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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:03,759 Hey. 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:05,320 What are you doing? 3 00:00:05,820 --> 00:00:08,800 Daddy said a bad word, so we're making him take a time out. 4 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,900 For a whole hour. 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,840 Oh, wow. 6 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:17,000 Sitting on the couch reading the paper. 7 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,460 That must be really hard for Daddy. 8 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,240 Well, you know, Cheryl, I kind of had it coming. 9 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:28,740 I mean, the one thing that would make it worse is... No, it's too horrible. 10 00:00:29,220 --> 00:00:30,220 All right, I'll say it. 11 00:00:31,420 --> 00:00:32,420 Please, girls. 12 00:00:32,670 --> 00:00:34,650 Don't force chips and beer on me. 13 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:38,890 Chips and beer! Chips and beer! 14 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:42,070 No, not the cold ones in the back. 15 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:45,970 Chips! 16 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:49,510 Oh, baby. 17 00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:11,380 Kids. I am so glad you're home. The girls are still sick and I've got to 18 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,760 I've been holding in all day. 19 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,920 Where was that bladder control when we drove to Wisconsin? 20 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:21,580 Where's Kyle? 21 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,740 On the washer. 22 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,120 Hit the spin click. It makes him sleepy. 23 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,240 Peek -a -boo. 24 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,820 Godspeed, John Glenn. 25 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:42,270 my little girl's doing, huh? 26 00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:43,510 What's the matter, baby? 27 00:01:44,570 --> 00:01:45,890 She's going to throw up. 28 00:01:47,610 --> 00:01:48,610 Cheryl, 29 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,990 Grace is going to throw up. 30 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,250 Deal with it. 31 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:55,810 I'm not the throw -up person. I'm going to take out the trash guy. 32 00:01:57,090 --> 00:01:58,250 You don't do that either. 33 00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:01,670 Here you go, baby. 34 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,590 I remember doing this with your mother after an Aerosmith concert. 35 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:16,750 Well, nothing coming out. 36 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,370 Okay, I think it's a false alarm, honey. 37 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:23,810 There you go. Jim, would you clear off this table, please? 38 00:02:24,050 --> 00:02:27,510 Honey, I just made dinner. I only have two hands. 39 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:32,270 And I only have one. Yeah? Well, whose fault is that? 40 00:02:32,730 --> 00:02:33,730 Yours. 41 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:36,210 Who's going to sneak up on me in the shower? 42 00:02:37,370 --> 00:02:39,430 I don't know. In the movies, the women love it. 43 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:42,480 Yeah, well, in the movies, it's Russell Crowe. 44 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:47,800 Oh, thank God, adult food. 45 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:51,320 Mommy, you promised you would read Madeline. 46 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:53,700 You said you would go with me. 47 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,320 No, me first. 48 00:02:55,920 --> 00:03:00,740 Okay. Hey, girls, you know what? If you don't go upstairs and get in bed right 49 00:03:00,740 --> 00:03:02,880 now, Santa won't come tonight. 50 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,330 You'll deal with it tomorrow. 51 00:03:17,070 --> 00:03:18,049 I'm sorry. 52 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:21,870 It's just that it's been like this all day. They're thick and they're cranky 53 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:22,870 they're driving me nuts. 54 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:24,550 Well, I got two words for you, honey. 55 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:25,790 TV. 56 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:31,510 No. Come on, honey. Put a TV in their room and you won't hear a peep out of 57 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:34,290 them. Jim, we promised ourselves we would never do that. 58 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:36,490 We promised ourselves we wouldn't do a lot of things. 59 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:40,510 Like not go to bed mad or with other people or something like that. 60 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:43,750 Hey, guys. 61 00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:45,070 Oh, you're eating. 62 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:46,890 That's okay. You can watch. 63 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:52,410 I have something to say, and I need you both to listen. 64 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:54,830 I'm in therapy. 65 00:03:56,090 --> 00:04:00,170 Since when? For about a month, and I really feel like I'm getting acquainted 66 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:01,790 with the Andy deep inside. 67 00:04:02,770 --> 00:04:03,770 Therapy, huh? 68 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:08,030 You mean like... Nice. 69 00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:09,690 No, it's all right, Cheryl. 70 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:15,910 Dr. Gamble and I felt it'd be helpful if my two sisters joined me. Oh, Andy, I'd 71 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:18,570 love to, but the girls are still sick, so I'm kind of stuck here. 72 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:20,670 Well, maybe Jim could watch them. Oh. 73 00:04:21,450 --> 00:04:22,830 What, you want me to babysit? 74 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:27,130 You do know it's not babysitting when they're your own kids. 75 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:31,590 You've been talking to that mom down the street, haven't you? 76 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:34,150 The fancy one with a job. 77 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:39,490 Well, I'm sorry, honey, but some of us just like to be the best parents we can 78 00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:40,490 be. 79 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:44,110 Now, if you'll excuse me, I think my baby's done. 80 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:54,910 Cheryl picked me up, dried the blood off my nose, and told me everything was 81 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:55,910 going to be all right. 82 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:59,270 You're fortunate to have such a wonderful, wonderful sister. 83 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,880 I don't know if I'm wonderful. Wonderful. 84 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:04,640 Hello, everyone. 85 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,260 Hi, I'm Dana. 86 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,920 Dana, you're late. You know, you could have called. 87 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:13,980 Well, maybe I was waiting outside, working up the courage to walk in that 88 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,380 and bare my soul. 89 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:16,660 Yeah, Cheryl. 90 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:17,960 What's in the bag? 91 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:19,180 New shoes. 92 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,880 Interesting, Dana, that you would stop to buy shoes knowing you'd be late. 93 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,160 Not really, once you get to know me. 94 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,740 Is it because you don't feel pretty on the inside? 95 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,720 It's okay, Dana. 96 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,460 I don't feel so pretty on the inside either. 97 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,020 I'm fine. 98 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:43,060 Before you came in, we were talking about the time you punched Andy in the 99 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,320 Which time? 100 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:46,700 My sixth birthday. 101 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,720 Mom promised me the flour on the cake, the big one. 102 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:54,580 You, you took it and only ate half of it and then gave the rest to the dog. 103 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:56,650 Then you punched me. 104 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,350 Your friends thought it was funny. 105 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:05,070 It was my flower, and you took it. How does it make you feel, Andy? I feel 106 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:07,170 violated and ignored and discarded. 107 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:09,850 I feel attacked and betrayed. 108 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:13,530 I'm fine. 109 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:20,370 Hey, beauty. 110 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:21,970 Hey. 111 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,410 What's going on? Where are the kids? 112 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,020 In their room. 113 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,720 Are they okay? 114 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:29,160 Oh, yeah. They're fine. 115 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:31,080 They've been up there all evening. 116 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,060 Haven't heard a peep out of them. 117 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,460 How was Dr. 118 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,600 Bookabooka? 119 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:39,200 Well, I'm fine. 120 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,620 And Andy's really open up. He even cries. 121 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:48,740 Oh, big deal. I make Andy cry every day at work. 122 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:51,700 For $150 an hour, I make him crap his pants. 123 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,120 Mmm. Mmm. 124 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,519 It's good. 125 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,740 You like it? Yeah. Good, because we've got a three -gallon box in the kitchen. 126 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,120 Wow. 127 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:10,620 It's nice, huh? 128 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:12,060 Would you listen to that? 129 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:17,700 I don't hear any kids whining or fighting or yelling. 130 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:21,980 You put the TV in their room. 131 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:24,660 Uh -huh. And I got a bunch of stuff finished. 132 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:26,150 Like what? 133 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:27,930 Peanuts. 134 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:36,510 Jim, we said no TV in their room. I know, I know, honey, but it's just why 135 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:38,850 they're sick and cranky and living at home. 136 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:40,970 Come on, David. 137 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:42,870 Come on. 138 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:46,390 You know, you smell so good. 139 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,850 Did you have fries on the way home? 140 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:52,690 Oh, okay. 141 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,420 It's okay, but only until they're better. 142 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:57,900 Absolutely. Okay. 143 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,700 Cheryl, come to the dark side. 144 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,480 Oh, I'm so relaxed. It's starting to worry me. 145 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Yeah. 146 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:19,160 I'm starting to remember what it was like before we had kids. 147 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,680 You mean back when we could both fit in the tub? 148 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,480 Yeah, you really let yourself go. 149 00:08:27,820 --> 00:08:28,920 Ew, look. 150 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,540 Why do you always think I want to see that? 151 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,860 Can we get the Ben and Hill collection? 152 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,539 It's next door in the store. 153 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,659 All right, that is it. 154 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,659 Girls, I'll work on it. I'll work on it. 155 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,240 Jim, 156 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:47,000 Ruby's been back at school for three days. No more TV in their room. 157 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,260 Oh, come on, Cheryl. Look at our lives. We're living like movie stars. 158 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,210 Jim, they're eating. Chips and chocolate and drinking sodas and veg. I don't 159 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,590 know if they're brushing their teeth anymore. 160 00:08:56,850 --> 00:08:59,310 Honey, they're not going to keep those teeth anyway. 161 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:03,590 This whole thing is spinning out of control. We have to draw the line 162 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,890 and I am drawing it at television. 163 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,130 Since when do you get to draw the line? 164 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:10,770 Because I am the throw -up person, and the throw -up person gets to draw the 165 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:11,770 line. 166 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:14,510 What about the take -out -the -trash guy? 167 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:17,770 You don't get to be the take -out -the -trash guy unless you actually take out 168 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:18,770 the trash. 169 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:21,470 That's not my understanding of the title. 170 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:27,940 Look, Jim, we agreed on certain things when we became a family. Like we'd 171 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:28,940 eat dinner together. 172 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,800 Yes, even when I've already eaten. 173 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,160 And I would stay home to raise the kids. 174 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,600 And then I would let you. 175 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,260 And we'd always wear seatbelts. 176 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:40,740 Absolutely. 177 00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:42,520 And you would give up riding your motorcycle. 178 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:45,900 If you don't have the belts on, the car's not going. 179 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,780 Jim? Yes? 180 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,120 Have you been riding your motorcycle? 181 00:09:58,090 --> 00:09:59,090 A little. 182 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:01,130 Oh, a little! 183 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,050 You promised me you'd never ride that thing! 184 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:06,110 I don't recall any such promise or discussion thereof. 185 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:11,470 June 27th, 1995, the night Ruby was born. You sat next to my hospital bed 186 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:14,970 tears in your eyes, and you promised me you would never, ever ride that thing 187 00:10:14,970 --> 00:10:15,970 ever again. 188 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:19,170 Touche. 189 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,340 Girls, you watch Little Mermaid one more time, she'll die. 190 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,340 Did you hear that? 191 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,260 I think it's raining candy outside. 192 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,520 Don't get it, don't get it. 193 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,960 We really should have them tested. 194 00:10:57,660 --> 00:11:00,480 Well, here's the TV. It's not in the kids' room anymore. 195 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,800 Just like we decided, you and me, together. 196 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:05,980 Us. 197 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,680 No, don't give me that. 198 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:13,450 Honey, get off my back here, okay? I'm not going to sell that bike. 199 00:11:14,730 --> 00:11:17,810 No. No, I'm serious. I'm not going to get rid of it. 200 00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:22,110 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Well, just let me finish, all right? 201 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:25,910 I'm a guy. 202 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:29,190 I got two feet, and I'm putting one down now. 203 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:32,990 Come on. 204 00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:37,810 Honey, you think the Lone Ranger would sell Trigger? 205 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,240 You're messing with my mind, Cheryl. 206 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:46,260 Now, listen. 207 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,680 Honey, I've been driving that bike since 1984. 208 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:53,680 I mean, it means so much to me. It means it's as much a part of my life as a 209 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,980 washer and dryer is to you. 210 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:09,540 It took me to kindergarten, and when I got into the room, I realized it wasn't 211 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:10,690 really under. Day? 212 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:19,310 Dana, why are you reading while Andy's sharing his feelings? Because no one in 213 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:20,350 my building gets this magazine. 214 00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:23,950 Andy, how does that make you feel? 215 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,890 Makes me a little, you know, mad. 216 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:28,790 Well, tell Dana. 217 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:31,850 Dana, please put down the magazine. 218 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:44,330 You heard me. You're a mean, self -centered jerk. 219 00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:55,130 Jeez, Andy. 220 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:05,730 Very, 221 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:08,430 very good. Okay, you guys ready? 222 00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:09,650 Here's another one. 223 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,120 And this is how I walk. 224 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,900 Stampede! Stampede! 225 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:24,940 Okay, Cheryl, it's done. The bike is up on its stand. I drained the gas and the 226 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,020 oil, and I covered her up. 227 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,320 The only problem is I just can't find the keys. 228 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,640 Oh. 229 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:31,380 All right, here's the keys. 230 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,140 Oh, 231 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,180 honey, thank you. 232 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:39,220 I know how hard that was for you, and I really appreciate it. All right. 233 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:48,820 have one look i'm a daddy and this is how i walk oh very good 234 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:55,700 oh very funny i don't do 235 00:13:55,700 --> 00:14:00,140 that i do other things too all right all right all right all right let's do look 236 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:04,220 i'm a mommy this is how i walk oh that's sweet 237 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:31,540 What's this, honey? 238 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,220 I'm mommy smoking a cigarette. 239 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,080 You are? 240 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:40,500 Look, I'm a hypocrite. Smokey, smokey, smoke. 241 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,340 Cheese, please. 242 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,080 You girls play good. 243 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:18,140 know that you know that smoking is bad and what mommy did was wrong right well 244 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:25,080 mommy is not very proud of herself why because sometimes mommies do 245 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:32,000 things that aren't very smart and sometimes 246 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,920 daddies do things that aren't very smart why because they have the emotional 247 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,620 maturity of a six -year -old 248 00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:41,910 No offense. 249 00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,410 You know how you love jawbreakers? 250 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:50,310 Yeah, but you know they're not good for you because they can break your teeth. 251 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:56,110 And even though we told you you couldn't have them anymore, we found that one 252 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,110 under your pillow. 253 00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:58,690 That wasn't mine. 254 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,710 Okay, 255 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:05,110 Ruby. 256 00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:08,170 Do you know who really hates smoking? 257 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,240 The Surgeon General. 258 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:12,660 Who? 259 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:14,820 Santa. 260 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,020 Leave it to me. 261 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:29,679 Hey, Cheryl. 262 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,380 You know, I wanted to ask you that smoked ham we had last night. 263 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,380 Was it regular ham when you bought it? 264 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,740 You know, sweetie, I can quit smoking. 265 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,460 But you'll always be an ass. 266 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,840 Jeez, you spoke with that mouth? 267 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,479 Not anymore. 268 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,480 I am done. 269 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,640 Good. Yeah. 270 00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:50,739 How about you? 271 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:51,740 I don't smoke. 272 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:54,859 The bike? 273 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:55,860 Yeah. 274 00:16:57,580 --> 00:17:00,460 Honey, you fell in love with the guy who rode a motorcycle. 275 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:01,980 You thought he was sexy. 276 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,720 Yeah, well, now I think it's sexy when you come home in one piece. 277 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:06,779 All right. 278 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:07,780 All right, here's the deal. 279 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,050 I won't ride the bike anymore, but I'm not going to sell it either. 280 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,270 Occasionally, I'll go in the garage and sit on it. 281 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:16,990 And go vroom, vroom. 282 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,410 That is none of your business. 283 00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:30,530 Hey, wait a minute. What if there's a special occasion where, you know, you 284 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:31,530 to ride a motorcycle? 285 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,210 Like what? 286 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:36,430 You know, like a neighborhood parade. 287 00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:39,770 I don't have a neighborhood parade. 288 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,090 I know, but someone might start one. 289 00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:46,510 You know what? If we have a neighborhood parade, then you can ride your bike, 290 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:47,610 and I'll sit on the back smoking. 291 00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:50,550 It'll be our little float. 292 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,130 Honey, do you think we have too many rules? 293 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,090 I don't know, baby. What do you think? 294 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:01,690 Well, I don't want our girls to grow up thinking that they can't express 295 00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:05,270 themselves. You know, that it's not okay to break a rule every once in a while. 296 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,360 Oh, I think they're going to be just fine, Ben. 297 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,440 We weren't sure if you were coming. 298 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:29,980 I wasn't either. 299 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:37,540 Andy, I don't know if things are going to be any different, but you may... me 300 00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,800 want to be a better sister. 301 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:40,920 Shut up. 302 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,020 You had me at I wasn't either. 303 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:49,740 I got you a cake with a flower on it. 304 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,260 Oh, Dana. 305 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:56,180 It was never really about the flowers. Just me needing you to accept me for who 306 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,240 I am. That's all. 307 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:01,700 Well, I thought about some of the things you said, and if you need me to change, 308 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,840 I'm willing to make the effort. 309 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:05,740 Thanks, Dana. 310 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Where's the flower? 311 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:12,860 I ate it! 312 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,340 What? You ate the flower? You did it again? 21981