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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,750 --> 00:00:04,310 Okay, Grace. We'll see you then. 2 00:00:04,870 --> 00:00:08,330 Okay, that was Jim. He's at the airport with Mom. They'll be here in 45 minutes. 3 00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:11,050 Whoa. I just got that knot in my stomach. 4 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:14,310 I've had it since I knew she was coming. 5 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,450 Do you guys have that knot in your stomach? Yeah. 6 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:22,210 It's even worse now she's bringing what's -his -name. 7 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:24,990 Hey, hey, hey. Her boyfriend's name is Frank. 8 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,370 Ow! 9 00:00:27,890 --> 00:00:29,650 Frank. Oh, isn't that perfect? 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:30,919 I'm Frank. 11 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:35,440 I'm glad your dad's dead. I kiss your mom on the lip. All right, all right. 12 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,900 Dad's been gone for two years. Mom finally found somebody who made her 13 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:40,900 should support her. 14 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,140 Look who's still desperate to be the favorite. 15 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,600 Sorry, Peaches. You'll never be the baby. 16 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:48,400 Please. I've given her three grandchildren. 17 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,680 It's not even a contest. 18 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:58,060 Oh, okay, my mom. You look great. I thought you were 45 minutes away. 19 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,600 Oh, I love you. I love that gag. All you need is a phone and a sucker. 20 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,740 Frank, let me introduce you to everyone. 21 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:06,960 This is Gerald. 22 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,360 And Dana. 23 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:11,820 And there's my baby. 24 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,000 Lovely home, Cheryl. Thanks for opening it to us. Oh, it's my pleasure. So, 25 00:01:30,060 --> 00:01:32,820 anybody for some peach strawberry iced tea? 26 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:36,260 Oh, yeah. Hey, what, a gay delivery truck in a pothole out front? 27 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:42,000 So, honey, how's the job hunt going? Any nibbles? Oh, yeah, there's plenty of 28 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,720 nibbles. Plenty of nibbles, yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:45,400 Oh, good. Any jobs? 30 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:47,740 Oh, jobs, jobs, jobs. 31 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,440 No. 32 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,580 Just remember, on your next job interview... 33 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:55,250 Show off the bosom. 34 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,090 Powerful men like that. 35 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,250 That's how your mom reeled me in. 36 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:04,230 How about a kiss on the lips? 37 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:10,550 Uncle Frank is getting a boat. 38 00:02:10,810 --> 00:02:12,990 Uncle Frank is going to teach us how to tie knots. 39 00:02:13,570 --> 00:02:17,990 You're a sailor, huh, Frank? That's right. It was my passion until I met 40 00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:19,950 mother. Now it's just a hobby. 41 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:22,870 My father was a landlubber. 42 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,680 But by God, we loved him. 43 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,840 Andy's kind of an idiot. Maggie's already told you, right? 44 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,360 Yes. 45 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,600 So, Uncle Frank. 46 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:41,740 Wow, I just... I remember when you had to be related to use that title. 47 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,940 Did you hear that, Frank? 48 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:46,960 No, Maggie, I was otherwise engaged. 49 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,420 Oh, my God. 50 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:52,040 You guys are getting married? 51 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,320 I guess we just can't hide our bliss, huh? 52 00:02:56,620 --> 00:03:00,680 Welcome to the family. 53 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,740 Here, change your grandson. 54 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,580 Ruby's diary? 55 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,720 You shouldn't read that. 56 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,660 This is how we keep one step ahead of her. 57 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:34,360 You know, I just don't like that, Frank. 58 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,860 Did you see the way he was massaging my mother's shoulders in the kitchen? 59 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,180 And the way he keeps calling her honey? 60 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,120 And then he pulls her chair out at the table. 61 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,200 Yeah, you're right. He's a real psychopath. 62 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:49,860 Oh, look. 63 00:03:50,420 --> 00:03:52,160 She thinks her dad's a hero. 64 00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:55,530 No, I'm writing it in. 65 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:03,590 Jim, Jim, I need you to focus. 66 00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:07,350 You know, they've only known each other two months and they're getting married. 67 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:08,990 I think there's something rotten here. 68 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:10,690 I think you're being paranoid. 69 00:04:11,030 --> 00:04:11,689 Am I? 70 00:04:11,690 --> 00:04:13,590 You know she's giving him the money to buy that boat? 71 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:15,650 Wait, wait, I didn't hear about this. What's that about? 72 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:19,490 You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to run a background check on Frank. 73 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:21,329 All I need is his driver's license. 74 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:26,370 What do you know about background checks? 75 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:28,690 Dana ran one on you before we got married. What? 76 00:04:31,630 --> 00:04:35,470 I am totally outraged. That is an invasion of privacy. 77 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:41,110 Oh, look who's got a crush on Harry Potter. 78 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:49,050 Now, this knot is the yachtsman's favorite. It won't jam, 79 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:51,190 and it's easy to undo in a pinch. 80 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:55,820 Isn't he just a wizard with the knots? 81 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,800 Yeah, a real wizard. 82 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,280 Like your boyfriend, Harry Potter. 83 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:02,860 He's not my boyfriend! 84 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:13,100 Listen, Frank, Jim and I were thinking about getting a boat. Really? You guys 85 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,100 can afford a boat? 86 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,500 Yes. 87 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:20,660 And we were wondering, do you need some sort of special license? Oh, sure. I've 88 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:21,920 had my license for years. Oh. 89 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:23,670 Can I see it? 90 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:30,050 I mean, you know, it's kind of a hobby of mine. 91 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,810 I like looking at licenses. 92 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:38,790 I didn't know that about you, Jim. Oh, sure, Maggie. 93 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:42,870 My father was a laminator. 94 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:48,290 Sorry, I left it in Florida. 95 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:49,590 Oh, well. 96 00:05:50,390 --> 00:05:51,690 Can I see your driver's license? 97 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,440 I mean, I can picture you with a captain's hat on. 98 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:58,040 It's an old laminator's trick, you know. 99 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,200 It's in my wallet upstairs. 100 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:04,580 You really need to see it right now? 101 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,400 No, no, no. 102 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,680 We've got nothing but time. 103 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:12,980 You know, maybe I should go start lunch. Jim, Andy, Dana, will you help me? 104 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:17,300 Now, girls, this is a sheep shank. 105 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:22,500 My daddy tied his shoes every day, but we didn't sell tickets to it. 106 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:25,330 Daddy! 107 00:06:27,210 --> 00:06:29,190 My father was a laminator? 108 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:32,630 Lunch at 9 .30? 109 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:36,110 You guys can afford a boat? 110 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,129 What's going on? 111 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:42,330 We want to run a background check on Frank. Oh, like we did with Jim? 112 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:47,290 Dana thought you had crazy eyes. What? 113 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,600 You're the one who said that. Well, look at him. Am I wrong? 114 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,360 Right, 115 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:57,140 right. Guys, we need you to keep Mom and Frank occupied or we go upstairs and go 116 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,019 through Frank's wallet. 117 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,020 Right. 118 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:05,420 If something goes wrong and one of us doesn't make it to the other side, I 119 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:08,840 want to say, well, damn it, I love you guys. Get out of here. 120 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:24,980 Nothing doesn't add up. 121 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,640 Just stop it. Hurry up. 122 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:28,900 All right. 123 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:35,540 You know what? You should just relax. This is our bedroom. We can always say, 124 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:42,260 oh, my God, your mom's underwear. It's 10 o 'clock, honey. It's time for your 125 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:42,959 heart medication. 126 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,360 Oh, yes, I should get that. No. 127 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:49,840 I mean, I'll get it. 128 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:53,440 Don't be silly. I'll run up and grab it. No, wait, Mom. 129 00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:03,890 tell stories. 130 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:08,910 I'll head up the back stairs and cut her off. 131 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:12,390 Yes, 132 00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:16,850 Frank Crowley. Remember this number, B94873619. 133 00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:18,090 Wait! 134 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:20,970 How am I supposed to remember that? 135 00:08:21,290 --> 00:08:22,290 Jim, it's easy. 136 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:28,830 B9, like benign, 48, it's the San Francisco 49ers, minus 1, 73, Andrew was 137 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:31,570 in 73, and 619 is the area code for San Diego. 138 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,700 Are you wearing a bra? 139 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:41,659 What's going on here? 140 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:45,600 Well, uh, we were just, uh... Hurry! 141 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,160 She's coming! 142 00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:12,130 Things like that. Mom, you're going to marry the guy, and we just wanted to 143 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:16,070 out a little bit about him. I thought I raised my children better than this. 144 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,610 Well, I have an excuse. I'm the middle child. 145 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:21,650 And I'm the baby. Cheryl made me do it. 146 00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:22,930 Hugs. 147 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,350 Give it a rest, Sandy. 148 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:28,150 Now, take these pills down to Frank. 149 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,070 Not now. 150 00:09:32,290 --> 00:09:34,290 Mom, I didn't really kiss a girl in college. 151 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:35,990 Me neither. 152 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,770 Come on, Mom, can you blame us? 153 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:45,730 I mean, you've only known Frank two months and you're buying him a boat? I 154 00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:50,130 not buying it. I am lending him the money until the apartment building that 155 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:54,710 sold in Boca Raton closes escrow. Maggie, I gotta tell you, if I were to 156 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:58,030 advantage of a vulnerable widow, that's exactly how I would do it. 157 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:02,050 What? My mind wanders while I'm driving. 158 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:07,990 Mom, you know, you do hear all the time about smooth talkers taking advantage of 159 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:09,730 people like you. 160 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,960 Oh, you mean old and alone? 161 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:17,840 No. You know, maybe Frank and I should just leave. Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, 162 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,840 do that. They're just worried about you. That's all. Come on, they really love 163 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,520 you, Maggie. We love you. Don't go. 164 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:24,720 Well, what about Frank? 165 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,200 Totally forgotten. 166 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,680 Can't we start over? 167 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:29,240 Do -over. A do -over. 168 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:30,780 Okay. 169 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,340 Thank you. 170 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:37,760 I know, I know. We can do a girl's night out, like an impromptu bridal shower. 171 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,460 Yeah! You can use my register. 172 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:42,320 Yeah, I already set one up. 173 00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:45,160 But it comforts me. 174 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,480 Stop looking at me. 175 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,560 Jim, Jim, maybe you and Andy can take Frank out. A bachelor party? 176 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,040 Well, I mean, I'm not really, you know, a boobs and liquor kind of guy. 177 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,920 But, you know, if you think it would help. 178 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:21,720 You know, strip club choreography has made great strides in recent years. 179 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,380 Do you come here a lot? 180 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:25,820 Once or twice. 181 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:27,420 Hey, Misty. 182 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,100 How's your son? 183 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,220 If he's still having a problem with those fractions, call me. 184 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,640 Maybe three times. 185 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,740 All right, here we go. Another round. Jim, I said I'd get the next round. Oh, 186 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:43,240 no, don't be silly. This is your bachelor party. He wouldn't hear of it. 187 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,940 We'll settle up at the end of the night. 188 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,540 To Frank and Maggie. 189 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,800 I don't usually drink tequila. 190 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,180 Right now, I can't imagine why. 191 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:01,140 You know, Frank, I'm starting to like you. 192 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,540 Hey, Andy, how you doing? 193 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,500 How's the new puppy? 194 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,720 Oh, Mr. Patches, he is so cute. 195 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,960 So, who am I shaking my business at? 196 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,320 Right there. 197 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,620 I'm buying you a dance, my friend. No, no, no, I couldn't. Ah, is that what 198 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,620 Maggie... he says. 199 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:20,120 Hey, that's my mom. Hey, come on. 200 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,740 Andy, if that's an angel, you know he bought me daughter braces. 201 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:27,720 I wish I had soup here. 202 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,060 Why? 203 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:33,299 I don't know. 204 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,180 There's something about naked women and soup. 205 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:37,460 You know what I'm saying? 206 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,600 Not at all. 207 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,979 Oh, my God. 208 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:43,980 Oh, my God. 209 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,020 Dancing for your friend and he had a heart attack. 210 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,220 I think he's dead. 211 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,380 Starlight, you're pre -med. Let's go. 212 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:22,790 I know you saw naked girls tonight, but I'm not in the mood. 213 00:13:25,810 --> 00:13:27,670 Cheryl, I need to talk to you. 214 00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:30,650 We took Frank to the Oval Office. 215 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,290 Oh, no. 216 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,550 That place on Grand? 217 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:38,170 Oh, my God. He must have died. 218 00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:42,790 Well, not immediately. 219 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:49,350 I mean, we, you know, had a few drinks and shot the breeze. 220 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:56,150 I bought him a lap dance and then, you know, then he died. 221 00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,330 Frank's dead? 222 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,130 Yeah. 223 00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:05,350 You killed Frank? No, I did not kill Frank. 224 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,190 What are you talking about? 225 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:10,830 You took him to a strip club and you bought him a lap dance. Honey, it was a 226 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:13,570 bachelor party. What, did you want me to take him to Color Me Mine? 227 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,870 We're supposed to do that kind of thing. 228 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,760 Oh, God. 229 00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:22,740 I know. 230 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,240 Oh, God, my poor mom. 231 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,540 I know. 232 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:30,180 All right. 233 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,700 We're going to have to go wake her up and tell her. Yeah. 234 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,980 Oh, honey. 235 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,860 Mom, Frank was a great guy. 236 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,920 And he loved you so much. 237 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,440 Here's to Cap and Frank. 238 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,040 You'll fail no more, these mortal thieves. 239 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,740 But on God's waters. 240 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:56,360 You'll brave the winds as you stand proudly on the pointy part 241 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,360 of the ship. 242 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,360 Bow, you idiot. 243 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,880 Oh, sorry. 244 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:12,840 Mom, no, let me do that. No, no, I'd like to. I need to keep busy. 245 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:19,000 Mom brings her fiancé to get her blessing. What do I do? 246 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,640 I go through his pants and my husband kills him. 247 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,080 I'm such a bad hostess. 248 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,240 Could somebody else get that? 249 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:32,420 Come here, Cheryl. I need to talk to you. 250 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,400 What is it? Oh, nothing. Everything's fine. 251 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,720 Gosh. 252 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,400 Thanks. 253 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:41,160 Sorry for your loss. 254 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,380 From everyone at the Oval Office. 255 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,930 Love, Misty, Starlight, Venus Twinkle, and Blueberry Muffin. 256 00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:50,290 Those guys? 257 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,590 Hey, what's going on? 258 00:15:56,930 --> 00:16:00,890 Well, after what happened the other day, I decided to go ahead and run that 259 00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:01,890 background check on Frank. 260 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:02,889 You what? 261 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:05,250 Well, when you have an inkling about something, you're usually right. 262 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:10,330 I hate that about you, but... I decided to set the record straight. 263 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,770 And? 264 00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:13,820 Cheryl Frank was a con man. 265 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:16,520 He did time for fraud. 266 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:20,000 Get out! Oh, no, he's been scamming widows for years. 267 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,860 He was going to take Maggie for everything. 268 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,440 Oh, my God. 269 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,180 Hey, what about that apartment complex in Boca Raton? 270 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,500 I'm starting to wonder if there ever was a Boca Raton. 271 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,180 Where are you going? 272 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:35,500 I've got to go tell my mom. 273 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,800 Why? So something like this doesn't happen again. 274 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,940 So instead of just feeling heartbroken, she's going to feel heartbroken and 275 00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:41,940 stupid? 276 00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:43,790 She's my mom. I think I know what's best. 277 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,410 Okay. Oh, no, no, no, no. You're coming. You kill him. 278 00:16:58,270 --> 00:16:59,270 I'm going to make a sandwich. 279 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:00,810 It must be more natural. 280 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:10,260 Honey, do you remember where I'd wash tissues and you'd stand on a stool next 281 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,760 me and be my dryer and would talk? 282 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,099 Yeah. 283 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,800 That goes by so fast. 284 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,720 Do you ever do that with Ruby and Gracie? 285 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,500 No, they whine. 286 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:24,180 Yeah, they're spoiled. They've done a terrible job with them. 287 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,119 Listen, uh, Mom? 288 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,400 Sure. What? 289 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:30,539 What is this? 290 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:31,540 Meatloaf. 291 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,300 Sweet. 292 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,240 Mom, there's something I need to tell you about Frank. 293 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:43,660 What about Frank? 294 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:51,040 Well, the thing is... Would you excuse me? Jim's never really made a sandwich 295 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,040 himself before. 296 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:58,440 Oh, thank God you're here. That is not meatloaf. You know, you've got to stop 297 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,620 putting labels on these things. Shh. 298 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,320 I can't do it. 299 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:09,490 You've got to whisper. You need to enunciate. 300 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,110 Imagine if I had acted immediately. 301 00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:13,490 Please tell her. 302 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:17,670 No, no. I told you I didn't want to do it in the first place. I'm begging you. 303 00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:18,670 said no. 304 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,350 No, I'm not going to do it. No. 305 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,330 I'll find the meatloaf. 306 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,130 I hate myself. 307 00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:35,690 So, Maggie. 308 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,780 How's the healing process going? 309 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,400 Jim, Frank died last night. 310 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,840 So, slowly? 311 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:55,900 You know, every time I'd walk into a room, he would look up at me and he 312 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,900 say, you know what? 313 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,140 I'm really happy. 314 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:06,160 And for the first time, boy, in a long time, I felt so... 315 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,440 So alive. 316 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:10,960 Yeah. 317 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,960 Maggie, Frank was a thief. 318 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:23,980 What? Yeah. Because he stole your heart. And that's what thieves do. 319 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,740 They steal. But this is a good kind of stealing. 320 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:35,060 Because Frank was a good man, Mom. And that's how I'll always remember him. 321 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,360 Right, Jim? Isn't that what you meant? 322 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,860 Uh, apparently. 323 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,060 Thank you, honey. 324 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,260 You too, Jim. Oh, yeah, Maggie. 325 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,960 I'm going to go upstairs and pack. Okay. 326 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,820 I'm very proud of you. You did the right thing. 327 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,060 Oh, thank you. 328 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,720 You know, Cheryl, while I was running that background check on Frank, I also 329 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,519 one on you. 330 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,520 What? 331 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,600 Don't worry, don't worry. 332 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:07,420 You know, you came out perfectly clean. 333 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,540 Mabel. 334 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,580 You told me you didn't have a middle name. I hate it. Don't you ever use that 335 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,060 again. Your secret's fine with me. 336 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,140 Mabel, Mabel, set the table. Stop it. I need a jam. 337 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,740 Pour the drinks if you're able. 23908