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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,630 --> 00:00:08,170 Carol? Yeah? 2 00:00:08,470 --> 00:00:14,890 I think Kyle needs you. 3 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:16,510 Oh, honey. 4 00:00:17,390 --> 00:00:21,410 What he needs is to be changed. I know, but you do it so well. 5 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:26,610 All right, all right. But you need to help Ruby with her valentines, okay? 6 00:00:26,830 --> 00:00:28,030 Okay, bye, Sneaky. 7 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:30,870 Don't eat all the candy hearts. 8 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:35,950 Mommy said don't eat them. 9 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,970 Mommy said don't eat all of them. 10 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:41,190 See? 11 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:43,350 Listening is important. 12 00:00:45,790 --> 00:00:46,790 Watch this one here. 13 00:00:47,230 --> 00:00:48,890 Look at that, two turtles kissing. 14 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:52,510 Shall you be mine? 15 00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:54,230 That's clever. 16 00:00:55,610 --> 00:00:56,630 Who's Brad? 17 00:00:56,910 --> 00:00:57,910 Her boyfriend. 18 00:00:58,070 --> 00:00:59,070 Shut up! 19 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,310 Give me that. 20 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:04,030 P .S. 21 00:01:04,569 --> 00:01:10,930 My dad is the boogeyman, and he knows where you live. 22 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:15,150 Oh. Yippity -dippity -doo. 23 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:20,990 Oh, baby. 24 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:30,330 What are you guys doing? 25 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:33,790 We're mooses, and Daddy's a bear. Is he chasing you? 26 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,770 No, he's hibernating in his chair. 27 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,130 I see. 28 00:01:46,450 --> 00:01:47,450 Sprint tire! 29 00:01:49,010 --> 00:01:50,010 They're gone. 30 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:54,330 Oh, playing with these kids just wears you out. 31 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:56,470 I think I need a nap. 32 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,360 So I've been thinking about Valentine's Day. Oh, Valentine's Day. Come on, 33 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,500 honey, that is such a racket. 34 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:04,940 Created by women. 35 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,360 Like salads. 36 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,060 The ordering. 37 00:02:08,539 --> 00:02:09,539 Cuddling. 38 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:11,920 Are you done? 39 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:13,060 Yeah. 40 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:18,360 I was thinking, maybe this year we should just stay in, order a pizza, and 41 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,360 a movie in our sweats. 42 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:25,320 I have never been more in love with you than I am right now. 43 00:02:28,279 --> 00:02:30,920 What did you get me? Oh, I got you something really good. 44 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,460 All right, because it's going to be hard to top last year's smart mop. 45 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,120 Well, I won't be needing that blouse for Valentine's Day. 46 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,720 Richard flaked on me. Shut up, Jim. 47 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,040 Okay, I'll just save it for the next guy. 48 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 What happened? 49 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,800 Everything was going great, you know, but now that Valentine's Day is coming 50 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,800 I can't even get him on the phone. 51 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,860 Well, Dana, you know what that's about. 52 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,300 Cheryl, if I may. 53 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,880 Take it away, Professor. 54 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:58,770 When did you start dating him? 55 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:02,450 Right after New Year's. Okay, there's your problem right there. You see, 56 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:05,830 Christmas is the commitment cutoff. If you were dating him before Christmas, 57 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:07,110 Valentine's Day is a lock. 58 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:10,050 After Christmas, he has no legal obligation. 59 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:14,450 Also, you talk too much. 60 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,990 Okay, this bear is hitting the woods. 61 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:25,850 I still don't know what I want to get Jim for Valentine's Day. Do you have any 62 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:30,200 idea? been listening to me, I'm going to be alone for God's sake. Well, honey, 63 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,200 we already know your Valentine's Day is ruined. 64 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:33,660 Can we focus on me? 65 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:38,240 Okay. Let's see. What doesn't Jim have? 66 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:40,820 Oh, I know. How about opposable thumbs? 67 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:46,100 Dana, sometimes I think you forget he's my husband. 68 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,260 And that was very funny. 69 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,080 Oh, I know. You know, a friend of mine did something for her husband on his 70 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,760 birthday. It was very romantic and sexy and... 71 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,380 Oh, never mind. You'd never do it. 72 00:03:58,580 --> 00:04:00,060 What? No, you'd never do it. Tell me. 73 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,260 Well, she got someone to take these boudoir photos. Oh, no! 74 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:33,100 Gregarious. Okay, class. Oh, Cheryl, I've so lost you. 75 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:39,000 You know what? I could be the kind of person who would take a sexy boudoir. 76 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:39,699 she naked? 77 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:40,700 No, no, no, no, no. 78 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,900 It was tasteful lingerie. It was soft focus. Very classy. 79 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,280 You know, that might be fun. 80 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,960 I am going to consider that. Okay, well, let me know when you're done 81 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,940 considering it because we both know there's a no coming. 82 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:56,300 For your information, there is a yes coming. Yes. You see? There it is. 83 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:00,370 I'm a nut. 84 00:05:00,890 --> 00:05:03,890 I don't believe you. 85 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:06,330 Well, do you believe this? 86 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:12,690 Well, we have a couple days to work on it. 87 00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:20,430 All right. In a red bag and everything. 88 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,370 Happy Valentine's Day. 89 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:37,800 Yeah, you got three emergency players. 90 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:42,580 Wow. And look, there's little crackers and cheese packing in case you get stuck 91 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:44,520 in a ravine. Oh, that's great. 92 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:47,400 Actually, let me take those now. I'll replace it later. 93 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:53,320 Okay, my turn, my turn, my turn, my turn. Cheryl, calm down. There's only 94 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,320 crackers. 95 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,840 No, no, I need my present. 96 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,360 You ready? 97 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,020 Open it, open it. 98 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:06,370 Well, it's not a home entertainment center. 99 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:09,690 Oh, I can't wait for you to see it. 100 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,710 Oh. You're too much, baby. 101 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,320 I want to marry it. 102 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:40,740 But I did. 103 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,260 I can't take my eyes off it. 104 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,920 Well, maybe you can take your eyes off of it for this. 105 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:21,930 You see what happens when you play in the black keys? 106 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:22,949 Yeah, man. 107 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:25,810 What got into you, huh? Little muse by the name of Kelly. 108 00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:31,690 I met her on Valentine's Day. Now, I don't like to kiss and tell, but let's 109 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:32,690 say I kissed her. 110 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,230 And now I'm telling. 111 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:36,770 I will tell all. 112 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,910 So, what happened, huh? 113 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:40,170 I kissed her. 114 00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:43,710 That's it. 115 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:45,830 Good story. 116 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,500 This is my first Valentine's Day without the ex -wife. 117 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:54,380 I thought I'd be very sad, you know, but I went out with this chick from work, 118 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,640 had a great time. 119 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,240 I didn't miss the ex -wife at all. Good for you. 120 00:07:58,460 --> 00:08:00,380 How about you, Joe? What'd you do? 121 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:01,880 Went out with your ex -wife. 122 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:04,360 She doesn't miss you either. 123 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:09,120 Jim, you're kind of quiet. What'd you and Cheryl do? I'll tell you what they 124 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:13,660 did. They sat around the couch in ratty old sweatshirts covered in pizza sauce 125 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,180 and baby spit. That's what they did. 126 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:16,460 We all gotta know. 127 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:18,910 Did you fall asleep in the bathtub or the couch? 128 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:25,490 What? 129 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:31,290 All right. All right. 130 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:35,350 You want to see what ten years brings? I'll show you what ten years brings. 131 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:41,090 Look at that. 132 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,350 Wait. Oh, was that Cheryl? 133 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,110 Well, yes, it was. Really? 134 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:50,930 All right, take a long, long look at that, boys. 135 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:52,910 Lookie there. 136 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:55,110 That's my wife's face. 137 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:56,830 That's my wife's body. 138 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:58,930 And that parasol? 139 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:01,570 I think they gave that to her. 140 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:03,510 Beautiful, huh? 141 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:04,870 Stop doing that! That's my face! 142 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:08,570 What are you doing? 143 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:11,390 What's going on? 144 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:14,610 Just a little band wrestling, you know. 145 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:16,510 Give me that! 146 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,110 Okay, you're busy. Get in here! 147 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:51,930 I can't believe you showed this to them. This was only for you. 148 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:54,550 Oh. Okay, well, now I know. 149 00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:56,910 No, now you don't know. 150 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:59,850 You never know. You are clueless. 151 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:02,950 So we're cool, right? 152 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,890 Right? You're an idiot. 153 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,280 Cheryl, Cheryl, you don't understand. 154 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:15,220 The guys were all bragging about how hot their Valentine's Day was and how we 155 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:17,640 were a boring couple, and I took umbrage with it. 156 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:20,280 You used it right. Thank you. 157 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,500 Trust me. I was defending your honor. 158 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,220 By showing half -naked pictures of me in the garage? 159 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:29,200 Yes, and it worked perfectly. 160 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,360 You were showing off. 161 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:36,360 So what? You show off all the time. You brag about it, you know, to your friends 162 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,880 when I get a big... or you'd tell the neighbors how good I am in bed? 163 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,520 I'm not telling them that. 164 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,960 Somebody is. 165 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,740 Jim, Jim, look at me. 166 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,020 See these? 167 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,080 Yes. 168 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,120 These are my divorce eyes. 169 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:01,880 You have no right to objectify me so you can look like a big man in front of 170 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:02,479 your friends. 171 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,160 Cheryl, I think you are overreacting. 172 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:07,560 Overreacting is painting the front door black because the Cubs lost. 173 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,220 They are going to win the World Series. 174 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:18,340 Jim, all I'm asking is that you never show that picture to anyone again. 175 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,060 Okay. 176 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:25,220 I will never show that picture to anyone ever again. 177 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,740 Okay? Thank you. You're welcome. 178 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,260 Well, where did you get a wallet -sized photo anyway? 179 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,560 Oh, Kinko's. 180 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:40,890 Are there any more? 181 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,230 Just this coffee mug. 182 00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:01,430 Like it hot? 183 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:04,070 Yeah, guess you came up with that. It's cute. 184 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:06,770 Cheryl! 185 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,420 I'm keeping the key chain. 186 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,700 Kyle finally went down. Good. 187 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,620 So, what did you end up doing for Valentine's Day? 188 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,140 I went to Morton's alone. 189 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,740 Oh, I'm sorry. 190 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,039 Oh, no, don't be. 191 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:35,960 My waiter was drop -dead gorgeous. He really clicked. We went out afterwards 192 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,960 talked for like two hours. 193 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,400 And then at the end of the night, he gave me a single red rose. 194 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,660 It was... 195 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,640 One of the most romantic Valentine's Days I've ever had. 196 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:47,220 Honey, I'm so happy for you. 197 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:48,780 When are you going to see him again? 198 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,260 Cheryl, he's a waiter. 199 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:56,880 Oh, my God. I have the same shoes as Gwyneth Paltrow. 200 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,500 Yeah, turn the page. Janet Reno has them, too. 201 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,660 Hey, Kenny. Hey, Cheryl. 202 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,400 Just wanted to drop off this camisole for Jim. 203 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 What? 204 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,200 Huh? 205 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,680 You said camisole. 206 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:12,820 Oh, it's a blueprint. 207 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,180 Oh, all right. I'll give these to him. 208 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,420 What? 209 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,900 Why are you looking at me like that? 210 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:21,900 What? 211 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,760 You saw that picture of me, didn't you? 212 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,040 No. 213 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,280 Look, I'm totally late. Love you. I mean, bye. 214 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:33,580 What was with him? 215 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,500 I have a pretty good idea. 216 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,140 Daddy, do you have any fives? 217 00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:51,010 Lives? 218 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:54,850 Girl, can you go upstairs? 219 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:56,650 But we're playing with Daddy. 220 00:13:57,530 --> 00:14:01,990 Look, I'm not saying there's a pony in your room, but I'm not saying there 221 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,890 isn't. A pony! 222 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:05,370 Yay! 223 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:10,150 That's a good one with the ponies. 224 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,730 Kenny from work was just here. 225 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:14,990 That's weird. He's been dead for two years. 226 00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:16,710 Yeah, they're coming. 227 00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,110 Oh, good. 228 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,340 Because of dead Kenny, own money. 229 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:28,560 Oh, I told him he could bring these by a Monday. Yeah, he's so sweet. I guess he 230 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,300 made a special trip so he could, you know, gawk at me. 231 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:36,500 Well, apparently in spite of our conversation, you've been showing my 232 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,399 the guys at work. 233 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:41,480 Cheryl, I did not show that picture to anybody else. I did not believe you. 234 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,640 You know, I've been waiting for this day. 235 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,160 The day that I can actually truthfully deny doing. 236 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:49,950 What you're mad at me about. 237 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:54,670 I did not show anybody else that picture. 238 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:57,430 Wow. 239 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,250 Honesty. 240 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:03,090 That feels... same. 241 00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:09,030 All right. 242 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,950 I guess I believe you. 243 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,890 You guess? Well, you had to see that picture somewhere. 244 00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:34,130 Hey, pervert, keep your eyes on your pants. 245 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:36,150 You know what I mean. 246 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:41,390 I told you, you can't block my window. Now take your coat and get out of here. 247 00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:44,530 That scantily clad woman with the parasol is my sister. 248 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:46,390 Yeah, right. 249 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,320 Let me see. 250 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,160 You must be the owner of this smut shop, huh? 251 00:15:55,360 --> 00:16:00,420 Yes, and it's a photography studio. That is my half -naked wife hanging in your 252 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,180 window next to a Dalmatian train conductor. 253 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,800 Oh, my God, that's adorable. 254 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,300 How'd I miss that? 255 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,660 Cheryl. Cheryl. Hi, Cheryl. Hey, Michelle. 256 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,360 Did you park in front of a meter? Don't worry, honey, I put your paper bag over 257 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,360 it. 258 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,040 Oh, that's... 259 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:19,790 Really big. 260 00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:21,610 Yeah, well, you don't have to worry about it, honey. 261 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,510 Because it's coming down right now. 262 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,610 Really, I've gotten many compliments on it. It's been great for business. 263 00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:29,390 Really? Oh, that is bull. 264 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:30,750 Don't listen to her, honey. 265 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:33,610 You remember that time we were in that barbecue restaurant and they took a 266 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,830 snapshot of me eating ribs? And then they put it up in the window? 267 00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:39,050 Two weeks, bam, the place closed. 268 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,250 Well, Jim, it looked like you were eating a person. 269 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:42,850 It was embarrassing. 270 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:46,330 That thing is coming down. That is coming down. Oh, wait, wait a minute. 271 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,360 That people like the picture? Yeah, when I tell the moms you have three kids, 272 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,480 they sign right on. 273 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:57,080 So, Michelle, you're telling me that I'm like a poster girl for soccer moms? 274 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,620 Okay, that's it. You stay real with your brother. I'll handle this. All right, 275 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,359 I'm done with the charm, okay? You, you, keep moving, keep moving. 276 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,859 I'm the husband. I am the boss. 277 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,599 That photograph comes down. 278 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,619 All right, I don't want to cause any trouble. Michelle, leave it up. 279 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,560 What? 280 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,740 Cheryl, Michael Jordan is a role model. 281 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:21,420 You don't see him running around in his underpants? 282 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,359 Actually, he does do those commercials. 283 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,220 Are you a guy? 284 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,640 Yeah. Then help me here. 285 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,980 Okay. I can't believe that. 286 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:38,100 Half -naked photo of you hanging in this window in broad daylight in front of 287 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:42,100 this town to see for these coops and creeps. Go get that creep right there. 288 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,100 at him. He's staring at me. 289 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,080 You're killing me here. 290 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,840 Come on. You can't do this. It's just wrong, honey. And there's a million 291 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,840 reasons. 292 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:58,520 For example, like, first of all, like... Privacy? 293 00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,580 Privacy is an issue, yes. 294 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,820 Intimacy? 295 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,390 There you have it. Interesting. 296 00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,330 And? 297 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:13,230 And? And you probably shouldn't have shown that picture to the guys because 298 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:15,330 really private between a husband and wife. Wife. 299 00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,250 Wife. Wife. 300 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:20,710 I know those are hard words to hear, but they needed to be said. 301 00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:22,870 Yeah, well, you were kind of rough with me. 302 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,450 Come on, you're killing me. 303 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:32,410 I am serious. 304 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,920 Look, I didn't even go down on my knee when I proposed to you. 305 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,540 No, no, you certainly didn't kneel in gum. 306 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,860 I am really serious here. I'm begging you to take this photograph down. 307 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:49,780 If you don't, I'm going to park myself right in front of this photo shop 24 308 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,520 hours a day, seven days a week. 309 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,280 And then what's going to happen? I'm going to lose my job. 310 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:55,580 And then you know what? 311 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,440 It's going to be a public embarrassment for you and the children. 312 00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:02,390 And then when somebody asks you who your husband is, you know what you're going 313 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:05,210 to have to say? Oh, he's the sneaky guy living in front of the Photoshop. 314 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:11,150 You know, the cute one with the gum on his knee. 315 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:15,150 Come on, baby. 316 00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:16,810 Please. 317 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,530 All right, Michelle, take it down. 318 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:25,810 Oh, thank God. 319 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,590 How much is that doggie in the window? 320 00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:33,890 $200. Oh, you saw me coming. 321 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,190 You scared me. That's not fair. 322 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:45,530 Oh, it's so fair. 323 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,810 All over this photo. Hey, hello, everybody. 324 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:50,630 Nobody's going to see it. Oh, man. 325 00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:53,490 Hey, you know what? I think we've been off with a free frame. 326 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,640 Sweetheart, I want you to close your eyes. 327 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:03,900 Okay. 328 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:07,260 Okay. 329 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,600 You can open them. 330 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:12,840 I know you really love that emergency road kit I gave you. 331 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,920 And by the way, I'm going to replace the crackers. 332 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:21,340 But after you gave me such an amazing gift, I just felt I needed to do 333 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,340 more. 334 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,780 So I got you this. 335 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,480 Anybody you want. 23744