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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,020 Oh, you're making Halloween costumes. 2 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:12,760 I can't wait till I have kids. 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,100 You know, handmade costumes are really the way to go. Yeah, I gotta tell you, 4 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,120 it's a lot of work. 5 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,420 Oh, Cheryl, I'd pay you. 6 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:23,780 Dana, you know, when they're your own kids and you see them looking up at you 7 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:26,920 with those sweet little faces and you hear them talking to you in those sweet 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:27,920 little voices. 9 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:32,400 Gracie, will you just stop jumping off the freaking stairs? 10 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,940 So, what are you going to have for Halloween? 11 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,020 Desirable woman going to waste? 12 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:40,620 I have to work. 13 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,060 Oh, you're not going to come trick -or -treating with us? 14 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:47,320 No, there's a project due, and everyone with kids gets to go home early, so it's 15 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,400 just me and the lesbian in accounting. 16 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:53,000 Whoa, you guys talking about lesbians? 17 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,360 Yeah, Jim, we talk about lesbians whenever you're not in the room. 18 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,040 I knew it! 19 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,220 Did you take the trash out? 20 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,640 Well, uh, kind of. All right, don't say no yet. 21 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,100 The bag broke. 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,320 And I was going to pick up the chicken bones. 23 00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:13,160 And I thought, wait a minute. 24 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:15,240 Chicken graveyard. 25 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,440 It's spooky. 26 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,139 What do you think? 27 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:23,360 I think you get more into Halloween than the kids do. 28 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:24,580 Oh, I love it. 29 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,540 I do, I do. It's all that free candy, baby, you know. 30 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:29,900 Sticking it to the man. 31 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,620 No matter how much our neighbors hate me. 32 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:38,520 When they see me with my kids at the door, they have to give me candy. 33 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,220 It's the law. 34 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:47,440 Mommy, Daddy, there's dogs on our front lawn. 35 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,040 Damn it. They're eating my decorations. 36 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,440 Gracie? 37 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,760 Did you jump off the stairs again? 38 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:58,100 No. 39 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,040 I think you did. 40 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,900 And I have told you a hundred times not to. Jim, would you tell her not to jump 41 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:04,658 off the stairs? 42 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:05,660 Don't jump off the stairs. 43 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,598 Thank you. 44 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,840 Now, that's a hundred and one. 45 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,440 If you do it again, young lady, you are going to be very sorry. 46 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:13,980 Why can't I jump? 47 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:17,860 Oh, honey, because you could fall down and hurt yourself like Mommy did. 48 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:20,960 Well, so much for my chicken graveyard. 49 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:24,020 Oh, don't worry, Jim. I'm sure you can make another one by lunch. 50 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,160 That's really funny. 51 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,020 Yet no man wants you. 52 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,960 Dog vomit all over the lawn. I know. 53 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:36,340 I know. Don't touch it. 54 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:37,680 I've got an idea. 55 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:05,290 Halloween, nerd. 56 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,510 You know, we got a meeting with the Fergusons in an hour. 57 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:11,890 I thought that was tomorrow. 58 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:15,030 Well, it was, till I changed it. 59 00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:16,410 Hey! 60 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:19,610 Here. 61 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:21,510 That cane for you is in the front. 62 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:25,610 Someday you'll be mine forever, a secret admirer. 63 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:28,850 Ooh, secret admirer. 64 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,650 Stud Muffin, you're the man. 65 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,410 Thanks for pretending to care. You're welcome. 66 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:35,610 It's a doll. 67 00:03:36,870 --> 00:03:37,870 Of me. 68 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:40,230 Wow. 69 00:03:40,690 --> 00:03:44,390 Some freak went through a lot of trouble for this. I think it's sweet. Someone 70 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,390 really wants me. 71 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:48,010 Dead. 72 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:49,850 Wow. 73 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:53,050 Ferguson's an owl, right? 74 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:01,980 You girls look great. 75 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,760 So you're a waiter? 76 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:08,120 Yes, I am. Would you like to look at our special tonight? 77 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,000 Oh, my goodness, 78 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,960 it's my favorite dish, Gracie Face. 79 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,279 You know what, sweetie? It's a little chilly out. Would you go upstairs and 80 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:20,279 your sweater? 81 00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:21,339 All right, girl. 82 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:22,359 Thank you. 83 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:25,280 Wow, Cheryl, you look great. 84 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:28,080 No, I mean you really look great. 85 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:33,660 You do, too. Really? You like it? My wedding tux still fits. 86 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,260 Yeah, like a paint job. 87 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,400 Hey, Kyle, my man. 88 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,700 This is your first Halloween. 89 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,400 What is he? Isn't he adorable? 90 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,620 He's a peapod. 91 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:51,740 A peapod? I mean an evil body -snatching pod. 92 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:52,859 Oh, good. 93 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:53,860 That's better. 94 00:04:58,910 --> 00:05:00,950 Don't even think about it, Gracie. 95 00:05:01,210 --> 00:05:02,810 Don't even think about it. 96 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:07,670 You don't think I'm serious? Just try me. I am the adult here. I am the boss. 97 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,190 I'm the boss. 98 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,710 You are really pushing it, young lady. 99 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:15,790 Don't you dare jump off that step. 100 00:05:18,890 --> 00:05:19,890 All right! 101 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:22,190 That's it. I warned you. 102 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,150 No trick -or -treating! 103 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,120 What was that about? 104 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,060 I don't know. I was mad. It just came out. 105 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,660 But you saw her. She's totally out of control. 106 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,580 I know, but it's Halloween. 107 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:48,840 It's trick -or -treating. 108 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:55,420 Jim, I have begged. I have pleaded. I've given her time out. Nothing worked. I 109 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:56,399 had to do something. 110 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,260 I know, but you don't take away a religious holiday. 111 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,720 Hey, 112 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:02,839 how you doing, Brad? 113 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:03,840 Good, Jim. 114 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,820 What's that in your front yard? 115 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,900 That's a ghost. 116 00:06:08,170 --> 00:06:09,170 With shoes. 117 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:11,550 Spooky, huh? 118 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:15,790 You know what? Al Kranis across the street, he's got a skeleton in the 119 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:18,130 Yeah, well, he's also got a son in a drag show. 120 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:19,570 Happy Halloween! 121 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:29,910 Hello, Ground Up Design, Andy speaking. 122 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:31,310 Hello, Andy. 123 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:33,710 Who is this? 124 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:36,390 You took me out five years ago. 125 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:37,710 That could be anybody. 126 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,740 You took me to dinner and a movie. 127 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Claudia? 128 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,720 Yes? I never heard from you again. 129 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:48,820 Why didn't you call me, Andy? You should have called me. 130 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:52,600 I'm sorry. You seemed a little, well, nuts. 131 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,780 And you know what? I think I made a good call on that one. 132 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:58,300 Hello? 133 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,360 Nice costume. 134 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,220 I think my life is in danger. 135 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,520 There's this girl who's sending me love notes and smiley faces and dolls. 136 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,920 Yes, thank you. Wait a minute. There's no Valentine squad. 137 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:57,180 I don't know why I'm being 138 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:58,180 punished. 139 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,200 I didn't do anything wrong. 140 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,820 I mean, our costumes are great. 141 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,560 I don't even know if this is going to fit next year. 142 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,760 Come on, Grapes, don't be sad. 143 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,460 Hey, ready for a corn chip race? 144 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:20,940 One, two, three, go! 145 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,980 Oh, come on, I'm winning! 146 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,300 Come on! 147 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:29,760 Come on! 148 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,460 Don't be mad at me. This is your mom's thing. 149 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:38,710 She's the bad guy. 150 00:08:40,789 --> 00:08:41,809 Hey, you want to hear a joke? 151 00:08:43,309 --> 00:08:44,730 I can't tell you that one. 152 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:50,150 Maybe if I clean it up. 153 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,510 No, I can't. 154 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,070 Trick -or -treaters! 155 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,710 Come on, let's go get some candy. 156 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:01,650 Come on, Gracie, come on, get in your thing. 157 00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:03,330 Come on, get in your thing. 158 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,090 And remember... 159 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,440 When I say special tonight, you say? 160 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,180 Boo. Boo, that's right. 161 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:11,920 Trick or treat. 162 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,880 Oh, wow, you scared me. 163 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:19,660 Well, would you be interested in our special tonight? 164 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,160 Boo. 165 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,120 Hi, Gracie. 166 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,380 Hi, Emma. 167 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:26,340 Oh, you guys are really brave. 168 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:29,700 I mean, you walked right past that ghost with shoes. 169 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,240 My dad says you're crazy. 170 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:36,570 Where did he tell you that? In a bar? 171 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:41,030 Daddy, when can we go to Gertrude Dean again? 172 00:09:41,410 --> 00:09:42,850 Oh, I don't know, honey. 173 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:44,610 Maybe next year. 174 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:47,630 How many minutes is a year? 175 00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:49,350 I don't know. 176 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,390 Nobody knows. 177 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:55,010 Oh, you're killing me, baby. 178 00:09:58,090 --> 00:09:59,670 Maybe we can go to one house. 179 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:01,790 Really? 180 00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:04,630 I don't know. Mom said no trick -or -treating. 181 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,310 Okay. 182 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:08,530 You know what, though? 183 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:14,230 If we just go to one house and show them our costume, that's not trick -or 184 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:15,230 -treating technically. 185 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:18,290 And if they give us candy, 186 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:21,410 it would be rude not to take it, right? 187 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,630 I love you, Daddy! 188 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:26,910 I love candy! Let's go! 189 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,740 All right, honey, we went through a few more houses than I thought we should, 190 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,920 but good news is we beat Mom home. 191 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,600 Trick or treat. 192 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,360 You, 193 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,060 upstairs. You're the boss. 194 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:56,660 Not you. 195 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:59,300 Really? Because it looked like you were looking at me. 196 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,070 Maybe because she's... No. 197 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:03,550 You. 198 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:09,270 Let me ask you something. 199 00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:13,390 On what planet is trick -or -treating considered a punishment? 200 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,650 Oh, come on, Cheryl. We just went to a couple of houses. 201 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:22,130 We took that from a kid. 202 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:26,870 Tim, you have completely undermined my authority. 203 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,820 Come on, Cheryl. It's not like she's going to be doing this the rest of her 204 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:32,460 life. It's just the stage. She's going to grow out of it. You know what? 205 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,040 I'm sick of being the bad guy. 206 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:37,820 Well, then why don't you try being a little nicer? 207 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:42,540 And you know what? 208 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,840 This would be a good time to start. 209 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:51,740 You know, I'm home alone with them all day, just trying to set some boundaries. 210 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,880 And you come home after work and you just tear them down. 211 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,420 Mr. Fun... 212 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,460 with your jokes and your games and your secret jelly donuts before dinner. 213 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,300 How do you know about those? 214 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,820 I empty your pockets before I do the wash. 215 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,820 I need you to back me up more and enforce my rules. 216 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,260 Well, honey, what if I don't agree with all your rules? It doesn't matter. 217 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,460 We need to present a united front or the kids are going to take over our house. 218 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:20,240 Oh, come on, honey. Take over the house. You're overreacting. 219 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,260 How come every time we disagree, I'm overreacting? 220 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,160 Because you're the bad guy. 221 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:34,560 So he goes behind my back, but somehow I'm the one who's overreacting. 222 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,960 Can you believe that? I still can't believe you went on a second date with 223 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,480 Okay, Cheryl. 224 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,320 Problem is solved. 225 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:46,000 I just talked to Gracie, and I told her even though we went trick -or -treating, 226 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,420 she still has to listen to her mother. 227 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,560 Oh, good. I'm sure that solved everything. 228 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:53,860 So you can thank me and thank him. 229 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,680 Please, put those away. 230 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,120 What are you doing here? 231 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:13,540 Slept in the back room. I'm afraid the stalker will show up at my place. 232 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:16,220 Damn this body. 233 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,040 It's a freak magnet. 234 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,280 It's almost too easy. 235 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,520 What is? 236 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,040 Hey, fans. 237 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,400 This is Claudia. 238 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:30,740 You're dead. 239 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:35,980 the stalker? 240 00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:42,280 Why would you do this to him? Because he is so mean to me. Last April Fools, he 241 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,720 called me and told me Aunt Charlotte died. 242 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,220 She did. 243 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,240 Oh. 244 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,360 Well, I'm in a groove. I can't stop now. 245 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,440 That could be anything. 246 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,080 My house suddenly. 247 00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:10,070 I'm going, I'm going. 248 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,830 Gracie? 249 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,010 Gracie, did you knock over the lamp I hate? 250 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,250 No. 251 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:18,410 Are you lying? 252 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,130 No. Ruby? 253 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,450 She did it. Nobody likes to snitch. 254 00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:28,070 All right, Gracie. 255 00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:29,770 Go up to your room. 256 00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:31,050 No. 257 00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:33,650 Gracie, I'm not going to tell you again. 258 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:35,610 One. Two. 259 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,289 I count. 260 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,290 You don't count. 261 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:43,120 All right, that's it. That's it. Nope, you're in a timeout, and you're not 262 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,840 to Brittany's birthday party on Saturday. 263 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,300 I hate you! 264 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,800 Yeah? Well, get in line. 265 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:54,460 Is that my hate you I just heard? Yeah. 266 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,240 Oh, then you did it right. Thank you, honey. 267 00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,420 What'd you do? 268 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,280 Give her a timeout. Good. 269 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,500 And I told her she can't go to Brittany's birthday party on Saturday. 270 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,920 No, no, Jim. Jim, you can't do that. 271 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,420 Brittany just moved in. She only has two friends. 272 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,240 Gracie's half the party. 273 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,480 What's that Ruby? 274 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,720 She doesn't even know Ruby. 275 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,640 Come on, they're little girls. They all look alike. 276 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:22,260 Now, Tim, really, the whole family is going to hate us. You have to undo this. 277 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:27,240 Cheryl, don't ask me to do something, then tell me the way I did it was wrong. 278 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,700 I mean, it's like our honeymoon all over again. 279 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:39,390 Oh, I know. I'm sorry. I know Brittany's very upset. 280 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,130 Hey, you know, I have an older daughter who could come. 281 00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:44,470 Yeah, I'll hold her. 282 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:45,830 What a mess. 283 00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:46,849 What's going on? 284 00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:49,590 Well, the other little girl got sick, so now if Gracie doesn't go, they have to 285 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:50,630 cancel Brittany's party. 286 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:51,910 No, I don't care. 287 00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:54,330 Yeah, hi. Hi, Donna. 288 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:55,830 Oh, I know. 289 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,010 I know. 290 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,310 I know. 291 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,130 Give me the phone. Let me handle this. 292 00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:03,070 Hello? Yes, this is Gracie's father. 293 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:05,510 Yeah, listen. 294 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,400 Please don't do that. 295 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,900 Hi, Brittany. 296 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,080 Happy birthday, sweetie. 297 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,460 No, no, Gracie doesn't hate you. 298 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,900 No, she doesn't. 299 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,860 No, she doesn't. 300 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:22,780 No, she doesn't. 301 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,820 Brittany, please don't cry. 302 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,800 Okay, Gracie will be there Saturday. 303 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,400 Okay, new plan. 304 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,440 All right. 305 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:39,530 All right, well, tell Gracie she can go to Brittany's birthday on Saturday, but 306 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:42,670 no soccer on Sunday. Oh, that's good. She loves soccer. 307 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:44,810 Okay. Gracie, come here, sweetie. 308 00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:48,530 Okay, you want to tell her or you want me to do it? No, you do it. You need to 309 00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:50,990 practice. I'll tell you what, you do it and I'll take out the trash. No, you 310 00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:51,990 won't. I know. 311 00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:55,290 Gracie, come on in here. 312 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,210 Sit on the couch, Gracie. 313 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,590 Mommy and Daddy want to tell you something. 314 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:02,190 We're going to let you go to Brittany's birthday party. 315 00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:04,770 Yay! Don't yay so fast, okay? 316 00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:08,000 Because you're still being punished for not listening to mommy and daddy. 317 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:11,400 So, no soccer on Sunday. 318 00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:13,800 Wait, we can't do that. Sunday's trophy day. 319 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:15,140 What do you got Monday? 320 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,339 Karate. No karate. 321 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:18,459 She hates karate. 322 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,760 Then by God, you're going to karate. 323 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:22,680 This isn't working. 324 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,440 Why don't we take away Friday night? 325 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:28,700 Friday? We can't do that. That's spaghetti factory night. 326 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,170 Yeah, circle. 327 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,390 Well, all right. 328 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:40,970 What do you think? 329 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:45,010 I think I'm going to try the ravioli this time. 330 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,010 Oh, what is she doing now? You know what? I give up. No, no, no. 331 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,630 No, Cheryl. No, you don't give up. 332 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,210 You got to think. 333 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:00,910 Think. 334 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,060 What would good parents do? 335 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,980 Hi, we're sorry to bother you. Yeah, we live down the block. 336 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,099 Oh, yeah. 337 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,220 You're the guy that stole my newspaper last year. 338 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,500 Uh, I thought you were out of town. 339 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,600 Why'd you run away? 340 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,200 No, that was another guy. 341 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:28,360 You know, if he was running it, it really wasn't Jim. 342 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,820 Listen, the reason we're here is that my daughter Gracie would like to say 343 00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:36,820 something. Gracie? 344 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,840 I'm bad. Here's the candy. 345 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,640 I don't get it. 346 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:49,800 Well, she's bad, and we're giving her Halloween candy back to teach her a 347 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,800 lesson. 348 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,580 Well, would you just take the candy? 349 00:18:54,540 --> 00:19:00,120 No. Come on, man. Just take the candy. Hey, don't drag me into your freak show. 350 00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,120 Look, just take some candy back, man. 351 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,900 I don't like candy. I don't eat it. 352 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,940 Well, you're eating something, pork chop. 353 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,960 Hold it. Gracie, would you sit right there for a minute, please? 354 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,020 You go. 355 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,680 I always go. You go. 356 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:27,980 You never go. I know. 357 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:30,860 Gracie. 358 00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:36,210 Listen, do you know why we gave the candy back? 359 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,050 I don't know. 360 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,190 Can I wear my pink pants tomorrow? 361 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:43,550 Sure, honey. 362 00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:44,590 Yay! 363 00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:47,710 Should I say no? 364 00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:50,190 I don't know, honey. 365 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:02,960 eat that whole thing. 366 00:20:36,899 --> 00:20:38,060 What is this about? 367 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:42,920 He was harassing a woman, Claudia Noonan. Oh, my God. 368 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,920 I went to her place just to talk. 369 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,680 She wouldn't answer the door, so I kicked it in. 370 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,840 Then she goes ahead and calls the cops like, I'm the nut job. 371 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,860 It was me. 372 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:57,520 What? It was a Halloween prank. Claudia wasn't stalking you. I was. 373 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,460 You're going to have to come down to the station with me. What? 374 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,320 Wait a minute. 375 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,220 It's okay, honey. We'll follow you. 376 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,010 He's a stripper. 377 00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:28,510 Really? 378 00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:29,810 I didn't say he was good. 25534

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