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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,860 --> 00:00:03,920 Previously on According to Jim... So, you guys want to be in a commercial? 2 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:05,220 Yeah! 3 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:08,340 Come on, Cheryl, this is an opportunity of a lifetime. 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:12,020 There's nothing I'd love more than going on a cruise. Well, then let's do it! 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,300 I'm not an actor. 6 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:14,459 Don't worry. 7 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:18,460 I have enough talent for the both of us. No. No, no, no, no, no. We need to get 8 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:19,500 Cheryl a better husband. 9 00:00:19,780 --> 00:00:20,738 She's got to go. 10 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:23,060 Chad, this is my husband, Jim. And Jim, this is Ted. 11 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,420 He plays my husband. 12 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,520 Some guys get pretty uptight standing around watching their wife kiss a good 13 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:29,920 look. Wait a minute. They're going to kiss? 14 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,580 Hey, handsome. 15 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:39,900 Hey. Hey. 16 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,960 Well, Cheryl, I've done it. What? 17 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:47,240 I've officially spit in all five of the Great Lakes and two oceans. 18 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,520 Oh, yeah. 19 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,120 That's a great story at the dinner table. 20 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:53,900 You know, really, don't tell that story again. 21 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,120 I'll tell you. 22 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,360 You drop the kids off at the Oceaneers Club? Yeah, they didn't even say 23 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:01,680 Hang up a sign that says, no parents allowed, and suddenly they can't become 24 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,680 Vegas for kids. 25 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:05,800 You know, I missed you. 26 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:06,699 Oh, yeah? 27 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,339 I did. 28 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:08,340 Look at that. 29 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,920 Two kisses in one day. 30 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:13,280 Boy. Sure, giving them out freely, aren't you? 31 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:14,860 Ted, me. 32 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,760 You know, I can get goofy down here if you really feel generous. 33 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,100 I knew it. 34 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,760 You're upset about me kissing Ted. I told you, I'm fine with it. 35 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,340 I'm fine. I'm as fine as a fine wine. 36 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:30,040 Which, by the way, tonight, easy on the wine? Oh, come on. I'm telling you. 37 00:01:30,260 --> 00:01:31,540 Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt. 38 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:34,700 Yeah, but we saw you shooting the commercial today, and you and your 39 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:39,340 make a great couple. Oh, boy, thank you. But actually, that wasn't my husband. 40 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:40,960 This is my husband. Right here. 41 00:01:42,239 --> 00:01:44,320 And she's funny, too. 42 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,200 Good night. 43 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:49,740 Still fine. 44 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:50,980 Okay. 45 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:00,800 Oh, baby. 46 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:16,140 What is Ted doing here? I don't know, but be nice. 47 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,400 I am nice. 48 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:19,000 Okay, maybe I didn't make myself clear. 49 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,220 Don't be an ass. 50 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,480 Hello, 51 00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:24,780 everybody. Look, it's lovely. 52 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:28,820 Well, hi. 53 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,400 Hi. 54 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:31,640 Ted's here. 55 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,480 Isn't that great? Yeah. That's great, isn't it? Yeah, it's great. 56 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,680 So, Jim, did you get a chance to take in the sights while I was working? 57 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:45,480 With our wife? 58 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:48,820 Yes, I did, actually. 59 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:53,420 I went to the southernmost point of the United States, and I mooned Castro. 60 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,180 Well, I guess the ball's in his court now. 61 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,200 Wow. No chair for the Andy man, huh? 62 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,780 No, no, no, no. We can work this out. 63 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:25,380 Cozy. So, Ted, how did you get into the acting game? Well, I was a camp 64 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:29,300 counselor for special needs kids, and we did a mid -summer night's dream. 65 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:30,780 I caught the bug. 66 00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,120 Oh, that must have been so rewarding. 67 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:35,560 I went to camp. 68 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:38,860 Yeah, and it was this big swimming hole, right? 69 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:42,250 And I would do cannonballs that would bring birds out of the sky. 70 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:48,410 Well, we didn't have a swimming hole. Most of the kids were confined to 71 00:03:48,410 --> 00:03:52,010 wheelchairs. Oh, boy, you missed out. 72 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:56,050 Hi, what will we be drinking this evening? 73 00:03:56,330 --> 00:04:00,130 Oh, Jim, how about a nice bottle of Chardonnay, huh? I'll take a look at the 74 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:01,130 wine list. 75 00:04:01,230 --> 00:04:04,690 I once played a snotty wine to it in an Alton Twins movie. 76 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:06,950 I saw that. You were snotty. 77 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,290 Thank you very much. 78 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,920 Andy, good work out there today. 79 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,959 You'll find that I'm good at a lot of things. 80 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:27,360 What do you say later we go test the stabilizers out on this ship? 81 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:30,400 Andy, I'm gay. 82 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,280 Oh, I didn't know. 83 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,680 It just happened. 84 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,200 What's with this tent guy? 85 00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:48,250 Huh? You've been working all day. I haven't seen Cheryl. Now I gotta share 86 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:49,390 with Ted. I'm sorry. 87 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:52,450 My boss insisted. I couldn't do anything about it. 88 00:04:53,110 --> 00:04:55,050 Look, why don't you come by the set tomorrow? Hang out. 89 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,670 You got a part for me? 90 00:04:57,570 --> 00:04:59,830 No. It's this bartender thing. 91 00:05:00,690 --> 00:05:01,690 I can play bartender. 92 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:03,190 I can play bartender. No. 93 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:04,430 Come on, Dina. 94 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:07,790 If it wasn't for me, Cheryl wouldn't be here right now. You owe me. 95 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:10,810 Let me play the bartender. Let me play the bartender. Let me play the 96 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,990 What? I'll see what I can do. 97 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:14,630 You better not embarrass me. 98 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:17,030 That really hurts my feelings. 99 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:19,510 Since when do I embarrass people? 100 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:20,770 I haven't embarrassed anybody. 101 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:23,890 Hey, bread guy. Bread guy. 102 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:25,610 Yeah, just throw me a roll, would you? 103 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:27,890 Ow! 104 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:34,730 Hey, Cheryl. 105 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:35,769 How's it going? 106 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:36,749 Hey, oh, fine. 107 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:37,950 I'm just having a little trouble waking up. 108 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:39,190 It's taken care of. 109 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:45,709 Thank you, Dana. 110 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:48,990 As I was getting the director new underwear, I thought, how could this job 111 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:51,070 possibly get more demeaning? 112 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:55,930 Get Cheryl a coffee with skim milk. No, he doesn't have to do it. Actually, I'll 113 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:56,930 have one, too. 114 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:59,470 Oh, and some croissants. 115 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:00,870 Oh, chocolate for me. 116 00:06:02,510 --> 00:06:03,510 Yeah, 117 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:05,930 would you warm him up? 118 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:11,530 I like this. It's like having our own little helper monkey. Yeah, he's my 119 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,820 I said that without giggling. 120 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:23,960 You're the bartender? 121 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,200 No, I'm Esteban. 122 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,600 From Albania. 123 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,340 Is that a mustache? 124 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,320 You like it? 125 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,680 I did it myself. I don't know why, I just thought Esteban would have one. 126 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,020 Okay, 127 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,560 bartender pours two drinks. 128 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,680 Happy couple, smiles and toasts. 129 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,240 Is that a mustache? 130 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,660 Yes. I made it myself. 131 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,140 I thought Esteban would have one. 132 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:54,840 Good. 133 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,340 I play harmonica. 134 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,500 Is there any way we work that in? 135 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:02,900 Harmonica? 136 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,780 And action. 137 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:02,330 I thought Esteban would do something like that. 138 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,870 I like what you're doing. Thank you. 139 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:09,630 But can you bring it down a little? 140 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:11,430 Sure, sure. How much? 141 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:13,850 To just handing them the drinks. 142 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:18,110 Sorry. 143 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:19,730 Thought you wanted it to be good. 144 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,220 It's showbiz talk, Cheryl. 145 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,680 Ted, tell her. 146 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,940 That's a new one to me, Esteban. 147 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:16,760 Chip, Chip, can I talk to you for a second? I'm working here. No, no, 148 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:17,760 problem with your wardrobe. 149 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,820 Really? What's the matter? 150 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,820 You're in it, and they want it back. 151 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,220 You firing me? Good guess. 152 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:27,519 I'm Dana. 153 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,800 Dana. No, no, no, no. 154 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,440 Dana wanted me to handle it. Besides, she already got to fire you, and I 155 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,840 my shot, so let's go. 156 00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:36,050 I'm not going anywhere with you, no. 157 00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:37,390 Make me. 158 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:19,860 I missed you very much. 159 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:22,940 Hey. 160 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,300 Well, hello, movie star. You know. 161 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:27,280 Would you like to have a drink with your husband? 162 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,580 You know, I would. 163 00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:29,740 Have you seen him, Esteban? 164 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:32,520 Hey, hey, look who we have here. 165 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,080 Hey. It's my wife and her husband. 166 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,060 That's a good one, Ted. 167 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,140 You're everything. You're like an actor, comedian, magician. 168 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,780 You're a jackass of all trades, huh? 169 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,200 Okay, come on. 170 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,440 Okay, 171 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,320 now this is just for the dads. 172 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:22,040 We're going to play the Mexican hat game. 173 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,520 Okay, bye -bye. 174 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:27,740 Okay, now what I'd like is for you to form a circle for me, please. 175 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:33,340 Okay, and here's how it's going to work. When I say one, take the hat from your 176 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:34,420 right and put it on. 177 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,580 When I say two, take the hat to your left and put it on. And when the music 178 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:41,040 stops, you don't have a hat. You're out. 179 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,320 Vamonos. 180 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:46,580 Okay, here we go. 181 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,840 Two to the left. 182 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,480 Two to the left. 183 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,460 Two to the left. 184 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,600 One to the right. And stop. Who doesn't have a hat? 185 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,160 It says here they're making flubber in the Oceaneers Club. 186 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,000 Nah, we like the ladder. 187 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,400 Hey, Goofy's doing calisthenics poolside. 188 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,760 Nope, ladder. 189 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,500 Maybe I should build you a ladder when we get home. 190 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:29,820 Uh -uh, we like this one. 191 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,160 Hey. Hey. 192 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,520 Listen, girls, Daddy and I need to talk. Would you mind closing the curtain? 193 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:49,510 If you're going to seduce me, the girls are right there. 194 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:52,290 But we'll keep it really quiet. 195 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:54,010 What is with you? 196 00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:55,610 What? What? 197 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,550 You said you're okay with this Ted thing, and next thing I know, you're 198 00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,289 him out. 199 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:01,910 I didn't punch him out. He ran into my elbow. 200 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,290 For God's sake. 201 00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:06,050 What? Are you guys fighting? 202 00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:07,390 No, honey. 203 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:10,030 Now you're confusing me because I thought we were fighting. 204 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,480 God, his nose is not broken, and I think we can cover up the bruise with makeup, 205 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:51,260 but my boss is not happy. Yeah, well, to be fair, I don't think she was a happy 206 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,260 person to begin with. 207 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:53,840 Come on, girls. 208 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,460 We need you on camera in a half an hour. 209 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:02,020 And, Jim, I may not make it to Haiti, but I have the rest of my life to make 210 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,760 pay for this week, and I'm going to start by giving you this dirty look. 211 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:08,799 That's right. 212 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,800 Get used to it. 213 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:23,130 You're going to actually do this? You're going to actually kiss this creep? 214 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:24,389 Yes, Jim. 215 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:25,369 I am. 216 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:26,370 Because I have to. 217 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:29,750 Because we're here on this free cruise that you talked me into. 218 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,930 And then, and then they fired you. And I wanted to leave, but you said, no, no, 219 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:36,930 stay. So I did. And then, and then they brought in this husband, and I thought, 220 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:37,689 you know what? 221 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:40,790 That's going to be kind of weird. But you said, no, no, honey, I'm fine with 222 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,280 than some other guy. 223 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,920 Especially when there's an exchange of monies. 224 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,580 You are being completely unreasonable. 225 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,220 Yes. 226 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,060 That's me. 227 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,920 I don't know why you're so surprised. 228 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,180 You know who you marry. 229 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,400 Yeah. And so do you. 230 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,440 What do you mean? Hey, Cheryl. Ready for some make -out? I mean, make -up. 231 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,440 Sorry, Joe. 232 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,540 This is just killing me. 233 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:37,720 Jim, just maybe this one time, it's not about you. 234 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:47,760 It's not about me? 235 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,660 Andy, one of the extra kids threw up. Can you get up here with him, Mom? 236 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,080 Well, it sure as hell isn't. 237 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:13,290 It's the big moment. We've had the best vacation ever. We're holding hands. 238 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:14,490 We're in love. 239 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:17,230 Remember, we're on Disney's magical island. 240 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:21,170 Oh, Cheryl, where do you think you're going? I've got to talk to Cheryl for a 241 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,850 minute. No, sorry, Jim. No can do. Fine. 242 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,690 Well, if you're going to make me sit out here in the sun, at least give me some 243 00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:27,690 sunscreen. 244 00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,510 All right, all right, fine. 245 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:33,850 Cheryl! 246 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,410 Cheryl! 247 00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:39,250 Cheryl, I do know who I married. I want you to kiss him if you have to. 248 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,080 Cut. 249 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,240 I believe this. 250 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,780 Jim, all next week I'm coming to your work and I'm ruining things. What are 251 00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:49,579 doing here? 252 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:50,580 Where is Cheryl? 253 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,200 She didn't want to do the kiss scene. 254 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,240 Really? She played the sister card. What could I do? 255 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,680 I was a good guy and I got my own way. Yes! 256 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,580 Where is my lovely wife? Probably looking for you. 257 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,880 Oh, so she didn't want to do the kiss, huh? I take that, pretty boy. 258 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,940 Jim, could you just leave? 259 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:13,650 Do I still have to... No, the cruise is still free. 260 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,270 Yes! This really is a magical island. 261 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,450 Okay, and... Action! 262 00:17:22,569 --> 00:17:24,609 And we're leaning in for the kiss. 263 00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:26,930 And romance, romance, romance. 264 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:28,690 And... 265 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,840 or was that kid special? 266 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:44,940 Dana, I'm a professional. 267 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,720 When I'm on the job, my main focus is... Drinks later? 268 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,940 Oh, God, yes. 269 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,300 Nice job. 270 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:53,659 Drinks later? 271 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:54,660 Oh, God, yes. 272 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:57,760 Hey, great work today. 273 00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,100 Thank you. 274 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,540 So, drinks later? 275 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:01,840 Oh, God, yes. 276 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,800 Hey, sis. 277 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:07,960 Thanks for the free trip. 278 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,150 Hey. Thanks for taking my crap all week. No problem. 279 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:14,590 By the way, I've been spitting in your coffee the entire cruise. 280 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,310 Please, I knew you'd do that, so I've been switching it with your coffee. 281 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,250 Damn it! 282 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:23,790 I drank my own spit. 283 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,260 Pretty. Yeah. 284 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:56,460 You know, I went to the shoot trying to find you and tell you that it's okay 285 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,980 that you kissed him. 286 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,400 And I really meant it this time. 287 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,560 I wasn't going to lie or anything. 288 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:06,260 But you weren't there. 289 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,520 You didn't do it. 290 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,640 What? No. 291 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:14,820 Call me old -fashioned, I only want to kiss my unreasonable husband. 292 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:17,880 Okay. 293 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,120 New rule. 294 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,240 Only one husband. 295 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,220 Yeah, fine, but you know, Tim, you didn't have to hit Tim. Oh, it was an 296 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:26,320 accident, honey. I'm very competitive. I wanted that hat. I didn't want to get 297 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,360 kicked out in front of the kids. 298 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:30,580 It's our last night on the ship. We really want to get into this one. 299 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,620 Right, you're right. 300 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,760 We'd save it for the plane. I didn't bring a book. 301 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,720 You know... 302 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,160 I do know who I'm marrying. 303 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,460 Yeah. I love you. 304 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,040 Me too. 305 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,040 And death. 306 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,040 Look, it's the first star. Make a wish. 307 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,400 Well, I don't see it. Would you just go with me on this and make a wish? 308 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,840 What do you wish for? 309 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:26,220 I wish that we'd be together forever and we'd always be this happy. 310 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,520 How about you? 311 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,440 Not too much. You know what I always wish for. 21508