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Hey, Daddy? Yes, my dove?
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Can we hold umbrellas and jump off the
garage?
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No, you can't do that. That's too
dangerous.
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Then can we have popsicles?
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All right, all right. I see what you're
doing here. You're opening with
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something big so you can get something
smaller.
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I invented that.
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So can we? Absolutely. Well played.
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James? Andrew?
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I got some good news for you. What? You
and I are spending a glorious weekend at
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Fritz Krewer's cabin up in Wisconsin.
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Wow, that place is supposed to be great.
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How did you get it? Fritz and I ended up
in a high -stakes dice game last night.
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You playing craps with one of our
clients?
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Craps? Please, we're not roustabouts.
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We played a gentleman's game of skill,
Dungeons and Dragons.
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Well, you better be careful out in the
woods. You know, it's still nerd season.
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It's okay. They give a special vest.
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All right, so when are we going?
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And don't say next weekend.
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Oh, no.
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What? Cheryl's never going to go for
that.
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Next weekend is when Aunt Kunkka's
coming to visit.
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Aunt Kunkka?
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Is she the one with the unibrow who
soaks her underwear in the sink?
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Yeah, she doesn't trust washing
machines.
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Or toothpaste, from what I remember.
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So stick with Cheryl. What's the point
of having a wife?
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I get to sleep next to a beautiful woman
instead of staying up all night playing
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Dungeons and Dragons.
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Don't knock it. Try it once. You'll get
hooked.
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Yeah? Try mine once. You'll get hooked,
too.
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Okay, Cheryl, come on. Come on. Out of
my chair. Out of my chair. You've been
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watching TV for an hour. If you wanted
more time, you should have put it in the
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wedding vows. Let's go.
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Dr. Ted's almost over. It'll be one more
minute.
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Yeah, he's about to give us his word of
the day. Now, until tomorrow, I want you
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all to think about this word.
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Gratitude.
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Gratitude.
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You know what my word of the day is?
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My. My TV, my chair, my remote.
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My small word, so much power.
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Attention, Chicagoland viewers.
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Dr. Ted will be in your area this
weekend for his two -day seminar, making
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marriages great.
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Oh, my God! Write down that address. We
should go down there and have Dr. Ted
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sign our book.
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Oh, that's brilliant.
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It'll be just like when we met Journey.
Remember, you made out with a security
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guard and we were backstage in no time.
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What?
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Oh, just the once, honey.
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If you really want to see Dr. Ted, why
don't you just sign us up for a seminar?
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I'm serious.
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What, you want to spend the weekend at a
marriage seminar?
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Well, why? Why is it so odd that I want
to work on our marriage?
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What?
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Well, Jim, it's on a weekend, and you
have to get up early.
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And shower.
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And change who you are.
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Fine, if you want to talk me out of it,
that's just fine. No, no, no, no, no,
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no. I mean, if you're serious, then I'm
going to call and get his tickets before
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you change your mind.
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Oh, Cheryl, get me a ticket, too.
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Oh, Dana, it's a marriage seminar,
and... If
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you like the journey story,
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ask her about Whitesnake.
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And Def Leppard.
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And Debbie Gibson.
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Jim, you beautiful, sensitive man.
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Oh, I didn't think I knew you, but come
on, you don't know me. You don't know me
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at all. Come here. No, no, no, get away
from me.
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That little performance just bought me a
fishing trip to Wisconsin.
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How? Well...
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I just made a deposit in what I call the
marriage bank.
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I deposit something Cheryl wants, a
seminar, and I withdraw something I
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fishing trip.
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Nice.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You're going to make Cheryl babysit Aunt
Kunkka?
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Well, it is a big check, but I just
covered it.
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Oh, honey.
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It's so great that you suggest this. I
mean, you already have such a good
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marriage, but anything good can always
be better.
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Well, then why do you get so upset when
I put ketchup on your meatloaf?
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There's already ketchup in it.
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Oh, yeah, you're here because your
marriage is so great.
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Hey! Hey!
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What are you guys doing here? Well, you
know how much I love Dr.
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Ted, but as the darling of every 80s
hairband reminded me, I'm still single,
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I got me a husband.
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As if she could ever trap this piece of
man's steak.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Dr.
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Ted.
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Are you people ready
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to say things right?
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Yeah, give yourself a big round of
applause.
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Thank you very much. You know, during my
many years of counseling couples, I
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have uncovered the hidden danger in
every marriage.
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It's in my new book, Making Good
Marriage is Great, available in the
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.95.
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And I have given this danger a name.
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And I call it, Tova, please, the
marriage
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bank.
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Now, the marriage bank is a place where
couples deposit and withdraw favors.
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Now, the thinking is, I will only do
something for you if you do something
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for me. Now, is that starting to sound
familiar to some of you people? Raise
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your hand if it does. Raise your hand.
Come on, folks.
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I thought we were here to set things
right.
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Yeah. The key to a successful marriage
is to avoid tit -for -tat behavior.
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Now, where does this... I'm so glad we
don't do that.
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I'm just glad I don't even know what the
hell he's talking about.
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Oh, honey.
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Thank you so much for going to that
seminar with me.
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Oh, you're welcome. Maybe you don't have
to thank me or, you know, do anything
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in return.
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Oh. Because I just want to set things
up.
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Yeah, honey, it's set things right.
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That, too. That, too.
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I love you.
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Love you more.
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Crap!
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Now I can't trade that seminar in for a
fishing trip.
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Hold on a second.
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Did you see how proud Cheryl was of you?
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Yeah, so?
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So, Jim, the deposit's been made. You
just have to be creative about how you
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make that withdrawal.
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You have my attention. Continue.
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If I bring up the fishing trip now...
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If I bring up the fishing trip
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now in front of her, she'll think it's a
brand new idea.
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And she'll still think that you wanted
to go... And she'll still think you
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wanted to go to the seminar just because
you love her.
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You know, Andy?
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If you didn't have such a long history
of being an idiot, I'd say you were a
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genius.
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Follow my lead. I'll follow it.
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Hey, honey.
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I brought you a beer for no other reason
than I love you. Oh, you are so sweet.
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
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Go up to your place this weekend.
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You, Fritz Krewer, go up to your cabin.
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Up on the Iron River in Wisconsin next
weekend?
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Well, I'll tell Jim, but there's no way
he's going to pass up this golden
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opportunity.
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You're never going to guess.
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Fritz Krewer invited us to use his
fishing cabin in Wisconsin next weekend.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Next weekend?
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Rats!
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That's the weekend my Aunt Kuka is
coming to visit. But Jim, come on. No,
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Andy. No, no, no, no, no. This is not
fair to Cheryl. And our marriage is more
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important than a once -in -a -lifetime
fishing opportunity up in Wisconsin.
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Closed.
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You know, honey... Yes, my young bride?
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You love to fish.
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You should go.
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I mean, you did this whole marriage
seminar for me, right?
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Honey, Dr. Ted said we should avoid any
tit -for -tats in a marriage.
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I don't expect anything in return for
letting you go.
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I mean...
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Did you expect anything from me for
going to this seminar?
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Well, Cheryl, yes.
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An even better marriage.
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Oh, honey!
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Look at you two!
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Boy, did I marry the wrong sister.
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In the garden of marriage, you harvest a
salad of love.
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Kiss. Kiss.
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Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
Kiss.
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Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
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Maybe they're not there yet.
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Thank you. Thank you. Guys, we're going
to take a quick 10, and then we're going
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to do a fun little exercise on intimacy.
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Ooh, intimacy.
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Well, I hope you're wearing your good
underwear.
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All that talk about salad put me in the
mood for a burger.
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Give somebody a 10 -minute break. Can
you really find a burger that fast?
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Sounds like a challenge to me. Oh.
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That T -shirt looks great on you.
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Of course, it'd look a lot better off
you.
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What are you doing?
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We're married.
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It's okay. I told her we're swingers.
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No, we're not.
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We are a loving couple. We have adorable
twins, Max and Maddie, and we listen to
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books on tape in our hybrid vehicle, and
he makes me laugh and laugh.
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Stop it. Just stop it.
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a divorce, all right?
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These walls are closing in on me. This
birdie's gotta fly!
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Fine! But I'm telling our mother that
you are the worst husband ever!
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We have different fathers, so it's cool.
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Can you believe that jerk?
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Well, to be honest, I'm kind of
surprised you got him to come at all.
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We made a deal.
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I said I'd house -sit for him while he's
fishing in Wisconsin.
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They didn't find out about that trip
till last night.
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Sure they did.
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No, no, I was there when they got the
call.
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That's weird.
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No.
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No, it's not.
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I bet you knew about that when you
offered to do the seminar with me.
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Because he loves me. My ass!
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You got all that from that one little
thing I said?
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I've been married to Jim for a long
time. The one thing that always trips
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is timelines.
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Well, that and Velcro.
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So what are you going to do?
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I'm going to make a good marriage, petty
and vindictive.
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Okay,
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okay. I got my burger.
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Well, what was my time?
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I wasn't timing you.
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What? Well, why did I buy you that nice
watch?
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Oh, you mean my Folex?
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Well, I can't take it back. The guy
drove away.
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So, I must be pretty excited about that
fishing trip.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, I am. Although, you
know what? I'm going to miss you as I
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do. Oh, you sweet.
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Okay, people, breaks over time to do -si
-do, huh?
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So grab your partner, line up in front
of some piece of equipment. As you see,
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what we got here set up is what I like
to call the love walk.
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Now, the love walk is a trust exercise
because one of you is going to be
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blindfolded, and you are going to have
to trust your partner to lead you
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this course using only words, no
touching.
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Okay, let's go.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, honey. You know
what? We're not going to be very good at
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this. I mean, touching is my best thing.
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And listening is way low on the list.
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Look, you know what? Why don't we start
with you? You start. No.
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I insist, honey. You go first.
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All right. All right.
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Oh, come on. Oh, nice.
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Hey, you nervous?
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Well, yeah. I mean, I can't see a darn
thing. Well, you don't have to be
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nervous. You know you can trust me.
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Just like I know I can always trust you.
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Okay, I'll take one more step.
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No touching.
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Okay.
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Okay, one more step.
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One more. Okay, then step up and over,
over, up, up, over.
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Great. Yes, I did it. I did it. I did
it.
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This is good.
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Let me ask you something. Let's keep
walking.
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What prompted you to take this seminar
with me? Oh, lots of things, honey.
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Unselfish love being one of them. Oh,
it's so sweet.
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All right, go ahead, honey.
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Step. Step.
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My bad.
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I'm sorry, I meant to say ramp.
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I'm sorry.
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I hurt you. I know, baby, but you're
good. You're good. Okay, look, now you
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clear sailing, okay?
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I trust you. I know, honey, and you
should.
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You're good, see?
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You're doing so great, honey.
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There's only one guy who's actually
faster than you, but in your defense,
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much younger.
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Please. Anybody want to trade?
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Put your arm down.
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All right. How did you figure it out?
How do I always figure it out?
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Damn. Timelines.
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I don't believe you.
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You didn't come here out alive. You just
wanted to stick me with your creepy
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Aunt Kunkka. Okay, fine. It's obvious
you're in one of your moods. So why
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we just cut our losses and go home? No.
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No. You want to go fishing? You are
staying here till the end. This marriage
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bank check hasn't cleared yet.
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Fine. But I don't need your help. I'm
one -sixteenth Cherokee. I'll let the
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voices of my ancestors guide me.
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See?
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focus on Jim and Cheryl right back here.
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Everybody, I want you to take a look at
this man.
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Thank you.
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No matter how many times his wife led
him into a wall or just abandoned
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him, he dusted himself off and tried to
set things right with his
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marriage.
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Let's give Jim a big hand.
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come here for applause. I came here to
work on my marriage, and the sad things
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rise!
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Shame on you, Cheryl. Shame.
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And shame on you, Jim, for being such a
doormat.
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Oh, you've got a real problem, friend.
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You're going to have to find out what it
is you want.
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Jim is going to have to find out what
Jim loves.
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That Jim doesn't get to do anymore.
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Jim likes to fish.
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I am not taking care of your ink,
Kunkel, while you go fishing.
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Looks like Cheryl the accountant is
trying to cook the books in the marriage
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bank.
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She does that a lot.
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I bet she does.
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People, this man... is what I like to
call one half of a good marriage. Now,
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many of you agree with me?
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What upsets me most?
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You embarrassed me in that seminar.
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You only went because you wanted
something in return.
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Gerald, it's the way of the world.
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No. Everybody does it, including you.
Oh, I do not.
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Really? How come every time you feed me
lasagna, all of a sudden we're going
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antique shopping?
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You throw some noodles and meat on my
plate, and then we're looking at dead
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people's furniture.
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Well, that is just a coincidence. Oh,
really? Really? Is it a coincidence that
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every time you put on your cheerleading
outfit, I end up going to some co -ed
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baby shower or a wedding or someplace
you're going to show me off at?
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Fine.
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Fine. Maybe once in a while I do the
marriage bank thing.
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You happy?
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Well, I'm not happy, but I'm a lot more
smug than I was a minute ago.
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This is so sad.
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I thought we were better than this.
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I certainly thought I was better than
this.
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Well, you're not.
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You know what?
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We're not.
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But who cares, Cheryl?
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This works.
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We've got a good marriage.
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I know.
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It doesn't mean anything coming from my
husband.
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I really wanted to hear from Dr. Ted.
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Why? Dr.
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Ted doesn't love you like I love you.
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In fact, he doesn't really even like
you.
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Come here. Come over here. Oh.
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Come on. I have a little intimacy
exercise we could try.
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Okay.
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You know, I'd love to.
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But first...
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You have to mow the lawn.
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Cheryl, you can't trade sex for lawn
care.
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Why not? I traded it for this house.
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That was a good trade.
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Hey, pick up the kids.
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Steak for dinner.
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Take out the garbage. Carrot cake for
dessert.
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Done. Love you. Love you more.
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