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Okay.
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I miss you, too.
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I don't want to hang up.
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Okay, I'm going to hang up first.
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I thought you were going to hang up.
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Okay, you hang up.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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happy today.
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Did you get my blue pills?
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No. I'm just excited because tomorrow is
Valentine's Day.
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And my will really goes all out for me
on Valentine's Day.
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Oh, shoot.
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I thought you were going to buff out the
lime jello and the speaker wire.
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Okay, I appreciate it.
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Okay. And a little turned on, right?
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Right? No, nothing like that.
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Okay, maybe just a little.
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Okay,
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let's just say that my man knows how to
make his lady feel special.
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I just got off the phone with my honey.
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Oh, you did?
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Yeah, and he thinks Valentine's Day.
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Sucks!
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Because,
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you know what?
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Valentine's Day is supposed to be for
lovers, right?
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And it is.
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Tell me this, what did you do for Sasha
last year?
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Well, actually, I took her to this nice
little bed and breakfast.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, and then we rented a jet ski.
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You know what I'm saying? It's real
dangerous on the water.
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So what did she do for you?
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I don't even remember.
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Exactly. Because it's always about them
on the holiday.
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Oh, you know what? I forgot.
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She got me this.
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Really? A kitty, if you tickle it on its
belly, it purrs. What?
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What you supposed to do? Can I see that
for a second?
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It's cute. Yeah, you do it. You do it.
Come on, man.
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You crazy.
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Nobody's here, and I'm still
embarrassed.
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You know what?
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Come to think of it,
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Sasha never gives me what I want.
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You know Renee got a lot of problems,
but at least my baby got taste.
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Oh, Anthony is really going to like
this.
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I know we'll love this, Miss Kitty.
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Meow, meow.
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You think so, huh?
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Oh, I wonder what he's going to give me.
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Oh, I really, really would love it if he
boycott Valentine's Day. You know what?
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Let's change the game and teach these
ladies a lesson. Are you with me?
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Are you with me?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah. I'm with it. OK, baby.
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Come on now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with it.
All right.
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We're going to tell them that we deserve
to be treated.
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Special. Yes,
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we will. That's right. And you know
what? What?
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We're going to tell them to their faces.
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No, we won't.
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No, we're not saying we will.
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And you know why?
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Because we scared of them?
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No, man.
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Because we are men.
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Get your chest up.
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Feel it.
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Get some of that man air.
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You went too deep. You went too deep.
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Miss Cora, are you sure you want to put
all that candy in there?
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What are you trying to say?
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Just because Reggie and I aren't skinny
like everybody else, we can't enjoy
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Valentine candy?
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Uh, you're putting Reggie's candy in
Will's bag.
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Oh.
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Never mind, none of that I'll say.
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I don't see the big deal with
Valentine's Day anyway.
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Here, Brianna.
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Open!
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I knew somebody would give me something.
Thank you, Lucky. Uh, not.
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Make sure Simone gets this.
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Fine. I mean, who wants flowers and
cheesy cards anyway?
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Girls who have boyfriends?
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Yeah, I thought you didn't care about
Valentine's Day.
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I lied.
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You're a friend.
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You'll always have Groundhog's Day.
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You can be lonely over and over and over
again.
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Yes, that's perfect.
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Okay.
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Cora, I did it!
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That's great!
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That's great! You did what?
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Renee and I are going to take the guys
to a hockey in a limo.
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Oh, really?
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I'm excited about that.
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I know!
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Oh,
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I could call Simone and we could make it
a triple date.
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She's my future boo.
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How do I love Dee?
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Let me tell the way.
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One.
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Two.
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And we did that for either.
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Look, I'm glad nobody's around.
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I'm wanting to tell you something.
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Who, me?
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Yes, I'm talking to you.
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Look, I'm just, I don't know how to say
it. I'm just going to say it.
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Just come right out and say it.
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I think I love you.
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Sometimes I have to tell you. The blue
button is for cold water and the red
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button is for hot. No!
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I think Renee got it bad.
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Mm -mm, she didn't get it from me.
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No, she told me the three words.
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What? Get away, Brown!
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No, I love you.
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Oh, Mr. Brown, I didn't know you felt
that way.
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No, not that.
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She told me she loved me. It's written
all over her face, look.
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See?
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I'm too old to be a sugar grin daddy.
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What am I doing? Oh, yeah. You know, I
think you're right.
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I did not see this coming.
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I knew she got it bad. First, there's
them stars in the air like this at me.
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Then them late night phone calls. What
you doing? I ain't doing nothing.
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What you doing?
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Then she's going to have her kids
calling me daddy.
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Yep, and them neighbors are calling you
daddy, too. No, I can't do that.
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And her baby, one baby, is kind of
crazy.
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No, don't look at me.
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No, I don't want to look at you.
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Lord,
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that girl is sprung on me.
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She trying to get me to do one of them
French kiss things.
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I can't kiss French. I'm American.
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Come on, man. Look, I'm right, man. You
just too...
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Stubborn to thin.
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God, you stubborn. You bullheaded, man.
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That's why brothers can't get along.
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No, that's why we can't get along.
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Ask him. Ask him. Ask me what?
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Who's faster, Superman or the Flash?
Don't lie.
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Is this seriously what grown men talk
about when their women aren't around?
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Please, you do other stuff.
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Like what?
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Like, uh...
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Give each other edge -ups. Yes.
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So this is what I have to look forward
to?
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Nah, little dude. Ain't no edging that
up.
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What is that, beans?
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Hey!
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Hey!
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So what have you been doing?
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Don't answer that. Keep your dignity.
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Oh, look. It's two and a half men.
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It's okay.
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The lonely ones always lash out.
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You're just going to let him get away
with that?
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Uh... Hey, Joaquin. Stop saying truthful
things about your sister
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that make her feel bad.
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What?
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Yeah, I was just joking.
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Why couldn't I have been adopted by a
normal...
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I'm going to hang out with Reggie and
his mom. Miss Samuel wants to go see her
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first cousin.
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Oh, that should be fun.
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Well, not really. Reggie said she wants
to go dance on his grave.
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See you later. Bye, guys.
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Uh, hey.
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What do, uh, what do you and Renee have
planned for us?
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Nothing special.
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See, I told you, nothing.
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Maybe that boycott's a good idea.
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your little rebellion?
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You guys are making a big mistake.
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What you mean, Joaquin?
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I have information that could change
Valentine's Day forever.
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Well, speak on it.
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Are you serious?
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Hold up. You expect us to pay you? We
are grown men.
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Okay, can you believe this? I don't pay
kids.
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Well... Hold up.
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I'll get that back to you.
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Sasha got you guys hot tickets and a
limo.
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They did?
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Yeah. They wanted to surprise you.
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I'm surprised?
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You're surprised? I'm really surprised.
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Hey, um, don't you guys make any plans
for tomorrow night, okay?
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Okay.
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And by the way, losers, Superman would
win easily.
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Thank you.
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Nurse's Day 10, happy Valentine's Day!
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Oh no, sorry, we don't fix broken
hearts.
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Oh, broken legs.
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Hi,
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this is Renee.
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What?
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Oh, what?
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Oh, hell no, I don't owe that.
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There she is, there she is. What am I
gonna do?
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Being this irresistible has always been
my cross to bear.
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Just talk to her.
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Okay, but you're real charmer. I am?
Yeah, so don't look her in the eye. I
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how should I go back to her? Should I go
gangsta or should I just... Be
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sensitive, okay?
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Sensitive. And then you tell her that
you're older to be her great -great
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-grandfather. And she'll puke in her
mouth and then she'll be fine.
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I'm going to see if you can still tell
that same joke while you're in the
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unemployment line.
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Don't come talk...
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Pray my strength, I'm about to go in and
talk to her. All right, macaroni and
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tuna.
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Look here, Renee, we got to talk about
this.
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Now, I know I'm a hunk of chocolate
love, but this ain't going to work.
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You can't talk to me like that.
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Wait a minute. I know this is a hard
pill to swallow, but look here.
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I come from a different world, and
you're just looking for somebody to give
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a good time. I don't want to talk about
this at work.
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Okay, well, where do you want to talk
about it at?
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Okay, you know where you would go to
hell.
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Okay, you're not going to talk to me
like this. I'm not trying to look eye
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contact, but you're not going to just
talk to me. Oh, okay, so now there's no
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interest.
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You ain't no Merle or McCool or nothing,
but you're okay now. Don't get twisted.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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Don't let me find you on the streets.
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Don't let me find you on the streets.
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Okay, look here, Renee. We got to work
together.
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You ain't been... Would you get out of
here?
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Okay, Renee, I'm trying to tell you...
Get away!
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I'm talking about my relationship.
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But that didn't go too well.
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Yeah, I heard.
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We all did.
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Okay, I don't care what y 'all think. I
ain't no player.
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And I don't crush a lot.
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Dear, I think she trying to hurt me.
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You know what?
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You know they say hell had no fury like
a woman scorched.
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Yeah, you gotta go talk to her so she
won't get her brothers and her cousins.
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You know they done killed somebody.
Wait, what if she kills me?
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Duh, you'll just be dead. You won't know
nothing about it. Hey, um,
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you know where you take a nap every day?
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Bobby the patient, his bedpan overflowed
and spilled everywhere.
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Where I sleep?
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Where I put my head?
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Yeah. I'm gonna kill him. I'm killing
him.
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00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:25,130
What's she talking about me?
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She gonna get you, man.
257
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What's she trying to kill me?
258
00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,970
It's over for you. I'm too young to die.
259
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I got so much love to give.
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Oh, good.
261
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,560
What'd you find?
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Man, you know the stores are all picked
over, but we got lucky and we found
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these. Ah, that's right.
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Cards. Good idea. Women love Valentine's
Day cards.
265
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,540
Uh, happy birthday.
266
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,280
You fish -eyed fool?
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00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,740
This one's in Spanish.
268
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,040
That's cool.
269
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:08,500
Well, uh, you can read Spanish. What's
that say, Joaquin?
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Happy birthday.
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00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,480
You fish -eyed fool.
272
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,560
That was all I could find.
273
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:21,160
Okay, uh, I guess it's plan B. The
personal touch.
274
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,840
Bam!
275
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,200
What's that, huh? Check it out.
276
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,520
A butt.
277
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,080
An old butt. Oh, man, that's hard.
278
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,779
Where's my stuff?
279
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,780
What did you make?
280
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,280
I made Renee's face out of macaroni.
281
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,780
What? Yeah, this is nice.
282
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:42,920
According to my kindergarten teacher, it
sticks better if you use glue.
283
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,040
Thank you.
284
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,120
What are we going to do now?
285
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,760
Did you guys at least find some candy?
286
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,080
Oh, I got a half a box of Red Hots in
the car.
287
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,620
Okay, so what did you plan on doing for
Renee before our boycott?
288
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,200
A full box of Red Hot.
289
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,760
Ah, finally got you.
290
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,000
You know you ain't got to kill me over
this.
291
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,220
This ain't worth it.
292
00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:18,820
Look, don't even try to beg now. No, I'm
going to take it, I'm going to cut it
293
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,640
up in little pieces, and I'm mailing it
back to you.
294
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,340
in the bathrooms with the windows closed
again?
295
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,900
No.
296
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,420
Well, yes, but that ain't got nothing to
do with you trying to snuff me out.
297
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,440
Ain't nobody trying to snuff you out.
298
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:52,600
I heard you saying, okay, I'm going to
cut you and then we're going to do
299
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,560
Yeah, I was talking about this.
300
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,080
Okay, what about you was talking on that
thing and you said... You're a bill
301
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,080
collector.
302
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,440
Okay.
303
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,580
Okay, well, do this mean you ain't in
love with me?
304
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:20,740
just put it to you this way look at you
i mean look at you and look at me look
305
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:27,680
at i mean you ain't got to be so ugly
about it where would you get a dumb
306
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:32,880
stupid idiotic so unrealistic idea like
that
307
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,970
No, no, the game doesn't even start for
another few hours. Okay, well, that's
308
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:06,290
weird, because Will said the same thing.
309
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:09,329
Huh. You know what? He should be ready
by now. Will!
310
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:11,430
Will, are you almost ready?
311
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:12,950
Oh!
312
00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:18,430
It's just for any kid. You coming in?
313
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:20,810
I have a message.
314
00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:27,030
For the two most beautiful women in the
world, from the two luckiest guys in the
315
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:28,030
world.
316
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:31,890
Okay, Brianna, what's this about? You'll
have to read it to find out.
317
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,840
Or you can tip me.
318
00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:37,340
I've got a tip for you. Don't mix brown
liquor and marshmallows. How about that?
319
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,140
Ladies. Yeah.
320
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,600
Your keys to happiness await.
321
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,370
Welcome to Fantasy Island.
322
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:11,830
Good evening, ladies.
323
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,850
Your Valentine's evening awaits.
324
00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:18,330
I'll get the jello and the speaker wire.
325
00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:22,730
Maybe this is so perfect.
326
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:26,930
Well, sweetheart, you always said you
wanted to go to Hawaii.
327
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:27,969
I did.
328
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:30,570
So since I couldn't take you to Hawaii,
I brought Hawaii to us.
329
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:34,940
be made since we ain't never been
nowhere or done nothing.
330
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
Enjoy.
331
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,940
This is so perfect.
332
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,260
How did you guys come up with this? It
was my idea.
333
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:48,420
Actually, Brianna is the mastermind
behind it all. Oh, Brianna, that's so
334
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,180
Oh, thank you, Panica.
335
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:55,900
Yeah, I got tired of feeling sorry for
myself on Valentine's Day, and so I
336
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:59,220
decided to do something for someone
else, and it feels pretty good.
337
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:01,530
Brianna, what are you talking about? We
paid you.
338
00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:04,190
And that makes it better.
339
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:09,430
So I say we eat, and then we change
clothes and get ready for that limo
340
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:11,010
going to take us to the game.
341
00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:16,030
And how do you know about the limo and
the game?
342
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:24,630
I have to live through you guys until
I'm old enough to have my own life.
343
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,320
No. Yes.
344
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,380
Really? How's your name on it?
345
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,640
Really? Yeah.
346
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,460
Oh.
347
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,820
Happy Valentine's Day to the best sister
in the world.
348
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,320
Lonely girls need love, too.
349
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,360
I couldn't have said it better myself.
350
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,200
I got you, lonely girl. I can't help it.
351
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,550
So bad. to the lime jello and a speaker
wire.
352
00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:57,189
Oh, yeah.
353
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,930
We share in the same limo.
354
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:02,170
We don't have to do it in the limo. Y
'all need to step your game up. Lime is
355
00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:03,170
everything.
356
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,250
Just come with me. I'm watching.
357
00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:07,670
Here it comes. Here it comes.
358
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:13,190
I told you. I told you I wasn't going to
let you get away.
359
00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:16,110
Is that supposed to scare me?
360
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:32,140
stupid do you think i am real stupid you
got us yep you got it my bad come on
361
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:35,920
i knew you were trying to get me back
but i thought it'd be better than that
362
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,060
got us we're bad you're good
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