know something. 267 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,940 Maybe they're communist spies, Jim. 268 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,920 Oh, Cheryl. 269 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:49,880 Cheryl. 270 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,240 Look. 271 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,980 Making up that story about dumping you was a rotten thing to do. 272 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:05,180 But I need some help here, Cheryl. I'm stuck. I can't get out of this. This 273 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,760 thing about Chad and this tape. 274 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Jim. 275 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,000 That tape's not important now. What's important is you and me and the life we 276 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 built together. 277 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:18,420 I know, I know, but ever since we started dating, I always thought you 278 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:23,040 hot for me as I was for you. And I had a mixtape of love songs to prove it. 279 00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:27,319 Now the proof is just a lie. 280 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,300 Oh, honey. 281 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,020 Is it really a lie? 282 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,040 Is it just... Two people trying to make a connection. 283 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,960 So, I told you I made you that tape. 284 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,100 I also told you I like sports. 285 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,140 And I told you I love cats. 286 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,020 And I also said that I wanted to get to know you better before we slept 287 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,020 together. 288 00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:10,470 If I could go back in time and make that tape for you, I would. 289 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,250 You just can't change the past. 290 00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:15,430 I know. 291 00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:17,630 I know I'm being ridiculous. 292 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:19,870 It's been a long time. 293 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,350 We love each other and our marriage is perfect. 294 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:26,670 It really is. Except for that big mixtape with Jack! 295 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:32,090 You're not going to let this go, are you? I want to. If I could, I would, 296 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,990 But, you know, my mind won't let me let it go and my hands are tied. 297 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200 Can't get in there. 298 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,500 God, Jim. 299 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,600 It was so long ago. 300 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,720 No, no, no. 301 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,220 It was. It was really a long time ago. 302 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:59,020 I mean, it was so long ago. I don't even know if we're remembering it right. 303 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,780 Really? 304 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:05,260 Yeah, I mean, you know what I think about it? 305 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,800 It really bugged me that you went on and on about that stupid tape. 306 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:13,180 And you didn't even notice the purple sweater I wore just for you. 307 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:15,860 What purple sweater? 308 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,060 The one I wore on our first date. 309 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,440 And you really, really liked it, so I wore it that night especially for you. 310 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:27,820 I don't remember any purple sweater. 311 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,600 Okay. 312 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:33,040 Okay. Do you remember staring at my boobs? 313 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:39,060 I didn't think you noticed. 314 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,410 Can you go back and picture them? 315 00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:46,790 Oh, purple sweater! 316 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,230 Right! 317 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:54,370 And I wore it that night because... Because you were as hot for me as I was 318 00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:55,370 you. Yeah. 319 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,590 So it wasn't about the tape at all. 320 00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:02,950 Honey, the tape was just background music for the sweater. 321 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,370 Right. 322 00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:06,530 The purple sweater. 323 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:08,790 Going away. 324 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,000 No one's ever gotten me before. 325 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,040 Thank you. 326 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,340 You wanna dance? 327 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,340 Well, aren't we going out? 328 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,540 I like the sweater story. 329 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,640 Well, it is the beginning of our fairytale life together. 330 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,380 That's a good sweater. 331 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:58,100 Yeah. Got me a husband, and it was incredibly warm. 332 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,640 You gotta get another one of those. Where did you get it? 333 00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:04,780 Um... Oh. 334 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,640 Oh, my God, Chad. It's beautiful. 335 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,340 I love you, Cheryl. 336 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,200 You know, I'll never get tired of hearing that. 337 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,440 My mom gave it to me. 338 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,080 Remind me to thank her. 339 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,039 Yeah, don't bother. 340 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,040 No? 23983