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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:49,922 Thank you. 2 00:00:50,022 --> 00:00:52,024 Now, would anyone else like to share? 3 00:00:56,362 --> 00:00:57,263 I'm Tami. 4 00:00:57,363 --> 00:00:58,931 -Hi, Tami. -Hi. 5 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,102 Things have been okay. 6 00:01:02,569 --> 00:01:04,237 Yeah. Um... 7 00:01:05,971 --> 00:01:08,974 Still really hoping to get a bigger car. 8 00:01:09,075 --> 00:01:12,044 It's one of our goals for TSDY. 9 00:01:12,145 --> 00:01:12,978 Uh, sorry. 10 00:01:13,079 --> 00:01:15,981 Um... Try Something Different Year. 11 00:01:16,082 --> 00:01:19,685 It's like a thing we found online. 12 00:01:19,785 --> 00:01:22,589 We decided to try it out once I got better. 13 00:01:22,688 --> 00:01:23,856 Um... 14 00:01:26,226 --> 00:01:27,227 Uh... 15 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:31,131 I've been cancer-free for 12 months. 16 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,201 But, um... 17 00:01:35,301 --> 00:01:37,170 You know, I still just live with the terror 18 00:01:37,270 --> 00:01:38,271 that it's gonna come back. 19 00:01:39,506 --> 00:01:41,107 It's not coming back. 20 00:01:44,544 --> 00:01:45,978 He always says that, but, you know, 21 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:47,980 I just have a lot of anxiety. 22 00:01:49,282 --> 00:01:51,850 Focusing on my business really helps. 23 00:01:51,950 --> 00:01:52,951 Um... 24 00:01:55,088 --> 00:01:57,856 My friend Devin makes me laugh hard. 25 00:01:58,657 --> 00:02:00,193 -So... -Devin? 26 00:02:01,394 --> 00:02:03,062 Yeah, my ex. The firefighter. 27 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:07,666 Um, rekindling that friendship has... 28 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:10,436 it's really helped me. 29 00:02:10,537 --> 00:02:12,938 You know, community is so important. 30 00:02:15,241 --> 00:02:16,409 But I worry. 31 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:20,180 Will I ever see my son graduate? 32 00:02:22,848 --> 00:02:24,850 Will I ever orgasm again? 33 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:30,623 Sorry. This is, uh, not so exciting, 34 00:02:30,722 --> 00:02:33,493 but this group really helps, so, thank you. 35 00:02:33,593 --> 00:02:34,860 Yeah. Hmm. 36 00:02:35,461 --> 00:02:36,462 Craig. 37 00:02:37,330 --> 00:02:38,964 Anything you wanna share? 38 00:02:41,434 --> 00:02:43,236 Everything is really awesome. 39 00:02:44,571 --> 00:02:46,239 Tami deserves a parade. 40 00:02:47,873 --> 00:02:49,875 And I'm orgasming fine. 41 00:02:56,649 --> 00:02:58,251 I'll share, I'll share. 42 00:02:58,351 --> 00:03:02,455 Um... this has been a great week for me. 43 00:03:05,425 --> 00:03:06,626 Craig. 44 00:03:06,725 --> 00:03:09,229 The mailman screwed up again. 45 00:03:09,329 --> 00:03:11,164 Can you bring the package to the neighbor's? 46 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:20,839 Craig Waterman. 47 00:03:21,374 --> 00:03:22,609 Yeah. 48 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:24,677 Yeah. I'm in the car now. 49 00:03:24,776 --> 00:03:26,112 Actually, I'm in the parking lot. 50 00:03:26,212 --> 00:03:27,846 I'll be up there in two seconds. 51 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,948 Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Bye. 52 00:03:48,601 --> 00:03:49,801 Hello? 53 00:03:51,204 --> 00:03:52,505 Hello? 54 00:03:59,679 --> 00:04:01,247 Hi. 55 00:04:01,347 --> 00:04:02,382 Howdy. 56 00:04:02,482 --> 00:04:04,484 Are you... Austin? 57 00:04:05,518 --> 00:04:06,519 Guilty. 58 00:04:06,619 --> 00:04:09,188 Yeah, the, uh, mailman screwed up. 59 00:04:09,289 --> 00:04:12,125 Uh, I'm down there at the end of the block there. 60 00:04:13,192 --> 00:04:14,761 Oh, with the "for sale" sign? 61 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:17,730 Yeah. About to leave the neighborhood. 62 00:04:17,829 --> 00:04:19,098 It's a bummer. Wish I could've gotten 63 00:04:19,198 --> 00:04:21,467 to know you, but yeah, we're leaving. 64 00:04:21,567 --> 00:04:22,735 Sorry about this. 65 00:04:22,868 --> 00:04:23,802 Oh, not your fault. 66 00:04:23,902 --> 00:04:25,672 It's the mailman, he always messes up. 67 00:04:25,772 --> 00:04:27,839 Oh, well, it's gonna happen, I guess. 68 00:04:27,939 --> 00:04:29,875 Yeah. I didn't open it or look in or anything. 69 00:04:29,975 --> 00:04:31,877 -I know that that's illegal. -Oh. 70 00:04:32,978 --> 00:04:34,946 -Thank you. -Yep. No worries. 71 00:04:35,047 --> 00:04:36,482 Hey, I didn't catch your name, by the way. 72 00:04:36,582 --> 00:04:38,884 Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman. 73 00:04:40,952 --> 00:04:42,954 Stay curious, Craig Waterman. 74 00:04:43,690 --> 00:04:45,458 You too, Austin. 75 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:09,014 Full mug coming through here. 76 00:05:09,115 --> 00:05:10,616 Careful, careful, careful. 77 00:05:10,717 --> 00:05:11,883 Full mug. 78 00:05:16,422 --> 00:05:17,989 Hey, java king! 79 00:05:18,591 --> 00:05:20,059 Fuckin' moron. 80 00:05:23,496 --> 00:05:24,963 Nicholas from Serotonin Solutions. 81 00:05:25,064 --> 00:05:26,265 -Sam is on. 82 00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:27,700 -How was everyone's weekend? - 83 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,925 I need to get a bigger car. 84 00:05:54,025 --> 00:05:55,161 I know. Let's sell the house first. 85 00:05:55,261 --> 00:05:56,262 I can't fit this stuff. 86 00:05:56,362 --> 00:05:58,164 Look what happened, it fell over. 87 00:05:59,232 --> 00:06:01,567 Hey, Shannon. Hey, gang. 88 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:02,435 Hi. 89 00:06:02,535 --> 00:06:04,570 You didn't steal anything, did you? 90 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:07,106 House has got good bones, right? 91 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:09,642 Sorry my wife's stuff was everywhere. 92 00:06:09,742 --> 00:06:10,777 Yeah. 93 00:06:10,877 --> 00:06:12,078 -Beautiful neighborhood too. -Yeah. 94 00:06:12,178 --> 00:06:13,646 Nice people there. 95 00:06:13,746 --> 00:06:15,448 Really good people there. 96 00:06:16,682 --> 00:06:17,884 You have a good day. 97 00:06:17,983 --> 00:06:19,152 Awesome. 98 00:06:20,787 --> 00:06:21,953 Shit. 99 00:06:22,054 --> 00:06:24,323 Didn't even fucking talk to me. 100 00:06:24,424 --> 00:06:25,892 Can you put that in the front? 101 00:06:25,991 --> 00:06:27,093 Like, try and find a spot? 102 00:06:27,193 --> 00:06:28,294 I don't know where to put it. 103 00:06:28,394 --> 00:06:30,996 Yes, yes, yes. Ow, I got water on me! 104 00:06:32,532 --> 00:06:33,566 Stevie. 105 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:35,568 Can you pass me that, please? 106 00:06:42,508 --> 00:06:43,576 Super beautiful. 107 00:06:43,676 --> 00:06:45,043 -Thank you. -What are those? 108 00:06:45,144 --> 00:06:47,280 Oh, honey. The new neighbor Austin, 109 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:49,348 he brought these over for us earlier. 110 00:06:49,449 --> 00:06:51,784 He also invited you over for a drink 111 00:06:51,884 --> 00:06:54,053 at 8:00 tonight. I said you'd go. 112 00:06:54,986 --> 00:06:56,589 You don't know my schedule. 113 00:06:57,356 --> 00:06:59,024 You sit there every night. 114 00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:00,159 It might be nice to have a pal, 115 00:07:00,259 --> 00:07:01,327 -you know, a bud. 116 00:07:01,427 --> 00:07:03,995 Hello, Tami's Florals. Steven speaking. 117 00:07:04,096 --> 00:07:05,731 Just welcome him to the neighborhood. 118 00:07:05,832 --> 00:07:06,998 There's a new Marvel out 119 00:07:07,099 --> 00:07:08,601 that's supposed to be nuts. 120 00:07:08,701 --> 00:07:09,902 We should go see that. 121 00:07:10,035 --> 00:07:12,472 Uh, my ex-boyfriend Devin, 122 00:07:12,572 --> 00:07:15,575 he invited me out for a drink tonight. 123 00:07:15,675 --> 00:07:17,210 -Thank you so much. 124 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,912 Okay. Two Luna arrangements for a 90th. 125 00:07:20,011 --> 00:07:21,046 Extra lavender. 126 00:07:21,147 --> 00:07:23,449 Stevie, your mom's abandoning us. 127 00:07:23,549 --> 00:07:24,317 It's just you and I. 128 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:26,118 We gotta go see that Marvel tonight. 129 00:07:26,219 --> 00:07:27,386 I already saw it. It's sort of... 130 00:07:27,487 --> 00:07:29,889 Ah! Don't spoil it. Do not spoil it. 131 00:07:29,988 --> 00:07:31,257 What's going on? 132 00:07:31,924 --> 00:07:33,526 Honey. 133 00:07:33,626 --> 00:07:35,495 Please don't go out with this fucking 134 00:07:35,595 --> 00:07:36,963 dumb clown tonight. 135 00:07:37,063 --> 00:07:39,198 You and I, we'll go see this new Marvel. 136 00:07:39,298 --> 00:07:41,267 People are saying it's actually nuts. 137 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:42,568 It's driving people crazy. 138 00:07:42,668 --> 00:07:46,037 It's nacho, nacho time! 139 00:07:46,138 --> 00:07:47,773 Never... 140 00:07:47,874 --> 00:07:48,908 Never underestimate the nacho. 141 00:07:49,007 --> 00:07:50,710 Yummy. Oh, good work. 142 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:51,978 Mwah! 143 00:07:52,078 --> 00:07:53,079 Delicious, huh? 144 00:07:53,179 --> 00:07:54,213 -It's good. -Anyway, I gotta go. 145 00:07:54,313 --> 00:07:55,982 -But I love you. -Have fun. 146 00:07:56,082 --> 00:07:57,416 See you later. Thank you. 147 00:07:58,451 --> 00:08:00,018 You guys kiss each other on the lips? 148 00:08:00,119 --> 00:08:02,455 Honey. Go. 149 00:08:02,955 --> 00:08:04,123 You... 150 00:08:19,305 --> 00:08:20,473 -Mmm. 151 00:08:23,009 --> 00:08:24,911 Oh, you know, I, uh, 152 00:08:25,011 --> 00:08:26,846 I actually got those speed bumps 153 00:08:26,946 --> 00:08:28,748 put in on our street. 154 00:08:28,848 --> 00:08:30,216 Yeah. It was a frickin' nightmare 155 00:08:30,316 --> 00:08:31,984 dealing with the city. 156 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:33,252 But now the whole neighborhood's 157 00:08:33,352 --> 00:08:35,154 not a goddamn racetrack. 158 00:08:35,254 --> 00:08:36,589 Well, thank you. 159 00:08:36,689 --> 00:08:37,557 Welcome. 160 00:08:37,657 --> 00:08:39,158 Well, what do you do for a living? 161 00:08:39,258 --> 00:08:42,261 Well, I dabble in a few things, but, uh, 162 00:08:42,361 --> 00:08:43,963 I pay those criminals at the bank 163 00:08:44,063 --> 00:08:45,798 by covering the weather for Channel Three. 164 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,535 You're a weatherman? 165 00:08:50,903 --> 00:08:51,971 I usually work evenings, 166 00:08:52,071 --> 00:08:53,673 but I got tonight off. 167 00:08:53,773 --> 00:08:55,041 I knew you looked familiar. 168 00:08:55,141 --> 00:08:57,610 That's so awesome. 169 00:08:58,411 --> 00:08:59,912 What do you do for a living? 170 00:09:00,012 --> 00:09:02,982 I work for a company called Universal Digital Innovations. 171 00:09:03,082 --> 00:09:04,050 We work with clients 172 00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:05,551 who are trying to make their products 173 00:09:05,651 --> 00:09:06,452 more habit forming. 174 00:09:06,552 --> 00:09:08,321 I work with apps, specifically. 175 00:09:08,421 --> 00:09:09,622 Like... 176 00:09:09,722 --> 00:09:11,791 trying to get people addicted to products? 177 00:09:11,891 --> 00:09:15,728 Uh... we prefer to use the term "habit forming." 178 00:09:15,828 --> 00:09:19,031 It appeals to the most primal aspects of the brain. 179 00:09:19,131 --> 00:09:20,766 So when the person tries to detach themselves 180 00:09:20,866 --> 00:09:23,936 from the product, they become extremely displeased 181 00:09:24,036 --> 00:09:25,905 and they just continue using it. 182 00:09:26,005 --> 00:09:28,207 Fucking brutal. 183 00:09:29,976 --> 00:09:31,477 Yeah, it's brutal. 184 00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:34,447 I got a product you might like. 185 00:09:36,182 --> 00:09:37,383 All right. 186 00:09:38,951 --> 00:09:40,152 Porno mag? 187 00:09:41,354 --> 00:09:42,688 Better. 188 00:09:43,189 --> 00:09:44,357 Look familiar? 189 00:09:45,157 --> 00:09:46,792 That's the box from my yard. 190 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:54,700 What's this? 191 00:09:56,235 --> 00:09:57,970 That's a 400,000-year-old 192 00:09:58,071 --> 00:10:02,109 stone hand axe carved by Homo Erectus. 193 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:05,478 These are the first human objects ever made. 194 00:10:06,345 --> 00:10:07,847 You're holding the very same tool 195 00:10:07,947 --> 00:10:13,152 that some ancient person held on in East African Savannah. 196 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:18,091 As they paused in awe to watch the land 197 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:22,795 swallow the burning golden ball in the sky. 198 00:10:33,606 --> 00:10:34,607 Whoa, buddy. 199 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:36,709 Oh! 200 00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:37,810 Oh... 201 00:10:38,277 --> 00:10:39,478 Shoot! Uh... 202 00:10:40,046 --> 00:10:41,514 Oh, I'm so sorry. 203 00:10:41,614 --> 00:10:43,049 I am so sorry. This never... 204 00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,718 Oh, fuck. 205 00:10:45,818 --> 00:10:47,486 Let's go somewhere. 206 00:10:47,586 --> 00:10:48,421 Uh... 207 00:10:48,521 --> 00:10:50,356 It's a school night for me. 208 00:10:50,456 --> 00:10:52,324 I'll get you a clean shirt. 209 00:10:56,228 --> 00:10:57,563 Okay. 210 00:10:57,663 --> 00:10:58,798 All right. 211 00:11:13,946 --> 00:11:15,148 What's here? 212 00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:16,348 Come on, come on. 213 00:11:19,052 --> 00:11:20,252 This way. 214 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:28,894 Quick! 215 00:11:28,994 --> 00:11:30,163 Before the pigs see us. 216 00:12:07,234 --> 00:12:08,201 It's the Aqueduct. 217 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,870 It was built in 1837. Look at this. 218 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,438 It connects the entire city. 219 00:12:12,538 --> 00:12:14,174 Oh, my God. 220 00:12:14,273 --> 00:12:15,941 Aw, fuck! 221 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,310 I got stuff all over me. 222 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,579 Ah, it looks like OVD's gonna get 223 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,381 a little bit more of my money. 224 00:12:22,481 --> 00:12:24,650 -OV what? -Ocean View Dining. 225 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:26,719 It's the only clothes that fit me just right. 226 00:12:26,819 --> 00:12:28,121 Hmm. 227 00:12:28,221 --> 00:12:30,056 -Wow. Looks good. -Yeah. 228 00:12:30,157 --> 00:12:31,590 Yeah, this is all OVD. 229 00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:32,458 Nice. 230 00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:34,560 -All this is. Yeah. -All right. 231 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:36,328 They even make food. 232 00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:41,634 This way. 233 00:12:54,914 --> 00:12:55,915 All right. 234 00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:59,186 -There you go. 235 00:12:59,286 --> 00:13:00,986 Come on. You got it. 236 00:13:03,056 --> 00:13:04,356 Grab my hand. 237 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,126 There you go. There you go. 238 00:13:07,326 --> 00:13:08,527 You okay? You got it. 239 00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:09,962 Pull up, pull up. Pull up. 240 00:13:11,997 --> 00:13:13,332 You got it. 241 00:13:13,432 --> 00:13:14,466 -There you go. -Oh... 242 00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:15,601 -You okay? 243 00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:17,002 -You all right? -Yeah. 244 00:13:17,103 --> 00:13:19,004 All right. 245 00:13:19,239 --> 00:13:20,207 Nice job. 246 00:13:20,307 --> 00:13:21,507 Thank you. 247 00:13:23,909 --> 00:13:24,877 What's wrong? 248 00:13:25,811 --> 00:13:27,046 Lost my shoe. 249 00:13:28,081 --> 00:13:29,182 Oh. 250 00:13:29,282 --> 00:13:30,816 Ah, we'll get it on the way back. 251 00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:32,484 Come on. 252 00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,160 This is so cool. 253 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,362 Oh, yeah, there's a way into the building through here. 254 00:13:53,973 --> 00:13:55,608 Oh, my God! 255 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,409 Oh... I thought that was a guy. 256 00:13:58,644 --> 00:13:59,912 Where the hell are we? 257 00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:01,348 City Hall. Come on. 258 00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:02,781 What? 259 00:14:09,755 --> 00:14:10,723 Oh. 260 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,128 It's a normal ciggie, it's not cannabis. 261 00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:17,029 Oh. Excellent. 262 00:14:19,165 --> 00:14:20,666 Oh, hey. 263 00:14:20,766 --> 00:14:21,901 My band's playing tomorrow night. 264 00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:22,768 Bring Tami. 265 00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:25,372 Your frickin' band? You're in a band? 266 00:14:25,471 --> 00:14:27,340 Yeah, it's gonna be a big show. 267 00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:30,310 Hopefully my boss doesn't make me work. 268 00:14:30,409 --> 00:14:31,378 I tell ya... 269 00:14:31,477 --> 00:14:33,146 I am so over nightly news. 270 00:14:33,246 --> 00:14:34,413 I wanna do mornings. 271 00:14:35,115 --> 00:14:36,048 Why don't you just ask? 272 00:14:37,217 --> 00:14:39,152 I wanted my own office at work. 273 00:14:39,252 --> 00:14:40,519 I just asked. 274 00:14:40,619 --> 00:14:42,389 Did you get it? 275 00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:44,523 Eat in there alone every single day. 276 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:46,959 I can eat whatever the hell I want. 277 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,594 Something big and messy. 278 00:14:48,694 --> 00:14:52,332 Something really embarrassing I don't want anybody to see. 279 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:53,832 Something that stinks. 280 00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:56,936 All you gotta do is ask. 281 00:14:59,205 --> 00:15:02,175 You'll be on the list tomorrow night, rock star. 282 00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:03,676 I'll be there, rock star. 283 00:15:03,776 --> 00:15:05,078 - All right. 284 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,447 Eh! 285 00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:11,351 -You crack me up. -I do? 286 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:13,219 You crack me up. 287 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,987 Yeah! 288 00:15:15,422 --> 00:15:16,356 Yeah! 289 00:15:19,658 --> 00:15:21,127 All right, friends. That's it. 290 00:15:21,227 --> 00:15:22,329 That's our national forecast. 291 00:15:22,429 --> 00:15:23,929 Take care of yourselves out there 292 00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:25,798 and we'll see you tomorrow night. 293 00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:29,535 I'm not clicking anything. 294 00:15:29,635 --> 00:15:32,339 I think my clicker ran out of batteries. 295 00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:33,505 I tell ya, sometimes I feel like 296 00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:34,707 I've run out of batteries. 297 00:15:34,807 --> 00:15:36,742 I gotta go change my double A's. 298 00:15:37,377 --> 00:15:38,844 See ya tomorrow night. 299 00:15:44,217 --> 00:15:45,285 All right. 300 00:15:45,385 --> 00:15:46,386 How y'all doing? 301 00:15:48,587 --> 00:15:50,556 Sorry about the tie, I just got off work. 302 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,758 We're Mayor Nichols Sucks. 303 00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:57,263 This song goes out to my wife, Bianca. 304 00:16:40,539 --> 00:16:42,541 I feel like we need to add something that 305 00:16:42,641 --> 00:16:45,245 makes the user feel expressed or judged. 306 00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:48,580 So they keep coming back to use it over and over again. 307 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:49,581 Like... like, here. 308 00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:50,749 You see the... 309 00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:52,485 They have the key emoji down there. 310 00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:53,552 -See that key? 311 00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:55,754 Someone named Austin Neighbor Weatherman 312 00:16:55,854 --> 00:16:56,889 -is calling you. 313 00:16:56,989 --> 00:16:59,259 One second. Pardon me. 314 00:16:59,992 --> 00:17:00,859 Hey, buddy. 315 00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:02,761 Hey, Craigy. Hey, whatcha up to? 316 00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:05,198 Just boring old crap, really. 317 00:17:05,298 --> 00:17:06,399 I hear you. 318 00:17:06,499 --> 00:17:09,635 Hey, quick question. You up for going on an adventure? 319 00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:11,603 -When? -When? Right now. 320 00:17:11,703 --> 00:17:12,971 -Right now? -Yes. 321 00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:15,341 Smooth cap. 322 00:17:15,442 --> 00:17:17,243 Forked gills along the stipe. 323 00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:20,180 Throw that on your grill with a little butter, 324 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,914 got yourself a meal. 325 00:17:22,014 --> 00:17:22,981 Go on, smell it. 326 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,087 Oh, wow. That's vanilla. 327 00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:30,323 You know, I can't stop thinking about your band. 328 00:17:30,423 --> 00:17:32,492 That's so fucking amazing. 329 00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:33,992 Thanks, bud. 330 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,228 You play anything? 331 00:17:35,328 --> 00:17:38,264 Nah, I always wanted to play drums, but just... 332 00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:39,665 didn't. 333 00:17:39,765 --> 00:17:41,067 Get yourself a set. We'll jam. 334 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:43,136 Play some punk music or something. 335 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,971 Look, it isn't about how well you play. 336 00:17:46,072 --> 00:17:48,108 It's about how passionate you are. 337 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,344 Oh, wow. Drums. 338 00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:52,611 Yeah. Well... 339 00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:54,847 What color would I get? 340 00:17:54,947 --> 00:17:57,083 I guess it probably doesn't matter what col... 341 00:17:57,183 --> 00:17:58,318 Well, actually, it might matter... 342 00:17:58,418 --> 00:17:59,519 Oh, shit! 343 00:17:59,618 --> 00:18:01,554 Oh, shit! Help! 344 00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,722 Help me! Help me! Oh, my God, help! 345 00:18:03,822 --> 00:18:06,925 -I got you. -Oh, Jesus! 346 00:18:07,494 --> 00:18:09,429 What the hell? 347 00:18:09,529 --> 00:18:11,663 Well, looks like Ocean View Dining's 348 00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:13,133 gonna get more of your money. 349 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:17,137 Yeah. Honestly though, their new fall collection, 350 00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:18,670 it looks superb. 351 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:20,739 I'm really excited about it. 352 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,543 Oh, shit, my phone! 353 00:18:23,642 --> 00:18:26,146 Oh, fuck! My phone! 354 00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:28,046 Can... Can you call it? 355 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,350 -Can you call it? -I don't have a phone. 356 00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:32,718 Are you insane? 357 00:18:32,818 --> 00:18:35,054 I'm looking at a free man right now. 358 00:18:36,955 --> 00:18:37,789 Come on. 359 00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:45,098 Look at this. 360 00:18:45,198 --> 00:18:46,132 Oh... 361 00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:48,201 -Yeah. -Crap. 362 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,470 Oh, look at this. 363 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,871 Oh, man, that's cherry. 364 00:18:52,971 --> 00:18:54,073 Whoa! 365 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,275 Oh, yeah. 366 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:56,342 Oh! 367 00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:57,910 This is my dream car. 368 00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:00,746 I hope you get it one day. 369 00:19:00,846 --> 00:19:03,383 This thing is absolutely cherry. 370 00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:04,584 Yeah. 371 00:19:04,683 --> 00:19:06,852 Well, it might happen sooner than you think. 372 00:19:06,952 --> 00:19:09,021 I took your advice. 373 00:19:09,122 --> 00:19:11,391 They offered me the morning news slot. 374 00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:12,824 Oh, my God! 375 00:19:12,925 --> 00:19:14,594 -Really? -Yep. 376 00:19:14,693 --> 00:19:16,596 Congratulations! Holy crap. 377 00:19:16,695 --> 00:19:18,030 Thank you, buddy. Truly. 378 00:19:18,131 --> 00:19:19,765 Now, if I get this stupid car, 379 00:19:19,865 --> 00:19:21,401 you're going for the first ride. 380 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,303 I promise. You're good luck. 381 00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:25,171 I'm good luck. 382 00:19:25,672 --> 00:19:26,639 Yes, you are. 383 00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:33,379 I can see the future. 384 00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:41,120 It's full of pals. 385 00:19:42,689 --> 00:19:43,789 My husband! 386 00:19:43,889 --> 00:19:46,392 Somebody help us, please! 387 00:19:46,492 --> 00:19:47,993 Helping pals. 388 00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:50,230 I got you, buddy. 389 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,504 Thank you, Craig. 390 00:19:59,905 --> 00:20:01,507 Oh, it's so cold out there. 391 00:20:02,975 --> 00:20:04,510 And being a boss. 392 00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:06,613 Civilization has collapsed. 393 00:20:06,713 --> 00:20:09,014 But Craig has led us to the future. 394 00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:10,116 To Craig! 395 00:20:10,216 --> 00:20:11,351 To Craig! 396 00:20:13,018 --> 00:20:16,055 The neighborhood would be a racetrack without you. 397 00:20:26,031 --> 00:20:27,966 I'm on the edge of life... 398 00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:31,504 and the view is gorgeous. 399 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,852 -What the... 400 00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:48,987 -What are you doing? 401 00:20:49,788 --> 00:20:52,091 Can I wake you up with a lick? 402 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,860 -A lick? -Yeah. 403 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,729 -Is the door locked? -Yeah. 404 00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:57,796 -Yeah. -Okay. 405 00:20:57,896 --> 00:20:58,997 Something's burning! 406 00:20:59,098 --> 00:21:00,966 -Fuck! -Something's burning? 407 00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:15,814 What did you do? 408 00:21:15,914 --> 00:21:18,451 I hope you like wild mushrooms on toast, honey. 409 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:20,520 What? 410 00:21:21,387 --> 00:21:22,288 What? 411 00:21:22,388 --> 00:21:24,357 Seriously, what? What happened? What'd you do? 412 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:25,525 Nothing. 413 00:21:27,826 --> 00:21:29,329 -Hi. -Good morning. 414 00:21:29,429 --> 00:21:30,430 You like this? 415 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:31,497 -Punk? -Yeah. 416 00:21:31,597 --> 00:21:32,699 Oh, yeah, I like punk. 417 00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:34,133 Fuck yeah. 418 00:21:34,233 --> 00:21:35,568 You don't listen to music. 419 00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:36,968 Yeah, I do. I listen to punk. 420 00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:39,472 I even took a walk this morning. 421 00:21:39,572 --> 00:21:42,075 Got up. Went for a full walk. 422 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,177 Picked some of those flowers right there. 423 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:46,179 You made these? 424 00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:47,280 Yeah. 425 00:21:48,247 --> 00:21:49,615 Oh, shit, tastes like McDonald's. 426 00:21:50,882 --> 00:21:52,819 -I love it. So good. -Thanks. 427 00:21:52,918 --> 00:21:54,487 Okay, I'll see you guys. 428 00:21:54,587 --> 00:21:55,854 -Love you. -Love you. 429 00:21:55,954 --> 00:21:57,156 Austin invited me to hang out 430 00:21:57,256 --> 00:21:59,559 with some of his buddies tonight. 431 00:21:59,659 --> 00:22:01,461 They seem like pretty cool guys. 432 00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:02,628 Wow, honey. 433 00:22:16,609 --> 00:22:17,577 You boys want a drink? 434 00:22:17,677 --> 00:22:18,977 It might be all night. 435 00:22:19,078 --> 00:22:20,580 -Hey, how are you? -Good. 436 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,615 I'm Craig. Austin invited me. 437 00:22:22,715 --> 00:22:24,550 Oh, there he is! 438 00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:26,319 All right. Hey, guys. 439 00:22:26,419 --> 00:22:29,188 This is my neighbor, Craig. He's the best. 440 00:22:29,288 --> 00:22:31,791 Hey, hey! To the new morning weatherman! 441 00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:34,227 -Aw! You guys, aw. 442 00:22:34,327 --> 00:22:35,294 This is the one! 443 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,028 I'll drink to that. I'll drink to that. 444 00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:38,598 -Appreciate it. -All right. 445 00:22:38,698 --> 00:22:39,898 It's great to talk to you, Chris. 446 00:22:39,998 --> 00:22:41,401 Hey, I'm... I'm gonna grab another brew. 447 00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:43,069 All right. Yeah, for sure. 448 00:22:43,169 --> 00:22:44,404 I'll see you inside, all right. 449 00:22:44,504 --> 00:22:45,505 Yeah. 450 00:22:47,939 --> 00:22:49,642 You're smart. 451 00:22:49,742 --> 00:22:52,278 You have a good job. 452 00:22:52,378 --> 00:22:54,480 There's nothing to be nervous about. 453 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:55,681 Just be yourself. 454 00:22:55,782 --> 00:22:57,316 You're a frickin' prince. 455 00:23:13,733 --> 00:23:14,933 You okay? 456 00:23:16,536 --> 00:23:17,737 Thought it was open. 457 00:23:17,837 --> 00:23:20,173 You... you hit that hard. 458 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,574 Can I use your restroom really fast? 459 00:23:32,251 --> 00:23:34,153 So how'd y'all meet? 460 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,538 That reminds me, Zed ran into me at the mall 461 00:23:52,638 --> 00:23:53,840 and I was all stressed out. 462 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:56,409 I was buying a bra for my daughter. 463 00:23:56,509 --> 00:23:59,178 I mean, she's 13 and she's already a size C. 464 00:23:59,278 --> 00:24:01,514 And, uh, you know, I was just spiraling. 465 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:05,251 But I just... I see the way that guys look at her. 466 00:24:05,351 --> 00:24:07,353 You know, I'm just... I'm scared. 467 00:24:07,453 --> 00:24:09,922 Hmm. I'm sorry you're going through that, man. 468 00:24:10,021 --> 00:24:11,424 You know we're here for you anytime. 469 00:24:11,524 --> 00:24:13,826 Right? Sheila's lucky to have a dad like you. 470 00:24:13,926 --> 00:24:14,927 Ah. 471 00:24:15,026 --> 00:24:16,729 Yeah. Yeah, man. 472 00:25:04,877 --> 00:25:06,779 All right. Who's next? Who's next? 473 00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,748 Yo! Let's get the new guy in there. 474 00:25:08,848 --> 00:25:09,815 Hey. 475 00:25:09,916 --> 00:25:11,017 Get him, Craig. Hit him! 476 00:25:11,117 --> 00:25:12,184 -All right, all right. -Come on! 477 00:25:12,285 --> 00:25:14,687 -Get him! -All right. Here we go. 478 00:25:14,787 --> 00:25:15,955 -All right! 479 00:25:16,055 --> 00:25:17,456 Everybody watch out for my face. 480 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:20,026 Some of us have calls with CEOs tomorrow. 481 00:25:21,327 --> 00:25:22,562 We got a big shot in the house. 482 00:25:22,662 --> 00:25:23,663 Focus. 483 00:25:23,763 --> 00:25:24,764 Come on, Craig! 484 00:25:24,864 --> 00:25:26,599 -All right, all right. -To a good match. 485 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,367 Yeah, heavyweights, make it rain. Let's go. 486 00:25:28,467 --> 00:25:29,969 -Ding, ding, ding! 487 00:25:31,137 --> 00:25:32,438 The first punch. Damn! 488 00:25:32,538 --> 00:25:33,940 You okay? You all right, Craig? 489 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,207 -You all right, buddy? 490 00:25:35,308 --> 00:25:36,709 -You okay? -Sure. 491 00:25:36,809 --> 00:25:37,910 -Yeah. -All right. 492 00:25:38,010 --> 00:25:39,078 -Yeah. -Sorry about that. 493 00:25:39,178 --> 00:25:41,113 Let's, uh, both try to be a little safer. 494 00:25:41,213 --> 00:25:42,848 -Absolutely. -Excellent. 495 00:25:42,949 --> 00:25:43,983 You and me, pal. Okay. 496 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:45,084 Yes, yes. 497 00:25:45,184 --> 00:25:46,319 -Friend to friend. -Friend. 498 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,954 -Here we go. All right. -Let's go, Craig. 499 00:25:48,055 --> 00:25:49,255 -Ding, ding, ding. -You've got this, 500 00:25:49,355 --> 00:25:50,756 -like you did the last time. -Yeah. 501 00:25:50,856 --> 00:25:51,891 You didn't want that. Oh! 502 00:25:51,991 --> 00:25:53,526 Hands up. Yeah, yeah! 503 00:25:56,562 --> 00:25:58,698 This fight's over. Fuck! 504 00:25:58,798 --> 00:26:00,466 Oh... You all right? Oh, my God. 505 00:26:00,566 --> 00:26:01,534 This guy can't take it, Austin. 506 00:26:01,634 --> 00:26:02,602 -You gotta stop. 507 00:26:02,702 --> 00:26:04,003 All right. Okay, great. All right. 508 00:26:04,103 --> 00:26:05,871 Maybe you should sit this one out then, Craig. 509 00:26:05,972 --> 00:26:07,106 Sorry about that. 510 00:26:07,206 --> 00:26:08,874 You're okay. All right. Let's... 511 00:26:08,975 --> 00:26:10,009 Anyone else wanna go? 512 00:26:12,511 --> 00:26:14,847 -What the fuck, man? 513 00:26:14,947 --> 00:26:15,881 Are you all right? 514 00:26:15,982 --> 00:26:17,149 -Winner! -You okay? 515 00:26:17,249 --> 00:26:18,417 You knocked him out, idiot. 516 00:26:18,517 --> 00:26:19,652 Whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy. 517 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,187 Nah, he's good. Guys, help him up. 518 00:26:21,287 --> 00:26:22,788 No, you're good. He's solid. 519 00:26:22,888 --> 00:26:23,990 He's good. I'm all right. 520 00:26:24,091 --> 00:26:25,157 Hey, am I bleeding at all? 521 00:26:25,257 --> 00:26:26,325 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 522 00:26:26,425 --> 00:26:27,560 What the fuck is wrong with you, jackass? 523 00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:29,662 Cheap shot bullshit, man. That was fucking bullshit. 524 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:30,596 Sucker punch, man! 525 00:26:30,696 --> 00:26:31,831 Bullshit. What the fuck! 526 00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:32,932 It's all right. Get them off. 527 00:26:33,032 --> 00:26:34,101 -There we go. -Get them off me. 528 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,334 -Take this off. -Get it off the back. 529 00:26:35,434 --> 00:26:37,104 Okay. Easy, easy, easy. 530 00:26:37,203 --> 00:26:38,604 -I'm okay. -You good? 531 00:26:38,704 --> 00:26:39,538 Yeah, yeah. 532 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:43,409 I think, uh... I think maybe, uh... uh... 533 00:26:43,509 --> 00:26:45,745 we call it on boxing for tonight, huh? 534 00:26:46,912 --> 00:26:47,880 Yeah, that's a good idea. 535 00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:49,215 Hey, hey! 536 00:26:49,982 --> 00:26:51,183 Look... 537 00:26:52,284 --> 00:26:53,853 I know my punishment. 538 00:26:54,286 --> 00:26:56,255 I know my punishment. 539 00:26:56,756 --> 00:26:57,923 I messed up. 540 00:27:01,193 --> 00:27:02,862 I'm a bad boy. 541 00:27:05,031 --> 00:27:06,532 I'm sorry. 542 00:27:06,632 --> 00:27:08,068 What'd I do? 543 00:27:08,167 --> 00:27:10,169 What did I do? 544 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:18,744 I'm such a bad boy. 545 00:27:20,646 --> 00:27:21,747 I'm sorry. 546 00:27:22,481 --> 00:27:24,283 I'm really sorry. 547 00:27:33,259 --> 00:27:35,227 All right. I gotta go home now. 548 00:27:35,327 --> 00:27:36,929 -Yeah, me too. -Yeah. 549 00:27:37,029 --> 00:27:38,230 He's gonna call his... 550 00:27:38,330 --> 00:27:39,565 All right. Yeah, yeah. 551 00:27:39,665 --> 00:27:41,233 You sure? Are you okay? Fucking idiot, man. 552 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:42,401 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 553 00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:44,137 -You call somebody. -I'm okay. I'm all right. 554 00:27:44,236 --> 00:27:45,337 Just watch your back. Watch your back. 555 00:27:45,438 --> 00:27:46,972 -Motherfucker. -Watch out for this guy. 556 00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:48,075 Yeah, thanks. 557 00:27:48,175 --> 00:27:49,775 It's all right. 558 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:50,743 All right. So long, fellas. 559 00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:52,511 See you, guys. See ya, man. 560 00:27:57,049 --> 00:27:58,118 Okay. 561 00:27:58,217 --> 00:27:59,418 Sure you know how to get home? 562 00:27:59,518 --> 00:28:01,121 I'll do my best. 563 00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:03,289 -Okay. -All right. 564 00:28:03,389 --> 00:28:05,891 Hey, man. Nice job, you fucking cock. 565 00:28:09,528 --> 00:28:10,696 -All right. 566 00:28:41,627 --> 00:28:43,696 You've reached Austin and Bianca, 567 00:28:43,796 --> 00:28:45,798 -you know what to do. 568 00:28:55,474 --> 00:28:57,376 And with us today is our newest edition 569 00:28:57,476 --> 00:28:59,311 to the Rise 'N Shine family. 570 00:28:59,411 --> 00:29:02,149 He's someone you're probably already familiar with. 571 00:29:02,249 --> 00:29:05,317 Austin Carmichael, our new meteorologist. 572 00:29:05,417 --> 00:29:06,786 Howdy, folks. 573 00:29:06,886 --> 00:29:08,188 Happy to be her. 574 00:29:08,287 --> 00:29:10,123 H... Here. Happy to be here. 575 00:29:11,423 --> 00:29:13,292 Looks like I could use another cup of java. 576 00:29:13,392 --> 00:29:15,228 Better make it a big one. 577 00:29:15,327 --> 00:29:16,395 When we come back, 578 00:29:16,495 --> 00:29:17,930 Austin will join us as we talk with what 579 00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:21,534 some people are calling a six-year-old Tiger Woods. 580 00:29:26,505 --> 00:29:29,375 All right, we're back live in 60 seconds. 581 00:29:29,475 --> 00:29:31,178 -Hey, man. -That... 582 00:29:31,278 --> 00:29:34,013 I watched that. That was awesome. 583 00:29:35,182 --> 00:29:36,982 How'd you... How'd you get in here? 584 00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:38,951 I have a meeting here. 585 00:29:39,919 --> 00:29:42,122 Who's your meeting with? 586 00:29:42,222 --> 00:29:44,323 Just some dickhead or whatever. 587 00:29:44,423 --> 00:29:46,259 Oh, I have a check for you. 588 00:29:46,358 --> 00:29:48,427 I gotta give it to you next time we hang out. 589 00:29:49,095 --> 00:29:50,396 Are you wearing makeup? 590 00:29:50,496 --> 00:29:51,964 I'm not gonna tell your wife. 591 00:29:52,065 --> 00:29:53,499 What was up with that stumble? 592 00:29:53,599 --> 00:29:56,435 Oh, uh... Yeah. Sorry about that. 593 00:29:56,535 --> 00:29:59,505 Um, new job jitters. It won't happen again. 594 00:29:59,605 --> 00:30:01,040 It better fucking not. 595 00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:03,042 This your father? 596 00:30:03,143 --> 00:30:04,443 Uh, no. It's my neighbor. 597 00:30:04,543 --> 00:30:06,545 Not really sure why he's here. 598 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,748 Hey, what are you doing after this? 599 00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:12,585 I was gonna go to Rick's Bar. I wanna try this new thing. 600 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,820 They have a SEAL Team Six lunch. 601 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,158 I guess that's what the guys ate after they killed Osama. 602 00:30:18,258 --> 00:30:20,392 It's 22,000 calories. 603 00:30:20,492 --> 00:30:23,963 It's got four racks of ribs, mac and cheese, 604 00:30:24,064 --> 00:30:24,997 Caesar salad. 605 00:30:25,098 --> 00:30:27,032 Look, it's really distracting that you're here. 606 00:30:27,133 --> 00:30:29,202 I need to focus. Okay? 607 00:30:29,302 --> 00:30:30,270 Hey, buddy. 608 00:30:30,369 --> 00:30:31,804 Looking good. I like it. 609 00:30:31,904 --> 00:30:34,773 Oh! You're dressed as a little doll? 610 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:37,310 Wanna smoke a cigarette with us, little doll? 611 00:30:37,409 --> 00:30:39,578 Hey. Look, you gotta go. All right? 612 00:30:39,678 --> 00:30:41,348 I'm under a lot of pressure here. 613 00:30:41,447 --> 00:30:43,716 It's a lot harder than nights. You could just... 614 00:30:43,816 --> 00:30:47,486 Just please leave. Thank you. 615 00:30:47,586 --> 00:30:48,921 You have a phone? 616 00:30:49,788 --> 00:30:51,390 Yeah, of course I have a phone. 617 00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:52,691 Back live in 10 seconds. 618 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:54,261 Let's get Austin on his mark. 619 00:30:54,361 --> 00:30:56,096 I'll hang out with you soon. 620 00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:04,470 And did you wanna upgrade to the Hero Plan? 621 00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:06,839 It's unlimited talk, text and data. 622 00:31:06,939 --> 00:31:10,910 Plus, you get one of these five limited phone cases. 623 00:31:11,010 --> 00:31:13,213 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 624 00:31:13,313 --> 00:31:14,513 Yeah, that sounds great. 625 00:31:14,613 --> 00:31:16,749 Uh... I'm gonna do... Oh, Mars Rover. 626 00:31:16,849 --> 00:31:17,917 Oh... 627 00:31:18,550 --> 00:31:21,121 Twins! 628 00:31:24,190 --> 00:31:25,524 Beer drinking time, huh? 629 00:31:25,624 --> 00:31:27,693 Yeah, I mean... or something else. 630 00:31:28,661 --> 00:31:29,628 Hey, is that, uh, 631 00:31:29,728 --> 00:31:31,797 bar across the plaza any good? 632 00:31:31,897 --> 00:31:32,798 I've never been. 633 00:31:32,898 --> 00:31:34,833 I've seen a few gnarly fights outside, though. 634 00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:37,903 Yeah. I might step over there and have a sip, 635 00:31:38,003 --> 00:31:40,940 or a few, if you wanna join me. It'd be cool. 636 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,776 Oh. I'm 18. 637 00:31:43,876 --> 00:31:45,010 Ugh. 638 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,315 Teenage girls these days, they look like 639 00:31:48,415 --> 00:31:49,949 they're 25 years old. 640 00:31:50,049 --> 00:31:52,152 I guess it's the same with the guys too. 641 00:31:56,323 --> 00:31:57,957 Receipt in the bag? 642 00:31:58,058 --> 00:32:00,160 I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah. 643 00:32:03,562 --> 00:32:04,530 All right. 644 00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:05,931 Oh, and, Sir... 645 00:32:07,367 --> 00:32:08,634 If you ever want something 646 00:32:08,734 --> 00:32:10,337 a little stronger than a few drinks, 647 00:32:10,437 --> 00:32:11,870 you let me know. 648 00:32:15,075 --> 00:32:16,242 Stay curious. 649 00:32:20,913 --> 00:32:23,116 You may begin to detach 650 00:32:23,216 --> 00:32:25,884 from realities you had claimed as your own. 651 00:32:27,220 --> 00:32:28,254 Are you okay? 652 00:32:29,222 --> 00:32:30,190 Yeah. 653 00:32:31,191 --> 00:32:32,858 A package came for you. 654 00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:34,994 Oh, yes! 655 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,832 Oh, my God. Holy shit! 656 00:32:39,932 --> 00:32:41,334 Ooh, that's exciting. 657 00:32:41,434 --> 00:32:42,402 Holy shit! 658 00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,536 These are fucking awesome! 659 00:32:44,636 --> 00:32:46,972 -These for you? -Oh, yeah. 660 00:32:54,747 --> 00:32:57,016 Hey, hey! Is your better half here? 661 00:32:58,517 --> 00:32:59,718 One moment. 662 00:33:00,519 --> 00:33:02,489 Honey. 663 00:33:02,588 --> 00:33:04,857 Um, there's someone at the door for you. 664 00:33:04,957 --> 00:33:06,126 It's Craig. 665 00:33:06,226 --> 00:33:07,860 All right. 666 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,595 Dude. 667 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,031 Check it out. 668 00:33:15,968 --> 00:33:18,471 Wow. You, uh, you got the expensive ones. 669 00:33:18,570 --> 00:33:20,539 Yeah. I got green to match your guitar. 670 00:33:20,639 --> 00:33:21,640 Let's jam. 671 00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:23,642 -Um... -Whoa. You look awesome! 672 00:33:23,742 --> 00:33:24,743 Oh, thank you. 673 00:33:24,843 --> 00:33:27,213 Uh... Look, uh, Craig... 674 00:33:29,014 --> 00:33:31,151 We had a couple of really nice hangs, 675 00:33:31,251 --> 00:33:34,653 but I think it best that we go our separate ways. 676 00:33:36,156 --> 00:33:37,856 Is it 'cause of the sliding glass door? 677 00:33:37,956 --> 00:33:39,892 I told you I'd pay for it, buddy. 678 00:33:39,992 --> 00:33:41,693 No, Friday night was really strange 679 00:33:41,794 --> 00:33:44,197 for me and the guys and I don't wish to continue 680 00:33:44,297 --> 00:33:46,166 this friendship at the moment. 681 00:33:48,535 --> 00:33:50,669 You made me feel too free. 682 00:33:50,769 --> 00:33:52,771 You all accepted me way too fast. 683 00:33:52,871 --> 00:33:54,474 -You can't do that. -All right. 684 00:33:54,573 --> 00:33:55,974 People need rules. 685 00:33:57,009 --> 00:33:59,312 I've gotta get to this Renaissance Fair. 686 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,581 I'm doing a segment for work. 687 00:34:02,681 --> 00:34:04,983 Um... much luck selling the house. 688 00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:09,988 Austin, come on. 689 00:34:51,830 --> 00:34:53,732 Craigy, isn't it beautiful? 690 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,835 Doesn't seeing this make you certain 691 00:34:56,935 --> 00:34:58,804 that some unknowable intelligence 692 00:34:58,904 --> 00:35:00,639 is behind all things? 693 00:35:02,075 --> 00:35:03,642 Thank you, Rebecca. 694 00:35:03,742 --> 00:35:06,146 Uh, my producers told me that there was 695 00:35:06,246 --> 00:35:08,414 a Renaissance Festival here today. 696 00:35:08,515 --> 00:35:09,681 And, uh, 697 00:35:09,781 --> 00:35:11,884 clearly I'm the only one dressed up, so... 698 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:14,587 It's a fun... fun prank on the new guy. Ma'am. 699 00:35:14,686 --> 00:35:16,055 All right, Mama, I'm taking off. 700 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,923 Did you see that video I sent you? 701 00:35:25,265 --> 00:35:26,132 Stevie, come on. 702 00:35:26,232 --> 00:35:28,468 There's nothing over there. Come here. 703 00:35:28,568 --> 00:35:29,735 Look. 704 00:35:35,608 --> 00:35:37,143 Free food. 705 00:35:37,243 --> 00:35:39,878 That's ancient stuff you're holding there. 706 00:35:39,978 --> 00:35:41,447 People have been doing this 707 00:35:41,548 --> 00:35:43,682 for hundreds of thousands of years. 708 00:35:43,782 --> 00:35:46,286 Cool, huh? Take a bite. 709 00:35:46,386 --> 00:35:49,389 No. How do you know they're not poisonous? 710 00:35:49,489 --> 00:35:50,689 I'll show you. 711 00:35:54,826 --> 00:35:56,462 This one needs a little ranch. 712 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,806 This is fun. 713 00:36:10,076 --> 00:36:12,345 Hanging out at the mall, this is fun. 714 00:36:27,126 --> 00:36:29,295 Got any crushes at school? 715 00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:31,264 Of course, Dad. 716 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,469 That guy on that pig was flying. 717 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,836 What the hell? 718 00:36:38,438 --> 00:36:39,639 That was crazy. 719 00:36:42,442 --> 00:36:43,409 God! 720 00:36:43,509 --> 00:36:45,578 I told you those mushrooms were poisonous, Dad. 721 00:36:45,678 --> 00:36:46,845 I told you. 722 00:36:51,150 --> 00:36:52,017 Fuck. 723 00:36:52,118 --> 00:36:54,820 Jesus Christ, there's fuckin' blood in it. 724 00:37:05,231 --> 00:37:07,734 Couldn't believe that. You know? 725 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:09,302 Fuckin' hell, dude. 726 00:37:10,169 --> 00:37:11,471 Fellas. 727 00:37:12,338 --> 00:37:13,373 How we doing? 728 00:37:13,473 --> 00:37:14,840 'Sup, man? 729 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:17,477 We're the smokers, we're the smokers. 730 00:37:18,711 --> 00:37:19,911 It was awesome. 731 00:37:20,779 --> 00:37:21,980 Anybody need a light? 732 00:37:22,081 --> 00:37:23,383 Anybody need a light? 733 00:37:24,517 --> 00:37:25,485 Good? 734 00:37:27,553 --> 00:37:29,855 Beers at my house this Friday. 735 00:37:29,955 --> 00:37:32,558 Heck yeah. I'll stock the fridge. 736 00:37:32,659 --> 00:37:34,060 Let's do a boys night. 737 00:37:34,594 --> 00:37:35,695 Can my wife come? 738 00:37:38,064 --> 00:37:39,565 You know what I'm saying? 739 00:37:40,032 --> 00:37:41,301 No, you don't know her. 740 00:37:41,401 --> 00:37:42,435 You never met her. 741 00:37:42,535 --> 00:37:43,303 No, no. 742 00:37:43,403 --> 00:37:44,936 No, let's keep it a boy's night. 743 00:37:45,037 --> 00:37:46,838 I gotta call my wife. 744 00:37:46,938 --> 00:37:49,342 Tell her things might get a little rowdy 745 00:37:49,442 --> 00:37:50,909 this Friday night. 746 00:38:03,922 --> 00:38:05,191 This is a sword. 747 00:38:06,092 --> 00:38:08,494 From Europe, 1700's. 748 00:38:08,594 --> 00:38:09,861 Let me see this thing. 749 00:38:09,961 --> 00:38:11,230 Hey, don't rip it outta my hands. 750 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,132 It's priceless, actually. Be careful with that, okay? 751 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,536 Dude, you scared the fuck outta me, 752 00:38:16,636 --> 00:38:18,538 -like, so easily. 753 00:38:18,638 --> 00:38:19,605 Now imagine. 754 00:38:20,573 --> 00:38:21,873 You're a knight. 755 00:38:22,642 --> 00:38:24,210 Staring out... 756 00:38:24,310 --> 00:38:26,446 at the enemy army coming at you. 757 00:38:26,546 --> 00:38:27,347 Your heart is racing. 758 00:38:27,447 --> 00:38:28,980 Why are you showing us this thing? 759 00:38:29,082 --> 00:38:30,048 'Cause it's cool. 760 00:38:30,149 --> 00:38:31,451 I collect stuff like that. 761 00:38:31,551 --> 00:38:32,851 It's so small, dude. 762 00:38:32,951 --> 00:38:34,487 It's like... for babies. 763 00:38:35,655 --> 00:38:36,823 This is a sword for babies, dude. 764 00:38:36,922 --> 00:38:38,391 It's not for a baby, it's for a knight. 765 00:38:38,491 --> 00:38:40,526 It's like when Thanos drinks the elixir. 766 00:38:42,894 --> 00:38:43,995 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 767 00:38:44,097 --> 00:38:45,098 I gotta stop you. I gotta stop you. 768 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:47,966 This is a, uh, no Marvel spoiler garage. 769 00:38:48,067 --> 00:38:49,469 Sorry, it's a little rule here. 770 00:38:49,569 --> 00:38:50,470 I apologize. 771 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:52,271 Dude. When that ship fucking comes in and... 772 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,374 -...the Tesseract's like... 773 00:38:54,474 --> 00:38:55,241 I'm dead serious. 774 00:38:55,341 --> 00:38:57,143 I'm dead serious. No Marvel spoilers. 775 00:38:57,243 --> 00:38:59,479 -I like to go in fresh, so... -All right. 776 00:38:59,579 --> 00:39:00,780 Yeah, yeah. No worries. 777 00:39:00,879 --> 00:39:02,448 No worries. Yeah. 778 00:39:02,948 --> 00:39:04,317 Are those your wife's drums? 779 00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:06,419 That's really funny, I already told you they're mine. 780 00:39:06,519 --> 00:39:08,987 Well, they look like no one's even touched them, bitch. 781 00:39:09,088 --> 00:39:10,590 Why don't you jam for us, Coltrane. 782 00:39:10,690 --> 00:39:12,658 Give us a little taste. Come on, man, don't hide. 783 00:39:12,759 --> 00:39:13,726 Don't use the knife like that. 784 00:39:13,826 --> 00:39:14,926 Don't point the knife at people. 785 00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:22,869 Dude, he's like the Hulk, man. 786 00:39:24,637 --> 00:39:25,638 Get the fuck out! 787 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:27,206 Get the fucking hell outta here. 788 00:39:27,306 --> 00:39:29,208 I said no spoilers. Let's go. Get up. 789 00:39:29,308 --> 00:39:30,443 We've been here, like, 40 minutes. 790 00:39:30,543 --> 00:39:31,878 -Move, move, move! -All right, all right. 791 00:39:55,501 --> 00:39:56,968 Yeah, yeah. 792 00:39:57,069 --> 00:39:58,438 There he is. 793 00:39:58,538 --> 00:40:00,206 Jesus Christ. 794 00:40:00,306 --> 00:40:01,441 Craig. 795 00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:04,210 My key card mysteriously stopped working. 796 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:07,880 Uh, do you need to change? 797 00:40:07,979 --> 00:40:09,115 -No. -You sure? 798 00:40:09,215 --> 00:40:10,949 Yeah. I've been through worse. 799 00:40:11,851 --> 00:40:15,020 Okay. Well, um... We have a new client 800 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,757 that I'm really, really excited about. 801 00:40:17,857 --> 00:40:20,626 Mr. Mayor Seth Nichols. 802 00:40:20,726 --> 00:40:23,729 Seth Nichols is about trust. 803 00:40:23,830 --> 00:40:25,731 Now, he wants us to modernize 804 00:40:25,832 --> 00:40:26,933 his reelection campaign. 805 00:40:27,032 --> 00:40:28,434 Make it much more interactive. 806 00:40:28,534 --> 00:40:31,270 Now, Craig, who do you want on your team? 807 00:40:32,538 --> 00:40:33,606 Besides a towel? 808 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,711 I'll just be a lone wolf on this one, I think. 809 00:40:44,450 --> 00:40:45,451 Honey. 810 00:40:45,952 --> 00:40:47,153 You're home? 811 00:40:47,253 --> 00:40:49,322 Yeah. I don't trust my lunch in the work fridge. 812 00:40:49,422 --> 00:40:50,923 I think somebody's fucking with it. 813 00:40:51,022 --> 00:40:52,925 -Can you help me load these? -Yeah. 814 00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:54,060 I gotta scarf, though. 815 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,027 I gotta get on a call with the mayor 816 00:40:56,128 --> 00:40:57,263 about the mayor thing or whatever. 817 00:40:57,363 --> 00:41:00,299 Oh, the... The mail guy screwed up again. 818 00:41:08,975 --> 00:41:10,243 Craig. 819 00:41:10,543 --> 00:41:11,644 Your nose. 820 00:41:11,744 --> 00:41:13,513 -Oh. Yeah. -I've never... 821 00:41:13,613 --> 00:41:15,081 I've never seen you get a bloody nose before. 822 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,916 No, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it. 823 00:41:17,015 --> 00:41:18,885 -You okay? Here. -Yeah, I'm fine. 824 00:41:18,985 --> 00:41:20,486 I'm fine. Let's get these in. 825 00:41:20,586 --> 00:41:21,554 Be careful with that. 826 00:41:21,654 --> 00:41:22,655 Pick it up from the base. 827 00:41:22,755 --> 00:41:24,022 Yeah, yeah. I gotta go. 828 00:41:24,123 --> 00:41:26,058 I gotta have a fast lunch. I have a big call. 829 00:41:26,158 --> 00:41:30,062 Honey. I'm sick of struggling, I need a bigger car. 830 00:41:30,162 --> 00:41:31,163 I... I gotta go! 831 00:41:31,264 --> 00:41:32,532 You still have blood on your nose. 832 00:41:32,632 --> 00:41:34,700 -That's fine, that's fine. -Wipe it off. 833 00:41:35,801 --> 00:41:37,370 Bye! Bye, bye, bye. 834 00:43:01,587 --> 00:43:02,855 Motherfucker. 835 00:44:57,603 --> 00:44:58,604 Hey, hey. 836 00:44:58,704 --> 00:45:00,606 Putting you through to the mayor's office. 837 00:45:00,706 --> 00:45:02,109 -Jen's on. 838 00:45:02,209 --> 00:45:04,043 Joanna and Monkey See Inc. are on. 839 00:45:04,144 --> 00:45:05,745 Barry from Digitonis. 840 00:45:05,845 --> 00:45:08,380 Craig Waterman is on. 841 00:45:08,481 --> 00:45:10,349 So, Craig, before we start, 842 00:45:10,449 --> 00:45:12,017 I wanna clear something up. 843 00:45:12,119 --> 00:45:13,319 Austin? 844 00:45:14,154 --> 00:45:15,287 Honey? 845 00:45:15,387 --> 00:45:16,856 Hello? 846 00:45:16,956 --> 00:45:18,225 Craig? Hello? 847 00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:19,692 Hello, hello. 848 00:45:21,161 --> 00:45:22,762 I've heard the craziest thing 849 00:45:22,862 --> 00:45:24,463 that you do not have a cell phone. 850 00:45:24,563 --> 00:45:27,200 -Um... -Somebody knocked on the door. 851 00:45:27,299 --> 00:45:29,202 -Hey, baby. -Come on, that can't be true. 852 00:45:29,301 --> 00:45:30,336 Come snuggle. 853 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:31,937 I know it's funny. Are you there? 854 00:45:32,037 --> 00:45:33,240 It's nap time. Mmm. 855 00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:34,573 Did we lose Craig? Is Craig there? 856 00:45:34,673 --> 00:45:36,041 -Chad from Dopamine 857 00:45:36,143 --> 00:45:37,877 Unlimited is on. 858 00:45:37,977 --> 00:45:39,712 Well, he's probably not responding 859 00:45:39,812 --> 00:45:42,249 'cause he doesn't have a cell phone. 860 00:45:42,348 --> 00:45:43,349 -Craig? -Yeah. 861 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:44,483 Oh, there you are. 862 00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:46,153 For a short period, I didn't have a phone, 863 00:45:46,253 --> 00:45:47,286 but it was an experiment. 864 00:45:47,386 --> 00:45:48,387 Man, that is... 865 00:45:48,487 --> 00:45:49,688 Now, where would you like to start? 866 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:51,957 That is really brave of you, that is crazy. 867 00:45:52,058 --> 00:45:54,894 I cannot imagine. I'm looking at this thing constantly. 868 00:45:54,994 --> 00:45:55,995 Uh-huh. 869 00:45:58,265 --> 00:45:59,632 -Hello? 870 00:46:08,374 --> 00:46:09,642 Craig? 871 00:46:09,742 --> 00:46:12,645 Hey. I tried calling you. I need you to go to the store. 872 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,182 I had a nuts day. 873 00:46:15,282 --> 00:46:16,549 No, honey. 874 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,384 Tonight, 875 00:46:18,484 --> 00:46:20,519 it's Austin and Bianca's housewarming thing. 876 00:46:20,619 --> 00:46:22,555 I need you to get some things. 877 00:46:22,922 --> 00:46:23,923 That's tonight? 878 00:46:24,023 --> 00:46:25,825 Oh, maybe I can borrow some things from them? 879 00:46:25,925 --> 00:46:27,359 Do you have their number? 880 00:46:27,459 --> 00:46:28,861 Uh, yeah, I'll call 'em. 881 00:46:28,961 --> 00:46:30,297 What do you need? 882 00:46:30,396 --> 00:46:33,966 Um, I need vanilla extract. I need brown sugar. 883 00:46:34,067 --> 00:46:37,103 If they have powdered sugar that'd be really great. 884 00:46:42,741 --> 00:46:45,312 Hey, Austin, what's going on? 885 00:46:45,411 --> 00:46:47,646 Yeah, yeah. We're about to head over, actually. 886 00:46:49,048 --> 00:46:50,250 Oh. 887 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,118 Oh, for real? 888 00:46:52,219 --> 00:46:54,954 Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry. 889 00:46:55,055 --> 00:46:58,390 Yeah, actually, uh, have a bad case myself right now. 890 00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,961 No worries at all. No worries at all. 891 00:47:02,062 --> 00:47:03,129 Yeah. 892 00:47:03,230 --> 00:47:04,430 Okay, we'll... 893 00:47:05,232 --> 00:47:06,699 Okay, we'll talk to you soon. 894 00:47:06,799 --> 00:47:07,800 Bye. 895 00:47:10,469 --> 00:47:11,804 I guess Bianca came down 896 00:47:11,904 --> 00:47:13,739 with a really bad case of diarrhea. 897 00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:15,741 Oh, God. 898 00:47:15,841 --> 00:47:16,842 Yeah. 899 00:47:16,942 --> 00:47:19,145 Maybe I should make her some chicken broth. 900 00:47:19,246 --> 00:47:20,347 I wouldn't do that. 901 00:47:20,446 --> 00:47:22,148 It'd probably just rip right through her. 902 00:47:22,249 --> 00:47:23,749 Let's just invite people over. 903 00:47:24,650 --> 00:47:26,152 Maybe Devin's available. 904 00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:28,554 Devin? 905 00:47:30,956 --> 00:47:32,458 Do you ever listen? 906 00:48:05,191 --> 00:48:07,093 Hey. Hey! 907 00:48:07,193 --> 00:48:09,095 Turn those burners off. 908 00:48:09,195 --> 00:48:10,829 We're going on an adventure. 909 00:48:20,572 --> 00:48:22,775 Craig. Absolutely not. 910 00:48:29,581 --> 00:48:32,085 This was built in 1837. 911 00:48:32,185 --> 00:48:35,155 Goes all over the city. It's called an aqueduct. 912 00:48:35,255 --> 00:48:36,323 Is this piss? 913 00:48:36,423 --> 00:48:39,359 Some of it. Wait... 914 00:48:39,892 --> 00:48:41,194 Yes, this is it. This is it. 915 00:48:41,294 --> 00:48:42,728 This is it. Yes! 916 00:48:44,930 --> 00:48:46,199 Ugh. 917 00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:47,866 Oh, my God. 918 00:48:52,205 --> 00:48:52,972 Are we lost? 919 00:48:53,073 --> 00:48:55,040 -No, no, no. This way. 920 00:48:56,575 --> 00:48:57,743 Craig, there's a bat. 921 00:48:57,843 --> 00:48:59,545 -Where? -Right there! 922 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,879 All right. Yeah, let's go this way. 923 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:03,615 We're not going that way, so that's not a problem. 924 00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:06,386 Who showed you this? 925 00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:08,687 I found it myself. Come on. 926 00:49:08,787 --> 00:49:10,357 Seriously, who showed you this place? 927 00:49:10,457 --> 00:49:13,360 -Was it Austin? -No, I found it. Come on. 928 00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:14,660 You go up here and there's some really... 929 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,396 -I'm not going up there. -...beautiful shit... 930 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,464 I wanna go home! 931 00:49:17,563 --> 00:49:18,630 Well, the bat's back there. 932 00:49:18,731 --> 00:49:20,666 I don't wanna walk by that bat again. 933 00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:22,102 Come on. There you go. 934 00:49:22,202 --> 00:49:23,336 There you go. Go, go, go! 935 00:49:23,436 --> 00:49:25,037 Perfect. Perfect. 936 00:49:28,774 --> 00:49:30,410 Okay, this is insane. I wanna go. 937 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:31,944 Help me down. 938 00:49:32,044 --> 00:49:33,645 Christ almighty. 939 00:49:33,746 --> 00:49:35,881 Can you just give this a chance? 940 00:49:35,981 --> 00:49:40,120 You're always complaining that we don't do anything new. 941 00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:41,787 Well, we're here now. 942 00:49:42,721 --> 00:49:45,657 You're healthy and we're here now. 943 00:49:46,592 --> 00:49:48,027 So... Jesus! 944 00:49:48,128 --> 00:49:51,830 Just go ahead and I'll catch up to you in a sec. 945 00:50:00,973 --> 00:50:01,974 Thank you. 946 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:04,877 Okay. 947 00:50:08,314 --> 00:50:11,317 Shit! 948 00:50:11,418 --> 00:50:12,918 Where the fuck is it? 949 00:50:13,486 --> 00:50:14,720 Fuck it. 950 00:50:21,428 --> 00:50:23,829 Oh, God damn it. 951 00:50:30,170 --> 00:50:33,206 Don't worry, honey. We're really close. 952 00:50:41,046 --> 00:50:42,014 Tami? 953 00:50:43,782 --> 00:50:45,851 Tami? 954 00:50:45,951 --> 00:50:49,055 Tami, where are you? Where did you go? 955 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:50,923 Tami. 956 00:50:51,458 --> 00:50:52,991 Tami! 957 00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:54,160 Tami! 958 00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:57,330 Tami! 959 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,481 Please hang up, and... 960 00:51:14,581 --> 00:51:15,548 No! 961 00:51:19,219 --> 00:51:20,220 My phone! 962 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,887 Where the fuck is it? 963 00:51:22,489 --> 00:51:23,456 Fuck! 964 00:51:28,194 --> 00:51:32,098 Tami! 965 00:51:36,603 --> 00:51:37,736 We are currently cruising 966 00:51:37,836 --> 00:51:38,904 at an altitude of 1,000 feet, 967 00:51:39,004 --> 00:51:42,641 at an air speed of 4,100 miles per hour. 968 00:51:42,741 --> 00:51:43,876 400 miles per hour. 969 00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:45,578 You make me a little nervous sometimes. 970 00:51:45,677 --> 00:51:48,013 Are you still there? 971 00:51:48,114 --> 00:51:49,482 -Who's in the background? 972 00:51:49,582 --> 00:51:50,716 Is that your step-dad? Crazy. 973 00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:52,017 Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah, I was just asking. 974 00:51:52,118 --> 00:51:53,719 I'll keep going. 975 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,787 My co-pilot Josh with us tonight, 976 00:51:55,888 --> 00:51:57,723 hope you've had a nice first-class flight with us. 977 00:51:57,823 --> 00:51:59,058 Uh, the weather is pleasant 978 00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:01,094 with light turbulence here and there. 979 00:52:02,228 --> 00:52:03,096 I need to use the phone. 980 00:52:03,196 --> 00:52:04,597 I'm in the middle of something, let me finish. 981 00:52:04,696 --> 00:52:06,299 I need to use the phone, Stevie. 982 00:52:12,037 --> 00:52:13,540 What the hell is going on? 983 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,441 -Sir, do you live here? -Austin? 984 00:52:16,909 --> 00:52:18,311 How's the party going, bud? 985 00:52:19,778 --> 00:52:21,414 We had to cancel it 'cause someone broke in. 986 00:52:21,514 --> 00:52:22,615 Okay. Okay. 987 00:52:22,714 --> 00:52:24,716 I don't know, so why don't you tell me, bud? 988 00:52:24,816 --> 00:52:26,051 What the hell's going on with him? 989 00:52:26,152 --> 00:52:27,953 Sir, are you the primary resident? 990 00:52:28,921 --> 00:52:31,591 Jesus! Yes, I am. What is this about? 991 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:32,925 We had a break-in down the street. 992 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:34,693 The dog picked up a scent that led us here. 993 00:52:35,428 --> 00:52:36,229 So you think my house 994 00:52:36,329 --> 00:52:38,997 got broken into by the same person? What? 995 00:52:39,098 --> 00:52:40,732 -You broke into my house! -Whoa, whoa, wait. 996 00:52:40,832 --> 00:52:42,701 -Hey! -Hold him back. Do your job. 997 00:52:42,801 --> 00:52:43,902 You broke into my house! 998 00:52:44,002 --> 00:52:46,372 What do I pay taxes for? Hold him! 999 00:52:46,472 --> 00:52:49,242 Sir, are you and your sons the only ones who live here? 1000 00:52:52,278 --> 00:52:53,646 My wife does too. 1001 00:52:53,745 --> 00:52:55,515 -Was she here today? -She was here all day. 1002 00:52:56,014 --> 00:52:57,483 Well, can we speak to her? 1003 00:52:57,584 --> 00:52:59,017 -She's not here. -Where is she? 1004 00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:01,954 She's in the sewer. 1005 00:53:03,456 --> 00:53:05,291 What? What'd you say? 1006 00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:09,027 -She's where? -I said she's in the sewer. 1007 00:53:16,469 --> 00:53:18,171 And what happened next? 1008 00:53:18,271 --> 00:53:20,073 We were trying to go to City Hall. 1009 00:53:20,173 --> 00:53:22,342 You can get there through the basement. Right? 1010 00:53:22,442 --> 00:53:25,245 Well, yeah, but it's... it's tricky. 1011 00:53:25,345 --> 00:53:27,380 Why'd you come down here on your own? 1012 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,014 Attempted trespassing. 1013 00:53:29,115 --> 00:53:31,284 No, it's not trespassing. It's adventure. 1014 00:53:31,384 --> 00:53:34,953 I was showing my wife a fun night. We beat cancer. 1015 00:53:35,054 --> 00:53:36,888 How you doing? You look really good. 1016 00:53:36,989 --> 00:53:38,224 I know these pipes. 1017 00:53:38,324 --> 00:53:39,791 Do you mind if I take the lead? 1018 00:53:39,891 --> 00:53:42,128 -You know the pipes? -I do. 1019 00:53:42,228 --> 00:53:43,296 I explore. 1020 00:53:43,396 --> 00:53:45,864 Wait, that's trespassing. That's Penal Code 602. 1021 00:53:45,964 --> 00:53:47,233 All right, we don't have time for this. 1022 00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:49,235 I need everybody to meet me on the next level. 1023 00:53:49,335 --> 00:53:50,169 Yeah, I agree. 1024 00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:51,970 It's time to practice teamwork right now. 1025 00:53:52,071 --> 00:53:53,872 Oh, no, just take him in. 1026 00:53:53,972 --> 00:53:55,807 Take me in? What are you talking about? 1027 00:53:55,907 --> 00:53:59,078 I'm a program manager at Universal Digital Innovations. 1028 00:53:59,178 --> 00:54:00,812 This fucker showed me this place. 1029 00:54:00,912 --> 00:54:01,947 He picked the lock. 1030 00:54:02,047 --> 00:54:03,583 We broke into City Hall! 1031 00:54:03,683 --> 00:54:05,285 He called you guys fucking pigs. 1032 00:54:05,385 --> 00:54:07,052 He called all you guys fucking pigs! 1033 00:54:07,153 --> 00:54:09,855 -Take it easy. -You're fucking pigs! 1034 00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:11,357 Let go! 1035 00:54:13,126 --> 00:54:15,361 I'm a bit nervous. Nervous. 1036 00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:16,429 Fuck, man. 1037 00:54:16,529 --> 00:54:17,530 Not at all. 1038 00:54:17,630 --> 00:54:18,797 Hey, I'm a little bit nervous too. 1039 00:54:18,897 --> 00:54:20,400 Nice to meet you, Jason. 1040 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:21,833 Austin, Channel Three. 1041 00:54:21,933 --> 00:54:23,703 -Okay. -I appreciate your service. 1042 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:25,471 Yeah, man. No problem. 1043 00:54:25,571 --> 00:54:27,173 Let me ask you a question. 1044 00:54:27,273 --> 00:54:28,940 You, uh, mind if we get a picture together? 1045 00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:30,042 Of course. Yeah? 1046 00:54:30,143 --> 00:54:31,910 -All right. Be right back. -All right. 1047 00:54:39,652 --> 00:54:40,653 This is... 1048 00:54:40,753 --> 00:54:42,988 This is literally the last thing I need. 1049 00:54:43,089 --> 00:54:45,725 Do you have any idea how much pressure it is 1050 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,327 to be on morning news? 1051 00:54:47,427 --> 00:54:48,261 No, of course you don't. 1052 00:54:48,361 --> 00:54:49,861 You don't because you're a child. 1053 00:54:49,961 --> 00:54:51,029 You're just a boy. 1054 00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:53,099 Come on, Austin. I'm a man. 1055 00:54:53,199 --> 00:54:55,101 Do you have any idea the kind of stress I'm under? 1056 00:54:55,201 --> 00:54:57,903 It's cutthroat and they're so mean to me. 1057 00:54:58,003 --> 00:54:59,472 Go back to night. 1058 00:54:59,572 --> 00:55:01,207 I can't! That position is filled, 1059 00:55:01,307 --> 00:55:03,743 Jerry Pulmas is in it, and he's good. 1060 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:04,943 So I'm stuck. 1061 00:55:05,043 --> 00:55:06,479 Plus, they made me quit my band. 1062 00:55:06,579 --> 00:55:07,647 They said it was a bad look. 1063 00:55:07,747 --> 00:55:10,183 Ah... shit, man. You guys rock. 1064 00:55:10,283 --> 00:55:12,685 You could've been a little more punk, though. 1065 00:55:12,785 --> 00:55:14,520 Just get outta my life. 1066 00:55:14,620 --> 00:55:15,621 Oh, piss! 1067 00:55:16,356 --> 00:55:17,323 Fuck! 1068 00:55:30,803 --> 00:55:32,138 Shit. Shit. 1069 00:55:35,608 --> 00:55:37,176 There. Is it good? Is it good? 1070 00:55:37,577 --> 00:55:38,544 Yeah. 1071 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:40,480 -What? -Yeah. 1072 00:55:41,848 --> 00:55:43,182 What? Do I... 1073 00:55:43,282 --> 00:55:44,550 Yeah. 1074 00:55:44,650 --> 00:55:47,253 See, fellas, told you it's him. 1075 00:55:47,353 --> 00:55:48,821 Okay, let's get the selfie now. 1076 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,690 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1077 00:55:50,790 --> 00:55:52,825 All right. All right. 1078 00:55:52,924 --> 00:55:54,394 -Over here. -Yeah. 1079 00:55:54,494 --> 00:55:56,095 Right in the middle. Let's do this. 1080 00:55:56,195 --> 00:55:57,797 By the way, my mom loves you, man. 1081 00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,030 -Aww! -She watches every day. 1082 00:55:59,132 --> 00:56:00,433 Aww. Tell her thank you. 1083 00:56:00,533 --> 00:56:01,667 I appreciate that. 1084 00:56:16,816 --> 00:56:18,084 Steven? 1085 00:56:24,490 --> 00:56:25,525 Hi. 1086 00:56:28,994 --> 00:56:31,164 -Hi. -Hello. 1087 00:56:32,398 --> 00:56:33,399 Hi. 1088 00:56:36,068 --> 00:56:37,770 Replaced your mother already, huh? 1089 00:56:37,870 --> 00:56:39,405 Sorry, just messing around. 1090 00:56:39,505 --> 00:56:41,073 Congratulations. 1091 00:56:41,474 --> 00:56:42,675 Any news? 1092 00:56:43,376 --> 00:56:45,478 Everybody's looking for her, all right? 1093 00:56:46,179 --> 00:56:47,814 You gonna go to school? 1094 00:56:47,914 --> 00:56:49,382 My mother's missing. 1095 00:56:49,849 --> 00:56:51,217 Are you going to work? 1096 00:56:52,351 --> 00:56:53,352 I have to. 1097 00:56:54,387 --> 00:56:56,222 You should be out there looking for her. 1098 00:57:09,535 --> 00:57:10,503 Hold on. 1099 00:57:12,872 --> 00:57:14,640 Sorry about that. Tami's Florals. 1100 00:57:16,108 --> 00:57:17,477 Oh, wow. Yeah. 1101 00:57:17,577 --> 00:57:19,612 Uh, she's actually never done a bar mitzvah before. 1102 00:57:19,712 --> 00:57:21,214 So let me get your info here. 1103 00:57:35,094 --> 00:57:36,095 Hello? 1104 00:57:37,530 --> 00:57:38,297 Hello? 1105 00:57:49,942 --> 00:57:51,277 Craig. Um... 1106 00:57:51,377 --> 00:57:53,312 I'm really sorry about this Tami situation. 1107 00:57:53,412 --> 00:57:56,716 I can't help but feel some sort of blame for this. 1108 00:57:56,816 --> 00:57:59,852 Oh. No, it's... it's okay. It's all right. 1109 00:58:00,286 --> 00:58:02,321 Also, um... 1110 00:58:02,955 --> 00:58:05,424 Last night is our secret, right? 1111 00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:07,994 I mean, I could lose it all if that leaks out. 1112 00:58:08,094 --> 00:58:09,629 Yeah, man. It's our secret. 1113 00:58:09,729 --> 00:58:10,696 I trust you. 1114 00:58:12,965 --> 00:58:14,700 -I trust you too. -Be well. 1115 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,202 You be well as well. 1116 00:58:17,837 --> 00:58:20,673 What do people want more than anything in the whole world? 1117 00:58:22,308 --> 00:58:23,676 A good relationship. 1118 00:58:24,010 --> 00:58:24,977 So I propose, 1119 00:58:25,077 --> 00:58:27,647 we don't frame you as a politician. 1120 00:58:28,781 --> 00:58:31,284 We frame you as a friend. 1121 00:58:31,384 --> 00:58:33,853 Digital applications will make it so people 1122 00:58:33,953 --> 00:58:35,855 can interact with their new friend. 1123 00:58:35,955 --> 00:58:37,189 You. 1124 00:58:37,290 --> 00:58:40,927 The trick is, you gotta get these people... 1125 00:58:41,027 --> 00:58:42,562 What the fuck is it? 1126 00:58:47,366 --> 00:58:49,702 Uh, the trick with these things 1127 00:58:49,802 --> 00:58:50,937 is you gotta give people 1128 00:58:51,037 --> 00:58:53,105 the illusion of self-expression. 1129 00:58:53,205 --> 00:58:54,407 That's all these people have. 1130 00:58:54,507 --> 00:58:56,008 And that is definitely, definitely 1131 00:58:56,142 --> 00:58:57,643 something that we can build off of. 1132 00:58:57,743 --> 00:58:59,011 Craig, thank you. 1133 00:58:59,111 --> 00:59:00,279 I've also asked Ian here 1134 00:59:00,379 --> 00:59:02,481 to put together a second pitch. Ian? 1135 00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:04,050 -Yeah. Hey, thank you, Craig. -Yeah. 1136 00:59:04,150 --> 00:59:05,318 Great. 1137 00:59:09,322 --> 00:59:12,925 So... piggy-backing off that, 1138 00:59:13,025 --> 00:59:15,127 why don't we flip this thing on its head? 1139 00:59:15,227 --> 00:59:17,530 Mayor Seth Nichols. Superhero. 1140 00:59:19,732 --> 00:59:20,633 I look like a Marvel. 1141 00:59:20,733 --> 00:59:23,035 -Like Hulk, remember him? 1142 00:59:23,135 --> 00:59:25,137 You wanna know what this looks like? 1143 00:59:26,073 --> 00:59:27,473 Another four years. 1144 00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:32,378 Yeah, I just had a great moment of inspiration. 1145 00:59:33,012 --> 00:59:34,280 This might be it. 1146 00:59:35,214 --> 00:59:36,415 How about this? 1147 00:59:37,049 --> 00:59:38,651 Mayor Nichols. 1148 00:59:38,751 --> 00:59:41,420 Coward. Pig. Fuck. 1149 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,389 Uh, his wife is missing, sir. 1150 00:59:43,489 --> 00:59:46,225 You only care about yourself, you sack of shit. 1151 00:59:46,325 --> 00:59:47,994 You don't care about the city. 1152 00:59:48,095 --> 00:59:49,629 I had to go to war with the city 1153 00:59:49,729 --> 00:59:50,596 to put in a speed bump. 1154 00:59:50,696 --> 00:59:52,031 I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you. 1155 00:59:52,131 --> 00:59:53,666 -No, no, no! -You motherfucker. 1156 00:59:53,766 --> 00:59:54,767 Get the fuck off me! 1157 00:59:54,867 --> 00:59:56,235 -I'm gonna beat the shit... -Let's get him out. 1158 00:59:56,335 --> 00:59:59,205 Don't pick me up, Ian. This is embarrassing. 1159 00:59:59,305 --> 01:00:01,307 Do not... Watch out for my chair! 1160 01:00:01,407 --> 01:00:02,541 Watch out for my chair! 1161 01:00:02,642 --> 01:00:04,310 Ah! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! 1162 01:00:04,410 --> 01:00:05,678 -Get him out! -No! 1163 01:00:05,778 --> 01:00:07,613 -Oh, you spilled that water. 1164 01:00:07,713 --> 01:00:08,581 You spilled water. 1165 01:00:10,282 --> 01:00:12,119 If it was you actually doing it, 1166 01:00:12,218 --> 01:00:13,786 I would be afraid. But he's all like... 1167 01:00:15,354 --> 01:00:17,890 -Yeah. 1168 01:00:17,990 --> 01:00:19,092 Craig. 1169 01:00:19,191 --> 01:00:20,526 Craig, get your stuff. 1170 01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:23,929 -Right now. -I was joking around. 1171 01:00:24,030 --> 01:00:25,865 -Craig, leave. 1172 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:28,501 Craig Waterman. 1173 01:00:28,601 --> 01:00:31,203 Craig, Detective Persons here. 1174 01:00:31,737 --> 01:00:32,705 We found Tami. 1175 01:00:35,041 --> 01:00:37,309 Is she... alive? 1176 01:00:45,985 --> 01:00:47,219 -Here, Mom. -Thank you. 1177 01:00:47,319 --> 01:00:48,788 It's hot, be careful. 1178 01:01:12,179 --> 01:01:13,146 Blasting the heat. 1179 01:01:13,245 --> 01:01:15,347 It's so fucking hot in here. 1180 01:01:20,252 --> 01:01:21,487 What tea did Stevie give you? 1181 01:01:21,587 --> 01:01:24,290 Is that... that apple berry? 1182 01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:27,460 It's really good right after a bite of fudge. 1183 01:01:29,595 --> 01:01:31,330 I'm going to get dressed. 1184 01:01:32,565 --> 01:01:34,734 We have people coming over tomorrow. 1185 01:01:40,239 --> 01:01:41,440 What people? 1186 01:01:42,942 --> 01:01:44,443 Hey, welcome back, Tami. Welcome back, Tami! 1187 01:02:00,526 --> 01:02:01,627 Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 1188 01:02:01,727 --> 01:02:04,164 Is, uh, is there a bathroom around? 1189 01:02:04,263 --> 01:02:05,397 -Hey. -Hey, man. 1190 01:02:05,498 --> 01:02:06,999 You're the husband, right? 1191 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:08,400 Yeah. Yeah. I'm Craig Waterman. 1192 01:02:08,501 --> 01:02:09,935 -This is my house. -Oh, cool, cool. 1193 01:02:10,035 --> 01:02:11,003 The bathroom's right there. 1194 01:02:11,104 --> 01:02:12,905 Oh, awesome. Thanks. Yeah. 1195 01:02:13,005 --> 01:02:14,074 Dude. Cool drums, man. 1196 01:02:14,174 --> 01:02:15,142 Oh, thank you, man. 1197 01:02:15,242 --> 01:02:16,442 Yeah, these things are fucking awesome. 1198 01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:18,344 You don't see a lot of green drums. 1199 01:02:18,444 --> 01:02:19,945 You know what I mean, kind of like '70's type. 1200 01:02:20,045 --> 01:02:22,215 '70's. That's what I was going for, '70's vibe. 1201 01:02:22,314 --> 01:02:23,849 -That's a cool decade. -Very cool. 1202 01:02:23,949 --> 01:02:25,417 Got a lot of good music. A lot of good music. 1203 01:02:25,518 --> 01:02:26,685 A lot of good music. A lot of good music. 1204 01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:28,888 Yeah. Economically, could've been better. 1205 01:02:31,423 --> 01:02:33,359 -Absolutely. Yeah. -Yeah. 1206 01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:35,162 But we came back. 1207 01:02:35,262 --> 01:02:38,764 Hey, I gotta ask you, man. How does it feel? 1208 01:02:38,864 --> 01:02:40,133 Oh, to have Tami back? 1209 01:02:40,233 --> 01:02:43,502 It's honestly, uh, an incredible relief. 1210 01:02:43,602 --> 01:02:45,838 No, how does it feel to ditch your wife? 1211 01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:49,242 You can't use my fucking toilet. 1212 01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:50,476 You know what I would do? 1213 01:02:50,576 --> 01:02:53,246 I... I look at your wife and I say, "Oh, my God. 1214 01:02:53,345 --> 01:02:54,281 "I would love to just even be 1215 01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:56,348 "a non-sexual partner with her." 1216 01:02:56,448 --> 01:02:57,449 You know what I mean? 1217 01:02:57,550 --> 01:02:58,684 In business or something like that. 1218 01:02:58,784 --> 01:03:00,986 And I would never say, "Hey, come into a sewer 1219 01:03:01,087 --> 01:03:02,555 "so I can... fucking kill you." 1220 01:03:02,655 --> 01:03:04,323 I didn't try and kill her in the sewer. 1221 01:03:04,423 --> 01:03:06,692 -It was an adventure. -You should be dead! 1222 01:03:06,792 --> 01:03:08,295 -You shouldn't even be alive. -You... Fucking... 1223 01:03:08,394 --> 01:03:09,762 You don't even know me, get the fuck outta here! 1224 01:03:09,862 --> 01:03:11,530 -Hey! Hey! Don't do that! 1225 01:03:11,630 --> 01:03:14,067 Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit! 1226 01:03:14,167 --> 01:03:16,203 She's so beautiful! 1227 01:03:16,303 --> 01:03:18,404 -Get the fuck outta my garage! -Fuck you! 1228 01:03:18,504 --> 01:03:20,673 Fuck you, you psycho! Who are you? 1229 01:03:42,295 --> 01:03:43,296 Excuse me. 1230 01:03:44,463 --> 01:03:45,831 Excuse me. 1231 01:03:45,931 --> 01:03:47,466 -Hey! 1232 01:03:47,566 --> 01:03:50,870 Sorry about that. Uh... just, uh... 1233 01:03:50,970 --> 01:03:53,439 wanted to give a little speech to the, um, 1234 01:03:53,539 --> 01:03:56,775 the guest of honor, my wife Tami Waterman. 1235 01:03:57,576 --> 01:03:59,145 When we went to those tunnels, 1236 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,046 it was for adventure. 1237 01:04:01,147 --> 01:04:02,615 You know, most people think getting dessert 1238 01:04:02,715 --> 01:04:04,483 at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild. 1239 01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:07,753 Well, Tami and I do things a little bit differently. 1240 01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:10,689 And, uh, this one, just... 1241 01:04:10,789 --> 01:04:12,125 this one got away from us. 1242 01:04:12,225 --> 01:04:15,561 But here we are. On the edge of life. 1243 01:04:16,229 --> 01:04:17,429 And the view... 1244 01:04:18,231 --> 01:04:20,066 is absolutely gorgeous. 1245 01:04:20,166 --> 01:04:21,167 To Tami. 1246 01:04:21,268 --> 01:04:22,369 -Tami. 1247 01:04:22,468 --> 01:04:24,036 Thank you. 1248 01:04:24,137 --> 01:04:26,139 Austin. Austin. 1249 01:04:26,239 --> 01:04:27,439 Look, I got up here. 1250 01:04:27,539 --> 01:04:29,775 Come on, you should get up here if you wanna talk. 1251 01:04:30,976 --> 01:04:34,013 Since we're doing toasts, um... 1252 01:04:34,114 --> 01:04:37,117 Man, my heart is overflowing with relief 1253 01:04:37,217 --> 01:04:38,684 that one of the brightest souls 1254 01:04:38,784 --> 01:04:41,487 in this dark world is still with us. 1255 01:04:41,587 --> 01:04:42,688 When she was lost, 1256 01:04:42,788 --> 01:04:45,191 I was like a caveman who lost his fire. 1257 01:04:45,292 --> 01:04:46,293 No pun intended. 1258 01:04:47,459 --> 01:04:48,560 This is a special woman right here. 1259 01:04:48,661 --> 01:04:50,429 She's a... she's a warrior. She's a healer. 1260 01:04:50,529 --> 01:04:51,897 She's a... 1261 01:04:53,133 --> 01:04:54,867 a mother, um... 1262 01:04:55,701 --> 01:04:57,636 Me and my crew was up all night looking for her. 1263 01:04:57,736 --> 01:04:59,139 I'm just so lucky that she's safe, you know, 1264 01:04:59,239 --> 01:05:01,207 because I don't know what I would be without you. 1265 01:05:01,308 --> 01:05:02,942 -To Tami Pinto. 1266 01:05:03,042 --> 01:05:05,945 Uh, Tami Waterman. It's actually Tami Waterman, 1267 01:05:06,045 --> 01:05:08,081 for 16 years. That's my best friend. 1268 01:05:08,181 --> 01:05:11,517 I just wanna thank you all so much for coming. 1269 01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:14,421 You are all like my family. 1270 01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,455 You're my friends, but really, you're my family. 1271 01:05:16,555 --> 01:05:17,823 Okay, this has turned into 1272 01:05:17,923 --> 01:05:19,225 a little bit of a free for all. 1273 01:05:19,326 --> 01:05:21,328 Uh, if you wanna talk... 1274 01:05:21,428 --> 01:05:23,296 uh, please get on the chair. 1275 01:05:23,396 --> 01:05:24,797 And you can form a line here 1276 01:05:24,897 --> 01:05:26,665 by the dips and spreads. Okay? 1277 01:05:26,765 --> 01:05:29,501 You know what? We should maybe even kick it up a notch. 1278 01:05:29,601 --> 01:05:30,903 Let's kick it up a notch, huh? 1279 01:05:31,003 --> 01:05:33,373 How about a parade? Wouldn't that be fun? 1280 01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:35,641 A parade for Tami. Come on, folks! 1281 01:05:39,611 --> 01:05:40,746 Come on, Tami. 1282 01:05:43,450 --> 01:05:45,151 People are gonna say, what the fuck-- 1283 01:05:45,251 --> 01:05:47,153 Uh, my name's Patton. 1284 01:05:47,253 --> 01:05:48,921 Um, I just wanna get up here. 1285 01:05:49,021 --> 01:05:52,992 Uh, I'm so like, suddenly so nervous. Um... 1286 01:05:55,261 --> 01:05:56,829 Come on, everybody! 1287 01:05:59,466 --> 01:06:01,167 Fucking little rats. 1288 01:06:23,323 --> 01:06:25,724 We're just so happy that you made it out 1289 01:06:25,824 --> 01:06:27,593 and, uh, the world's a better place. 1290 01:06:27,693 --> 01:06:29,362 I'll leave you guys with this. 1291 01:06:29,462 --> 01:06:30,996 We should still be in Afghanistan 1292 01:06:31,097 --> 01:06:33,433 and I don't know why we pulled out 1293 01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:34,600 in the way we did, 1294 01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:36,001 -it was a shame. 1295 01:06:55,121 --> 01:06:57,223 Hey there, and welcome back. 1296 01:06:57,323 --> 01:06:59,225 We are very lucky today. 1297 01:06:59,325 --> 01:07:00,559 Joining us now... 1298 01:07:00,659 --> 01:07:02,529 Hey, Stevie. Where's your mom? 1299 01:07:02,628 --> 01:07:04,497 Let's take a look at that seven-day forecast. 1300 01:07:04,596 --> 01:07:07,599 And... Whoa! Look at all that sun. 1301 01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:09,935 It is on the way. 1302 01:07:10,035 --> 01:07:11,804 It is absolutely on the way. 1303 01:07:11,904 --> 01:07:12,838 Whoa! 1304 01:07:12,938 --> 01:07:14,441 Did you just nut your OVDs? 1305 01:07:14,541 --> 01:07:16,708 Come on, Stevie. I didn't nut my OVDs. 1306 01:07:16,809 --> 01:07:18,545 Take a picture, your mom's on the TV. 1307 01:07:18,644 --> 01:07:19,845 It's okay. 1308 01:07:19,945 --> 01:07:21,947 -And that means a storm is... -Heading out. 1309 01:07:22,047 --> 01:07:23,516 That's right. It's heading out. 1310 01:07:23,615 --> 01:07:24,783 It is heading out. 1311 01:07:24,883 --> 01:07:26,453 -You are doing a terrific job. - No. 1312 01:07:26,553 --> 01:07:27,986 I tell ya. Are we hiring? 1313 01:07:29,189 --> 01:07:30,123 'Cause I think we've got a candidate right here. 1314 01:07:30,223 --> 01:07:31,224 Oh, no. 1315 01:07:31,324 --> 01:07:33,059 Thank you, Austin and Tami. 1316 01:07:33,159 --> 01:07:35,861 Back with much more after this. 1317 01:07:35,961 --> 01:07:39,232 Oh, I love this commercial. This guy's really funny. 1318 01:07:39,332 --> 01:07:41,568 Hey. I got the day off. 1319 01:07:41,667 --> 01:07:43,702 Wanna do something? Go to Rick's Bar? 1320 01:07:43,802 --> 01:07:46,705 Rick's Bar? It's 7:30 in the morning. 1321 01:07:46,805 --> 01:07:47,773 And we're 16. 1322 01:07:50,376 --> 01:07:53,679 Oh, you can have my drums. They're yours now. 1323 01:07:53,779 --> 01:07:55,714 Thank you. I gotta go to school. 1324 01:07:55,814 --> 01:07:57,816 Um, you ready? 1325 01:08:00,553 --> 01:08:02,288 Thanks for the baked potato. 1326 01:08:02,888 --> 01:08:03,722 Yep. 1327 01:08:03,822 --> 01:08:05,592 Didn't even know you had it. 1328 01:08:09,229 --> 01:08:11,630 So just keep peeling them back. 1329 01:08:11,730 --> 01:08:12,698 Okay. 1330 01:08:12,798 --> 01:08:13,866 You know, as many as you'd like. 1331 01:08:13,966 --> 01:08:15,368 Oh, I feel so... I'm a little nervous. 1332 01:08:15,468 --> 01:08:16,436 Are you? 1333 01:08:16,536 --> 01:08:17,836 I'mma say I'm a little nervous. 1334 01:08:17,936 --> 01:08:19,172 It does look like you're shaking just a little bit. 1335 01:08:19,272 --> 01:08:21,341 Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I know that. 1336 01:08:21,441 --> 01:08:22,609 I had a banana this morning 1337 01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:24,077 and I'm afraid I'm gonna overdo it. 1338 01:08:25,512 --> 01:08:26,879 You're too funny. 1339 01:08:26,979 --> 01:08:28,914 So, I just want you to take a look 1340 01:08:29,014 --> 01:08:31,217 right here at this gorgeous flower. 1341 01:08:32,152 --> 01:08:33,219 Wow. 1342 01:08:33,319 --> 01:08:36,021 Tell me. Doesn't it look like an artist painted that? 1343 01:08:36,122 --> 01:08:37,823 Okay, you know what? 1344 01:08:37,923 --> 01:08:39,459 You just gave me goosebumps. 1345 01:08:39,559 --> 01:08:41,227 I love how you see the world. 1346 01:08:42,961 --> 01:08:44,430 I love how you see the world. 1347 01:08:59,978 --> 01:09:02,047 You've reached Tami's Florals. 1348 01:09:02,148 --> 01:09:03,916 Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 1349 01:09:04,016 --> 01:09:06,519 -Hey, honey, it's me again. 1350 01:09:06,619 --> 01:09:09,155 Craig. Craig Waterman. 1351 01:09:09,755 --> 01:09:11,558 Said my fucking last name to you. 1352 01:09:12,925 --> 01:09:15,161 Uh, sorry. I've already had a few boots to drink, 1353 01:09:15,261 --> 01:09:16,329 to be honest with you. 1354 01:09:16,429 --> 01:09:18,498 -Um... 1355 01:09:18,598 --> 01:09:21,067 I... I made us a reservation. 1356 01:09:21,967 --> 01:09:24,637 Under the last name Fudge. 1357 01:09:24,736 --> 01:09:27,073 So we're gonna have to show up and say, uh, 1358 01:09:27,173 --> 01:09:27,973 we're the Fudges. 1359 01:09:28,074 --> 01:09:30,243 Okay. Call me at Rick's Bar. 1360 01:09:30,343 --> 01:09:31,311 Love ya. 1361 01:09:52,599 --> 01:09:54,634 -Honey? Hey. 1362 01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:55,901 I was worried about you. 1363 01:09:56,001 --> 01:09:57,537 Come on, let's go to dinner. 1364 01:09:57,637 --> 01:09:59,639 I told you I had plans tonight. 1365 01:09:59,738 --> 01:10:01,341 You did? 1366 01:10:01,441 --> 01:10:02,975 Was that someone else? 1367 01:10:03,942 --> 01:10:05,578 I sent you a voicemail too. 1368 01:10:05,678 --> 01:10:07,813 I made us a little reservation. 1369 01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:10,316 I'm fine to just order in too, if you want. 1370 01:10:10,849 --> 01:10:11,917 How was your day? 1371 01:10:12,017 --> 01:10:14,354 It was amazing. 1372 01:10:15,921 --> 01:10:18,124 Yeah, I saw... I saw you chatting up 1373 01:10:18,224 --> 01:10:20,660 with everybody on the idiot box. 1374 01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:22,995 My heart is still racing. 1375 01:10:23,829 --> 01:10:26,132 I met so many great people. 1376 01:10:26,232 --> 01:10:27,200 Austin. 1377 01:10:27,766 --> 01:10:29,168 So sweet. 1378 01:10:29,269 --> 01:10:30,336 Yeah. 1379 01:10:30,436 --> 01:10:32,372 You looked so good on there. 1380 01:10:32,472 --> 01:10:33,905 You looked beautiful. 1381 01:10:35,241 --> 01:10:37,110 Oh, I think I might... I'm think I might try 1382 01:10:37,210 --> 01:10:40,113 to make those biscuits I made... tomorrow too. 1383 01:10:40,213 --> 01:10:43,182 You're wearing, like, a perfume? 1384 01:10:43,283 --> 01:10:44,517 It's a cologne. 1385 01:10:44,617 --> 01:10:45,551 Huh. 1386 01:10:45,652 --> 01:10:46,653 Yeah, it's a cologne. 1387 01:10:57,363 --> 01:10:58,364 Hi. 1388 01:10:59,098 --> 01:11:00,866 Uh-huh. Okay. 1389 01:11:01,367 --> 01:11:02,368 Okay. Bye, hun. 1390 01:11:04,671 --> 01:11:05,971 Wrong number? 1391 01:11:08,974 --> 01:11:09,975 If we're gonna go to dinner, 1392 01:11:10,076 --> 01:11:12,178 we should probably go right now. 1393 01:11:12,278 --> 01:11:14,147 I have... I have a dinner with the TV people. 1394 01:11:14,247 --> 01:11:15,682 They're gonna be here any minute. 1395 01:11:16,316 --> 01:11:19,152 Well, is there room for one more? 1396 01:11:20,018 --> 01:11:21,554 I didn't know you were free. 1397 01:11:21,654 --> 01:11:23,256 Yes, I'm free. Of course I'm free. 1398 01:11:23,356 --> 01:11:24,357 I'm always free. 1399 01:11:26,292 --> 01:11:27,727 And, you know, 1400 01:11:27,826 --> 01:11:29,462 you wouldn't be a big TV star 1401 01:11:29,562 --> 01:11:32,465 if I didn't take you to that little cool place. 1402 01:11:35,301 --> 01:11:36,302 Mmm-hmm. 1403 01:11:36,402 --> 01:11:37,503 Okay. 1404 01:11:37,603 --> 01:11:38,904 Sorry. 1405 01:11:49,082 --> 01:11:51,850 I had an orgasm in the sewer system. 1406 01:12:04,330 --> 01:12:05,465 That's great. 1407 01:12:05,565 --> 01:12:07,999 -Yeah. -That's great. 1408 01:12:08,101 --> 01:12:10,336 Congratulations. That's really good. 1409 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:15,441 How? 1410 01:12:17,744 --> 01:12:19,412 I was just, you know, 1411 01:12:20,313 --> 01:12:22,648 sitting there in the dark and, uh... 1412 01:12:23,850 --> 01:12:27,587 I had this... realization. 1413 01:12:29,155 --> 01:12:31,491 And then this release. 1414 01:12:31,591 --> 01:12:34,160 And boom. Just, uh... 1415 01:12:35,094 --> 01:12:37,163 my whole, my whole body was vibrating. 1416 01:12:37,263 --> 01:12:38,297 I mean... 1417 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:41,967 Wow. 1418 01:12:42,769 --> 01:12:44,002 It wasn't as fun for me. 1419 01:12:44,103 --> 01:12:46,905 I just lost my phone and I got arrested by the pigs. 1420 01:12:48,841 --> 01:12:49,975 You know, 1421 01:12:50,076 --> 01:12:52,645 that my mom never left my narcissistic dad. 1422 01:12:53,813 --> 01:12:55,981 I'm not gonna let that happen to me. 1423 01:12:57,383 --> 01:12:59,951 I'm gonna go stay in Devin's pool house. 1424 01:13:00,887 --> 01:13:03,256 Until I can find a place of my own. 1425 01:13:09,228 --> 01:13:10,196 Who? 1426 01:13:19,472 --> 01:13:21,441 1427 01:13:29,582 --> 01:13:30,982 Become a hero, 1428 01:13:31,083 --> 01:13:32,652 with the new Zenith mobile Hero Plan. 1429 01:13:32,752 --> 01:13:35,053 Ask your store representative how they can help you 1430 01:13:35,154 --> 01:13:36,923 on your journey to greatness. 1431 01:13:37,022 --> 01:13:38,658 I was able to get you the last one. 1432 01:13:38,758 --> 01:13:40,092 Oh. 1433 01:13:40,193 --> 01:13:42,795 Did you wanna do another Mars Rover case with that? 1434 01:13:42,895 --> 01:13:44,497 Yeah. Um... 1435 01:13:49,502 --> 01:13:53,038 I want something a little stronger than beer. 1436 01:13:53,139 --> 01:13:55,074 Last time I was here, you said you'd give me 1437 01:13:55,174 --> 01:13:56,975 something that's stronger. 1438 01:13:58,711 --> 01:13:59,779 Ramon. 1439 01:14:00,112 --> 01:14:01,347 I'm on break. 1440 01:14:02,448 --> 01:14:03,449 Come with me. 1441 01:14:05,918 --> 01:14:07,787 My name's Tony, but when my hair's down, 1442 01:14:07,887 --> 01:14:09,255 people call me T-Boy. 1443 01:14:09,355 --> 01:14:10,623 What are you looking for? 1444 01:14:12,124 --> 01:14:13,292 I'm stuck. 1445 01:14:14,260 --> 01:14:16,529 I'm about to lose everything. 1446 01:14:16,629 --> 01:14:20,533 I can give you weed, X, uh... shrooms. 1447 01:14:20,967 --> 01:14:22,201 Adderall. 1448 01:14:22,301 --> 01:14:23,069 Um... 1449 01:14:23,169 --> 01:14:26,138 Do you have, uh, do you have ayahuasca? 1450 01:14:26,239 --> 01:14:27,940 Oh, no. 1451 01:14:28,039 --> 01:14:31,310 Uh... but I do have Toad. 1452 01:14:31,677 --> 01:14:33,212 -Toad? -Yeah. 1453 01:14:38,284 --> 01:14:40,853 The Buffalo River toad. 1454 01:14:40,953 --> 01:14:42,922 You, uh, you lick the psychedelic venom 1455 01:14:43,021 --> 01:14:45,224 that it excretes off its rear glands. 1456 01:14:45,324 --> 01:14:48,594 He's similar to ayahuasca, but the trip is way faster. 1457 01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:55,701 How much is the frog? 1458 01:14:55,801 --> 01:14:56,802 The toad. 1459 01:14:57,470 --> 01:14:58,437 $100. 1460 01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:02,275 What the hell am I supposed to feed him? 1461 01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:05,711 No. It's $100 for a lick, man. 1462 01:15:11,617 --> 01:15:13,051 I'm out of ideas, man. 1463 01:15:15,588 --> 01:15:16,622 Lick a toad. 1464 01:15:18,024 --> 01:15:19,825 Sorry, my money kinda smells really bad 1465 01:15:19,926 --> 01:15:21,160 for some reason. 1466 01:15:21,260 --> 01:15:23,296 The bank gave it to me and it smelled really bad. 1467 01:15:26,165 --> 01:15:28,334 Here. You gave me too much. 1468 01:15:28,434 --> 01:15:29,602 Oh. 1469 01:15:29,702 --> 01:15:31,203 That was sweet of you. 1470 01:15:32,004 --> 01:15:33,272 You ready? 1471 01:15:33,372 --> 01:15:35,241 I don't know. I don't know. 1472 01:15:39,979 --> 01:15:41,380 Here's a little pillow. 1473 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:42,448 Thank you. 1474 01:15:48,955 --> 01:15:51,257 Your mind is about to disintegrate. 1475 01:15:51,357 --> 01:15:53,025 And then your consciousness is gonna expand 1476 01:15:53,125 --> 01:15:55,294 to become all of infinity. 1477 01:15:55,394 --> 01:15:56,996 You will feel a pain unlike anything 1478 01:15:57,096 --> 01:15:58,331 you've ever felt before, 1479 01:15:58,431 --> 01:16:01,701 followed by a bliss, which... can't even be described. 1480 01:16:03,269 --> 01:16:06,572 You will die and be reborn. 1481 01:16:06,672 --> 01:16:08,908 I'm gonna turn off the lights for you. 1482 01:16:09,008 --> 01:16:10,142 I'm gonna put on some music 1483 01:16:10,242 --> 01:16:11,711 and I'm gonna go get some lunch 1484 01:16:11,811 --> 01:16:13,279 because it's my lunch break. 1485 01:16:14,547 --> 01:16:16,882 You're gonna have such an incredible journey. 1486 01:16:18,584 --> 01:16:19,952 I love you. 1487 01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:35,568 It is like ice cream on a hot summer day. 1488 01:16:38,971 --> 01:16:39,939 Don't pop him. 1489 01:16:40,039 --> 01:16:41,807 You look like you're gonna pop him. 1490 01:16:43,476 --> 01:16:46,579 Can you... Can you stay with me? 1491 01:16:46,679 --> 01:16:47,713 I'm sorry. 1492 01:16:47,813 --> 01:16:50,516 I need to go get some Rolos and a Red Bull. 1493 01:16:50,616 --> 01:16:52,752 It's time for you to touch God. 1494 01:17:03,629 --> 01:17:04,864 Oh, big lick. 1495 01:17:05,765 --> 01:17:06,832 Was that too big? 1496 01:17:07,900 --> 01:17:09,368 Fuck. Was that too big? 1497 01:17:19,912 --> 01:17:21,313 I love you, toad boy. 1498 01:17:24,050 --> 01:17:25,251 It's T-Boy. 1499 01:17:25,918 --> 01:17:27,286 I love you, T-Boy. 1500 01:17:29,488 --> 01:17:30,356 Hey. 1501 01:17:30,456 --> 01:17:32,825 I actually did a little work for Red Bull. 1502 01:17:32,925 --> 01:17:34,694 They were so mean to me. 1503 01:18:40,659 --> 01:18:42,962 Oh, hey. How you doing, man? 1504 01:18:44,164 --> 01:18:45,898 What's for lunch today? 1505 01:18:45,998 --> 01:18:47,800 Black Forest ham. 1506 01:18:47,900 --> 01:18:49,202 Perfect choice. 1507 01:18:49,301 --> 01:18:51,104 What kind of bread? 1508 01:18:51,204 --> 01:18:55,274 Let's go with... Italian herb and cheese. 1509 01:18:55,374 --> 01:18:56,675 All right. 1510 01:19:03,482 --> 01:19:04,717 Foot long, right? 1511 01:19:04,817 --> 01:19:06,153 Yes. 1512 01:19:06,253 --> 01:19:08,053 Usual toppings? 1513 01:19:08,155 --> 01:19:10,022 Foot long cookie on the side. 1514 01:19:10,123 --> 01:19:11,724 Yes, please. 1515 01:19:11,824 --> 01:19:12,925 Thank you. 1516 01:19:16,462 --> 01:19:17,797 Not toasted, right? 1517 01:19:19,532 --> 01:19:22,034 Eh, let's be wild. Toast it. 1518 01:19:27,606 --> 01:19:29,375 Welcome back, Craig. 1519 01:19:33,746 --> 01:19:35,981 -Is it over? -Yeah, it's over. 1520 01:19:36,082 --> 01:19:38,984 How long did your trip feel? Four or five months? 1521 01:19:39,085 --> 01:19:40,686 It was like a minute. 1522 01:19:41,254 --> 01:19:42,222 I went to Subway. 1523 01:19:42,321 --> 01:19:43,355 The eatery? 1524 01:19:43,455 --> 01:19:44,824 What happened? 1525 01:19:44,924 --> 01:19:46,492 I ordered. 1526 01:19:46,592 --> 01:19:48,561 Did you get the answer you were looking for? 1527 01:19:48,661 --> 01:19:51,330 No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway! 1528 01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:54,867 The toad is mysterious. 1529 01:19:56,602 --> 01:19:58,537 That frog ripped me off. 1530 01:19:59,638 --> 01:20:01,607 Little asshole, little fucker. 1531 01:20:18,325 --> 01:20:20,426 Welcome to your new life. 1532 01:20:45,017 --> 01:20:48,387 This is why guys shouldn't have friends. 1533 01:20:51,824 --> 01:20:54,593 It'll get you in a ton of trouble. 1534 01:20:59,431 --> 01:21:01,167 People need rules. 1535 01:21:02,168 --> 01:21:03,669 All I need are goals. 1536 01:21:03,769 --> 01:21:07,073 Like trying to eat the full SEAL Team Six lunch 1537 01:21:07,173 --> 01:21:08,141 at Rick's Bar. 1538 01:21:08,241 --> 01:21:09,808 Oh, my God. 1539 01:21:12,011 --> 01:21:14,680 I can't fucking finish all this stuff. 1540 01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:17,650 It's the meal the guys ate after they killed Osama 1541 01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:21,654 and buried him at sea. It's 22,000 calories. 1542 01:21:22,155 --> 01:21:23,856 Yeah, eat up. 1543 01:21:23,956 --> 01:21:24,924 I'm Craig. 1544 01:21:25,024 --> 01:21:27,127 You're gonna grow up to be a beautiful old guy. 1545 01:21:28,395 --> 01:21:29,362 Thank you, Steven. 1546 01:21:29,461 --> 01:21:30,930 I hope you're serious about that. 1547 01:21:31,030 --> 01:21:33,565 If you want a pal, just have a son. 1548 01:21:35,601 --> 01:21:38,904 At the end of the day, I'm a lone wolf. 1549 01:21:39,406 --> 01:21:40,839 I accept that. 1550 01:21:46,946 --> 01:21:49,115 Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them it was my birthday, did you? 1551 01:21:49,215 --> 01:21:50,916 Of course not. Did you? 1552 01:21:51,016 --> 01:21:52,319 Mmm-mmm. No. 1553 01:21:52,419 --> 01:21:54,220 Okay good, 'cause you know I hate that shit. 1554 01:21:54,321 --> 01:21:56,289 I mean, you know I hate that shit. 1555 01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:57,656 Anyway, I'm gonna go get a waiver. 1556 01:21:57,756 --> 01:21:59,192 -What's it called? -It's an application. 1557 01:21:59,292 --> 01:22:01,460 Application. 'Cause, like, literally, 1558 01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:03,729 having two girlfriends is killing me financially. 1559 01:22:11,438 --> 01:22:16,242 How's, uh, Devin's and the pool house now? 1560 01:22:16,343 --> 01:22:18,278 Oh, I saw him, uh, on the news. 1561 01:22:18,378 --> 01:22:19,912 -I saw Devin on the news. -Hmm. 1562 01:22:20,012 --> 01:22:21,947 They interviewed him 'cause one of his friends 1563 01:22:22,047 --> 01:22:23,249 got all burnt up. 1564 01:22:23,350 --> 01:22:24,583 He looked good. 1565 01:22:25,784 --> 01:22:27,153 -Devin looked good? -Devin looked good. 1566 01:22:27,253 --> 01:22:28,988 Is Dad talking to you about that wild hike we went on 1567 01:22:29,089 --> 01:22:30,522 where he ate all those bad mushrooms again? 1568 01:22:30,622 --> 01:22:31,991 -Oh, my God! 1569 01:22:35,928 --> 01:22:36,795 Are you okay? 1570 01:22:36,895 --> 01:22:39,232 Yeah, I'm fine. That just, that scared me. 1571 01:22:42,634 --> 01:22:43,836 It's fine. 1572 01:22:46,272 --> 01:22:47,773 -Sir. -No, no, it's fine. 1573 01:22:47,873 --> 01:22:50,009 -Sir? 1574 01:22:51,444 --> 01:22:53,545 You just bumped into this young lady here 1575 01:22:53,645 --> 01:22:55,848 and I think you should apologize. 1576 01:22:57,317 --> 01:22:58,550 Did I? 1577 01:22:59,119 --> 01:23:00,253 Yeah, you did. 1578 01:23:00,353 --> 01:23:03,689 She almost spilled her stuffed pepper all over herself. 1579 01:23:03,789 --> 01:23:05,724 Can you please apologize? 1580 01:23:09,762 --> 01:23:11,197 I'm not scared of you. 1581 01:23:11,297 --> 01:23:12,731 I bought a van today. 1582 01:23:18,505 --> 01:23:19,972 Apologies, ma'am. 1583 01:23:20,773 --> 01:23:23,109 Enjoy your peppers. 1584 01:23:23,209 --> 01:23:24,210 Thank you. 1585 01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:29,581 You bought a van? 1586 01:23:31,984 --> 01:23:34,287 I think we gotta get the fuck outta here. 1587 01:23:34,387 --> 01:23:35,388 What? 1588 01:23:35,488 --> 01:23:37,589 I think we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1589 01:23:37,689 --> 01:23:39,092 Oh, come on. 1590 01:23:39,192 --> 01:23:40,993 Let's all enjoy our meals. 1591 01:23:41,094 --> 01:23:43,629 -What the hell did I just do? -It's fine. 1592 01:23:43,729 --> 01:23:44,997 Oh, you motherfuckers. 1593 01:23:45,098 --> 01:23:46,965 -You motherfuckers. 1594 01:23:47,067 --> 01:23:48,934 -Happy birthday! 1595 01:23:50,636 --> 01:23:52,037 Blow it out. Come on, we gotta go. 1596 01:24:03,749 --> 01:24:07,187 Craig... this is too much. 1597 01:24:07,287 --> 01:24:10,290 Well, you needed it and you deserve it. 1598 01:24:12,225 --> 01:24:13,692 Hey, Mom, do you wanna come inside after this 1599 01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:15,027 and watch a movie or something? 1600 01:24:15,495 --> 01:24:17,130 Um... 1601 01:24:18,931 --> 01:24:19,832 Yeah. 1602 01:24:19,932 --> 01:24:22,968 Yes. Whatever you want, birthday boy. 1603 01:24:23,069 --> 01:24:24,036 Cool. 1604 01:24:26,872 --> 01:24:28,874 Oh! Austin got a new car. 1605 01:24:28,974 --> 01:24:30,210 Sick. 1606 01:24:32,811 --> 01:24:35,281 Whoa. That is so fucking pimp. 1607 01:24:35,381 --> 01:24:37,317 There's lots of cars. 1608 01:24:37,417 --> 01:24:39,152 They must be having a party. 1609 01:24:41,221 --> 01:24:42,688 Oh, by the way. 1610 01:24:42,788 --> 01:24:45,791 This came. Um... it's the wrong address again. 1611 01:24:52,265 --> 01:24:54,567 All right. Can you run it down to him? 1612 01:24:54,666 --> 01:24:56,503 -I'm gonna give Ma the tour. -Yeah. Okay. 1613 01:24:56,603 --> 01:24:59,172 Oh! By the way, there's a new Marvel we should totally rent. 1614 01:24:59,272 --> 01:25:00,573 I heard it's pretty crazy. 1615 01:25:00,672 --> 01:25:02,674 Yeah, that'd be... that'd be really nice. 1616 01:25:14,521 --> 01:25:15,721 Craig. 1617 01:25:16,688 --> 01:25:18,558 I can't believe you got me that van. 1618 01:25:18,657 --> 01:25:21,693 Seriously. It is... it's so... 1619 01:25:21,793 --> 01:25:24,097 I should've done it a long time ago. 1620 01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:30,669 I wasted so much time doing nothing. 1621 01:25:37,477 --> 01:25:38,444 Hey. 1622 01:25:39,945 --> 01:25:41,314 You been working out? 1623 01:25:42,915 --> 01:25:43,949 I'm just losing weight 1624 01:25:44,049 --> 01:25:45,485 'cause I walk all day, every single day, 1625 01:25:45,585 --> 01:25:48,421 and everybody screams at me. Everybody fucking hates me. 1626 01:25:48,521 --> 01:25:49,888 -Huh. 1627 01:25:49,988 --> 01:25:51,823 You look like you've been working out. 1628 01:25:53,526 --> 01:25:54,793 You been working out? 1629 01:25:54,893 --> 01:25:56,728 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1630 01:25:56,828 --> 01:25:58,730 Yeah. You wanna feel my abs? 1631 01:25:59,765 --> 01:26:01,134 Yeah, if that's all right. 1632 01:26:01,234 --> 01:26:03,702 Yeah. 1633 01:26:03,802 --> 01:26:05,405 Okay. I don't know how to do it. 1634 01:26:05,505 --> 01:26:07,140 -No, do it hard! -All right. 1635 01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:08,241 I can't. Oh! Ouch! 1636 01:26:08,341 --> 01:26:10,476 -This is good, right? -Well, I didn't say hit me! 1637 01:26:10,577 --> 01:26:11,678 Hi. 1638 01:26:11,777 --> 01:26:13,179 What, are you guys punching each other? 1639 01:26:14,380 --> 01:26:15,648 Oh, shit. 1640 01:26:15,747 --> 01:26:18,418 I forgot to get candles. I gotta get candles. 1641 01:26:18,518 --> 01:26:20,453 All right. We'll do presents in about five minutes. 1642 01:26:20,553 --> 01:26:21,987 All right? You little heartbreaker. 1643 01:26:25,592 --> 01:26:26,758 Hey, Craig. 1644 01:26:27,594 --> 01:26:29,095 You wanna take it for a spin? 1645 01:26:29,195 --> 01:26:30,330 Yeah. Hell yeah. 1646 01:26:32,365 --> 01:26:35,068 It's really nice having you in the house. 1647 01:26:36,636 --> 01:26:37,903 I'll see you soon. 1648 01:26:39,472 --> 01:26:40,872 All right, I'll be back. 1649 01:26:56,021 --> 01:26:58,824 1650 01:28:35,588 --> 01:28:36,855 Who's he? 1651 01:28:38,191 --> 01:28:39,359 Hey, Zed! 1652 01:28:39,459 --> 01:28:40,660 Look at this. 1653 01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:41,860 We're just getting started 1654 01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:43,396 and I'm already double-fisting. 1655 01:28:43,496 --> 01:28:44,797 Hey, everybody. It's been a minute. 1656 01:28:44,896 --> 01:28:46,532 Craig. 1657 01:28:46,632 --> 01:28:47,600 You can't just come in here. 1658 01:28:47,700 --> 01:28:49,000 I just came to congratulate you 1659 01:28:49,102 --> 01:28:51,537 on that hot rod. That thing is pimp! 1660 01:28:51,637 --> 01:28:52,839 My God! 1661 01:28:52,938 --> 01:28:53,905 Heck, yeah. 1662 01:28:54,005 --> 01:28:55,108 Come on, why don't we, uh... 1663 01:28:55,208 --> 01:28:56,342 I actually got a new car myself. 1664 01:28:56,442 --> 01:28:59,044 I got a Town and Country, midnight envy green, 1665 01:28:59,145 --> 01:29:01,012 -gently used. It's so cool. -Let's go catch up... 1666 01:29:01,114 --> 01:29:02,849 -I should bring mine... -Why don't we... 1667 01:29:02,948 --> 01:29:05,551 Hey! Snacks are going all out tonight. 1668 01:29:09,589 --> 01:29:10,723 Oh, Garrett. 1669 01:29:10,823 --> 01:29:12,023 I've been thinking so much 1670 01:29:12,125 --> 01:29:13,693 about your little busty daughter 1671 01:29:13,793 --> 01:29:15,094 who everybody keeps staring at. 1672 01:29:15,194 --> 01:29:17,163 Why are people such bad people? 1673 01:29:21,601 --> 01:29:22,602 All right. 1674 01:29:24,002 --> 01:29:26,305 I'll be outta your hair in just a sec. 1675 01:29:27,540 --> 01:29:28,974 I just wanted to apologize 1676 01:29:29,075 --> 01:29:31,811 for how I acted the last time we hung out. 1677 01:29:32,712 --> 01:29:35,947 I wanna say sorry to Austin for popping you and... 1678 01:29:36,047 --> 01:29:38,651 making the night weird and have to end early. 1679 01:29:39,886 --> 01:29:41,154 I just think it's... 1680 01:29:42,188 --> 01:29:44,022 a lot of stress I'm dealing with right now 1681 01:29:44,123 --> 01:29:45,691 and it came out in that way, I'm sorry. 1682 01:29:47,326 --> 01:29:49,529 Well, look, hey, we appreciate that, Craig. 1683 01:29:49,629 --> 01:29:51,264 Honestly. Come on. 1684 01:29:51,364 --> 01:29:53,433 Let me show you the hot rod. Come on. 1685 01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:55,967 Is it cool if I stay? 1686 01:29:56,068 --> 01:29:57,236 I apologized. 1687 01:30:02,408 --> 01:30:03,910 So, that's it. 1688 01:30:04,009 --> 01:30:06,679 I did one strange thing and I'm toast? 1689 01:30:06,779 --> 01:30:08,247 One thing. 1690 01:30:08,347 --> 01:30:11,150 That's it. One thing and you throw me out. 1691 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:13,519 Maybe you guys are the bad guys, huh? 1692 01:30:13,619 --> 01:30:15,521 Are you guys the bad guys? 1693 01:30:15,621 --> 01:30:17,123 I mean, I know you're not. 1694 01:30:17,223 --> 01:30:19,826 But can you give me a second chance? 1695 01:30:19,926 --> 01:30:21,661 Give me a second chance. 1696 01:30:22,027 --> 01:30:23,329 Get to know me. 1697 01:30:23,429 --> 01:30:25,198 Ask me something. Get to know me. 1698 01:30:25,298 --> 01:30:27,600 All right, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 1699 01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:29,000 Come on! Ask me something. 1700 01:30:29,101 --> 01:30:30,169 Whoa, whoa! 1701 01:30:30,269 --> 01:30:33,004 Get to know me, come on! Get to know me! 1702 01:30:33,105 --> 01:30:34,407 Ask me something! 1703 01:30:34,507 --> 01:30:36,576 I got great "Would you rathers!" 1704 01:30:37,610 --> 01:30:39,612 -Don't I, Austin? 1705 01:30:39,712 --> 01:30:40,913 Would you rathers? 1706 01:30:41,012 --> 01:30:42,849 Would you rather, like... 1707 01:30:42,949 --> 01:30:45,351 Oh, would you rather, uh, do stand up 1708 01:30:45,451 --> 01:30:47,653 for one whole year just for your dad, 1709 01:30:47,753 --> 01:30:51,123 or would you rather fucking... I don't know. 1710 01:30:51,224 --> 01:30:54,060 I can't think of anything! I'm too nervous! 1711 01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:56,429 I'm too nervous and stressed! 1712 01:30:58,130 --> 01:30:59,765 -You. 1713 01:30:59,866 --> 01:31:01,467 Ask me something. Ask me something! 1714 01:31:01,567 --> 01:31:02,869 All right, uh... 1715 01:31:02,969 --> 01:31:04,035 What... 1716 01:31:04,136 --> 01:31:05,638 What's your favorite food? 1717 01:31:07,707 --> 01:31:10,109 Fuck, I can't fucking think of anything! 1718 01:31:10,209 --> 01:31:12,043 I'm too nervous! 1719 01:31:12,144 --> 01:31:13,646 Somebody else ask me! 1720 01:31:14,213 --> 01:31:15,481 -You! 1721 01:31:15,581 --> 01:31:17,015 Who the hell are you? 1722 01:31:17,116 --> 01:31:18,885 You guys got a new guy? 1723 01:31:18,985 --> 01:31:21,052 There's a new guy? 1724 01:31:21,153 --> 01:31:22,688 -What's your name? -Jimp. 1725 01:31:22,788 --> 01:31:24,357 I got two twin girls. 1726 01:31:24,457 --> 01:31:25,391 Jim? 1727 01:31:25,491 --> 01:31:26,292 No, Jimp. 1728 01:31:26,392 --> 01:31:28,628 It's like jump with an "I." 1729 01:31:29,061 --> 01:31:30,796 -Jimp? -Jimp. Yeah. 1730 01:31:37,837 --> 01:31:38,804 I'm sorry. 1731 01:31:40,940 --> 01:31:42,675 This is fucking insane. 1732 01:31:42,775 --> 01:31:44,810 This is insane. 1733 01:31:45,845 --> 01:31:47,079 I'm sorry. 1734 01:31:50,082 --> 01:31:51,484 Should we just sing? 1735 01:31:54,052 --> 01:31:55,254 Let's sing. 1736 01:32:15,408 --> 01:32:16,842 -Fuck! 1737 01:32:26,285 --> 01:32:28,087 Everybody, get the fuck on the ground! 1738 01:32:28,187 --> 01:32:31,457 I'm in charge now! I'm the one in charge! 1739 01:32:31,557 --> 01:32:33,225 Don't even fucking look at me! 1740 01:32:33,326 --> 01:32:35,861 Keep your heads down! 1741 01:32:35,962 --> 01:32:38,197 Your hair. 1742 01:32:40,199 --> 01:32:42,602 I'll blow your heads off! 1743 01:32:42,702 --> 01:32:43,736 Keep 'em down! 1744 01:32:43,836 --> 01:32:46,606 Garrett, I wanna blow your fat fucking head off! 1745 01:32:46,706 --> 01:32:49,976 You demand attention! I'm sick of it! 1746 01:32:50,077 --> 01:32:52,878 You rich babies! 1747 01:32:52,979 --> 01:32:54,413 You're good. 1748 01:32:55,781 --> 01:32:56,749 All right, folks. 1749 01:32:57,883 --> 01:32:59,585 This has been a blast. 1750 01:33:00,686 --> 01:33:02,188 But unfortunately, 1751 01:33:02,288 --> 01:33:04,657 it's a school night for your daddy. 1752 01:33:07,593 --> 01:33:08,394 You rats! 1753 01:33:08,494 --> 01:33:10,363 You called the fucking cops? 1754 01:33:44,530 --> 01:33:47,400 -Great hanging, Craigy. -So fun, dude. 1755 01:33:47,500 --> 01:33:48,968 Great to see you guys. 1756 01:33:49,069 --> 01:33:50,970 Great to see you, man. 1757 01:33:51,071 --> 01:33:52,605 Of course, of course. 1758 01:33:52,705 --> 01:33:55,408 -I'll see you Friday night. -Yes. Yes. I'll be there. 1759 01:33:55,508 --> 01:33:57,510 -I'll call you later. -Yeah, see ya. See ya. 1760 01:33:57,610 --> 01:33:58,377 Yeah. 1761 01:33:58,477 --> 01:34:01,614 All right. All right. 1762 01:34:02,615 --> 01:34:03,482 Hey. 1763 01:34:03,582 --> 01:34:04,950 You know how to get home, right? 1764 01:34:05,051 --> 01:34:06,086 I'll do my best. 1765 01:34:07,820 --> 01:34:08,888 Hey. 1766 01:34:09,822 --> 01:34:11,323 I love you, rock star. 1767 01:34:12,425 --> 01:34:13,793 I love you, Craigy. 1768 01:35:04,810 --> 01:35:06,045 1769 01:38:36,356 --> 01:38:39,024 119459