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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,680 Okay, girls. 2 00:00:02,060 --> 00:00:03,060 Thanks, Daddy. 3 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,060 Oh, yeah, sledding is fun, wasn't it? 4 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:06,720 Come on. 5 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:09,760 It was funny when he slid into the fence. 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,240 Yeah, well, breaking is for sissies. 7 00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:17,020 All right, take off your snow clothes. Come here, Connor, let me take off your 8 00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:18,020 coat here. 9 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:02,850 Apparently he gave them to you, too. 10 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:08,490 Hey, check it out. I got a watch. 11 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:14,970 Hey. 12 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:16,750 Hey, Dana, what's going on? 13 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:20,610 Nothing. I was just down at the unemployment office. I like to get there 14 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:21,610 to beat the losers. 15 00:01:22,890 --> 00:01:26,170 You know, Dana, people who live in cardboard boxes shouldn't be throwing 16 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,360 system because that's over now. 17 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:39,960 Why is it over, Dana? Oh, well, I'm glad you asked, no one. 18 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,960 While I was in line, I got a call on my cell phone and I 19 00:02:02,670 --> 00:02:04,670 you are partaking of our goods and services. 20 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:08,050 So now that you have a job, I expect a reimbursement. 21 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,570 Ah, my ledger. 22 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:16,470 Don't. Don't start the job. Well, you remember that interview I had a month 23 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:20,550 It totally paid off. You were looking at the new creative director at Morris and 24 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:23,330 Platt Advertising. Oh, that is so great. 25 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:26,790 Wow. Is the money good? 26 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:31,350 Well, I don't want to put a number on it, but let's just say it's more than 27 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:32,350 make. 28 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,000 Thank you. Yes, Dana, we are very proud of you. 29 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:49,200 Now, would you like to check over the bill before I put it on your credit 30 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,180 A dollar for tap water? 31 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,640 Well, Cheryl had to wash the glass. 32 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,640 And it's not like you were drinking it in the dark. 33 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:08,020 Okay, let's keep the energy up. Remember, you're on the Disney cruise 34 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,780 departing for tropical paradise. 35 00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:16,310 And I just want to thank you again for this opportunity. Yeah, Dana, you 36 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:20,890 me with the flowers, the basket of muffins, and the Bulls tickets. If you 37 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:23,230 me anymore, I'm going to have to fire you. 38 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:27,390 Okay, so, what do you think of the mom? 39 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:30,170 Yeah, you know, she's okay. 40 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:33,790 Just not what I had in mind for the Disney Cruise Line account. 41 00:03:34,190 --> 00:03:38,050 Okay, so could you give me an idea of who you had in mind? 42 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:41,710 Well, it's hard to put into words, but... 43 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,460 She's kind of a cross between Wonder Woman and Kelly McGillis in Witness. 44 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,040 Yeah, sure, I can find that. 45 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,300 Dana, Dana. 46 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,520 Hey! Will you excuse me for a minute? Oh, sure. 47 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,600 Wow, can you look at this place? 48 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,040 It's so big. 49 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,520 You need 70 hundred pancakes to touch the ceiling. 50 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:06,940 Jim's teaching the measurements. 51 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:12,010 So, are you ready to go to lunch? Oh, I can't. I can't. Vice President Wackjob 52 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:14,490 over here just sent me on a quest to find some Amish superhero. 53 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:15,909 What? 54 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:21,269 Dana, who is this? Oh, kids, this is my sister Cheryl and her kids Ruby and 55 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:22,470 Gracie. This is my boss. 56 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,450 Oh. Hi, Wackjob. 57 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:29,530 Isn't that cute? 58 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:31,650 She says that to everybody. 59 00:04:31,910 --> 00:04:33,310 Okay, we're going to get going. 60 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:36,390 Going? No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't go anywhere. 61 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,790 No, you are perfect. 62 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,440 Anybody always say this? 63 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:47,740 I mean, for the Disney Cruise Spot, you are exactly what I've been looking for. 64 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,800 You pop. 65 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,200 Really? 66 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,300 Absolutely. I mean, look at them. They're popping all over the place. 67 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,960 Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. 68 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:00,520 Darn right, pop. 69 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,160 So, you guys want to be in a commercial? 70 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,500 Oh, yeah. 71 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:09,300 No, no, no, no, no. Keep in mind that my new boss here would love it. 72 00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:13,700 On this, my first day of my new job. You know, I don't know. You know, we're not 73 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:17,500 actors. I was Dolly Madison in the President's Day pageant. 74 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:19,960 Yes, you were, and what a night that was. 75 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,580 See, this just feels right to me. 76 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:24,980 What is the dad like? 77 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:29,140 He's handsome and funny and has big, big muscles. 78 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:30,760 Where's my dollar? 79 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,680 No, honey, only daddy pays for his compliments. 80 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:37,000 Well, he sounds fantastic. 81 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:38,980 Oh, Dana. 82 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:40,500 Make it happen. 83 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:47,440 Well, thank you, Cheryl. You totally saved me. Tina, I'm not going to do it. 84 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,020 But Kitson really wants it. 85 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:52,160 I need your help. You're my sister. 86 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:55,640 No, no, no. You're not going to play the sister card. No, goodbye. 87 00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:56,639 Come on, girl. 88 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,360 No, this isn't over. 89 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:01,040 I swear I will crush you. 90 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:05,040 Tina, you were so much sweeter when you were unemployed. 91 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,500 Empire. Andy, 92 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:28,200 don't you think Cheryl looks especially great today? She sure does. 93 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,680 What's the word I'm looking for? 94 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,400 Luminous. No, no, no. A real word. 95 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,460 I don't know, Jim. 96 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,880 She just has the magic. 97 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,000 Would you say that she... 98 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:53,840 Will you shut up? 99 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:57,880 Dana put you up to this, didn't she? 100 00:06:58,260 --> 00:07:01,120 Yeah, she did, but now she realizes she should have used chimps. 101 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:09,660 Look, Cheryl, I'm sorry about this afternoon. You know, we both blew off 102 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:10,700 handle a little bit. 103 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:13,160 I didn't fly off the handle. 104 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,080 Apology accepted. 105 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:21,140 Cheryl, Cheryl, come on, look at this. If we do this... 106 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:25,160 We get a free cruise in the Caribbean? I mean, how great can that be? Yeah, it 107 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,160 won't even be like work. 108 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,300 No, no, they'll just film you running around having a good time. 109 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:33,880 Correction, a free good time, which is better than a good time. 110 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:38,240 And I already talked to Mom, and since Kyle isn't in the ad, she said that you 111 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,660 could live in with her for a week. Yeah, yeah, and if he sees the pictures in 112 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:44,680 the family photo album when he grows up, we'll just tell him he wasn't born yet. 113 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:49,460 I just, I don't think it's a good idea. 114 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:54,410 Okay, okay. Let me have a moment alone with my wife. 115 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:57,330 Hey, hey. 116 00:07:57,850 --> 00:08:01,150 While you're talking to her, see if you can get her to go on the cruise. 117 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,610 Get out of here. 118 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:13,050 God knows that I don't ask for much. 119 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:17,210 Oh, I love how this is starting. 120 00:08:17,670 --> 00:08:20,310 Come on, Cheryl. This is an opportunity of a lifetime. 121 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,520 There's nothing I'd love more than going on a cruise. Well, then let's do it. 122 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:28,800 Honey, I'm not an actor. 123 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:32,720 What if I screw up? Then Dana will look bad. I mean, I'll look bad. 124 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,520 Okay, I know what this is about. 125 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:35,860 All right, don't worry. 126 00:08:36,159 --> 00:08:38,100 I have enough talent for the both of us. 127 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:42,539 Come on, you've seen the family movies. The camera loves me. 128 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:44,680 It's my big head. 129 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,740 Come on, the kids will love it. Well, get out of the cold. 130 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,980 And your number one kid will love it, too. 131 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,680 Me. 132 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:00,240 Come on, baby. All right, all right, we'll go. Oh, my God, you're so easy. 133 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,300 Okay, 134 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:06,220 guys, she said yes. We're going on a cruise. 135 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:08,260 We're going on a cruise. 136 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,900 We're going on a cruise. 137 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,760 We're going on a cruise. Wait a second. 138 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,180 I heard a floorboard snap. 139 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,240 We're going on a cruise. 140 00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:43,670 You have to wear that. 141 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:47,790 Well, it is an official position, and we are sailing into international waters. 142 00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:48,349 That's funny. 143 00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:50,570 Hey, look, Chris, look. Hey, look, Mickey, Minnie. 144 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:52,050 Hi, Minnie. Hi, Minnie. 145 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,330 Hey, look at this. Look at this. 146 00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:56,930 Hey, hey. 147 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,510 I'm king of the world! 148 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:03,470 Wow, it's quite a promotion from Bikini Inspector. 149 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,750 Hey, Mickey, Minnie, I'm king of the world! 150 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:08,250 Excuse me, sir. I'm king! 151 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:11,850 Sir, you need to come down. King! Sir, you might be king, but it stays. 152 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,240 Do not climb. All right, all right, all right. Have a magical day, sir. 153 00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:21,920 How come they didn't say my name when I came on? Andy, this is work for you. 154 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,880 What? I spent all this money on vacation clothes. 155 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,340 Vacation from what? Liking girls? 156 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:33,680 Listen, you're here as my assistant. On this cruise, your name is Hey You, and 157 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,180 my name is Yes Ma 'am. 158 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,840 You think I'm just going to take your crap all week? Well, it's either that or 159 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,240 you get on the next plane back to Chicago. 160 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:42,900 On your dime. 161 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,480 They're having a cold snap right now, you know. 162 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,800 I hate you. 163 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:47,940 I hate you what? 164 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:50,540 Ma 'am. 165 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:53,520 Okay, guys. 166 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:56,840 The first scene's not up for a couple hours, but remember, when you're on 167 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,820 camera, there's no spitting, picking boogers, or adjusting your underwear. 168 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:00,880 kids, same goes for you. 169 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:04,420 Well, then, you don't have to worry about me. I didn't pack any underwear 170 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:05,420 the screws. 171 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,520 I'm on vacation. 172 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:03,070 I mean, you're the rock. You're the foundation. I mean, you're the one 173 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,150 We're on this boat for a week. 174 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:06,410 Dial it back. 175 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:08,270 Dial it back. 176 00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,450 Uh, who's that next to Cheryl? 177 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:13,750 Oh, that's Jim. He's her husband. 178 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:15,290 Really? 179 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:16,870 Oh, no. 180 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,150 No, no, no, no, no. We need to get Cheryl a better husband. 181 00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:22,650 I've been telling her that for years. 182 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:28,770 Oh, my God. You're serious? 183 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,860 And Jim is not it. 184 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,160 He's got to go. 185 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:40,900 Listen, you hired me to oversee this project, and that's what I'm trying to 186 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,620 You're going to have to trust me that Jim's going to work. 187 00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:24,150 one step closer to robot butlers. 188 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,130 Look, Daddy, a ladder! 189 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:27,830 Oh, yeah? 190 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:30,470 Well, if you think that's cool, you should go out on the veranda and look at 191 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:31,470 chairs. 192 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,050 Chairs! 193 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:39,290 Honey, thank you for talking me into it. Oh, baby, you're welcome. 194 00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:43,070 Hey, I want you to know you were really good today. No, in front of the camera, 195 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:45,250 you were really good, like Queen Latifah Good. 196 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:47,270 Oh, 197 00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,270 someone at the door. 198 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:50,510 Could it be Minnie? 199 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,480 It's Goofy. 200 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,540 Hey, hey, hey. 201 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:01,140 How'd it go today? Did we still pop? 202 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,820 Um, yeah, pretty much. 203 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,100 There's this one problem. 204 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,960 God, it was me, wasn't it? I was stiff. I really felt stiff. 205 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:10,500 No, you were fine. 206 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,320 Gracie. 207 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,040 What a ham. I'll work with her. 208 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:16,940 Not her. 209 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,540 Ruby? 210 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,880 Actually, Jim, it was you. 211 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:28,849 You're fired. 212 00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:30,190 Fired? Oh, my God! 213 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:34,670 Well, I've never been fired in my life, and I've done a lot of things really 214 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:35,670 bad. 215 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:42,310 I'm sorry. My boss doesn't think you go with the rest of the family. Go? Well, 216 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:46,670 you know, you can tell your boss we may not go together, but we can damn sure 217 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:47,670 leave together. 218 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:48,429 Not a girl. 219 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,930 No, no, you can't do that. Oh, yeah? 220 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,830 Watch me. If Jim's fired, I'm fired. 221 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,050 That's my woman. 222 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,070 Well, then you can kiss your free cruise goodbye. 223 00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:13,490 as we do. 224 00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:19,690 Come on, honey. The kids are having fun. We're having fun. 225 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:23,050 What, do you want to flush a free vacation down a toilet along with your 226 00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,050 lipstick? 227 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,570 You flushed my lipstick? 228 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:32,430 Well, it fell in and... Trust me, you didn't want it back. 229 00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:39,470 Come on, Cheryl, please. I'm begging you. As your sister, I need your help. 230 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,270 I can't play the sister card again. 231 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,960 Fine, then I'll play the you stole my boyfriend in 10th grade card. 232 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:49,520 You stole my boyfriend in 10th grade. Why can't you let it go? 233 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:56,080 Please, Cheryl, you're the one having the fairy tale life. Throw Dana a bone. 234 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,300 All right. 235 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,100 All right, we'll stay. 236 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,840 Oh, thank you. You know, tomorrow we're shooting all day in Key West. Are you 237 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,659 going to be okay? 238 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:08,780 I'm going to be fine. 239 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:13,290 It'll be like opposite week. You'll work all week, and I'll sit on my butt 240 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,610 hoping the floor will vacuum itself. 241 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:30,810 Hey! 242 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:35,150 All right. So, in this next scene, you and the girls are going to be walking 243 00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:38,290 down Green Street, you know, laughing, having a great time with your husband. 244 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,100 Okay, let's have fun. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 245 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,540 My husband? 246 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:46,300 Yeah. Um, look, I was going to tell you this sooner, but I didn't want you to 247 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,300 freak out. 248 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,780 We've recast Jim's part with an actor from L .A. 249 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:51,720 What? Yeah. 250 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:55,980 His name's Ted. And, um, he's coming this way, so please don't blow this for 251 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,220 Oh, my gosh. Mr. Cart. 252 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:01,860 Hi. Hi. 253 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,200 Look at this. 254 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:05,520 The happy husband and wife. 255 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,880 Let's step back and watch the magic happen. 256 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,500 Hi, I'm Ted. I'm Cheryl. 257 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,900 Abracadabra! 258 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:18,040 Listen, you are such a genius with cats. Dana, I haven't had my coffee yet. 259 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:21,260 Oh. 260 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,940 Look, I know you haven't done this before, so you're probably a little 261 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,660 especially since we have the kids. 262 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,320 Kids? Yeah. 263 00:17:30,909 --> 00:17:32,530 Kitson had this great idea. 264 00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:36,950 On the last day of shooting, we're on Disney's private island, Castaway Cay. 265 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:41,170 You guys are watching the sunset, and you, you know, yeah, 266 00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:45,630 the whole piece builds to it, and Kitson really wants it. 267 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:47,570 Okay, that's nice. 268 00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:49,350 Look, I think I understand, Donna. 269 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:50,730 Dana. 270 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:56,010 Listen, I know it's weird kissing someone you hardly know, so you just 271 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,010 think of it as a job. 272 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,500 Like, I had to kiss a monkey in a Japanese luggage commercial, and I 273 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,500 I felt almost nothing. 274 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,459 Hey, Cheryl! 275 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:05,940 Cheryl! Check it out! 276 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:09,900 Yeah, I wanted to see Key West, so I got myself a little hog for the day. 277 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,020 More like a little pig. 278 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,540 Hey, hello? 279 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:20,340 Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Ted, this is my husband, Jim, and Jim, this is Ted. He 280 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,340 my husband. 281 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,640 Oh, really? 282 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,880 Well, how about that? 283 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,149 Actors on set. 284 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:31,250 Got to run, Jim. It was nice meeting you. 285 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,310 Yeah, nice to meet me, too. 286 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,150 So, husband, huh? 287 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,950 Yeah, honey, I didn't know. I just found out myself. 288 00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:43,630 That's cool. 289 00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:47,210 Yeah, and honey, there's one more thing. 290 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:48,410 We need the wine. 291 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:54,270 You're the wife. Go on, you're the wife. Go on. Are you okay? Cool, everything's 292 00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:55,269 cool. 293 00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:56,690 Cool, cool, cool, cool. Okay, good. 294 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:05,940 We're shooting a commercial here. You make noise, you answer to me, the big 295 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,540 Okay, they're sending the big man on a coffee run. 296 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:17,180 But I'm only making one trip, so think about it now. 297 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,100 Tell me, what's with this Ted guy? 298 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,320 Oh, my man Teddy? 299 00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:24,420 Yeah, Teddy. 300 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,140 He's done some solid work. 301 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,100 Commercials, a few soaps. 302 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,740 Yeah, yeah. Method training. He's a real pro. 303 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,160 You got nothing to worry about. 304 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,660 What would I have to worry about anyway? 305 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,900 You know, some guys get pretty uptight standing around watching their wife kiss 306 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,580 a good -looking... Nothing. 307 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,320 What do you mean? They're going to kiss? 308 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,280 Well, yeah, but... What did this happen? I've never heard Dana say anything 309 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,460 about a kiss. It's not real. 310 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,180 I don't care if it's real or not. You can't kiss my wife. 311 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,980 It's a stage kiss. It doesn't matter if it's a stage kiss. No, no, no. There was 312 00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:58,060 no kissing originally in this. 313 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:03,030 What are you talking about? When you kiss, you kiss too. 314 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,079 According to Jim. 315 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,080 Look at that. 316 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,700 Two kisses in one day. 317 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,120 Boy, sure are giving them out freely, aren't you? 318 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,760 So, Jim, did you get a chance to take in the sights while I was working? 319 00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:15,500 With our wife? 320 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:17,320 Oh, my God! 321 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,760 I think it's broken. 322 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:25,840 Call me old -fashioned, but I just don't want my wife kissing some other guy! 23698

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