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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,399 --> 00:00:03,399 Okay. 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:04,860 That's it. Give it a try. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,840 Ooh. Uh -huh. See that, Andy? 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,040 Making magic for 112 bucks. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,240 Check the balls. 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:17,720 Ooh. 7 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:19,300 Ah. 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,400 Ooh. 9 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:29,800 Best part of Christmas. 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,259 Third year in a row and they still don't know. 11 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:37,760 So 12 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:54,740 he's 13 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:57,920 gorgeous, an amazing dresser, and his office is right next to mine. 14 00:00:58,489 --> 00:00:59,530 Gay. And married. 15 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:07,510 Cheryl, can you give me a hand? I got dog crap on my shoe. Look at that. Cary 16 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:08,429 Grant's home. 17 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:10,370 Oh, okay. Honey, honey, please, outside. 18 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:13,610 It was so weird. I thought it was frozen like the other ones I was kicking. 19 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:18,110 I smell Christmas cookies. 20 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:21,030 Yeah. Give me one, give me one. And they're not for you. They're for Marilyn 21 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,030 Cranis. 22 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:25,420 Marilyn Krannis? Yes. As in Mrs. Al Krannis? Yes. 23 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:27,160 Cheryl, we do not talk to those people. 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,560 Come on, not this again. Would you let it go? 25 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:34,620 I don't even remember what started your stupid feud with Al. 1997, April 2nd. Al 26 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:39,080 Lloyd Krannis was redoing his driveway. He took the excess tar and dumped it in 27 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,340 the street. I tracked it in the house. You yelled at me. 28 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:46,740 Fourth of July that following year, I celebrated our nation's birthday by 29 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,500 putting a bottle rocket in his mailbox. You yelled at me. 30 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:54,640 Then that coming spring, Cranes' dog defecated on our front lawn. 31 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,440 I respond in kind. 32 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:02,900 And you really, really yelled at me. All right, all right. 1999. 33 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,400 Honey, honey, honey, I get it. 34 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,520 I get it. 35 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:08,880 But Marilyn and I are friends, and we think the two of you are acting like 36 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,780 babies. Oh, what do you know? Hey, hey. 37 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:12,260 Who do you care? 38 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:16,780 I know what this is about. 39 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:21,300 You want to get invited to Karina's stupid Christmas party, don't you? Yes, 40 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,760 do. I do, and it's not stupid, Jim. 41 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:27,640 Every year I have to listen to it across the street, the caroling, the laughter, 42 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,440 the conviviality. And then I have to hear about it from all the neighbors, 43 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,020 just have to nod and smile. 44 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,820 Well, I'm tired of it. It hurts my neck and my face. 45 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,620 Slow down, Cheryl. I think he's still stuck on conviviality. 46 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:43,980 Great. Great. 47 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:49,820 So you turn on your own husband, me, and you bake cookies with ingredients that 48 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:54,100 I paid for just to get invited to some stupid party. Or shall I call it the 49 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,320 party of betrayal? 50 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,560 Oh, honey. 51 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,200 Oh, come on in. 52 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,040 Hello, Cheryl. 53 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:06,100 Oh, you look younger every day. Now, what is your secret? Well. 54 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,460 Good lovin'. 55 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:15,230 What do you want, Krannus? Oh, to spend as little time as possible talking to 56 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:18,530 you. Do you know what this is? 57 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:22,750 The worst ventriloquist act I've ever seen. 58 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,770 Then I guess I need a better dummy. Are you available? 59 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:30,890 Wait, wait, wait. Is this the head of one of your wise men? 60 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:31,649 Uh -huh. 61 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:35,150 Apparently someone knocked it off when they backed their red truck into my 62 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,150 nativity scene. 63 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:39,550 I'm sure it was just an accident. 64 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:44,170 That's because you put your gaudy display too close to the curb, which, by 65 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:46,130 way, the city owns. You don't own. 66 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:49,450 You owe me a new wise man. 67 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:54,510 I don't owe you anything. You know that? In fact, the more I think about it, you 68 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:55,189 owe me. 69 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:58,770 For what? For the last two minutes you've stolen from my life. 70 00:04:00,430 --> 00:04:04,530 Imagine trying to put a price on that. Oh, oh, oh, that's a good one. 71 00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:08,769 off my zinger. 72 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,770 I was going to say price on that. I'll give you a price on that. 73 00:04:12,290 --> 00:04:13,290 Shut up! 74 00:04:16,029 --> 00:04:18,490 No, we're never going to get invited to their Christmas party. 75 00:04:18,730 --> 00:04:20,510 Who needs Krannus? 76 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:24,970 We can have our own party right here without the unpleasantness of guests. 77 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:26,930 Oh, honey. 78 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:30,270 Come on. I really want to go to that party. You know what? 79 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:34,450 I think you could be the bigger man and you can go and apologize to Krannus. 80 00:04:34,630 --> 00:04:35,630 Huh? 81 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:36,850 Huh? 82 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,040 No way. 83 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,640 No, no, I've put too much into this feud to let it end. 84 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:49,300 Besides, Easter's coming up, and in the spirit of the holiday, I'm going to give 85 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,220 him an Easter bunny that he thinks is chocolate. 86 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:58,860 Hands have gotten a little snug. 87 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:02,640 Amazing how the fabric shrinks just hanging in the closet all year. 88 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,120 All right, you're all set. Go change. 89 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:11,230 So you're going to play Santa for the senior center this year? If you've got a 90 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:14,290 better way to get 40 widows to sit on my lap, I'm a leers. 91 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,770 Hey, Al, Marilyn, come in. 92 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:22,770 Al has something he'd like to say to you. Al? 93 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:28,970 Yes, Marilyn and I would be delighted if you and your whole family, including 94 00:05:28,970 --> 00:05:32,690 Jim, would come to our annual Christmas bash. 95 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:36,500 Oh, that's... Great, we'll bring wine. See you there. Hold it, hold it. 96 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,260 What's with the about face, Cranus? 97 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,500 Oh, just my way of saying apology accepted. 98 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,620 Well, that takes care of that. See you at the party. 99 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:46,880 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 100 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,720 What apology? 101 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,920 Well, you did buy me a new wise man. 102 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,760 Surprisingly big of you. 103 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,440 You didn't! 104 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,640 Oh, honey, it was the right thing to do. 105 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,380 You see, this is why they don't have women in the army. 106 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:06,840 Not women in the army. 107 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,360 They do? 108 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:18,580 Grannis, I didn't buy you anything. Oh, really? In fact, I wouldn't give 109 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:21,620 you a piece of gum if your face were bleeding. 110 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:24,820 What? You heard. 111 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:30,570 Then I will take that as an ill -conceived and poorly executed insult. 112 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:33,090 That's right, pal. That's exactly what it was. 113 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:37,710 Jim. Can I rescind my invitation to you? Al, please, don't do this. 114 00:06:37,990 --> 00:06:38,990 All right, all right, Marilyn. 115 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:42,770 Cheryl, you and the rest of your family are welcome. Oh, thank you. What should 116 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:43,910 we bring? Just yourselves. 117 00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:48,090 Jim, however, should bring an apology if he wishes to join the festivities. 118 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:51,610 Oh, I'll give you an apology. You want to hear an apology? 119 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,360 See that, Cheryl? 120 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,980 First the zinger, then slam the door. 121 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:09,280 I can't believe it. You're 122 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:13,180 actually going to go to Kranus' party without me, aren't you? Yes, I am. 123 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,620 Well, you know what, Cheryl? 124 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:19,520 I'm having a cutlery sale 50 % off every knife in my back. 125 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:22,260 Go ahead. 126 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:24,160 Oh, come on. 127 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,200 Look, I wish you were coming with us. 128 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,440 me on the dress -up shoes. 129 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,880 A very merry one and all. 130 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:41,820 Hey, oh, look at you guys. You look great. You too. 131 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:45,600 Thank you. Are you ready to go? Yeah. Hey, Cheryl, thanks for inviting me. You 132 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:49,680 know, Christmas can be such a vulnerable and lonely time for some people. Oh, I 133 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,780 know, honey. Yeah. 134 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,620 And those sorry losers are going to be lining up to meet you now. Oh. 135 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,320 Daddy, where are you coming with us? 136 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:03,160 Oh, honey, I'm, uh, I got a bunch of Christmas stuff to do. 137 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,820 You go have some fun, all right? 138 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,520 Bye, Daddy. 139 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,840 Bye, honey. Bye, sweetheart. 140 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:09,340 Bye. Oh. 141 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,140 Jim, if you change your mind, I'll jot down directions. 142 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,360 Andy, it's across the street. 143 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,660 No, on how to apologize. 144 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:21,619 Hey -oh! 145 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:23,280 Get out of here. 146 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:27,520 There's nothing you're going to do there that I can't do here by myself. 147 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 Ah. 148 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:32,679 This party. 149 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,460 Mr. Toe. 150 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:44,820 I forgot my scarf. 151 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,880 We were going to stay so tight. 152 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:25,620 We were going to stay so 153 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:31,320 tight. 154 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:56,220 Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us. God bless us, everyone. 155 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:00,920 A merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us. 156 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:04,420 God bless us. A merry Christmas to us all, my dears. 157 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:10,160 Feliz Navidades a todos nosotros, mis queridos. Que Dios nos bendiga. 158 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,460 Dios nos bendiga a todos. 159 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:25,130 Five golden rings. 160 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,830 Five golden rings. 161 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:29,330 Five golden rings. Five golden rings. 162 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,690 Five golden rings. 163 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:57,140 After she dumped me, she got sick, and my car broke down. 164 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,080 Oh, that's terrible. 165 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,180 What kind of car? 166 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,520 It's my mom's. 167 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,620 Who wants punch? I do. I'll get it. Bye. 168 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,800 I'm telling you, you cannot make those Buckingham... 169 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Dallas guards laugh. 170 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,380 Believe me, I've tried. 171 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:18,180 He even made his crazy face. 172 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:20,080 Do it, Al. All right. 173 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:25,900 Stop, Al. 174 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,700 Stop. I'm going to wet my pants. 175 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,060 Who wants to see our new kitchen? 176 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:38,340 I hear she has Internet access in her refrigerator. 177 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:39,900 What? 178 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,800 I don't know. 179 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,520 Merry Christmas. 180 00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:59,540 Oh, look at you. You've been good boys and girls this year. 181 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:03,400 Well, then why don't you go over there and grab Santa a cold beer from the ice 182 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,400 bucket? 183 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:12,360 Oh, this is fantastic. I didn't know the wife hired Santa. 184 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,360 Huh? Yeah. So, uh, what's the damage? 185 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,920 Oh. 186 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,520 An hour. 187 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:25,320 An hour. Three hour minimum. 188 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,579 Okay. 189 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,760 There you are. 190 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:32,640 Mill about and be jolly, whatever you people do. 191 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,540 Thanks, sucker. 192 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,880 Merry Christmas. 193 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:47,220 Can anyone here tell Santa what the final score of the Blackhawks game was? 194 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:51,469 in overtime. 195 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,030 Oh, no. 196 00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:58,390 Santa had 50 bucks on that game. 197 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:00,930 Hi, Santa. 198 00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:07,470 Oh, my girls, Ruby and Gracie. 199 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:08,830 You know our names? 200 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,630 Oh, yeah. Santa knows everything. 201 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,030 You know how much the sun weighs? 202 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:19,490 You got to see it to hear. You really want to talk about that? 203 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,090 Okay, I want a Timmy Talks a Lot doll. 204 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:25,950 You got it. How about you, baby? 205 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:27,410 I want a pony. 206 00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:30,630 Okay, I'm hearing two Timmy Talks a Lot dolls. 207 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,450 Does it talk a lot? 208 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:37,270 Yes, it talks nonstop, just like your mommy. 209 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:41,950 Merry Christmas, my lovely girls. 210 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,430 Oh, yes. 211 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,170 Are you allowed to drink beer, Santa? 212 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:47,490 What are you, a cop? 213 00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:57,110 It's great. Except I got my obnoxious brother -in -law working for me. 214 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,550 Favor to my sister. 215 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:06,510 Hey, Kringle, take a hike. I'm this close to pay dirt. 216 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,070 It's your obnoxious brother -in -law. 217 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,470 Jim? Is that my costume? 218 00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:14,830 Relax. 219 00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:16,010 No, no. 220 00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:21,870 Please, please, tell me you're not wearing my unitard under there. 221 00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:24,490 Oh, Jim. 222 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:28,430 Oh, shrimp, come back to papa here. 223 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:29,710 I'm scared. 224 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:31,370 You're getting in that cheese sauce. 225 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:35,110 Oh, great. Just like Grannis to put the good stuff far in the back. 226 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:37,830 We've got to clean this off. I'm warning you. 227 00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:41,130 This doesn't come out. I'm throwing such a hissy thing. Oh, I'm so scared. 228 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,130 All right, all right. Easy. Take it easy, will you? 229 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,490 No, no, no. Not in the sink. You'll clog the drain. 230 00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:50,770 What are we supposed to do? 231 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:51,990 To the toilet. 232 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 What? Yeah. 233 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:54,740 Toilet. 234 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,900 Reminds me of high school. 235 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,640 Remind me to leave Marilyn a note. 236 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,740 Will you take it easy? 237 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:08,980 Oh, my God, it's gone. 238 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,020 I'll get you a new one. 239 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,500 It's a $300 beard. 240 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,580 I'm not going to pay $300. 241 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,360 Okay, all right. I'm out of here. No! 242 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:28,640 No, no, no. Can you create a spine me here? 243 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,800 It's a mess. 244 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,000 Oh, wow, that's too bad. 245 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,300 Did you polish the silver? 246 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,560 If not me, then who, Cheryl? 247 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,700 Hey, honey, do you know where that space heater is? 248 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:14,180 Space heater? Why do you need a space heater? 249 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,420 Well, because you're moving the party out to the Krenz garage. 250 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,020 Garage? Yeah. 251 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:21,040 Oh, Cheryl, you can't have a party in a garage. 252 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,700 Honey, you really don't get it, do you? 253 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:27,220 Honey, it doesn't matter where we have the party. We just want to... 254 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:28,550 Stay together and celebrate. 255 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:31,010 That's what Christmas is all about. 256 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:36,590 So, 257 00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:38,970 space heater. 258 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:50,110 Just wait here for a minute. 259 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:56,370 Oh, my God. The spices are in alphabetical order. 260 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:05,560 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a 261 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,540 white horse open sleigh. Hey! Hey! 262 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,520 Oh, 263 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:11,860 Jim, Jim, old man. 264 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,060 Jim, old man. 265 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200 Damn fine. 266 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,940 Damn fine gesture. 267 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:22,160 Having us all over again. I believe I owe you an apology. And it's not just 268 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,240 eggnog talking. It's the bourbon in the eggnog. 269 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,260 Krennis. Apology accepted. 270 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:39,080 And, you know, sending over your plumber in the middle of the holidays, that's 271 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,920 first rate. Just first rate. 272 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,940 Don't mention it, Krennis. 273 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,960 You know, this time of year, Greenberg's just sitting around anyway. 274 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,700 Happy holidays. 275 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,760 Merry Christmas to you, too. 276 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,600 Oh, Al. 277 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,040 Hey, honey. 278 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,340 Guess what? Your plumber called. 279 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,460 Yeah. He did. He found the problem. 280 00:18:58,740 --> 00:18:59,499 He did? 281 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:03,100 Yeah. Apparently, Apparently, a Santa's beard got caught in the pipes. 282 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,940 That is so weird. 283 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,340 Isn't it? You know what else is weird? When I told Andy, he got scared and ran 284 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:12,340 upstairs. 285 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,340 And it got me thinking. I did it. 286 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,260 Yeah, so you were the Santa who told Ruby and Grace they could have Tammy 287 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,260 lot, doll? 288 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,540 Yeah. You do know they're $89 a piece. 289 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,760 What? 290 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,030 Why don't we take that outside? 291 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:32,410 Okay. 292 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:37,790 Anyway, I shouldn't have just run off like that. I mean, it doesn't matter 293 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,250 kind of car you drive, right? 294 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:41,390 So anyway, what do you do? 295 00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:43,550 They test drugs on me. 296 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:48,970 All right. 297 00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:52,110 So why did you finally decide to go to the party? 298 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:55,030 Well, I don't know. 299 00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:56,630 I just... 300 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:01,940 I don't know. 301 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:06,020 Could it be that you wanted to be around people at Christmas? 302 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,460 No. 303 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,500 I wanted to be with you. 304 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,400 I wanted to be with my family. 305 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,200 Oh, honey. 306 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,760 Wouldn't it have been easier to just apologize to Krannus? No. 307 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,780 Just because it's Christmas, it doesn't mean I'm a different guy. 308 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,180 Oh, honey. 309 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,880 I got news for you. You are a different guy. 310 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,540 You opened her home to all those neighbors, most of whom don't even like 311 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:39,580 And now, because of Christmas, they get to see the great guy I see all year 312 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:40,580 round. 313 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,640 All because of stupid wise men. 314 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 What? 315 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:48,360 You said stupid wise men. 316 00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:52,660 God help us, everyone. 317 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,240 Oh. 318 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,960 Close enough. 319 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:01,620 It's snowing. 320 00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:05,400 And Karina's just threw up on the tree. 321 00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:12,700 We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a 322 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:19,700 Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good tidings to you wherever you are. 323 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,980 Good tidings for Christmas. 324 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,160 We wish you a Merry Christmas. 23021