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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,729 --> 00:00:04,470 Go Bulls! Come on, you can do it! Hey, come on, they're on fire tonight. 2 00:00:04,470 --> 00:00:05,470 only down by 17. 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,090 Let's go play outside. 4 00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:09,390 The Bulls stink. 5 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:10,590 What? 6 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:12,550 They do not stink. 7 00:00:13,190 --> 00:00:14,870 They're just rebuilding this year. 8 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,510 Hey, Nate, we're on offense. 9 00:00:17,890 --> 00:00:18,890 Dribble, dribble, dribble! 10 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:23,610 Hey, guys. 11 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,390 Sarah, the Bulls are losing! 12 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:27,370 My mistake. 13 00:00:29,149 --> 00:00:30,970 There you go, three comeback sandwiches. 14 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:34,610 Oh, yes, these babies helped beat the Pistons in 91. 15 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:37,630 Hey, where's the ham? It won't work without the ham. 16 00:00:38,710 --> 00:00:42,350 I'll take it. You know, I'm starting to think these silly superstitions are just 17 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:43,350 to... Cheryl! 18 00:00:45,890 --> 00:00:49,930 You know, I'm starting to think these silly superstitions are just an excuse 19 00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:51,390 you guys to stuff your faces. 20 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:54,410 Cheryl, there is nothing silly about what we're doing. 21 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:56,370 Oh, we're on defense. Hands up, hands up. 22 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:23,110 And I said, I sure do, Cindy Lou Who, but not the Jim you're thinking of. 23 00:01:23,490 --> 00:01:25,710 Give up the love, my funky, fresh brother! 24 00:01:30,630 --> 00:01:34,870 First, we went to the gym. And then we went to the gym! 25 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:41,190 Yeah, it's a pretty straight line. 26 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:47,280 You know, it's so sweet of you guys to stop by, but I'm... Fortunately, we're 27 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,380 just on our way out. We're just going to go get... Massages. Ice cream. 28 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,340 Ice cream, massages. It's very relaxing. 29 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,480 Oh, gosh. 30 00:01:57,740 --> 00:02:01,200 Every time we drop in, it's right as you're heading out, sad face. 31 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,960 Just one minute remaining. The Bulls are on a 15 -point run. 32 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,560 My God, it's a miracle. 33 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:13,360 Look, Rumpelstiltskin basketball, huh? Hey, do you know, we met when we were 34 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,480 cheerleaders in college. 35 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Uh -oh. 36 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,380 Let's just move this little flea market treasure out of the way. 37 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,240 Defense! Defense! 38 00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:25,580 Rah! Rah! Rah! 39 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,220 Their team's coach wears a big pink bra! 40 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:29,700 Yeah! Woo! 41 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,000 Yeah! Woo! 42 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:33,660 Woo! 43 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:37,520 Whoa! Unbelievable! The Bulls just tied it up! 44 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:43,060 What? They've been getting killed all night until... The Devlins came. 45 00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:46,550 Do another cheer. Quick! 46 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:00,630 of the afternoon. 47 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:39,640 and you're worried about our lives? 48 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,340 How selfish can you be? 49 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:48,860 You know what? I put up with the bull's pillow. I respected the Cubs' goat 50 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:52,040 curse. I even looked the other way when you insisted on watching the NFL draft 51 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,200 in my maternity underwear. 52 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:59,020 Cheryl, everyone in that bar was behind me. Jeff, you have a problem! 53 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,220 I do not have a problem! 54 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,080 Fine. Then watch the next game without the Devlins. 55 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,149 Thank you, honey. 56 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:25,150 Not a problem. 57 00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:29,350 What a big pile of sand. 58 00:05:33,690 --> 00:05:36,710 37 seconds remaining, and the Bulls are down by five. 59 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:38,930 Oh, isn't this an exciting game, huh? 60 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:41,450 And so much more fun without the Devlins. 61 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:46,090 We're just down by five. We can do this. Yeah, yeah, we don't need the stupid 62 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:48,670 Devlins. Hey, let's do our own cheer. Yeah. 63 00:05:49,010 --> 00:05:50,870 Go Bulls. Go, go, go. 64 00:05:51,130 --> 00:05:53,710 And then go some more. And then go, go. 65 00:05:55,630 --> 00:06:00,430 Gordon throws up a Hail Mary. 66 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:06,250 No good. And a Pacers win, ending the Bulls' six -game winning streak. 67 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:10,430 Okay, honey, honey. I'm sorry, but you do know it has nothing to do with the 68 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:11,590 Devlins not being here. 69 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:12,769 I know. 70 00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:14,530 Okay. I know. 71 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:17,310 Because it's your fault. 72 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:19,530 All of your fault. 73 00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:20,930 Yeah, that's right. 74 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,760 talking about? I'll tell you what I'm talking about. The Bulls won six 75 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,300 championships when we lived on Taylor Street. Then Cheryl wanted to move here 76 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,240 because of the good schools. And then zip! 77 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:34,500 Take it easy, man. 78 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,460 No, no, you take it easy, man. 79 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:41,280 What about you? Growing your goatee in 93, you spooked Jordan and he went to 80 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,280 baseball. 81 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,240 It was disastrous for both of you. 82 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:50,120 And you, you, when you got that perm, you made Phil Jackson all self 83 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,240 about his weird hair. 84 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,980 Yes, Cheryl. I'm a genius. I can listen and talk at the same time. 85 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,880 I want my tablets. 86 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:07,280 I want my tablets. 87 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:10,140 All right, all right. Move aside. He needs some tough love. 88 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,060 You disgust me. 89 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:18,880 Cheryl, he has a perky two -headed monkey on his back. Turn away if you're 90 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:36,130 But your obsession with sports is hurting people. 91 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:38,050 Well, then why are my cheeks sore? 92 00:07:39,190 --> 00:07:42,730 Because we need to knock some sense into you. Hey, hey, hey, hey! 93 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:44,970 So help me God, Jim. 94 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:50,390 Okay, Jim. 95 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,350 Okay, think about it this way. 96 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:54,670 What? What if you had a drinking problem? 97 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:56,890 What would you do? 98 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:58,770 Switch to beer? 99 00:08:00,850 --> 00:08:02,390 No, you'd quit. 100 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,440 So what's the non -alcoholic version of basketball? 101 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,480 Women's basketball. 102 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,980 No! No basketball! 103 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,420 Jim, you've got to stop watching the bowls. 104 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:16,300 At least for a little while. 105 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,500 No balls? 106 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:21,680 Oh, baby, I know. 107 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:25,200 I know it's hard, but it's for your own good. 108 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,220 Well, I am getting a little crazy. 109 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,039 I've got to do something about it. 110 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:35,090 No Bulls. 111 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:37,530 No Devlins. 112 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:40,750 Don't you remember? 113 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:44,370 No. 114 00:08:46,730 --> 00:08:48,210 We're going to get through this. 115 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,900 This is fun watching the game in a motel. Oh, yeah. I'm glad you're getting 116 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:16,560 house fumigated. And the best part, as soon as the game's over, we hit the 117 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,280 Cannonball! 118 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,500 So, you guys want to meet here for the next game? 119 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,320 On Saturday? 120 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,759 That's weird. 121 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,400 We had our house fumigated. We moved back in after two days. 122 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,740 Well, I'm getting the whole package. You know, termites. 123 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,040 Cobras, tigers. 124 00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:42,360 This is impossible. 125 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,460 Do you smell something burning? 126 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:46,980 I sure do, San Francisco. 127 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:52,540 Because a certain liar liar's pants are on fire. 128 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,940 He's staying in a cheap motel. He hasn't showered in days. 129 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:58,960 Oh, my God. 130 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,280 You left Cheryl! 131 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,160 No, damn it! No! 132 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,920 No. Easy, easy. 133 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,860 I didn't believe my wife. 134 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:14,600 Please. Something's rotten in the state of Jim Mark. 135 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,560 We're not watching another minute of this game until you tell us the truth. 136 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,380 This breakup has been the hardest thing I've ever been through. 137 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,880 Oh, my God. 138 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:34,200 This bed wasn't covered in the crust of a thousand illicit affairs. I would 139 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,240 throw myself on it and cry. 140 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:42,160 Looks like you both need a good... cry guess that's why god gave me two big 141 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:49,140 broad shoulders thanks a lot tim sylvania 142 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:56,140 uh can i ask you guys 143 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:57,560 a favor anything 144 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:09,270 You think you can keep this from Cheryl? 145 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:13,630 Because, you know, she's really having a hard time, and I just want her to be 146 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:18,930 happy. I mean, think about it. We got the playoffs to look forward to. What 147 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,150 she have to live for? 148 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,110 The children? 149 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:23,870 Yeah, yeah, right. The children. 150 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:30,150 You know, 151 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,530 I'd love having a TV on Saturday now that Jim's not watching the game. 152 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:37,550 Did you know... The Spice Channel is not about cooking. 153 00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:43,670 Speaking of the Spice Channel, what's Jim been doing with the time? 154 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:46,350 You're not going to believe it. He joined a gym. 155 00:11:46,630 --> 00:11:50,010 Really? Yes, he's upstairs getting ready to go swimming right now. 156 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:51,230 Oh, my God. I know. 157 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:56,650 Wow, this cold weather really does a number on your hair. 158 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,320 This is Josh Kosh Bagosh. 159 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,020 Nice to meet you. 160 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,660 I prefer Josh. 161 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,420 Tim knows that. 162 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:17,040 Hi, I'm Dana. 163 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:18,199 Whoa, whoa. 164 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,000 Easy there, single girl. 165 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,940 Why don't you go make some tea? He's for Cheryl. 166 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,240 Actually, I am not single. I have a boyfriend. 167 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,900 He's a doctor. 168 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,560 And he does great work. Now, let's go. 169 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:39,690 What do you guys do here? It's almost three o 'clock. 170 00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:42,250 Not that that means anything. 171 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:48,910 Hey there, Jimbalaya. What are you doing here? Oh, you know, just visiting my 172 00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:52,030 kids and everybody because, you know, this is my house. 173 00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:53,650 Yeah. 174 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:56,450 I'd like you to meet my brother, Josh. 175 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,050 My name's Josh. 176 00:12:58,530 --> 00:12:59,530 Just Josh. 177 00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:06,210 I just got out of a relationship, but I think I'm ready to date again. 178 00:13:09,869 --> 00:13:10,869 Okay. 179 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:14,230 I'm on the decorations committee for the school dance. 180 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,250 Hey! 181 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:20,390 You know what? I don't think I've shown you our new hummingbird feeders, Cindy 182 00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:21,390 Cindy Bang Bang. 183 00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:27,370 What's going on? You're supposed to meet me at the motel. We wanted to drop off 184 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:28,470 Josh for Cheryl first. 185 00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:31,130 There's no way we can enjoy the game knowing she'd be all alone. 186 00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:32,670 What? 187 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:35,410 Yeah. See, Josh Ashana is single. 188 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:38,650 So we thought one plus one equals... 189 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,590 You're setting up Cheryl with Tim's brother? 190 00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:44,410 Yeah. What were you thinking? 191 00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:46,350 Oh, I'm sorry. 192 00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:48,950 Are you not ready for Cheryl to see other people? 193 00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,350 Of course I am! 194 00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:55,190 The game is at 3 o 'clock. We're not going to have time to go see it at the 195 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:56,450 hotel. We're going to have to see it here. 196 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,790 Oh, potentially awkward. 197 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:01,370 Yeah. 198 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,110 We've got to get these lovebirds out of here. 199 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,940 Let's just not tell Cheryl about the setup, okay? She might not react in a 200 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:13,940 favorable way. 201 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,440 Hey, you know what? 202 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,740 Cindy just told me about this great Chinese place up the interstate. 203 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,120 Josh, why don't you take Cheryl there? 204 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,080 Without you? 205 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,480 Cheryl's got to swim. 206 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,780 I'm going to go help Dana in the kitchen. 207 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,099 I'm sorry. 208 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,100 Who are you again? 209 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,130 I'm the husband. 210 00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:42,090 Don't worry, it's cool. 211 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:47,590 Hey, everybody's acting really weird out there. 212 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,610 Well, you have three Devlins in your house. I'm surprised everyone's still 213 00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:52,610 wearing their pants. 214 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:59,630 Cheryl, the little bird just told me Josh really likes you. 215 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:13,850 know Jim's living in a motel. We've been there for the last four Bulls games. 216 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:22,910 So, now that I'm single, you want to set me up with Josh. 217 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:26,830 And Jim is being super supportive. 218 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,730 He just wants to be happy. 219 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:34,070 That man is a saint. 220 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,790 I don't know why you slipped around on him. 221 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,880 Interstate 194 north to the fourth exit. 222 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:47,340 Chinese restaurant. 223 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:52,120 You know, Josh, I am on the move for Chinese. Let's go out. 224 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,620 Great. I think we should take my van. 225 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,080 Only if it has shag carpeting. 226 00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,960 Even on the ceiling. 227 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:05,840 Wow. Shag carpeting and Chinese food? How will I ever come back to this? 228 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,260 Wait. Wait, Cheryl. Cheryl, wait. 229 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,820 It's cold out. Grab a coat. 230 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:19,220 Yes! Yes! One minute to spare. Perfect timing. 231 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:20,940 Oh, my God. 232 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,760 I hope the bulls appreciate what I'm doing. 233 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,340 Are you freaking kidding me? 234 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,320 You're going to let me go out on a date? 235 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,280 Come on. It's not like you're going to do anything. 236 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,840 Hey, you told me she was easy. 237 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:36,760 Excuse me. 238 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,900 Three kids and pushing 35. Frankly, you're a tough sell. 239 00:16:43,329 --> 00:16:47,590 Tim, Cindy, I really appreciate all you've done for me. 240 00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:52,810 And if I do leave Jim, which is looking more and more likely, 241 00:16:53,190 --> 00:17:00,030 Josh will definitely be on my short list. But for now, I really think I'm 242 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:01,230 to stay and work on my marriage. 243 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,310 Well, I'm still in the mood for Chinese food. 244 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,690 Later. 245 00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:07,270 Josh, wait, wait! 246 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,970 I hate for you to eat alone. 247 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:16,240 We are going to work on our marriage, even if it takes all night. 248 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,420 God, this is just like watching one of my soaps. 249 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,060 Looks like we've sown a crop of joy here, Timmy Appleseed. 250 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,980 Let's go home. We're going to have some makeup. 251 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,960 But we didn't have a fight. 252 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:30,819 Yes, we did. 253 00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:31,940 No, we didn't. Yes, we did. 254 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,360 No, we didn't. You win. 255 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,240 Looks like we have some things to talk about. 256 00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,460 Yes, we do. 257 00:17:57,140 --> 00:18:00,220 Yes, we do. And as soon as we watch a game, I'm all ears. 258 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:03,200 Jim, are you sure you want to go for that remote? 259 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,640 Yeah. 260 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,580 That's what makes me think that I'm not learning anything. 261 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:16,020 Okay. You do care about our marriage, right? Yes, I do. 262 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:20,260 I mean, 99 times out of 100, I wouldn't let you go out with another guy. 263 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,300 But this is for the bulls. 264 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,580 and for the people of Chicago and the greater metropolitan area. 265 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,180 Gonna help the people of Chicago move to Detroit. 266 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:34,940 Jim, you're acting crazy. I am crazy, Cheryl. 267 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:39,220 And there's a madman and a crazy man down the street wearing the same Bulls 268 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:42,880 underwear for the whole season. And there's another guy across town hopping 269 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:47,020 one leg when the Bulls are on offense. All over the city, people are doing 270 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,820 stupid things because they believe, Cheryl. 271 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:54,060 And if there's enough stupid... people out there acting like idiots and doing 272 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:58,780 stupid things, then maybe we can bring the Bulls all the way to the playoffs. 273 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:06,860 Jim, you threw me into the arms of a stranger. You are out of control. 274 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,220 What are you thinking? 275 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,220 I'm thinking about what the score is right now. 276 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:23,550 Problems? Yeah. 277 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,210 You're putting your love of sports ahead of your love of your wife and your 278 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,210 family. Don't ask me to give up sports. 279 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:32,210 Jim, I'm not. I'm not. I wouldn't ask you to give up sports, Jim. 280 00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:33,930 It's part of who you are. 281 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,710 You've always been a little crazy when it came to sports. 282 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:37,950 Yes. 283 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,450 I just love you so much. 284 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:42,930 Okay, so we're good, right? 285 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:45,750 No, no, no. 286 00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:47,090 Jim. What? 287 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,140 I need you to go back to your normal crazy. 288 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,980 Before you were meeting people we can't stand in motel rooms or sending me off 289 00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,180 on the interstate with some guy in his good times van. 290 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,140 Yeah, that might have been bad. 291 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:08,000 Look, I'm never going to get that crazy again. 292 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,300 All right. 293 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,500 That's all I ask. 294 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,440 Can I watch a game now? 295 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:22,530 If you can do it with a modicum of sanity, be my guest. 296 00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:27,090 Oh, an inauspicious start for the Bulls as the Charlotte... Damn it, they're 297 00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:28,090 down! 298 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:34,010 But I'm cool with it, baby. 299 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:37,350 Saw the Devlin's car in the driveway. 300 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:40,010 I thought you were going to give them up. You promised. 301 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,670 What about me, huh? 302 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,370 I can be good luck. 303 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,050 I can be a Devlin. 304 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,080 Those bikini briefs. 22177