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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,880 Carol, when do we start this two vegetable thing? 2 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:11,500 It's peas and carrots. It counts as one. 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,219 So I guess that means pie and ice cream counts as one dessert? Oh. 4 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,040 Yay! 5 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,280 Okay, so I haven't run this by Reverend Pearson yet, but that's the layout for 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,600 the bingo tables. What do you think? 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,700 You know, I think these tables near the entrance look a little crowded. Yeah, 8 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,000 just looking for blind support here. 9 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:31,840 Oh, then I love it. Oh, good. Geez, enough with the bingo talk. 10 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:34,840 Come on, every night for the last two weeks, all I've been hearing about is 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:35,840 bingo night. 12 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:38,860 Can't we just have some civilized dinner conversation? 13 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,260 All right, Jim. 14 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:41,900 Read any good books lately? 15 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,200 Well, 16 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,460 you know, Dan, I've been busy raising a family. 17 00:00:49,260 --> 00:00:51,980 But don't worry, honey. Maybe you'll meet your husband in a book. 18 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,760 All right, you girls are done. You're too mature for this conversation. 19 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,420 Can we watch TV? 20 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:00,880 Sure, go ahead. 21 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:03,890 Oh, Jim, no, no, no. They're watching too much TV. 22 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:05,430 Yeah, you're right. 23 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:08,090 Hey, girls, put on a video game. 24 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:13,810 So, Jim, do you mind coming down early and helping me set up the bingo tables 25 00:01:13,810 --> 00:01:14,810 church? 26 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:17,170 You know, big white building cross on top. 27 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:21,710 No way. I am not going to bingo night. 28 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:26,030 Jim, come on. It's to raise money for the church. Whatever happened to do unto 29 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:30,030 others? Cheryl, for everyone to do unto others, there's got to be some guy to be 30 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:31,030 done unto. 31 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,080 I'm that guy. 32 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,840 Oh, did I tell you the grand prize is a king -size waterbed? 33 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,080 You're kidding. 34 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,020 I love waterbeds. 35 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:44,200 I'm going to win that waterbed. I'm going to win that waterbed. I'm going to 36 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,720 it. I love our bed. I don't want to give up our mattress. 37 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:50,660 To be fair, she's already given up her career, her ambition, and her dignity. 38 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:57,960 Cheryl, don't you see that this waterbed is a sign from God? He's saying, my son 39 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,600 walked on water. Jim, you must sleep on it. 40 00:02:01,820 --> 00:02:05,020 I thought you weren't even going to bingo night. Oh, that's that thing we 41 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:08,600 You know, you always want to do something that I don't want to do. Then 42 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,600 convince me. It's fun. 43 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,900 Go ahead. Let's do it again. 44 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,780 Okay. Let's do the dishes. 45 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 I don't want to. 46 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,120 Thank you, Reverend Carrington. 47 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:41,420 Oh, this one is so much fun. Okay, in the B column, people, it's B4. 48 00:02:42,220 --> 00:02:43,380 And after. 49 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:51,700 And after we're done here tonight, and before we see to 50 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:56,420 the... I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm sorry. 51 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,600 Look, if you want to see heaven, cough up the green, okay? 52 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,700 Hey, you want to buy a homemade cupcake? 53 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:05,900 Fifty cents. 54 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:08,140 Oh, come on. They're made with love. 55 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,020 Butthead. 56 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:15,640 Jim, what do you think of my cupcakes? 57 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,660 Well, they've held up real nice with three kids and all. 58 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:28,900 B7, B7. 59 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:31,380 B7. Yeah, B7's great. 60 00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:33,690 If this was ten freaking minutes ago! 61 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:37,010 Nancy, would you keep it down? Get lost. 62 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,630 Bad luck having a dame eyeballing your cards. 63 00:03:41,590 --> 00:03:43,930 Ah, not the church bench! I'll be good, I'll be good! 64 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:47,890 I -22, I -22. 65 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:50,310 I missed the last number. 66 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:51,710 What was it? 67 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:53,570 I -22. 68 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:55,210 What? 69 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,200 Thank you. You're welcome. 70 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,640 You remind me of my husband. 71 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,780 He had a beautiful voice. 72 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,300 I slept with Jack Kerouac. 73 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,200 Bingo! Bingo! 74 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:28,420 We have a bingo! 75 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,520 Full ball cards. 76 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:34,380 Raps. There goes dinner for two at the Rusty Schooner. Come on, Andy, man, 77 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,440 you're better than that. 78 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:41,630 It's time for the grand prize game. 79 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:43,410 Well, 80 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:49,250 Dana, feast your eyes on this. 81 00:04:50,710 --> 00:04:55,050 It's a king -size waterbed donated by Swifty the Bed Czar. 82 00:04:56,790 --> 00:05:00,510 It's a free -flow multi -baffle system made right here in the U .S. of A. 83 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,600 and comfort is a sin, well, then some lucky winner tonight is going straight 84 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,600 hell. 85 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,200 But what a way to go, huh? 86 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,400 Retail value, $699 .99. 87 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,640 So, let's get it on! 88 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:29,380 Um, that was supposed to be my part, Reverend, but, uh, okay. 89 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:39,060 If you do, can I have your old one? The one that your sister and I conceived 90 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,100 three children on? Sure. 91 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:44,800 I'll stick with the futon. 92 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:48,340 B6, B6. 93 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,180 Still waiting for the winner of that waterbed. 94 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,420 Oh, N45, N45. 95 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,280 067. 96 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:00,960 Thanks for nothing, universe. 97 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,060 Oh, Lady Meyer. 98 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:09,140 067. 99 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:51,090 Time we go out. 100 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:59,670 Oh, Jim, what a pleasure to see you. 101 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:03,350 Yeah, Cheryl's now with me. Oh, good. It's so hard to keep up the facade here. 102 00:07:04,530 --> 00:07:07,390 So why don't you fork over that waterbed and I'll be out of your hair until 103 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:08,390 Christmas. 104 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:10,370 Uh, yeah. 105 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:16,270 Um, you know, Jim, many religions believe in a omnipresent God. 106 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:20,560 Whoa. Okay, look, I didn't come all the way down to church to be lectured by 107 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,680 some minister about God. 108 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:31,860 For instance, some Hasidic Jews believe that reality is a dream that God 109 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:36,860 has conjured, and therefore God sees all and knows all because he is all. 110 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 111 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,680 You got an altar boy or something to help me move this water bed? 112 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:49,770 God is always watching. 113 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:55,410 And sometimes, so am I. 114 00:08:01,590 --> 00:08:03,450 A hidden camera in a church? 115 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:07,030 I know, you wouldn't know it to look at me, but I'm actually quite a bit of a 116 00:08:07,030 --> 00:08:08,030 techno geek. 117 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,050 All right, what are you going to do? 118 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:12,610 Me? 119 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:13,890 I'm not going to do anything. 120 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:15,850 No, your conscience. 121 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:18,130 over time is going to eat at you. 122 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:20,490 Wow. 123 00:08:21,350 --> 00:08:22,350 That's heavy. 124 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,790 I'm going to be thinking about that all night. 125 00:08:27,030 --> 00:08:29,950 Let me toss it and turn it on my new waterbed. Where is it? 126 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:34,929 It's in the rec hall. Go ahead. Go get it. Enjoy yourself. Have a great time, 127 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:39,190 Jim. Just remember, God is watching you. 128 00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:43,970 Well, after I get this waterbed set up, he may want to avert his eyes. 129 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:58,260 That wasn't so bad. 130 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:02,720 You went to church, you helped a charity, and you got a free waterbed. 131 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice recap. Lose the top. 132 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,020 See anything you like, sweets? 133 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:18,780 No! 134 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,420 Honey, what's wrong? 135 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,440 Nothing. Nothing. 136 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,400 Cupcakes. Fifty cents. 137 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,240 Go! 138 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,280 Hey. 139 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:49,520 Hey. 140 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,180 You work late tonight, huh? 141 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:04,230 Had this water bit for a few days now and still haven't felt the motion of the 142 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,230 ocean. 143 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,810 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 144 00:10:14,730 --> 00:10:15,730 I doubt it. 145 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:21,630 All right. 146 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,450 What's with you lately? 147 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,870 Nothing. Everything's great. 148 00:10:27,130 --> 00:10:28,130 Totally normal. 149 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,400 You're eating my tofu. 150 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,080 It's obviously a cry for help. 151 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,940 Come on, something's wrong. 152 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:42,260 Is it me? 153 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,240 What? 154 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,980 No, no, no, honey. 155 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,240 Okay, 156 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:54,220 I didn't know how to tell you this, but I'm seeing somebody else. 157 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,980 What? Maybe that was a bad choice of words. 158 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,540 I actually see somebody else. 159 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,080 Oh, what? 160 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:13,100 And bingo, I switched cards with old lady Meyer while she was asleep and won 161 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:16,780 bet. And then Reverend Pearson saw it and ratted me out to God. 162 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:22,180 And because of that, when I try to be with you... 163 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:43,760 conscience. I know people keep saying that, but I don't buy it. 164 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:49,000 Look, honey, there's an easy fix for this, and I think you know what it is. I 165 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,680 know, I know. I thought about a blindfold, but I'd still feel the beard. 166 00:11:58,660 --> 00:11:59,700 Yes? Hi. 167 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,360 You remember me? 168 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,480 Yes. You helped me with the bingo. Such a nice boy. 169 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,840 Yes, thank you. 170 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,080 I ripped you off. 171 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,120 Yeah, he skinned you real good. 172 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:21,040 Yeah, I, uh... Well, long story short, you won the waterbed, 173 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,520 and here it is. 174 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:27,160 Oh. I wouldn't have any use for a waterbed. 175 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,860 But you want it. You have to take it. But I don't want it. 176 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:35,280 But you have to take it. But I don't want it. But you have to take it. 177 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,720 Look. 178 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,500 He won't take the waterbed. 179 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,500 Please, let me pay you for it. 180 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,560 Oh, I couldn't take your money. 181 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,460 Drop the act and take the money. 182 00:12:54,660 --> 00:13:00,420 Look, please, will you take the money? It's important to me. 183 00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:04,180 Well, all right. 184 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,520 How much is the waterbed worth? 185 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,200 Well, how much do you think it's worth? 186 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:25,320 Is Dana smarter, boys or girls? Girls, by a long shot. 187 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,800 Daddy says boys are smarter. 188 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,860 Well, that's because he's a boy and he's stupid. 189 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:32,859 Where's Cheryl? 190 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:33,860 Where's Cheryl? 191 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,580 Daddy, if Dana says you're stupid... Yeah, yeah, whatever. 192 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:38,799 Where's Cheryl? 193 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,800 In the bedroom. 194 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,240 Idiots! 195 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:42,860 Okay, okay, here, here, here. 196 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,560 out for some ice cream. Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go. What? 197 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,240 I need some alone time with your sister. 198 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,060 Oh, my God, girls, let's go. Move, move, move. 199 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,040 Let her chill. There's no time. Run. 200 00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,640 Chill, chill, chill. 201 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,640 Yeah? I've done a good thing. Now let's do the bad thing. 202 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,200 What's the matter? 203 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,280 You're not fucking Reverend Pearson, are you? 204 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,620 Finally. 205 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:14,560 It feels like it's been years. 206 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,640 Jim, the man upstairs is not in the business of putting curses on people. 207 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:49,599 Oh, yeah? 208 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,700 He makes zombies. 209 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,560 Right, I forgot about the zombies. 210 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,760 Yeah, now he's got me seeing you and old lady Meyer in bed. 211 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,099 In bed? 212 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,900 No, I just flirt with her. 213 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,340 We need central air. She's got deep pockets. 214 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,560 I'm not talking about that. 215 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:13,500 Instead of seeing my wife, I see you, and then I see old lady Meyer. 216 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,100 And because of that, I... 217 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,360 and look at Cheryl. 218 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,620 Jeez. 219 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,620 Well, you know, Jim, if you need me to make love to your wife, just come out 220 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,620 say it. 221 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,560 That's a joke. Come on. I use that in my couples counseling session. 222 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,060 It gets a bigger laugh there. Okay. 223 00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:38,160 You know, Jim, it kind of seems to me like maybe you're having a little 224 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,360 with your conscience. 225 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,480 Oh, no, no, no. 226 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,840 Look, I told Cheryl the truth. 227 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,060 Yeah? 228 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:48,700 and I went to old lady Meyer's house, and I paid her for the bed. 229 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,080 I'm clean. 230 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:54,580 Jeez. Wonder what the problem is, then. I don't know. That's why I'm here. 231 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,740 How much money did you pay her? 232 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,820 Well, I might have given her a little less than market value. 233 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,300 Okay, how much? 234 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,520 Fifteen bucks. Fifteen bucks? 235 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:08,820 I thought she'd count her. She didn't even count her. 236 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:14,780 Oh, Jimbo, you are in big need of a little talk with God, my friend. 237 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:16,700 Come on, nobody does that anymore. 238 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,580 You know something? As a matter of fact, they do, Jim. Otherwise, I'd be working 239 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:20,580 at my dad's shoe store. 240 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:25,380 Come on, sit down. I'll get you started. All right? 241 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:27,180 God, 242 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,480 Jim. 243 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:29,740 Jim, God. 244 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,120 Hey. 245 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:33,980 Big fan. 246 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,700 First time caller, long time listener. 247 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:46,250 You got God's ear. Let's get to the point, okay? 248 00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:50,650 Well, I know that you know the things that I've done wrong. 249 00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:53,810 Kind of like Santa that way. 250 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,530 Did I do long time listening? Uh -huh. Yes. 251 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:02,689 I'm out. 252 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,450 Come on, come on. Hold it, hold it. 253 00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:09,230 Why don't you try lifting the things that you think God might find bad? 254 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,530 You mean like cheating little old ladies at bingo? 255 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:16,569 Well, that's an excellent example. Go on. And then low -balling them after you 256 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,550 cheated them? All right, Jim, you're on a roll. Keep going. 257 00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:20,810 And then flirting with them to get central air for the church? 258 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:28,830 Okay, let's wrap this up, so... Jim, come on. I mean, you 259 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:31,790 know what you gotta do, don't you? 260 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:39,950 Yeah, I should give old lady Meyer a fair price for the bed. 261 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,650 And maybe stop calling her Old Lady Meyer. 262 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,630 Welly, welly, welly, look at you, mister. 263 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,250 You feel better? 264 00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:58,610 Yeah, well, it's kind of painless, I guess. 265 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:03,210 Yeah, well, you know, when God's not smiting the wicked, she's a pretty good 266 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:04,210 lady. 267 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,880 Thanks. 268 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,140 Sure. 269 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,020 So I guess I'll see you in shirts Sunday. Nope. Great. 270 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,620 Thank you. I'm back. 271 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,320 Hello, Chicago. 272 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,120 And God said, let there be a rock. 273 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:36,300 I've got to talk to you. 274 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:41,720 I'm at a moral crossroads and geez, you know, um, bartenders love to listen to. 275 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,210 I'm joking. Come on in. 276 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:54,930 So, after I sold the waterbed, I went right over to old lady Mrs. 277 00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,770 Meyer's house and I gave her the money. 278 00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:01,410 And that's it? You didn't steal any lawn ornaments on your way out or anything? 279 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:03,970 No. I was very good. 280 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:07,810 She made me oatmeal and told me stories about the Great Depression. 281 00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:11,070 Let me tell you something. That lady does not like the Irish. 282 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:13,769 See, honey? 283 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:15,230 Doesn't it feel good to have a clear conscience? 284 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,540 Yeah. Yeah, it does. 285 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,300 Even though I was forced into it. 286 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,700 Yeah, honey. 287 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:25,700 It is kind of a shame we never got a chance to try out that waterbed. 288 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,840 Well, next time we're over at Andy's house, we'll have to sneak into his 289 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,960 bedroom. You sold it to Andy? 290 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:36,580 Yeah. One of their staff will pay my 10 % transaction fee. 291 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:43,940 Kitty want to play? 20880