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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,650 --> 00:00:02,650 And Jim, can I have all your guppy? 2 00:00:06,910 --> 00:00:08,770 And I win again. 3 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:12,610 If only they had goat fish tables in Vegas. 4 00:00:13,470 --> 00:00:14,470 Yeah, our old maid. 5 00:00:16,930 --> 00:00:18,430 Are there any popsicles left? 6 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:21,750 Yeah, I think there's one left. Oh, I call it. It's mine, mine, mine, mine. 7 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:22,750 right. 8 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:25,650 Hello. 9 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:27,610 Wow, look at my little ninja. 10 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:29,919 How'd she do? 11 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,700 Honey, she is so great. Show Daddy. 12 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:33,840 Ka -yah! 13 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:35,180 Oh, yeah! 14 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:36,720 Way to go! 15 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,100 Now can I play Popsicle? Of course. 16 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:41,720 Oh, actually, sweetie, Uncle Andy... No, no, no, no, no, no. 17 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:44,860 Let it play out. 18 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:02,740 Tracy's not sharing. 19 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,580 Oh, baby. 20 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:24,820 Three, two, one. 21 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:29,660 Yes! Exactly. 24 hours till our beloved Chicago Bear. 22 00:01:32,270 --> 00:01:35,450 against our tribal, the Green Bay Packers. Boo! 23 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,930 Are you ready for some football? 24 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:43,170 It's our Monday night football, baby. And we're going. 25 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:45,730 My son's first game. 26 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:47,050 Chest bump. 27 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:53,670 Take the pin out of the pocket. 28 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:58,710 Daddy, we made a shirt for Kyle's first football game. 29 00:01:58,990 --> 00:02:01,350 Oh, look at that shirt you got. 30 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,100 got here? You got rainbows, starfish. Who's this on the pony? 31 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:06,360 That's the Olsen twins. 32 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,840 Oh. 33 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,300 Isn't that cute? 34 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:12,620 But don't you think Chicago Bears should be somewhere on this shirt? 35 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,320 I told you. 36 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,760 Are they coming to the game? 37 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,760 Sadly, a sleepover was scheduled for the same night. 38 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,060 Yes! 39 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,620 Wedding ring. I'm sorry. 40 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:32,270 We got the game. Listen, I want everyone to know I... I had nothing to do with 41 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:33,310 this. With what? With what? 42 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:34,690 With that. 43 00:02:34,730 --> 00:02:36,630 What? That. That. That. 44 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,090 Packers ball. 45 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,990 Packers ball. Yes, it is. I'm sorry. 46 00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:48,990 Again, I had nothing to do with bringing this filth inside your house. Cheryl. 47 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:51,670 I was trying to fit in the market. I had to do something. 48 00:02:52,070 --> 00:02:53,070 Did you try? 49 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,760 vending machine. That's just what came out. I begged her to give him candy. 50 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:07,120 Ah, don't worry about it, Kyle. 51 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:10,980 Your daddy's here right now. Just give me the ball. 52 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:12,260 Mine. 53 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,240 I don't believe this is happening. 54 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,060 You let this happen. 55 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:18,940 Calm down. 56 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,120 It's just a stupid little toy. 57 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:22,380 Oh, sure. 58 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,720 Why don't you just go out and get him some booze and a chainsaw? 59 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:29,560 Must I explain to you again? 60 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,940 About the concept of the formative years? 61 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:35,920 I do not want Kyle forming into a cheese head. 62 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:41,940 He's going to forget about this tomorrow, I promise. 63 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,720 Come on, would you just let it go? 64 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:47,800 I guess, it's all right. Okay, yeah. 65 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,059 No big deal. 66 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,060 All right, guys? 67 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:51,640 Yes, it's cool. 68 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,200 All right, let's get that ball. 69 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,840 Oh, I got an idea. I'll give him a cupcake. 70 00:04:02,570 --> 00:04:03,970 That's actually a fallacy. 71 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:08,030 Babies love candy, and rarely do they let people take it from them. 72 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:11,450 Here you go, sweetie. 73 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:12,810 Want a cupcake? 74 00:04:13,510 --> 00:04:15,070 Yum, yum, yum, yum. 75 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:17,110 Mine. 76 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:22,150 Great. Now he's got the ball and the cupcake. 77 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:25,430 He is so your kid. 78 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:51,050 Name sounds familiar, but, uh... Jim, we've been waiting for this day for 20 79 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:52,770 years. He's your son. 80 00:04:54,730 --> 00:04:56,310 Is he still a cheesehead? 81 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:01,430 Then I have no son! 82 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:04,150 Please, Dad. 83 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:05,530 Please. 84 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:08,910 It's the most important day of my life. 85 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:10,950 Are you still a Packers fan? 86 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:12,170 Don't blame me. 87 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:16,490 She's the one who gave me this stupid Packers ball during my formative years. 88 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:19,450 You were right, Jim. 89 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:21,530 I couldn't raise the boy. 90 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,810 Can you give me the ball now? 91 00:05:29,010 --> 00:05:30,010 Mine. 92 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:59,060 I pumped 72 quarters in that vending machine, and I finally got a beer's 93 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,300 Yes! 94 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,720 That's my boy. 95 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,620 Does life get any better than this? 96 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,560 Yes, Jim, it does. 97 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:37,799 Hey, Dad. 98 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,800 Yes? 99 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,280 Ready to go? 100 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:43,960 Jeez, Kyle. 101 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:47,280 Do we have to go to every single Bears game? 102 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:53,820 I love you, Dad. 103 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:57,900 I love you, too, son. Hey, hey. Thanks for taking away that Packers ball when I 104 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:58,900 was in my formative years. 105 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,760 How can I ever repay you? 106 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,840 Well, there's a matter of the 72 quarters. 107 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:09,610 You'd take it out of my college fund. I bought that. 108 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:11,090 Hey, guys! 109 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:01,780 Are you okay with that? 110 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:06,680 I mean, otherwise you could just stuff his feelings in and drink them away like 111 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,680 your Uncle Howard. 112 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,040 What? What are you talking about? 113 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,740 Honey, what were you talking about? 114 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:16,180 History. Here. 115 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,300 This is the ball he should have. 116 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,060 Would you give him the ball he wants? Why? 117 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,440 So he can grow up to be a Packers fan and a drunk like your Uncle Howard? 118 00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:32,500 He saw things in Korea he couldn't forget. 119 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,380 Go get him the ball he wants. 120 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,500 Yeah. 121 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:43,640 Okay. 122 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:46,140 Okay. Oh, that's a good boy. 123 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,720 Oh, Jim. 124 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,680 What? That doesn't make him a Packers fan. It's just a ball to him. 125 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,120 And you can't take it away from him. It's attached to it now. 126 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:57,400 It's his transitional object, like Ruby with that stuffed monkey. 127 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:58,920 Mr. Pickles? 128 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,210 We had to save a place at dinner for that thing. 129 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:04,910 And I'm not eating with that. 130 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:07,310 And I'm not not eating. 131 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:11,310 All I'm saying is that eventually he'll give it up. 132 00:09:11,690 --> 00:09:13,070 Eventually, the game is tonight. 133 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:16,090 And he's not bringing that ball to the game. 134 00:09:17,030 --> 00:09:20,410 Maybe he will and maybe he won't, but I'm not taking it away from him. 135 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:24,510 Look, no matter what you do, Kyle's going to grow up to be his own person. 136 00:09:24,990 --> 00:09:28,990 I'm sorry, sweetie, but chances are he's not going to be a carbon copy of you. 137 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:30,170 Oh. 138 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:33,270 He might not even like sports. 139 00:09:44,690 --> 00:09:45,690 Hey, 140 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:51,530 what are you guys doing here? Hey, check it out. I made football -shaped 141 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:53,230 pancakes in honor of tonight's game. 142 00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:56,630 Can you imagine if real footballs were made of pancakes? 143 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,810 Or if goalposts were made of bacon? 144 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:01,090 Or if I had a girlfriend? 145 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,140 son might not like sports. 146 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,360 Yeah, I said it. And you'd be okay with that? 147 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,000 Well, if that's what he wants. 148 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:25,680 I don't care if he's a Packers fan or a Bears fan or a Democrat or a Republican 149 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:28,560 or a meat eater or a vegetarian. All right, that's it. 150 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,460 Right after breakfast, I'm storming out of this house. 151 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,040 Cheryl, I don't understand. I thought you were a Bears fan. 152 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,120 No, no, honey. You're a Bears fan. 153 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:40,310 And I married you, so I support you. 154 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:43,890 What does that mean? If you were with a Packers fan, you'd be a Packers fan? 155 00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:49,790 If I loved him and he didn't annoy me every day of my life. 156 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:53,230 Oh, thank God. 157 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:55,630 You were never with a Packers fan. 158 00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:58,650 Right. 159 00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:05,890 What? 160 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:07,050 The truth. 161 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,680 Have you ever been with a Packers fan? 162 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,100 Yes. 163 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,700 Oh, my God. 164 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,280 I'm in a mixed marriage. 165 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,220 It was just a couple of dates in college. 166 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:30,420 Oh, please, honey, tell me it was a girl. That I could deal with. 167 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,760 Just some guy who happened to be a Packers fan. 168 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,720 Did the two of you ever, you know... 169 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,220 Go to a game together? 170 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:43,220 No. Oh, Jim, she's lying. 171 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:47,160 What? She went to a game and she loved it. She came home and she said she never 172 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,360 screamed so loud in her life. 173 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,960 That's what you said after our first game. 174 00:11:58,180 --> 00:12:01,400 You made me feel like I'd never been to a game before. 175 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,500 Are we still talking about sports? 176 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:05,760 Because if not... 177 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,580 I haven't been to a game in six months. 178 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:14,040 Jim, just because I dated a Packers fan doesn't make me a bad person. No, it 179 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,340 makes you a bad American, Cheryl. 180 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,760 You hate America? 181 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,120 Hate apple pie? 182 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,560 She sure cooks it like she does. 183 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,520 And you know what else? It makes you a bad influence on our boy. 184 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:29,660 Whoa, wait a minute. Now I'm a bad mother? 185 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,060 Why are you dropping your forks now? 186 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,200 Sarah, I didn't say you were a bad mother. You're a great mother. 187 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:37,460 For the girls. 188 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:41,000 But boys need to be raised by men the way nature intended it. 189 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,760 You know what? 190 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:47,900 You make a good point. That's a good point. Why don't you take Kyle and make 191 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,780 a man? And I'll go get my hair and nails done. You know, the way nature 192 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:51,780 intended. 193 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:54,720 Oh, I'll make him a man, all right. 194 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,339 Right, Andy? 195 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,920 Yes, sir. Read diddly -deedly. 196 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,200 And I'll do a little work on you, too. 197 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,120 All right, listen up, guys. Today we are building ourselves a brand new sports 198 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:15,860 fan. What kind of sports fan, Jim? Boy, the best kind, Andy. A Chicago Bears 199 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:18,140 fan. Bear! Bear! Bear! 200 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,780 Cheer the kid. 201 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:28,480 Our mission today is to get him to reject this ball of evil and accept this 202 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:33,100 ball of purity, good, and light. 203 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:42,330 that, we're going to teach this young man, my son, about the greatest year in 204 00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:43,330 Bears history. 205 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,130 Look, 206 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,710 Jim. He likes it. He's smiling. 207 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:52,270 Quick, quick, quick. Get the flashcards. 208 00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:54,790 You're doing good, boy. You're doing good. 209 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:58,670 Mike Ditka, leader of men. 210 00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:01,370 No heart attack's going to stop him from smoking. 211 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,210 Jim McMahon, the quarterback. 212 00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:08,170 He once mooned a news crew. Oh, he's cool. 213 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:12,390 Look at that samurai Mike Singletary. Look at him crazy eyes. 214 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:18,710 Oh, Jimmy, it's loving that. Yes, yes, quick, the Super Bowl shuffle. 215 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:19,990 Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. 216 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:24,430 We are the best shuffling crew. Shuffle on down. Two, three. 217 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:28,490 We're not here to start no trouble. We're just here to do the Super Bowl 218 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:29,490 shuffle. 219 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,920 Okay, Super Bowl XX, it's 37 -3. Who does that have to bring in? 220 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,580 Refrigerator Perry. 221 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:47,280 Spike the 222 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:53,160 ball. Spike the ball like Uncle Andy did. 223 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,540 Spike the ball. 224 00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:06,850 like we have a brand new Bears fan. 225 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,550 All right, lunch is over. Get out of here. 226 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:18,110 Hey, Kenny, get rid of this. You see, Andy, that's how you raise a boy. 227 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,450 You don't hand him the enemy flag when he's crying. 228 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:25,250 No, you get a bunch of construction workers to dance for. That's right. 229 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:26,950 Amen, brother. 230 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,190 All right, my little son. 231 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,730 My little Bears fan. 232 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:33,850 Here. It's your first Bears ball. 233 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:36,790 Green ball. 234 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,170 Try it again. 235 00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:42,030 This is your first Bears ball. 236 00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:43,370 There you go. 237 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,930 No, green ball, green ball. 238 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,570 No, no, no, green ball. 239 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:50,790 Come on. 240 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,430 You're a Bears fan now. No more green ball. 241 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:59,090 Blue ball, blue ball, yeah. You're a Bears fan. There you go. 242 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,410 I can't stand this crying. 243 00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:03,270 Just ignore it. 244 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,430 It'll get over it. It'll pass. 245 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,430 We gotta get that ball back. 246 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:11,630 Kenny! 247 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:15,010 Wow, sent that ball straight to hell. 248 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,260 You buy that Packers ball for me, and you can keep the change. 249 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,840 Hi. 250 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:47,980 Hi. 251 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,640 Can I help you? 252 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,000 Yes, I need something. 253 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,520 I need a couple things, actually. 254 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,720 I need some golf tees. 255 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,700 And ankle weights, of course. 256 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,839 Some squash balls. I'm running low. 257 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,780 And then I'll have a little Packers ball. 258 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,339 Excuse me, what? 259 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,640 No, 260 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:18,880 no, no, over there. 261 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:21,800 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 262 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,180 Packers ball! 263 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,400 Did you just say you wanted a Packers ball? 264 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,040 Me? 265 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,420 No, I didn't say anything like that. I mean, I'll buy one. 266 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,920 I mean, to torch it. 267 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,020 Do you take checks? 268 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,400 Hey, this guy over here is buying a Packers ball. 269 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,180 What are you, some kind of cheese head? 270 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,860 No, no, no, no, no, not me, actually. 271 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,320 Actually, it's for my son, you know. 272 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,480 He's two years old. What are you going to do? 273 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,240 You let your kid play with a Packers ball? 274 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,360 Well, he doesn't play with it. 275 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,420 He just sleeps with it. 276 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,020 Like a doll? 277 00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,500 What the hell kind of boy are you raising? 278 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,380 Hopefully a happy one. 279 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,360 You got a problem with that? 280 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,640 It's okay. 281 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,680 It's okay. 282 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:45,850 Tell it to the dump truck. 283 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:47,610 Get this thing out of here. 284 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:49,790 There's no trash cans. Find a mailbox. 285 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,430 Get it out of here. 286 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:57,110 I don't know. 287 00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:01,390 It's just the beginning, isn't it? 288 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:06,170 The beginning of all the things that make you happy and drive me nuts. 289 00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:10,030 Thanks for sticking up for me in there. 290 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:15,890 I'm your dad. 291 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:16,990 It's my job. 292 00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,890 No matter how dumb your decisions are. 293 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:25,250 Sorry. It's all right. 294 00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:27,910 You didn't mean it. 295 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:30,850 Not this time. 296 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,010 But it's coming, right? 297 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,690 Oh, yeah. 298 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,210 Big time. 299 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:43,410 So no matter what I do, you're going to be who you're going to be, huh? 300 00:19:48,129 --> 00:19:49,830 Yep. Is that the way you do about it? 301 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:51,750 No. 302 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:53,990 I could ground you. 303 00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:56,710 I could give a nose ring. 304 00:19:57,570 --> 00:20:04,270 As much as it's going to piss me off. 305 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,100 It'll make it a lot easier if you're a sports fan. 306 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,880 Don't rub it in. 307 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,000 Hey, Jim. What, what, what? Jim. 308 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,700 What? Hey, how do you think of the grass so great? 309 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,000 You know, 310 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,900 you really should ask them because our lawn looks like grass. 311 00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:44,320 Sure. Watch the game. 312 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,740 You're here to learn about men and football and a change of kids' diapers. 313 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,630 And to be designated driver. 314 00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,490 Speaking of, three more beers, sweetheart. 315 00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:56,550 Hey, spear guy! 316 00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:59,010 Three more big boys right here! 317 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:05,470 Well done, Cheryl. 318 00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:07,370 I mean, it's the peanut guy. 319 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,010 But very good technique. 320 00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:14,230 You may help me raise our son. 321 00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:17,950 Oh, look at him. 322 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,500 So happy with his little Packers ball. 323 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,780 As long as he's happy. 324 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,240 See, Cheryl? 325 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,100 Sometimes you do get through. 22159