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Okay, girls.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Oh, yeah, sledding is fun, wasn't it?
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Come on.
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It was funny when he slid into the
fence.
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Yeah, well, breaking is for sissies.
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All right, take off your snow clothes.
Come here, Connor, let me take off your
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coat here.
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Apparently he gave them to you, too.
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Hey, check it out. I got a watch.
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Hey.
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Hey, Dana, what's going on?
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Nothing. I was just down at the
unemployment office. I like to get there
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to beat the losers.
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You know, Dana, people who live in
cardboard boxes shouldn't be throwing
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system because that's over now.
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Why is it over, Dana? Oh, well, I'm glad
you asked, no one.
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While I was in line, I got a call on my
cell phone and I
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you are partaking of our goods and
services.
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So now that you have a job, I expect a
reimbursement.
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Ah, my ledger.
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Don't. Don't start the job. Well, you
remember that interview I had a month
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It totally paid off. You were looking at
the new creative director at Morris and
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Platt Advertising. Oh, that is so great.
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Wow. Is the money good?
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Well, I don't want to put a number on
it, but let's just say it's more than
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make.
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Thank you. Yes, Dana, we are very proud
of you.
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Now, would you like to check over the
bill before I put it on your credit
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A dollar for tap water?
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Well, Cheryl had to wash the glass.
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And it's not like you were drinking it
in the dark.
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Okay, let's keep the energy up.
Remember, you're on the Disney cruise
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departing for tropical paradise.
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And I just want to thank you again for
this opportunity. Yeah, Dana, you
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me with the flowers, the basket of
muffins, and the Bulls tickets. If you
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me anymore, I'm going to have to fire
you.
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Okay, so, what do you think of the mom?
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Yeah, you know, she's okay.
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Just not what I had in mind for the
Disney Cruise Line account.
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Okay, so could you give me an idea of
who you had in mind?
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Well, it's hard to put into words,
but...
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She's kind of a cross between Wonder
Woman and Kelly McGillis in Witness.
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Yeah, sure, I can find that.
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Dana, Dana.
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Hey! Will you excuse me for a minute?
Oh, sure.
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Wow, can you look at this place?
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It's so big.
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You need 70 hundred pancakes to touch
the ceiling.
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Jim's teaching the measurements.
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So, are you ready to go to lunch? Oh, I
can't. I can't. Vice President Wackjob
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over here just sent me on a quest to
find some Amish superhero.
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What?
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Dana, who is this? Oh, kids, this is my
sister Cheryl and her kids Ruby and
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Gracie. This is my boss.
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Oh. Hi, Wackjob.
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Isn't that cute?
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She says that to everybody.
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Okay, we're going to get going.
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Going? No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't
go anywhere.
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No, you are perfect.
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Anybody always say this?
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I mean, for the Disney Cruise Spot, you
are exactly what I've been looking for.
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You pop.
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Really?
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Absolutely. I mean, look at them.
They're popping all over the place.
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Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
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Darn right, pop.
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So, you guys want to be in a commercial?
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Oh, yeah.
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No, no, no, no, no. Keep in mind that my
new boss here would love it.
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On this, my first day of my new job. You
know, I don't know. You know, we're not
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actors. I was Dolly Madison in the
President's Day pageant.
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Yes, you were, and what a night that
was.
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See, this just feels right to me.
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What is the dad like?
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He's handsome and funny and has big, big
muscles.
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Where's my dollar?
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No, honey, only daddy pays for his
compliments.
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Well, he sounds fantastic.
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Oh, Dana.
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Make it happen.
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Well, thank you, Cheryl. You totally
saved me. Tina, I'm not going to do it.
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But Kitson really wants it.
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I need your help. You're my sister.
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No, no, no. You're not going to play the
sister card. No, goodbye.
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Come on, girl.
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No, this isn't over.
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I swear I will crush you.
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Tina, you were so much sweeter when you
were unemployed.
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Empire. Andy,
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don't you think Cheryl looks especially
great today? She sure does.
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What's the word I'm looking for?
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Luminous. No, no, no. A real word.
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I don't know, Jim.
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She just has the magic.
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Would you say that she...
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Will you shut up?
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Dana put you up to this, didn't she?
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Yeah, she did, but now she realizes she
should have used chimps.
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Look, Cheryl, I'm sorry about this
afternoon. You know, we both blew off
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handle a little bit.
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I didn't fly off the handle.
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Apology accepted.
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Cheryl, Cheryl, come on, look at this.
If we do this...
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We get a free cruise in the Caribbean? I
mean, how great can that be? Yeah, it
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won't even be like work.
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No, no, they'll just film you running
around having a good time.
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Correction, a free good time, which is
better than a good time.
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And I already talked to Mom, and since
Kyle isn't in the ad, she said that you
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could live in with her for a week. Yeah,
yeah, and if he sees the pictures in
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the family photo album when he grows up,
we'll just tell him he wasn't born yet.
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I just, I don't think it's a good idea.
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Okay, okay. Let me have a moment alone
with my wife.
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Hey, hey.
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While you're talking to her, see if you
can get her to go on the cruise.
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Get out of here.
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God knows that I don't ask for much.
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Oh, I love how this is starting.
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Come on, Cheryl. This is an opportunity
of a lifetime.
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There's nothing I'd love more than going
on a cruise. Well, then let's do it.
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Honey, I'm not an actor.
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What if I screw up? Then Dana will look
bad. I mean, I'll look bad.
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Okay, I know what this is about.
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All right, don't worry.
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I have enough talent for the both of us.
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Come on, you've seen the family movies.
The camera loves me.
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It's my big head.
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Come on, the kids will love it. Well,
get out of the cold.
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And your number one kid will love it,
too.
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Me.
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Come on, baby. All right, all right,
we'll go. Oh, my God, you're so easy.
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Okay,
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guys, she said yes. We're going on a
cruise.
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We're going on a cruise.
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We're going on a cruise.
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We're going on a cruise. Wait a second.
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I heard a floorboard snap.
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We're going on a cruise.
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You have to wear that.
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Well, it is an official position, and we
are sailing into international waters.
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That's funny.
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Hey, look, Chris, look. Hey, look,
Mickey, Minnie.
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Hi, Minnie. Hi, Minnie.
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Hey, look at this. Look at this.
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Hey, hey.
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I'm king of the world!
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Wow, it's quite a promotion from Bikini
Inspector.
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Hey, Mickey, Minnie, I'm king of the
world!
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Excuse me, sir. I'm king!
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Sir, you need to come down. King! Sir,
you might be king, but it stays.
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Do not climb. All right, all right, all
right. Have a magical day, sir.
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How come they didn't say my name when I
came on? Andy, this is work for you.
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What? I spent all this money on vacation
clothes.
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Vacation from what? Liking girls?
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Listen, you're here as my assistant. On
this cruise, your name is Hey You, and
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my name is Yes Ma 'am.
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You think I'm just going to take your
crap all week? Well, it's either that or
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you get on the next plane back to
Chicago.
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On your dime.
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They're having a cold snap right now,
you know.
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I hate you.
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I hate you what?
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Ma 'am.
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Okay, guys.
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The first scene's not up for a couple
hours, but remember, when you're on
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camera, there's no spitting, picking
boogers, or adjusting your underwear.
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kids, same goes for you.
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Well, then, you don't have to worry
about me. I didn't pack any underwear
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the screws.
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I'm on vacation.
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I mean, you're the rock. You're the
foundation. I mean, you're the one
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We're on this boat for a week.
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Dial it back.
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Dial it back.
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Uh, who's that next to Cheryl?
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Oh, that's Jim. He's her husband.
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Really?
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no. We need to get
Cheryl a better husband.
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I've been telling her that for years.
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Oh, my God. You're serious?
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And Jim is not it.
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He's got to go.
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Listen, you hired me to oversee this
project, and that's what I'm trying to
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You're going to have to trust me that
Jim's going to work.
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one step closer to robot butlers.
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Look, Daddy, a ladder!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, if you think that's cool, you
should go out on the veranda and look at
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chairs.
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Chairs!
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Honey, thank you for talking me into it.
Oh, baby, you're welcome.
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Hey, I want you to know you were really
good today. No, in front of the camera,
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you were really good, like Queen Latifah
Good.
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Oh,
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someone at the door.
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Could it be Minnie?
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It's Goofy.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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How'd it go today? Did we still pop?
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Um, yeah, pretty much.
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There's this one problem.
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God, it was me, wasn't it? I was stiff.
I really felt stiff.
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No, you were fine.
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Gracie.
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What a ham. I'll work with her.
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Not her.
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Ruby?
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Actually, Jim, it was you.
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You're fired.
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Fired? Oh, my God!
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Well, I've never been fired in my life,
and I've done a lot of things really
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bad.
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I'm sorry. My boss doesn't think you go
with the rest of the family. Go? Well,
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you know, you can tell your boss we may
not go together, but we can damn sure
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leave together.
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Not a girl.
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No, no, you can't do that. Oh, yeah?
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Watch me. If Jim's fired, I'm fired.
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That's my woman.
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Well, then you can kiss your free cruise
goodbye.
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as we do.
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Come on, honey. The kids are having fun.
We're having fun.
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What, do you want to flush a free
vacation down a toilet along with your
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lipstick?
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You flushed my lipstick?
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Well, it fell in and... Trust me, you
didn't want it back.
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Come on, Cheryl, please. I'm begging
you. As your sister, I need your help.
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I can't play the sister card again.
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Fine, then I'll play the you stole my
boyfriend in 10th grade card.
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You stole my boyfriend in 10th grade.
Why can't you let it go?
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Please, Cheryl, you're the one having
the fairy tale life. Throw Dana a bone.
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All right.
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All right, we'll stay.
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Oh, thank you. You know, tomorrow we're
shooting all day in Key West. Are you
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going to be okay?
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I'm going to be fine.
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It'll be like opposite week. You'll work
all week, and I'll sit on my butt
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hoping the floor will vacuum itself.
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Hey!
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All right. So, in this next scene, you
and the girls are going to be walking
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down Green Street, you know, laughing,
having a great time with your husband.
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Okay, let's have fun. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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My husband?
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Yeah. Um, look, I was going to tell you
this sooner, but I didn't want you to
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freak out.
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We've recast Jim's part with an actor
from L .A.
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What? Yeah.
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His name's Ted. And, um, he's coming
this way, so please don't blow this for
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Oh, my gosh. Mr. Cart.
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Hi. Hi.
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Look at this.
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The happy husband and wife.
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Let's step back and watch the magic
happen.
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Hi, I'm Ted. I'm Cheryl.
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Abracadabra!
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Listen, you are such a genius with cats.
Dana, I haven't had my coffee yet.
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Oh.
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Look, I know you haven't done this
before, so you're probably a little
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especially since we have the kids.
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Kids? Yeah.
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Kitson had this great idea.
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On the last day of shooting, we're on
Disney's private island, Castaway Cay.
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You guys are watching the sunset, and
you, you know, yeah,
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the whole piece builds to it, and Kitson
really wants it.
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Okay, that's nice.
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Look, I think I understand, Donna.
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Dana.
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Listen, I know it's weird kissing
someone you hardly know, so you just
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think of it as a job.
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Like, I had to kiss a monkey in a
Japanese luggage commercial, and I
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I felt almost nothing.
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Hey, Cheryl!
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Cheryl! Check it out!
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Yeah, I wanted to see Key West, so I got
myself a little hog for the day.
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More like a little pig.
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Hey, hello?
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Ted, this is my
husband, Jim, and Jim, this is Ted. He
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my husband.
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Oh, really?
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Well, how about that?
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Actors on set.
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Got to run, Jim. It was nice meeting
you.
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Yeah, nice to meet me, too.
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So, husband, huh?
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Yeah, honey, I didn't know. I just found
out myself.
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That's cool.
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Yeah, and honey, there's one more thing.
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We need the wine.
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You're the wife. Go on, you're the wife.
Go on. Are you okay? Cool, everything's
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cool.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool. Okay, good.
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We're shooting a commercial here. You
make noise, you answer to me, the big
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Okay, they're sending the big man on a
coffee run.
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But I'm only making one trip, so think
about it now.
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Tell me, what's with this Ted guy?
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Oh, my man Teddy?
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Yeah, Teddy.
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He's done some solid work.
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Commercials, a few soaps.
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Yeah, yeah. Method training. He's a real
pro.
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You got nothing to worry about.
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What would I have to worry about anyway?
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You know, some guys get pretty uptight
standing around watching their wife kiss
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a good -looking... Nothing.
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What do you mean? They're going to kiss?
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Well, yeah, but... What did this happen?
I've never heard Dana say anything
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about a kiss. It's not real.
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I don't care if it's real or not. You
can't kiss my wife.
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It's a stage kiss. It doesn't matter if
it's a stage kiss. No, no, no. There was
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no kissing originally in this.
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What are you talking about? When you
kiss, you kiss too.
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According to Jim.
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Look at that.
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Two kisses in one day.
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Boy, sure are giving them out freely,
aren't you?
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So, Jim, did you get a chance to take in
the sights while I was working?
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With our wife?
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Oh, my God!
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I think it's broken.
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Call me old -fashioned, but I just don't
want my wife kissing some other guy!
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